#bro cant swim

[m0n373r]

BEN DROWNED MY BELOVED FANS, MY CHILDREN OR PARENTS!!! sorry that i wasnt active for a while :sob: TELL ME WHO TO DRAW NEXT >:33

[mr-malumm]

Im gonna spam my summer week drawings here lol

[icarusredwings]

Why the hell is Logan at the SUMMERS family vacation? Boy if you don't get your ass away from that water and go home to your wife-

[hench-thyme]

AHHH I ENTERED THE TITMOUSE VBROS GIVEAWAY AND I ACTUALLY GOT SOMETHING??

i am now the proud owner of two (2) hankbucks

[sunnist4rs]

I hate men because today after years of my brother mocking me whenever I talk about something I’m well informed on by saying I did no research I finally told him how much it upsets me. So straight after he brought up my male assault statistics and called them fake before leaving.

[evans-art-madness]

little doodle of reg being pulled underwater and drowned :))

I lowkey hate this but i wanted to draw reg so 🤷

also have a look at the instagram post for a laugh since I'm not putting the music on here

[funkyglitch]

u ever jus wonder why you cant do shit right?

ya me too. what will it take for me to gain the ability to fly 😞😞😞 without airplanes or flying vehicles

[johnwardbignaturals]

yknow after watching through like a million different adult swim shows like aqua teen hunger force, mtl, vbros, ect. theres a weird trend of like at least one if not the entire cast have women problems. like theyre all TERMINALLY bitchless and i wasnt really sure if it was a reflection of these shows made by and for dudes who play oblivion and smoke weed or like. its just a really easy joke to write for and create scenarios with. thats why theres so much fucking yaoi in these fandoms bro theres NO WOMEN in any of these shows. and the ones that are..theyre one dimensional and literally exist to be paired up with one of the main characters or just like a sex object. it hurts oooooouugh oowie help heeeeeellppp

[rottenlittlefink]

Ngl it’s pretty uncanny how much of myself I see in Orel 😭 as an auDHD black girl back when it was still airing/showing reruns, hearing “I hate you Jesus, you rotten little fink” in ‘Innocence’ was honestly a canon event for me and my firsthand experience with being Directly Confronted with religious trauma induced moral ocd lmfao I silently cried for like a Week in my room cus I thought god was gonna kill me for coming across it lmfao

Another episode I caught as a kid was a rerun of “Offensiveness” and the part about eggs coming from “naughty lady places” rly stood out to me cus I was like okay… Im being seen… Go on… Cus u know how when u grow up in a Protestant Christian small town, then everyone thinks animals are inappropriate for like… having udders. And it was the first time i felt like I was given permission to question anything. Side note Miss Censordoll is literally why to this Day I cannot stand seeing anyone drinking raw eggs 😭

[ofghostsandmen]

got to the epilouge, lets make johnny boy swim 😈

[seedlessmuffins]

ahhhhh >:(

[tiredtriedfailures]

save me moody guitar riff. moody guitar riff save me

*this post is about kendrick lamar, again

[therandomtoad]

Nerd Headcanons because this post was only supposed to be about one but I went a little wild-

I headcannon Richie as Aroace(Asexual, Demi-romantic), so I like to imagine Grace befriending him due to his lack of interest, and then becoming borderline obsessed with him due to how completely abstinent he is, meanwhile he's just like, "Why are you even here? Go away"

I also headcannon that Ruth is the only reason Richie and Pete were even friends. The way I picture it is that Ruth and Pete had to do a math assignment together in middle school, and they weren't really working together, more like working around each other, and all the sudden Pete makes a dumb Star Wars reference and Ruth flips out. Like, she's so excited that she completely lights up and starts rambling to him about her headcannons and ships, and Pete just sits there kinda stunned until she brings up a headcannon that he actually thinks is interesting, So all the sudden the two are just having a conversation about the things that make the headcannon so good, and they get so invested in the conversation that they don't finish the assignment before the end of class, so Ruth invites Pete to sit with her a lunch the next day. So he goes to sit with her, and there's this blue haired weeb(idc if its not canon, Richie had a blue hair phase) who's arguing with her, when the weeb notices Pete and shoots him the nastiest, bitchiest look on the planet, and Pete's just like "i^i". And Ruth introduces Pete as her math buddy and starts talking about their Star Wars convo, and Richie goes on a rant about how Star Wars is stupid and Pete starts arguing his points, and is turns into an actual fight. And then later Ruth is talking to Pete later in class and Pete's like "Hey, Your friend sucks-" and Ruth is like "Yeah, he's such a bitch. Don't worry, I put pickle juice in his monster this morning" and Pete's just like "Wtf bro, what is your friendship-"

