#bro is snug as a bug in a rug

[shreddies-scribbles]

having to leave this sight at 5 am to harvest PARSNIPS 💔💔

[guadalajarawontdonow]

sombre

[nagitoe-plushie]

surprise I took pictures of your son when you weren't looking

here's a blurry one of him taking a little nap

WHEJWHRHWHEEE THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOUUU YAYAYAYAYY

[graementality]

gives your soul a warm blankie <3

He says thank you :DD

[buttfrovski]

shhhhhh....shhh.. quiet... *violently gestures to sleepy ones*

[encryptedbread]

I wanna talk to someone, but everyone i know is still sleeping

And it's not that I get up early, it's that I don't get down

[mahamatra-cyno]

Wait you guys actually did the swaddle??

Yes. I thought it was a good idea.

[nylon-vintage]

,,maybe he can help you with your mental state by simply being there more often? That's what happened when I spent more time with my boyfrien,,

(Also that's fine as long as he cozy <33)

-🦇

"..Maybe.."

(his grip softens a little woo hoo! bro is comfy!!!)

[mellicuelis]

google how do I psychically project my thoughts to other people so they know that I'm not trying to rush them out of the library because I think their baby is annoying but because I want them to focus on their baby instead of smth I can do in their stead (deleting documents on da computer) and I'll start crying too if the baby is

[rubyreduji]

svt mtl blanket hog

my parents were arguing about how is the blanket hog lol so i thought i'd do who in svt is the biggest blanket hog. some of these are based off of them in the gose magainze, but a lot of them are just a vibe

MOST

seungcheol - BIGGEST ass blanket hog ever and he whines in his sleep if you try and take any of them back like it's so serious for him

mingyu - bro doesn't even mean to be he's just big and gets cold easily :( the only way you are getting those blankets is if you're cuddling the whole night

hoshi - literally such a giant blanket hogger but only because he moves around SO MUCH in his sleep

seungkwan - snug as a bug in a rug he dont gaf

minghao - he knows he does it and he thinks it's funny but he always cuddles in you in the morning to warm you back up

dokyeom - only sometimes and he always feels super bad when he does it and he smothers you with blankets when he wakes up

joshua - it's only occasionally that he does but when he does and you bring it up he gets sassy with you

wonwoo - only just a little like it's a 60% 40% split

jeonghan - you two are very good at sharing the blanket and not hogging it, but if either of you ever do hog the blanket y'all will not hear the end of it from the other

chan - you two just cuddle the whole night so neither of you are really blanket stealers

jihoon - i imagine he gets really hot when he sleeps so he actually shoves the blankets off of himself

jun - if anything you're stealing the blankets from him and then when you wake up he whines at you

vernon - like jun you're stealing the blankets from him but he doesn't care, he probably doesn't even notice

LEAST

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norrisun no lando :( ?

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thinking abt how PROWLER MILES and SPIDERMILES sleep... 💤💤💤

( notes: this is written by a minor about underage characters, so nsfw/18+ only/'minors dni' blogs please do not interact with this post! thank you <3

i call them prowler miles and spidermiles instead of earth-XXX miles because it's cuter to me :) )

MILES is a very light sleeper.

a lot of people don't really expect that because he always looks like he's having the best, most deepest sleep of his life, all curled up in a tight ball, blankets burrito'd around him

bro is the literal definition of snug as a bug in a rug

he even snores just a little! when you first hear it you think he's like, growling in his sleep??? because of how low it is, nah, he's snorin.

there's literally never any sneaking up on him while asleep- MILES literally woke up because RIO walked past his bedroom door once. she didn't go in, didn't even touch the door; she just tip-toed in her work sneakers instead of socks or slippers.

and that woke him up, made him all grumpy because that was really early in the morning and now he can't go back to sleep

once he's up, he's up. and it takes an hour or so to get back to sleep, so he just deals with it

he sits up, but just stays sitting in bed slouched over like a zombie for a good few minutes.

he just needs a sec to boot up, give him a lil bit and then he's up and at em like he was never asleep in the first place??

weirdo.

one time, UNCLE AARON scared him awake from a nap because they had stuff to do, and he was literally so mad about it. he knew it was a dumb thing to be mad about, but MILES couldn't keep an angry pout off his face and AARON was just snickering at it the entire time

when sleeping, MILES doesn't dream. like, at all.

people around him will be talking about crazy dreams and nightmares they've had where their teeth fell out or they got turned into a horse or got chased by a giant lego man, and he's just like. tf???

he's very clingy in his sleep and when he's tired, even when he tries his best not to be, so if you choose to sleep with him then you just kinda have to accept your fate

thankfully he doesn't move around that much besides the occasional adjustment, he doesn't thrash around or anything crazy

the most annoying thing would probably be him snoring? it's not loud, barely audible if you're not right next to him, but if you do sleep near him then you'll hear it

it kinda just happens no matter how he sleeps, so if you can handle a little. um. natural white noise!

