#bridget nelson

[outofcontextrifftrax]

"You know, a confession in quip form is still a confession."

Lucky Day, Bridget Nelson

[nerds-yearbook]

On June 15, 2017, Rifftrax held their Summer Shorts Beach Party. It was the 24th Rifftrax Live Event. The event featured Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Bridget Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Coniff, and Paul F Tompkins. The shorts riffed were Ricky Raccoon Shows the Way (Mike, Kevin, Bill), Office Etiquette (Trace, Frank), Rythmic Ball Skills (Mike, Kevin, Bill), The Griper (Bridget, Mary Jo), Sentinels of Safety (Mike, Kevin, Bill), A Touch of Magic (Mike, Kevin, Bill, Paul), and The Baggs (Everyone). ("Rifftrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party", Riffrax, Event)

[general-sleepy]

[Video Description: A scene from Sherlock Holmes and The Woman in Green with riffing by Mary Jo Pehl and Bridget Nelson.

Moriarty (Henry Daniell) enters Holmes' rooms, while Holmes (Basil Rathbone) plays the violin.

Mary Jo: I'm here on behalf of the whole building to smash your violin.

Holmes looks over his shoulder, stops playing, then stands.

Bridget: *laughing nervously* Sorry, I'm a little nervous. I've never done this Tinder thing before.

Holmes: Oh, Professor Moriarty. Not that I wish to appear inquisitive, but to what am I indebted for the pleasure of this visit? Scotland Yard will be interested.

They walk together.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* They didn't appreciate the flaming bag of dog poo you left them.

Moriarty: …think that I am dead in Montevideo. I never dreamed of fooling you.

Holmes: Thank you.

Moriarty: The thought occurs to me, Mr. Holmes…

Bridget: *speaking over Moriarty* That perhaps I've pulled my pants up too high.

(His pants are pulled up extremely high).

Moriarty: You are very comfortably fixed here, aren't you? *inhales* As I…

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* I feel like he's working up to selling him Whole Life or something.

Holmes: Oh, I beg your pardon. Won't you sit down?

Moriarty: *in a weirdly robotic tone* Thank you.

Bridget: *mimicking his voice* I, a normal, casual human, would many enjoy to sitting now.

They sit in armchairs facing each other.

Mary Jo: Uh, like this? Am I doing it right?

Holmes: Mr. Moriarty, what can I do for you?

Moriarty: Everything that I have to say to you has already crossed your mind.

Holmes: And my answer has no doubt crossed yours.

Moriarty: That's final?

Holmes: What do you think?

Bridget: Well, I think we're broken up!

Holmes: I shall not rest until you are hanged for the finger murders.

(Mary Jo gasps)

Moriarty: You've no proof, you know.

He uses his walking stick to part the curtains and look out a window. Holmes watches him.

Holmes: No, not a shred.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* But I've been saying my daily affirmations and believe in myself more than ever!

Moriarty: You could. If you did, you'd never see Dr. Watson again.

Bridget: *delighted* Really?! That'd be awesome!

Mary Jo: Yeah, no downside.

Holmes: I rather assumed you had taken some such precaution. *stands up*Or, I should have snatched up a revolver and indulged in a fit of heroics when you came in.

Moriarty: Very smart, aren't you?

He stands up.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Holmes* Sick of being judged by my big brain and not my beautiful butt.

Holmes: ...I should have anticipated you. But! If any harm comes to Dr. Watson, I shall seek you out.

Bridget: He's like a blind, helpless kitten, you know that.

Moriarty: No harm will come to Dr. Watson this time. But I can't answer for the future. Mr. Holmes, I should strongly advise you to drop this case.

Holmes: Don't be silly.

Moriarty: Think it over.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* There's a Massage Envy gift certificate in it for you.

Moriarty: You hope to place me on the gallows. I tell you I shall never stand upon the gallows. But! If you are instrumental in any way in bringing about my destruction…

Bridget: *speaking over Moriarty* Oh, you're gonna get such a pinch!

Moriarty: …Your satisfaction.

They walk towards the door.

Holmes: Then we shall walk together through the gates of eternity, hand-in-hand.

Mary Jo: *breathless* Oh!

Moriarty: What a charming picture that would make.

Holmes: Yes, wouldn't it? You know, I really think it might be worth it.