And the reason that Richie and Ruth are friends is because in elementary school, Ruth used to eat glue and Richie used to doodle girls in pretty dresses so he got picked on. So Ruth just kind of adopted him as her friend, and they just naturally developed a sibling like bond over time.

I also headcannon that Ruth's parents were also nerds, and they like nerdy shit things and are super supportive(Ruth and Esther would totally get along. They're Cousins or siblings, take your pick), But Richie has a weird dynamic with his family, where he's not really understood by them so he gets more territorial over his interests, and Ruth understands that so she lets him ramble about whatever he wants, even if he's kind of being a dick about it. I also Headcannon that Richie was actually on the swim team for a while(I grabbed that headcannona from someone else), and was way more chill being able to connect with others, but Max saw Kyle talking to Richie after swim practice before a football game, and he started spreading rumors that Richie was gay, and eventually he dropped out due to harassment.

Pete and Riche would've gotten along way better while Richie was on the swim team, and they probably considered themselves actual friends, but as Richie lost his feeling of belonging on the Swim team, their relationship would've deteriorated again, but Pete would've realized that he's just abd angst fucking bitch and hated him less for it.

Ruth totally looked into swimming the minute Richie said he was into it, and she totally helped him practice outside of school. She was the one cheering the loudest for him at meets, and she'd yell at him like a coach when they practiced together.

Ruth probably has people telling her to shut up all the time, so she's a fiesty little shit when it comes to clapbacks. She can think of them fast and on point, and likes to make a game out of it. Unfortunately, you cant do that on stage, so she feels helpless to defend herself and thats why she has such bad stage fright. She's probably a really, really good actor, too. I imagine her being able to break down sobbing like her baby was hit by a car, only to smile and bow Meer seconds later. She's probably fucking wonderful.

[marzinstarz]

BoB WEBSITE CODE MASTERLIST:

COUNT -> 100

BOOK OF BILL

"Hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

PINES

"A good family tree"

STANFORD PINES

His 18 y/o medical report

STANLEY PINES

Ebay page for brass knuckles

BABBA

Full recording of Dipper singing

WEIRDMAGEDDON

News article from after the fact

BILL CIPHER

Wikipedia page for 'triangle'

HECTORING

Church meeting recording

WADDLES

Pig adoption page

TRIANGLE

")"

"Tri harder"

MYSTERY SHACK

Google page for 'Confusion Hill'

GRAVITY FALLS

"Never heard of it"

DISNEY

"rat.gif censored for your protection"

T.J. ECKLEBURG

"Never mention that name again"

DEATH

"Life's goth cousin"

LIFE

"Life 72% complete. Now loading:  Death"

SKELETON

"The one with the sword! He found you!"

WENDY

A note from Wendy about warding off evil triangles

ROBBIE

Thompson and Robbie's messages about summoning bill

MONSTER

Google search for "THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK"

SOOS

Soos's message about life at the mystery shack

PINATA

A video of a bill cipher pinata getting beat up

MCGUCKET

Link to youtube video of "Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe"

MABEL

Adds stickers to the page until it reads "Lab now fully mabelised"

DIPPER

A note from bill telling Dipper to stare at the sun

TAD STRANGE

An oddly sexual video of bread

LOVE

A romance novel called "The Love Triangle" with an audio recording of the first chapter

CIPHER

Wikipedia page for "Eye of Providence"

TOBY DETERMINED

Google page for "Restraining order"

GIDEON

Google page for "Sweat resistant bolo ties"

QUESTION

"Answer"

MYSTERY

"?"

