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thornescratch · 5 days ago
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(giggling and bumping his ass into Brenden Dillon deliberately during warmups) Let's go, baby. Talk to him! Talk to him! Spread, Mange! Time, time, TIME! Hey hey, Pro! BEHIND YOU, PRO! BEHIND YOU! COMING, COMING, LAPPY! Attaboy, Lappy. TALK TO HIM, CHYCH. Switch! SWITCH! Deuces. I'm low, I'm low! Time, Johnny, time! TIME! Good shift, boys, good shift. Good boy, Dubey. Good boy, Willy. Attaboy, Rad. Attaboy, Matty. Coming, COMING, SANDY! Get the net, GET THE NET! That was a good play. A a good play by Roysie and Pro and you. Hey, give it up for Dewey, here, boys! Half a period left, boys, eh? Next line, have a shift, boys. Good play, Lappy. Miro! Miro, slow down! Slow down! Double swing, Miro! Miro, go! Miro, go! Miro, GO!
Just something about how Nic Dowd spends his entire mic'd up game happily screeching warnings or encouragement with no indication about which one it'll be at any given second.
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bambigoose · 5 years ago
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Prank Gone Wrong
Martin Jones was a dead man. There is no way around it. You are going to kill him. In the days leading up to Halloween he and Dilly began their usual prank war, maybe a little childish but certainly entertaining. You had almost peed your pants watching Brenden attempting to lace up his skates while the laces were cut. Dilly’s revenge, princess stickers and glitter, all over Joner’s helmet was truly the gift that kept on giving. However in the dark of all Hallows Eve, the scrawny evil little mastermind wrapped your car in ceran wrap instead of Brenden’s. You’re already running late this morning and Dilly stumbled his way out to morning practice about an hour ago. Next week this wouldn’t have been a problem was all that was running through your mind, the clocks roll back, there’d have been sunlight when your boyfriend left. This whole thing would have disappeared before you even had a chance to see it. Brenden knew how important you’re meeting this morning was. Hell the most forgetful fricken man in the universe left a good luck postit on the coffee maker this morning.
Pulling out your phone and opening the Bozo group chat you proceeded to let those two idiots know your feelings.
MARTIN FUCKING JONES I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! MY CAR?!?!!? REALLY?!?!?! Dilly you’re going to need a new best friend if I don’t make it to the meeting on time. HONESTLY MARTIN HOW MANY DAMN LAYERS DID YOU PUT AROUND MY CAR! I’VE BEEN TEARING THEM OFF FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES!
Knowing the boys would be on the ice for the next hour or so you, finished pulling of the wrap and flew down the highway praying the State Patrolmen were not in your area.
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Practice wrapped up late today for the Sharks and Dilly was finishing his shower later than expected. After the rough start to the season, coach had been particularly brutal and Brenden felt like his legs may collapse out from underneath him like a newborn giraffe. Attempting to preserve his dignity, he stiffened his legs and shuffled across the room as quickly as possible for his locker.
“Seriously dude, nothing after that epic prank this morning. I thought it was ingenious.” Martin Jones calls out from his stall.
Eyebrows scrunching while lines form across his forward Dilly responds. “What the hell are you talking about?”
Joners’s face went white as a ghost, well that description might not be accurate enough, he turned as white as the arctic tundra before panic became visible on his face. “Oh Shit.” Digging through his locker Martin looked like the Tasmanian devil cartoon he was so frantic. “I’m in trouble.”
Burns couldn’t resist stating the obvious, “She’s going to kill you.”
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Exiting the corporate office; you took a deep breath of the fresh air. The office dead stick air finally clearing from your senses it felt like you could finally relax your shoulders that had been clenched since seven this morning. Never before had you been so thankful for traffic, the board was as trapped as you were this morning and delayed the meeting another hour, five minutes to spare you were set up and gave the presentation of your life. Your plan for company growth was accepted and the raise you’d been hoping for was finally yours.
The click of your doors unlocking echoed through the parking garage. Ninety percent of the office emptied out two hours ago at five. Choosing instead to wait the extra two hours you were ahead of schedule for tomorrow and able avoid sitting in an hour of traffic. The added bonus of making Dilly and Joner sweat it out was a plus to being able to leave early this Friday due to the extra time. Stepping up into your SUV you began your drive home. The SUV a new addition to your life after your previous love, a 2003 Ford Focus finally gave out on you. That little shit box had nothing left to give and didn’t owe you a cent but caving under Brenden’s pressure to select an all-wheel drive SUV might have been one of the better decisions you’ve made lately. The added comfort of all the space obviously had nothing to do with his nudging.
Fifteen minutes later you turned into your driveway, passing Joner’s and Brenden’s the prime spot five feet from the doorway was left open for you. ‘Let the ass kissing begin’ ran through your mind. About three hours after your meeting finished you could see the humor in the prank but that absolutely does not mean you were not going to make them sweat it out, the only reply either have received from multiple text messages was a standard. I’m staying late, see you around 730.
Glancing out of the corner of your eye, the two morons scattered from behind the curtain they were glancing out of, like children attempting to hide from their mother. Opening the door, the smell of garlic bread hit your sinuses, clearly they were really attempting to suck up with your favorite meal cooking. You figured in between the two of them it had to be semi edible.
Hearing shuffling off to the side you turned to confront the daring soul sent to confront you first. “Hi y/n/n you look very beautiful today.” Martin squeaked out, is your boyfriend really so afraid of you he’d rather sacrifice his best friend?
“I know. It’s amazing that my air held up so well this morning. Lots of exercise I wasn’t planning on.” You quipped back quickly watching Joner gulp.
“Babe! How was your day? How was the meeting? You got the raise right; they’d be idiots to give it to someone else!” Dilly exclaimed entering into the hallway from behind you, bravely placing an arm around your shoulders.
Instinctively your demeanor began to turn; Dilly has this way of making all the problems disappear as soon as you’re wrapped up in him. Nothing can touch you with him around. Jokingly you respond, “You weren’t aware you were dating a miracle worker. Somehow this morning was salvaged.” Elated shouts ran out of both of them. Dilly wrapping you up into a celebratory kiss second before Jones crashes into both of you in the most complicated group hug you’ve ever seen. Laughing harder the jab couldn’t be resisted, “Still pretty pissed about the car though boys.”
“We made your favorite dinner!”
“There’s flowers on the table!”
Jumbles out of both of them at the same time.
“Let’s eat.” You started heading toward the breakfast nook in the kitchen, knowing those boys will never use the dining room unless their parents were visiting. Falling into your typical place between them a habit intended to keep them from picking off each other’s plates and arguing about it. Both of them learned long ago not to mess with your garlic bread and you didn’t really mind if they picked at anything else.  Taking a bite you, swallowed hard immediately. “All those in favor of Joner buying dinner to make up for this morning head towards the front door.” The mad dash to the door was something straight out of a cartoon. The food end up in the trash later on, you weren’t all that worried about it. God knows the dog will take a bit of it and make for something else just like all of you. You supposed it’s the thought that counts right? Just from now on you’ll be encouraging the thought to not involve food unless someone else is cooking it.
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antoineroussel-archive · 6 years ago
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36. “Is that my shirt?” with brenden dillon n a male reader pls! 💕
The shirt isn’t the first thing you notice.Not explicitly, anyway. Maybe Brenden’s arms look a little bigger than normal. Maybe the shirt is a little bit tighter across the chest. But he has just gotten home from a road trip and it is early in the morning, so you aren’t exactly paying attention to what he’s wearing.
“What’re you cooking?” Brenden asks in abarely audible mumble. You only really know what he’s saying because it’s the same question he asks every morning.
“Eggs. Bacon. Nothing different.”
He’s right behind you before you’ve even finished speaking, his hands on of yours, moving the spatula through the pan with one of them.
He’s pressed so close to you that you can feel that he’s half-hard. If the roles were reversed, the situation would be very much the same.
Both of you were nearly finished eating, you having taken quite a lot longer than intended given that Brenden’s arms were there. It’s when you’ve got your glass of water just near your mouth that it twigs.
“Is that my shirt?”
Brenden looks down at what he’s wearing,his eyes narrowing as he thinks about it. He stretches it down from his stomach. “If it is?”
You laugh. “Where did you find it? I’vebeen wondering where it went.”
There’s a blush that creeps up from the collarof the shirt and it’s enough to cause your own cheeks to burn.
“I take it with me on roadies.”
Ficlet requests are open.
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kniesyswrld · 4 years ago
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Beach House• b. dillon
(You and Brenden go to a beach house for the weekend to get away)
Warning(s): Fowl Language and Smut
I’m on vacation at my beach house rn, so I decided to make an imagine as a memory
Song Inspired By: Summer 91 (Looking Back) by Noizu
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“Come on, Bren.” I said, picking up my suitcase out the car and dragging it into the beach house. “T.J., Tom, and Alex are gonna be here soon.” I said to him.
He just shrugs, “And..?” He said with a slight attitude, “And we need to get the biggest room, so help me move stuff in it.” I said to him.
“Ok, alright!” He said and he walks past me, I slap his butt and he gasps before flipping me off.
I drag our suitcases while he carries our blankets to the bedroom, “This is the one. Look at the view and size.” I said to him, “It’s a beauty.” He says with his hands on his hips and I roll my eyes at how ‘hockey’ he is.
“Ok. I sleep on the left side of the bed, closest to the wall because I want to.” I said to him and he chuckled, “I’m here to protect you if you’re scared.” He winks.
I rolled my eyes at him then kissed his cheek, “I’m gonna go help Tom, you stay in here.” I said to him and he nods before hopping on the bed and pulling his phone out.
“Hey, boys.” I said greeting them, they all hug me one after another and smile. “Hey, Y/n.” Tom said.
They all walk inside the house and look around, “It’s nice in here. Thanks Y/n, for inviting us.” T.J. says and I nod.
“Yeah! It’s no problem, I know you guys have been working hard so you deserve a vacation.” I said to them, “Thanks. Where’s Dilly?” Tom asked me.
I point to our room and he nods, “We’re gonna go get situated then we’re going down to the beach.” I told the boys, “Okay.” Tom says and I smiled before walking back to my room.
