#bro I watch transformers and play video games

[girlscience]

really got hit with the "just some guy"ness of it all today

[ropes3amthoughts]

What you staring at 💀 what he making that pretty ass face for

Bro’s raising his hand to speak 💀 bro thinks he in school 💀 (which he shouldn’t even think bc his ass was homeschooled) dork ass I’ll kiss him

Bro likes tomatoes as his favorite food 💀 that ain’t even a meal bruh that’s an ingredient 💀 ingredient lover 💀 malnourished ass 💀 fake food fan 💀 eat some proper meals bruh 💀 bro’s gonna eat tomatoes straight up like an apple and be like “yummy” 💀 I’d take him out to dinner

Bro’s special interests are people and politics 💀silly ass he’s so excited and cute 💀 what’s he being cute for 💀 cute ass 💀 what’s he got a gorgeous smile for 💀 bro’s having fun and enjoying himself how lovely I hope he has many good days and learns to love himself like with all that idolizing he does of other people he really doesn’t thhnkot himself and maybe he jus like hates himself yo what if that has to do with him lke thjnkjnh he’s like a monster in that one part like he hates monsters and he sees himself like that I mean I guess that’s not really profound idk what I’m sayin I’m kinda tired and k think mh phone is too it’s getting warm

He’s such a mess lmao like bro just drank some unknown quantity of glasses of alcohol and took his clothes off (unclear which one he did first) and passed out in his bed seemingly backwards what are you doing silly ass 💀 drinking to help with his insomnia smh silly Kabru you’re gonna die young that is not good for you 💀 unhealthy ass 💀 gorgeous ass man 💀 I want to study him under a microscope except I’m really bad at using microscopes in middle school they made me do this before you go into the lab test and I passed it so good but when I got to the lab and started using the microscope i could not see shit like I kept turning them knobs n stuff did not work lnao all blurry so if I was like “bro you an interesting critter I’m gonna study you under a microscope” what would happen is I would just go “hmmm hm hmmmmm” all inquisitively and just look at blurry ness for a few seconds then be like “I can’t see shit lol that was a busy wanna make out@ then I would kiss him on his face and I would play with his pretty hair

This could b me. I know how to touch boobs and one time when I was like 10 I watched a YouTube video on how to transform into a werewolf and I genuinely believe it was real and I started walking around my house on alll fours and barking and trying to feel my connection to the mooon and when my dad came home he got really mad ya me and he started yelling at me also I have a sister this could literally be me like that could be me I could be feeling Kabru bobs more like Kabroobies lmao I would lick him like a popsicle like his skin like a cat and I would draw little animals on his arms in different colored marker and all the animals say I love you hearttttt and they are all happy animals and I would tell him is ok if he wants to wash them off because they’re stupid little marker animals and it’s ok if he doesn’t like them

Fun fact I first saw this picture of Kabru like ten minutes before I went to go golfing with m dad and my grandpa and our neighbor Bill or something and so I had no time to process it and so every time during golfing which was like three hours or so btw I would keep thinking of him like this and also this was before k realized I thought he was handsome I was like he’s a cool character. But he’s not like hot lol but then I see this picture minutes before golfing and my heart gets pounding and I feel like I’m choking and suddenly it dawns on me he’s the most beustfil man I’ve ever seen in mh life meow but then I immediately had to go golfing and like ever time I blinked I would see his gorgeous face and I was like “wow man I’m hay” but I couldn’t do anything about it or like tell anybody because I was busy absolutely fucking up my short game lmal Nd itz kujs ahdn fbe chata teds are locked jn a room tkvwtehr kr somwrbinf ow my fingwr hhrt they just sgafted crampimg but anhways tehy realize they lkkr each other n stff yeah j tealkzed i liked him when i was out golfing as soon i vake baxk from glfijg j tbnk j went kn a cfazu tsnt to mh flose frkends and stuff yeab anhways he looks vrewg gorgeous meow melw man

He’s sooooo cute bruh that tuff of hair that sticks out from behin this ear makes me crazy what the fucj why do you look like that I love you 😭 it’s 1am rn and I love him I can’t sleep I’m comipoling a handful of my little pictures of him to tumblr because he’s making me crazy oh Man U love him him I want to hold his face in mh hands I want uh kiss him I want uhhhh man he is gorgeous and I like his personality he s like assionage he really into his goals he’s like a do whatever it takes guy but like he has limits and stuff he’s not like crazy nuts but he’s driven and accomplished and he’s a cute little charmer he so handsome wow!! And he’s so smart and he’s a quick thinker very smart good at improv and he’s a good leader and he cares about people what a cool guy and I love his nice smile awwwwwwwww man he’s hot meowza k can never be normal about him I don’t feelnormal so about him ever man I’m so sleepy bruh I don’t even remember a single word I just toed snit if I said”I alone Kabru “ somewhere than k agree with myself because yeah I love him and that’s yeah awesome guy him great splendid incredible enamoring effiseneg 100 stars out of 2 or just 50 because that’s fractions wait I can do 100 stars out if 1 stars and get 100 stars or I could just move the decimal pace and I could get even more stars yeah babgygirkl are you the space because stars are you the dirt b cause I would give you flowers z are you mini cooking videos that go “yummy!” And have old Macdonald playing the background because I can’t take my eyes off you are you beautiful because yes you are I am going to bed goodnight to Kabru and the orhwr peippe too i guess njy mksyly Kabru i hope everhd rike he sleleehe sleep well full 9 hoirs well resyed Miss Ryoko Kui please Kabru sleepinh good plewse also comic where he has good day please I wish the best for him

[thatdeadaquarius]

Topic: Genshin impact.

au: Sagau.

idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like

Zhongli: “I will have order!”

reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”

Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0

So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!

“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”

Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️

Stars: bro idek

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO

so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)

so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,

u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)

then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more

and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???

ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running

it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)

it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor

and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-

dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities

u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-

oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,

and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)

by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit

at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,

and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???

a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-

and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao

right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along

(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)

u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,

and u just,

walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,

that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-

Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀

U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??

u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army

(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)

meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is

it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light

u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh

tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀

…

(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,

she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)

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well that was, something. 😃🫠

sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)

i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭

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on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃

have a good week guys!

Safe Travels Lil Car,

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[josendlessmonolouge]

Lazy stay at home days with heroes of Olympus boys headcanons

frank, Leo, Jason, Percy

Frank:

i think he probably has some post traumatic arthritis from all the injuries he sustained in the war (just like me frr except I wasn’t saving the world I was just weak) so while he usually likes to be active maybe go for a long run in the morning or go on a hike with you, some days he aches too much to do the active sort of date he prefers. He feels guilty if he spends a day not actively being productive or working out so I think these are probably the only lazy at home days he gets. I think likes to spend days at home days watching sports, or nature documentaries (getting new ideas of what he can transform into) while cuddling. He peppers lots of his own fun facts and dry humor in though. he’s not the best at cooking, as his grandma never cooked, they had a maid who cooked for the family. However, every now and then his mom would bake with him. but he still loves to cook with you. I think he likes to play chess, checkers, and other two person strategy games. Finish the day off with breakfast for dinner. Probably waffles with lots of fruit with some bacon or ham.

leo:

Leo’s ideal stay at home day with his partner? Probably playing Mario cart or Mario party. You, Him, A bowl of guac, an entire bag of tortilla chips. Sitting on the floor playing video games or building legos.. oh man he’d have every Star Wars Lego set. He’s in heaven. I think he lets you play with his hair too. He’s definitely a little spoon/sit on your lap/ lean on you not the other way around. he’s very skinny and pretty bony likely more so than you and doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable. Finish the day off with a fire in the backyard maybe some roasted hotdogs some 80s rock-n-roll CDs playing. I think he’d dance with you, not well at all but he’d try and you would just eat it up. Maybe watch some classic Mexican movies while y’all fall asleep- he’d like that. Tbh I think he just loves 80s comedies.

Jason:

Jason is like Frank in that he struggles to have a day to wind down without feeling guilty. You have to force him to just chill out for a day man. Even so I think his ideal day is pretty structured. Wake up at 6am, make breakfast trying his best not to wake you up too. I feel like Jason loves him some steak and eggs for breakfast, bro was raised by wolves, he also can’t cook that many things… but he tries to make you something too. I think his love language is acts of service, so he makes you pancakes or a smoothie or just something simple that he knows is going to taste good. He wants to workout or train so bad but he knows it’s good for his muscles to have a day off plus he can spend it with his amazing partner. Honestly what he’d like most is doing your hobbies with you. I think he just likes to see you smile.

