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Brie Bella Masterlist
The other sister
Livid
Through your head (pt2 of livid)
Pasta date night
#wwe fanfiction#wwe x reader#wwe#pro wrestling#wrestling#brie bella x reader#brie garcia#brie bella#brianna garcia#brie mode
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Self shipping is so funny like what do you MEAN I'm thinking about all three of these characters at the same time???

#jane journals#self insert talk#💙 oh captain my captain 💙#☘️ lucky love ☘️#🧀 will you brie mine? 🧀#the aardman fixation is still probably the strongest but im slippin' into sw mode and thinkin about aran lately#LIKE THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS THESE CHARACTERS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE NEXT TO EACH OTHER
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yknow what ill post this too. i was planning to do more with it and clean it up but this is how i play cotl/interpret the characters most of the time. whenever i watch the trailers im like That Lamb Does Not Want To Be There Huh
#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#i love it when narinder works at the bar bc i always imagine him just drinking it all himself#I WISH HE DID MORE SPECIAL STUFF LIKE SOZO DOES. NARINDER AND WEBBER SHOULD DO SPECIAL SHIT#sozo doesnt work he just wanders around and occasionally asks me to bring him people to eat. narinder shouldnt be normal#null havoc damage#scrolling back through my tag. should i make this brie. this wasnt about penitence mode but i think this could be brie.#half-god brie against the world#< tag
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Brie Larson in Versace
#brie larson#versace#pink#outfit#fashion#sag awards#red carpet#mode#celebs#dress#robe#gown#actress#2024#captain marvel
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So despite knowing I've had ADHD since I was in high school even though I went undiagnosed for years despite me begging for help tell me why I'm 23 years old and just discovered today in therapy that when people talk about being motivated they do not mean the same thing as when my brain switches into hyperfocus mode.

I've been out here beating myself up for years because I thought that my hyperfocus episodes were the equivalent of what people meant when they say they felt motivated to do a task
#and obviously you cant just flick a switch to enter hyperfocus mode#and even if u do you dont get to chose what on#so yeah big fit of internal screaming over this realization today holy fuck#therapy things#adhd#mental health#my poor therapist was NOT expecting her lil side comment about self motivation to cause this revelation#brie speaks#shut up brie
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I can’t think of any questions but I love Brie sm, I would ask for her hand in marriage if I could. I am,, saving up for a ring,,,, (jokiessss but I {do} love her)

“Oh hush Maurice, they’re a fan!��
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I desperately need someone to write the dumbest smut-but-not-really crackfic of Rook x Emmrich x Lucanis trying to have a threesome and it’s a complete disaster:
-Rook has Emmrich wrapped around her finger. They’re in a disturbingly functional, happy relationship (what, communication? In this economy??)
-Rook convinces Emmrich that a threesome is a fantastic idea, not through seduction but via a magical PowerPoint presentation. She’s got charts. She’s done research. It’s basically an academic conference
-Her whole pitch? She knows what Lucanis likes. The dude’s got a type, and surprise: Emmrich fits the bill (as does she, if we’re being real). She probably has a venn diagram of their collective appeal. It’s disturbingly thorough
-They end up in Lucanis’ pantry-bedroom because someone (Rook) put him in charge of the location. There’s literally a wheel of cheddar next to his cot. There’s no bed
-Emmrich, the only adult in the room, takes one look and is like, “My darlings, we are not having sex next to gouda”
-Rook pulls out a bottle of wine like, “Oh it’s fine, I brought this! Let’s make it fancy.” Except, Rook and Lucanis get trashed within ten minutes. Like, not cute-drunk. We’re talking Lucanis-weeping-into-a-wheel-of-brie drunk
-Lucanis starts spiraling, pontificating about how he’s undeserving of love, of comfort, of anything that doesn’t involve stabbing people. It’s painfully awkward. A lot of “mierdas” are said
-Rook is obliterated and starts making the most cursed jokes at Emmrich. Something about necromancy as foreplay. “I can choke on your bone… literally.” Then she just starts climbing him like a tree, full-on koala mode, giggling like this is the funniest shit she’s ever said
-She calls him daddy. Emmrich is reminded of the age gap. Emmrich is not impressed
-Poor, sweet Emmrich, the bastion of patience, just sighs deeply, peels Rook off him, and tucks the two chaos goblins into bed
-Lucanis is passed out hugging a wedge of parmesan, Rook is snoring with a bottle still in hand, and Emmrich spends the rest of the night with a book, probably reevaluating all of his life choices.