*After Getting Situated*
“You boys coming?” I ask them as I fix the top of my bikini, “Wow you have an amazing body, Y/n.” Alex says to me, “Watch it, Ovi. I’ll tell your wife and then beat you up myself.” Brenden says.
Alex puts his hands up in defense then chuckled, “My bad, man. She’s your girl.” He says and I smiled at the two childish men.
“Come here, darling.” Brenden says to me and kisses the top of my head, “Y’all ready to swim?” I asked them, “Wow, you are just so Pennsylvanian.” T.J. says.
I chuckled and grab my purse, I put my sunglasses on then look at the men. “Let’s go, buds.” I said and walk out to the beach.
“Let’s set up righ there, love.” Brenden says to me, I only nod and set my beach chair down and put my stuff beside it.
I sit on my chair and the men take their shirts off, “All you need work out more. That beer is not doing y’all any favors.” I say to them and they all scoff.
“Y/n doesn’t know what she’s talking about guys, we look sexy. Look at that old lady down there checking us out.” Brenden says and I look to where he says to look and I laugh.
They all look at me and laugh too, “Come on, kids. Let’s go swim now.” I say and stand up, with them following right behind me.
“Brenden, stop splashing me!” I squealed as he kept hitting me in the face with water, “Why would I do that? It’s so much fun.” He says and I scream.
He kept splashing me and I’ve had enough, “Stop it! Or I won’t fuck you tonight.” I say to him, he instantly stopped splashing me and all the guys are laughing.
“Thank you, baby.” I say to him and he walks over to me and pecks my lips. “I love you.” He says to me, “Love ya too, my baby.” I say and he hugs me.
The boys all splash water on the both of us and groan, “Get a room!” Tom shouts and I laugh at him, I grab Brenden by the hem of his swim trunks and kiss his lips.
“Stop it!” Alex says covering his eyes and I laughed, I dip myself under the water then come back up. “I just wanted to be cooler.” I said and he nods, smiling at my small figure.
He kissed my head and walks to his friends, I walked out the water and decide to tan.
“Hey babe, we all just decided we should leave.” Brenden says in my ear and I turn my head to look at him, “We’ve been here for only 30 minutes!” I said to them.
They nod, “Yeah, but we want to start a fire and drink since it’s getting dark.” Tom says to me, “Um alright.” I say and began getting my stuff packed, “You can stay down here and tan, baby.” Brenden says to me.
“It’s getting dark.” I said to him, he nods and kissed my cheek. “K, babe.” He smiles and I grab onto his bicep to help me stand up, “Thanks.” I said to him and he nods.
I began walking back to the house and the guys ran to catch up with me, “You walk super fast.” Alex breathed out and I chuckled, “No you guys are just getting old and can’t keep up.” I snapped back.
“Damn, babe.” Brenden says and I smiled innocently at him, “What?” I asked and he shook his head, “Brenden, give me the key.” I said to him and his facial expression goes blank.
I began to feel worried, “I gave the key to you.” Brenden says to me. “Uh no you didn’t.” I said with a panicky chuckle, “Yes, he did.” Tom says to me.
“Hold on, guys.” I said and set my things down, I pay around my body and felt the key in my bikini top. “Got it, phew!” I say and they all sighed of relief.
Brenden slaps my ass, “That’s for scaring us.” He says and I turned around, “Spank me later.” I winked and he blushed while the others laughed and high fived me.
“Children.” T.J. says, shaking his head and pushing past me to go inside. “Excuse me, sir. You are only 6 years older than me.” I say to him, “Yeah and I’m 4 years younger than you.” Brenden says to him.
He smiled at us and walked back to his room, “I’m gonna go change then we can do whatever.” I say to the guys, “Alright, I’ll be in, in a second.” Brenden says and kissed my forehead.
“Ok, baby.” I said and walked to the room, I slip my clothes off and changed into a long shirt with no panties or pants.
I walked back out the room and the guys looked me up and down, “You have pants on?” Brenden asked me, “Maybe.” I said and walk outback.
“Babe, wanna sit on my lap?” Brenden asked running up to me, “No. I’m good, thanks though.” I smiled and he nods, kissing my neck and then walks back inside.
5 minutes later
Brenden and the guys came out a while later and they all had shirts on except Brenden. “Where is your shirt, baby?” I asked him. “In the room.” He said and I nod.
“Here, mom.” Alex says, passing me a beer. “You do know that you’re like 8 years older than me.” I said to him, “Yeah, but you’re a mom figure.” He said and I chuckled.
I accept the beer and open it, “Thanks, bud.” I said to him and he nods, smiling. “Dilly, you want a beer?” Alex asks him, “Yeah.” He says and Alex gave me the beer, so I could pass it to Brenden.
“Thanks, you two.” He says to Alex and I, “You’re welcome, baby.” I said to him and kiss his cheek, “You’re welcome, bro.” Alex says and Brenden tilts his head at him.
I sip my beer and sighed, “Who’s starting this fire?” I asked them, “You can.” Tom says and I nod, I bend over to where only Brenden knows I’m not wearing anything under.
“Babe.” He says and all attention adverts to him, I turn my head to look at him. “Hmm?” I asked, playing innocent.
He shook his head with a slight smirk, “You’re bad.” He says and I giggle. “You want me to change?” I asked him, “No.” He says with a sly grin.
“Good because I wasn’t gonna.” I said and he looks at the guys, “Wow.” He says and they chuckled. “I have no idea what’s going on, but yeah wow.” Alex says and I wink at Brenden.
He gives me bedroom eyes and I bit my lip, “Later, babe.” I said to him. “Okay.” He groans and I kiss his lips.
“Thanks for starting the fire, Y/n.” Tom says, smiling at me, “You’re welcome, Tom.” I smiled back and we all just sat out here watching the fire.
T.J. stands around it with a stick and poke the wood inside constantly, “We got s’mores!” I said grabbing the grocery bag and Tom, Alex, and T.J. cheer and I laugh.
“Gimme.” Alex says and I passed him the bag, they all tore into it and I smiled at Brenden. “Why you guys make s’mores. I’m gonna go get my dick wet.” Brenden says and carefully picks me up.
I squealed as he carries me to our room and he lays me on the bed, “Take that shirt off. You’re such a bad girl, what if one of the guys saw your vagina or ass.” He asked me.
“Then they’d see it.” I bit my finger sensually, he jaw clenched. “That’s what a slut would say. Are you a slut?” He asked me. “Only for you, daddy.” I giggle and his breath hitched.
He climbs on top of me, “Why isn’t your shirt off?” He asked me. “I was waiting for my daddy to take it off for me.” I tease and he grunts, “I’m gonna wreck your shit now.” He says and forcefully pulls my shirt off.
“No bra either? Wow, you really are a slut.” He said admiring my DD tits, “I just feel like everyone should know what’s yours.” I said to him, “I don’t want everyone to know, they are mine!” He said and I look at him innocently.
He grabs my tits and I let out a moan, “I’m sorry, daddy.” I whined. “You will be.” He says and I grin to myself, “Come on, baby! Wreck my pussy, I need your long, thick cock inside my pussy railing the fuck out of me.” I dirty talk.
“That’s it, turn on your stomach.” He ordered and I didn’t do what he asked, “Did you hear what I said? Are you deaf?” He asked me. “No, I just don’t wanna.” I urged on.
He grabbed a fistful of my hair and flips me onto my stomach, “You just like being manhandled.” He says to me, “Yea.” I said, “Okay. You’ll be manhandled.” He says to me:
“Please.” I begged, “Shut up, slut!” He says to me and slaps my face. “Sorry.” I whispered and he chuckled. “You just don’t like to listen, do you?” He asked me.
I shook my head, “That’s not what I wanted to hear.” He tsked his teeth and I let out a muffled moan. “Come on, daddy! I’m horny, wreck my shit. Unless, you’re too pussy to do so.” I said.
“What did you just say to me?” He asked me, “You’re a pussy.” I said with a laugh. “You won’t be laughing in a second.” He says and he ripped his clothes off then hops on the bed.
He grabs my throat and I let out a choking noise, “Baby.” I said to him, he shook his head. “You wanna act like a slut. I’m gonna treat you like one.” He says and rammed his dick inside of me.
“Oh fuck.” I moaned and he lets go of my throat and began grabbing my hair. “No moaning!” He says and I bit down on the bed sheets. “That’s right.” He moans out as he kept bottoming out before sliding out of me.
He pulls out of me and starting tying my limbs to the bed posts (arms and legs). He put a pair of my panties in my mouth and kept holding onto my hair, he slams back into me without any warning and I let out a muffled moan.
“Shut up!” He said and kept pounding my pussy from behind, he makes dark and painful hickeys on my neck and my fists curl into balls.
Tears are streaming down my face out of pain and pleasure. “You are so tight for being a slut.” He said to me, he wipes my tears with his tongue and I let out a noise.
“You all fucked out?” He asked me, “No.” I say and he chuckled. He goes harder, if possible, and I thought I was dying.
To make things worse, he added his fingers to my clit and the pleasure was too much. I let out a loud cry and he didn’t stop, “Shh.” He says and I screamed in pleasure.
“Harder.” I said hoping for it to make me cum faster, he snaps his hips harder in me and I felt him in my guts. “That’s right, bitch. You’re gonna feel my dick in your guts for disobeying me.” He says to me.
I let out a wail and he takes the panties out of my mouth, “Moan for me, babygirl.” He says and I did. “Good girl.” He says to me.
“You’re taking me so well, honey.” He says to me and slows his pace, I know he’s soon gonna cum. Along with me.
He slaps my ass and then his cock twitched inside me, he came inside of me and a few seconds later I came as well. “Fuck.” He breathed out and untied me.
“Ouch.” I said as I fell on the bed, he flips me onto my back and looks at my face. Flushed, mascara running down my face, and fucked out.
He rubs my cheek soothingly, “Was that too much?” He asked me. “Just a little, but I enjoyed it.” I said with a strained voice, “I’m sorry, m’love.” He says and stood up.
“Here, lemme clean you up.” He smiled and wets a wash cloth, he wiped my pussy and thighs but I let out a hiss of pain. “Ouch.” I say and he decided to pat it down.
He wipes himself off too because I made a mess all over him. “Wanna go back out there?” He asked me and I shook my head.