Percy: Percy needs a day off bro and he knows it. Percy’s idea of fun? Build a pillow fort in the kitchen with a Blue blanket (bare with me), fish patterned blanket on the floor. Man makes the cozy pillow version of the tunnel room in an aquarium. Don’t tell me he doesn’t have one of them y2k fish lamps. He and and you hang out there for the whole day him probably with a shark stuffie in his lap. I think because Poseidon is his father he’s really good at doing sailor’s knots and tying nets, therefore meaning he’s good at macramé and friendship bracelets so I think he’s like to make bracelets with you. Maybe watch some Jeremy wade or romcoms on a lap top. Play some board games. Listen to an audio book while curled up together. Just a nice slow paced day is all he needs

[fredwkong]

1000: Dog

Though he agonises over the Capybara card for a long moment, Eric picks the Dog card. He would rather keep being able to think. Like before, the Dog card vanishes in a flash of blinding light while the other two cards turn to dust.

As he gets ready for bed, careful to clean under his new foreskin, Eric notices two things. Firstly, his cock’s neediness and discharge seem to have dropped to a high, but still humanly possible, point. Second, some ink from the Dog card seems to have become embedded in his palm.

“Okay,” Eric says to himself. “Guess I can expect things to get equally extreme with whatever this card turns me into.” The thought frightens and thrills him in equal measure. Eric goes to bed excited to find out how the Dog card will change his life.

The next morning, Eric wakes up hard and leaking, just like he’s gotten used to the last few days. He considers masturbating, but that sounds so boring. No, he deserves to fuck someone, in the mouth or the hole.

“Get up here,” he texts Blair. He opens up his desk drawer and pulls out a bottle of lube that he bought at the start of the year. When he remembers the boy who bought it, little limp-dicked cut Eric, Eric finds himself sneering a bit. What a bitch that guy was.

Eric shakes his head violently. “What the hell?” he gasps. Whatever’s happening to him this time, it’s intense and fast. “I… That’s not me,” he tells the box. He has to keep in mind who he really is and resist these urges if he wants Blair to like him. He’s—

There’s a knock on his door before Eric can collect his thoughts. Startled, Eric struts to the door and opens it, realising at the last moment that he’s naked, his hard cock sticking straight out from his groin with a trickle of precum running down its length.

Blair looks sleepy and cute, Eric thinks in the back of his mind. “Good morning, handsome,” Blair says, his voice thick with sleep. “Gonna feed me breakfast again?”

“Gonna fuck you,” Eric grunts, grabbing Blair by his perky ass as he walks into the room.

Blair smirks in reply. “And what if I want to blow you?”

In response, Eric pulls down Blair’s flannel pyjama pants, making him squeal in surprise.

It’s hot and rough. Eric seems full of an energy he never knew he possessed. As he enters Blair—he barely needed any lube, his cock is so leaky—Eric feels pumped, swollen with masculine power. Blair, barely able to think as Eric slams into his prostate, watches in horny amazement as Eric’s skinny muscles thicken and define themselves with each thrust, until he cums, his shredded new body shuddering as he fills Blair up.

Barely looking at Blair, Eric pulls on a pair of shorts. He hears Blair open his mouth, probably to ask if they can get breakfast, or play video games, or something else boyfriend-y. Eric suddenly can’t stand the thought. “Sorry,” he says quickly. “Gotta go to the gym.”

“Oh,” says Blair, a bit crestfallen. He looks hot, lying on Eric’s bed with Eric’s copious load leaking out of his asshole. “Want to hang out later?”

“I dunno, man.” No. Eric suddenly knows he’s going out tonight.

Eric’s never been to the gym before, but he instinctively knows what to do. He hits chest and arms for an hour, then goes to pose in the changing room. Even with his defined new muscles and masculine shape, though, he suddenly thinks that he looks small. He looks weak.

Even though he knows his clothes used to be different, before being washed in his precum transformed it all into bro clothes, Eric’s happy with the way his new stuff shows off his body. He goes out to the closest gay club and dances the night away, facefucking a tiny twink he meets on the dance floor to get out a load. Somehow, Eric can’t imagine hooking up with a guy bigger than him.

Eric ignores Blair’s repeated texts all day Monday. Instead, he goes to the gym to hit back, then roams around campus with his shirt off, enjoying the late June sun. Some big fratty guys chuckle at the sight of a lean, short guy like Eric showing off his body, so Eric flips them off.

At this point, he notices that ink that stuck to his hand has spread further. It’s reached up his arm and started to edge onto his chest. On the underside of his wrist, where the tattoo started, is a snarling dog face. When he gets back to his dorm, Eric searches his whole body and grins when he finds a small banana tattoo forming just under one ear. The tattoos make him look badass!

On Tuesday, Eric doesn’t bother paying attention in class. His cock is getting pent up again, since he hasn’t dropped a load in a guy since Sunday night. Instead, he chats up some twinky bottoms on Grindr, feeling precum ooze from his half-chubbed cock as he tells them how slutty he’s gonna make them feel. He feels powerful, like he’s been riding a growing high since Sunday, even though every glance in the mirror makes him cringe at how small he looks.

That night, Eric invites the twinks over one by one. He grunts and groans in a deepening voice as he fills each one up with a thick load, hoping that all his neighbours will hear him and know what a man he is. Each time he cums, Eric feels his tatts spread a little further across his body, patterns sharpening with every thrust.

Eric makes up for not going to the gym on Tuesday by spending the whole day there on Wednesday, hitting a full body circuit like the beast he knows he is. When he spots a twink watching him from the treadmills, Eric winks at him and follows him into the changing room. They fuck in the shower, but when Eric walks out, letting his softening cock swing and shed drops of cum on the bathroom floor, a huge jock is standing at the sinks. Eric thinks he saw this guy at the front desk when he first arrived.

“That’s against the rules,” the jock grunts at Eric. “Gonna have to ask you to leave.”

“What are you, a homophobe?” Eric asks sharply, pulling his gym clothes back on. “I still have the rest of my workout to do.”

“Keep it out of the showers, bro,” the guy says. “Go fuck in your dorm like everyone else.”

At ‘everyone else’ Eric sees red. He’s not ‘everyone else.’ He’s better. He’s got the muscles, the manliness. He’s got the fucking magic cards! Eric throws a punch before he knows what he’s doing, and the jock goes down like a sack of flour.

Standing over him, Eric feels exhilarated. Yeah, that’s what happens when you question his manliness! Curling his lip at the guy, Eric leaves the locker room and continues his workout, hitting chest again.

As he does, though, Eric feels the high he’s been riding all week start to ebb. He just assaulted a guy! In the mirrors, Eric watches as the thick musculature he suddenly gained while fucking Blair shrinks down, becoming a taut, defined physique a few steps beyond where he was when he picked the card. It’s like he’s waking up from a trance, his head clearing. Eric still feels cocky, proud of his body, but he doesn’t feel quite so defensive and abrasive all of a sudden.

(thanks to @idesofrevolution for the inspo pic)

The jock’s back at the front desk when Eric finishes with his workout. His face looks a little bruised, but nothing like he just took a hit hard enough to knock him out. “Uh, hey, man,” Eric says, scuffing his shoe on the floor. He’s fighting his new personality traits just to apologise. “Sorry for, uh, punching you before.”

Surprisingly, the guy chuckles, continuing to work on something on the computer. “No worries, Eric,” he says. How does he know Eric’s name? “I know you’re kinda touchy. You didn’t hurt me.”

“I knocked you out!”

“What?” The jock looks up at Eric for the first time. “Bro, I know you’ve got, like, small man complex or whatever, but we were, like, play-wrestling. I know what your real punches feel like.” He laughs again and goes back to his work.

By the time he gets back to his dorm, Eric’s pretty sure he’s entered some kind of different reality. People are treating him strangely. To make sure, Eric opens up his conversation with Blair. He cringes at the number of messages Blair has sent that Eric’s left on read. “Hey bro,” Eric types out, “wanna come hang out?”

The “Yes!” arrives embarrassingly quickly, followed shortly after by Blair.

“Oh, did you just get back from the gym?” Blair asks, when Eric opens the door. “That’s really hot! Can I suck you off?” He’s suddenly right in Eric’s space, trying to take off Eric’s shirt and shorts at the same time.

Before he can think about it, Eric finds himself saying, “Sure, if you don’t mind tasting the twink I fucked in the shower.” Why did he say that?

But Blair just grins at him and sinks to his knees. “You know how to get me going.”

Eric doesn’t know why he avoided Blair all week. His mouth feels so good wrapped around Eric’s thickening cock, and he’s so good at opening his throat when Eric grabs his hair and starts to facefuck him. It's good to have a consistent fuck now and again.

After, Eric resists the urge to kick Blair out, and they end up chilling on Eric’s bed, playing some video games. “Sorry for blowing you off all week,” Eric finally says, after a long silence.

“No worries,” says Blair, surprising Eric again. “I know you need a good variety of guys to fill up or whatever.

Eric is absolutely sure something about the world changed in response to his card choice now.

Blair keeps talking. “You should invite me up next time you have a bunch of twinks over. I’d love to suck your balls or eat you out while you fill them up.”

Eric’s cock jumps and oozes a bit of precum at the thought.

The rest of the time until Saturday night, Eric figures out his new normal. He’s still high strung and defensive, and he goes to the gym almost every day. But he actually feels attracted to bigger guys again, and he can fight down his aggressiveness.

