#bridget tice

[despairoftheendless]

They should hate-scissor

[sporksaber]

I cant genuinly read smut because everytime I read the word ball I hear bridget tice from mpgis.

[fates-theysband]

realized that if my s/i was canon in a version of bitb that got a tlovm-style fully animated cartoon where all the npcs had their own vas (almost got lost in the euphoria of this concept and forgot to make the rest of this post) they'd sound like bridget tice from the most popular girls in school and idk how to feel about that

[ccnegus]

🚨 Education Crisis Unfolds! Richard Tice vs. Bridget Phillipson: Explosi...

[dollsofcoral]

Look at my MPGIS + SANRIO collab. Look at my pretty babies!

[magicstar16]

Encouragement PSA to myself and my mutuals.

This is Bridget Tice. She’s twenty-seven and is still living with her parents in Overland Park. She has an art history degree from a night school. Her cat just died. She’s lost 25 percent control of her sphincter muscles. She gets a clicking sound in her jaw when she eats. She drives a '91 Dodge Neon. She has ovarian cysts. Sometimes she pees the bed still. She has alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck her is her 48-year-old manager at Pizza Street. P.S., he only has one ball. She huffs paint with homeless guys behind the Ambica Foods on Metcalf just to feel alive. Overall she has nothing to lose.

And yet she still keeps going. Let Bridget Tice be a reminder that you can still keep going in life, even when everything is complete shit. And even then it could always be worse. Bridget Tice is unironically a great example of persevering through your life when all hope seems lost.

[matiiiih]

Final part of mpgis characters!

[mangabean]

[themostpopulargreasersintulsa]

[choco-style]

her

[mpgisincorrectquotes]

Rachel: Bridget told me I looked tired, and when I said I hadn't looked in a mirror yet today she said she 'wouldn't recommend it.'

[britneyshakespeare]

Well, I'm twenty-seven and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an art history degree from night school. My cat just died. I've lost 25 percent control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. I drive a '91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48-year-old manager at Pizza Street. P.S., he only has one ball. So I guess... better than you.

[dollsofcoral]

DEANDRA - OPERATION THANKS GIVE ME.

[isthisplacestillsafe]

[incorrect-mpgis-quotes-inactive]

Trisha: It's weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’?

Matthew: Well moose are still prey animals so...

Trisha: That's fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons.

Bridget: Would you rather they be predators?

Trisha: SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M SO SORRY!!

[kiegotakami]

Hey, hey Bridget, um, how’s it going?