#brett bukowski.

[limalosershq]

NAME: Brett Bukowski FACECLAIM: Caleb Landry Jones AGE/BIRTHDAY: 21, June 27 GLEE CLUB/SCHOOL: None/WMU SONG CHOICE: Busters Get Popped, a Brett Bukowski original MAJOR/MINOR/GRADE: Art/Ceramics, Senior LOCATION: Lima, OH. OCCUPATION: Drug Dealer Front man for High Road CLUBS/EXTRACURRICULARS/SPORTS: Art club, Astronomy club, ceramics, cooking club, drama club, environment club, painting club, international/foreign language club, photography club, digital media club, the muckraker, gay/straight alliance, improv club.

Brett’s father was a drug dealer who eventually stole money/drugs from his supplier and took off one night with them, leaving his wife and kid behind. Brett started immediately selling once the supplier, a man named Theo came knocking and looking to collect. While he’s close to paying off his father’s debt finally, he’s also racked up his own debt since he started using in high school after his first break up with his girlfriend, near the end of his junior year. 

Ever since then, Brett’s been an avid drug user, mostly to forget thanks to his perfect memory. Also so he knows everything about what he’s selling, he’s tried everything at least once. Through numerous connections, Brett can get anyone whatever drug they’re looking for. He makes a killing on the frat party circuit and surprisingly, on the show choir circuit as well.  

He’s OD’d a few times, the last being his sophomore year in college at a party. Mostly now, Brett only sticks to weed and the occasional bump of coke. He wants to be able to quit the latter soon, knowing if he does make a career out of his band it’ll be a problem later on.

While he’s done auditioning for every glee club he can, he’s not completely out of the trenches when it comes to show choir and while Brett’s made his peace with not getting into any of the show choir clubs, he knows music is a part of his life. This last spring, Brett formed a band he’s dubbed High Road. They’ve done a few gigs here and there, Brittany promoting them on her webshow and Sam hyping them up on his own social media accounts. While he knows it’s mostly for fun on his band members side, he wants to make something real out of this. For now, he pushes them to practice and prepare for Battle of the Bands.

IS THIS WHERE YOU PICTURED YOURSELF RIGHT NOW IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS?

Not really? I mean, to be honest I was pretty sure I was going to end up in the ground at least by eighteen... Twenty-one, maybe. Since I stopped partying so hard uh, after the last incident. It’s still kind of crazy though, not to mention, me in college? Living in a pretty dope house and not on the streets? I'd say in the grand scheme of things I'm doing way better than anything a younger me could've pictured.

HOW’RE YOU FEELING ABOUT ALL THE SHOW CHOIR RIVALRY?

I do not care even a little bit. But my best friend? He's obsessed so… Plus, Dottie is into it too. Maybe I care some, I guess. Totally think they could've used me though. Literally any of them. Well, maybe not Vocal Adderall or whatever, at least not like in the group. They definitely need me for something though, even if that St. James guy has me banned from the premises. 

WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A LIMA LOSER? WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR LIFE HEADED, OR REALLY, WHERE SHOULD IT BE HEADING?

Nope. Not even when I was lying on the floor of a bathroom at a party getting narcan blasted into me sophomore year. ‘Cause people cared about me enough to look for me, you know? I don't think a loser would have people looking out for him and love him like that. I know where I want it to be headed, a record deal and a tour and a wedding somewhere, hopefully. With… uh, someone.

[april-is]

April 4, 2024: Coyotes by the Eliot House, Glyn Maxwell

Coyotes by the Eliot House Glyn Maxwell

Tom I’ve a question and all I have is a question. There are lots of coyotes near this old house you lived in. I didn’t expect them here in the green Northeast. Figured them things of rocks and the high sierras. There goes another one bounding for the bushes. First time, I thought: that’s a dog acting really strangely. But it didn’t turn back for approval or get distracted by an insignificant thing, as a dog will tend to. No it was gone by now, it had made me nervous. They’re the size of a family dog but they’re on their own. Folks round here reassure me there’s no danger unless you attack their cubs so I’ll shelve my plan to attack their cubs, chrissakes. Tom, Tom, apologies, I have loved my time in your house.

Last night at dinner we heard a siren wailing off in the town and all of them started howling, all the coyotes for miles around in the bushes aghast, alerting their young, alarming their old, rising and heightening, matching its pitch and power, one near the blue spinning light in its thrall, uniquely bound by this unpredicted visitation. Then after the siren faded they packed it in. What do they think that is, that demands of them and gets of them their love or their terror or both? What do we poets do when we know it’s nothing? Not for them or against them or about them. Tom, I had to be here to ask that question. I expect I’ll have to be gone before you answer.