Having Blair back is great. On Friday night, Eric brings the jock he punched back to his dorm. Turns out, Aaron’s okay with gay sex as long as it’s not happening in the gym showers, and he’s a really needy bottom. While Blair fills Aaron’s mouth, Eric takes his ass.

On Saturday evening, Eric begs off spending the night with Blair again. “This has been a lot more sex than I’m used to,” he says. He wants to take some time picking his card tonight.

Blair acquiesces, but promises to come by on Sunday morning. “You’re not ignoring me for half a week again,” he tells Eric as he leaves. “I’ll come up here and suck you in the shower if I have to!”

It doesn’t sound like an idle threat.

As soon as Eric sits down to consider the box, it pops open, and he draws his cards. He spreads them on his desk to get a good look at his options for the week. He can’t wait to see how its symbol gets added to his tattoos.

The first card has a simple scene on it featuring a colourful rainbow. There’s some glitter stuck to the card as well, though Eric can’t tell if it was part of the card’s design or was added later. In the background, behind the rainbow, the lines of the landscape seem to come together somehow to create the sense of a scantily clad male body.

The second card shows a stylised drawing of a bull’s face. It looks stronger than Eric could ever imagine, and with his new gym habit, he can imagine a lot. He would bet that, if this bull’s face was attached to the body, it would be absolutely thick with muscle.

In the centre of the third card is a simple drawing of a clock. The hands are rushing around, and in the background Eric sees the faded outlines of things like weights, birthday cakes, and calendars. Could the cards have the power to change more than just Eric’s body?

Or vote here on strawpoll: https://strawpoll.com/xVg7j6wQznr.

See Eric's whole journey with the 1000 cards here.

Did your pick not win the vote? Send me an ask telling me what card Eric should have picked to see what could have happened.

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KingKobra to UwUCobra

REQUEST:  Bonjour, could I maybe get another story? I think in this community a lot people write the typical jock transformation stories. And I mean, it is great. I do it quite often. But could you maybe write a more effeminate transformation for me? I try to do that every so often, just to keep things diverse and fresh. [trigger warning: racism and homophobia]

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This was Brayden aka KingKobra. A young 21 year old dude who had been into bodybuilding since he saw his first movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was about 12 or 13. Ever since that day he wanted to be a massive, He loved the way chicks stared at him and he loved lifting weights. When Brayden went to college he found himself doing anything to avoid studying and mostly played video games after the gym. He decided to stream on twitch one night when his mates couldn’t join up but to his surprise he was a massive hit and he became one of the top Valorant streamers within a month. He couldn’t walk around campus anymore without someone calling out his gamer tag, which is how most people knew him now, the KingKobra.

The problem with a guy like Brayden getting as big a platform as he did was the fact that he was an asshole, and he gave other assholes a place to hang out. his channel was 100% straight male viewers between 18-28, even when girls or gay guys found him hot to look at they couldn’t handle his stream. He would constantly say racist, sexist and homophobic shit. Other streamers, especially the ones within the campus community refused to collab with him and there was a collection of “Beating KingKobra for The Girls & Gays” meme video’s on Youtube made by other streamers who beat him in a game but that only added fuel to Brayden’s fire. One afternoon something came up in Brayden’s recommended, a YouTube video from another streamer titled “Cutting off Kobra’s Head” it was a montage of Brayden dying in the video game over and over to some funky pop song. The streamer who made it was GetGlockBlocked. GGB was a masc gay Indian guy who not only competed against Brayden in game and for views but also competed against him in the gym GGB was just as big and just as strong as Brayden and this video sent him over the edge, he knew exactly what to do to get his fans behind him and so he started streaming, within seconds of going live he had hundreds of guys watching. “Hey bros, KingKobra here, just wanted to do a quick reaction to a video posted by GetGlockBlocked who thinks he is better than me, so here we go” Brayden played the video pretending it was his first time watching, every time he died to his competitor there was some excuse to undermine GGB’s skill. His viewers got fired up following along as hate speech. The video ended and Brayden told his chat his final thoughts. “I mean, yeah bro its a montage to a catchy tune but fuckin. Glock, bro, all you do is play fucking Killjoy and Sage, fucking skill less agents, but I mean I know the fags like those characters and your whole brand is teaching bitches and fags to ‘carry’ with them but your team does everything and then you put a turret kill in a montage and call it skill, like okay bro” Brayden’s chat was losing their mind, shouting homophobic and racial slurs. People even started clipping what he said and sending it to GGB. “Listen bros, he might have his girlie fucking montage video but just remember after college Ill be Mr Olympia getting paid to play video games and he’ll be driving a fucking taxi” Brayden couldn’t contain his laughter and his chat only egged him on further. After watching the video he streamed for a few hours and then went to bed. In the morning he saw a post about GGB taking a break for a week and laughed, exactly what he knew would happen once he made his review of the montage, his fans hate raided GGB on twitch, twitter and about every other site they could. That’d teach him a lesson, no one fucks with the KingKobra.

Something else was on Brayden’s phone too, a PM on twitter. He thought it would be some fucking scrawny nerd asking for his workout routine again but it was from someone else, someone named “GGBs Biggest Fan” “I hate you and your community, why do you seriously need to bully other streamers. You are so fucking toxic, is your dick actually that fucking small that you need to make up for it with ego? apologise or suffer the consequences” Brayden scoffed at the message and simply replied

“I’m not KingKobra coz I think snakes are cool, I'm called that coz my cock is 9 inches bro, aint gotta make up for shit”

Brayden’s phone suddenly sparked and electrocuted his hand. It hurt like a bitch but something else happened, a tingling all over his body. His dick got hard and he got horny, his huge muscular frame is his bathroom mirror was such a turn on all of a sudden, he knew he was hot but he never jerked off to himself before? the sensation in his body got stronger and stronger. Brayden started to jerk off but his dick felt numb, it didn’t relieve the hormonal pressure constantly building in his body. He bit down on his lip as he started to feel himself up, his hands going on auto pilot sliding along his body to his waist when a thought crossed his mind. The thought of a huge muscled guy putting his large hands on Brayden’s waist and biting down on his neck. “what the fuck why am I..” he moaned out loud, he wasn’t a fag, he thought but he couldn’t string his thoughts together as he just got hornier and hornier. Instinctively his hands found his was to his ass and he shoved 2 of his meaty finger inside himself letting out the loudest moan of his life.

He...didn’t want to do this, at least he didn’t think he did. He kept going, unable to stop, it felt better and better by the second. Moaning every time he started to hear a change, with each noise he made his deep masculine voice got high and higher. Something else was happening to as he watched his body begin to shrink in the bathroom mirror. His 6.4ft frame strank down to 5.4ft and his muscle deflated like a balloon, tears welled in his eyes as he realised the long he pleased himself like this the worse the changes were, but he couldn’t stop, it felt so good. When his voice stopped changing and his body stopped shrinking the pleasure only got better, and Brayden went faster and faster, seeing now the last things to change. His 9 inch dick slowly shrunk down until it was a mere 2 inches and his ass began to balloon hot. It already had a muscular ass but now it was twice as big and perky. He finally came, the clarity completely setting in that something fucking weird happened and all his hard work and manliness had been stripped away.

his hips were sider and his mid section sucked in from underworked lats. He still had muscle but only to shape his body, there was no strength or bulk behind him anymore just shape, purely made to be sexy. “nyah, like, ah, what the fuck” his newly stereotypical voice cried out. Even the way he spoke had changed.

Brayden’s phone buzzed as multiple emails came in but the main one he saw was from Twitch [Topic: change of channel name SUCCESSFUL]. Brayden opened the phone to check his channel seeing the name changed to “UwUCobra”. The profile of a cartoon Cobra holding a gun in its tail and been swapped out for one of his new body in a tight maids outfit and his banner once covered an overly stylised, overly masculine mess of guns and girls was replaced with bright pink, love hearts and his new body posing in a sexy way.

“Oh, my, gwad. surely if I start streaming, the guys will notice the change, ya? that’s my way back, ya?”

He ran to his computer and started a stream and soon hundred of guys had flocked to his channel. another message appeared on his phone.

“don’t think I forgot about your fans bestie!!!”

As Brayden read his twitch chat he didn’t think anything was different, the same super masc guys commenting, talking the same, until a few outliers began to appear. “Put on the maid outfit!!” “Wanna come sit on daddy’s face??” “Only Fans when?” KingKobra had created the most toxic disgusting community on twitch, filled with guys who thought it was fine to sexually harass girls at bars or online, he encouraged it, he thought it was funny but now the world was different, reality had shifted. When he checked his viewer demographic it was no long 100% straight men, it was 100% gay men. His viewers had been transformed as well, but unlike him who became a tiny gay twink his viewers were the same assholes, the only difference now was they were guys who wanted to fuck Brayden. KingKobra was gone, deleted, Now Brayden was the UwUCobra, forever being treated like an object meant for sex and pleasure rather than a person. Months had gone by since his change and every day he regretted not being a nicer guy because now he knew what it was like to live with having 1000s of guys sending you unwanted dick picks or demanding he make on only fans.