“I just got fucked really hard. I’m staying in here to sleep.” I told him, “Okay, babygirl.” He says and kissed my forehead, before putting his clothes on and walking out the room.
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hellofireheart · 6 years ago
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I need some good imagines
to read and i feel like i’ve read them all. please leave some suggestions
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andrebearakovsky · 5 years ago
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Getting to Know Brenden Dillon
Alright Caps fam, I have been actively ignoring my homework and digging up content on Brenden Dillon, because it’s time to introduce you to him and make you fall in love with him immediately. And I really promise you’re going to love him, he’s a perfect fit.
Dillon is a big boy (6′4″, 225) and has absolutely zero brain cells. Already a fit. He’s bffs with Sharks goalie Martin Jones, he’s incredibly mellow, and he’s the spitting image of a California surfer dude, despite not being from California. He’s also real into music and plays guitar, though not at a Braden Holtby level.
Here are a couple videos to get you acquainted. They’re a little old, but they’ll do the trick.
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The last one was made shortly after he got traded to the Sharks from the Stars, so I imagine a lot of those feelings for him are relevant again.
I’m gonna be making a bunch more posts with a bunch more videos, so sit tight. You’re really gonna grow to love this guy.
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hertl · 5 years ago
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Imagine if Brenden Dillon shaved his mustache immediately
honestly i’d support that
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carey-pricemas · 7 years ago
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Updated Queue
Ok guys so I have started writing again! Until I get back into the swing of things, I’ve made the queue so I post two a day. Puts us way farther into the year than I thought! XD I’ll probably go back to three a day soon though so don’t worry! Thanks for being so patient with me during the past couple of weeks! I love you all so much! Also if you’ve requested with a player who’s been traded... do you want the imagine with the old team or new? Let me know! So without further ado... your queue!
Monday 7/3- Brendan Gallagher- wearing a Chucky jersey
              Connor McDavid- Family is Sabres fans
Tuesday 7/4- Tom Wilson- The first time again part 2
              Kasperi Kapanen- celebration smut
Wednesday 7/5- Matt Martin- jealous
                 Auston Matthews- jealous of basketball team
Thursday 7/6- Kasperi Kapanen- smut someone overhears you
                 Jakob Chychrun- boys and girls club
Friday 7/7- Sidney Crosby- Skin by Rihanna
                 Brendan Gallagher- calm down (wink wink) during playoffs XD
Saturday 7/8- Derick Brassard- pregnant during playoffs
                 Any Rangers player- John Green quote
Sunday 7/9- Andre Burakovsky- friends with Patrick Kane
               Andre Burakovsky- protective from man in bar (no one knows)
Monday 7/10- Morgan Rielly- large age gap
              AJ Greer- Beach volleyball for team Canada
Tuesday 7/11- Colton Parayko- doesn’t know you speak English
              Mitch Marner- Sees self harm scars
Wednesday 7/12- Auston Matthews- both busy but make it to sons game
                 Auston Matthews- smut doesn’t like Dylan
Thursday 7/13- Carter Hart- A million reasons by Lady Gaga
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut same circles but never met
Friday 7/14- Mikkeal Boedker- run into each other at grocery store
             Jeff Skinner/Justin Faulk- harassed/assaulted and they save you
Saturday 7/15- Austin Matthews- jealousy birthday smut
               Connor McDavid/Mitch Marner- Late Late show about song
Sunday 7/16- Any Caps player- political law firm but then player gets traded
              Brady Skjei- celebration smut
Monday 7/17- Zach Hyman- proposes through book
              Matthew Tkachuk- Secret Love song by Little Mix
Tuesday 7/18- William Nylander- car smut
             Mitch Marner- messes up Valentines day
Wednesday 7/19- Any player- your teenage son is gay and introducing you to first boyfriend
              Andre Burakovsky- broke up and reunited at Casino night smut
Thursday 7/20- Jacob Trouba- Part 2 of Walk in the Park
             Auston Matthews- African dancer and he gets jealous
Friday 7/21- Morgan Rielly- smutty
             Kasperi Kapanen- tutoring him in college
Saturday 7/22- Morgan Rielly- one of the guys Morgan’s overprotective and jealous
             Auston Matthews- teammate finds sex toys (ropes)
Sunday 7/23- Morgan Rielly- escape Leafs event and find each other
            Dmytro Timashov- watch scary movies
Monday 7/24- Artemi Panarin- tired of being called cute smut
              Alex Galchenyuk- Chasing Ghosts by Against the Current
Tuesday 7/25- Sidney Crosby- damsel in distress
            Artemi Panarin- love the sounds you make smut
Wednesday 7/26- Morgan Rielly- fluffy
             Taylor Hall- transition from Edmonton to NJ
Thursday 7/27- William Nylander- first time smut
              Rasmus Ristolainen- fluff
Friday 7/28- Auston Matthews- yeast infection and dr visit
             Leon Draisaitl- getting ejected during A PLAYOFF GAME
Saturday 7/29- Oliver Ekman-Larsson- love at first sight
               Alec Martinez- Cinco de Mayo festivities
Sunday 7/30- Auston Matthews- tired and clingy
              Jordie Benn- wants to be a family with you and daughter
Monday 7/31- Auston Matthews- jealous of Laine
            Auston Matthews- bad day brings food
Tuesday 8/1- William Nylander- snaps boredom Willy takes to fair
             Johnny Gaudreau- cheer him up after getting swept
Wednesday 8/2- Jo Drouin- sitting front row at a game
              Brandon Montour- get into a fight
Thursday 8/3- Filip Forsberg- free reign
            Auston Matthews/Sidney Crosby- autoimmune disease
Friday 8/4- Steven Stamkos- free reign
            Brenden Dillon/Timo Meier- free reign
Saturday 8/5- Jakob Silfverberg- for noranihilia
              Aaron Ekblad- free reign
Sunday 8/6- Filip Forsberg- free reign
             Brent Burns- free reign
Monday 8/7- Roman Josi- free reign
             Martin Jones- free reign
Tuesday 8/8- Chris Tierney- free reign
              Nikita Kucherov- free reign
Wednesday 8/9- Mikael Granlund- cute/fluffy
              Jonathan Marchessault- free reign
Thursday 8/10- Nino Niederreiter- free reign
             Morgan Rielly- avoid feelings talk and he thinks you don’t like him
Friday 8/11- Brendan Gallagher- angry/hate each other smut
            Charlie Coyle- Lipstick part two
Saturday 8/12- Auston Matthews- you do his makeup and Mitch puts it on Instagram
              William Nylander- wearing something that turns him on unknowingly
Sunday 8/13- Pekka Rine- celebrate sweeping Hawks
                Auston Matthews- you’re sick and he and Mitch take care of you and your kid
Monday 8/14- William Nylander- free reign about butt and thighs
              Auston Matthews- meeting friend who doesn’t like the Leafs
Tuesday 8/15- Sidney Crosby- wakes up and mutters I love you a lot
             Artemi Panarin- free reign
Wednesday 8/16- Morgan Rielly- part of the group but he likes you but just friends
             Colton Parayko- bffs and in car accident and he tells you feelings
Thursday 8/17- Ben Hutton- fluffy smut
            William Nylander- same height insecurities
Friday 8/18- Mitch Marner- gf has chronic migraines
             Alex Nylander- faking hickies prank
Saturday 8/19- Tyler Seguin- Company by Justin Bieber
             Auston Matthews- Gaston song with his name and he loves it (in secret)
Sunday 8/20- Sean Monahan- after wrist surgery
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/funny butt touching
Monday 8/21- Mats Zuccarello- free reign
              Auston Matthews- Toronto Furies, play Aus to see who better player is
Tuesday 8/22- Jakub Vrana- part two of Doughnuts
            Mitch Marner- making fun of passion over el clasico
Wednesday 8/23- Alex Galchenyuk- smut
            Charlie McAvoy- free reign
Thursday 8/24- Sam Reinhart- season ticket holder, sees you at the game
              William Nylander- happy with himself after seeing scratches
Friday 8/25- Morgan Rielly- after getting knocked out of the playoffs
              Mikael Granlund- gives goal pucks to his son
Saturday 8/26- Morgan Rielly- They Don’t Know about Us by One Direction
              William Nylander- sees bruises after sex (non-smut) and he feels guilty
Sunday 8/27- Jamie Oleksiak- taking son to meet the team
              Leon Draisaitl- dominant hot smut
Monday 8/28- Andre Burakovsky- meets at a charity event, sees again later when he has a gf (probably also a multiparter
             William Karlsson- ILYSB by LANY
Tuesday 8/29- Leon Draisaitl- smut after finishing exams/graduation
             Nazem Kadri- hit on Ovi
Wednesday 8/30- Auston Matthews- trying to turn him on in an elevator with teammates smut
              Michael Latta- Smut hot when he fights
Thursday 8/31- Auston Matthews- getting knocked out of playoffs and shutting you out so he doesn’t take anger/sadness/frustration out on you
            Jonathan Toews- sequel to I’ll say yes for toews19
Friday 9/1- Andre Burakovsky- sleeping and he steals the sheets
              Auston Matthews- argues about dishes
Saturday 9/2- Andre Burakovsky- surprising you at graduation
              Michael Latta- smut angry after game and takes it out on you
Sunday 9/3- William Nylander- sleeping and someone posts a picture
             Tom Wilson- club and Tom gets jealous, heated
Monday 9/4- Zach Fucale- smut after not seeing each other for awhile and she wears his jersey for first time
              Adam McQuaid- overprotective of gay son
Tuesday 9/5- Milan Lucic- visiting with Bruins over the summer
              Auston Matthews- riding his thighs dirty
Wednesday 9/6- Auston/Willy/Mo/Freddie/Kappy choice- insecure about height/speaking Spanish/ Take on the World by You Me at Six, or Speakers by Sam Hunt