#rook x emmrich#rook x lucanis#rook x lucanis x emmrich#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#datv#da4#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age emmrich#emmrich x rook#emmrich the necromancer
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Okay, random question, but in honor of Spotify Wrapped, what will the boys' top artist and song would be???
You know what, I typically dislike the "the boys'" questions but I'm procrastinating and literally have Spotify open so let's do this shit.
Seth: Coal by Dylan Gossett (also biggg BS4 banger)
Faust: Black Sheep by Metric (Brie Larson version)
Finn: Birthday Suit by Cosmo Sheldrake
Charlie: Calling After Me by Wallows
Auron: My Boy Builds Coffins by Florence + The Machine
Dark Mode Alphonse: Don't Let Them Throw Me Away by Korn
Alphonse: Cigarettes & Feelings by The Haunt
Lucien: The Only Thing They Fear Is You by Mick Gordon
Jack: Big Jet Plane by Angus & Julia Stone
Derek: I Drink Alone by George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Jessie: Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morissette
Mark: Float On by Modest Mouse
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— Desired Reality - Uno.
A Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Series
Summary : Six people who claimed to be from another universe arrived at the Avengers Tower out of nowhere. The fact that the group of people—NOVA—are essentially Avengers clones only serves to further complicate matters. The only unmistakable distinction between them is that they are of opposing sexes. How will things play out for the two groups of superhumans?
Word count : 1.5k
Warnings : Nothing that I know of.
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"Is this it?" A red headed male asked, looking around the unfamiliar yet familiar building in front of them. Nathaniel.
"If the smarties' calculations are correct, then supposedly, we are where we need to be." The youngest member of the team replied with a small sigh. Stephanie.
"Of course it's right, it's us. When are we ever wrong?" The richest member of the team snarked back, making sure to add a sassy eye roll. Antoinette.
"When you said everyone in our team is straight." The archer responded in a tone so flat that you could mistake it for a serious statement. Clarissa.
A chuckle erupted from the quietest member of the team. "She got you good this time." Brielle.
"Bite back, Ms. Snarky." The group's ray of sunshine egged on, wanting to see drama unfolding in front of her very eyes again. Theodora.
"You guys will seriously argue any chance you get, huh?" A white haired female said with annoyance. Everyone immediately stopped talking as if it was their mom scolding them. Y/n.
"Six people are exiting the building. Two on your right, Steph. Two on your left, Brie. And two directly in front of us." Everyone immediately went into full alert mode, ready to fight if necessary.
Just like you said, six people came out of the building. Surprise was immediately shown on the Avengers faces when they saw the six people standing outside the building.
Steve Rogers, Captain America, was the first to speak up. "Who are you?"
"Luke, I am your father." Antoinette said seriously, making direct eye contact with the super soldier.
"Luke? My name isn't Luke." Steve furrowed his brows in confusion as the group of strangers infront of them tries to stifle a chuckle.
"Idiot, it's 'No, I am your father.'" The archer of the younger team would never pass on an opportunity to piss the young billionaire off.
"No? He says 'Luke', you dumb bitch, not 'No'." Y/n let out a loud sigh once those words left Antoinette's mouth, knowing this will lead to a long fight again.
Thankfully, she wasn't the only one who didn't want to go through the banter between the two girls.
"We're you, from a different reality." Steph answered seriously and truthfully, stepping forward to hide the two girls arguing and ignoring the confused looks on the heroes faces.
Silence immediately enveloped them, the avengers trying to study the unfamiliar faces infront of them. You decided to break the silence, knowing that you all didn't have time for staring contests.
