#bret x veronica

[wolfofansbach]

Personal thoughts and meditations upon the occasion of the Riverdale series finale. 

Probably like four people are going to read this but I feel compelled to write it out anyway. This show has genuinely been a massive part of my life. I watched the first episode because some high school friends encouraged me to (IRONICALLY, BRO). I was in high school when I started this show. Those friends of course long ago fell away, unable to continue, unable to wacth anymore, but I have kept the faith. All seven seasons. Every. Single. Episode.

I’m not even entirely sure what captivated me so much about the show. I loved the atmosphere of season 1. I genuinely wanted to find out who killed Jason Blossom. Was genuinely fucked up by episode 1 x 12 and the first season finale.

I have such fond memories of watching the first season. I distinctly remember a road-trip I Tok with my friends the summer of 2017, and joking about  maple syrup drug empires and the “weirdo” line back when that was the wildest scene on the show. Joking about how sick of the song ‘Believer’ by Imagine Dragons (2017) we were. 

And then I decided to get involved in a fandom for the first time in a couple of years, and so I revived my old Tumblr, and I began Posting. And reading posts.  

That was my last summer after high school and I was so nervous about college but this show and this fandom helped me get through it. My freshman year I lived in a dorm, and if you wanted to watch TV you had to go down to this common room, so every Thursday I would go down there like an hour ahead of time and occupy the place to make sure the remote was in my hands by 7 PM. A few times I failed, and I missed an episode because of it. But rarely! 

I remember that slowly dawning feeling as season 2 progressed. Scrolling my Tumblr feed and slowly seeing people come to the realization: “wait…is it just me or does this show actually suck.” Was kind of frustrating at the time, realizing that the writers just like…were bad, but in retrospect? Beautiful. Incredible. Legendary. 

And you could even say that’s where the fun really began. Yes, there’s plenty to hate, but also Riverdale is brilliant. The show of all time. For real. No other show has done it like Riverdale. They just haven't, and they never will. The age of the cable television teen drama is ending, and what a hell of a last hurrah Riverdale has been.

The Red Circle. Jingle Jangle. The Gargoyle King. Edgar Evernever and his fantastic rocket. Bret Weston Wallis and Donna Sweett (genuinely cannot say their names without giggling). Jughead getting hit in the head with a rock and faking his death for like…some reason? I genuinely can’t remember, something to do with the Hardy Brothers idk. Tabitha sprinkling the devil with the tears of the Virgin Mary. The normies can laugh all they want about “epic highs and lows” but do they remember the even funnier lines like “if there’s no wedding, that means the gargoyle king has won” or “word of my exploits serving Nick his comeuppance…” THEY NEVER WILL. ONLY THE TRUE FAITHFUL UNDERSTAND. 

And is silly as it all was, I have genuine affection for these characters. Like Betty, Veronica, Jughead, Archie, Cheryl, Toni, actually mean a lot to me. YES they’re fake but I want the best for them (and for Beronica to be canon but you know we can’t win them all). I’m genuinely grateful that this show has existed and been a part of my life for the past six years. 

Moreover, I credit this show for seriously getting into writing. I’ve actually written almost a million words of Riverdale fanfiction. Much of it will never see the light of day, but it exists. Maybe I even have one or two left in me, I don’t know. At the very least I’d like to finish a few uncompleted fics. But I’ve also branched out. Since I started seriously writing in 2017, I’ve also finished several original manuscripts, and who knows, maybe one day I’ll get one published. Stranger things have happened. 

So, thanks Roberto.

And thanks to all of the very cool people I’ve run into in this fandom. I honestly wish I’d gotten to know most of you better, but them’s the breaks. Hopefully this isn’t weird but I’m going to tag a few people in particular. 

@village-skeptic. I know you’re not in the fandom anymore (lucky you), but thank you for, once upon a time, reading every one of the 200,000+ words of a 17-year-old kid’s turgid, indulgent, Riverdale Spanish Civil War fan fiction. I never, ever would have finished that story without you, and I credit it with giving me the confidence to keep writing, and in fact to write everything I’ve written since then. You’re brilliant and awesome. 

@satelliteinasupernova. Thank you for also reading Interbellum (are we noticing a pattern), and more importantly for all of your wonderful drawings. INCLUDING fanart of some of my fics. You have no idea how happy that Strange Death of Elizabeth Cooper piece made me. You rule. 

@sullypants. You were a perennial presence on my feed. Always wonderful to see. I love your taste in art, and I love those ‘penguin classics’ covers you made for a few of my fics. Thank you also for beta reading a few fics for me back in the glory days. And thank you for chatting with me a couple times over the years, including a few times when I was in quite unhappy places. 

@stillhidden. I’m not sure if we’ve ever actually talked, but you like or reblog everything I post and it makes me feel like I’m not just shouting into the void. Same goes for @frauleinfunf Thank God for dutiful mutuals. 

@sonyascomet. I can’t remember when I started following you but you have a really good sense of humor. And I’ll always remember when you kept posting about “Greg” for Succession and I, not knowing anything about Succession, kept imagining Greg Heffley. 

@stillhidden thank you for your world-weary Riverdale posts. You truly understand fandom like few others.

@halcooper. Your devotion to the neglected parents of Riverdale is truly admirable. Every time I see Lochlyn Munro in some weird low budget horror movie I’ll think of you.

I hope I didn’t forget anyone who would be offended by my forgetting, but I doubt it. 

All this to say this show has been a genuinely huge part of my life for six years. SIX YEARS. I graduated college, my God. I wish I could say I became a millionaire or a successful author in that time, but nah. Maybe one day, but for now I’m just kind of vibing. And unfortunately, I’ll have to vibe without Riverdale from now on. 

But as I sit myself down to watch the very last episode of this show, I remind myself that we’ll always have the memories. And I’ll always be an unapologetic Riverdale enjoyer. As a great man once said, snakes don’t shed their skins so easily. 

[liege-of-the-bees]

Episode 12: After the Fall.

Update: gonna actually just bullet point things.

Alice and Mary are so lesbian ngl

Betty and her two lesbian moms

News at 6: Archie still doesn't understand racism/classism

Veronica would really prefer to be considered shallow rather then imperfect, huh?

I know Archie canonically writes songs but I cannot imagine him writing good poetry. That man's brain is just a window's screensaver

Archie really just needs to get heavier, denser

I actually really like Ethel and Jughead as a detective team tbh

Archie nepo baby x

Betty really wants to fuck Veronica, huh?

Just a gay lil double date sleepover

MUSICAL NUBERS INCLUDED APPARENTLY

Actually, I forgot Veronica is just the straightest woman

Dilton gonna join Betty's make-out fantasies

'From now on, consider me Lactose Intolerant' - Pep Comics dude

BRET

THE DICKHEAD HIMSELF

Let me guess, Bret made the car crash

Ngl the music in the Reggie/Archie dish washing scene was so romance coded

Jughead and Ethel are such an underrated duo

Ayyyy Polly does exist in this universe. That's new.

Betty and Veronica have this weird thing going where I simultaneously think they're such lesbians and also that Veronica is the straightest woman

Case in point: 'It's so hard to be straight'

WAIT

'Dw Betty, it's natural to think abt kissing girls'

FUCKING HELL

And to have their kiss interrupted by Mrs Andrews, bisexual icon? Homophobia

Why am I supposed to care about Julian when I've only seen him be a racist, homophobic piece of shit the entire season?

Again, Alice and Mary should kiss.

Ngl they probably have

'Same with all the guys on the team' - Reggie: Press X to doubt

Archie still doesn't understand racism

The line about Jughead being 'wise beyond his years' is cringe but IT WOULD HAVE WORKED if Jughead had kept his memories.

BERONICA ENDGAME? I mean, it kind of came out of nowhere, but I am so down

I think Archie and Reggie should kiss

They don't even have to be gay they can just kiss

Or not even kiss. Just a lil cuddle. Spoon.

Bret doesn't strike me as the type to do sports. Like, he would maybe do cricket. Possibly golf. But basketball? No

They're doing a High School Musical thing where Poetry is actually a metaphor for homosexuality

[ravenempress101]

Veronica Lodge x  Bret Weston Wallis Ft. His Friends *Requested*

THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING HUN I LOVED WRITING THIS ONE AND IT IS NOT WEIRD I LOVE YOUR MINDS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL PLEASE SEND MORE AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT LOVE YESSS 😍😍😍

i’m still doing requests and taking them lovelies 

Masterlist

Warnings: Manhandled, Choking, 3 people, sexual advancement, force entry,smut, dirty talk,broken Veronica,

River Vixens i'm going to meet up with Archie in the parking lot" As Veronica stood up and scanned at her iPhone for a text from the orange haired man. Cheryl stalked over toward her and boomed back at her "Be back for call outs, Veronica we need you"

Veronica shook her head in agreement, step after step of her running out the stadium toward the parking lot fences. she glanced at her phone again but no text. stop from running she tapped her cheer shoes in rhythm, crossing her tanned arms over her breasts.

"where is Archie, he was suppose to be here " below a whisper. "oh look it's veronica at a stonewall game, you don’t see that often" A voice boomed through her thoughts. Her mouth dropped from the light brown locks and blue eyes standing right in front of her. her worst nightmare met her horizon.

"oh no it's you, what do you want Bret" 

"hey hey nothing, but just admiring a ravishing raven haired girl" Bret took a few steps close to veronica frame. Placing his slender fingers under her chin. veronica head went up and looked in his icy blue eyes as a smirk creep on his face. veronica was a beautiful master piece in Bret's eyes and he wants her plastered on his mind.

She took a few steps back and pushed Bret. He flew back, his smirk disappeared and replaced with a eyebrow furrowed and his blood boiling. veronica head falling down from Bret’s gaze."well i don't want anything to do with you.'Bret stalking toward veronica, while he placed his hands in his hair swooping a few locks to the side.

"Oh, but i got a lot of things that i want to do to you the love of my heart, and the girl standing right there is going to listen to and do whatever i say" 

"bull crap no i am not"

Her spitting back at Bret. He captured her cheer skirt, her body crashing into his as bret held her close. his hand found its way toward his pocket and a black rectangular object made its way along her plump lips.

Veronica stood there as droplets appeared on her forehead. she turned herself around from Bret scanning for Archie, his gripped tighten and veronica's body snapped back to his. "stop Bret I need to find Archie"

Veronica fought in his hold on her. Bret made his way down toward her ear. His rough Heartshappes brushed against her ear with every word he spoke.

“Read what that says on the tape”

“Veronica and…. oh no”

“Oh yes and you know I had such a fonding of you Veronica”

veronica flinch from his sticky breathe on her ear. Bret lips place a airy kiss on her ear. a strangled moan escaped her mouth from the distressed he placed on her petite body.“No Bret I’ll give you anything daddy has a lot of money”He smirked at the flustered girl and trailed his eyes from her curvy love handles.veronica was begging to keep her insanity from Bret.

He had so much in store for her.  His rough palm found its way on her back. Bret stepping forward as veronica stepping back. Her heart raced with every step that they both took. They waltzed with each others body. Bret placed her in between the barb wire fence. Terror filled her eyes on what she had to accomplish from the evil man.

"i really want that curvy body of yours"Her wrists compelled there way on the wire. Her orbs leading to Bret. two sets of different hands placed her in the hold. Veronica kicked her legs forward but Bret's henchmen bondage didn't budge.Her body coming alive for him to take every innocence she has.