              Auston Matthews- thinks shes cheating and comes after her after fight
Thursday 9/7- Adrian Kempe- Somebody Else part two
              Claude Giroux/any Flyers player- partying with team and blurts feelings while tipsy
Friday 9/8- William Nylander- reader talks Swedish and Willy loves it (heated)
              Tyler Seguin- nsfw smut
Saturday 9/9- Auston Matthews- friend but he wants more but you’re unsure of his reputation
             Dylan Strome- Dive by Ed Sheeran
Sunday 9/10- Sebastian Aho- free reign
              Tyler Seguin- based off his IG “love me” trying to get your attention
Monday 9/11- Mikael Granlund- he thinks you’re dating him for his money
              Alex Nylander- smut
Tuesday 9/12- Tyler Seguin- part 2 of Orders
              Tyler Seguin- friends dancing and he flirty teases you
Wednesday 9/13- Jakob Chychrun- teaching kids to skate
              Auston Matthews- smut based off of Fire and Desire by Drake
Thursday 9/14- Connor McDavid- AHL ex who won’t stop bothering you
               Brendan Gallagher- meeting family for the first time
Friday 9/15- Dylan McIlrath- free reign fluff/steam
                Auston Matthews- muscular and self conscious about it
Saturday 9/16- Auston Matthews- field hockey player stages of relationship
              Dylan Strome- congratulate him after winning Western Conference
Sunday 9/17- Sam Reinhart- You’re Here part two
               Auston Matthews- act like they hate each other, but really in love
Monday 9/18- Auston Matthews/Morgan Rielly (probably Mo)- scavenger hunt fluff/steam
         Morgan Rielly- trying to get him to unwind after game by being a distraction
Tuesday 9/19- Colton Parayko- smut comforting
              William Nylander- long lost buddies and run into each other while out with team
Wednesday 9/20- Auston Matthews- convinces him to go to country music festival
           Mitch Marner- dark; abuse, cutting, mental health problems
Thursday 9/21- David Pastrnak- cute and fluffy
            Alex Nylander- cute/fluffy about hair/haircut
Friday 9/22- Auston Matthews- taking care of sick girlfriend
              Charlie McAvoy- cute/fluffy
Saturday 9/23- Jeff Skinner- comforting about self harm scars
           Mitch Marner/Willy Nylander- fight and admit they like each other cute or smut
Sunday 9/24- Morgan Rielly- Leafs event with Mo and meet team for the first time
             Sidney Crosby- have twins
Monday 9/25- Alex Nylander- morning smut
              Alex Nylander- about being a bad cook
Tuesday 9/26- Auston Matthews- in his POV; reader stressed and cuddles
              Charlie McAvoy- smut
Wednesday 9/27- Noah Hanifin- Just a Friend part two
              Auston Matthews- stressing over testing
Thursday 9/28- Charlie McAvoy- smut
             Mitch Marner- reader speaks German
Friday 9/29- Morgan Rielly/JVR/Gabe Landeskog- Say you won’t let go by James Arthur
              Ben Hutton- smut
Saturday 9/30- Casey Cizikas- making fun of each other over concussions
              David Pastrnak- Disneyland tickets/fluff
Sunday 10/1- Auston Matthews- smut after surgery he worries he’s going to hurt her
                Sebastian Aho- Teaches the reader Finnish
Monday 10/2- Michael Latta- babysitting his niece and calls you to come help/Latts insta with the baby
              Nico Hischier- smut
Tuesday 10/3- Lawson Crouse- fluffy free reign
              Jesse Puljujarvi- cute/fluffy free reign
Wednesday 10/4- Mikael Granlund- teasing him with team smut
             Elias Lindholm- childhood friends meet each other when older
Thursday 10/5- Nico Hischier- meet at draft and show him around the city
              Roope Hint- FWB smut
Friday 10/6- Andre Burakovsky- She’s Not Me by Zara Larsson
              Connor McDavid- Slow Hands by Niall Horan
Saturday 10/7-Sebastian Aho- sweet first time smut
           Leon Draisaitl- tries to give you a perfect birthday, but messes it up
Sunday 10/8- Matt Martin- come home wanting quiet and he’s playing COD with boys
                Auston Matthews- friends since childhood start dating
Monday 10/9- Nico Hischier- depression, but he comforts her
              Carter Hart- concussion and taking pain killers, makes him loopy
Tuesday 10/10- Tyler Seguin- calls mom to ask for ring, but mom thinks its another prank
              Morgan Rielly- surprising you at your graduation
Wednesday 10/11- David Pastrnak- reader gets wisdom teeth out and recovery
              Tom Wilson- Trainer for Caps smut
Thursday 10/12- Auston Matthews- Fire and Desire by Drake
             Alex Nylander- baby and baby names
Friday 10/13- Sidney Crosby- smut
              Auston Matthews- reader is ace
Saturday 10/14- Alex Nylander- introduced to parents but mom doesn’t like her
              Artemi Panarin- fight and makeup smut
Sunday 10/15- Auston Matthews- coming home giggly drunk
               Mitch Marner- parents are getting married and siblings
Monday 10/16- Beau Bennett- drunk hook up, bond next morning
              Nico Hischier- high school AU
Tuesday 10/17- Sidney Crosby- son from other relationship and first Mother’s Day
              Morgan Rielly- clubbing and see him after breaking up
Wednesday 10/18- Timo Meier- free reign
             Tyler Seguin- Ben Bishop’s best friend meet through him
Thursday 10/19- Willy/Alex Nylander- problems with self harming
              Dmytro Timashov- cooking/cleaning when stressed Dmytro doesn’t know why
Friday 10/20- Colton Parayko- honored for military service at game
              Sebastian Aho- friends teasing about you and Aho in bed
Saturday 10/21- Auston Matthews- they surprise you for Mother’s day
            Morgan Rielly- wear black and boys tease about being too badass for Mo
Sunday 10/22-Jesse Puljujarvi- soft smut
              Alexander Wennberg- Slow Hands by Niall Horan
Monday 10/23- Leon Draisaitl- can’t sleep, helps you fall asleep
               Andre Burakovsky- shower smut
Tuesday 10/24- Dylan Strome- has crush on you but you aren’t interested
              Andre Burakovsky- Finnish rap music and chirping
Wednesday 10/25- Kasperi Kapanen- girlfriend is a soccer player
              Alex Nylander- first sleepover and seeing her dressed down and no makeup
Thursday 10/26- Colton Parayko- work for the Blues and Hutton catches you kissing
              Sidney Crosby- Small Bump by Ed Sheeran
Friday 10/27- Alex Nylander- comes to your dance competition
                 Geno Malkin- go on a cruise and he takes care of you after you get sun poisoning
Saturday 10/28- Connor McDavid- takes care of you while you’re drunk/hungover
              Tom Wilson- someone insults her and he defends you
Sunday 10/29- William Nylander- makes banana pancakes
              Mitch Marner- Canada playing home country and Canada wins and y/n is mad
Monday 10/30- Carter Hart- snuggling and listening to the rain
               Auston Matthews- bring child to family skate/practice
Tuesday 10/31- Jake Virtanen- vacation in a cabin first time smut
                 Zach Werenski- takes puck to face and bummed but he gets to spend more time with you
Wednesday 11/1- William Nylander- cute ringtone for gf and boys tease and possible proposal
              TJ Oshie- takes you home from club smut
Thursday 11/2- Auston Matthews- you have a bf and he seduces you to cheat
               Mitch Marner- chipped tooth vs Finland
Friday 11/3- Leon Draisaitl- smut
                Brayden Schenn- free reign
Saturday 11/4- Willy Nylander- active about Bell Let’s Talk cause you struggle with mental illness
              Auston Matthews- before game smut
Sunday 11/5- Willy/Auston/Freddie/Mitch- short and nerdy
            Brady Skjei- BFFs and secretly in love with one another and you confess
Monday 11/6- Auston Matthews smut- friend of WAG and  hookup after game then he asks you out
              Auston Matthews- buy a puppy together
Tuesday 11/7- Jordie Benn- dating but kept quiet cause shes shy, but he lets it out
              Brayden Point- dirty smut
Wednesday 11/8- Carey Price- Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift
             Auston Matthews- bff and comforts you after a guy wants to use you as rebound
Thursday 11/9- Sidney Crosby- smut
              Morgan Rielly- son’s draft day
Friday 11/10- Jesse Puljujarvi- Eyes Closed- Halsey
              Cliff Pu- meet on vacation and lose touch but moves to Canada for school
Saturday 11/11- Teuvo Teravainen- Supersankari by Laura Närhi
               Sebastian Aho- nopsajalka by lupaan olla
Sunday 11/12- Tom Kuhnhackl- takes her to Germany to meet family
              Marco Scandella- getting divorced, but Marco convinces her to give him second chance
Monday 11/13- William Nylander- celebrating making semi-finals
              Auston Matthews- listening to music and dancing surprise smut
Tuesday 11/14- William Karlsson- fluffy free reign
             Anders Lee- free reign
Wednesday 11/15- Auston Matthews- mom doesn’t like you and speaks to him in Spanish, but you are fluent in it
              William Nylander- So Wrong part two
Thursday 11/16- Sebastian Aho- proposing
              Nick Schmaltz- smut
Friday 11/17- William Nylander- high school AU king and queen at dance
               Sidney Crosby- wedding day fluff
Saturday 11/18- Connor Brown- smut
              Alex Nylander- watching Willy play in the Worlds and spending time with his fam
Sunday 11/19- Auston Matthews- Worried his teammates don’t take you serious because you’re younger than him and in college
              Trevor van Riemsdyk- gets jealous over teammate talking to you at club smut
Monday 11/20- Leon Draisaitl- with kids or pregnant gf/wife
                 Phil Kessel- pregnancy or children fluff
Tuesday 11/21- Auston Matthews- Because You’re Mine by Kitty Kallen
              William Nylander- y/n leaf interviewer and Willy flirts with you
Wednesday 11/22- Mitch Marner- gf plays hockey and gets in a fight and he’s worried/thinks its badass
              Pekka Rinne- work with charity but first time meeting team as his GF at a game
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dapperfvck-arc · 7 years ago
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BASIC.