Moriarty leaves.

Mary Jo: Ooh, now that is weapons-grade flirting, right there!

(Bridget laughs)

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[sweaterkittensahoy]

Never over blender Crow

♫ Robots are machines like anything else ♫ ♫ They're meant to be used and put on the shelf ♫

[texanmarcusdavenport]

I have soooo many EF AU thoughts but the most prominent ones on my mind right now are:

- Alan and Horace were in Mighty Med when it collapsed. Horace used his powers to buy Alan enough time to escape, dying in the process.

- Alan continues his uncle's legacy and becomes the great Healer of Heroes, Asclepius (the Greek god of healing; his staff was very similar to the Caduceus).

- He later gains the Caduceus power, which can only be held by one member of the Diaz family at a time and must be earned (so basically, Alan had to prove he was worthy of it, like Thor's hammer).

- Bridget & Nelson teamed up to find the people who destroyed Mighty Med. They have a lot of serious talks about parenting styles (I think it'd be funny if they dated, because it means Alan would get the same stepmom twice).

[robynsassenmyview]

Wrinkles, come with mirth!

"Wrinkles, come with mirth!", a review of 'Sell by Date', performed by Pieter-Dirk Uys at Montecasino until 10 September.

AT 77, Pieter-Dirk Uys is considering his own sell-by date, with a box full of costumes and knees in need of TLC. Photograph by Bridget van Oerle, The Buz Factor. HOW DO YOU look back on close to six decades of incredulity at the caveats and bouquets of humour so off the wall that only politicians could have written them? Pieter-Dirk Uys’s latest theatre production, Sell-By Date, which performs…

[writeroutoftime]

belated valentine’s day blurbs

please love me - steve harrington/ “after all…I’m just a girl, standing in front of boy, asking him to love her.” - Notting Hill

what I hate about you - tommy shelby/ “but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.” - 10 Things I Hate About You

the greatest thing you'll ever learn - jamie tartt/ “the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.” -Moulin Rouge

crazy things - sir leon/ “people do crazy things - when they’re in love.” - Hercules

don't write me off just yet - john shelby/  “and no, I know, based on my track record, I might not seem like the safest bet. All I’m asking you is don’t write me off just yet.” - Musics & Lyrics

untitled blurb - benedict bridgerton/ “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” - When Harry Met Sally

choose me - eddie munson/ "choose me. marry me. let me make you happy.” - My Best Friend’s Wedding

just as you are - foggy nelson/ “I like you very much. Just as you are.” – Bridget Jones’s Diary

don't wanna lose you - jamie tartt/ “with everything to win, the only thing I lose is you.” - Anastasia the Musical

lasso the moon - foggy nelson/ “what do you want? you want the moon? ust say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.” - It’s a Wonderful Life

and yet... - jack thompson/ “you like because and you love despite. you like someone because of all of their qualities, and you love someone despite some of their qualities.” - Set it Up 

[hannahhook7744]

The Badun Detective Agency Proteges (Part 2);

Sebastien Marulanda as Zaahir Bint Aladdin Bin Cassim Al Hamed of Agrabah, son of Jasmine and Aladdin.

Leonardo Nam as Maddox Hatter, son of the Mad Hatter.

Malia Baker as Chloe Charming, daughter of Cinderella and Prince Christopher Charming.

Kylie Cantrall as Roisin 'Red' Hearts, daughter of the Queen of Hearts.

Steven-Adam Agdeppa as Paro Imp-Athanasiou, son of Pain and Hedone.

Tyler Nelson as Panos Imp-Coachmen, son of Fern Coachmen and Panic.

HXRO (?) as Khalil Hunterson, son of Buldeo.

Dre Ronayne as Avalon Mim-Knightley, daughter of sir Rothbart and Madam Mim.

Cheyenne Hirst as Lada Hag, daughter of Bridget the hag and Lawrence.

Lacey Beegun as Everlee D'Aquire, daughter of Monsieur D'Aquire.

Alekz Samone as Lazarus Stromboli, son of Mangiafuoco Stromboli and Zecora the Zebra centaur.

[moviesludge]

recently watched:

I.S.S - Solid space suspense thriller that exceeded low expectations. Good performances all around.

