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In The Incredibles, Bob’s boss carefully adjusts the orientation of a document on his desk while he scolds Bob. The document is only partially visible, but a careful observer can read the following text:

Memo: Policy Notification To: Employee From: Gilbert Hugh Due to financial cut-backs, you will now be expected to self-expense all office supplies, including but not limited to: pencils, erasers, pens, paper, stationary, folders, staples, paper clips and photocopies. All parking will now be metered by the hour. electricity consumption and all telephone charges will be deducted from your paycheck. The Board of Directors wishes to thank you for your selfless sacrifice through this time of financial uncertainty. It is because of you, the employee, that Insuricare has recorded the highest profit in years. Remember, a successful company makes for successful-

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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WHITE CHRISTMAS dir. Michael Curtiz, 1954

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Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

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me age 7 watching shrek and hearing the words "i've seen your flag on the marble arch love is not a victory march it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah" for the first time

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Full names and details of every man who was convicted of raping Gisèle Pelicot. The list includes 50 men who could be identified, besides Gisèle's husband, ranging in age from 27 to 74. Among them are a firefighter, a journalist, a nurse, a construction worker, and a prison guard. Most have families of their own, and only about half had previous convictions.

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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George Michael Last Christmas by Wham!, dir. by Andy Morahan (1984)

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The only thing that has ever improved my mental health in any measurable capacity is making more friends. That's literally it

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what’s happening with santa

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what’s happening with santa

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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shiittttt old ebeneezer could get it too

will you relax

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Another study

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Everyone say happy birthday to dank my friend dank @lesbomination

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"interesting that OP blocked me instead of respond to my point 🤔" curious that the Dave & Busters has requested i leave after shitting my pants on the DDR. could they be feeling a bit owned perchance?