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Levi would never say no to anything you ask okay, he's just gonna give you a lot of shit about it first.
#LOTS AND LOTS OF PERSUATION#BEGGING#BRIBING#THREATENING#it hurts his ego lol#but he'll say yes at the end#like the simp he is >:D#levi ackerman#captain levi#levi heichou#levi x reader#levi thoughts#levi ackerman headcanons#levi fluff#levi hc
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Pompous Debate with Kinnock and Parkinson!
#spitting image#lolitics#brian walden#bribing#neil kinnock#cecil parkinson#glenda jackson#uk politics#political satire
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Duke, filming a TikTok walking through the halls of Wayne Manor: “I’ve never understood why people want to know what it’s like living with the Wayne’s.”
He walks past a dark, candle lit room. Dick, Tim, Steph, Cass, and Damian all stand in a circle around Jason. They hold hands and rhythmically chant out the words to Smashmouth’s “All Stars.”
Duke: “Like, they’re just regular people doing regular people things. They aren’t aliens, you know?”
Duke cracks at the last second, laughing at their skit.
#they did have to bribe Damian into participating#shut up spicy#batman#dc comics#batman comics#dc#damian wayne#batfam#batfamily#batman dc#damian wayne al ghul#duke thomas#dick grayson#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#the signal dc#batgirl#orphan#red Robin#Robin#redhood#Nightwing
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I never understood the concept of bribing someone not to tell something. Because like, you give the money, and leave. Then they have the secret AND the money. And if they tell, literally what's going to happen?
- You told the secret?!
- yes...
- Give me back my money?!!!
- no.
Like it would only work if you're extremely threathening, but still, most of the times the secret puts you in such a nasty position you can't act out your retribution.
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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀
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#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#my art#emma dupain cheng#emma agreste#(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg#she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity#emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma#and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her#/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year#but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time#and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b#being pulled from school#and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams#and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for#(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed#and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie#and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything
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Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#tim was actually only restrained so jason could take that picture and laugh at him for a bit#damian arrived like literally five minutes after that photo was taken and they just played video/board games for a while#(this whole thing was actually just a ploy so they could distract tim from thinking about this dangerous mission that kons on rn)#((damian honestly wouldn't've been grounded if he had bribed jason to kidnap tim in private rather than on twitter lol))#batman#dc#bruce wayne#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin dc#duke thomas#the signal dc#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#batgirl#jonathan kent#jon kent#superboy#timkon#conner kent#kon el kent#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#batfamily
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More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:
Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep
Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet
Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out
After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.
Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.
#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat#Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong#There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet#“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money#identity shenanigans#watchtower shenanigans#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Barry Allen#Superbat#Clark Kent#Superman#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman headcanon#jla#justice league headcanon
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percy, holding out his fist in his palm: ok wise girl. rock paper scissors time. if i win, i get to pick the movie for date night
annabeth, doing the same: fine, but if i win, we move back across the country to that house in westchester that i love
grover, looking over in alarm: what?! how is that even—
percy, nodding firmly: deal. rock pap—
#grover is so alarmed#im sorry but you cannot convince me that percy and annabeth don’t make huge life choices based off of little bribes and competitions#ok obviously they talk about things in depth before and have to both agree it’s right for their family#but once they’ve mostly made up their minds the final decision making process is extremely unserious#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo incorrect quotes#grover underwood#incorrect quote#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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Bribing is Prohibited in Hinduism and Islam - Dr Zakir Naik
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Looks like you're caught in his web~
#some halloween spooks from the moon boy!!#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#dca fanart#dca fandom#fnaf sun moon#fnaf moon#moondrop#halloween#spider#cw arachnophobia#This was gonna be a DIY costume vibe like Sun's cat costume but i got carried away#Maybe he just has a lot of extra arms lying around and bribed Parts and Services to help him out idk askdshjg#((I just love redesigning the DCA their costume has soooo much POTENTIAL WAAH <333))
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Is it Supreme Court Justices? It’s Supreme Court Justices, isn’t it.