Any swear word

"Not S&P Approved" notice

PORTAL

"Portal.exe has been deleted. I bet you could build one"

GUN

"Oh yes oh yes they both"

SEASON 1

"Season -1: Antigravity falls"

SEASON 2

"Season 1"

SEASON 3

 "Season 2"

DEER TEETH

"For you, kid!"

BLIND EYE

A faux eye test page filled with codes that someone smarter than me need to decode

FILBRICK

"I'm not impressed"

BLENDIN

"Time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

JOURNAL 1

"The journal of fun"

JOURNAL 2

"The journal for you"

JOURNAL 3

"The journal for me"

ALEX HIRSCH

Google page for "Flannel"

GOD/FRILLIAM

Video of an axolotl swimming in front of a Bill statue

AXOLOTL

"You ask alotl questions"

WEIRD

A video of Weird Al stuck inside the computer

TITAN'S BLOOD

"Hoot. Hoot. Password please!"

BAAAA

A poem about a shepherd

SUCK IT MERLIN

Art labelled "The Bastard Triangle Cuts the Unicorns Hair" 1499

BABY

An ultrasound of baby Bill

MASON

Dipper's note to ford on anagrams

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX

Downloads a zip file containing fonts of codes and runes

I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND

A video of Stan and Ford on the Stan O' War II, with a colour block code

SORRY

The full image of Ford and Fiddleford at collage

FBI/CIA

Your webcam is on. We are watching."

DUCKTECTIVE

"Ducktective stars in 'Love, Quacktually' coming to 'Oi, it's the Cockney Channel innit?' this fall"

EVEN HIS LEGS ARE LIES

A note from Bill about Fords place as a perfect pawn

DIVORCE

"O' SADLEYS" Logo

SEVEN EYES

Image of the oracle with a warning on the back

R34LITY

Images of Bill and his henchmen in the real world, message reading "They found a new home"

BLANCHIN

Youtube tutorial on how to blanch vegetables

PACIFICA

A note from Pacifica about what a loser Bill is

PLATINUM PAZ

A story of how Bill tried to enlist Pacifica to steal the time rift before turning to Blendin

EUCLYDIA

"Dimension not found"

SCALENE/EUCLID

"Life form not found"

IRREGULAR

Bill's mug shots

LOVE YA BRO

Drawing of Stan catching a mermaid

XYLER

Youtube link to Jem and the Holograms theme

UNIVERSE

"Hologram"

HOLOGRAM

"Universe"

NOTHING

"Something"

SOMETHING

"Nothing"

HORROR

Urban legend story of the 'Always Garden' a restaurant you cant leave

MATPAT

A video of Matpat tell us were on our own T-T

ONE EYED KING

A hypnosis video with Bill audio convincing you to pledge your soul to him

CURSE WITTEBANE

A Bill Cipher ouija board

BURNSIDE

"Burned inside"

EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

A snippet of Bill's therapy sessions talking of what ford was to him

WELL WELL WELL BEING

"Patient file: Bill Cipher. Greatest love: Himself. Greatest fear: Himself"

"Art therapy notes: All he draws are red and blue triangles"

"Patient's odd phobias: 3D Glasses. Venetian blinds. TV static."

JUST FIT IN

An old game commercial for "Perfection" with a snippet of Bill's [?] voice at the end

TANTRUM

A transcript of a fight between Bill and the Time Baby, sheds light on Bill's crime against his home dimension

PAPER IS BOOK SKIN

Downloads a photoshop file full of skin layers

SKIBIDI/RIZZ

"Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas."

DORITO

Creepy jump scare video

SCARY

A novel cover for "Spookemups" with and audio sniper of the story

GIFFANY

"Input deleted. AI Antiviral activated"

"Warning: Secondary firewall breached"

"Fatal warning. System under attack"

"Soos! I still love you! We will be together"

"Now downloading girlfriend. (This action cannot be undone)"

Then downloads a zip file full of link to Giffany gifs

BOOBERRY

A shockingly uplifting poem from Bill with a little image of him as a melting candle

Words that do not trigger the buzzer : BUBBLE, BUTTON, CLEAR, MUSIC

[bring-onthe-rain]

cant even swim

These tie men bro....

