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folk hero really
#house md#gregory house#stacy warner#Peter Foster#screencap#s02e10 “Failure to Communicate”#longpost#yeah bribe him in 5s#maybe throw in some viagra too fuck it#long post
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Pompous Debate with Kinnock and Parkinson!
#spitting image#lolitics#brian walden#bribing#neil kinnock#cecil parkinson#glenda jackson#uk politics#political satire
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Duke, filming a TikTok walking through the halls of Wayne Manor: “I’ve never understood why people want to know what it’s like living with the Wayne’s.”
He walks past a dark, candle lit room. Dick, Tim, Steph, Cass, and Damian all stand in a circle around Jason. They hold hands and rhythmically chant out the words to Smashmouth’s “All Stars.”
Duke: “Like, they’re just regular people doing regular people things. They aren’t aliens, you know?”
Duke cracks at the last second, laughing at their skit.
#they did have to bribe Damian into participating#shut up spicy#batman#dc comics#batman comics#dc#damian wayne#batfam#batfamily#batman dc#damian wayne al ghul#duke thomas#dick grayson#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#the signal dc#batgirl#orphan#red Robin#Robin#redhood#Nightwing
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I never understood the concept of bribing someone not to tell something. Because like, you give the money, and leave. Then they have the secret AND the money. And if they tell, literally what's going to happen?
- You told the secret?!
- yes...
- Give me back my money?!!!
- no.
Like it would only work if you're extremely threathening, but still, most of the times the secret puts you in such a nasty position you can't act out your retribution.
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TGR SPOILERS
Jean looks dead into Andrew's eyes and tells him that he won't be fast enough to save Neil the next time someone takes a swing because of his smoking.
How cruel it must have felt to be on his knees just 3 WEEKS later - collarbone shattered watching while Neil was curled in on himself at the end of a racquet from another Raven and Andrew too slow to stop it ?!
Anyway the next time we see him with a cigarette he's crushing it in his fist.
#Jean called him brisket lungs and I've never laughed harder but can someone check on the foxes ?#how many bribes did it take to get this twin back on court ? or could they peel him away from it now that Neil has been almost taken from#him twice ??#does he watch from behind the plexiglass itching to be out on the court? how much terror did it take to cancel our the need for nicotine ?#aftg#andrew minyard#kevin day#neil josten#kandreil#the sunshine court#tsc#jeremy knox#jean moreau#jerejean#the golden raven#tgr spoilers#spoilers
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stan being able to turn on and off the mr mystery persona on a dime, my beloved
#him just having money in his sleeves at all time too#ready to bribe not ready to pay money for pancakes#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines
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More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:
Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep
Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet
Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out
After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.
Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.
#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat#Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong#There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet#“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money#identity shenanigans#watchtower shenanigans#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Barry Allen#Superbat#Clark Kent#Superman#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman headcanon#jla#justice league headcanon
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Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#tim was actually only restrained so jason could take that picture and laugh at him for a bit#damian arrived like literally five minutes after that photo was taken and they just played video/board games for a while#(this whole thing was actually just a ploy so they could distract tim from thinking about this dangerous mission that kons on rn)#((damian honestly wouldn't've been grounded if he had bribed jason to kidnap tim in private rather than on twitter lol))#batman#dc#bruce wayne#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin dc#duke thomas#the signal dc#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#batgirl#jonathan kent#jon kent#superboy#timkon#conner kent#kon el kent#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#batfamily
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Do u think there might be spiders down here

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gojo and his mini-me for halloween 🎃
#papagojo au#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#my art#megumi fushiguro#gojo had to bribe megs with his most valuable sweets
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“My mama will hear about this!”
#fortist166#spy x family#anya forger#yuri briar#bad unkie yuri#anya gonna headbutt him later lol#and he will buy her ice cream as bribe to not yap about this with yor
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percy, holding out his fist in his palm: ok wise girl. rock paper scissors time. if i win, i get to pick the movie for date night
annabeth, doing the same: fine, but if i win, we move back across the country to that house in westchester that i love
grover, looking over in alarm: what?! how is that even—
percy, nodding firmly: deal. rock pap—
#grover is so alarmed#im sorry but you cannot convince me that percy and annabeth don’t make huge life choices based off of little bribes and competitions#ok obviously they talk about things in depth before and have to both agree it’s right for their family#but once they’ve mostly made up their minds the final decision making process is extremely unserious#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo incorrect quotes#grover underwood#incorrect quote#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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Bribing is Prohibited in Hinduism and Islam - Dr Zakir Naik
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I wish all sebastian simps a very pleasant evening
#sinsydia#sdv sebastian#sebastian sdv#stardew valley#sebastian stardew valley#stardew valley sebastian#i just KNOWWWW sebastian goes hard on his dnd campaign#he dresses up like a little weirdo#him and sam would come knocking on the farmers door like solicitors “please join our campaign” lmao#“we have weed” try to bribe the farmer NDOSKDM#anyway ill draw sams character outfit later maybe reblog this. hes for sure a bard. idk the species yet
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sebastian can step aside 💚
#>dev art#art#roblox pressure#pressure#pressure fanart#pressure ferrylady#ferrylady#pressure ferryman#fanart#eye contact#roblox#when i bribed her she beat me up to 3 health thank you#pressure spoilers
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