Brett intertwined his hands with his belt loops and his pants coming undone. His jeans made there way down to his thigh and his Calvin Klein’s followed. Bret's dick exposed right in front of Veronica. Pre cum dripping from the tip at the sensation veronica brought him.

"Alright boys, Let's give her what she's really been missing.

Bret trailed his palm up and down his shaft , lubricating his dick for veronica a groan escaped from him as his length grew in his hand. "no please"

Her protests feeling the air. Veronica felt she wanted to faint from the enduring pain that he felt he was going to call. Bret ran his thumb along her red stained lips. he grabbed her thigh and her legs found there way on both side of his torso. Exposed in front of Bret, her skirt rides up.  His dick fell in between her legs. liquid dripping from him and soaked her lace pantie. a moan came out her throat.

Veronica felt her area contract from the heated contact. Bret ran his tip along her plump bud that peaked through. Veronica heart raced from the cold world that Bret created for both of them.

A harden breast nipple appeared under her cheer shirt. Goosebumps flared on her skin. Bret teasing made her body fall into denial that her body craved. His hand slipped between the fold of her panties. Him pulling them to the side. her love box appeared, dripping from the cool air that hit her.

Stimalously as his cock stood there, he slipped one slender finger inside her as his precum covered his finger. She bite back at the finger in her and grind her hips at Bret’s finger covering in her roughly.then Bret takes his finger out lines up at her entrance. his free hand captures her vagina folds and spreads them apart. he's inches away from her opening he slides his tip inside her wiggling.  

Her bottom lip finds its way in between her teeth. Veronica eyes enclosed in her skull. The thickness of him overtook her site. As he continues to enter himself in, she shakes her legs from the hardness she feels that Bret gave her.

"already? Do i really have that much effect on you?"

“Ugh uh uh Brett no”

Veronica protests ringed in Bret’s euphoria.instantly he guides his finger covered in Veronica and sucks her off his index. Immediately after that Both boys on the side of her Placed rough burning kisses on her neck. As purple and blue hickey’s decorated her skin.

Meanwhile Starting to stab inside and out of her. Bret picked up pace holding down her waist giving more leverage to split her inside."take it Veronica'

His hand came over her mouth. Muffled moans filled her body going up and down on the fence as Veronica rode him. slapping noise grew louder with each lunge. Her hands formed balls into fists. muscles tensing from the tension between pain and pleasure for her it was only pain.

"yes baby girl, you are so tight"a high speed for both of them. Bret grabbed the fence from his impacts, he was enjoying ruining the woman.  Him came at a slow diligent pace Changing his direction inside her. as he curved inside her g-spot repeatedly did straight rough strokes. Her walls gave out with the movement. Veronica core clenched around his head. Her womb tightening as her high becoming visible.

Bret picked up on his panther like thrust in a rythem that Veronica chest hived. Bret could feel him get closer to his euphoria that he wanted veronica to share with him. Her body trembled and her sweat drenched her hair.

"i own you"

Himself pumping a few more. His structure lose its stamina. a wave of his high crash in. spilling into the woman. Veronica choked from Bret’s hand around her throat squeezing the life out her as he filled her with his warm cum.

“Bret noooo”

Water droplets filled the rim of her heavy eyes. His sharp thrust continued riding out his orgasm. veronica insides were replaced with a black hole for Bret to jab through. nausea crept up her throat as Bret sharply advanced her. A wince fell upon her helpless sensitive feeling he destroyed. He came to a slow rythem, veronica's frame became cold and stillness at the manhandling he enforced."alright boys, who next?"

"no please, i had enough please"

"i'm down, love to ruin a vixen"

Bret pulled himself out of her. The boy of Bret's friend captured Veronica's limp body and dragged it on the concrete . Veronica placed her heels on the ground but she found herself on the hood of a car. The guy ran his fingers along his shaft.

Bringing his tip to her bud. She startled herself by how sensitive she was. Seeing Bret’s cum drip out of her made him grow. He made his way along her fold. Using his tip to capture Bret’s cum back inside her. His dick followed right behind plunging himself in her vagina.His humping turned ruthless as slurring his commands his eyes closing from the euphoria her creamed bud felt.“Uh uh uh freak”

Veronica gasping out at Brett’s friend. Her lightheaded from the boys impact. veronica felt like this went on for days. Her body couldn't take the painful bruises he created. Her hands grouped his shoulder bracing herself from him. “So warm princess yesss I love this one Brett”

The man Slithered, his head found its way in her shoulder. As his locks fell on Veronica’s drenched forehead.

Then the last man jumped on top of the car and lined himself at veronica's mouth forcing his tip inside. the gentleman forced all himself in. her throat filled with his dick. deepthroating veronica performed. her squeals came in contact with him. her mouth created vibrations from her warnings. the man moaned from above her.

“Her mouth even feels like heaven”

Orbs rolled to the back of her head from the predatorious movements that were enforced. They started going harder with each hold on her body for her wrists had purple marks decorated and faster to the losing control of there bodies reaching there high as both of them filled her with cum she swallowed the first ones cum to fill her stomach and her womb forcefully ate for his rich cum decorated and mixed with Bret’s.“Roni we had such a good time”

Brett teases as they all pulled out her. While Bret sneakily places a peck on her cum filled lips.

Meanwhile they ran off from a black eye liner teared stained Veronica shuddering.Her inside was overflowing with men’s semen. The liquids dropped out of her and she felt every drop that uncovered from her. Her body was paralyzed from the sexual acts that took place. Archie never came for her as her heart broke from the images in her head of him not coming but for Bret had his predatory ways were a success

[riverdale-retread]

Riverdale S4 E12 (Spoilers)

-Jughead and Bret apparently have to report to Dupont that they’re going to engage in a fight - excuse me, Jones challenged Wallis to a duel for their honor. Dupont says, with evident approval, that Jughead has ‘invoked the arcane tradition.’   This school is in upstate NY and therefore it can’t have been founded  in 1440 like Eton - none of its traditions are arcane.  These people are so Jughead’s true community.   But of course it’s Jughead’s fate to always be the resented, barely tolerated outsider in every single group to which he tries to belong. 

The Jughead/ Bret Duels

-About honor

 Jughead says “honor” is a word that gets thrown around a lot at Stonewall Prep, but the Serpents also have a fetish for that word (Jughead taunts Reggie about not having honor after becoming Serpent prince, and FP asks Jughead to bring honor to their name).  But, Jughead, babe?  That word - I do not think it means what you think it means.  

What exactly is Jughead fighting for here?  Betty’s reputation has been harmed, but it wasn’t actually harmed by Bret.  Betty’s reputation has been sullied, intentionally, by Alice, who hates women in general and her daughters in particular, and wants to make sure that Betty doesn’t get to go to college.  That’s why Alice got the quiz show questions from someplace and gives it to Betty with no instructions on what to do with that sheet of paper afterwards to her straight-arrow daughter.  

Bret being a classist know it all in love with Betty’s boyfriend was enraged that he lost out to Betty in a question about cars of all things, so he spitefully went through her trash. Sure. That’s creepy and weird, but the reputation damage came from Alice.  

 I feel like going through contestants’ trash after a knowledge based competition to see how they prepped, if they were unfairly coached in fact isn’t dishonorable - it’s a bit like post-competition drug testing for athletes, in a way. 

So what Jughead is doing is a combination of very Jughead impulses: 1) setting himself on fire because Betty wants him to be the weaker member of their partnership and 2) trying to fight his way into a club by playing by their rules.

- The Matches

 - Jughead’s intense irritation about ‘saber’ being one of the ways of fighting is very funny, because if he’d gone to Stonewall  from the start, I think fencing would totally be Jughead’s sport.  You know he’d go on about what a noble sport it is. And the girls suggest a chess match as a tie breaker.  Jughead chooses Donna to be his second, and I believe this comes from his recognition that she’s the talented writer of his seminar.   Jughead is a meritocrat, and he expects talented people to be honest and true. He has no basis to think this except he’s an optimist.

- It  rings true to me that an exclusive, exclusionary fancy school would not care about fairness in anything. Not even superficial fairness.  They know Jughead has never done any sort of fencing. Of course Jughead loses, and I wish we’d seen the Jughead and Donna training montage.   Both Bret and Jughead have cute butts, so that’s a plus.

- The punching match which is supposed to go into 7 rounds.  I adore, with all I’ve got, the way Jughead refuses to get into a ‘proper’ fighting stance.  Jughead knows how to make a macho entrance, so if he wanted to he could do what Bret is doing, this classic Victorian Gentleman boxer pose.  But Jughead thinks all of this is fucking stupid, the need to pose and circle and whatever, because he’s been severely beaten up before, in ugly but effective ways, and he’s knocked someone out cold before too (RIP Kurtz).  So he’s mocking Bret by mincing around like a hunchbacked praying mantis before delivering the knockout blow.  

- The cost of this little act of sarcastic mockery though is to get bodychecked YET AGAIN in the hallway of a school. OH NO. I hate when this happens to Jughead.  It hasn’t happened in so long (since S2 E11)  that he’s genuinely really shocked and then very hurt. 

- Donna Sweett, being a girl and probably not straight, thinks this whole ‘contest for a man of honor’ is bloody stupid, and explains the whole thing as pack behavior. 

- Bret wants Jughead to walk away from the Baxter Bros contract and to drop out of the school. He also pronounces DuPont in the French way.  What changed his mind?  I think he was hurt that Jughead made fun of the boxing match even as he won it. And he really didn’t have to punch Bret that hard. 

- I’m a better writer, I’m a better competitor and I’m a better man.  Jughead is not used to having someone’s unabashed sexual admiration. He’s like, drunk with power.  And he whispers this, after saying really mean things to Bret about him being a terrible writer (I mean the show says they are both worse than Donna by a LOT), and Bret is just so turned on.  Jughead has never had this much sexual power over another person so he indulges himself by turning the tension up to 11 before saying “Can we get this started already?” and Dupont is so relieved.

Meanwhile - 

The Terrible Cooper Women Are Terrible

- Betty’s punishment for cheating at the Quiz Show finals is suspension, being stripped of her EIC position at the newspaper and being banned from prom.   And Bret has filed a justifiable restraining order against Betty. Alice is energetic and happy because, other than the prom, any one of those other things  would make most universities that accepted a student reconsider their matriculation, and Betty has won the “We Regret To Inform You Bingo.”

Personal note:  One of my college roommates had a mom who didn’t want her to go away to college, called her every night (the mom, to the roommate) weeping about how lonely she was in the house, why did she have to go away so far for school, she could just come home and teach piano to the neighborhood like she used to in high school.  The roommate lasted 3 semesters and then dropped out.  So I’ve seen a real Alice in real life.

- Betty decides to forgive her mother and seeks vengeance on Bret, fuck whatever happens to Jughead, and ropes in Alice who is all in, because Alice loves to encourage her daughters to destroy themselves.   Yes, I know that Jughead is a sacrificial pawn in the Baxter Bros. Murder Cult and that Chipping intended for Jughead to be that,  so Jughead would really have been killed if he’d stayed. However, Betty doesn’t know this, and this is not why she pursues the Chipping case.  This is unconscious aggression against Jughead.

- Betty thinks Bret is the leader of the pack.  It never occurs to her that Donna, a small, dark haired girl, could be the alpha, despite witnessing the great Veronica Lodge and the great Toni Topaz in action every day.

