#bro i want a teacher like that ;-;
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finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌
Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳
Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.
Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.
Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.
Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.
Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.
Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.
OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎♂️🙏 BAHHA
#much to sebs dismay celeste is probs gonna be an auror LMAO whereas lewis is gonna be a writer#seb once again asking the universe why their personalities couldnt have been switched....but girldad seb is made to suffer#and yes they are BOTH dressed by clora and her mom if you couldnt tell LMAO#just wait till lewis is out of that sailor fit...he gonna be a heartbreaker when hes older fr fr. bro is beautiful#also i can imagine celeste when shes older using her looks to her advantage BAHHA like noo...i wouldnt do that...look at me🥹uwu#sweet talking her way out of detention BAHAHA shes that troublemaker student that the teachers secretly have a fond spot for#and altho seb tells lewis to protect and watch over her in school he doesnt rly take it seriously bc hes still young#but once they get older and if celeste ever DOES have problems then lewis definitely would step up for her as her brother#but hed do it in a very conniving and indirect way...like finding out whoever is causing her trouble and hexing them or some shit LMAO#and nobody would ever know😇😇😇#celeste would be like I GUESS I FINALLY SCARED THEM OFF/THEY LEARNED NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!#and lewis would just be like yea....thats probably what happened.#bro does not need OR want the credit LMAO#also hes soft for his sis so he supports her delusions like the good lil bro he is. lewis supports womens rights and wrongs. king#choccyart#celeste sallow#lewis sallow
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one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.
one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.
i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.
the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.
my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.
i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.
#writeblr#i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again#other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding#and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger#godhelpme.#i was always kind of taken aback#because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace#and it was kind of their workplace#too. besides#i love swearing#and since i couldn't swear#neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent#they needed to choose a really specific time#because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened.#i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them#that censorship is stupid#but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together#also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry#the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy#would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER
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bro fuck it im workposting. i did illustrations, i storyboarded, i directed. I did many cool things in 2024 and millions of people all over the world saw em. that has to count for something
#brawl stars#marcia#i dont workpost because i am deeply aware nobody here is here for brawl stars but on god i#i work and i create and its real#and there is a part of me thats ashamed because i know that brawls is not. like its not league of legends you know?#league of legends is something you post about#about the skin you helped create or sculpted#or the splash art you painted#its has that... value that is obvious even in the eyes of a person who has never played league#its a very mature visual language that historically calls for respect#meanwhile presenting brawl stars art feels like showing my anime girl oc to an art teacher#even mentioning an illust i created for a skin announcement for brawl stars feels so#so dollar store#so laughable#like noone would take me seriously#it feels like when you say you're an artist and then a person asks to see your art#and you show them and they get that soft soft look in their eyes that informs you that they had an image of who an “artist” is in their hea#and that you did not live up to it but all they'll say is 'oh thats nice'#bro help me im doing art elitism to myself#how can i simultaneously believe that art can be anything and yet only neoclassical realism has real value#i want to be creatively free yet all i do is fear the unimpressed looks of strangers
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one of the kids i tutor is this very quiet, strait-laced football-and-cars 8th grader, and he's a little out of my wheelhouse because most of my experience is with k5 kids but i've been tutoring this kid for about four weeks and he was so reserved and stiff and quiet our first meeting i think all he ever said was 'yes ma'am' the entire lesson. and i know he's only here because his parents signed him up for writing lessons but i am so desperately scheming to get him to have fun and take interest and feel like its worth his time, like bro we gon get you something out of these lessons and get some of your personality and interests to show. but i have to be tricky about it. i had to think of something fun and cool disguised as something practical and useful because he's not going to want to engage with any of the silly things we use to motivate the younger kids. so at the end of our first day i asked him if he wanted to start developing a signature. and that was the first spark of interest i ever saw out of him, just the smallest crumbs of life in his eyes, so i've started teaching him cursive off-the-books and when we worked on writing his name today he was very moderately enthused but for him that's basically the equivalent of jumping up and down and it makes me SO happy to see my evil plan working
#his teacher has the class working on projects about suspense in writing and film so we were workshopping that today#and he wasn't really able to think of things that achieve suspense beyond literal things like dialogue and on-the-page writing#so i brought up other basic things like music and lighting but i wanted him to really *get it* and to get it on his own#so i said 'have you ever seen jurassic park'#and he immediately gasped like ':O the water!' like YES BRO u understand. and that was more emotion than i ever thought i'd see out of you#and he didn't call me ma'am ONCE today. we stay winning
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idk why but i find this pannel rlly rlly cute
like- why does julian look so soft kneeling down in front of him and why does charles look so cute ;-;;;
#blue lock manga#blue lock#chapter 246#julian loki#charles chevalier#bro i want a teacher like that ;-;
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OCTOBER 14TH!! lps popular! >_<
savvy slayed in that outfit (not to mention genny and lina!???)