FULL NAME. John Constantine NICKNAME. officially, Conjob, mostly from his days on the punk scene. On the esoteric side of things he may be referred to “The Laughing Magician” or, more derisively “a petty dabbler”. BIRTHDAY. May 10 (by original Hellblazer canon, he was born in 1953, but I’ve taken it upon myself to adjust his birth year to some time in the early 70s give or take) ETHNIC GROUP.  Caucasian NATIONALITY.  English (with strongly implied deep Russian roots) LANGUAGE.  English, basic grasp of most major European languages, profound fluency in dead/magical/infernal languages SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Bisexual af RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Verse/continuity dependent, though this blog is fairly heavily multi-ship. However, it should be noted that on the MCU continuity, John is in an exclusive, committed relationship with Matt Murdock ( @dcviltongued ) CLASS. Middle to lower class. Is very good at getting fast money (scams, gambling, dealing in magic artifacts/antiques of questionable quality and veracity) so may appear to be better off at certain times HOME TOWN / AREA. Liverpool, England, but has been living in London since leaving the family home at 17. CURRENT HOME. Heavily verse/continuity/thread dependent. John is a frequent traveller. PROFESSION. Somewhat verse/continuity dependent. Really it’s just a matter of whether or not he charges for exorcisms or magic rituals. My personal endgame for John is legitimacy. Like becoming a preternatural PI (and sometimes mundane) for hire or whatever. As a general rule though, his profession is con artist. He’s never worked a honest day’s work in his life. The closest he ever got was when he was a “rock star”. He could also be considered a professional gambler, patronizing horse tracks, underground card games, legal casinos, and I imagine can hustle at pool. Scams range from blackmail to using his reputation as an occultist to take advantage of people willing to pay for spell work.
PHYSICAL.
HAIR. Short and usually rather messy. He rocks bedhead pretty aggressively. May be shaved and very short on the sides and styled into a faux to actual mohawk. He’s very blonde despite not getting very much sun as a general.  EYES. Electric blue, often almost fever bright. Deep and captivating, extremely intense straight on. NOSE. difficult to pin down due to the range of styles in which John have been drawn. Usually broad and more or less regular, occasionally somewhat crooked from being broken, though by and large, it’s portrayed as straight. Some artists, such as Moriat and Sean Murphy have drawn it as narrow and somewhat aquiline. I guess, I tend lean toward the former despite my deep love for Murphy’s interpretation of John, simply because I feel like my choice in FC is somewhat based on Tim Bradstreet and Leonardo Manco’s artistic interpretations of John, both of which I honestly adore just as well. FACE. Yet another loooong explanation here, I’m sorry. Artists tend to lean between giving him either a square face, classically handsome appearance (Steve Dillon, John Higgins, Ron Tiner, most of artists that have drawn him in the DC titles he’s appeared in), a broader, more every man appearance (Sean Phillips, Leonardo Manco to some degree, though later proved quite capable of drawing him stunningly handsome, and Tim Bradstreet), however still attractive but somewhat more haggard, stubbled, and/or slightly seedy in appearance, and finally a sharper, more diamond shape to his face featuring high cheekbones, a pointed chin and fine bone structure (Sean Murphy, Marcelo Frusin, and Moriat). Once more, in reference to my face claim for John, I suppose I tend to favour a more classically handsome appearance, simply because I like the idea of him having a pleasant, almost trustworthy face given that he is a con artist and considered an extremely good one (sometimes even the greatest con artist alive but idk whatever), and I feel like looking as dodgy as say, Frusin’s interpretation, I can’t imagine him being as successful as he is, you feel me? That guy looks like he’ll fuck you over for a corn chip. LIPS. Sensuous, faintly lined from his his smoking habit COMPLEXION.  Like any good Englishman that tends to move about by night and quite a bit dressed, John’s very pale. I do think he has a faintly pronounced undertone of pink. This colour will get brighter when he gets drunk, aroused, angry, or the exceedingly rare instance that he’s embarrassed  BLEMISHES. None SCARS. Aside from the scarification, which is better off detailed in the next section, and I ALWAYS FORGET TO MENTION THIS, he definitely has a long scar over one eye from a demon trying to cut it out with a blade. Since many magic rituals call for blood, I head canon that he also has faint scarring on his arms because he doesn’t practice human or animal sacrifice and his own blood instead.
TATTOOS. Arse tattoo of pine tree courtesy of Swamp Thing being a punk bitch, ritual tattoos faded into appearing as scarification. HEIGHT. 5′11 (184.34 cm) WEIGHT: prolly ranges between 150-160lbs (140 at his lightest) BUILD.  Long legs, somewhat of a broad upper torso, can be a bit soft in the middle. In general, he’s rather thin but his musculature is not usually very defined. In other words, no big, sexy pecs or cut abs. If anything he’s more sleek lines and narrow planes. ALLERGIES.  none USUAL HAIR STYLE. Freshly fucked USUAL CLOTHING. Dark suits, usually dark blue or black and trench coat, usually tan, has also been portrayed as black, yellow, or a mossy kinda green. In theory it could be said that these aren’t just differing interpretations from artists but that John owns coats in different colours, styles, and fabrics, but his favourite is the tan, longer style
PSYCHOLOGY.
FEAR. abandonment, amounting to nothing, not being able to protect those he cares about ASPIRATION. survival, making some kind of mark on this world, a measure of contentment POSITIVE TRAITS. Compassionate and determined, above all. Though not about to admit to it, he's still deeply idealistic. Strangely forgiving. He doesn’t really keep grudges. Loving, considerate, understanding, and rarely judgmental  NEGATIVE TRAITS. Those good things up above? They’re encased in a shell of harsh cynicism and apathy. Depending on his mood or particular part of his life depends on how hard a shell he is to crack. He may also experience depressive periods where he doesn’t give a shit about anyone or anything and just wants to drink. VICE HABIT.  Chain smokes, drinks, frequency dependent on what’s up in his life, though I do not believe he’s an alcoholic, sorry, because lol look, drinking a lot doesn’t mean you have a dependency. Indulges in drugs infrequently, mostly hallucinogens and weed, though I also tend to head canon that he flirted with a cocaine habit while fronting Mucous Membrane.  FAITH.  It’s complicated GHOSTS? Duh. He sees them plain as any living person AFTERLIFE?  Yeah, but uh, he doesn’t consider them eternal respites. They’re just planes of existence that he can either enter, leave, or pull people out. REINCARNATION? Maybe? ALIENS? I meeeeaannn....technically in DCU he’s acquainted with the concept of aliens and may or may not have fucked Hal Jordan POLITICAL ALIGNMENT. Liberal ECONOMIC PREFERENCE. comfortable  SOCIOPOLITICAL POSITION. working class warlock EDUCATION LEVEL.  Predominately self-educated. His frightfully intelligent and has been cited as having genius level intellect. Although I’m not sure I’d go so far as confirm that, I do thing he’s extremely clever and pragmatic. School bored him to tears and he was the type of kid the counselors and teachers say “exceedingly bright but unwilling to apply himself”. He reads voraciously, has an eidetic memory, and isn’t afraid of putting himself in new situations.
FAMILY.
FATHER.  Thomas (dead, murdered by the Family Man) MOTHER.  Mary Anne (died in child birth) SIBLINGS.  Cheryl (murdered by husband, currently residing in Hell), an unnamed twin brother referred to as the Golden Child or Boy, the true heir to the Laughing Magician (stillborn, soul was later absorbed by John in trippy magic ritual, only to be expelled later in life when it was revealed that...uh...he was influencing John’s destiny to be perpetually sabotaged. Hellblazer’s a weird comic, you guys) EXTENDED  FAMILY.  Gemma, his niece. They have a rather stormy relationship. Chas, his best mate. Lovers may also be included in this. NAME MEANING. John: Jehovah has been Gracious/Shown Favour (lmao) Constantine: Constant, steadfast, generally referred to as “The Constant One”
HISTORICAL CONNECTION. Is strongly implied that John’s related, if perhaps distantly, to Constantine the Great.
FAVOURITES.
BOOKS.  Prefers non-fiction MUSIC. Rock music, most notably 70s and 80s era punk rock. Likes the Pogues. Given the stack of evidence that John skirts the edge of the Goth scene cos he likes the aesthetic on women, I have a feeling he’s adopted into his music tastes. The Cure, Smiths, and Cocteau Twins in reference to an 80s mixtape John might make. Which i question the Smiths heavily, but The Cure and Cocteau Twins seems fairly legit. I bet Kit loved the Cocteau Twins. In that same vein of thought, although I tend to think John doesn’t like electronic music, he may have adopted some industrial bands into his preferences but he’s not about to talk about ti any time soon. DEITY.  Whichever one doesn’t hate him HOLIDAY.  doesn’t care MONTH. same SEASON.  Fall PLACE.  London or New York, in the case of sentimentality that he will never be able to get back to, the years when he was bumming around Ireland with Brenden and Kit WEATHER. Overcast SOUND.  He’s a city boy through and through, even if he may get frustrated with society on a whole, so he’s comforted by city sounds more than silence SCENT.  A freshly poured pint, the first cigarette of the day, skin and sex sweat TASTE.  Gin FEEL. He’s a sensualist. Body to body, breathing another person’s breath, his please, another person’s pleasure, his pleasure, all that good stuff. I also feel like he enjoys being drunk or stoned for the sake of having his thoughts dulled to a degree. He’s the sort of man who has lots of thoughts and situational observational input. John is basically perpetually mentally overstimulated and he likes the relief from that in inebriation. ANIMAL.  Fox  NUMBER.  hahaha idea numerology man COLOUR.  warm and neutral tones
EXTRA.
TALENTS. So many. He’s a jack of all trades in a lot of ways. He can pick a lock, displays some artistic talent in that he can draw very intricate magic circles and sigils, if you consider that John wrote Venus of the Hardsell, he’s clearly got some ability to express himself in lyrics and words, i like to think he can play guitar, is apparently good with delicate craftsmanship (he used to help Dani build furniture for her dollhouses. This is canon by the way), suppose you could say he can sort of sing, but that’s debatable, and of course he’s very manipulative and speaks very well, is educated enough to be able to bullshit through various situations. TURN ONS. Total ass man, loves a great ass on a man or woman, dark hair, dark eyes, strong men, he’s a switch, but loves being manhandled and dominated to a degree, by either gender, honestly, danger, open affection, being wanted, loved, and cherished. So many things, honestly. John Constantine is easy. TURN OFFS.   Hardcore kink HOBBIES. Sleep, pub crawls, pretending he’s normal, reading TROPES. Con man with a heart of gold, charming bastard, unrepentant rogue, urban magician, supernatural detective, living legend AESTHETICS. smoke, chalk dust, wind and rain swept streets, London after midnight, narrow, dark alleys, haunted places, rumpled bed sheets, messy hair, dive bars, wicked smiles, deep kisses
FC INFO.