"I believe it's best if we speak about this matter inside." You said with a friendly smile, revealing your dimples on both cheeks. Your london accent also surprised everyone, but no one chose to comment on it.
"And how can we trust that you won't try to kill us?" Steve asked, stepping forward to try and intimidate the group.
"Cuff us then." A chorus of disbelieving 'what?!'s could be heard from the younger group. A raise of your right hand, however, was able to silence them.
That didn't stop the quiet cursing and swearing from your group however.
"So you're saying that, you're us, from a different universe?" Tony asked with furrowed brows. They were in the avengers meeting room, the younger heroes all had cuffs on their hands, much to their displeasure.
"Yeah. I'm you," Annie said as she pointed at Tony. "from another reality, wherein you're a gal."
"Wait, wait, wait. So what are your names then?" Clint asked reluctantly, crossing his arms as he stared at the cuffed heroes.
The Vigilantes all looked at you first, seemingly asking for approval from their 'leader' before revealing important information. When you nodded, Clint's counterpart broke the silence.
"I'm Clarissa Francesca Barton, they call me Claire. I'm you, Hawkeye."
"Stephanie Grace Rogers, Steph." Steve raised his brows in surprise at his supposed female counterpart.
"Roxanne Brielle Banner. Guess you can call me Brie." Bruce nodded at his counterpart who just raised a brow at him in response.
"I'm Theodora Odinson, you can call me Thea. Hi, Thor." Thor waved at the girl who smiled at him in return.
Everyone then looked at Annie, who raised a brow at them once she noticed their gaze. "What? I wanna go last."
She sighed before rolling her eyes. "The name's Antoinette Edelle Stark. It's Annie for short, not Toni, not Nette, not anything else."
Tony smiled in triumph when he confirmed that he looks good in every universe, despite being the opposite gender.
"I'm Nate." The only boy in the team said flatly, earning a huff of annoyance from you.
"He's Nathaniel Alister Romanoff." You finished for him, ignoring the look of betrayal on his face.
"I'm Y/n Dawn Maximoff, according to our research, I'm Pietro Django Maximoff. I also have a twin," Your eyes shifted to Wanda, a look of understanding flashed in both their eyes. "His name was Walker Marco Maximoff."
"Wait— I appreciate knowing your names, but that doesn't prove anything, much more being from another universe." Steve asked, still cautious against them.
You sighed in annoyance, you didn't appreciate being asked multiple questions, especially again and again.
You stared at the keys of the handcuffs on the table away from you. You frowned and shifted your gaze to the cuffs on your hand, and suddenly it disappeared.
The avengers looked at you in shock, immediately going into a fighting position when you stood up. You raised your hands in the air to show you weren't doing anything fishy.
"Care to help us here, Y/N/N?" Annie said sarcastically, raising her hands that are still in cuffs.
You walk over to them and touched each of their cuffs that magically disappear each time. You walked over to Cap who backed away slightly. You scoffed and held out your hand that somehow now had all the cuffs.
"Take it, then I'll explain." You threw the cuffs at him, which he caught easily.
Nathaniel walked over to you and frowned, seeing that your wrist had red marks around them from the cuffs being too tight for you.
"Who placed cuffs on you? They need training or something." He said, adding a soft 'tsk' as he examined your wrists. Steve brows raised in surprise, obviously taking offense from that.
"I'm fine, Nate." You pulled your hands away from him and gave him a subtle glare for touching you.
"Anyways, as I was saying-"
"Are you two dating?" Your words were cut off by Natasha's sudden question. You raised your brows in shock, before smirking in amusement.
"Interested in my dating life, are we, Ms. Romanoff?" You asked, smirking teasingly. You saw a few of your members letting out a huff of annoyance hearing you flirting again. You chose to ignore them.
"No. We just don't appreciate having a couple in the team." She answered flatly. You tried reading her even if you knew very well you couldn't.