[trentlife]

WILD ADVENTURE

part 1

masterlist

instagram au ~ jude bellingham

authors note: mini series of jude and y/n becoming parents for the first time! ive had this requested a lot since my last au, i hope you all enjoy 💕

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yourusername 🫶🏼 ☁️ 🥀 ...

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realmadrid congratulations 👶🏼❤️

vinijr ❤️❤️

trentarnold66 this is why you couldn't hang out a few months ago

↳ madders no need to expose him like that

mollymae going to be the best mummy 🫶🏼

reece big love 🫶🏽👶🏽

kyliejenner 🥹🥹🥹🥹

yourmum 😍❤️💞🩵

gioreyna my bro becoming a dad 🥳

shaliimaar parabéns 💕🩵

jackgrealish congratulations bro ❤️

yourbsf cant wait to meet my nephew / niece 🫶🏼

yourusername

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yourusername here there everywhere 💗 📖 🥑

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user284 she's so vibesss

jadethirwall oh this is vibelicious

juliavigas gorgeous!

hattiebourn I love this! 🫶🏼

user173 i think it's a boy

↳ user396 me too

kennedyalexa mummy club 🩷💅🏼🤪

minabonino beautiful 💗🩵

user597 adorable

mikkykiemeney i love this 🥹 cannot wait to see your buba 🫶🏼

↳ yourusername twins! yours too babe😭👶🏼👶🏽💘

mykonos, greece

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judebellingham recharging ☀️ 👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽 🇬🇷

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user148 their relationship is so perfect

yourusername my baby daddy 😍

↳ judebellingham forever

↳ jobebellingham chillllllll

↳ user496 lmaooo jobe

denbello my favourites ❤️❤️❤️

user285 the last picture 🥹

aaronramsdale yesirrrrr

tobybishay all love 🫶🏼❤️

user973 that should be me and jude

bukayosaka87 greece boyaaa😍

user496 i hope y/n knows how lucky she is for this man to be her boyfriend

↳ yourusername honey i know x

↳ user173 ~ yourusername LOL

yourusername

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yourusername doing life with each other forever ♾️

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loredana adorable, missing you both 🥰

↳ yourusername miss you so much angel 🖤

user186 the flowers! is it a girl?

user475 hand placement

anouskasantos dreamy💘

trentarnold66 ask jude we're my flowers are

↳ yourusername note passed on!

↳ user496 trentarnold66 😭🤣🤣🤣

mayajama you two 🥹😘

szoboszlaidominik 😎

user697 the flowersssss are perfect

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judebellingham water babies

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jordanhenderson 😂😂❤️

sunny_kg can't wait to see you both 🫶🏽

user183 come to barca

↳ user569 💀

declanrice no way you needed support for your back bro 🤣

↳ judebellingham the bump is her cheat code!

user742 azra crying rn

marcusrashford i thought you can't swim

yourusername look at you cheating

user853 i need to know the gender!!!!!

yourusername

liked by judebellingham, shyla and 823,222 others

yourinstagram home time, getting ready for an exciting day 🛩️ 🍒 🥝 🫐

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britneydevilliers 😍💘🫶🏼

↳ yourusername my fave girl💕

sasha__rebecca vibes 🧳🩶

madisonbeer 🥹

minabonino linda mamãe 🤰🏼

↳ user697 fave wags

yourmum cant wait to see you sweetheart 😘

↳ yourusername ly mom <3333

user196 PJ life

user963 omg what day...

↳ 💭

daphnecanizres 😍

yourusername and judebellingham

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yourusername we can't wait to meet you son 🩵

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trentarnold66 project jude coming soon, congrats bro ❤️

arianagrande congratulations beautiful girl🥹

user029 i knew it!!!! 🩵🩵🩵

england congrats to you both ❤️

denbello my little boy having a little boy ❤️

rodrygogoes congratulations hermano!

jobebellingham my little nephew 🩵

user183 ahhhhh

camavinga 😍💙

↳ user193 cama oh cama oh

harrykane 🙌🏼

kyliejenner congrats!!

yourbsf can't wait to meet my nephew 🩶

toniruediger congratulations you guys 🫶🏽

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hope you all enjoyed part one, stay tuned for part two!