MAIN  FC. Ewan McGregor // comic caps from various issues he’s appeared ALT  FC. Keanu Reeves for my filmverse OLDER  FC. Don’t have one as yet YOUNGER  FC. Ewan McGregor   VOICE  CLAIM.  Jason Stathem
Tagged by: @vamptrampbamf Tagging: lmao fuckin everyone.
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aww-coffee-noo · 8 years ago
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Tagged by @justinfaulker
Birthday: August 22
Gender: Female
Relationship Status: single but mentally dating Auston Matthews 
Favorite Color: Lavender
Wake Up Time: 10 am is usually the our 
Love or Lust: Love
Favorite Food: I really love grapes but I also just love mac an cheese
Met A Celebrity: Yep!! I’ve met Jared Padalecki, Misha Collins, Brenden Dillon, Brent Burns, Joonas Donskoi... and I feel like there are a few more but I can’t recall.
Last Song I Listened To: Gasolina by Daddy Yankee
First Kiss: with my Best friend and we’re still best friends to this day so.... thats cool. 
Tall or Short: I’m average! 
Nickname:Annie,Bark Bark, Annifer, Dean
Zodiac sign: Leo 
Last thing you googled: flights to vegas
Favorite music artist: Imagine Dragon, Halsey, Avicii, Jon Bellion 
Song stuck in head: Believer by Imagine Dragons 
Last movie I saw: I don’t know 
What are you wearing right now? leggings and a Pens shirt 
Why did you chose your url?: Cause I love Tyler Seguin and he’s fancy 
Do you have any other blogs? nah
What did you last relationship teach you?: You can love even when you can’t touch 
Religious or spiritual: Idk
Average hours of sleep?: 0
Lucky number? 9, 19, 
Favourite characters?: Spencer Reid 
How many blankets do you sleep in?: All of the blankets 
I tag @pens872971 and @timomeier28
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Auburn somehow finds itself in the midst of the biggest game of opening weekend.
I hate how far in advance you have to schedule college football games, and yet this is one of the instances in which I can actually remember when a game was scheduled as we approach kickoff. It was only four years ago that Auburn and Oregon announced the meeting in Arlington for the Kickoff Classic event, instead of the 10-15 year notice that we now get for other non-conference matchups.
When that game was scheduled, we were obviously ecstatic. Auburn was poised for a huge year (uh..) and Oregon was coming off of another national runner-up season and their first Heisman Trophy winner.
Things change, and Oregon’s not the same team as they were when we met in Glendale for the national title in January of 2011. Auburn’s different, but largely the same. We just don’t have Cam Newton, which sucks. The Ducks, however, have no longer ascribed to the speed game they did for over a decade, and they’re more of a pro-style team across the board. It feels weird, but we have plenty of information about Oregon courtesy of Adam Chimeo of Addicted to Quack.
Learn about the opening opponent below!
While we’re breaking in a new quarterback, the Ducks have one of the top potential picks in the 2020 NFL Draft in Justin Herbert. Which QB of the past does he compare to? What’s his biggest strength? What’s his biggest weakness?
That’s a good question. I actually would compare him to Oregon Legend Joey Harrington, though there are a couple huge differences between the QBs: Herbert is bigger and more athletic than Harrington, he also has a stronger and more accurate arm, but what he hasn’t yet developed is Joey “Captain Comeback” Harrington’s killer instinct.
Herbert has all the tools needed to become one of the season’s best quarterbacks, it’ll all come down to whether he can turn in clutch performances on the road (Oregon has won just 3 of their last 10 true road games) meaning he’ll need to develop a new go-to receiver as soon as possible.
One of the matchups that everyone started talking about as soon as last year ended was the Auburn defensive line against the Oregon offensive line. We may have the best front four in the land on our side, where does the Duck offensive front stand among the rest of the country?
The Ducks’ offensive line returns 153 starts, making them the most experienced O-line in the country. Not only do they return standout veterans like Shane Lemieux, Calvin Throckmorton and Jake Hanson (seniors entering their fourth year in starting roles), they also return sensational sophomore Penei Sewell. Even with all the talent and experience on this unit, Sewell proved to be the MVP after the Duck offense slumped during his midseason departure due to injury.
What should concern Duck fans is this squad’s lackluster production in the rushing department (54th nationally). If Cristobal wants to become a power-rushing offense then this team will need to produce more on the ground. I imagine the match-up between the lines will live up to the hype, the Duck faithful can only hope that the passing game is there to complete the one-two punch.
When we last met, it was hurry-up, no-huddle, speed, speed, speed on both sides. The narrative has shifted a good bit with Mario Cristobal running the show. What’s his basic philosophy on both sides of the ball? Do you think his time at Alabama will pay dividends going against Auburn?
On the offensive side of the ball Cristobal has elected to transform the Ducks into a downhill, power-running offense; a task that would seem dubious if not for his rapid success in recruiting. Even in the wreckage of Willie Taggart’s departure, Cristobal managed to land the 13th ranked class in 2018 and followed that up with the 7th ranked class in 2019, the highest in program history.
Outside of recruiting, which is really what is generating the excess hype for this Duck squad, Cristobal immediately re-established discipline both mentally and physically on the team after years of bad culture that was allowed to grow during the Mark Helfrich years.
Defense, on the other hand, is a much more complicated puzzle to solve, though the pieces individually look rather impressive. Two years after Oregon made a big splash with the hiring of Jim Leavitt as defensive coordinator, Cristobal established that this is his team by letting him go. Former Boise State DC Andy Avalos showed the Ducks just how lethally chaotic his defense can be by embarrassing them in the Vegas Bowl, Cristobal’s first game as our head coach. Expect some intriguing looks from what will most definitely be a multiple defense.
Despite a bit of a disappointing season in 2018, Auburn fans got to head into the offseason with some optimism based on the bowl blowout of Purdue. Oregon scraped by Michigan State and the offense didn’t do much. What were the initial thoughts on 2019 as we turned the page from last year?
I think I can speak for most Duck fans when I say that the Redbox Bowl, while incredibly painful to watch at the time, felt like a huge step in the right direction. A non-Rose-Bowl bowl win is nice and all, but the ultimate payoff is the extra practice time. Sure, we looked like hot garbage out there on offense for about 97% of the game, but in the end we broke our bowl losing streak and beat a team that had at least one elite side of the ball.
Also, we beat Washington and Oregon State. So good season.
5. Word from fall camp is that wide receiver is going to be a thin position due to some unfortunate injuries. How much will that affect what Oregon wants to do on offense in Arlington?
Pull up a chair and let me tell you about our injuries at receiver: Senior projected starter Brenden Schooler is out 6-8 weeks with a foot injury, standout freshman Mycah Pittman is out 6-8 weeks with a shoulder injury, and JR Waters is out due to foot surgery- all taking place in fall camp. This leaves us with a projected lineup of SR Juwan Johnson, JR Jaylon Redd and JR Johnny Johnson III; not an elite unit, but at least a good combination of experience and skill, though one more injury could be disastrous for this group.
Going into the offseason, the main goal was to find a replacement for Dillon Mitchell, by far Herbert’s favorite target and the program record holder for yards in a single-season (1,184).Progress seemed to be made with the emergence of Penn State grad transfer Juwan Johnson but it’s worth noting that one of his main flaws was drops, which is not what you want to hear coming from a unit that suffered through 52 of them last season.
Long story short, I don’t think the issues at receiver will necessarily change the strategy, however I do think it will diminish our ability to take advantage of the stacked box. Cristobal is likely to stick with what he knows is a strength, which could prove fatal if we aren’t able to establish the deep ball as a threat.
Which offensive skill players will play and have a big impact on August 31st?
Justin Herbert will be desperately searching for someone to catch the damn ball. Tight ends Jacob Breeland and Cam McCormick have been excellent in the pass game when healthy and Jaylon Redd was one of the few pass-catching bright spots outside of Dillon Mitchell last season. Duck fans will be praying that Juwan Johnson can provide a reliable outlet for Herbert.
CJ Verdell and Travis Dye will once again be the two-headed monster, the former providing the angry downhill style and the latter the straight speed. If these two can find consistent success on the ground, I think the Ducks possibly run away with this thing, though Auburn’s horrifying D-line makes that much easier said than done.
With Herbert and the offensive line taking much of the publicity, we haven’t heard as much about the Duck defense. What are they capable of doing and which names should we pay attention to?
I believe that this defense has the potential to cause a lot of chaos in a lot of backfields, thanks in large part to Andy Avalos and his brand spanking new system which is built on confusion and constant pressure. If things click quickly for this experienced front seven, Bo Nix could have a really rough debut.
Troy Dye is the cornerstone of this unit. He’s led the team in tackles for the last three seasons and is currently 121 tackles away from becoming Oregon’s all time leader in the category. Jordon Scott (AKA Fat Mac) has been an incredible nose tackle ever since his freshman year: Avalos will need to find a modified role for him now that the team will rely less on the 3-4, but Scott has the rare combination of size and speed to adjust.
The starters in the secondary will hopefully take a collective step forward with the leadership of junior cornerbacks Thomas Graham Jr. and Deommodore Lenoir. Jevon Holland is coming off of a stellar freshman campaign and will look to add to his five interceptions now that he’s locked down the starting safety position.
Then of course there’s Kayvon Thibodeaux, the nation’s no. 2 overall recruit of 2019, who will definitely see the field, most likely in the STUD position. If you really want to know a name that will seemingly pop out of nowhere, senior Bryson Young has been talked about a lot at STUD. A strong offseason and a change in scheme has put Young into the perfect position to really make a name for himself at the end of his Oregon career.
What’s Oregon’s ceiling this year? Are they a potential Playoff team? New Year’s Six? Conference champion? What are Oregon fans feeling in terms of a final record?
Games like the 2016 Alamo Bowl versus TCU and the Stanford meltdown of last season have turned this Duck fan into a very pessimistic person. Despite that blackhole in my heart, I am still pretty high on this Oregon team. Are they a playoff team? Most definitely not. A New Year’s Six contender? I suppose if absolutely everything goes perfectly, why not. That would require either a PAC-12 championship or a close loss to playoff bound Utah/USC.