- The Cooper women visit Mrs Chipping, and Alice with her We are just here to help.  Sure.   A widow who says I do not believe my husband was having an affair with a teenage student  is deserving of sympathy but has no credibility, but the show’s position is that a wife and widow would know 100% if her husband cheated on her or was a sexual predator, but bad girls like Donna Sweet lie about sexual abuse. And they Cooper Women go through the dead mans remains, and finds the Army recruitment pamphlets.

- One good thing: Moose is alive!  But then a bad thing: He’s looking rather subdued and unhappy in his uniform, but that might be because he has to talk about the fact that his new start at Stonewall (recruited by Chipping!) got ruined, and he was terrorized by Bret about a supposed sex tape.  The show leaves it carefully open as to WHO this was with, because Moose (as a reformed jock now gentleman bi king) refuses to say who the ‘classmate’ was. I expect it was a boy. Was it Jonathan?

- Betty breaks & enters into Bret’s room and is rifling through his things with the help of her mother. This is inexcusable.  Not even Hiram does this.  Bret really knows Betty very well, doesn’t he? He’s already sought a restraining order against her because he knows she’d do things like this.  Betty is remarkably like Archie - the ends always justify the means, and they both think that if (you think that)  you know a person has done one thing wrong, you can fuck them up as much as you want with impunity. Betty Cooper scares the shit out of me.  I admire Bret’s self restraint.  Bret  also understands Jughead really well, because he (and Betty!) both know that Betty bringing fucking Alice into this dorm room to do this violation of Bret’s privacy would make Jughead very upset, so it’s a super effective way to get the awful Cooper Women out of his space.  

Again I have to ask - What sort of honor and whose honor is Jughead fighting for?  Betty does not give a shit about being honorable, at all, whatsoever.  Betty is all about winning, exactly like Bret.   Is Jughead fighting to recover his own honor, by being associated with such a dishonorable girl, by being  so absolutely devoted to a girl who treats everyone badly?

- But. If someone had a sex tape of me, I would break into their house and set it on fire afterwards, so BETTY IS FULLY JUSTIFIED

Jughead Loses Heart About Stonewall like Betty always wanted

- Betty appears to be Jughead’s chess coach, and then grills him about exactly when and where the chess match will be .She does not tell Jughead about the repeat break ins to Stonewall.  She could tell him about the sex tape, you know. Her worries about it.  But she doesn’t because she wants to hurt him and leave him out of things, as revenge.   I’m so hurt by this. Betty, at this stage, fully hates Jughead. 

- If the most important person in your life does every possible thing to make their displeasure and dislike of you being a part of something very clear, it’s hard to sustain the courage and motivation to keep at it against difficulties.  Betty has tried to write down a take down article that leads to Jughead getting threatened about his Holy Yale admission; she makes it blatantly unsafe for him to express happiness about anything good that happens there; she breaks into his room with her mother and rifles through his roommate's things and then breaks into a room in the school and commits trespass and theft, and then is caught red handed.  

- Jughead  could’ve won the chess match, but he throws it, instead, because Betty has made it very clear that the most important, stable relationship of his entire human existence is dependent on not committing to his own education, not committing to overcoming family trauma, not committing to finding his own place among his intellectual and artistic peers. Jughead wanted to win this honor duel, badly, but Betty just cut out his courage from under him.   She makes Jughead’s entire life about choosing between Her and Everything Else.  And he chooses Her.  I no longer find this as romantic as I once did.

- If the genders of the players were reversed, Jughead would have been killed off for real.  

- Jughead claims not to have any regrets about throwing the match, and he says what he’s supposed to say, that Betty is not a damsel in distress and those people don’t matter.  But this is not true.  He wanted to win, he wanted to belong,  and while Betty was all about it when Jughead was exploring his Serpent side (JUST LIKE ALICE WITH FP) she could not bear the thought of him as a student of a prestigious school. No support there. 

Archie Ruins FP Again

- I despise the fact that Uncle Fucking Frank is a mercenary.  I hate mercenary storylines in general and I hate this one in particular because of Uncle Fucking Frank.  He knows the dude who walks in on them is a mercenary and invites him to dinner with his nephew, into the house he’s crashing in and mooching off from.  And he basically admits to committing human rights violations (I did things, I followed orders) but Archie is a Dumb and is only like, But He’s My UncleWuncle. 

- Archie insists on inviting a totally strange man to sleep in his house because that man says the words Fred and son in the same sentence.  He offers as an incentive, “My mom is not here.”  (= I am alone here).   Archie always wants to fill up his house with burly, bearded men in flannels. This is not about Fred, because Fred was not burly, he was lithe and pretty.  This is genuine gay-baiting - a muscular cute boy constantly wanting to be surrounded by middle aged macho men, the more the better.

- I’ve held my own against this ultra-Marine types:   FP is so very done with the Sheriff job, completely, even though at this point Hiram is too busy to mess with him much in a particular.  FP only became sheriff to avoid serving another prison sentence or getting killed, and settled into for a bit because it allowed him some proximity to his college-man middle-class dreams from childhood.  The thing is it only really held meaning for him because Jughead was around to be proud and look at him with that apple-cheek glow he gets whenever he mentions his dad is the sheriff.  But now, Alice wants to be fucking a Serpent in her hot middle age, Jellybean is like Give Me Back My Mother and Jughead isn’t there, so he’s have some sort of empty nester syndrome a year early. So FP decides to rumble with the mercenary.  

- I am trying to say as little as possible about the mercenaries but I will note that there’s some sort of honor code among the mercenary types, which Uncle Fucking Frank knows about, and if you break it, then there’s no limit on collateral damage, and he never tells Archie or FP anything about it while these two amateurs (a dumb kid and a small town crook turned small town sheriff) try to hatch a plan to save his ass.  (Duckie? or whoever got murdered, for example, but his wife is around to call Uncle Fucking Frank). 

- By the way, Mary Andrews is MIA because she’s been somewhere else (maybe Chicago?) ‘for a case.’  Right.  But does she not take phone calls from her teenage son that she left alone with a brother-in-law that all the adults who know him think is a shifty criminal?  Archie has been making all the terrible decisions about the family business all on his own and he never once thinks to call his lawyer mother.

- The mercenary attack on Archie which then becomes an attack on Kevin. The show lowkey admits that Kevin is an alpha because the mercenary knocks Kevin out one-handed and it makes him very menacing. He also throws Archie around like a rag doll and I kind of like it. 

- Uncle Fucking Frank finally leaves (but not permanently, alas).

- Archie wants to be a simple man with honor, like his dad.  Well you have half of that down anyway, dumbass. 

Veronica and Katy Keene

- New York Is My Town, Not Yours. Veronica has an interview with Barnard College, so I guess this means she didn’t get into Columbia.  I knew there was no way to tell her story to the Columbia recruiter.

- Katy Keene and Veronica Lodge look like identical twins and dress the same and have the exact same voice and intonation.   So, Boyfriend Twins are a thing, but is there a gay girl equivalent?  Because it really looks like Veronica hallucinated a mirror image of herself and is just talking to herself back and forth. And given this wonderful soulmate connection (it surpasses Bughead’s Hive-Mind moments) how has Veronica been able to cope with this loss? 

- Veronica says Betty is her best friend to Katy and calls Jughead ‘her beau’ and they’re making long distance work (because she wants the best for people she loves, and Veronica loves Betty).  But I note that Katy and Veronica go for men who are  ultra masculine - big, muscular boxers,  and they keep insisting that the boy they picked is ‘the best’ even though, with all due respect to KO Kelly, he was willing to box a dude that he knew was not in his weight class, so is he really... the best? 

- Katy Keene has the same orientation towards her friends that Veronica does, by the way.  Her mother is dying of cancer, but her beloved Veronica is in town, so they have a wonderful carefree, you’re so pretty no YOU’re so pretty date and finally, only when Veronica asks, does she unburden this huge tragedy, and says things like I’m sorry, I didn’t want to tell you, I didn’t want to cry today. This is same energy as Veronica bravely climbing into the jalopy to give Archie, who cheated on her with her best friend, a beautiful goodbye, full of smiles. 

- Veronica gets into Barnard! ( And Hermione claims that Hiram is sick.)

What is this mess with Toni, Fangs, Kevin and Nick St Clair?

- Fangs is just so pleased that Kevin is talking to him again and he’s so cute I can’t stand it.  The two boys hand each other a giant roll of cash on school premises and the only human who notices this is Toni (of course).  Fangs calls the tickleporn business a side hustle and bats his long lashes about it.

- Someone on the Riverdale writing team definitely went to Yale, because guess who got into Harvard?  Nick St. Clair.  And note that that the Harvard admissions counselor was completely comfortable hinting, on a phone, to Veronica, that he’d been bribed by Hiram (Thank your father for the rum).  But Betty not getting into Yale is literally the end of the world.

- It’s both true and enraging that almost every girl has a terrible sexual assault experience of some stripe but Toni’s idea of  doing something about it is  grotesque to me.  She enacts vengeance.  She drugs Nick, they symbolically gang rape him, against his orientation and using the bodies of not-straight men (Kevin and Fangs), and makes revenge porn, with which she threatens Nick.  I hate this.   And kudos to the brilliance of the Me Too movement, for finding a way different than this. 

- Shirtless Fangs is hot. 

[madebyleftovermuses]

The One With The Duel

Chapter Sixty-Nine: Men of Honor

Jughead suggesting bare-knuckle brawling

So, fencing, bare-knuckle, and chess

Who the hell is Ted Bishop?

Who is Greg?

Oh, serving buddies

Archie, you don’t invite random people home for dinner

Of course, Veronica would go on a shopping spree

I can see why Toni would think Fangs is selling drugs

Screw Honey!

Fuck Bret!

Really? A restraining order? You’ve been coming onto her

“apparently, you cracked open his head with a gold club” “oh, right. I did do that” ❤

Betty keeping her murder board at the Blue and Gold

Alice helping Betty

“We have missing students, evil preppies, dead writers, a teacher's suicide.” The evil preppies ❤

Is there a Mrs. Chipping?

Who the fuck is Duckie? Is this NCIS?

Ted is going around killing people

Of course, Archie forgot his phone

Of course, Frank is a mercenary

There is a Mrs. Chipping

Chipping wasn’t a cheater

He complained about the Baxter Brother books and wished he’d never gotten the contract…. why?

Let’s take a look at the box of stuff

Chipping had army pamphlets and apparently Betty is connecting dots

FP knows these ultramarine types as his time as a vet and a Serpent

Jughead fencing!

Bret is going to win this round

I was right

Katy Keene

I like the second outfit

Ted might not be armed but the Serpents and the sheriff are

I thought I saw Sweet Pea, but it must have been someone tall

Frank Andrews? Don’t know him

Ugh! Nick St. Clair is back

Of course, Nick got into Harvard

Oh no! poor Cheryl

Moose got the pamphlets

Chipping is why Moose was at Stonewall Prep

Bret of course videotaped Moose having sex in their dorm

Is Donna the classmate?

Bret has a collection of sex tapes?

Oh, shit does he have a video of Jug and Betty?

“Breaking and entering, is this normal for you, Elizabeth?” Yes

Alice’s oh my god

“I could really do a number on you by releasing it.” How? Are they into some kinky shit?

Jughead wouldn’t care about Betty’s escapade, would he?

Bret is like “Fuck, gotta get rid of the tapes”

I didn’t realize Archie and Veronica were still a thing

So, Veronica was 16 as a sophomore or as a freshmen….do the writers not know what the normal age for high school is?

