#brian >:(

[beguilingcorpse]

[steveyockey]

I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

[wizard-loving-wizard]

brennan answering the question "what would make a dragon unfuckable to a monsterfucker?"

[travalicious]

[shoeboxgoblin]

The Brian David Gilbert episode of Very Important People is funny front to back but the best part is right after the reveal when Brian is clearly experiencing some kind of mad scientist gender euphoria. Me too.

[finalatomicbuster]

Austin Masters for Men Magazine, October 1999 Photography by Brian Mills

[avastazyana]

'Transformers One' Cast Answer 50 of the Most Googled Transformers Questions (x)

[emily-e-draws]

RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

[adaki]

Sry I’m late, I was being held in a maximum security prison on a secluded island and they had no wifi.

[ofdaisy]

‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back

[nevern0thing]

[alltears]

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)

[nichetheorist]

Devastate your partner’s character in twelve words or less.

[kublakola]

no one plays weird little guys with the same commitment and verve as Brian Kevin Murphy. kugrash doesn't just go to the park to find some pigeons, he raises his 'little rat arms' and summons them en masse to kingston's gorgeous, pristine apartment. riz doesn't just hide behind a car, he rolls into a ball, hides in fabian's backpack, promptly throws up out of excitement, gets lobbed across the parking lot, and then bites gorgug's shirt in half to make himself a toga, because gorgug's big and he's so small, and so covered in his own vomit. murph just gets it. shoutout krudbert. shoutout gerard prince of greenleigh.

[nostalgic-shamefest]

He's getting dragged out, kicking and clawing at the closet!