The general consensus seems to be that 9-3 would be perfectly respectable, while 8-4 would be a bit of a letdown. The homer in me has them going 9-3.
What’s keeping the coaching staff awake at night right now?
A recurring nightmare where endless, consecutive receivers drop a perfectly timed pass from Herbert and then fall to the ground clutching their knees. Occasionally Derrick Brown makes an appearance in the especially nasty nightmares.
Prediction for this game?
Unfortunately, I don’t think hometown hero Herbert will be able to avenge our loss in the 2011 National Championship game (side note: Dyer was down!). I think both teams will be able to walk away from this game with their heads held high, but ultimately I don’t think Oregon will be able to exorcise their road demons this early in the season.
Auburn 27 - Oregon 21
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Kickoff Saturday night from Arlington. 6:30 pm CST... War Eagle!
from College and Magnolia - All Posts https://www.collegeandmagnolia.com/2019/8/28/20832682/opponent-q-a-the-oregon-ducks
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thrashermaxey · 6 years ago
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Ramblings: Cogliano/Shore Traded; Chabot Update; Dive on Will Butcher – January 15
  The 2018-19 Dobber Midseason Fantasy Hockey Guide is available right now in the Dobber Shop! Get the edge you need to make a run for your league title. For those out of the running, there is loads of information on call-ups, rookies, prospects from across the world, and a whole lot more. There is something for everyone so be sure to grab your copy now!
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Defenceman Josh Gorges has retired from professional hockey. He was often a healthy scratch in 2017-18 and couldn’t get an NHL deal this season. He finishes his career with 124 points in 783 games. All the best to Josh and his family on their next step.
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I’m only going to touch briefly on the Andrew Cogliano/Devin Shore trade. There is not much fantasy relevance here but that will depend on lineup configuration. Cogliano could fit with, say, Jason Spezza and Alex Radulov on the second line, in which case he’ll have some value. I imagine Shore will bounce all over the lineup for the Ducks, as most wingers have.
The crux of the trade is this: Cogliano is responsible defensively and has some offensive upside. I’m not sure Shore can boast either of those things. Dallas gets older but this feels to me as trying to recoup something for an asset they don’t think has a future with the team, and Cogliano is an established middle-six two-way winger. That’s valuable, even at his age.
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The New Jersey Devils provided an update on Taylor Hall in that there is no update on Taylor Hall. They won’t say what’s wrong but he hasn’t started skating.
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Thomas Chabot was skating for Ottawa in practice on Monday and it looks like he’ll be ready to go soon, possibly for their game on Wednesday. There was an update on Colin White saying he won’t return before the All-Star break, which starts next weekend.
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Hey everyone, Nick Schmaltz is really, really good:
  Matt Barzal continues to be an absolute monster entering the offensive zone. Leads the league in controlled entries per 60. This is the rest of the top 10 (100+ 5v5 minutes tracked) pic.twitter.com/YBuB7Sl2dz
— CJ Turtoro (@CJTDevil) January 14, 2019
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We had a good ol’ fashioned shootout in New Jersey as the Devils and Blackhawks combined for 13 goals in the Devils’ 8-5 win. The scoring was really spread out among New Jersey’s players, with Kyle Palmieri being the most relevant with a pair of tallies. Going back to the All-Star break last year, Palmieri has 37 goals in 78 games. It’s not a huge shooting percentage binge, either, though it is a stout 14.9 percent in that span.
Sami Vatanen had a goal and two assists and is now up to 18 points in 42 games. His plus/minus is still atrocious, though if Mac Blackwood can stabilize things in net, that could turn itself around and make him much more valuable in multi-cat leagues. 
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Vladimir Tarasenko had a goal and an assist in St. Louis’s 4-1 win in Washington. That gives Tarasenko four goals and seven points in six games this month. He’s starting to heat up, and playing with Jaden Schwartz and Brayden Schenn is only going to help. Don’t be surprised if they all start heating up, as long as they keep skating together.
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Carl Soderberg tallied a hat trick in Toronto, leading Colorado to a 6-3 win. Soderberg now has 15 goals on the season and is one away from tying a career high. He’s also over two shots on goal per game for the first time in his career, and the additional shots are leading to goals. Who knew.
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James van Riemsdyk, on the top line and top power play unit as the Flyers went with five forwards on their top PP quintet, managed a hat trick of his own in Philadelphia’ 7-4 win over Chicago. Give JvR five goals and seven points in three games. He’s looking like the player the Flyers paid for.
Devan Dubnyk was pulled after the second period.
Nolan Patrick had two goals and an assist in the win. It was his first point(s) of any kind in nine games, his first multi-goal game of the year, and his first multi-point game since November 1st. I will say, he has looked better than his points give him credit for. He just needs more time.
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Back in the middle of November, I wrote part of a Ramblings on three young defencemen with standout starts to the 2018-19 season: Thomas Chabot, Miro Heiskanen, and Henri Jokiharju. Since then, none have proven themselves anything other than standouts. Though Chabot is injured, Heiskanen is playing for a boring team, and Jokiharju’s ice time is declining, the results have still been very good for all three since the time of writing. It’s truly a triumvirate of talented defencemen, all of whom could be in the upper-tier of blue liners in a few years’ time (Chabot may already be there).
I bring up that old Ramblings because I was doing some stats perusing on Sunday afternoon. This is the list of the top-15 defencemen this season in shot driving percentage relative to their team at five on five. It helps to identify good defencemen playing on bad teams, elite defencemen on good teams, and those just along for the ride, being a partner to either of the previous two type of d-men in this list (from Natural Stat Trick):
    Let’s break down the 15 players into groups.
Elite – Kris Letang, Thomas Chabot (yes, I’m ready to say that), Erik Karlsson, Dougie Hamilton, Mark Giordano, John Carlson, Seth Jones
Along for the Ride – Brian Dumoulin, Brenden Dillon, Dylan DeMelo
Everyone Else – Radko Gudas, Henri Jokiharju, Will Butcher, Travis Dermott, Troy Stecher
Let’s go over the Everyone Else section for a minute.
Radko Gudas is likely one of the more under-appreciated defencemen in the NHL. He has put up very strong relative shot-driving numbers each of his four seasons with the Flyers, this year being the best of them.
Henri Jokiharju has already been discussed at length.
Travis Dermott has always put up strong results in a minimal role for the Leafs. He looks to be the heir apparent to Jake Gardiner, working under the assumption that Gardiner doesn’t re-sign with Toronto.
Troy Stecher… I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. He hasn’t put up anything close to these types of numbers in his previous two seasons. He and Derrick Pouliot have been an excellent defence pair for the Canucks, driving the play at nearly a 53-percent clip on a team that is much, much worse than that. He’s a guy to dig into at a later date.
Will Butcher is a very interesting name on this list and he’s the guy I want to explore today.
As we sit on Monday evening before the games start, Butcher has just 14 points in 43 games on the year. This follows a rookie campaign where he had 44 points in 81 games. It also follows a rookie season where he was playing just over 16 minutes a night compared to just over 19 minutes now. In other words, it’s been a disappointing follow-up to an excellent rookie fantasy campaign.
So what’s going on?
First thing is first: he’s driving the play. He’s the only New Jersey defenceman over a 50 percent adjusted shot share at five-on-five, sitting at 52.5 percent. No one on that blue line with 500 minutes is at 48.5 percent or better. Not only has he been good at driving the play, he’s been great relative to his team, resulting in him being in the top-10 league-wide in relative shot share, ranking just behind Erik Karlsson. The picture above shows the other elite defencemen in the top-15. It’s good company for Butcher.
The team isn’t getting unlucky with him on the ice, either. He’s tied for 20th in PDO among all defencemen with 500 minutes, and the team is shooting 9.97 percent with him on the ice, 23rd in the league. He’s been on the ice for 3.31 goals per 60 minutes at five-on-five and yet he’s last among the team’s d-men in points/60. The natural conclusion is that his individual points percentage (IPP, or the rate at which he garners a point when he’s on the ice) has cratered, and it has: among 149 defencemen in the league with 500 minutes, he’s 144th in IPP, managing a point on roughly 11 percent of the five-on-five goals scored with him on the ice. That, of course, is hilariously low and will not sustain itself this season, or in any other.
Of course, just saying he’s been driving the play in a half-season sample and that he’s been unlucky doesn’t really paint a complete picture of what Butcher does.
There is a visual tool from CJ Turtoro that helps compare defencemen among several categories, not the least of which are shots/60 minutes, possession entries and exits/60 minutes, entry break-ups, and more. This is based off the game-tracking work of Corey Sznajder. Now, the tracking isn’t complete. Games are missing, so some players have a couple hundred minutes tracked, some have several hundred, some have over one thousand. But it does give us an idea (however incomplete) of what a player has done. We know that entries and exits with possession create much more shots than dump-ins and dump-outs, so defencemen ranking high in one (or both) of these categories is what we’re looking for.
Let’s take a step back to give some context. Butcher just turned 24 years old earlier this month. Our Dobber Tools have him listed at 5’10”, 190 lbs. For extended periods of his career to this date, he’s been used in a minimal role as a power-play specialist. So, we have an undersized defenceman seen as having very good offensive tools in his mid-20s but is still needing to learn how to play against bigger competition before earning more minutes. Remind you of anyone else? Hmmm:
  Now, Ellis is 28 this season but the years covered in that viz are age-26, age-27, and this year. Next season is Butcher’s age-25 season. But they’re both undersized defencemen whose first full season didn’t come until 23 years old, neither has been a shot-volume guy (save for that one half-season from Ellis), neither was (has been) given big minutes early in their career, but both seem to be very good puck-movers. The difference between the two is that Ellis is in an environment with several excellent defencemen, and Butcher is not.
The whole point of this was to try to point out a player who has been excellent this year but hasn’t had the breaks go their way. Butcher’s IPP has cratered but it won’t stay there all year and will most certainly be much improved for 2019-20. Whereas Ellis is one good defenceman among many, Butcher is one good defenceman among few (if any). For those in dynasty leagues, the time to buy him is now. Barring a catastrophic injury, his value won’t get any lower over the next few years than it is at the moment. He’s only going to keep improving which will only lead to more minutes. The compounding of more minutes next year (including top PP time) with a rebound in IPP feels like a sneaky big season in the making. He’s not a multi-cat stud so beware in leagues that count hits and shots, but in points-only leagues, he should be on deep keeper/dynasty shopping lists right now.
from All About Sports https://dobberhockey.com/hockey-rambling/ramblings-coglianoshore-traded-chabot-update-dive-on-will-butcher-january-15/
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flauntpage · 7 years ago
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Four Mock Drafts for the Vegas Golden Knights
Protected lists! They are here! It's Christmas morning!