POLICE STORY - First watch of JC classic. Just as many comedy gags as action beats if not more. Goofy and entertaining. Action is great. Loved a particular scene where Jackie gets very angry. Never see that in his recent movies.

BRAIN DONORS - An old fave of my dad's that I never saw. Surprised that it's basically a Marx brothers movie that is very well executed. Much of the humor is extremely horny though which sours it. Opening scene with Bob Nelson is very similar to opening of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, which is something you can rarely say. Was also glad to spot THE SOPRANOS' Nancy Marchand as the wealthy dowager.

LOVELY DARK AND DEEP - Yet another dour horror drama about grief and confronting your demons. This one is confounding and not very entertaining. Go with Bruckner's THE RITUAL instead.

ARGYLLE - I haven't seen Bridget Jones but this seemed like a bunch of studio execs were trying to make a BJ-esque movie with a bunch of spy action stuff as the ultimate date movie or something. Bits of it are fun, but overall it's kind of a mess. There's a bunch of arbitrary twists that feel like they betray the characterization. Really dug that BDH wasn't in typical Hollywood "leading action star role" shape or whatever.

[lwamonstergirls]

(NEW) Little Witch Academia: Monster Witches List

Yep, that's right, starting fresh with a new list~! In this, I'm going to be listing what kind of monster each witch is in this AU, and this time it will include EVERY WITCH!!! Or at least Every Witch I have a monster for at the moment. Will get back to some just in case I missed a background character, or random professor, or character exclusive to the games or manga. But for now, here is the new list~.

Student Teams

Red Team:

Atsuko "Akko" Kagari - Werecat

Lotte Jansson - Barn Owlman

Sucy Manbavaran - Kraken Cecaelia

Blue Team:

Diana Cavendish - Lamia

Hannah England - Demoness

Barbara Parker - Black Widow Drider

Green Team:

Amanda O'Neill - Peregrine Falcon Harpy

Jasminka Antonenko - Pink Slime Girl

Constanze Amalie Von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger - Cyborg

Violet Team:

Avery - Vampire

Mary - Were-Jackalope

Blair - Dryad

Yellow Team:

Wangari - Wereleopard

Kimberly - Mothman

Joanna - Selkie

Peach Team:

Sarah Bernhardt - Giant Western Dragon Girl

Chloe - Cervitaur

Elfriede - Werewolf

Pale-Green Team:

Sóla - Salamander Girl

Rajani & Rashmi - Naga

Pale-Blue Team:

Shao-Yi - Giant Eastern Dragon Girl

Catarina - Arctic Kitsune

Katie - Weresheep

Light-Green Team:

Dorotea - Alphyn Girl

Irene - Strigoi

Eleanor - Enfield Girl

Light - Aqua Team:

Bianca - Rokurokubi

Aileen - Blue Slime Girl

Hilda - Osprey Harpy

Pale-Lavender Team:

Heather - Orca Mermaid

Rosie - Jellyfish Mermaid

Daisy - Siren

Lavender Team:

Katya - Shedu Girl

Carmen - Electric Eel Mermaid

Maria - Matango

Lime Team:

Gaëlle - Regular/Common Mermaid

Aira - Werecheetah

Isabelle - Griffon Girl

Aqua Team:

Abigail - Chimera Girl

Rachel - Giant Wyrm Girl

Rita - Coatyl/Boitatá/Cockatrice Tribrid

Light-Yellow Team:

Molly McIntyre - Wraith

Elsa - Tiger Mershark

Amelia - Ichthyocentaur

Pale-Yellow Team:

Erika - Peacock Jumping Drider

Bridget - Leafy Seadragon Mermaid

Bice - Giant Wyvern Girl

Pink Team:

Alice - Giant Drake Girl

Eliza - Seahorse Mermaid

Priscilla - Imp

Teal Team:

Verochka - Giant Sea Serpent Girl

Nina - Angelic Monster

Francine - Manticore Girl

Lime-Yellow Team:

Aisha - Buraq Girl

Esther - Eurasian Eagle Owl Harpy/Golden Weretiger Hybrid

Henrietta - Fairy

Orange Team:

Michelle - Wedge-Tailed Eagle Harpy/Frilled Lizardman Hybrid

Li Na - Common Lizardman

Theodora - Weretiger

Purple Team:

Teresa - Deathstalker Scorrow

Julietta - Giant Squid Cecaelia

Alma - Minotaur

Miscellaneous Students

Katherine - Honeypot Ant Girl

Lin Lin - Werepanda

Jeanne - Dullahan

Shiki - Medusa Lamia

Balsa McVinegar - Crow Harpy

Marianne - Sailfish Mermaid

Verde Shidariza - Peacock Harpy

Jiji Delevingne - Dolphin Mermaid

Professors

Professor Ursula/Chariot - Centaur

Professor Croix - ShapeShifter

Professor Finnelan - Banshee

Professor Nelson - Golden Eagle Harpy

Professor Lukic - Goblin Mershark

Professor Meme - Cyclops

Professors Abby & Britt - Giant Hydra Women

Shao-Yi's Mother - Giant Eastern Dragon Woman

Professor Matilda - Were-Jackalope

Professor Badcock - Great Horned Owlman

Headmistress Holbrooke - Papillon Fae

As for Professor Pisces, she's basically the same. I could make her a mermaid, but I feel like keeping her as a regular fish that's just sapient would be funnier. Besides, she know has an entire section of the school she can swim around in freely~! Yeah, I'll be getting to that eventually.

Finally, I've gotten this list all done and typed! Not lying, this took me literal days to finish since I couldn't think of monsters for some girls and kept switching species around! Luckily, the people I've asked say this list is good, which at least gives me some hope that I made the right choices for these characters. I'm not gonna lie, I can't wait to make spec evo bios for these girls and go into the culture and worldbuilding for monster/non-human societies~! And I'm gonna remake my old Bios now that there are more characters and I have some new abilities for them~! But for now, hold on tight, because this AU Revamp is just getting started!

[ineffable-romantics]

#stop watching bridget jones diary and reading pride & prejudice you fools (and start taking notes on communication from these children) - this tag of yours. I have never in my life felt so seen, and well, more called out. thank you

No but fr fr!!!! After watching Heartstopper s2, all I want is for Nick Nelson to grow up and become a therapist and/or couple's counselor for queer people, because truly no one else is doing it like him.

All I'm saying is, if we'd put him in the room at the end of Good Omens 2, he would have single-handedly prevented the Ineffable Divorce, I have no doubt.

[outofcontextrifftrax]

I feel like Vincent Price should be here.

Bridget Nelson, Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Because they’re them, new ideas for crossovers for Richie and Simon? 🥺

my precious boys

Richie

Amanda Weston

Annabel Harkness

Antoinette Kensington

Asia Bardot

Bekah Chamberlain

Blythe Langford

Brady Mariano

Bridget Hearst

Brielle & Brooks Livingston & Austin Geller

Carlie Hayden

Chelsea Geller

Cherry Gilmore

Dani Gilmore-Danes

Eleanor Gilmore

Elsie Lyons

Evan Mariano

Freya Morgan

Heather Belleville

Holland Bass

Jacqueline Grant

Jane Forester

Jocelyn Gilmore

Kaitlyn Lister

Kathryn Gilmore

Kaylee Hayden

Lili Gilmore

Loretta Mariano

Marley Tinsdale

Meredith Astor

Paige Huntzberger

Pippi Gilmore

Romy Danes

Sage Hall

Sam Gleason

Sara Topaz

Sienna Elliot

Verity Huntzberger

Virginia Gilmore

Viviana Lozano

Simon

Avery Stiles

Bekah Chamberlain (poly with Jess?)

Brady Mariano

Char Howard-Danes

Dani Gilmore-Danes

Delilah Bloom

Eliya Rygalski

Evan Mariano

Freya Morgan

Gabi Mariano

Heather Belleville

Holland Bass

Hyacinth Nelson? (If he goes to California with Jess)

Ilsa Gilmore-Danes

Jacqueline Grant

Jane Forester

Kaitlyn Lister (x Jess?)

Kathryn (ft his dads)

Kaylee Hayden

Kippi Doose

Laney (ft his dads)

Lia Belleville

Loretta Mariano

Lucas Gilmore

Marley Tinsdale

McKenna Doose

Pippi Gilmore

Romy Danes

Sage Hall

Sam Gleason

Sara Topaz

[ band verse? ]

Vicki St James

Verity Huntzberger

Willow Dell (ft. Squad)

[joethetoonfanandoutcast]

This is the complete list of characters I would have cameo at a Universal Animation assemblage similar to Once Upon a Studio.