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More animal poems.

More poems responding to T.S. Eliot, my problematic fave:

Waste Land Limericks, Wendy Cope

Old Women in Eliot Poems, David Wright

Today in:

2023: I Know Someone, Mary Oliver 2022: I’m Going Back to Minnesota Where Sadness Makes Sense, Danez Smith 2021: In the Morning, Before Anything Bad Happens, Molly Brodak 2020: Interesting Times, Mark Jarman 2019: The accident has occurred, Margaret Atwood 2018: Little snail, Anonymous 2017: Poem for My Son in the Car, Jennifer K. Sweeney 2016: Postcard to Baudelaire, Thomas Lux 2015: What The Dead Tell Us About Charon, Ferryman Of The Dead, Brett Ortler 2014: The Trees, Philip Larkin 2013: A Small, Soul-Colored Thing, Paisley Rekdal 2012: Last Supper, Charles Wright 2011: I Said to Poetry, Alice Walker 2010: Disgraceland, Mary Karr 2009: What To Say To A Bear, Ionna Warwick 2008: In The City of Light, Larry Levis 2007: the mockingbird, Charles Bukowski 2006: Part of Eve’s Discussion, Marie Howe 2005: I thank You God for most this amazing, e.e. cummings

[stonerbrettbukowski]

🎵I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, I'd even cut my hair and change my name. 🎶 (rockstar by nickelback plays automatically when you go on brett's blog)

LIMA LOSER? OR IS THAT BRETT BUKOWSKI? THEY MIGHT EVEN PASS FOR CALEB LANDRY JONES IN THE RIGHT LIGHT. THEY'RE TWENTY-ONE, BUT STILL STUCK IN LIMA AT MCKINLEY. THEY'VE BEEN CALLED THE BURNOUT DEALER, BUT PREFER TO BE THE ROCKSTAR. MAYBE IF THEY FIX THEIR AESTHETIC AKA BREAK UPS AND MAKE UPS WITH HIS LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND, HAZY NIGHTS SPENT IN THE WRONG PAIR OF ARMS, AND SCREAMING ON STAGE TO LONELY SOULS IN A CROWD THEY'LL GET THEIR WAY. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE… NOT IN ANY GLEE CLUB???? SO GOOD LUCK TO THEM!

THE BASICS:

name: brett bogumil bukowski.

nicknames: stoner brett, bukowsk, babe, triple b.

pronouns: he/they. though tbh i don’t really care?

gender: genderfluid, i guess.

birthday/zodiac: june 27th, that makes me a cancer.

birthplace: lima, oh born and raised.

relationship status: single on a bad day. taken on a good day.

sexuality: bisexual?? idk man. everyone’s hot.

occupation: frontman for the band high road. drug dealer.

sports/clubs: art club, astronomy club, ceramics, cooking club, drama club, environment club, painting club, international/foreign language club, photography club, digital media club, the muckracker, gay/straight alliance, improv club.

major/minor: art, ceramics.

languages: english, ASL, spanish, russian, polish, japanese, and french. i’m learning german and i want to learn chinese.

social media handles: brett42069 everywhere.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

height: 5‘10’’ i’m not going to front.

build: slim?? imagine if i had a sleeper build though.

eye color: blue. 

hair color: ginger baby.

piercings: i got 00 gauges, yo.

tattoos: man, i got too many probably. i got a pot leaf, stars, sparkles, a disco ball, a fish, a pair of glasses, some books and anime panels… and i did most of them myself, with a tattoo gun or with the trusty ol’ stick and poke method.

other distinguishing features: i got freckles literally everywhere?

style: you know that tiktok look that’s like… adam sandler? it’s like that but more punk clothes.

