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GAY 😨 HOMOSEXUAL 🤭 COMIC 🗿🗿🗿 WITH 😭😭😭MEN 🥴 IN SKIMPY OUTFITS 🤫🧏🤫🧏PART ONE: THIS HOEEEEEEEEEEEE


#this bitch is crazy#he WROTE on the fucking page#like#bro said he was 5’9#bro is NOT 5’9#crack#wild#im tweaking#erm actually#he’s tweaking#eh#it’s ok#bc#he’s a cutie patootie#he’s so 🥰🥰🥰#🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#🥰#I’m gonna pound his ass later 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Did he grow another inch AGAIN? 😭

I remember when he was only 5’8 💔💔
#why is he still growing hello??#I thought Italians where supposed to be short/j#santino d’antonio#riccardo scamarcio#I remember when his height got changed to 5’9#it was universal#you got this lil bro‼️‼️#you can get to 6ft‼️
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day two of boyfriend. technically first full day of boyfriend. definitely a w
#meposting idfk#he’s the reason I have to buy heels for a dance because this 8 inch height gap is a no no for dancing bro#I was 5’4 ish in heels last year with a 5’9 ish guy and it was. not goods. like we made it work but it was awkward lmfao#this bitch has the audacity to be even taller and YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT#IN FOUR INCH HEELS#IM ONLY 5’6#HOW DO SOME PEOPLE DATE 6’ AND UP BROTHER THIS IS PROBABLY MY LIMIT
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Was Maxie standing on his tiptoes the whole time how tf is Maxie 5’9” and Archie 6’2” 🧍






Pokevillains look at them.......... The guys. @dr-yung and me were looking through some of the leaked files and saw these ref sheets for rainbow rocket, it's so interesting to get to see these.
#I forgot how gross Maxie looks in USUM#how could they make such a perfect and sexy Archie model and completely fuck up Maxie#it makes me wanna cry#it is really funny tho to imagine Maxie standing on his tiptoes around him to seem taller or putting fucking inserts in his shoes#I could write an essay on all the flaws of Maxie’s model bro#my hc was that USUM Maxie was 5’9 like ORAS and Archie was an inch or two taller#I’ve seen some wack ass numbers for Maxie’s height like fucking 5’4 or 5’2 like BRO#insane
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recognize


- summary: you’ve never been the girl to go out, and you decided you would tonight , thank god you did.
you had been good friends with paige for a while now, becoming close in class because of the bullshit professor you guys always laughed at.
she had invited you out to hangout at the bar with her team.
“ bro you have to come “ she pleaded.
“ paige no”
you never really went out as much, and you honestly preferred to stay inside. mainly putting your focus on your schoolwork, partying was no go for you. even something simple as meeting up with her friends and hanging out was odd and different for you.
“ you never go out, you’re always in” paige crossed her arms getting fed up with you being “lame”, she rolled her eyes being sassy per usual.
“ i’m tired of seeing you sulk in whatever this is, cmon.”
“ kk is gonna be there! cmonn!” giving you puppy dog eyes. “fine” you said annoyingly sighing, “yay, okay now get up and get ready”
“you’re like obsessed with her” you rolled your eyes at her little comment.
“oh and be ready by seven!” paige said as she left the room.
❦.
there you were looking in the mirror, examining your outfit dreading going out.
you guys left the dorm hopping into paige’s car. about ten minutes later you guys pulled into the parking lot of the bar.
as soon as you guys got inside paige was pulled away by azzi, leaving you there sitting alone until a 5’9 frame stood in front of you.
“hey girl! why you over here by yourself!” her voice bubbly as ever.
before you could get a word out, she grabbed your dragging you to where the other teammates were. you were familiar with everyone so it wasn’t awkward.
throughout the whole time her hand laid on your waist, making your stomach kicks and flips. she pushed you to have fun bringing you out your shell. it made you realize something.
you always felt an attraction towards kk, but you never knew it was anything like this. everyone who was around knew tho
before you knew it fun was ending and everyone started to leave, there were a few left including kk. you walked up to her feeling nervous as you begin to thank her.
“thankyouforshowingmeagoodand-“
you were cutting off by her giggles, “of course girl!”. she found your blabbering to be cute.
you looked up at her finding her smile to be intoxicating, kk looked down both eyes glistening with admiration for one another.
a sudden boldness hit her.
“i hate how i didn’t recognize how pretty you are” she breathed pulling you in closer, her hands wrapped around your waist as she leaned in to kiss you.
you instantly melted into the kiss. you yearned for this unknowingly, it was almost like you kissed before you felt warm and familiar when your lips touched. you didn’t know you needed it, and at last you got it.
“fucking finally” you turned around to see aubrey leaning against the table with her arms crossed.
your cheeks ran hot as you giggled burying you head in kk’s chest.
❦.
- this was so rushed 😣
- might make a part 2 or a series lmk lmk!
hope yall enjoyed. PLEASE give feedback !
#kk arnold#kk arnold x reader#kk arnold x black!reader#ncaa wbb#kk arnold smut#uconn wbb#uconn#kk arnold x fem!reader#©luvzpagie#kk is so cutie hello
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JJK Men General Relationship Headcanons
Note: my first writing hope yall like it... feel free to leave requests
WC: 1.1k
CW: None just fluff
Neutral!reader x gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso

GOJO SATORU
Bro is a menace. Will make you question why you are dating him everyday. He just likes making you mad yk those types of guys that flirt with you by being mean to you. HE'S ONE OF THEM
Spoils tf out of you. I feel like he would give you gifts and he definitely makes a big deal about it. He loves LOUD
Definitely the type to make you wear a G-letter necklace and you can NEVER take it off. I’m crying
His love language is physical touch. No arguing. He NEEDS to be touching you 24/7. Hugs from behind are his favorite omg and with him so tall and all. My ass is 5’9 and he’s 6’4 just ughhhhhh
Random thought but I feel like he's a nail biter. Yeah he acts cool and all but, that's how that mf relieves his anxiety. He be munchin fr. So if yall bite your nails too (i do) you can bond with that
GETO SUGURU
Ah Geto! I feel like he's the type of guy that is quiet around everyone else besides you. He opens up to you and tells you everything when he gets comfortable.
He also spoils you but it’s more quiet in a way. Yk how people say private but not a secret. That’s yalls relationship.
He loves loves loves calling I feel. He will always facetime or call. When he's playing videos or smth yall are on the phone.
Love Language is definitely acts of service. He cooks and cleans, Definitely has GREAT hygiene. He just always smells so yummy.
Random thought but, he definitely always wears a hair tie on his wrist. For you or for him but mostly for you. Also weirdly he also always has chapstick. Pookie don’t have not one crack in them luscious lips. The flavor imma has to say good old strawberry.
NANAMI KENTO
WHEN I TELL YOU I CREAMED MY PANTIES the day I saw a tiktok where it said he was 200lbs. IMAGINE that hunk of a man smothering you in kisses and cuddles. OMG I love this man.
He’s like Geto. He loves you quietly. But he's the type of man that would date to marry. You bet your ass he's gonna marry you. I wanna marry him. Everyone wants to marry him.
He loves coming home from work just to be with you. You are his peace. I feel like he’d like bag rubs and he’d like giving you sum too yk. You feel me.
Love language is definitely quality time. Imagine baking bread with him. OMG i love baking guys i’d bake him anything. But yeah cute little date yall can have. So cute so domestic.
Random thought but I feel like he’d ask for you to iron his clothes yk since he always wears a suit. Like he could def do it himself but he just likes watching you do it. He def has that “in love” stare while watching you. NANAMI
TOJI FUSHIGURO
DADDY
I feel like out of all the guys for him he would take the longest to fall in love with you or actually realize that he has feelings for you but, once he realizes he's WHIPPED
He’d do anything.. Tell him to go to the store no questions asked. You don’t feel like cooking. He’ll try his be… yall are ordering food. Need a foot rub, he's right there on the couch with you watching whatever show YOU like rubbing your feet.
I'm sorry but I have them daddy issues. Like if yall argue or smth and he makes you cry or makes you upset, he doesn’t mean too. He'd feel so bad and he’d be the BEST comforter (is that a word?). Like he just holds you and stuff and apologizes.
Love language… This a tough one. Imma go with words of affirmation. I feel like he takes pride in being told he's doing smth good yk. Hes just trying his best to not fuck up another relationship yk so please tell that poor baby he’s doing good.
Random thought but let's say in my little world of fanfiction he never left Megumi. It'd be important to him that Megumi likes the woman he’s with yk. Let that motherly instinct kick in.
CHOSO KAMO
THE LITERAL LOML.
YOU have to teach him how to be in a relationship. He won’t know nun. Like yes he knows women and men like each other, they get married and shit, and have babies. But he doesn’t know how to yk romance you ig. BUT YOU BEST BELIEVE HE WILL TRY THE HARDEST
He will def be the type to ask around and read up on it. Bringing you flowers and chocolate yk little gifts here and there. Always telling you he loves you and DATES so many dates. He wants everyone to know yall are together. HE IS YOURS. He’d def be the type to ask, “can i be your bf?” instead of “be my gf” yk. Yall know what i'm talkin bout.
Not that this man has anything to be insecure about but, I feel like once he is out in the public and stuff he notices that no one has any marks like his over his nose. He’d just feel a little uncomfortable but don’t let him. KISS HIS MARK PLEASEEEEE. God he blush so much and that embarrassment about it will fade completely. SO CUTE i just wanna nibble him.
Love language.. I could literally write a 5 page essay with works cited on how he could be all 5 but, well go with physical touch rn. The first time yall kissed, he could’ve sworn he was in heaven. He def pulled away with his eyes still closed savoring the moment. He literally is always kissing you and hugging you. He's so clingy in a good way. Always holds your hand in public. DO NOT SPLIT THE POLE. He would be on the verge of tears (I'm being dramatic).
Random thought but he’d def be the type of guy who would be like “let me ask my gf.” He knows he doesn’t need your permission to do stuff but he just likes telling you and letting you know. He so ugh…i just want him in my pocket is that too much to ask.
#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jujustu kaisen fluff#gojo x reader#geto x reader#nanami x reader#toji x reader#choso x reader#jjk headcanons
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Jeff The Killer headcanons
A/n: Creepypasta hyperfixation is going craaazzyyy right now 🙏
Warnings: Talk of murder, suicide, blood and knives