[thewadapan]

In light of the good news, I've finally sat down to watch skibidi toilet. It's pretty good, not too surprisingly! Absolutely no wonder that Michael Bay seems to have such a genuine fondness for it, considering how much of a love-letter it is to his work on Transformers and how dedicated it is to just producing spectacle above all else.

The first-person-POV of the cameramen in the show is easily its most inspired element, giving an intuitive structure to the episodes (about 50% of the time the episode ends because the cameraman gets fucking bodied). As it escalates in scope and ambitions, you see the device being used in more impressively inventive ways towards narrative ends, as cameramen and TV men are used to diegetically transition between subplots. But it's also used in more subtle ways, with different effects or overlays, or simply in how the cinematography itself can communicate the emotions of the cameraman doing the recording.

Moreover, the whole thing is very video-game-y, isn't it? Not even just in terms of the assets, but in terms of the action, the beat-to-beat plotting. It's a lot of sneaking around open-level environments, picking up new weapons from dead enemies, encountering new types of enemies or bosses with their own attack patterns and weaknesses. It instantly transported me back to being a teenager, fucking around in Garry's Mod, playing Team Fortress 2 with my mates, getting through Half Life, and all that. The SFM-filmmaker aesthetic isn't just a mode of convenience—although obviously the fact that DaFuq!?Boom! has managed to maintain a pretty prodigal output can be partly attributed to the fact he's using software and assets he's clearly very comfortable with—but rather, it informs everything about the storytelling.

People love to performatively (or ignorantly) act like skibidi toilet is some incomprehensible, unprecedented "brainrot" that the kids are into, but it's nowhere near as absurd as everyone likes to pretend. I feel like I've seen something very similar to it before, but the closest thing that comes to mind is the old trend of stick-figure fight animation borne out of Newgrounds. Or if not that, then yeah, the Transformers films! It's like the entire back half of Dark of the Moon depicting this huge guerrilla war in occupied Chicago—that's clearly the main touchstone.

It's a crime that the most absurd (and often disturbing) part of the show, the SKIBIDI DOB DOB DOB YES YES earworm constantly being repeated by the skibidi toilets, has seemingly been copyright struck, resulting in many portions of the official uploads suddenly just going silent for multiple seconds. It actually incenses me that someone, or some organisation, has been able to do this. I don't really have an ethically-consistent model of how copyright should work, but in cases like this, it seems like obviously a net negative for the world. For whatever reason, the Shorts versions of the episodes seem unaffected, but they're unideal for their own reasons.

The main thing is that past a certain point, the Shorts clearly become cut-down extracts of the main widescreen episodes, which presumably have the intended aspect ratio. Some of the longer uploads have what the content-slop lore freaks describe as "secret scenes", added-in, revised, or unabridged, often containing more of the long-term plot points. The idea that these might be "secret" from the perspective of anyone just watching the Shorts is really funny to me. Also, the fact that the episodes are being collected into "Season" compilations is hilarious to me in its own right—in what attention-deficient world can 20 minutes of a show be described as a full season? Gen Alpha is so cooked bro.

Thankfully, I was able to find a Google Drive where somebody's managed to archive the full series so far with uncensored audio. But then I was checking the YouTube uploads, and I realised some of the newer ones actually have closed captions for certain lines of dialogue! As in, the reversed speech of the cameramen etc, or even what some of the skibidi toilets are saying! These subtitles are missing from that Google Drive archive, meaning it's not a perfect way of watching the show either.

But the thing is, I also think adding subtitles to the show is a huge misstep on DaFuq!?Boom!'s part. One of the things I found most surprising about skibidi toilet is that, for the most part, it actually requires the viewer to be paying pretty close attention in order to follow any of the "plot", insofar as there is one. You have to be able to tell apart all these near-identical and often silent appliance-head guys. Sometimes the POV will be some random cameraman, but other times it'll be a recurring character, and noticing that will add something to the viewing experience. Most of all, the lack of speech (and lack of expressions) for most of the characters forces you to constantly be interpreting their body language to understand what they're communicating to one another.

The subtitles stand to ruin this aspect of the show. Also, the dialogue itself is poorly-written, bro. It's nice that the writer does have something in mind for everything they're saying to one another, but it's a complete mistake to actually present that as part of the text. Frustratingly, I can't even commit to just watching future episodes without captions, because what if he decides to seriously start putting load-bearing plot stuff in them?

(According to DaFuq!?Boom!'s word of god, all the skibidi toilets can understand all languages, they just choose to speak their superior skibidi language. God I love that.)

The main completed arc of the story, set in and around a bunker, is honestly fantastic, thrilling stuff, with some individual (rudimentary) character arcs and tons of great setpieces. My favourite episode of the show, in the immediate aftermath, delivers a legitimately great twist in a brilliant way. I'm excited for the next episode to drop, but moreover, I'm on the absolute edge of my seat waiting to see how skibidi toilet transforms itself for the mainstream media of TV and/or film.

[momolady]

I saw your tags - Do you want to share maybe a happy story about your brother? I'd love to hear one if you do.

Awww oh my gosh this is so sweet! Thank you.

We had a five year gap between us, so we never really were close until we got to be adults. Like any big brother, he always liked harassing me. He loved to get reactions of me by telling me racist jokes (he wasn't he was just an asshole). But he also got me into a lot of things I really love today liek Star Trek, Star Wars, and Batman (his holy trifecta if you will.

My brother was this pretty sterotypical southern guy. He had a beard, big gut, and liked to put on a tough exterior. But I had seen him in some really vulnerable and sweet moments. He was a person who cared a shit ton about people, though he'd never really show it. He was the kind of guy to tell me I sucked at video games, but then go and buy me the walk through book int he same day. He left behind him a legacy of people who had a wealth of good stories about him. How he helped them build things for their home, fix cars, take care of their kids, etc. He cared so much about the people in his life, but he'd never let you think he was anything than an asshole.

It's also because of my brother I got into Predator and Aliens, also Transformers and the Ninja Turtles. When he 'had to watch me' from time to time, he'd make me watch the things he liked. I remember we had gotten this X-Men cartoon VHS from Pizza Hut (yes, I'm old. But back int he nineties we got VHS with our fast food and it was awesome!) and I remember thinking Beast was so dreamy. But apparently that was weird and he made me watch Star Wars instead. (Jokes on you, that movie also had a huge hairy creature. You can't stop seven year old me.) I also remember watching Alien for the first time. The Xenomorphs were terrifying to me as a kid, but I also could not stop looking at them. My brother had action figures from the movie, and I wanted to play with his Alien Queen so bad! I hated her, but I loved her. I hated her, but I loved her. I now have a word for that as an adult, and it's scareroused. My brother was a pretty big collector, he kept almost all of his childhood toys. So when we started going through his things, it was relly cathartic to go through memories and recall things I hadn't thought about in ages. I have a Venom figure of his that sticks his tongue out. I have a Yautja mask my brother owned on my wall. I also have his huge collection of Ninja turtle merch that I'm still trying to find a place for. I also have his Gargoyle figures! Which, yes, he also got me into as a kid but never let me play with his figures. Whose laughing now, bro?

I think his influence, along with my mom's, really helped me discover this fun little niche of monster romance.

Thank you again, I really do enjoy sharing stories about my brother.

[davidmariottecomics]

Keep it Forever? Me and Physical Media

Hello friends! 

I swear that this blog isn't just me advertising that I've got some stuff up for sale on ebay (but also, I totally do). 

As I think I've made pretty abundantly clear, I'm a big proponent of physical media. At a guesstimate, I probably own something around 2-3 dozen VHS tapes, 50-ish records, 100+ video games, 100-150 CDs, probably 200-300 DVDs & Blu-Rays, and more books and comics than I could reasonably count. And that's not even getting into toys and plushies and other physical collectables that Becca and I have strewn across the house or in storage. I am a person who likes to own things. And I'm starting to hit the point where I also need to be a person who doesn't own all things I have. 

Why Physical Media Matters

While I'm pretty sure I've written about this before, doesn't hurt to reiterate why I am such a big proponent of physical media and owning the things you like. 

1. You own the thing. This is probably the single biggest point of physical media to me. You own it. Definitively. You can go and pick up this object that you have and use it. You aren't subject to the terms, conditions, and service changes of companies. If I want to watch Bratz: The Movie or play Super Smash Bros Melee or read The Lady from the Black Lagoon, I can. I don't have to see if it's currently on a service that I'm paying for or even available digitally. I don't have to worry about limited time availability. I don't have to worry about increasingly clueless executives who in trying to maintain the wealth of stockholders basically erase projects from existence, nor do I have to worry about changes of ownership or site design or functionality or licensing agreements that can take your purchases and just blip them away. 