#supreme court#supreme court justice#biden bribery#bribes#ultra electronics forensic technology bribery#bribery#bribing#corruption#corruptcongress#mind corruption#fbi corruption#democrats are corrupt#corrupt#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#neoliberal capitalism#fuck neoliberals#anthony albanese#albanese government#politicians#politician#working class#class war#classwar#capitalism#venture capital
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Thinking about pokemon teams helping coparent… ahh.
Masterpost for more of my shenanigans!
#in reference to how i personally headcannon drayden as the twin’s unwilling uncle#he’s trying his best but having two kids foisted on him is stressful. haxorous picks up the slack#ANYWAYS onto happier thoughts YEAH PREENING AS A FORM OF LOVE#unspoken rules of the pokemon world so far: anybody can be bribed with enough berries and mutual cleaning is the ultimate sign of affection#pokemon#art#sketchbook#submas#myart#fanart#pokemon ingo#pokemon emmet#pokemon elesa#nimbasa trio#pokemon drayden#gym leader drayden#drayden bw#haxorous#axew#altaria#blitzle#litwick#tynamo#dwebble#druddigon
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gojo and his mini-me for halloween 🎃
#papagojo au#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#my art#megumi fushiguro#gojo had to bribe megs with his most valuable sweets
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They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags
#uni au where they go to every party and fucking trash it#headcanon that gojo only drinks coke cause one sip and 30 minutes he's lying somewhere striped naked and unconcious#stst bribing shoko into any shinanegan by buying her cigs#shoko drinks them both under the table but suguru actually can keep up with ehr#also weed does weird things to gojo's six eyes 100% confirmed so he is catious#still the loudes mf at the party even if he's sober af#i love them#these three are the best thing that ever happened to me#sashisu#satosho#sugusho#satosugu#stsg#gojo satoru#shoko ieiri#suguru geto#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#satosho weekend#satoshoko#jjk#IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart#IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart#IPMSSA_SaShiSu!Fanart
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“you’re being silly” says the horror who just bribed a half dozen humans into attending a meeting wherein he will compromise their free will just so he can dance with his not boyfriend
#I say bribed but really it was temptation#that’s the bit that got Crowley so hot and bothered he had to go drink a 1938 vintage about it#aziraphaaaaaale#good omens 2#good omens
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Constantine is noping this situation, you can't make hi-..ah fucking damn it
John was already paled when Kronos got revived, but seeing the eyes scalding blinding Fear of God staring into your very soul and judgment every inch power that was in that godlinng babe was enough for him to started drinking his emergency booze.
He is not dealing with Greek Gods bullshits, especially if that what he puzzling in the pieces together Then Kronos's story was becoming twisted all together. Nope, he isn't. Batman can bribe him all he wants. He is fucking leaving now!!
Fucking with THAT right there especially with the contract he still owed Kronos for, he rather suffered the complete obliteration of his soul being torn to shreds once he dies then have that god find him. He is escaping of here before She even noticed that he is Here with her ol time relic still in his pocket.
Before he can even get one step in the portal ready, he already felt his chest tightening as if his entire chest was being squeezed like a kid's teething toy.
Fucking dammit, he should've left right when Kronos was still having that psychic backlash, he knew he should've trusted his gut, fucking time Goddess and her all knowing of when and where.
Part 6 << >> Offical Quiz that Decision the Fate of this continuing fic >>> Fic Released
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#de aged danny#then come john constantine#john doesn't want to go near the baby god#especially seeing that infinite Crown on that baby's head#yeah fuck thaat#that the Final Secret boss of all Gods and deities#he escaping before he get noticed#he not caring for any bribes batman#he running for his very soul man#but nope#kronos been noticed you're there Constantine#you can't hide from time#female kronos#female clockwork#kronos is like and Where do you think you're going?!?#comments feed me and my inspiration to continue the story more
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