i watched it like a year ago and forgot everything that happened oops
#ahhhh this is late#i still have 2 more to do#motivation got immediately zapped#suffering#and now my art teacher wants to see#noo shes gonna know im cringe#i gotta power through#lock in bro#im like halfway done i cant stop now#i got this#digital art#art#furry#furry art#artists on tumblr#furry artwork#sfw furry#anthro art#anthro#furry oc#puppyloopsytober
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i deserve compensation (psych minor hearing about freud during a summer english class)
#bro stop. sir. please. begging u. i know u want me to talk less but i just think you don't like us talking for the most part#penni yeets her thoughts into the void#i have....... frustrations. with this teacher#including walking off without parts/all of the class in places we have Never Been before. poor communication. being weird/gross about drac#i don't trust ur interpretations sir MOVE ASIDEEEE#they r my FRIENDS and i need u to stop talking abt them#gonna have to read all these books after the class on my own time bc i'm probably not gonna read them rn#too little time. and i should be doing thesis research#glad i have a drac copy now tho. that makes me happy
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School got evacuated and it smells like gas what is happening this year
#our teacher got called out and then didn't return and someone wanted to go look and came back within five minutes#telling us that it smells like rotten eggs and everyone seems to be leaving the building#so of course we went fuck the official permission we're out of here#there's police the teachers were pretty much chasing us homewards#someone mentioned there's an alleged bomb threat BRO WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING IN LIKE THREE DAYS CAN I JUST GET A MINUTE OR SOMETHING#so now I'm home. and confused and a little scared#i have a major exam tomorrow I don't want to wrote that in a building under threat of explosion#fuck my lifeeee#AND NOBODY TOLD.US ANYTHING THERE COULD'VE BEEN A GAS LEAK OR A BOMB AND WE COULD'VE JUST STAYED THERE BECAUSE NOBODY ACTUALLY CAME#TO TELL US TO LEAVE THAT IS INSANE#this is only sinking in holy shit that was an actually genuinely dangerous what the fuck#i don't want to go back there tomorrow jesus christ
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Charles is almost 100% the child that tells the teacher they forgot to collect the homework...
He's swinging between cunty and sassy to 🤓☝ you're not allowed to stop in the pit lane ackshually
#charles leclerc#formula 1#bahrain gp 2024#hes such a silly little guy#like as soon as i heard the radio i thought#🤓☝️#bro wants no messingggg#its the same when he went#penalty for mr russel#hes so teachers pet coded ngl
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Never prayed for someone’s downfall as hard as I am for Camilo
#HHAHAHAHAA SALCEDO GET HIS ASS!!!!#he hasn’t changed bro with all going on he is like Eva!!!!!! look at me!!!!!!!!!!!! loser ass#he is barely doing the bare minimum and not even because he wants t do it but because Eva is there and wants to look good#ep 2 where is Pabon !!!!! save me pabon save me#la primera vez#eva lasting#Camilo#and his dad too what an ass Ana and Eva go get actually good LI I support!!!!#señora Ana finally getting the child she deserves through Luisa so true mother !!!!!!#update ep3; omg philosophy teacher and Ana 🥰🥰 I love that song!