Katy and her mom made Veronica’s dress

Aw, Katy’s mom is sick 😭

Cheryl is about to tell Toni about Nick

Sophomore year seems so long ago

So, Toni didn’t always live in Riverdale

Dude, Jughead can take a hit

Damn! Bret got knocked the fuck out! And I couldn’t be prouder of Jug

You dumb fuck! Don’t believe a prisoner is dead

Damn! Everyone pissed that Jughead knocked Bret out

A dead snake in the shape of an S

Is Tubby a serpent or a chubby police officer that FP nicknamed Tubby?

CAN ARCHIE PLEASE HAVE A BREAK?!

How is a grown man with no ties to the school even allowed to jump someone in the bathroom?

“This school is insane” fucking Kevin ❤

How the fuck is no one rushing the check on the crashing of things?

Frank came back!

Toni is going to take out his kneecaps!

Betty and Jug playing chess

Bret wanting Jug to walk away from the contract because he can’t believe Jughead won it and he didn’t

Found the tapes

I’m calling bullshit

And I don’t think Jughead consented to it

Bret is very confused as why Jughead let him win

Frank isn’t going to turn himself in

They went to New York for a doctor

Hiram has a neuromuscular disorder

GOOD WEAKEN HIRAM

He’s sick in the fucking head

His soul is black, and he deserves this

Kevin and Fangs help set Nick up

Kevin shaking his head in the background as Nick threats Toni

Toni will take Nick out if she has to

Farmies watching tickle porn together stays together

Fangs cuddling a stuffed bunny

We all knew Frank was going to run

Is Archie going to go into the military?

Veronica got into Barnard

The ho said Lodge, didn’t she?

She did say Lodge, she relented

Can we kill off Hiram next season?

Why did she take Donna’s and not Jug’s?

Mr. Kotter? Who the hell is that?

Donna is the mastermind? I mean Bret isn’t all the smart he’s better for punching your way through something

[kagszzy]

Help me choose the next smut!

(LONG POST AHEAD)

Hey there guys, so here’s my list of WIP/Ideas, along with each works various kinks. Note that ideas are yet to be written, it’s mostly just the summary but I do know the overall direction they will go in. Reply with ‘Idea x’ or ‘WIP x’ to make things easier for me to look back on :)

IDEAS:

1] Slut Betty needs more funds for a new camera so she have better quality camming, so she sets up a ‘fuck me marathon’ date with four of her most loyal fans. Identities do need to be protected though, so they all get code names and masks. FP-mr snake, Fred-mr dog, Tom-mr bear, Hiram-mr fox. (I may end up scrapping the codenames/masks all together and/or just go with a dubcon/blackmail route)

2] set in s4, Bret decides to give Betty a personal interview for the school paper. -drugging, dubcon, cheating.

3] Principle Honey punishes Betty for not delivering the article he had asked for.-dubcon, hard spanking, object insertion;football trophies. slut shaming, mild bondage;medals

4] Wanting to prove she can handle any challenge the Serpents give her, Betty agrees to be their personal ‘dog’ for the day. -pet play, leashes, collars, anal, slut shaming, humiliation. 

5] AU- Betty goes to a spa and receives the best treatment ever.-DP, Slut shaming, cheating(?) (Fangs/Sweet Pea work as the masseuses. Or a random OC drugs her with some aphrodisiac incense/lotion)

6] In the midst of the Riverdale quarantine, and with Jughead and Archie gone, Betty and Veronica find comfort knowing that they still have each other -cheating, breast play, clitoral stimulation

7] AU- Inspired by the comic’s whimsical ideas, and frenemy beronica- Betty and Veronica magically switch lives for a day. Betty takes advantage by calling up all of V’s old boyfriends. 

8] Reggie and the Bulldogs get revenge on Betty for publishing a negative article about them. (although I’m perfectly ok with giving this one up to my gal, cherry ;) ) gangbang, DP, triple penetration, humiliation.

9] Betty and Jughead reluctantly find out that, as part of her new role as Queen, Betty must now fuck any new recruits who want to join the gang. Not wanting to share/oversee that it goes well, a jealous Jughead agrees to a threesome. DP, sloppy seconds, cuckolding,

10]  FP enforces Jug to help him punish Betty for going against Serpent orders/ruining a business deal/losing money/putting the Serpents in danger, etc. threesome, DP, rough sex, cuckolding, dubcon, punishment

11] Veronica catches Betty sucking Hiram off OR Jug catches Betty sucking Sweet Pea/FP/Other off and Veronica/Jughead get off on it. 

12] On a school trip in the mountains, Betty and SweetPea/Reggie sneak off and fuck. (im thinking if I go with SP, it might become a chapter in my SweetB camming-verse)

13] Sweet Pea blackmails Betty to be his slave after finding out her camming secret and fucks her in the pool house at Cheryl’s party. (Note that I have few SP+blackmail/camming ideas in general, but I like the idea of this one since I want Betty to get fucked in her bathing suit) -cheating, blackmail, creampie, size kink, anal

14] AU- Betty buys two tickets in advance to a fancy hot spring retreat for her and Jug’s anniversary, but then they end up breaking things off (possibly after her dance or bc Jug is to invested in the Serpents) A couple months pass, and forgetting to cancel the reservation, Betty reluctantly goes, throwing out the extra ticket and hoping to once and for all, forget about the Southside Serpents. Imagine her surprise when, Sweet Pea shows up at the retreat, with the other ticket. (I feel I might make this one more of a shippy smut with plot, but who knows. I just like the idea alot bc there’s that great photo of Jordan in the pool lol) -teasing, sexual tension, pool/water sex, anal, ass obsession, rough sex.

15] Veronica is annoyed that Hermosa is still loitering around Riverdale, especially when she said she would leave. Wanting to find the reason for her sister’s extended stay, Veronica hides away in Hermosa’s closet and is shocked to find her bff Betty, is having sex with older Lodge daughter. OR, V accidentally stumbles upon them. (also, I plan to make V have a huge crush/obsession with Betty, thus making her insanely jealous when she finds out.) -strap ons, breast play, older sister kink, psudo incest kink+incest, sneaking around, older woman/younger woman, (possible threesome)

16] When the Jones’ move into the Cooper home, Betty finds out FP isn’t a changed man after all. -blackmail, dubcon, cheating, blow jobs, shower sex.

WIP:

1] Sequel to Perfect Daughter; Betty comes home from a hard day at school. Mommy Hermione and Daddy Hiram help her relax. -schoolgirl uniform, threesome, mommy+daddy kink/roleplay, psudo incest. 

2] Sequel to In His Service; Hiram continues to use Betty as his personal sex maid, But when she finds out he’s still doing shady business behind her back, she lashes out, forgetting her place. This forces Hiram to punish her by lending out her holes to his business associates. -threesome, dubcon, spitroasting, maid uniform, punishment.

3] Sequel to Betty and Sweets make a porno; (will most likely turn this into a series) Betty plays with herself as she recalls the last cam session she had with Sweets. Alternatively; they make another video in his trailer. - masturbation, clitoral stimulation, camming, orgasm denial, squirting

4] a sort of spin off to the Never Going Back series; Jughead, being a huge momma’s boy, is deeply upset when he is forced to go live with FP after Gladys has kicked him out. Things seem to go from bad to worse when he finds out FP is dating his old high school crush, Betty. But determined to make things work, (or alternatively, it’s Jug’s bday)  FP offers up Betty, and Jughead quickly realizes he’s got a huge mommy kink. - lactation, mommy kink, milk kink, breast obsession, breast milk.

5] Also in my Never Going back series; FP takes Betty out shopping, they experience some rude customer service and FP gets his revenge by fucking Betty in the dressing room, while she wears their products. -public sex, lingerie, cum play, creampie. (note; at the time, a friend suggested to me FP take his revenge even further by urinating on the items at the very end, and while I was ok with that because I felt it fit with his plan to mess up the products/get his revenge as much as possible, I'm now unsure whether to keep or change it.  Most likely I’ll change it if people aren’t up for it)

6] Betty/Charles; Charles is obsessed with getting closer to Betty. But it’s only logical she would be reluctant to accept a total stranger not only into her home, but as her older brother. But when Betty wakes up one day with marks on her body, the family asks him to catch the ‘suspect’ who broke in, unaware that it’s Charles who keeps sneaking in and is unable to keep his hand off his darling baby sister. -obsession, incest, noncon, drugged sex, dark themes

7] Betty/Jughead/Reggie; Betty becomes the center of attention from both the hottest AND smartest guy in her class, when she’s dancing at a local night club. She can’t decide who to take home and well, college is a time for some wild fun, right? So why not both? -threesome, DP, spitroasting, couch sex. 

8] Betty/Veronica/Reggie; (this was a halloween inspired idea) Succubi Betty and Veronica struggle to find a young male who can produce enough potent cum to feed them both, and keep their powers strong, that is until they discover Riverdale High’s football captain, Reggie Mantle. -threesome, cum play, cum sluts, creampies, size kink, cum swallowing/swapping, cum marking.

There are other prompts/requests that I was given, but I’d rather try to work on something where I already know the direction I want it to go in, or something that is at least 20% written. But just in case I'll list what I remember off the top of my head;

Betty/Hal- adult breast feeding

Betty/Jug/Reggie-Jug catches Reggie fucking her, Betty and Reggie fuck after bughead break up, Betty and Reggie invite Jug to play.

Betty/Rddads; The dads use Betty during prom.

[thejonzone]

Riverdale is the Best Show You’ve Written Off

About once a month, a tweet will go around, reading something like “I can’t believe Netflix cancelled [SHOW X], but Riverdale is still on?!? *eye roll emoji, angry cussing emoji*.” It can be difficult to read tweets like these, because I like Riverdale. But I understand why it has struggled to keep an audience-- there is a perception that the show has gone completely off the rails, a chaos of hot actors in their mid-20s playing glamorous high school sociopaths, with the show choosing excess over narrative cohesion. That perception is pretty accurate. It’s an easy show to write off and easy to make fun of, especially because, as a CW show, it’s ostensibly geared to teens. So it brings me no pleasure to say that Riverdale, currently in its 5th season, has reached a renaissance, and its episodes so far this season represent its high-water mark. 

To appreciate how stunning and exciting Riverdale’s new direction is, it’s important to understand how we got here.

In the first season, a murder in the titular town revealed an underbelly of thugs, power brokers, and shady backroom rulers, all vying for control with gothic morbidity. What followed after that season though, was something else entirely. 

Riverdale, ramping up during Seasons 2 through 4, became a beautiful mess. I think it’s important to state that no other show on television is even attempting to do what Riverdale did/is doing. The show is, at any one point, 5-7 wholly different shows. There is a season’s worth of plot per episode. It’s storytelling mania and in-real-time dementia. I don’t remember what happened at the end of last episode because SO much happened. And besides, coherence is overrated! Give me hot actors, give me drug-addicted mobsters, give me creepy principals! On Riverdale, the parents are both former teen heartthrobs and serial killers, children operate underground speakeasies, and for some reason not one therapist has realized they could make a fortune helping our cast work through the intense psychological terror and emotional abuse they receive every episode.