"But according to our research, you and Mr. Banner over there, had a small thing going on." You countered, raising a questioning brow at her. You didn't know why you even mentioned that, you and Nate really aren't a couple anyways. Maybe YOU are curious about her dating life.
Bruce cleared his throat awkwardly. You didn't let the obvious awkward tension in the room deter you, instead, you sat on the arm rests of Nathan's chair, crossing your arms as you look at the team boredly.
"Being romantically attached to someone doesn't affect my team's performance in the field, don't worry." You saw Steph and Nate giving you a thankful smile, which you gladly returned as a teasing one once you saw them holding hands underneath the table.
Silence overtook the meeting room. The avengers were trying to read you and your team, while your team were just relishing in the fact that you guys know I'm something that the older heroes don't.
"As much as I like the confusion on your faces, we'll have to tell you why we're here." You paused, looking at Steph, a silent cue for her to explain.
"Our universe is fucked. Someone fucked with us a week ago, they wanted to destroy our reality. Luckily, we were able to somehow freeze the entire timeline there. We need to go back in time to fix this mess, to be able to prepare, to avoid our universe from disappearing."
"So you want to create a time machine in this universe to travel back in time to your universe?" Steve asked, his brows furrowing even more than before.
"Yeah."
"Why us?" Natasha asked, raising a brow— specifically at Y/n.
"Why not?" You answered with a shrug. "We have 2 years to do it."
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#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x fem!reader#natasha x reader#gay gay gay#natasha romanoff x you#natasha romanov#natasha x you#natasha romanoff x female#avengers x reader#avengers x y/n#ely !! ★#by ely !! ★#desired reality by ely
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investigation y/n d.a x reader
plot: on total divas y/ns mic picks up that she saw a superstar in the middle of the night and the cast tries to figure out which superstar it was
warnings: implied smut, shitty writing, bad ending
You turned towards the camera, a drunken smile on her lips after going out Brie-mode with the other divas
“Well what a night” you giggled as Paige ran up to you “you going to go out more with us?” She asked and you crossed your head “I’m gonna go back” you said, trying to hold back a smirk as you pulled your phone out of your back pocket, checking if Dean had replied.
Paige: lately y/ns been leaving night outs earlier than usual. I’m hoping she hasn’t turned good on us.
“I guess I mean you do have the divas champ match tomorrow” she sighed dramatically before Brie ran over
“Don’t tell me you’re going!” She slurred “Nikki’s going to be so mad at you” you slightly slurred back
“The boys are having fun why can’t I?” She frowned and you nodded your head “I gotta go back though” you pouted your lips.
“You better be going back for dick or I swear to god”
“BRIE!” Paige laughed and you looked down at the floor laughing with her and avoiding eye contact.
“My taxi’s here bye bye” you blew the two kisses before they stumbled into the third bar of the night.
You hopped into the taxi.
Y/n: I had to get out of there or else I would go even more Brie mode then Brie and I don’t think that’s possible.
The camera followed you as you waved goodbye and went back to your room, unbeknownst to you, you left your microphone on.
‘Picked up on Y/ns mic’ the TV read.
“Hey there” you giggled but was cut off by the sound of someone picking you up and spinning you round
“You didn’t tell the boys?” You asked and the mic couldn’t pick up the other persons voice
“I told Paige and Brie I was just going back to bed”
Then there were kissing noises heard and giggles before the mic was muffled out.
“Shit. They would’ve turned it off don’t worry”
The next morning the screen showed you walking out of your room with gym clothes on.
“Gotta find Nattie” you grumbled and walked to the gyms gym before walking into Nikki and John
“What’s up guys?” You asked and they turned to you with smiles
“Nothing much, Brie promised she wouldn’t go to hard last night but she’s basically still blacked out in her room”
You laughed “yeah, I left earlier last night so I have no idea what ideas her and paige where making”
John chuckled as Nikki stared at you.
“What?”
“You have a glow”
You furrowed your brows “thankyou?”