🔪✮ My fav retired emo boy 😻😻
🔪✮ What I mean by that is he doesn’t exactly dress very emo as much as he used to, he’s more worried about what’s tactical when on missions and such.
🔪✮ But he does still have the infamous emo haircut 🙏
🔪✮ I don’t think Jeff’s as tall as everyone thinks he is, I think he’s around 5’9, maybe 5’10 on a good day.
🔪✮ Thrives off of energy drinks, doesn’t matter the kind. Red Bull is his favourite though
🔪✮ He’s pretty aggressive. Not just towards other people but towards himself too, he’ll self destruct and self sabotage and has likely made many attempts on his own life.
🔪✮ On a more positive note his favourite flowers are red spider lilies :3
🔪✮ Owns a knife collection. Bro has like a shit ton it’s a little bit wild (has a lot of pretty ones)
🔪✮ Blood kink. Sorry gang it had to be said
🔪✮ Carves his glasgow smile into the faces of his victims, It’s like his thing ig
🔪✮ Jeff’s room is actually a fucking nightmare holy shit
🔪✮ Smells bad, clothes everywhere, his bed rarely ever gets made and there’s just stuff all over his desk…
🔪✮ He doesn’t really give a shit though 💀💀
🔪✮ Best friends with Toby :))
🔪✮ An absolute fucking prick but he’s hot so I’ll give him that
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞
ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲
#asks open#jeff the killer headcanons#jeff the killer#Jeff the killer hcs#Jeff hcs#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta#x reader
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Hey, I'm a super skinny white theatre kid, some of my friends recommended that I go work out and told me about this place. I decided to finally try it out, maybe it can help me out in the relationship department as well as help me feel more confident
Liam had always been unlucky in love. At 5’9” and barely 120 pounds, he was all lanky limbs and sharp angles, nothing like the muscular men he dreamed about. He spent hours swiping on dating apps, fantasizing about being wrapped in the arms of some tall, strong gym bro. But no one ever swiped back. Maybe, he thought, if he put on some muscle, guys would finally start noticing him.
That’s how he found himself stepping nervously into *Herculean Gains*, wearing an oversized hoodie that swallowed his tiny frame. The place smelled like sweat and iron. His heart pounded as he looked around at the mountains of muscle lifting impossibly heavy weights.