This show is beyond pastiche, hyper-loaded with reference. My roommate and I had a joke that the show’s third season could be mapped to a quadrant of influences: Twin Peaks, True Detective, The Sopranos, and Gossip Girl. At any point Riverdale was acknowledging and playing into the influence of one of these shows. Season Four doubled down on the show’s horror anthology tendency. No one wants you to miss the references being made. You know that menacing boarding school Jughead attends in Season Four? You’d be right If it reminded you of Donna Tartt’s A Secret History. After all, consider Jughead’s classmate, whose name is Donna Sweet. Maybe you picked up on the violence simmering underneath the surface of Jughead’s other classmate, Bret Easton-Elli--  I mean, Bret Weston-Wallis.

Every week, the show seems primed for failure, attempting to juggle more storylines than possible or even necessary. The show is like a house of cards that has already fallen, and yet the writers are somehow still haphazardly adding more cards to the top. “Be reasonable!” I would plead. To no avail. And that’s the thrill of it. The plotlines are secondary to the spectacle. The show is a celebration and parody of violent legacy dramas, camp, teen horror, canonical literature, and anything else it can stuff under the hood, as much an ode to other pieces of media as it is an original work itself. 

But now, something completely different is happening. The beginning of Season Five brought an end to the seasons-long saga the show felt trapped in. Archie, Veronica, Betty, and Jughead graduated high school, and the show flashed forward seven years. What might be considered a hokey technique was one of the best decisions the writers ever did. Because now we have a blank slate for our main cast. The writers effectively cut the fat from three seasons of violent, ridiculous maximalism. And it’s psychically refreshing.

At the heart of any good sitcom, we just want to see our main characters hanging out together. Change is part of life, but it shouldn’t be in television. Which is why this new season is so exciting-- Riverdale is now in the process of bringing its four main characters back from their adult lives and re-engaging them in the deadly politics of their hometown. Pop Tate, the owner-manager of Pop’s, Riverdale’s diner, is retiring, and Archie gets the gang back in town to celebrate the man who helped make the diner such a great hang-out spot. In the words of Jughead, “You gave us a home, Pop.” Like so mant other sitcoms before it, Riverdale used Pop’s to establish its characters and their relationships to each other.

I grew up on Seinfeld so I’ve always been attracted to the idea of the diner. The pandemic has made me yearn even harder for the sitcom diner, that idealistic place where all my friends are, where people enter with problems to be solved, drama to be explained, good news to be celebrated. Riverdale’s acknowledgment of Pop and his diner as the show’s connective tissue is a grounding and human choice. It works fantastically to set up this upcoming season, where our gang must confront the newest nefarious plot for control over the soul of Riverdale.

No doubt the show will continue its pattern of naming and spoofing genre. Veronica, in her adult life, had an Uncut Gems-style few scenes where she works as a charismatic (of course) diamond merchant. She married a possessive, boring guy who’s only characteristic seems to be that his voice is *exactly* like Veronica’s megalomaniac dad, Hiram. Something something Freud, something something daddy sexy. And credit where credit is due, Mark Consuelos is really hot.

Jughead is a writer now, in the most white guy college freshman fantasy of being a writer possible. He attended the Iowa Writers Workshop as an undergrad, something that is definitely not possible. He’s written a hit book but now suffers from *gasp* writer’s block?? He’s a cool guy writer who, in his opening montage, gets recognized by, hit on, and then has sex with a college-aged fan. Back in Riverdale, Jug writes a speech for Pop’s retirement and sends it to his agent. His agent is smitten with the work, calling it “tragic americana” and proclaiming that Jughead’s next book will be titled “Elegy for a Small Town”. This is almost certainly a reference to J.D. Vance’s bad book, and I’m sure the show will be bringing in more elements of “tragic” “americana” as the season unfolds. 

Betty is FBI in training, because as the show has loved to tell us, Betty has “the serial killer gene”, but is using it for good. For the record, her dad was a serial killer, and her brother was a serial killer. And it’s not like her mom or sister can cast the first stone. Betty’s endured enough trauma to fill 100 lives with unending pain and I’m sure the show will have no trouble heaping more on top. Already in the new season we’ve seen flashbacks to some point during the time jump when Betty was taken hostage, in what’s clearly a homage to The Silence of the Lambs. 

And then there’s Archie. I don’t know if anyone knows what to do with the guy. Played by K.J. Apa, who is both really good-looking with his shirt off and a god-awful actor, Archie has been in the army. The show is using him to shill for the military-industrial complex. 

I’ve long joked that the Riverdale writers have no idea what they’re doing. But through a global pandemic affecting TV production and *the* major narrative complication in any high school-set show (graduation), the Riverdale writers have seamlessly transitioned the show to a new stasis. Past seasons are informing this one, but we aren’t bogged down by the details in this new season. The bigger joke, of course, is that the writers have known exactly what they’ve been doing this whole time, and I’m just an idiot. Well I mean, of course I’m an idiot. I use television to regulate my emotions and simulate a static friend group that doesn’t leave or change. And Riverdale is perfect for that. If a renaissance is a rebirth, well then my friends, cut the umbilical cord and save the placenta to put in pills, because Riverdale is cranking out episodes that are better than ever.

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S4 Ep11 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- I’m excited about the quiz show but I wish it wasn’t just to show off how smart Betty is. I know she’s smart, all the girls are, but if they dumb them down to make Betty look good…

- Archie has such a good heart ugh the greatest boy in Riverdale and nobody can compare to him!!! 🥺❤️

- Jughead mentioning Bret after him and Betty have sex. We love Bret x Jughead lmao

- Betty looks so good though can she please have her hair down all the time pLEASE 👀❤️

- Betty looks like Lili way too much and I don’t like that… Bughead is basically just Sprousehart and that’s not a good thing

- NOT CHERONICA ASKING ABOUT ALCOHOL TO AN ADULT AT THEIR SCHOOL NO LESS??? Whatever, they look good so I’ll let it slide for the best girls in Riverdale

- “Boy in the river” is too soft but serial killers, which has probably been done so many times, isn’t…? The desperation to cling to the black hood is potent

- JUGHEAD AND CHARLES SCENES??? YESSSS WE LOVE WHEN THEY SHOW THAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY SIBLINGS!!!

- TOM’S BEEN WORKING CONSTRUCTION??? SINCE WHEN??? Also not Archie replacing Tom with Frank?? And with NO warning??

- Veronica is such a cutie we love!!! And finally solid proof that Toni is smart!!! Betty taking Cheryl’s answer though smh isn’t there usually a rule against that??

- Betty talking about Bret to Charles gives off enemies to lovers vibes. I don’t genuinely ship it but the idea of it though is interesting. Anything to shake things up. Also, is she really trying to get Charles to help her cheat just because she feels entitled to getting into Yale??

- NERVOUS JUGHEAD 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 

- “Brown Hood” ew… also none of those other interesting stories were good enough but we’re going to STILL have to hear about the dumb black hood? LET IT GO

- FRANK THAT IS NOT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE YOU CAN’T JUST INVITE PEOPLE FOR BEERS EVEN IF THEY WORK AT ANDREWS CONSTRUCTION

- VERONICA CAN YOU JUST FUCKING STOP COMPETING WITH YOUR FATHER AND ALSO TELLING HIM WHAT’S IN IT??? WE KNOW YOU’RE SMARTER THAN THIS BUT THE WRITERS ALWAYS DO YOU DIRTY

- It’s kinda funny how much Betty is like Bret, Like, entitled, selfish, pretends to be higher than everybody else, etc… anyways enemies to lovers 😜😜😜

- Of course Bret bought his way into everything, wasn’t it obvious?? Also how exactly did Charles get information on that if the dad wouldn’t have wrote it down??? Like, the only way Charles would have been able to get that would be if he snooped around. It wouldn’t be official (or hidden and official) paperwork...

- So Betty can milk her father being the black hood but jughead can’t use it as a story despite technically being a victim of it himself?  I mean I get it but like… is it really THAT BIG of a deal? 

- NO THE SPEAKEASY?!!!?!!? Hate that Veronica never wanted to be a criminal but now she’s illegally going to sell alcohol and knowing her annoying ass father and how much the writers love this boring rivalry, he’s going to find out and ruin it.

- Fangs 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 It’s good to see that he’s still alive smh. But, damn, they really had to ruin any possibility of Kangs like they never even got a true chance to be good :(

- THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN HIS 20′S??!?!?? KEVIN???!?!?! SIR?!?!?!? BE CAREFUL?!?!!?!?

- Betty hounding Jughead for lying when she constantly lies to him I—

- BETTY REALLY TOLD JUGHEAD HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO GO TO YALE IDSLFJHAKFSHKF OMG IS BUGHEAD FINALLY UNRAVELLING!?

- This “make Tom a second father to Archie” is so weird like—other than Harv getting into a fight with one of the writers on Twitter (which made my thoughts on it more negative lol) it’s just… he has his own son that he never talks to (especially after being in a CULT) and it rubs me the wrong way… it’s nice for Archie to have a father figure but they were kinda setting FP up to do that and now suddenly out of NOWHERE it’s Tom?

- Betty not getting into Yale because of who her father is and not her grades :( That would such. But it makes sense...

- Jughead, you act like Bret would care if Betty found out that you’re using her father for a story without her permission.

- YESSSS BETTY DESTROYING HAL’S GRAVE EVEN THOUGH IT WON’T DO SHIT AND SHE WAS LIKE HIS BEST FRIEND A LITTLE BIT AGO BUT WHATEVER. See, people, this is a badass scene. THIS. Her actually being angry and venting, not destroying others for no reason. This. 

- ARCHIE IS A HIGH SCHOOL TEENAGER HE CAN’T BE AROUND ON THE SITE ALL THE TIME DAMN

- Tickled…..?????? 5 GRAND??? SHIT THAT’S... mmhm, Sounds kinda creepy but 👀

- I feel like Bughead is doomed because suddenly they’re actually being kinda cute and like 1% interesting and usually when that happens the person or couple I don’t like ends up either dead or something

- So how the fuck can Betty get into Yale considering she said in the flash forward she’s in Yale?

- CHERONICA DANCING WE LOVE TO SEE ANOTHER DANCING SCENE!!! We love the best dressed and most beautiful girls in Riverdale!!!!

- See, this is why you don’t tell Hiram SHIT but the writers insist to make them seem dumb (so Veronica can come up with a plan and make it perfect but she tells her enemy/father what she’s doing so he can stop her? Sure… makes TOTAL sense…) so that Hiram can come in and fuck everything up. I get that it can’t come easy because this is a TV show but for the love of God Hiram will never fucking leave will he???

- He really has to destroy it???? What a fucking loser lmao he’s such a baby

- Ooh Veronica is pissed! She looks hot when she has that angry look I say that’s my baby she’s gonna retaliate!! 

- I’m low-key scared for Kevin… like he’s always used by his dates.

- Cheryl being the smart bitch she is we loveeeee!!!

- YES REVAMP THE BROTHEL. There’s nothing that says female empowerment about Penelope but um whatever this is actually a really good idea… WE LOVE A CHERONICA TEAM UP

- I know Cheryl’s gonna ask Toni but Toni’s a part of—wait… PENELOPE?? No. JUST FUCKING LET HER DIE OFF PLEASE. Lmao but just imagine if someone decided to go have sex in the bunker and Penelope is just like “oh hey”

- FRANK JUST FUCKING ATTACKED TOM??? So the ex-sheriff isn’t gonna press charges?? Umm okay

- Frank literally stfu don’t guilt him into not feeling bad for you, you’re a fucking thief

- I legit just cringed when Betty said she was Jughead’s cheerleader that was… ew

- Mmhm… would Betty cheat?? Maybe. Also WHY would Alice fucking do that? I mean I guess it matches season 1 Alice but it’s still dumb that her s1 personality came out of nowhere and was villainized

- Oh Betty totally cheated didn’t she………… “THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST” MEAN GIRLS!!!