“Did you get with any guys at the clubs?” She asked and John snorted at her bluntness “no I didn’t actually”
“Have you been drinking more water, or using any new products?” She asked
You nodded “I mean I’ve been trying a new cleanser”
“You have a just had sex after a long time look”
“It hasn’t been that long-“
“So you had sex!”
“No Nikki!”
You looked around after accidentally yelling before looking at the gym “I gotta go, maybe I’m glowing cause I’m gonna take that championship tonight” you winked and walked off.
Unbeknownst to you a producer walked over to Nikki and showed her the picked up noises from last night.
Nikki: holy shit! Not only did she hook up with someone but she did it with someone in the roster!
Nikki turned towards John “I gotta do some investigating”.
Paige was the first one she went to “Paige!” She yelled and the English girl turned around “I had nothing to do with-“ “its about y/n”
“Oh”
“She got with someone on the roster last night”
“Who?!”
“I don’t know I thought you’d know”
Paige: Y/n Wow! I can’t believe she didn’t tell me or Brie , that must have been why she was on her phone almost all of last night
Nikki looked at Paige “we need her phone” and Paige turned her head in confusion “and how are we going to do that?”
“we need more people”
By an hour later, Nikki had a team of almost all the divas and some of the superstars that included Colby who got super invested and became one of the leaders in the investigation.
Brie: if wrestling didn’t work out I’m sure he would have ended up as a spy or something
Colby: Y/ns one of my friends and I want to make sure that she’s dealing with one of the good guys on the roster
Nattie turned towards the girls “who do you think it is?”
“If she had a crush on someone she hasn’t made it clear or told anybody” Brie said and they all nodded
“Hey guys” you smiled walking out of the gym, plucking your head phones out of your ears
“Did I miss a meeting or something?” You asked as you looked over at everybody
“Did you hook up with anybody last night?” Paige straight up asked as Brie slapped her stomach
You were then back “uh no”
you were fucked.
“Oh”
“Oh” you repeated back and pointed behind “I gotta have a shower but I’ll see you guys at the arena yeah?” You asked and walked quickly back to your room where Dean had been waiting for you.
You entered the room, quickly shutting the door behind you. And shooting a panicked stare to Dean
“I didn’t leave a hockey did I?” He asked and you immediately laughed “no but Nikki told me I had a ‘glow’ and now the whole divas roster thinks I had sex last night”
“But you did”
“Dean!”
He laughed “sorry”
Y/n: I don’t want the girls knowing about us just yet because I don’t want it to be too god to be true. I’ve had many bad experiences in the past.
Dean stood up to you and reached out his arms
“I smell” you reminded him
He scoffed “does it look like I care cmon”
You smiled before embracing him “you know I don’t mind if they know I’m in this for the long run” he whispered in your ear and you pulled him in closer.
“I’ll let them run around like headless ducks for a little bit”.
You stepped back “I really got to have a shower though”
Dean lifted up a towed “what a coincidence I do to!”
You laughed and playfully rolled your eyes “cmon then” you cocked your head to the bathroom and walked in, hearing his small ‘yes!’ Before he ran behind you.
Brie was on her phone in catering with Daniel “I need a list of all the single men in the roster who dont have history with any divas and are older than her” Brie told Daniel who sat in front of her.
“Why do you care so much who Y/n got with?” He laughed and Brie sent him a small glare “okay fine”
He started listing before stopping “wait a minute what time did she go home early last night?”
“Around 11:30 why?”
“I think I know who it is” he summarised, thinking about what time some of the boys left to go back during their night out.
“Who?”
“I might have to ask him first though” Daniel said before quickly getting up and running to the superstars locker room as Brie looked around
“What the-?”
Daniel made his way to Colby “are you a double agent?” Daniel asked him as he put his shield vest on
“What?”
“Like working two sides at once” Daniel hinted to him as he furrowed his brows even more “I dont know-“
“You left at the same time y/n left the girls last night” he said and Seth still crossed his head
“Not ringing a bell”
Daniel rolled his eyes
“Did you sleep with y/n last night?!”