PERSONALITY/INTERESTS:

traits: well… i asked sam and he said empathetic, artistic, funny, supportive, upbeat, lazy, careless, gossipy, and greedy...

likes: drugs, weed especially, video games, midnight drives, magic, money, rapping, dottie and jacob.

dislikes: people harshing my vibes, assholes, bullies, people who don’t pass and filthy bongs.

fears: going to prison.

skills: apparently i scream pretty decent and i know how to play the guitar, i’m trying to learn the piano. i know a bunch of different languages and my memory is like… super good unless i fuck it up with drugs, which i do kinda, but still. i can remember fun facts. i’m a super good cook and i’m good with locks. i’m also a magician and i can go so hard at the knife game.

quirks: i bite my nails a lot and my lips, i guess i have like an oral fixation?? people say i talk in my sleep, which i can do practically anywhere. and i guess i fidget and play with my hair a lot too? 

hobbies: making music, painting, photography, learning languages, stargazing, getting high with my best friend, giving my gf flowers.

music tastes: i like it all, man. why only listen to one genre? ♪♫♬

myers-briggs: who is that?

kinsey scale: is that a type of drug scale?

strengths: i can lift a lot, not as much as one of the dudes on the titans, but still.

weaknesses: drugs probably.

What? This club's my community service.

[suzettepepper]

🎵Call me what suits your taste, I just wanna taste and I've always heard it's what's inside that counts. 🎶 (the red means i love you by madds buckley plays automatically when you go on suzy's blog)

LIMA LOSER? OR IS THAT SUZY PEPPER? THEY MIGHT EVEN PASS FOR SOPHIE TURNER IN THE RIGHT LIGHT. THEY'RE TWENTY, BUT STILL STUCK IN LIMA AT MCKINLEY. THEY'VE BEEN CALLED THE SCHOOL CRAZY, BUT PREFER TO BE THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE IN NEW DIRECTIONS THE TROUBLETONES. MAYBE IF THEY FIX THEIR AESTHETIC AKA FINGERNAILS WITH DIRT UNDER THEM FROM FARDENING, LATE NIGHT STAKEOUTS WITH A LONG RANGE CAMERA, AND MANDATED PAINT THERAPY SESSIONS AFTER A FEW GRIPPY SOCK VACATIONS THEY'LL GET THEIR WAY. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE IN NEW DIRECTIONS THE TROUBLETONES. SO GOOD LUCK TO THEM!

THE BASICS:

name: suzette aster pepper.

nicknames: suzy, suzie, suzie q, aster, pepper, crazy, swimfan.

pronouns: she/her.

gender: cisfemale.

birthday/zodiac: october 31st, scorpio.

birthplace: lima, oh.

relationship status: single, pining for jacob ben israel after having her heart broken by will schuester.

sexuality: demisexual.

occupation: assistant manager at love meow café.

sports/clubs: art club, book club, ceramics, digital media club, environment club, futures writers of america, gay-straight alliance, mathletes, the muckraker, orchestra (cello), painting club, photography club. swim team and synchronized swim team (co-captain).

major/minor: photography, painting.

languages: english, asl, spanish.

social media handles: suzypepper @ all of them.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

height: 5'9".

build: slim.

eye color: blue.

hair color: red/copper.

piercings: ears, one each on the lobe.

tattoos: none.

other distinguishing features: i have some freckles on my face and a scar running down the middle of my neck almost to my collar.

style: i don't think it's as much as a "style" as whatever i'm comfortable in and don't mind getting dirty 98% of the time. i also wear glasses 'cause i hate contacts.

PERSONALITY/INTERESTS:

traits: ✓ empathetic, artistic, supportive, loyal, diligent, perseverance, patient. ✗ greedy, jealous, compulsive, manipulative, dependent.

likes: photography, peppers, jacob, music, gardening, the color red.

dislikes: brett bukowski, spicy food, people who don’t listen, being judged, being told no, loud chewers, people who crack their knuckles, people who play loud music/videos in public, being interrupted, slow walkers, having my space invaded.

fears: being alone.

skills: lock picking, i can bring plants back from the brink of death, hacking, photoshop, scrapbooking, can type around 80 wps.

quirks: i clear my throat a lot after the surgery and i tend to play with the ends of my hair a lot.

hobbies: reading, gardening, going on long walks.

music tastes: i love classical and sad ballads, but i actually listen to a lot of different genres and artists that usually surprise people. ♪♫♬

myers-briggs: INTJ-T.

kinsey scale: solid 3.

strengths: i'm a quick thinker and learner.

weaknesses: according to my therapist it's emotionally unavailable men, but i think it's the cold. i'm not a fan.

Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale.

[askbrett]

Is that... a no to a date with my boy? You know, Homecoming is coming up, right?

That was so trifflin, I can't decide if I should block you or call the cops on you.

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

4x01 - The New Rachel

Busters Get Popped - Stoner Brett Bukowski

“Okay, let's get started. Remember, guys, we're looking for superstars.”