2. Preservation. Piggybacking right off of that, some things *only* exist as physical media. Or, at least, only officially do. I mentioned Smash Bros Melee because it's a Gamecube era game that only exists on/was released for Gamecube. The game only exists as long as there are people who have working copies. There are books that I own, that, similarly, are no longer in print and have never been made available digitally. While most physical media can eventually deteriorate, there are things I have had for the majority of my life (and some things that pre-date me, honestly) that're still in really good shape because they've been cared for and it's important to me that these things exist and it's cool that I can do a little bit to help that. 

2.5 - As an aside, I do just want to say that I am in favor of digital archiving as a tool of preservation. Between the things that only exist digitally and the things that can have a longer preserved life by being converted to digital, I do think it's an important part of the preservation conversation too. With sort of an asterisk of just because I think most works shouldn't be lost, I don't know that it means they should be digitally accessible if it comes at the expense of the creator(s). Preservation = good. Piracy = still bad. 

3. Tactility and greater use. This one goes especially for books and comics, but I like being able to hold things. I like having my reading material in print so that I can, y'know, consume it on the beach without wifi or power or whatever. While a lot of my physical media is dependent on technology still, there are certain things that are more usable in more ways/places because they're physical. 

Why I'm Clearing Some Out Tho

On the other side of all of this, there are some very compelling reasons not to keep all my physical media. And these are some reflective conversations I'm having with myself. Some stuff's easy, right? Things that are redundant--whether they're exact duplicates of something I already own and somehow acquired twice or, like with some of my Transformers, I don't actually need 6 mildly different variations of Bumblebee--are easily put as something that can go. But once you get past that, for me at least, a lot of it comes down kinda to the Marie Kondo "does it spark joy" method. 

Potentially unfortunately for me, a lot of stuff either does spark joy, or sparks almost a sort of FOMO. Tied to preservation, there are some things that while I haven't really engaged with them in heck, maybe a decade of owning it, I worry that if I got rid of it, I wouldn't have it when I *do* want it. But there are also some things where I know it is no longer meaningful to me to own this thing, but I think it might be meaningful to someone else. 

I know I've written about this before, but I'm not really a Funko Pop guy. I have owned a few that I've thought were neat. But even the one I'd say was my favorite, I found tucked away because it had been on a low bookshelf behind our living room furniture before our last big cleaning/reorganizing session for that room, and I don't think I had realized that I hadn't seen it in such a long time. It wasn't just that it had been tucked away, it was that I hadn't thought to see if I knew where it was in months and months. And so, we're parting ways. 

It is tough--at least for me--to be at the intersection of genuinely believing in the good of physical possessions (and, yes, I recognize the faults in them too), wanting to be a person who does preserve things, and honestly, believing in some part of me that the reason I have all this stuff is I might want or need it in the future. That there could be a reason I held on to the Steve Oedekirk Thumb movie collection that'll somehow be relevant to my job or to finding a treasure chest or something. But also knowing that I need to make some space. And that I could use some extra scratch. And that there are things that I bought with enjoying them in the future in mind, but that I now don't think I'll ever return to. 

Loss and Regret

Nothing that I'm trying to get rid of do I feel like I'm going to regret parting ways with. But I've heard and--to some extent--have experienced that feeling of great loss in the past. I think all of us have had or know someone in our lives who has had some variation on the experience of "my [parent] threw my [toys/comics/books/important childhood memories] away and I used my adult money to try to get them back." Or, closely related the "I [lent out/went on vacation with/otherwise left the house with] my [toys/comics/books/important childhood memories] and they're now lost forever." 

I've had a couple of those experiences. The summer between my senior year of high school and my freshman year of college, I lent a friendly acquaintance who was going to the same college as me a bunch of my Gameboy games because they had just found their Gameboy and wanted to get back into it, and I was mostly playing my DS and only my Pokemon Gameboy games at that time. I'm fuzzy on the details, because it has been a decade now (whoof), but as I recall, said acquaintance didn't remember to bring my games when they came to college and somewhere between when they moved into the dorms and their first extended trip home, their family moved and the games were "lost in the move" and if they were ever found, I was never told. And there were some really good games that I miss even today. 

Another time, we were living out at the ranch and a lot of our stuff was in storage in the barn (yes, I lived on a non-working ranch and, yes, we had a barn). Now, sometimes that meant things got a little gross. There was dust and the occasional bugs or mice that found their way into things. But overall, it was actually pretty secure. That is, until the barn flooded once. And I lost a ton of meaningful stuff: books and comics and toys. In particular, I remember that the flood lead to the death of my Marvel Legends build-a-figure Galactus, which was quite the loss. 

And my third big loss/purge is when the ranch was being sold, I had to go back to the ranch, and to the barn, and go through and try to parse at least some of my stuff down. At that point, I was in college and knew I only had a storage unit to work with to hold this stuff, and I was distraught with changes to my life around the ranch being sold, so I know there are things that basically got thrown away that I probably could've kept or saved or gotten to someone who would appreciate them, but in a wave of angst and just deep tiredness, some stuff just got tossed and because it's been a while and I was a little hazy at the time, I still don't entirely know what all was lost in that either. 

I bring all of this up because, like I said earlier, I know that I and many of us have that experience of losing the things that mattered. And I know when I posted about selling some Transformers not too long ago, I had a couple people reach out to say "hey, I don't want to see you lose something that matters to you if you just need money." I wanna reassure folks that, no, it isn't just that influencing my decisions here. I'm really trying to be thoughtful in my decisions. So, don't worry. ;D

Next week: Inspired by a conversation on Becca's Twitch stream yesterday (viewer discretion advised on this last stream: there's some language and a spooky drawing and a slip of some NSFW art for a sec), I'm going to talk about manuscript wishlists and like ways to maybe find agents and editors that'd be a good match for you! 

What I enjoyed this week: Blank Check (Podcast), Craig of the Creek (Cartoon), Honkai Star Rail (Video game), My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Barbie Dreamhouse Challenge (TV show, my friend Sina's in the finale!!!!), The Broken Room by Peter Clines (Book), Crime Scene Kitchen (TV show), Dumbing of Age (Webcomic), It's Walky/Joyce & Walky/Shortpacked (Webcomics), Solve This Murder (Podcast), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Praise Petey (Cartoon), Queen of the Damned (Movie), this very cute Superman drawn by Fernando Luis Cruz during a Superman conversation on Becca's last Twitch stream, this hunky boy Superman drawn by Gigi Dutreix on said stream (and the hunky lady She-Hulk too), The Prank Panel (TV show), Chainsaw Man (Manga) 

New Releases this week (8/9/2023): Nothing from me! Sorry! But...

New Releases next week (8/14/2023): Brynmore #2 (Editor) Godzilla: The War for Humanity #1 (Editor) Sonic the Hedgehog #63 (Editor) Toldja I had a bunch in the pipeline! 

Announcements: Becca will be tabling at Cartoon-a Palooza in Temecula on 9/15 & 9/16. It's a cool free all-ages little con, so come on out and see them! I'll be around too, I'm sure! 

Wanna support me? Consider joining my Patreon! Not only do you get the blog, but you get neat extra stuff like Patreon exclusive blogs, sneak peeks on other stuff I'm working on (and sometimes full original comics posted there), and coming up this week, the first of my sharable scripts and pitches! And even more at higher levels! Or, you can buy something from my webstore! Some of the stock on that stuff is running low and not going to be reprinted anytime soon, so prolly a good time to check it out! 

Also, at time of posting, I still have not pulled Kafka in Honkai Star Rail, but when I do (boy I hope I do), I'll let you know.  Pic of the Week: This is just a very nice picture of Nadja. But those Supermans are also kinda the pic of the week!  

[you-show-me-love]

Gallavich Kinktober 2022 Day 9 - 69 X “I guess I’ll just get off all by myself.”

For @gallavichthings and those who use the word Bro unironically

Read on Ao3 or below the cut

"Bro, I'm never gonna get the hang of this." Ian lamented, tossing his controller to the side.

"Come on man, we got three days to git gud." His roommate, Mickey, replied, reaching over Ian to grab his controller and shove it back into his hands.

There was an annual video game event, march madness style, hosted by their frat and for the past two years Ian and Mickey had been roommates, thus partners in the tournament, and for the past two years Ian and Mickey had come in dead last.

It wouldn't be too bad if the losers didn't have to clean the entire house after each and every party for the rest of the year. It sucked, especially hung over, to sop up sticky liquor puddles and wipe questionable substances off of every surface.

"Mick, it's no use. We should just forfeit and save ourselves the embarrassment." Ian let his head fall heavily against the headboard.

"Nah, we just need to-" Mickey paused, pulling his lips into his mouth as he thought.

"Find you the right incentive." He finished, his face breaking into a devious grin.

"Cleaning a whole frat house isn't incentive enough?"

"Apparently not."

They chuckled, video game lobby music playing softly from the television. Ian's eyes flicked down to his roommate's full lips, unbidden.

Mickey watched him with interest, a plan formulating. Ian had always given him looks, like the one he was giving him now, and Mickey wasn't naive enough to be oblivious to their meaning. He had waited two years so far for Ian to make a move, but maybe he needed a push.