- WHY IS VERONICA GIVING IT TO BETTY WHEN SHE’S THE ONE WHO’S ANSWERED ALL OF THE FUCKING ANSWERS? But lemme guess they’re making it seem like she cheated but suddenly she’s smart enough to answer all of the questions

- LOWKEY THAT BUGHEAD MOMENT WAS CUTE?!?!?!?!? JERONICA’S CLOSE YOUR EYES

- Yup, Betty was suddenly a fucking genius mmhm I knew they were gonna pander to her smhhhhhhhh

- YES ARCHIE STAND UP TO FRANK!!!!!!!!!! And please apologize to Tom 🥺🥺

- I BET YOU NO ONE CLAPPED FOR VERCHONI 😭😭

- So how does she get into Yale if they think she cheated?

- PUT ON LEAVE WITHOUT PAY JUST BECAUSE OF THAT???? THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL THING INTERFERING WITH AN ADULT THING?? THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE?? NO ONE IN THE ADULT WORLD WOULD CARE… NOR WOULD IT EVEN REACH YOUR JOB LMAO BUT OKAY

- WAIT KEVIN IS HELPING FANGS GET MONEY WE FUCKING LOVEEEEEE?!???!!?!?!? HE CAN PAY FOR HIS MOM’S SURGERIES!!! Fangs family background info coinciding with Toni’s here we go!!! Also Fangs stop being a cutie challenge!!!

- THEY REALLY THOUGHT THAT THE MASK… THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE PENELOPE…. WOULD HIDE HER?!?!?!?!

- TONI HAS A LINE!!!!! AND A NOD TO HER BEING A SOUTH SIDE SERPENT AND GREAT WITH TECH

- The camera making Bret look monstrously huge lmao

- Jesus not a fucking duel….

- So is this scene before or after Betty “hits Jughead”

- BARCHIE HOLDING HANDS. In the gif shown before the episode there was nothing platonic about that look. Of course with context… it’s kinda… inappropriate but YESSS BARCHIE RISE!!!!!

WHO WAS THE WRITER FOR THIS EPISODE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONE WE CAN TRUST.

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brett weston wallis x reader

I went to my locker just step bret told me a new boy was coming is happy

In class I put on my glasses I looked at Bret and Jughead ran out and hugged me

Who sent you in Stonewall Prep?

Jughead said

My principal at Baxter High gave me the scholarship I said

Bret looked at me and hugged my waist

Jughead looked at me and looked at bret

What's up jughad? I said confused

I thought I was with sweetpea said confused

Jughead cheated on me, I also told him to go with Josie, he asked me for forgiveness when I went to the farm, I went to Greendale to change, I also miss them Betty, Archie, Veronica and Kevin, there is always my heart, I said sad but I kissed Bret forehead

Bret whispered to calm me down

Well jughead we have to get happy not sad and forget the past I said turning to bret

See you later I whisper

Chao jughead send a greeting to betty I said a smile

[thepastisalreadywritten]

Bret Thoman, OFS | 11/06/20

The "Holy Face of Jesus" was found to match the image on both the Shroud of Turin and the Shroud of Oviedo.

“Then the other disciple also went in, the one who had arrived at the tomb first, and he saw and believed.” (John 20:8)

In the central Italian region of Abruzzo, about 20 miles (30 km) inland from Pescara on the Adriatic Sea, is a small village called Manoppello.

Ordinarily, an obscure hill town with a population of 6,900 people would be insignificant.

However, on the outskirts of Manoppello is a Capuchin church housing a mysterious icon reputed to be the Holy Face of Jesus.

The history of the mysterious cloth

According to an old tradition, an anonymous pilgrim arrived at the church in 1508 with the cloth inside a wrapped package and gave it to a doctor named Giacomo Leonelli.

He went into the church where he opened it and discovered the image. The doctor went back out only to find that the mysterious pilgrim had disappeared.

The image was owned by various families in Manoppello until it was given to the Capuchins in the early 17th century. Since then, it has remained inside the church safeguarded by the friars.

Visiting the church

Upon entering the church, visitors are often struck by how small the image is.

Indeed, at the end of the long nave, within a glass encasement behind the main altar, the small 9.5 x 6.5-inch (17 x 24 cm) image is difficult to discern.

However, while walking toward it, a mysterious face enclosed within a silver reliquary or monstrance begins to appear.

Walking closer still, the visitor notices that the face is transparent, as the large window panes on the apse behind it can be seen through the image.

A two-way staircase behind the altar on the other side of the image allows for incredibly close observation.

Once atop the staircase, visitors can stand just inches away from the image of Jesus. It is striking how the image is just as perceptible from this side, albeit in reverse.

The image of Jesus

The image depicts the face of a man with long hair, a light beard divided into bands, eyes opened (one slightly more than the other), and the mouth open.

His countenance is peaceful, and there are no signs of pain or unease.

If a friar or caretaker happens to be present, he will turn a light switch on and off illuminating and darkening the space inside the encasement causing what appears to be a change in the demeanor of the face.

When the light is on, the man appears alert; with the light off, he appears passive and dormant.

Experts who have studied the image are unable to determine what it is composed of.

Some have suggested it was made from sea byssus or sea silk (Italian: bisso marino).

Others are baffled by the way the pigment was applied to the thin strands and how the image is equally visible on both sides.

Further mysteries uncovered

Sr. Blandina Schlömer, a German Trappist nun, was visiting Manoppello in the 1970s when she made an interesting observation.

While looking at the image, she had the impression she was standing in front of the veil of Veronica.

While the Gospels make no reference to the story of Veronica and the veil, tradition says that Veronica encountered Jesus along the Via Dolorosa on the way to Calvary and paused to wipe the blood and sweat off his face with her veil.

When she did so, his image was imprinted on the cloth.

Being familiar with the shroud of Turin, Sr. Blandina took copies of the two images and superimposed one on top of the other.

She noted that there were 10 perfect points of contact. Not only did the eyes, nose, and mouth line up perfectly, so did the position of wounds.

Sometime later, a copy of the lesser known image of Christ, the sudarium or shroud of Oviedo – a bloodstained piece of cloth that could also have been applied to Christ’s body during burial – was superimposed on the Manoppello and Turin images.

The face of Christ of that image matched the other two.

In the rear of the church, to the left, is a doorway leading to a large hall.

There are numerous displays, including studies of the Manoppello image, descriptions and large photographs of the Turin and Oviedo shrouds, an example of sea byssus, and three glass panels depicting the Manoppello, Turin, and Olviedo images.

The panels are on rollers and visitors can look at them individually or slide them in front of one another to see for themselves how the faces match.

Pilgrimages to Manoppello

Manoppello is only about 30 miles (45 km) from Lanciano, the site of a well-known Eucharistic miracle.

Both locations are about halfway between San Giovanni Rotondo, where St. Padre Pio of Pietrelcina is buried, and Loreto, site of the Holy House of Mary, making it a popular stop on pilgrimage itineraries.

In 2006, Pope Benedict XVI visited the sanctuary of Manoppello. Since then, interest in the image has surged and countless pilgrims visit the sanctuary each year.

Though the Church has never issued a pronouncement on the authenticity of the supernatural aspect of the Manoppello image, Pope Benedict XVI made the following statement during his visit:

“As the Psalms say, we are all ‘seeking the Face of the Lord’. And this is also the meaning of my visit. Let us seek together to know the Face of the Lord ever better, and in the Face of the Lord let us find this impetus of love and peace which also reveals to us the path of our life.”

My son is in Italy and went to this church, he said it was awesome! 🙏🙏🙏

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Ep 191: Ryan Graudin

First Draft Episode #191: Ryan Graudin

Ryan Graudin, New York Times bestselling author of the Wolf by Wolf series, as well as Invictus and The Walled City, talks about staging Redwall battles in the backyard, how bad teachers inspired her love of history, and how restrictions at key times in her life led her imagination to flourish.

  Links and Topics Mentioned In This Episode

The Redwall series by Brian Jacques

The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis and The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander were among the fantasy stories Ryan devoured after she discovered Redwall

AIM: AOL instant messenger

Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine was a novel Ryan devoured, and was so upset by the fact that it didn’t have a sequel that she made her first foray into fan fiction

Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

Bret Lott author of Oprah Book Club pick Jewel, who taught Ryan at the College of Charleston, where she majored in creative writing

Cathedrals by Raymond Carver was the kind of high literary fiction that was all Ryan was allowed to write about in college (she turned to fantasy after graduation)

Kowloon, the Walled City in Hong Kong that inspired Ryan to write The Walled City

Jackie Pullinger, a woman who worked inside Kowloon for 25 years, and author of Chasing the Dragon: One Woman’s Struggle Against the Darkness of Hong Kong’s Drug Den and A Crack in the Wall: The Life and Death of Kowloon Walled City. Hearing her story inspired Ryan to explore Kowloon and to write The Walled City

SNIS: Shiny New Idea Syndrome

Anata No Warehouse, an arcade in Tokyo that replicates Kowloon Walled City in painstaking detail

Bloodsport, the Jean Claude Van Damme movie in which certain scenes were filmed in Kowloon Walled City

Ryan’s short pitch for Wolf by Wolf is: Code Name Verity (by Elizabeth Wein) meets Inglorious Basterds (movie) meets X-Men (comic book and movie series)

The Leviathan Trilogy by Scott Westerfeld, which is a fantasy world that takes place in an alternate World War I, which inspired Ryan’s approach to World War II in Wolf by Wolf

Alvina Ling, VP, Editor-in-Chief of Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, was Ryan’s editor for The Walled City, Wolf by Wolf, and Blood for Blood

YALLFEST, an annual young adult book festival that takes place in Ryan’s hometown of Charleston, S.C.

Ryan asked Alexandra Bracken, author of Passenger, for advice on writing time travel. Alex told her, “Run--don’t do it,” but Ryan went ahead and did it anyway

Pam Gruber is a Senior Editor at Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, and she was Ryan’s editor for Invictus

Ryan’s next book, a stand-alone YA, is pitched as Lost meets Westworld meets Black Mirror (her nickname for it is TwistyAFBook)

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clark was one of the books Ryan may not have read unless she was in South Korea with limited access to English-word books

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The one with the Quiz Show

Chapter Sixty-Eight: Quiz Show 

Veronica, Cheryl, and Toni are on the quiz show team

Frank is foreman

Archie giving Frank Fred’s tool belt for his first day

Like did betty just waltzed in Stonewall Prep to see Jughead?

Jughead mentioning Bret

Jughead forgot to tell Betty that he got accepted into Yale

Bret bumping into Betty

Fuck you, Bret

Bret rubbing the fact that he got into Yale

Yes, let’s just ask our chemistry teacher if he drinks rum during the school day

They want Jughead to write a new book because they think the boy in the river is soft….THE BOY IN THE RIVER WAS KILLED BY HIS FATHER!

Really, they want serial killers.

I’m sure you can use the idea of the Gargoyle King or the Black Hood for the book

Jughead going to big bro for ideas

Thank you, Charles, for reminding him of the local serial killer

Aw, he doesn’t wanna bring Betty’s life into it

Now we know what Tom Keller has been doing since he quit the police force

Damn, Archie, you never told Keller he was being replaced?