“Bro are you new here?” a deep voice rumbled behind him.
Liam turned, craning his neck up to see a towering mass of muscle staring him down. Rod. The kind of guy Liam had always thirsted over.
“Uh—yeah,” Liam stammered, forcing a nervous smile. “I, um, just thought maybe I should get bigger… you know, to have better luck dating?”
Rod raised an eyebrow, then smirked. “You wanna get bigger bro? Yeah, bro, I could help you with that.”
Before Liam could respond, Rod slung a thick, veined arm around his bony shoulders and guided him toward the benches. “First thing’s first, bro you need fuel.” He grabbed a black bottle from his gym bag and handed it to Liam. “Shake. Special homemade blend.”

Liam hesitated. “What’s in it?”
Rod chuckled. “Trust me, bro. Just drink it.”
The moment the thick, protein-packed shake hit Liam’s tongue, a warmth spread through his chest, trickling down his arms, his legs, his core. It felt… good. He downed the whole thing in seconds, his stomach tingling with heat.
Rod clapped him on the back. “Atta boy. Now, let’s train.”
The workout was brutal. Liam had never lifted more than a textbook, and now he was pushing weights heavier than he thought possible. But every time he wanted to stop, that warmth inside him urged him on. He could feel his limbs filling out, muscles swelling with every rep.

*Stronger. Bigger. Better.*
His hoodie felt tight, uncomfortably so. He tugged it off mid-set, revealing arms that were already thicker, veins beginning to pop. Rod grinned approvingly. “C'mon, bro. Keep pushing.”

Liam barely noticed his voice drop an octave. Or how his posture shifted, no more slouching, no more nervous fidgeting. By the time they hit the bench press, he wasn’t struggling to lift anymore. He was powering through, feeling the burn, loving the burn.
“Yeah, just like that,” Rod encouraged. “You feelin' the adrenaline yet?”
Leam grinned, his face sharper, more defined. “Hell yeah.”
Rod laughed. “That’s what I like to hear.”
By the time they finished, Leam felt like a different person. He wiped sweat from his face with the hem of his now-too-tight shirt, exposing abs that definitely hadn’t been there before. His legs were thicker, his chest broader, his shoulders squared. His shining blond hair was messier, more rugged, his once-soft features now striking, dominant.

Rod handed him another bottle, this one labeled simply *STRAIGHT TESTOSTERONE BOOSTER*. Leam popped the cap and chugged without hesitation. It burned on the way down, but in the best way possible.
And then, it happened.
A flood of memories rewriting themselves in his mind. He had never been some scrawny, pathetic twink desperate for attention. No, he had always been a man’s man, a natural-born jock, built for power. Why the hell would he have ever wanted a boyfriend? The very idea made him scoff.
*Pussy. That’s what real men chase.*
Rod patted his shoulder. “Lookin’ good, bro. No homo.”
Leo furrowed his brow. "Huh? Of course bro."
Leo rolled his neck, feeling the tension leave his body, feeling right. He flexed his arms, admiring the strength he now owned.
A busty blonde babe walked by, her tight gym outfit leaving little to the imagination. Leo smirked, catching her eye. “Yo, sweetheart,” he called out, flashing his biceps. “You ever seen a real man lift?”

She giggled, twirling her hair. “Guess I have now.”
Rod chuckled. “Damn, bro, already making moves?”
Leo grinned. “You fucking know it bro.”
“Anyway, bro,” Rod continued. “We gotta hit the showers, then you got a frat meeting. Noé and Skyler are waiting.”
Memories of Beta Alpha Sigma where his best bros, Noé and Skyler, were waiting for him. They were the powerful, dominant, pussy-obsessed kings of the campus. The frat was their kingdom, the ultimate place where the strongest, most alpha men ruled. Every weekend, they threw the wildest parties, packed with booze, music, and a fresh rotation of sorority babes just begging for a real man’s attention.
As they made their way to the locker room, a scrawny, nervous kid brushed past, mumbling an apology. Leo’s nose wrinkled in disgust. Pathetic. He could smell the weakness on him from miles away.