"Okay, here's the deal: you win a match, I give you a blowjob. I win and you blow me. Deal?"

Ian's mouth went suddenly dry as he stared at his roommate with wide, green eyes. Maybe Ian didn't hear him right. Maybe he fell asleep and was in the early plot of a steamy sex dream. Mickey watched Ian's brain go haywire.

“I guess I’ll just get off all by myself.” Mickey prompted, his roommate blinking out of his stupor.

"No! No, no, uh-" Ian cleared his throat. "Deal."

Mickey grinned wide, eyeing the redhead up and down slowly.

"Pick your character and let's get to blowin' Gallagher."

Ian had never played so hard, it was like his life depended on it. The entire match he didn't even blink as his character dealt and received damage, every second was a fight for his fantasy to come true. Down to their last lives Ian pounded the A button furiously, the image of Mickey's lips around his cock driving him to end the match with a final punch.

The word TIE flashed on the screen before the game prompted them to press any button to continue playing. The roommates stared at the screen in disbelief before looking at each other.

"Wow, that's the best you've ever done, Gallagher."

Mickey was impressed, not only with Ian's improvement but with the sizable bulge in his basketball shorts. He tossed his controller onto the floor and straddled the tall redhead.

"We tied."

Ian was staring at him like Mickey was a wild animal who could attack at any moment.

"That we did Red. Now I know you're no good at math-" Mickey chuckled as Ian's brows lowered in annoyance.

"But there is a number we can imitate that will satisfy our blowjob agreement at the same time."

Mickey dismounted his stunned roommate and began to strip, the revealed skin prompting Ian to shimmy out of his shorts and tank top before scooting down so he was lying prone on the bed.

"It's fair game down there. Wherever you wanna put your mouth is just fine with me." Mickey's words and saucy wink made Ian so dizzy that he had to close his eyes.

He opened his eyes long enough to get an eyeful of Mickey's bare ass, balls, and cock before the mouth of his dreams was swallowing him down.

"Oh fuck, Mick." Ian moaned, toes curling as waves of warm and wet and pressure rippled out from his cock to every inch of his body, making him feel warm and tingly.

Mickey's mouth separated from his roommate's shaft with an obscene pop, though his first hurried to take over, giving him firm strokes.

"Get to work, Firecrotch!"

Ian shuffled down another inch so Mickey's cock nudged his face, awaiting a friendly mouth hug. He teased the head with his wet, smiling lips for a moment before straining up to fill his mouth.

Mickey was good at this, his tempo solid, mouth on the good side of sloppy, the side that proved the act was enthusiastic. Every few bobs he'd go deeper, taking Ian so far down the tip of his nose tickled red, fuzzy balls. For his part Ian gave as good as he got, moving his tongue from Mickey's shaft, to his balls, over his perineum until he was lapping at his hole. Mickey tilted forward and groaned into Ian's thigh as pleasure overtook him.

"Oh, fuck." Mickey's moan turned into a low breathy chuckle as Ian returned his mouth to the man's cock. "You may suck at video games but you sure know how to toss a salad."

Ian dropped his head and laughed heartily. "Fuck you."

"Only if you beat me next round." Mickey teased before dropping his mouth all the way down Ian's cock and staying there, making Ian buck his hips at the overwhelming sensation. Toes curling, eyes screwed shut, Ian exploded in a rush of heat and endorphins. Once his cock stopped twitching he went boneless.

"Damn, it's courtesy to warn a guy ya know." Mickey grumbled, swinging his leg over Ian's prone body and resuming his position leaning against Ian's headboard.

"Sorry." Ian mumbled, "Just…fuck you're good."

"Thank you." Mickey didn't bother hiding the satisfaction in his voice.

"Now get your cock pocket down here." He smirked, nodding his head down to his still erect member.

The pair smiled at each other as Ian slid down between Mickey's legs and took him into his mouth. Mickey leaned his head back and let out a content sigh, occasionally running his hands through copper strands when Ian did something he liked.

"This is your warning." Mickey's voice cracked as he reached his peak, fists tightening in Ian's hair. Ian's mouth didn't move from Mickey's cock, even when it began to spurt bitter warmth against his soft palate.

Ian licked at his softening cock until Mickey pushed his head away, then he mirrored Mickey's lazy lean against the headboard.

"You're right, that was a great incentive."

Mickey nodded, his breathing returning to normal, then he bent down and fetched his controller from the floor.

"We got three days Gallagher, and my ass is up for grabs. Let's git gud!"

[everythinggayplay]

GAYming Fandoms

lol i had to its in the nameeeee

tldr: brief overview of gaming culture by going over fan labor/parasociality/twitch&yt from a person that thinks way too much about the content they consume there will be a part 2 where i talk about some negatives from societal change perspective

So for those that don’t know what gaming culture or fandom is -it’s a very all-encompassing genre. Like movies, there are different genres like horror, first-person shooting, action, or satirical ones. A large part of the culture is obviously playing the game, but when Youtube became a profitable platform, “Let’s Plays” became popular and became a significant portion of the Youtube-watching community. “Let’s Plays” is exactly what it sounds like: the viewers are invited to play or watch along as the Youtuber plays the game. I would argue that fans of gaming YouTubers are a fan of a fan. Something I heard that really relates to this is something like a “Legendary Fan” where people become fans of this specific creator and follow them from fandom to fandom like how we see fans of gaming YouTubers follow the YouTuber jump from franchise to franchise. Gaming culture and Let’s Plays became a such big thing around the early 2010s and has become a multi-million dollar industry just including the viewing and playing of games. Youtube recently released a specific “Gaming Trending Page” and platforms like Twitch or Mixer. Let’s players became popular by having someone record their play-throughs of a game, usually split into multiple parts, with a facecam to show their reactions and have commentary throughout the gameplay. THISSSSS is what I love. I think just watching someone play through a game either horror or action or a cozy farming game is just so fun. I remember watching my brother play through Call of Duty or Super Smash Bros and just being like “Wow this guy cannot do shit”. LOL! Later on, instead of having it be recorded in someone’s room with no interaction, this evolved into streaming where a person can do the same thing but be able to interact with an audience (aka chat) rather than speaking into the void. I’ll talk a little about streaming culture later and the type of fan engagement or toxicity that comes on those sites. 

Gaming fans can be fans of the game’s characters and engage with the canon universe and/or they can be fans of certain let’s players. For us at EverythingGayPlays, we both engage with the in-game universe and the let’s play gamers. For fans that engage with the in-game universe, it resembles other media fans of movies or films, where we interact and transform the content to our own whims. Like other created media, it’s open to interpretation which allows for fanart, fanfic, or analysis (oh em geeeeeee what I’m doing :0) On the other hand, fans of Youtubers/Twitch streamers follow typical Real People fans like music artist fans or actors. This also includes fanfic, fanart, funny videos, and screaming on Twitter about future media appearances that kind of thing. Like any other fandom, it can be both toxic and gratifying, but in gaming culture specifically, the toxic side can lead to scary IRL consequences.

Let’s start with the positive sides of gaming fandoms. I would say a rather unique fan type of labor that gaming fans do outside of the typical fan labor fanfic, fanart, or funny videos, are fan games. With the rise of Steam, the “ultimate destination for playing, discussing, and creating games” as their website says, videos games came a long way from cartridges that usually came from Japan (I’m talking about the really popular ones that came from Japan like Super Mario or Sonic). Engines allow fans to create games in similar styles without needing all the technical skills that professional gaming industry pros have. Video games that are inspired by the “source” game can either by recreating the game very similarly but have a different main character or enemies or do a different style of gaming that incorporates the lore or characters of the source. A really popular example of a game that comes to mind when I think of fan games is the entirety of the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise and gaming sphere. The number of games that I have seen popular Youtubers play that FNAF inspired is insane and just speaks to the level of love and extent that fans will go to engage with their favorite characters. I don’t think I see this level of wide dedication to a certain style of creation and an insane level of skill people learn.

For more of a common fan, labor would be videos, fanfic, and fan art. I think these are quite common so I’m not really going into super detailed explanations of what they are, but I am going to explore how gaming fans kinda use them differently. For fanvids, compilations are quite popular. You know the “ten minutes of [random player] swearing at statues in RE4” set to Wii music which is very labor-intensive to find, clip, edit, and publish ten minutes worth of content. Youtube is full of these compilations. To be honest, I would count the videos that streamers and Youtubers be fanvids as well because they’re creating new content with someone else’s content. But of course, I can’t leave out my favorite type of fanvids, the ones that go into the deep deeeeeep DEEEEEP detail about the lore or recap videos like GameTheory or SuperHorrorBro (or the random 5 hour long videos that pop onto my feed). I love lore and the amount of detail, and explanation of some of the wackiest lores some game devs create, I could not understand it without the help of those types of Youtube channels. Like c’mon it’s a running gag that GameTheory has like a million FNAF videos trying to piece the lore together. Fanfic and fanart kinda go hand in hand with how prevalent they are in a lot of fandoms. Fanfic for the gaming community either delves into RPF or character fics. These are all types of fan labor that keep fandoms running and providing for the fans.