Tom doesn’t like Frank

Quiz Show time…. Jimmy Platt? Is that you? I thought you were in hell

Veronica would know geography

Toni is really good with math

Really? Cheryl calling Toni a savant?

Everyone knows what the powerhouse of the cell is…I’m sure everyone is like “FINALLY GOING TO USE THIS DRILLED IN KNOWLEDGE”

Frank Lloyd Wright designed Thornhill odd knowledge

Riverdale won! Like no shock there

“As long as it doesn't involve shallow graves and lye.” Really? That was FP’s doing

Charles knows Betty didn’t get into Yale because Alice told him

So, Betty has a point higher GPA than Cheryl

Jughead explaining his serial killer

DuPont saying use your personal experience

Guess we’re using Black Hood

Really, Brown Hood?

Jughead you better tell Betty right away that you’re kinda forced to write about Hal

Frank called it a day, but Keller stayed behind

Keller doing the books

No one got their Christmas bonuses 😮

Fred got into a pig pen and tried stealing a pig only to realize he couldn’t get out of the pin

“without missing a beat, my brother says, ‘I got the bacon. You got the eggs?’”  ❤

Hiram looks kinda proud that Veronica created her own rum

Bret got dirt

Bret’s daddy paid for someone to take the PSATs and paid his way into Stonewall Prep…I knew Bret’s dad paid his way into Yale

Really, Bret? Throwing Jughead under the bus

Damn it, Jughead! I told you to tell her right away!

Really? A dance club?

FANGS!!

Really? Grind’em?

Fang’s apologizing to Kevin

They both were brainwashed

Fangs wants to go on a date with Kevin

Jughead did throw something out there but he was never going to actually use it

Uh-oh is bughead on the rocks

Repairing the drainage system in the prison would be good money

But Archie doesn’t wanna take the job

That would really limit your clientele if you did business with people you like

Keller and Frank obviously don’t like each other

You’re newly found family so you really shouldn’t get much of a say

Pretty sure Frank is gonna fuck that up

FUCKING HAL FUCKED UP BETTY’S CHANCE TO GO TO HER DREAM SCHOOL

Poor Betty. She really wanted to go to Yale but of course daddy had to go kill people

“I thought you were supposed to be watching my back, - not stabbing it” it’s Bret, Jug

“Wait, look, I didn't do this to hurt you, Jones. I did it to get under Betty's skin before the Quiz Show finals.” You’re a shitty person who is ok with exploding someone’s relationship to get the upper hand

Sledgehammer to daddy’s headstone

Alice comforting Betty ❤

Someone on the crew knows about the government job

Yeah, Archie. Go back to construction work

“Videotaped yourself getting tickled?” the fuck

“Why does every date I go on have to get super weird?” because you’re using a fucking app

That’s a lot of money for such a weird ass video

Total beefcake? FANGS?

Jughead came home and Alice told him why Betty didn’t get into Yale

Jughead knows that Betty is gonna win the Quiz Show

Sheriff’s department for a bust

It’s a raid, Veronica

Technically, they aren’t selling their rum, they are giving free samples

Can Hiram just do that?

Not Fangs

Get out of their Kevin

It was a stupid idea to use La Bonne Nuit as base of operation….Thistlehouse is the most logical place

“What if we keep this location open as a nightclub as a distraction? Get him to focus on La Bonne Nuit while we relocate our rum business elsewhere.” Smart idea

Bet that was awkward for him

Kevin is gonna bring Fangs into this

Cheryl using Penelope’s maple club

Cheryl and Veronica calling up Penelope’s clients

So, its senior year. Cheryl has cheerleading and the rum business and Veronica has cheerleading, the rum business, and La Bonne Nuit…its amazing they have high GPAs and the energy to get shit done

Cheryl has the perfect candidate for the live-in manager

It’s her mother!

Keller was just waiting for Frank to fuck up

Keller is leaving

WE DO NOT PUNCH TOM KELLER!! WE RESEPCT HIM IN THIS HOUSE!!

FUCK FRANK!!

Tom quit

Tom about to create his own construction company

Archie is pretty pissed that he stood up for Frank and Frank stole

Frank gambles…no shock there

Jughead brought the Yale recruiter even though Betty has already been rejected

Alice excited that Betty gets another shot at Yale thanks to Jughead

Alice! No! bad mommy!

“If the limit never approaches anything, - the limit does not exist.” Mean girls reference

Stonewall Prep and Riverdale tied and its down to the last question

Its car mechanics, Betty’s got this

Bret didn’t know the answer he just blurted the first thing that popped into his head

RIVERDALE WON!!

“Well, you're gonna to solve every mystery in Connecticut, and we're going to eat a lot of pizza.” ❤

I’m curious did Betty look at the answers or did she already know them…. I hope she didn’t cheat

Betty won fair and square which I’m pretty sure Alice knew Betty would rip the answers up and throw them away

Frank turned $200 into 10 grand

Honey doesn’t look happy

They found the torn-up answers

Alice tried to help but only caused more problems

Alice got put on leave for trying to help Betty

No one believes Betty ☹

Why not do a rematch? Or wait until the investigation to prove she didn’t cheat

Betty got suspended

Kevin going to Fangs for the tickling videos

Keller should have stayed foreman and Frank should have been on the crew…just because he’s family doesn’t mean he deserves that responsibility

So, is that a no for Keller coming back?

“Word is spreading faster than a fire at Thornhill.” ❤

La Bonne Nuit got raided again

Penelope wearing a mask and an ankle monitor

Where did Toni even get the ankle monitor?

There is nothing honorable about Bret

Duel! Duel! Duel!

THREAT! HE JUST THREATENED JUGHEAD!

BRET KILLED JUGHEAD!

Please, no! Jughead is dead that doesn’t mean Archie and Betty can be a thing

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The one with the mystery books

Chapter Sixty-Two: Witness for the Prosecution

Archie just got maced

Betty just volunteering Kevin for the FBI class

Kevin asking them hard hitting questions about Charles

Gerald "Tall Boy" Petite being mentioned

Veronica complaining about the week

Marmaduke

Donna is good for something

Ten little Boy Scouts is a ominous title

Fuck you Bret (I say it every week)

Protect Pop at all cost!

Kevin telling Betty her brother is hot 👌🏻

Betty just knowing who the serial killer is

Beautiful mind but for serial killer

Just because you have the gene doesn’t mean you’ll be a serial killer

Jug doesn’t mess with his books

sweet FP used to get the books for Jug’s birthday

He probably stopped because he used the money for alcohol

Jug, invest in a book light they aren’t the bothersome

Asshole store owner

Fuck Bret!!! (I say it multiple times through the episode)

You got to be kidding me Archie

So, did you really drown caramel?

Yes, let’s wear sunglasses inside

Hermosa your smirk is giving you away as setting her up

Jug meeting someone who knew his long lost grandpa

The pilot Hermione legit said the only thing under her name was the Pembrooke

Look I know cats are evil and from hell (I own two one from hell) but no need to stone it to death

So is it drowned or stoned? You can’t have it both ways

FP hates his father

Dooley is like fuck no I’m good

A game called Murder

Bret lost and probably pissed

Granted not a lot of high schoolers keep a diary but Betty you aren’t a killer

Hermosa you planned this?

Betty you put the cat out of its pain doesn’t make you a killer

Baby Serpents were mentioned ❤️❤️

Punch him, Jug! Punch this asshole

Fuck Bret...we need the black hood to come back and murder him

Archie starting a big brother and sister program

The bulldogs and vixens have agreed to this

Archie throwing in his mom is a great lawyer and his best friend’s dad is the sheriff

Jug is done because of Bret...dude you dealt with Reggie for three years

“Why did you name me after him” “it’s my name too” 👌🏻

HOLY SHIT!! GPJ sent the books! Explains why he wanted to drop it when Jug asked why he stopped giving them to him

Jug is going to look for GPJ

So the Jones boys never graduated and yet you’re sheriff...pretty sure you need a diploma or a GED

Surprise he has the gene too! So, had to get the gene from Alice

Trust me Hermosa you don’t wanna be in bed with daddy

I wonder if she’s so attention staved from Hiram that any little interaction she’ll do anything to make daddy happy

Surprise note

It’s like he knew Jug would end up at Stonewall

Yo what if GPJ helped Jug get into Stonewall by suggesting they brought in a charity case

Okay so Veronica, Betty and Jughead all got this new half sibling what about Archie is he going to get one?

Of course he would run for mayor

Tailing party for Betty

Did you just threaten to kill Dodger, Arch

Jughead not rising his hand but he’s in

Forsythe the third

First of all Mr. Sheriff man why would Betty kill her own boyfriend? And second why would Archie kill his best friend (who honestly hasn’t been acting like best friends)

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The one with Thanksgiving

Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm

* Do we get Jughead in the dream sequence outfit?!

* 😭😭Fred was mentioned

* How did the town let Hiram run unopposed?!

* This bitch is back

* Now mr. DuPont is calm about Jughead accusing him of stealing his grandfather’s work

* Betty is staying at the campus?

* Fuck you Bret

* Cheryl telling Toni they are dumping Bedford’s body cheerfully

* I feel bad for Toni her girlfriend is psycho

* Pretty sure that’s not guilt it’s Julian

* FP!!!

* FP telling Archie he has to shut the gym down because its what Hiram told him to do

* FP also telling Archie to ignore Hiram’s shut down order

* Betty taking an early train for sex

* Alice making heart eyes at FP so he’d agree to go to Pop’s for thanksgiving

* Alice and FP ❤️❤️

* Where the fuck is Jellybean?!

* Hermosa needs to stay in Miami

* Veronica still over her family

* Poor Mary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

* I’m not crying!!! I have allergies!!

* Really still on the top bunk?

* FP muttering about the Lodge’s coming in

* FP is really? In front of my pie?

* Betty living out her Charlie Brown fantasy ❤️

* “Hey yourself something too!” ❤️❤️❤️❤️

* Betty lethal with a golf club

* Betty knocker Bret our ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

* This lady is very confused about everything in Riverdale...I mean last time she was in town the Serpents ran her out

* Betty giving Bret stitches and not very nicely

* Fester? Really? Cheryl are you part of the Addams family?

* Look at the Mayor

* Pretty sure you’re talking about the midnight club

* Betty snooping

* Betty found the pin

* Darla is Dodger’s mother? How old is she?!

* The turkey fryer isn’t looking good

* But it wasn’t Archie

* Dark duke?! Really?

* Archie looking around when Mary asked who tried to deep fry a turkey inside

* FP and Hiram going after each other

* People at home knows Hiram deserves it

* What kind of family doesn’t serve turkey at thanksgiving?! Like I’m there for the turkey so there better be fucking turkey

* Really that’s the gruesome tale of the Blossom family?

* You just pulled a Sweeney Todd

* So cousin Blossom is not Bedford’s child like I thought but maybe Cricket and Bedford are brother and sister

* Oh my god his name is actually Fester I thought Cheryl just renamed him

* Um Jughead you did cover up a murder

* Sleeping with a teacher is a common thing is Riverdale

* Just because Alice chose one path doesn’t mean you do FP

* So, FP is going to be King again because clearly Jughead didn’t know how to run a gang and look what happened

* How have they not seen the blinking red light?!