Rod smirked. “Something wrong, bro?”
Leo chuckled, shaking his head. “Nah, man. Just thinking how embarrassing it must be to be a little bitch like that.”
Rod laughed. “Not everyone’s built to be an alpha, bro.”
Leo flexed his pecs. “Everyone should.”

That night at the frat party, Leo had a girl on each arm, laughing and drinking, thinking on which one is getting bred first. He wasn’t just another guy anymore, he was a king. The frat was his home, his legacy, and he’d never been happier.

#male tf#muscle tf#jock tf#gay to straight#reality change#jockification#ai generated#Herculean Gains
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Propaganda
Greta Garbo (Camille, Anna Karenina, Queen Christina)—Enigmatic and alluring and made me bisexual. The perfect example of the eroticism in silent films that literally transcends text. Could literally not change anything about her expression but you knew by looking at her eyes what she was thinking. She’s so gorgeous.
Kay Francis (Jewel Robbery, I Loved A Woman, British Agent)— kay francis was an icon of glamor in her time and a top star of the 30s - she was the highest-paid actress at warner bros from 1930 to 1936. she tended to play characters who were charming, sophisticated, and elegantly dressed, and starred in at least one legitimate masterpiece, the sublime 1932 comedy trouble in paradise. her first big role was in the marx brothers movie the cocoanuts in 1929, and she and william powell made seven movies together between 1930 and 1932. even in her sillier movies she always elevates the material with her charm and presence - she never phones it in and there’s a sort of warm, knowing wittiness about her. a really good short promo from a retrospective of her movies that i think really gets her Vibe across
This is round 3 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Kay Francis:

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Jewel Robbery clip
"From 1932 through 1936, Francis was the queen of the Warner Bros. lot, and, increasingly, her films were developed as star vehicles. By 1935, Francis was one of the highest-paid actors, earning a yearly salary of $115,000, dwarfing the $18,000 Bette Davis – who would one day occupy Francis's dressing room – made. From 1930 to 1937, Francis appeared on the covers of 38 film magazines, second only to child sensation Shirley Temple's 138." Source: Wikipedia. Kay Francis is like the MOST FAMOUS Actress from the 1930s you've never heard of--and it was her and Norma Shearer who wore and made classic the 1930s tall, slim, bias cut silhouette. She ALSO has a WHOLE PODCAST episode devoted to her life and career in Hollywood--it's fascinating! She is both tough and a total wet cat.

One of the TALLEST Warner Brother stars at 5’9” and known as a “clothes horse” for her glamorous roles wearing the height of 1930s fashion. She fell out of popularity in the 40s, but her 30s work sizzles. The scene with her and Herbert Marshall in Trouble in Paradise where she says she doesn’t care about his reputation (because she’d rather sleep with him?) HAWOOGA



melted my gay heart with her butch look in stolen holiday

"My life? Well, I get up at a quarter to six in the morning if I'm going to wear an evening dress on camera. That sentence sounds a little ga-ga, doesn't it? But never mind, that's my life ... As long as they pay me my salary, they can give me a broom and I'll sweep the stage. I don't give a damn. I want the money ... When I die, I want to be cremated so that no sign of my existence is left on this earth. I can't wait to be forgotten." —From Kay Francis's private diaries, c. 1938

Garbo:

A cold-ass Swedish WLW Sphinx. Had plans to murder Hitler that she never got around to. "She will remain always a child of vikings, moved about by a snowy dream."
First of all, she's on the money; that's how much of a treasure she is. She's beautiful in such a distinct way you need very few lines to draw her. (Drawing by Einar Nerman) She managed to be mesmerizing in both silent and sound films. She kissed a woman in Queen Christina (and probably several more in real life). She was super dry and really funny in Ninotchka. She got the hell out of Hollywood and stayed out, living for almost 50 years after her retirement.

Garbo is one of the many reasons why I'm gay. If you haven't seen Queen Christina please do, She is so gender in that film. Also her accent makes it sound like she's always talking in cursive and it's so hypnotic (or at least I think so).


She's a gay introvert, like all of us here on Tumblr.