Heads whipped around to the pair as Daniel spoke up
“What! No! She’s like a sister uh! No!” He pestered, shaking his head in disgusted
“You’re the only one that left early last night” Daniel shrugged and Seth stared at him
“No I wasn’t” he shook his head before his eyes widened “oh my god” he muttered before running off, Daniel running behind him but stopping once he reached Brie
“Well now you know how I feel”
Seth: I cannot believe he would hide this from me
“Roman come with me” Seth said, walking past catering and grabbing his jacket “Nikki!” He yelled as well and the girl followed the two shield members
Nikki: did Seth figure it out, I was kinda hoping I would be the one who figured it out but that’s okay
Seth didn’t stop until he saw who he was looking for
“Dean get your ass here”
Nikki: Dean Ambrose! Y/n has a crush on Dean… actually that, that makes total sense now why she would actually watch the shield matches
He turned around “yo-“
“What did you do when you got back to the hotel with me?” Seth asked and Deans eyes shot up “uhm”
“He was with me” you said from behind the group
Y/n: this is so not how I wanted the roster to find out
Seth’s eyes were wide, he wasn’t sure if he was actually right
“I was actually only 70% sure I was correct”
“Luckily you were” you laughed awkwardly before looking between the three guys
“I told Dean not to tell anyone I just wanted it to be solid before anyone made a big deal about it”
“So you guys are boyfriend and girlfriend?” Nikki asked, smiling from ear to ear
“Not yet” Dean stepped up “just need to find a good and better time to ask that’s not behind the scenes of a show”
You blushed and smiled, looking back at him
Nikki: I have never seen her smitten before, that is actually the only way I could have described her in this situation
You turned towards Nikki, “you’re not mad are you?” You ask and she shook her head “no but girl we didn’t even know you had a crush on this guy!”
You waved her off “you know how I am about trust, didn’t want to embarrass myself you whispered, just in case any of the boys heard
Nikki: I’m so happy for her and Dean. They actually fit together so much when I think about it
Dean: I hope I’m not dragged to triple dates with the twins, he frowned
“How did my glow make you know I was seeing someone?” You asked her and she laughed
“Actually you left your mic on when you two saw eachother” she pointed at you and Dean.
“I’m never wearing the mic again”
“Can I get a copy of that?” Dean joked but was met with a slap to the chest from Roman.
Y/n: so they’re you have it world, the wait is over you little freaks you know who I hooked up with!
(A.N) nah but actually think this plot would have SLAPPED on a total divas episode.
#dean ambrose imagine#dean ambrose#shield wwe#wwe imagine#wweedit#wwe fanfiction#wwe smackdown#wwe raw#Seth Rollins#Roman reigns
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Munchkin going hammock mode (featuring brie)
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against all odds the only consistent character in both timelines is that damn fox
#null havoc damage#cult of the lamb#planes of projection au#half-god brie against the world#indroducing my newest galaxy brain take: brie and that fox might have something going on.#narilmb is NOT real in penitence mode timeline. brie killed his ass and earned the favor of the god of darkness and bloodshed#truly i love brie. like camembert is more important to me but brie is living their best villain protagonist life. and i love that for them.#camembert looking at the fox: i can.... fix him.......?????#fox looking at brie: i dont even know if i can make them worse but im obsessed with whatever they have going on already
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BRIE MODE IS SO ON FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
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*SALE* holiday leftovers: build your own plate
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hello, my friends/followers! i am so excited yet sad to announce this sale. firstly, i am excited because i never thought i would ever hold a sale AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE A SALE!!! secondly, i am sad because this is the LAST CHANCE for you to purchase all of the below reading options (unless i see fit after this sale to re-instate any of them as options). i am grateful for everyone who has previously purchased a reading from me and thus helped me to see a trend in the readings everyone enjoys!
a few things:
- please note that with the sale i am likely to have an increased demand.
- the sale will last from today (november 22nd, 2023) until november 29th, 2023. BUT if the demand gets too high i am at my leisure to close/end the sale early.