Felix the Cat: Felix the Cat

Woody Woodpecker: Woody Woodpecker, Winnie Woodpecker

An American Tail: Fievel Mousekewitz, Tanya Mousekewitz, Papa Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Tiger, Henri le pigeon, female pigeons, Tony Toponi, Bridget, Honest John, Gussie Mausheimer, Warren T. Cat, Digit, Maus Street Maulers, Cat R. Waul, TR Chula, the Cactus Cat Gang, Miss Kitty, Wylie Burp

Land Before Time: Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Spike, Littlefoot's grandparents, Chomper

Opus 'n Bill: Opus, Bill the Cat, the ducks

We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story: Rex, Elsa, Woog, Dweeb, Louie, Cecilia, Vorb, Stubbs, Captain Neweyes, Dr. Bleeb

Casper: Casper the Friendly Ghost, Stretch, Fatso, Stinky

Babe: Babe, Fly, Rex, Ferdinand, the mice

Balto: Balto, Jenna, Boris, Steele, Muk, Luk, Nikki, Kaltag, Star, Dixie, Sylvie, Rosy

Rocky & Bullwinkle: Rocket J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle J. Moose (in their 2D/CG 2000 looks), Fearless Leader, Boris Badenov, Natasha Femme-Fatale (in their 2D 2000 looks)

Curious George: Curious George, Ted the Man in the Yellow Hat, Maggie Dunlop

The Tale of Desperaux: Desperaux, his parents, Chiaroscuro "Roscuro", Chef Andre, Boldo

Despicable Me: Felonious Gru, Lucy Wilde, the Minions, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Agnes, Edith, Kyle, Vector, Mr. Perkins, Silas Ramsbottom, Eduardo Perez/El Macho, Antonio Perez, Scarlett Overkill, Herb Overkill, the Nelsons, Balthazar Bratt, Dru Gru, Marlena Gru, Fritz, Clive the Robot, the Vicious Six, Master Chow, Wild Knuckles' henchmen

Hop: EB, Easter Bunny, the Pink Berets, Carlos, Phil, bunnies, chicks

The Lorax: the Lorax, the Once-ler, Ted, Audrey, Mrs. Wiggins, Granny Norma, Aloysius O'Hare, O'Hare's bodyguards, Sy the Delivery Guy, the Hummingfish, the Swommee-Swans, the Barbaloots

The Secret Life of Pets: Max, Katie, Duke, Gidget, Snowball, Mel, Buddy, Pops, Tiberius, Rooster, Chuck, Liam, Daisy, Hu, Sergei, wolves

Sing: Buster Moon, Miss Crawley, Herman, Rosita, Norman, their piglets, Gunther, Johnny, Marcus, Stan, Barry, Ash, Lance, Becky, Eddie Noodleman, Nana Noodleman, Mr. and Mrs. Noodleman, Hobbes, Meena, her mother and grandparents, Mike, Nancy, Suki Lane, Porsha Crystal, Jimmy Crystal, Jerry, Nooshy, Darius, Klaus Kickenklober, Clay Calloway, the Q-Teez

The Grinch: the Grinch, Max, Fred, his mate and calf, Donna Who, Cindy-Lou Who, Bean, Buster, Bricklebaum, Mabel, Groopert, Axl, Izzy, Ozzy

Super Mario Bros.: Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, Bowser Koopa, Donkey Kong, Cranky Kong, Kamek, penguins, Giuseppe

Migration: the duck family, Delroy, Pigeon, Erin

Characters I'm unsure would make the assemblage:

The Veggies of VeggieTales

The Jetsons, Mr. Spacely and anyone involved in Jetsons the Movie

And for real-life people:

Steven Spielberg, David Kirschner, George Miller, and Chris Meledandri as themselves.

What do you think?

[mst3kgifs]

Someone has brought me here from the realm of the Unknown, and I intend to... uh-oh.

[texanmarcusdavenport]

Genuinely I love the parallels between Bridget and Nelson. Loving your kid so much you're willing to go into hiding and never see them again vs. Loving your kid so much you're willing to micromanage every part of their life and become a villain just to keep them safe. They're so. Ugh.