Mysterious and aloof, charismatic and enigmatic, with beautiful androgynous characteristics, Garbo is undoubtedly the most eccentric and unique Hollywood vintage star. Her aversion to fame and stardom makes her even more desirable to the audience, and her insane chemistry with the camera, an actress one of a kind! Her particularity and her oddity is what discerns her strongly from her hollywood co workers at the time, noone was like her and would never be like her. I think, to the utmost extent, that she deserves the title of the hottest vintage star, even though that would be an understatement of what she is!

SO gorgeous, her thick Swedish accent makes will turn your brain into pudding

Probabaly a lesbian, absolutely a mood when she retired

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Does metalhead Genya have stretch marks on his hip dips🥺 (bro grew tall fast, ain't no way he doesn't have any stretch marks.)
i’ve never actually thought about this! as a 5’9–5’10((i haven’t checked my height in a while😣.) chick who shot up to 5’8 by the time i was thirteen, i never developed stretch marks myself. every body is different. but just for you bae, he’ll have a few beneath his jagged scars💗💗
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Bro Zone heights if they where human sized
John Dory: 5’9 (average height maybe 1/2?)
Spruce/Bruce: 5’10 (he looks slightly taller then JD)
Clay: 6’0 (obviously the tallest, only one to hit 6’ good for him )
Floyd: 5’8 (obviously the shortest could be 5’7 on a bad day)
Branch: 5’10 (the youngest sibling is always somehow taller then the oldest sibling)