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apple cider: a tarot reading. you ask a series of 3 yes or no questions (they must all be different questions). you may chose if you want to hear the why or why not.
cranberry juice: a tarot reading used to identify the energy that surrounds you and how can you best protect your energy.
espresso: an archetypal reading. i use the fantod pack, a creepy little deck, to tell you what disturbing image you are. from the waltzing mouse to the burning head to the body bag, this deck keeps you guessing and i can tell you how you can beat the elements of this strange archetype.
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cranberry-glazed turkey meatballs: using the green glyph's rune deck, i give general advice on any given subject matter.
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popover: a matrix of destiny / wyrd web reading. a generational number combo assessment based on the wyrd web.
pumpkin hummus: a tarot reading. what is your strength and what is your weakness - great for job applications as well (i don't care if you want to copy and paste it for use in your applications).
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sweet potato casserole: a tarot reading. stuck between two options? this reading will help you weigh pros and cons as well as tells you the potential outcome of acting towards either option.
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Brie bella x female reader
Reader and Brie are openly dating and one of bries rivals (like Stephanie or someone) keeps flirting with reader and Brie gets super jealous
Livid || Brie Bella x Reader
Summary: When Brie finds out that Summer Rae has been coming onto you and making you uncomfortable she goes livid.
A/N: This became another kind of Brie-mode.
The backstage area was bustling with activity, as it always was before a big wrestling event. You were chatting with a few colleagues when Summer Rae strolled by, offering you a flirtatious smile that made your skin crawl. It wasn't the first time she had attempted to hit on you, and her persistence was becoming increasingly annoying.
As you tried to maintain your composure, Brie, your girlfriend, suddenly appeared at your side. She had an uncanny sense for when you needed her, and she could immediately tell that something was amiss.
Brie had never been a fan of Summer Rae, neither on screen nor in real life. Their feud backstage was the stuff of legend, and the tension between them was palpable.
Summer's gaze remained fixed on you, and she extended a hand as if to touch your arm. That was the last straw for Brie. She couldn't tolerate another moment of Summer's advances toward you.
With a fierce, fiery expression, Brie didn't hesitate. Her hand moved like a lightning bolt, connecting with Summer's cheek in a resounding slap that reverberated through the corridor. The force of the blow left Summer shocked, her flirtatious smile replaced by an open-mouthed gasp.
The entire hallway fell silent as everyone nearby witnessed the confrontation. Brie's chest heaved with anger, but her eyes were fixed on Summer, unyielding.
"You need to stay away from my girlfriend," Brie seethed, her voice dangerously low.
Summer, still nursing her stinging cheek, stumbled backward, her usual bravado reduced to nothing. She nodded quickly, her eyes wide with fear. It was clear that she had no intention of provoking Brie further.
Your heart swelled with love for Brie, not just because of her protective nature, but because she was always there to stand up for you, no matter the situation.
As the crowd dispersed, the other Superstars whispering and casting glances, you took Brie's hand in yours, gently rubbing your thumb over the back of her hand. Her anger hadn't subsided, but she squeezed your hand in reassurance.
With your relationship stronger than ever, you both knew that nothing and no one could come between you. You shared a loving smile, grateful for the fierce devotion you had for each other.
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okay !!!! for the ✩ meme, gonna do it this way: your choice from the ‘family’ category for don and alex & cora and zane; your choice of ‘miscellaneous’ for paul and julia 🧘♀️
Oooh interesting! 🤔
Don & Alex:
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
Don. Daddy Don, always. And not just baby Cora, but his step-daughter Brie as well. Alex wouldn't win any motherhood awards either way, but with Don always going full dad-mode, she looks even worse 😂
Cora & Zane:
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Definitely Cora when she gets frustrated and loses her patience. Zane is more likely to teach them horrific puns (which will just make Cora swear even more 🫣)
Paul & Julia:
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
Tragically, Paul. Who absolutely cannot sing to save his life, but that never stopped him. He's aware that he's terrible though, so he mostly sings when he's alone - or if he gets drunk enough.
Thank you so much for the ask! 💕
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