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tw vent
#i was super duper excited because at the end of last year i took a test#and i got a high enough proficiency level that i could skip spanish 4#still am excited#my teacher said i really should do it#and it made sense#i thought that it would be so great etc yk because people want to be there in spanish 5#you've already taken 4 years#anyway it is#just not for me because I know no one#and in trying to find somewhere to sit#ofc i end up at a table with the kids who shouldn't fucking be there#they speak in english constantly#how am i supposed to learn?#and i really want to learn like really really want to#i also wanted to make friends#like its spanish 5#people talk in spanish whole class#always to the teacher#discuss in table groups#not these people#bro is talking about his gf being bi in the middle of class like#one of them didn't know lunes was monday#i want to cry#i actually have cried#then we had to present something and i tried but it's like the joke of the class#I AM SO DISAPPOINTED maybe it will get better but AHHH#i thought it would be so much better it could be so much better#idk what to do i could talk to the teacher but i don't want to be that kid#i want people to like me but I just really want to learn#it has only been two days but still
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hugs need to last longer wdym it’s over wdym the school has a rule against pda bro I love my friend I want to be held what
#Wdym I got nervous and pulled away the second i was felt comforted COMFORT WAS THE POINT OF THE HUG BRO what r u doing oh my god#FUCK those teachers btw girls can hug but the second boys do it it’s a problem and it’s Inappropriate ok dude#(This is a problem with the TEACHER not the girls at school)#Lesbians should be taken seriously AND also girls can hug as friends AND boys who r friends hugging shouldn’t be inappropriate#Boys wanting platonic type attention should be normalized and boys wanting romantic attention shouldn’t be gross or weak ALL OF THESE AT ON#I WANT TI BE HELD BY MY FRIENDS GODDAMNIT#dude he like was so fucking gentle and he’s so nice and he like made like that noise that’s somewhere between like a huff and laugh yk like#A fond little quiet laugh/ huff thing when I hugged him back and and I was just like ohhhh fuck dude you mean so much to me oh my god#Never thought having friends like this sweet would like ache in my chest#They’re all so fucking so everything so cool and sweet I’m going to miss them so much holy shit#And it felt like so warm#Yk when you pull away from a hug and you can still feel like the pressure of it on you after yeah that’s the shit#I need to write a song or poem about this or something Jesus
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#i don't think it's a very good thing to be a teacher and make homophobic comments in front of your students...#like first of all....don't be a fucking asshole#but also like....what if one of your students is gay bro....why would you want to make that kid feel like shit#what if one of your coworkers is gay....#why do you assume everyone is straight#anyway one day I'll be brave enough to have this conversation with a certain coworker#or two
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guess who accidentally called one of their mutuals dad in their head while thinking abt them 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
#bro aint even that muxh older rhan me WHAT RHE FLIP!!!#yumey dreams up words#Is it becaus ei dont have a father. i dont want one#Its like ahen you call ur teacher mom and shit
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bro back when I was in special ed school they were using me so hard tell me why my homework one night was to do construct a lesson plan for my teacher to use in class
#I got HORRID grades as well. Bro I didn't learn shit I just got worse and also the teachers kept trying to get free shit from me (art/labour#my art teacher wanted me to be a free teaching assistant in her class + my english teacher did the lesson plan thing#luckily I was annoying abt the art I stated my comm rates and they just laughed and said wow not doing it for free#like duh fuckhead#I don't like yall#they also tried to get me to run holiday events for them for the kids#They tried to get me to write a whole play script solo LMAOO
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doodle. is this anything
#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte rebecca#ttte sonny#ttte gordon#casa tidmouth#casa tidmouth act 2#senjart#fuck marvelous machineries bro I wish they never included the inventions part. not even campy it's just embarrassing#could've just made the thieves want to steal an engine or something and none of the plot would change#love how gordon and james and many others are still salty @ sonny#while thomas and rebecca and even diesel were like Yea you’re cool. sorry about what everyone else says. they're just haters#sonny: ''your teacher is quite tough eh''#rebecca: ''yeah sorry about that. he's a nice man but he's seen lots of weird things around here so''#image taken after marvelous machineries. should I even tag this as ship. whatever#rebecca x sonny
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