[askbrett]

MEET STONER BRETT BUKOWSKI !!

auditioning with the song: busters get popped a stoner brett original

Busters get popped, busters get popped. Got my mind on my money, money on my mind. Sippin' on a 40 while I'm pushin' on the grind. Feel the pain, the game. Yeah, Lil' Wayne. Lil' Wayne.

BIOGRAPHY & HEADCANONS

wait, is that STONER BRETT BUKOWSKI? they kinda look a lot like CALEB LANDRY JONES, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY-TWO year old is known as the CONNECT around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in the NEW DIRECTIONS, DULY NOTED, JUNIOR VARSITY, AND EVEN THE TROUBLETONES AND THE WARBLERS which is so lame? especially because they weren't accepted because they're tone-deaf/not a freshman/not a girl/don't even attend Dalton. people at campus have said they’re EASY GOING, but don’t be fooled since they’re also FORGETFUL. rumor has it, you can find them at DIGITAL MEDIA CLUB, PAINTING CLUB, PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB, INTERNATIONAL CLUB, OR WORKING ON THE MUCKRACKER when they aren’t belting showtunes using or selling drugs. their entire vibe revolves around RED EYES AND BIG SMILES, WORN OUT BEANIES AND THREADBARE JACKETS, AND THE SMELL OF SMOKE AND HOMELESSNESS but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

LIST ABOUT 3+ HEADCANONS ABOUT YOUR CHOSEN CHARACTER!

Brett is one of the oldest juniors on campus because he got held back his senior year of high school. He almost got held back twice, but all the teachers decided to give him a barely passing grade so he can slip by rather than have him in their classes again.

Most of the time, Brett is on something. He only smoked weed in high-school, but he has tried just about everything since going to college. He likes to be able to know what he's selling. The past year he's slowed down though, in part to his roommates and partly because he doesn't want to have to drop out of college. He's still using, but mostly just weed and the occasional pill. 

Despite the strict drug laws in Ohio, Brett can basically get you whatever you need at a moment's notice.

WHAT? THIS CLUB IS MY COMMUNITY SERVICE.

BASICS OF BRETT:

full name: brett bogumil bukowski. pronouns: he/him. gender: cismale. nicknames: stoner brett, bukowski. hometown: lima, ohio. birthday (zodiac) & age: june 27th (CANCER) / twenty-two years old. relationship status: single, has an on and off again gf named dottie kazatori. sexuality: bisexual. religion: agnostic. occupation: drug dealer and artist. residence: small house off campus with roommates. sports/clubs: painting club, international club, photography club, digital media club, and the muckracker. glee club: none, yet but he auditions without fail to each one every year. languages: english, ASL, spanish, polish, and french. wants to learn russian and german. major: art. minor: ceramics.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

face claim: caleb landry jones. height: 5'10". build: slim. eyes: blue. hair: red/copper. piercings: he has his ears pierced and stretched. he's at a size 00 in gauges. tattoos: he has an assortment all around his body of different minor tattoos he's gotten while high or drunk, some are stick and poke. other distinguishing features:  he has freckles covering most of his body. style: brett dresses in whatever's most comfortable, doesn't matter if it's torn or worn out. will usually not comb his hair and just tosses on a beanie.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

clients: BRETT NEEDS CUSTOMERS !!! be it a regular or someone buying for the first time.

BFFS/platonic soulmates: they hang out at the house and chill, take drives at night to get food/snacks, can be a fellow stoner or just someone who takes care of brett when he's on something.

friends with benefits: the boy has needs !!

study buddy or tutor: brett is failing about 80% of his classes, okay.

roommate: sam evans and brett live together in a house right by campus and there's room for one more !!

rival: another dealer or just someone trying to aggressively change his way of life.

I'm honestly down for any connections for my boy so you can absolute DM me on here or on discord !! LET'S PLOT !!

AND HERE'S MORE ON OUR FAVORITE CONNECT THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO ADD ON THIS ALREADY LONG POST.

[ao3feed-puckurt]

the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/vHEx7da

by Anonymous

the fwb thing is getting unsustainable, especially since everyone knows now. that will not keep sebastian from falling on kurt's dick though.