* “We monitor our patients closely” yeah sure closely

* Honoring Fred with the Gym

* FP in his serpent jacket

So I’d like to think that Sweet Pea is off at college since he’s not in the season...and here is why we don’t really know how old any of the serpents are and Southside seemed like the teachers didn’t care if students skipped so Sweet Pea could have just been hanging out with his friends and skipping his classes

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The One With Football

Chapter Sixty-Seven: Varsity Blues

Spirit week first time Riverdale has celebrated it

Whoot! Bulldogs going to state finals

I thought Baxter Raven’s were the Bulldogs rival

Honey getting Betty to cover the game

Archie giving up football

Bret asking Jug about his laptop

Fucking Bret gonna do something with Jug’s laptop

Jughead getting an interview with Yale?

He didn’t even apply!!

DuPont helping Jug out? Weird like what is he playing at?

Jug is rejecting Yale because Betty didn’t get in is kind of sweet but also stupid

Reggie trying Ronnie’s rum

Ronnie twerked granny’s recipe

Luna Rum, really?

Cheryl acting like she’s still in charge of the Vixens

Appleyard? Like can the writer not come up with a normal last name?

Holden Honey? Really?

So, we’re getting cheer basics now

Cheryl really not understanding the reality of what happened with Ms. Burble

Betty asking the boys how they feel

Archie thinks they are gonna win

Munroe has Notre Dame looking at him for football

Stonewall plays dirty…I can see it

It’s Frank Andrews

Archie letting Frank stay at the Gym

Frank is ready to leave

I’m confused about if frank is older or younger than Fred because he was never mentioned until last episode

What happened between Frank and Mary? Did frank and Mary date but she ended up picking Fred?

Nope, not happy

Lazy uncle?

Jughead telling Betty he has an interview with Yale

Her expression is like “and?”

Betty would never tell Jughead not to take an opportunity like this

Of course Bret would fucking be team captain because FUCK BRET

Muffins for Ms. Appleyard

Appleyard rejected the muffins and insulted Cheryl

“My body is perfection, you crone!” 👌

Cheryl taking her muffins back

Interviewing Bret

Wow, Bret is psycho

Veronica pitching her rum like shouldn’t she be in school? At cheer practice?

Bret got Jug a MacBook…air?

Cheerleaders on strike during spirit week

He said he would consider it remember that

Seaside High

Look a Baxter High student!!

Centerville

The coach paying the players to play dirty

Munroe better not get hurt!!

Run back into the gym Munroe!

😭 Munroe won’t be playing the game

Bret had to destroy Munroe’s knee

We are here to call forth the dark lord

Secret telling time

I feel bad for Donna

Bret cried while he was with a hooker

Jughead telling them he was homeless.

Poor Jughead lost his friend Doc (not actually believing this happened)

Cheerleaders didn’t quit cheer

Not they were threatened

Fuck Bret

I think I prefer Reggie’s attitude over Bret

Really, Bret? Welfare cases?

They are middle class you ass

Yes! Archie pinches him! Can we add that to that video where everyone is getting punched to the tune of Annie’s it’s a hard knock life?

Fight between bulldogs and stonewall

Did Jughead join in or is he trying to stop it?

Archie is 18 he probably got arrested for assault

Archie called his uncle

Jughead really sitting down with Yale

H.P Lovecraft as an influencer

He punched Hiram! And it was glorious

Frank was in the army!

Sending Veronica in to get information

Veronica bringing her rum

Mommy and son moment?

Mary knows!!

FP told of course

Frank had a DUI but Fred took the blame

The blonde wig

The fuck, Bret?!

Punch him, Veronica

God I hate Brett

Fucking Jughead just fucked everything up!!

Why is he at the party?!

Jughead admitting he screwed up not telling her about the skull and quill society

Jug asking if Bret confessed

Like no you asshole you ruined it!

Archie approaching Frank about the DUI

Frank got help, good for him

Fucking Hiram and his legal means to stop Veronica

Of course one of the people were Hiram’s friend

Don’t do it, don’t team up

“Why would you accept my help?” You’re the fucking devil!

Mr. DuPont asking to come in like he isn’t already standing in the room

Well Jughead could have said that she didn’t have the evidence (which she told him she didn’t have)

Jughead saying he can’t tell her what not to write

And then questioning if it would affect his chances with Yale

Frank better not be talking about drugs

Bad Frank!

Honey rejecting the article…I wonder if he went to stonewall

Munroe took the pills

Jughead joining Betty on the Riverdale side

Reggie and Veronica at halftime

Did Veronica ever go to practice?

Ms. Appleyard locked in her office

Cheryl locking her in the office

She’s been in charged since freshman year and I don’t believe that shit

Veronica saying “Fact”

Of course Cherry Bomb would be the song of choice

Ouch I feel bad for the Bulldogs getting hit all over

Probably not when they find out about your knee

Bret running after Betty to tell her sorry about her article

Cheryl and Veronica going into business together

Someone keyed Hiram’s car

It was Reggie and Veronica or maybe just Reggie

Is Veronica dating anyone I can’t keep up is she with Archie or Reggie or no one

So I think Bret has a type…he likes Blondes

Frank at the Andrews

Breakfast on the beach

Quiz team

Riverdale is getting a team for the quiz bowl

FP at Stonewall

Jughead going to Yale!

Fuck Bret!

Please no! Don’t put Jug and Bret in the same room

Betty didn’t kill Jughead

Betty didn’t get into Yale though

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Veronica lodge x Bret Wallis Ft. Archie Andrews

Bret x Veronica is a interesting pair. i know daddy Hiram would be all over this boy.THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING LOVELY REQUEST SOME MORE I LOVE WRITING FOR MY SWEETHEARTS.

Warnings: cheating without remorse, bodies,bret and veronica together,smut

Veronica heels clicked with every step she took in the hallway of Riverdale high. As she had her papers in her hand for running president of the entire school. Finding a place by a old class room she hung her election presidency up.

“Ms. Veronica lodge running for president I see”

Veronica walked around herself and starred at the men that interrupted her daydreaming.

“Bret why are you not in class”

The blue eyed boy took a few steps near her poster examining it. A light chuckle escaped from his mouth while eyeing down Veronica. Bret thought it was a laughing stalk at riverdale since they had to transfer over from stonewall prep.

“Wasn’t paying attention and needed to get away and I saw you here”

Bret stepping closer to Veronica. As Veronica starred at Bret she felt herself become wet and her dark orbs filled with lust for a man that she wanted to do only one time.with Archie in the picture she couldn’t risk being caught up.

Veronica places her hand on his shoulder and balls her hand into a fish and swings at Bret. Bret eats the impact she’s thrown and Veronica runs from Bret giggles filled the hallway

“Hey what was that for Veronica”

Bret embracing his shoulder and laughing at Veronica that licks her tongue out and walking toward a corner and placing her soft hands in front of her eyes and scanning through the crevices of her hands and places a wink toward Bret then whispers from the corner.

“I can’t help it your fun to mess with”

“Lick that tongue out again, and I’ll give it something to lick” 

Bret claiming. That wink sent Bret into overdrive as he took a few steps toward a playful Veronica and then placed his slender finger in her raven hair taking a piece and twirling it around.

“Oh shut up bret”

Just when Bret pushes Veronica into the classroom he finds Veronica on the edge of the desk. Her legs were slightly open and he swiped his tongue over his bottom lip. Taking a few steps toward her. He got in between her legs and leaned down and then places his heartshappes on her lips. As he kissed his tongue swiped over her lip begging for entrance but her mouth stayed puckered. 

Veronica felt Bret’s hand glide down to her behind. He gave it a pinch and her lips parted slightly to let out a moan but Bret found his way in her mouth. Passionately he moved his head to the side deepening the kiss. Veronica coming back to herself and pulled away from bret

“Wow that was a kiss”

Veronica chest rising and falling at a rapid speed. As she disconnected with Bret. He found his way back in her arms. In the act of it he whispered in her ear.

“I won’t stop until you tell me to”

Veronica starred at Bret analyzing her choices. She didn’t want to cheat but archie was on a hitas with her dark lust. Veronica knew she had problems but making herself feel good in this time was all she could think about.

“Keep going”

In the time she smashed her lips on Bret and proceeded toward his belt loop unbuckling. Bret found her dress button and undid one after the other. Their chest being in sync as their desires had control over them. As Veronica boobs were expose. Bret’s dick was free. Her soft hand found its way on his tip. Her thumb running over the hole as Bret groaned. 

Bret captured her back, placing her body on the desk and her legs in the air. He grabbed her ankle and brought her closer to him. His rough plans found her chubby thighs. Velvety circles he created on her. He bent down and placed airy kisses on her indents.

 In the moment his rough lips found her pussy. Bret kissing her bud while his tongue swiped over her. Her skin pricks and her breasts are harden. Then Bret tongues her clit slipping inside and out. Veronica going limp on the desk as her body shudders from his warm tongue inside her. As he devours her. Moans fill the room.

Meanwhile,

A orange haired boy walks through the hallway. Tossing his hall pass. He stopped by the posted of his beautiful lover. Archie scanned at the poster a smile erupted on his face. Bending down to take a gulp from the water fountain he heard a familiar voice.

“Veronica”

On the other hand, Bret ran his hand over his shaft. Using Veronica juices from her orgasm. He coated his dick and placed the head at her entrance. Her knees buckling from his head splitting her open.

“Babygirl I only put the head in relax”

As Bret open her legs back open. He accelerated in slowly. Veronica clinches around Bret all of him inside her. She braced for his thrust. He started to move inside and out of her slowly. Her body fell in love with the impacts that were thrown her way.

“Bret yesss harder”

Bret’s speed quicken. Sharp, hard, structure in and out of her. The desk creeks from his straight thrust hitting her cervix. Veronica held on to Bret as she bounced up and down on him. her head was in the crook of his neck as her moans boomed inside the classroom and a few slipped inside the hallway.

Archie ears filled with her siren. His eyebrows furrowed and a puzzle look ran over his face. He glanced around one of the classrooms 

“I swear that sounds just like Veronica”

Bret slamming inside her. As he stayed in he performed short dominant jabs. His structure lose its focus and then he boomed a “freak” and his high crashed around him feeling Veronica with his cum. Veronica rode out his orgasm and found hers. Spilling all over his soaked did she began to let out a High pitch Moan, Bret covered her mouth and the moan muffled.as Bret pulled out he pulled up his pants his breath coming down and becoming slowed.

Veronica sips her dress up and smirks out the door. She hopped into the hallway. A glow upon her skin from the activity she did with Bret. 

“There you are I swear I heard you” 

Veronica froze in her steps and turned around to Archie with his hand behind his head smiling from ear to ear. He walked up to Veronica and intertwine his hand in hers. She bite her lip and started to walk with him.

“Yea I was just walking around had to get away from that class archiekins”

“Yes Ronnie I know ms. Grundy is being a bit boring”

Archie leaned down and placed his rough lips on her soft ones. He kissed and butterflies filled her stomach. Veronica loves the man in front of her but that dirty laundry she made can not be hung.

Archie pulled back as he wiped his mouth. 

“What’s that on the side of your mouth it’s so wet”

Archie squinting from the residue that is left on her lips. Veronica erupted in laughs as her face went cold. her mind conjured up a lie that was too good to be true. Veronica did not want to hurt Archie. She needed him through everything she was dealing with.

“Oh I just went to the water fountain Archie I got thirsty”

“Alright well I just saw Bret but want to walk with me back to class”

As they stopped in the middle of the hallway and waited for her reply.

“Yes always and really I didn’t know he was here”

Archie nodded and gave Veronica a hug as her mind wondered back to Bret and her encounter as Archie touched her and they walked hand in hand back to the dreadful classroom.