#trolls band together#john dory#trolls spruce#trolls clay#trolls floyd#trolls branch#brozone headcanons#troll heights
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WK height headcannons
I don’t know if they have canon heights out there and I’m too lazy to look, but I’m working on a slight AU right now so I thought I’d put my thoughts on their heights out there bc why not? I mean I know the bros are real people so I could technically use their real heights but… nahhhh
Chris: 5’9”
Martin: 6’0”
aviva: 5’6”
jimmy: 5’10”
koki: 5’9”
Zach: 5’8”
Donita: 5’11” *looks up at her autistcally*
dabio: 6’2”
gourmand: 5’9”
paisley: 5’4”
Rex: 5’11”
I feel like I’m missing someone lol
#wild kratts headcanon#wild kratts#martin kratt#chris kratt#Jimmy z#Chris wild kratts#Martin wild kratts#koki#aviva#aviva Corcovado#aviva wild kratts#koki wild kratts#jimmy wild kratts#gourmand#gourmand wild kratts#Donita Donita#Donita wild kratts#dabio wild kratts#dabio#paisley paver#rex wild kratts#Wild Kratts headcanon#kratt brothers
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I did not realize she could do that ngl I barely used her in the fights before cause mind whip (r corp Ishmael) kept hitting allies
She's a fixed character in 5-30 though so you basically have no choice
Tutorial was confusing, I skipped a lot of stuff for that reason
{22.6.2024}
Limbus issue
Does anyone else have this problem?
So I use the Gacha pretty often, usually in singles. And through all of my Gacha runs, I’ve never gotten a Gregor identity.
I have 2 Gregor EGOs- Bygone Days and, one I got recently from Gacha, I don’t remember its name but the wedding dress Gregor. He’s married to me guys.
But I have not a SINGLE GREGOR IDENTITY
NOT EVEN IN RED. I HAVE EVERYONE ELSE BUT THIS GAME REFUSES TO GIVE KE A SINGLE IDENTITY FOR GREGOR
WHY??
#<- Bro I couldn’t even talk to them#I can only socialize half of the time#Yi Sang is one of my favorites and apparently 5’9#Meursault is MEURSAULT yk. Fuckin terrifying to talk to#<- Tall people are scary...#him giving a formal answer would be even scarier#Yi Sangs way of speaking is so much worse though I'd be so confused most of the time#probably just nodding and hoping he'll understand#But yeah socializing can be scary as fuck#im either a chatterbox or really quiet
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I've been meaning to ask this extremely important question (not really, but it's important to me) and then kept forgetting; How tall is Wallace?
No,it is VERY important and I forgot to answer.
Bro is 5’9. I was debating making him 5’10 but I immediately was like nah.
#ask answered#welcome home#puppeteer wally#I’m so sorry yall#i have terrible memory#bro is below average#that’s okay tho#he’s secure
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random konig headcanons because i can and ive seen way too many people writing him as creepy incel pervert loser and i dont ljke it
he got that dawg in him (the dawg is autism)
autism be damned my boy can carve stupid little wooden trinkets
has the dumbest laugh ever. its either high-pitched and giggly literally going “hehehe” or its a loud obnoxious cackle
probably lowkey genderqueer but doesnt know it. like he wouldnt care if someone called him they or she. he will probably never figure it out or acknowledge it, nor would he know what nonbinary even meant if someone brought it up, but its there. hes this pic fr.
hes a cat person. if hes ever invited to a party and the person has a cat, he WILL find it. he will not leave that cat alone.
while he is an awkward loser he is not a CREEPY awkward loser. does he know how to talk to women (or men)? no. but he wouldnt creep on someone or disrespect them.
he was raised by his mom and grandma as the youngest of three. total grandma’s boy. his grandma was a very short, sassy (lowkey mean) old german lady and she loved him more than anything.
his whole family is crazy short. his mom is 5’1”, his grandma was probably shorter. all the women in his family are shorter than 5’5” and all the men are shorter than 5’9”.
adding onto that, he was comically short as a kid. he was short and chubby (plus autistic and jewish, and super quiet, so he really got the bullying quintuple whammy). his family called him kleiner Prinz (little prince) as a nickname (i imagine that his middle name is könig). but then he hit puberty and all of a sudden his dad’s (deadbeat L) genes smacked him in the face and he had a massive growth spurt so the nickname became more ironic than anything
as mentioned i think hes jewish, specifically ashkenazi, because könig is an ashkenazi last name (and also bc im ashkenazi)
he makes really goofy facial expressions. he’s got that hyper-expressive autism (me too bro me too) and he’s used to wearing a mask where no one can see his face, so when hes not wearing the mask, he forgets that other ppl can see the dumb faces hes making. bro makes the shane dawson confused face
thats all :3
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DRDT TALENTSWAP
bro what is like. tumblr etiquette. like how long do i wait before posting again. lol anyways!! i was going to upload these sooner, but then my power went out..whoops. so uh, there’s 3/4 for DRDT talentswap!
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Charles Cuevas - Pet Therapist
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ He/They
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 5’9
★ - Charles has always loved animals. He can’t remember why exactly, but it’s been a fond topic for him since childhood. His earliest memory is of him tending to a bird’s wing with a..fuzzy figure that surely isn’t that important. He treats people like animals, which can sometimes make others think that he considers others to be lesser than himself. However, that isn’t the case. He just thinks that animals are easier, and is not sure quite how to interact with people.
Whit Young - Chemist
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ He/She
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 5’6
★ - Whit is someone who relies on logic to get his way throughout life, even though a part of him yearns to be able to let out his emotions. He is incredibly empathetic, with a great intuition, and it is because of this that he acts so apathetic—so that his actions will hurt less. The thing is, Whit can’t bear to lose anyone else. And so he tries acting more serious in order to push others away. But..there is a chance for someone to break down those walls, perhaps one day.
Teruko Tawaki - Art Forger
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ She/He/They
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 5’8
★ - Teruko is a rather blunt person. She isn’t exactly proud of how well she can imitate art, stating that it’s only so that she can live comfortably. They try to make better uses of her talent, but she finds that she doesn’t have much motivation for things such as that. At times she can be seen as pessimistic, though really what she needs is a simple push to interacting with others. (Because while it can be hard for her to trust others, she’d do anything to protect those she cares about.)
Veronika - Matchmaker
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ She/They
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 5’8.5
★ - Veronika is a very excitable person, always happy to share her thoughts with other people. She enjoys being able to see interpersonal relationships unfold, simply because she thinks the complexity of humanity is truly beautiful. Sometimes, however, this interest can go a little too far when she starts following others or purposefully bending situations to see how others will react. Additionally, at times she can be a little forceful with her matchmakings. However, she isn’t doing this out of malice but rather enjoyment.
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#danganronpa#danganronpa despair time#drdt#charles cuevas#whit young#veronika grebenshchikova#teruko tawaki#drdt au
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