Words: 9085, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of the fratbastian saga

Fandoms: Glee

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kurt Hummel, Sebastian Smythe, Chandler Kiehl, Mike Chang, Stoner Brett Bukowski

Relationships: Kurt Hummel/Sebastian Smythe, technically kurt/chandler

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fraternity, Friends With Benefits, Party Games, Fights, Jealousy, sebastian is a leo man who throws a fit what else is new, really liberal use of the word fuck, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Recreational Drug Use, lots of people giving him advice, Top Kurt Hummel, like they're both switches but in this specific instance, Bottom Sebastian, Possessive Sebastian, he's the POV too, real distinct lack of communication here, Light BDSM

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/vHEx7da

[klaine-a03-feed]

So I woke up as Dottie: Glee swap au

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/TkKIcHw by Miraclaw “Are you okay, Brett?” Sugar asked. She was throwing a party at her massive house, and Brett had decided to come. Let’s just say, there were drugs involved. He felt himself falling. “BRETT!” Joe shouted from beside Sugar. Suddenly, Brett felt himself be pulled out of the water. As he gasped for air, he realized something. Everything was… Normal. He wasn’t stoned anymore. “Are you okay, Dottie?” What appeared to be Sugar with dreadlocks said. Brett looked down, and realized he was wearing one of Dottie’s plaid shirts with a button up over it. He was Dottie. Words: 451, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Glee (TV 2009) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other Characters: Stoner Brett Bukowski, Dottie Kazatori, Sugar Motta, Joe Hart (Glee) Relationships: Sam Evans/Rory Flanagan, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Stoner Brett Bukowski/Dottie Kazatori Additional Tags: We dislike Marley here, swap au, Sory - Freeform

[limalosershq]

MAKE SURE YOU'RE FOLLOWING ALL THESE BLOGS !

BLAINE ANDERSON

BRETT BUKOWSKI

BRITTANY PIERCE

JESSE ST. JAMES

RACHEL BERRY

SAM EVANS

SEBASTIAN SMYTHE

SUZY PEPPER

THE MUCKRAKER

[suzettepepper]

Usually, but I think I'd rather stab out my eyes than see Brett Bukowski in anything that would be considered tight.

Hardly. When it comes to fashion, I'm usually in the right.

[april-is]

April 4, 2023: I Know Someone, Mary Oliver

I Know Someone Mary Oliver

I know someone who kisses the way a flower opens, but more rapidly. Flowers are sweet. They have short, beatific lives. They offer much pleasure. There is nothing in the world that can be said against them. Sad, isn’t it, that all they can kiss is the air. Yes, yes! We are the lucky ones.

--

Today’s poem in...

2022: I’m Going Back to Minnesota Where Sadness Makes Sense, Danez Smith 2021: In the Morning, Before Anything Bad Happens, Molly Brodak 2020: Interesting Times, Mark Jarman 2019: The accident has occurred, Margaret Atwood 2018: Little snail, Anonymous 2017: Poem for My Son in the Car, Jennifer K. Sweeney 2016: Postcard to Baudelaire, Thomas Lux 2015: What The Dead Tell Us About Charon, Ferryman Of The Dead, Brett Ortler 2014: The Trees, Philip Larkin 2013: A Small, Soul-Colored Thing, Paisley Rekdal 2012: Last Supper, Charles Wright 2011: I Said to Poetry, Alice Walker 2010: Disgraceland, Mary Karr 2009: What To Say To A Bear, Ionna Warwick 2008: In The City of Light, Larry Levis 2007: the mockingbird, Charles Bukowski 2006: Part of Eve’s Discussion, Marie Howe 2005: I thank You God for most this amazing, e.e. cummings

[burnmyhormones]

Quarantine Reading

[suzettepepper]

Who do you think is your biggest competition?

Brett Bukowski, unfortunately, but I won't be expanding on this ever. I think the answer is a bit obvious, but Vocal Adrenaline is of course probably our only competition.

[gvnner]

Glee Kids (x) *•.¸♡  28. Brett Bukowski.

“ Are you on anything, 'cause this is trippy. ”

[goldenkwilde]

Of course. What else is a mentor for? And I'm sure that if I need any more odd jobs doing, you'll be more than happy to volunteer. Yeah, I believe that about as much as I believed my nanny when she said that cupcakes are calorie-free. But, no, we're not doing this. Brett is probably human, technically. It's hard to tell with the amount of weed he smokes. And, despite being generally kinda gross, he's definitely not the worst the school has to offer. But you need to start aiming higher. Football players, private school guys, maybe even a Warbler if you're hot enough. If we're actually going to raise your social capital and turn you from a grimy caterpillar into a smokin' hot butterfly, you cannot waste time crying over Brett Bukowski.

Really? Kitty that's seriously so nice of you! I would love that. Yeah... off and on. But I'm not! Crying, that is. Or dating him anymore. I'm so fine, actually!!