Okay, time to talk about the hellscape that is Twitch. I think Twitch is great and a great evolution from Youtube to really expand the gaming sphere. Twitch really expanded the scope of fan engagement by having the live chat aspect. Before fans were only allowed to engage with the content after the upload, but now fans can change the game, voice their input, talk to their favorite streamers and create a community within the instant. Commenting throughout streams is no small feat, for some, it can be anxiety-inducing even when it’s almost anonymous. Streams usually last several hours to run through the entire game, but some games like one that came out recently God of War last around 20-30 hours. Watching those long, sometimes uneventful, streams are labor-intensive to sit through and comment and pay attention to. Especially if someone is a mod for a streamer (i hope all mods out there ur getting paid if you’re doing long streams). While I hate living under the system, capitalism does run our lives and that includes streamers and Youtubers. Subscriptions or “subs” on Youtube and on Twitch are very different. On Twitch, it’s a paid subscription to a certain streamer where fans can access exclusive content and can use emoticons during streams. On Youtube, it’s a free subscription to the Youtuber that just alerts you to whether they uploaded something. While these are not as intensive as, you know, creating literal games, I think these are a very intriguing part of gaming culture to really understand as fan labor because without viewers, moderators, and paid subscriptions, streamers wouldn’t be able to create their own content and not be able to dedicate as much of their time to their streaming.

Everyone’s favorite topic when talking about the internet and celebrities: parasociality. I feel like the idea of prosociality in terms of celebrities usually is geared towards a specific type of fan: either a crazed tween girl that is obsessed with a conventionally attractive male celebrity or a nerdy, awkward guy that is attracted to a female celebrity. I feel that in terms of gaming culture it’s really different-the so-called celebrities that people cling to are just normal people. Youtube and Twitch, being the main hubs to watch people, open a space for people to interact with their favs. This causes the dynamic of the OG parasocial idea to change to a more modern one. Fans are allowed more access to their favs persona (to succeed on the platform you have to post maybe weekly, sometimes daily; be on all the social media platforms to connect to fans; have dedicated servers or Reddit threads) or if it’s Twitch, that instant gratification if they read your comment. This opens a new category of celebrity (Kreiss). I am a kpop stan so I instantly saw a lot of connections and parallels between how idols are trained to connect to their fans or bring in more fans to the way gaming celebrities are required to maintain success on the platform. Gaming and Kpop celebrities really hone in on what makes them attractive or charismatic to their viewers to maintain that close relationship, fulfilling social needs that they might not get offline. In “Engagement With the Gurus of Gaming Culture: Parasocial Relationships to Let’s Players” they did a study where they asked what parts of the gaming celebrities attracted them the most. It found the main reasons were “entertainability”, “responsiveness”, and “likability” as the main reasons which make a lot of sense. No one is going to want to watch a boring, unlikeable, and stoic persona. They also found that the more someone watches another is strongly correlated with how emotionally engaged they are. In terms of fandom, I feel that’s why a lot of fans go for very loud and extroverted players that upload regularly which fuels the fire that drives fandom behavior.

[theclo4ked1]

~Happy Holidays!~ Finally, I am catching a break and I'm so happy to start chillin' with some DLC (downloadable content) in my room. I used DLC as a shitty gaming alternative to TLC (tender loving/love and care), but it's true! Before a few days before Christmas, I just could not remember the last time I played a videogame--the last time I even touched a joystick! I was going through a "withdrawal" period. I wasn't experiencing the actual symptoms of proper substance withdrawal, just this constant realization that every work day passing was another day in my life I was not gaming, another day without Sonic or Mario or Smash Bros., all my faves. But this also helped me realize that this is just where I am right now. Times have changed. My body and mind have changed, and I'm not the "Sonic-X-at-7AM-Saturday-Morning" kid I once was. And you bet I'd be playing Sonic games (SA2 mostly, if I recall) after watching the show that same morning until around noon. I'm thankful I was lucky to have that--HELL I'm thankful to be privileged to still have access to have that, I just have a bit less time now. AHEM but that was about a week ago, this is now! I wanna show you something!

You know "Supa Paypa Sistas", right? It was the best stop-motion animation video I've made in years. It was also the...only one of mine that have made it onto the internet... All the other ones I've made are either lost to/in time, or stowed away on my Windows 7 (the best one) laptop's hard drive. You can re/watch the film via the embed YouTube video, or the post link from the start of this paragraph.

Below are the work-in-progress posts I put on Tumblr leading up to the completed film.

https://theclo4ked1.tumblr.com/post/703490039983800320/the-black-box-a-wip-stop-motion-animation-shot

https://theclo4ked1.tumblr.com/post/703689454131478528/supa-paypa-sistas-no-longer-the-black-box

There exists a third draft video that's not on Tumblr and has only ever been used for an outside purpose. Y'know, it's been about a year since I finished that film. I suppose this post is something of an anniversary, and that makes me proud. Without further ado, NOW! for the moment you've been waiting for: what I wanted to show you! Since Tumblr allows only one video per post, I've compiled the forgotten tests and extras I did just before working on "Supa Paypa Sistas", all in a neat Windows Movie Maker package for you :3 They're rough and run slower than the final film because I had initially underestimated the 3DS' ten frames/second animation runtime and did animation on twos instead of ones. Beneath the video I'll detail some things about each cut.

Music: Is That You or Are You You? - Chris Zabriskie

The camera easing test was probably done just as a test. Easing was a concept I've applied already in 2D animation, but in stop-motion, I needed this to create something of higher quality.

True, before the box, there was this bear thing that transformed in a kraken because a super pill went up its butt. I dunno what I was thinking last year, it was late at night.

All three of Veretta's animation tests were just ways of getting the film to start. Two of the cuts were based around the idea of her creation. You can see she was originally put together with just tape before I turned her and Nina into paper dolls using string to increase efficiency. There's one frame at the end of the third test where you can see the circle where Veretta's shoulder connects her arm to her body.

The bouncing box was another easing test to simulate physics with the box's reaction gravity and material. I never thought of what that material is.

Nina's only appearance before the film started was her sliding on the ground.

Veretta's final cut, also the final of the cutting room floor, is her just falling. This was probably a test put after a planned creation since that's what happens with Nina after her creation in the film.

The last thing I want to share are these two photos I captured of the two sisters on December 7, 2022, after I had drawn and cut out all of their limbs. Since the faces were drawn with pencil, I was able to erase and create new expressions when I needed, but Veretta's left facing face was harder to change because I pressed the pencil to hard, so she kinda had a "resting Donkey Kong face".

In an email explaining my animation process, I told my recipient "Nina and Veretta are bristol board paper dolls I made using 8 limbs each: Head, torso, 2 pairs of full length arms, 2 pairs of thighs, and 2 pairs shins/foot parts, ALL painstakingly cut, and bonded by tape, glue and string to create two girls." I think that's all I wanted to say about my little film. I hope to make more things like that in the future, but maybe not with those puppets, they're relics now. I keep them in a drawer of other stuff I've made "by hand" in the last, maybe, eight years? They even have the same expressions I left them with after the film ended. Up for auction: never. Thanks for reading!

[jezabatlovesbats]

We’re reacting to The Incredibles now!

Or, as Monsieur Broque would say, The INCROYABLES!

How well do superhero masks actually hide their identities? Then again, I saw this post about how they definitely would fool people, ‘cause Dolly Parton apparently lost in a Dolly lookalike contest.

I’d be claustrophobic with that suit transformation thing.

Like I said before, Incrediboy 🤝 The Mighty Mooshroom.

Me to my dad, always: “You’re making weird faces again!”

”YOU KNOCKED DOWN A BUILDING?!”

Speaking of that scene, I didn’t know there was a video where it’s two Sonics acting it out. Youngest bro said that he imagines Dash and Violet are Classic Sonic.

None of us have ever had an original thought in our lives.

FINAL SMASH! GO!

BOB WINS!

I wish our house had those little sprinkler things (and a working smoke detector).

Mr. I is about to play Hardcore Mode on Nomanisan.

Syndrome is Dave Seville?!

Doo doo doo doot, doo doo doo doot, doo DOO doo doot, doo DOO doo doot…

Edna. That’s it.

We randomly agreed during the movie that the Backyardigans could have easily won a riff-off.

Brother says that the moai head is the second best character.

He says that Lucius/Frozone is the best.

Mr. I found Syndrome’s search history.

The part where he gets hit by those sticky black bubble things scared me a lot.

By the way, this movie’s kinda long for me. Still good, though.

Dash and Violet were me and my brother when we were younger.

Did all of the kids start out like Jack Jack (as in, having a lot of powers, until they narrowed it down to one or two)?

I wish my mom could turn into a boat.

Dash is looking for diamonds to get better armor for his suit.

Nobody realized yet that they were playing in Syndrome’s server.

Say what you want about this new Sonic game, but I think it looks great.

(a la Unikitty with Pet Pet) A whole family of Supers!