MILES is the best cuddle buddy you'll ever have.

he's very considerate tbh, he'll let you lay on him any way you want as long as it's not that uncomfortable for him

be warned though: he's an early riser.

will wake up first and do dumb shit to wake you if you're not up by time he's done eating breakfast.

he'll start lifting your eyelids, poking you, tickling your hands ( he don't do feet. ) and shit like a little damn kid

and he won't stop until you wake up, so gl w that

MILES, however..

well, he's also a light sleeper. more on the average side

but he doesn't wake up at every little thing. only if someone opens his door or talks too loud

some things wake him up, some don't

sirens and explosions outside of his window only start to wake him up after he becomes spiderman, he could sleep like a baby through it before

he usually falls asleep in a very fixed position, like curled up on his side or laying on his back with his legs crossed

but he'll always wake up halfway off his bed, limbs thrown out like he's a ragdoll, mouth wide open and dry, covers either tangled around his body or just on the floor

so.

yeah, MILES moves in his sleep!

he'll go from laying on his back to on his stomach, from his stomach to his side, from his side to somehow slumped against the wall by his bed???

because of that, he'll wake up very disoriented. he needs more than a second to boot up, his feet just kinda carry him to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face and stuff-

MILES isn't up-up until he blindly puts his hands under the ice cold water to wet his toothbrush and that shocks him awake, only to realize he completely missed his toothbrush and squeezed the dollop of toothpaste directly into the sink

he kinda just stares at it for a few minutes, pretty embarrassed, before scooping it off the porcelain ( or whatever sinks are made of ) and using it to brush his teeth

somehow, JEFF always knows when MILES just let the wasted toothpaste dissolve into the running water and squeezed more.

it's like his own spidey-sense.. just for something as stupid as toothpaste.

MILES does dream almost every time he's asleep, even when just napping, but he often doesn't remember them unless they were super duper crazy

he remembers the nightmare where he shot webs out his butt like a real spider, and that really scary one that he doesn't like to recall but has to do with the prowler

but he can never recall the only one that actually made him wake up in a cold sweat, panting as if he just ran a marathon.

"what was it?", you may ask?

well, MILES was president of some place.

he didn't find out where until DREAM PRESIDENT MORALES set a lot of very prejudiced laws against lego people, and it turns out he was president of lego city

( one of the laws was that, if anyone falls into the river, they're not allowed to be saved )

he got overthrown during a revolution that was led by a very violent lego spiderman who only spoke in what his brain's version of spanish was, so he could barely understand anything

and the part that made him wake up was when they tied him down and were threatening to go through his sketchbook and, upon opening it to the first page, something jumped out at him and startled him awake

you know those jumpscare videos where a spider jumps out during a seemingly calm scenario?

yeah, MILES gets weird deja vu when he sees those, but doesn't know it's because of that dream.

anyways- MILES does try his best to cuddle when sleeping, he really does!

he'll spoon ( big or little, he don't mind ), lay on you, let you lay on him

even just holding hands, or sleeping back to back

anything really, long as he goes to sleep touching you

but if it's one of his more active nights where he makes his big moves, you probably won't survive unless you're a deep sleeper.

he'll probably push or kick you, and not be sorry about it.

and he'll wake up totally out of it, wondering why the hell he's so uncomfortable

and sees he's sprawled on top of you like a terrible blanket instead of the very cute, cliche way he imagined waking up with you

something like this will happen every time, so. just throw him a pillow and a sheet and tell him to sleep on the floor.

or you take the floor, either works for him-

MILES really isn't the perfect gentleman. unless you or his parents tell him to give you the bed, he will happily let you sleep on the floor

never wakes up before you unless he had a really bad nightmare like PRESIDENT MORALES, and if you wake him up he'll be so petty and passive aggressive while he's still half asleep

so just. slap him awake if you need him that bad, shake him violently and yell frantically that they hit the pentagon

just wake him right up, so that he can't just glare at you with an adorable sleepy pout on his face, eyeing you angrily, even as he trudges to the bathroom...

... not looking where he was going, and walking right into the doorframe.

[chunkofchaos]

eepy

Bro is snug as a bug in a rug

[neverniko101]

Picks up Lemon boy and rocks him like a baby. Then I throw him and tuck him in bed. (Short anon)

Bro is cozy and comfy 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Bro is an eepy fella ‼️‼️

Bro is snug as a bug in a rug 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[sleepdeprivedandoverthinking]

Bros snug as a bug in a rug

[ki-kink]

Yo, bro, let me spill the tea for you on this wild rollercoaster ride! So, like, at first, these two peeps were total wallflowers, you feel me? They were straight-up shook to the core in this joint, no lie. But then, outta nowhere, bam! The glow-up hit 'em like a ton of bricks. In just a hot minute, they aged like fine wine by a whopping 20 freakin' years. 20 years of grindin' in the gym, gettin' lit in the bar, and gettin' down and dirty in the darkroom. And just like that, they went from zero to hero, feelin' all safe and snug like a bug in a rug. It's like, who even are they anymore, amirite? Crazy stuff, man.