Brother said Sony selling the PS5 is Syndrome explaining his plan.

”WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!!”

Anyone else think that plane looks like a manta ray?

The entire second half, I listened to the soundtrack of some movies I watched with my mom.

[marcholasmoth]

OSRR: 3289

today was a long day. i spent the day with my friend because her birthday is this week and i won't be able to see her for it, so i got to hang out with her today.

i took her out while her husband prepared food and got cake and ice cream. i took her to get her hair cut and have a moisture therapy done on it because her hair is brittle, and what they wound up doing is a protein therapy AND a moisture therapy, and i was AMAZED at the results. her hair is very thin and fragile and very fine. when the stylist was done, it looked like it was significantly thicker, even though it still felt light i watched her hair go from very fine and light to looking like three times the thickness, at least. it was amazing. i had never seen a transformation like that before.

so kids, if your hair is really brittle and breaks really easily, it's because it needs protein and moisture and you need to stress less about it because that's a huge thing, apparently - stress makes your hair break. and apparently so does the omicron strand of covid. one stylist said that they had so many people come in after that strand of the virus with mid-strand breakage. which is fuckin wild.

anyway, the stylist was one of the kindest people i've ever met in a salon. she was compassionate and sweet and she chatted to help keep my friend's mind off of her hair and how she was feeling, because she was nervous and upset about confronting things she has always been self-conscious about. she gave us tips on what to do and what to use and how to use it and i wrote it all down and i was able to relay it later. not only all of that and her skill as a stylist because goddamn that lady can do hair amazingly, she also gave the most heartfelt confidence-boosting pep-talk i've ever heard in my life. this woman is speaking from experience and her wisdom brought tears to my eyes and to my friend's eyes. she has been so worried and afraid and self-conscious about her hair and how it looks for years, and this beautiful, kind stranger was the first person to tell her she was beautiful. when it comes to stuff like that, she doesn't tend to trust people she's close to, because she knows we love her anyway, just the way she is, and we think she's beautiful even though she does not perceive herself that way. but hearing those words from a stranger? it hits different.

when we left, i had gotten all of the products she had recommended, and my friend had another appointment for a protein treatment in a few weeks.

when we left, my friend was smiling. and that was a big deal.

then we went to get our nails done! i realized belatedly that i shouldn't get a pedicure because of the warts on my heel, but i could get my nails painted and get a manicure, so that's what i did. i got my friend the whole shebang. and while my friend was not entirely enamoured with the color of her fingernails, i am enamoured with mine. i am finally digging into my emo teenager phase as a 30-year-old, and my fingernails are black, except for the ring finger nails, which are the same blue-green-dark iridescent as my toenails. because my sandals are black, it's got the same kind of balance on my hands as on my feet. which i love.

we also went to texas roadhouse for lunch, and then we went back and watched youtube videos and a vine compilation, and it took a while but her husband made kebabs for dinner and we munched them and watched the super mario bros movie which i LOVED. very pleased with it. we had cake and ice cream and i attempted to play one of the original super mario games and i gotta tell you, it was BAD.

i left around 10 i think, and i got back and sat with joel a little before throwing in my laundry and making my way to bed. now i'm here and so is joel and i want to pass out immediately.

joel is my favorite. i'm so grateful for him.

[elizabeths-writing-corner]

Hi, can I get some Obey Me headcanons? I'd love headcanons (of the bros & Diavolo's reactions) to an MC who practically turns Cerberus into a show dog? Like they teach them tricks, groom them, put bows on their collar and fur, gives them treats, knits them doggy sweaters, & completely spoils them to the point that Cerberus is more MC's pet than Lucifer's.

I am so happy I got a request! And the idea is so cute too ♥ I hope I delivered ^^ I think that Cerberus is neglected in the game and I would love to see more of him!

Lucifer

It hurts his pride a little that you managed to wrap Cerberus around your finger after he has spent so long teaching him how to behave,

Now Cerberus looks more like a show dog rather than a hellhound with his pretty, velvet bows decorating all of three heads, which didn't suit him as The First Born's demon dog,

You spoiled your new "puppy" so much that now he listens to you most of the time, not Lucifer,

He didn't let you see Cerberus for about a week, he said that because of your treatment, he neglected his duties in protecting the grimoire and became too distracted,

But Cerberus couldn't stand a day without you! He yelped all the time so Lucifer had to lift his ban,

Now you act like dog parents; you're the spoiling one and he's the strict one.

Mammon

His first thought was of course to make money on your perfectly groomed and well-behaved demon dog, just imagine how popular he would be on dog shows!

The thing is; Cerberus won't let Mammon get close to him, he growls at him and the demon just runs away every time,

Even if there's no profit for him, he loves to watch you two from afar as you're playing fetch,

He says it's because he's guarding you in case Cerberus goes feral (which, of course, won't happen) but it's really just because he enjoys your strong bond,

He buys a lot of toys for Cerberus on Akuzon (mostly because of you).

Leviathan

He never had a strong desire to build a special bond with Cerberus but it changed after he saw how you take care of him,

It's something he could never do with Henry,

He was a little anxious at first but after you showed him all the tricks you taught Cerberus, he became more and more engaged,

Now you're taking care of him together, it's one of the few things Levi enjoys besides anime and gaming,

He records a lot of videos of you playing together and showing new tricks,

He has a couple of characters he would like to cosplay, that would require Cerberus to dress up as well, it's the cutest thing ever!

Satan

He's a cat person, as we all know, but he finds it amusing how you're practically Cerberus' owner now,

He enjoys how Lucifer gets jealous each time the dog runs towards you instead of him and how angry he gets when Cerberus won't obey his orders and listens to you,

There was that one time when Cerberus tried to attack Satan, therefore he was a bit skeptical about forming a bond with him but thanks to your mediating skills, they manage to get along,

Satan helps you groom him and tells you fun facts about the hellhound's origin.

Asmodeus

He was so excited about the idea of dressing Cerberus up, all of these ideas for pretty outfits flooded into his head,

He won't help you bathe or groom him, he would rather give directions,

After you're done with the hellhound, he's like a completely new beast; his fluffy, messy fur is now precisely cut and smooth, fangs all clean and he's dressed in a cute, pastel sweater, which was specifically designed by Asmo and knitted by you,

When Lucifer saw the results of your work, he had mixed feelings; on one hand, it was nice of you to take care of his pet but on the other, Cerberus is supposed to be the guardian of the grimoire, not a show dog...

Beelzebub

Besides Lucifer, Beel is the only brother who's able to maintain Cerberus, so he was shocked to see how you, a fragile human, were able to tame him,

Beel is so excited to walk him with you and teach him various tricks,

He's so supportive; he helps you clean, groom and feed Cerberus (he's a massive creature, therefore the portions he eats are giant as well),

He thinks it's so sweet when you call Cerberus cute pet names and he unconsciously started to use them too.

Belphegor

He began thinking about how to take advantage of this situation and turn Cerberus against Lucifer with your help,

Unfortunately, Belphie can't even go down to the tomb without being attacked by the hellhound and that's because he attempted to steal the grimoire numerous times, even when you managed to spoil Cerberus to the brim, his instincts remained,

He can't maintain his laughter when he sees him all dressed up in bows, ribbons and cute, doggy sweaters,

Belphie loves listening to stories about Lucifer getting mad at you for spoiling Cerberus like that.

& Diavolo

He has always been excited to see Cerberus and after you transformed him from a wild, demon dog into a cute, friendly pet, he's even happier to come to the tomb,

He's a huuuge dog dad and spoils him practically as much as you do,

When you two are done with the hellhound, he's exhausted from all the playing and he's full of treats,

Diavolo always says that a person who animals like is a good person overall,

Of course, he will help you make dog clothes for Cerberus! Why do you even ask?

Now Diavolo wants to have his own demon dog and make you take care of him too,

Maybe Solomon would help him summon an Orthrus?

[kkrazy256]

For the ask game. Uhhhhhhh Transformers G1.

ok confession time, i never fully watched G1, only bits and pieces and those 'funny g1 compilation' videos on youtube hJKHAWFJLK but I'll try

favorite character: Optimus Prime, that's my dad!!!

least favorite character: hmhmmm

brOTP: ratchet and wheeljack being science bros

OTP: i think op and starscream being together while megatron blows a fucking gasket seeing them is super funny.

OT3: no clue

NOTP: ummhmmhm

favorite storyline: okay I really don't know enough about storylines I just remember specific moments that are hilarious as fuck. Like the basketball game they had. I don't even remember the context. Just, robots playing basketball. Also, there's one where one of them falls in love with a human I think? Definitely, the one where starscream throws megatron off the ship.

least favorite storyline: 80% of g1 is a fever dream, i can't hate or be mad at it. i don't remember much LMAO

what I wish had happened but didn’t: with g1 being what g1 is, i bet i could come up with something random and someone will be like actually that DID happen

what happened that I wish hadn’t: rip to all the hot rod bashing when the movie came out. if kids back then could start a hashtag not my prime movement they would've kHDWKLAW