That is, it's like Christmas morning if you were a bad kid and your parents got you nothing but socks and sweaters to teach you a lesson. Yeah, you need socks and sweaters, but no matter how many packages you tear open, there will not be a Nintendo (or whatever the kids play these days).
Likewise, the NHL is giving fans a new team with the expansion draft this week, but when we finally open it up, it's not going to be what we wanted.
The (Not Las) Vegas Golden Knights have until Wednesday morning to submit their draft list, which must contain one player from each team in the league. The roster will be revealed that night during the NHL Awards show (and probably throughout the day in the form of leaks to the media). The 30-player team must have at least 14 forwards, nine defensemen, and three goalies, and it must also be salary-cap compliant.
In the spirit of fun content, I imagined four different expansion drafts for the Golden Knights, each using its own unique criteria: one team designed solely for tanking, one team for comedic purposes only, one win-now team, and one team that represents the best possible outcome for Vegas. (And thanks to TSN's draft simulator for making this easy.)
THE RACHEL PHELPS MEMORIAL TANKING TEAM
In the 1989 movie Major League, Rachel Phelps inherits the Cleveland Indians from her dead husband. Like any sane person, she does not want to live in Cleveland, so she puts together a roster she hopes is so bad that it will drive down attendance to the point she can enact a clause in the lease with the city that would allow her team to move to Florida.
This would be the Vegas equivalent of that team.
Forwards: Jared Boll, Zac Rinaldo, Brandon Bollig, Jordin Tootoo, Matt Hendricks, Shawn Thornton, Dustin Brown, Ryan White, Steve Ott, Cody McLeod, Luke Gazdic, Cal Clutterbuck, Chris Neil, Tom Sestito
Defensemen: Josh Jorges, Eric Gelinas, Jack Johnson, Dylan McIlrath, Kevin Klein, Andrew MacDonald, Brenden Dillon, Robert Bortuzzo, Jason Garrison
Goalies: Anders Lindback, Kari Lehtonen, Cam Ward
Utility: Luca Sbisa, Brooks Orpik, Mark Stuart, Garrett Sparks
Cap hit: $69,135,476 Players under contract for next season: 20
How many games does this team win? If I set the over/under at seven, you probably need to think about it for a while, don't you? Remember: the expansion Ottawa Senators won ten games, and that team was trying.
If we're sticking with the Major League theme here:
Zac Rinaldo is Ricky Vaughn. Rinaldo is probably better suited for some sort of penal league, and it's not hard to imagine his teammates referring to him as Vedge Head.
Just a bit outside. Photo by Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports
Brooks Orpik is Jake Taylor. Orpik should be in a league outside of the United States and his knees are shot.
Jack Johnson is Roger Dorn. There's something here with both players being concerned about making as much money as possible at this point in their careers.
Steve Ott retired, but I bet he could be enticed to play one more season centering a line with Luke Gazdic and Chris Neil.
THE MITCHELL FRIEDMAN "WHO ARE THESE GUYS?" TEAM
Also in Major League, there's a scene where an Indians fan is looking over the roster and says, "Mitchell Friedman?" It's because no one has heard of those guys. If Vegas went strictly off that philosophy (I swear, this is the last Major League reference here, and this is only because it's been on HBO a lot lately), here's that team:
Forwards: Nicolas Kerdiles, Tyler Gaudet, Justin Kea, Turner Elson, Alex Broadhurst, Mark McNeil, Corban Knight, Andrew Crescenzi, Patrick Cannone, Chris Terry, Ben Thomson, Ben Holmstrom, Daniel Catenacci, Casey Bailey
Defensemen: Linus Arnesson, Tyler Wotherspoon, Dillon Simpson, Brad Hunt, Will O'Neill, David Warsofsky, Dan Kelly, Andrew Campbell, Andrey Pedan
Goalies: Daniel Altshuller, Mac Carruth, Edward Pasqualle
Utility: Mike Angelidis, Liam O'Brien, Ryan Olsen, Jordan Binnington
Cap hit: $18,529,918 Players under contract for next season: 22
When you're the biggest star on the team. Photo by Bruce Fedyck-USA TODAY Sports
As you might have surmised, this team is technically invalid because it falls way below the salary cap floor—but who cares? Mock expansion drafts should be enjoyable and picking these random names (Is Chris Terry the most recognizable name here?) was too much fun. They played a combined 60 NHL games last season!
And what if I told you some of the names on here aren't NHL players and are names I actually made up or grabbed from somewhere in pop culture?
Is Casey Bailey an Ottawa Senators center or a fringe character on Dawson's Creek?
Is Andrew Crescenzi a Los Angeles Kings center or Diane Lane's love interest in Under the Tuscan Sun?
Are Alex Broadhurst and Jordan Binnington hockey players or romantic rivals in Downton Abbey?
I guess we will never know, because you're not looking up these names and we both know it. [Editor's note: We looked up the names, and rest assured they're all actual hockey players.]
THE MARC BERGEVIN "WE NEED TO WIN NOW" TEAM
Admittedly, I have lost the feel for what the Montreal Canadiens are doing these days—they're big and tough, but they also traded for Jonathan Drouin. That said, all of GM Marc Bergevin's moves in the past year would indicate that he wants his team to win immediately. What if Vegas GM George McPhee decided he needed a playoff team in Year 1?
How would that team look?
Forwards: Alex Burmistrov, Matt Moulson, Lee Stempniak, Mikhail Grigorenko, Benoit Pouliot, Jonathan Marchessault, Trevor Lewis, Eric Staal, Tomas Plekanec, James Neal, Michael Grabner, Jordan Weal, Bryan Rust, David Perron
Defensemen: Sami Vatanen, Trevor van Riemsdyk, Jack Johnson, Dan Hamhuis, Thomas Hickey, David Schlemko, Nate Schmidt, Martin Marincin, Colin Miller
Goalies: Petr Mrazek, Michael Hutchinson, Andrew Hammond
Utility: Cedric Paquette, Reid Boucher, Troy Brouwer, Beau Bennett
Cap hit: $72,172,143 Players under contract for next season: 30
This was tricky. I originally scooped about $83 million in contracts on my first pass and had to make some hard decisions about where to spend and where to save (sorry, Bobby Ryan). Everyone is under contract for next season so no one can escape McPhee's clutches as he builds the most mediocre ship possible.
And Jim Rutherford doesn't have any agreement in place with me, so he can keep Marc-André Fleury.
Here are potential forward and defense combinations:
Perron-Staal-Neal Moulson-Weal-Marchessault Pouliot-Plekanec-Grabner Boucher-Paquette-Rust
Johnson-Vatanen Hamhuis-van Riemsdyk Schlemko-Miller
Mrazek Hutchinson
This team suuuuuuuuuuuucks! The forward group is fine enough, but once you get past Vatanen, it's just terrible on the back end. This is why McPhee can't get caught up in appeasing fans off the bat with the idea of a winning team, because it'll be a bigger disappointment when the team is bad—and there's no way of getting around this team being bad. If it's going to be bad, at least have it be bad with potential going forward.
There's no point in even drafting Vatanen and Neal (more on this when we get to my amazing team), because they can be the Norris Trophy and Rocket Richard winners next season and this team still isn't cracking 70 points.
And if you're wondering how Johnson can be on both the tanking team and the win-now team, think of that as insight into how general managers view Johnson versus his actual value.
So what is the ideal Vegas team?
THE DAVE LOZO IDEAL VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS EXPANSION DRAFT TEAM
We know we can't win now. We know this is going to take forever. So we want to sprinkle the roster with motivated veterans at the end of contracts and young players who have long-term value. How will this team, which is just as bad as any of the others, look?
Forwards: Jonathan Marchessault, Alex Chiasson, Andrej Nestrasil, Mikhail Grigorenko, Lukas Sedlak, Benoit Pouliot, Carl Hagelin, Colin Wilson, Jacob Josefson, Brock Nelson, Michael Grabner, Jordan Weal, Nick Shore, David Perron
Defensemen: Josh Manson, Zach Bogosian, Trevor van Riemsdyk, Jamie Oleksiak, Matt Dumba, Nikita Nesterov, Chris Wideman, David Schlemko, Jason Garrison
Goalies: Petr Mrazek, Michael Hutchinson, Louis Domingue
Utility: Reid Boucher, Martin Marincin, Nate Schmidt, Malcolm Subban
Cap hit: $51,489,940 Players under contract for next season: 30
Years from now, you'll hear stories about how someone like Joe Thornton was a member of the Golden Knights and you'll wonder how it happened. It will be because Vegas wanted nothing to do with that roster, so they drafted a player who wasn't under contract and who they knew wouldn't join the Knights to avoid taking a bad contract or wasting a roster spot.
Hands off Marchessault. Photo by Dan Hamilton-USA TODAY Sports
For my terrible roster with potential for helping the franchise down the road, I'm assuming I have blackmailed the Ducks and the Predators out of high picks to not take Vatanen and Neal. If the Panthers want to blackmail me out of Marchessault, too bad. He's mine. You can't have him.
I'm sure if this were real life, I'd do more blackmailing, but the point is this: I want draft picks. I want them now or I want them at next season's trade deadline for rentals like Grabner or Perron. I would assure every veteran that he was on display for a trade to a contender next season, so don't half-ass it because you're miserable. Bust your ass for 20 minutes a night and hit the tables at the casino later. It's impossible to be miserable in Vegas.
With just about everyone else, I'm looking for long-term potential (Weal) or players who can do more in bigger roles (Josefson) who I can also swap. I do not—I repeat, I do not—want Bogosian, but he's a young right-handed defenseman and I think we can pump and dump him to some other team later.
I'm also taking all players I have under contractual control. Would I like Antti Raanta? Sure, but I'd rather take the 30-goal guy on the cheap contract I can flip either immediately or later and then maybe take a run at Raanta in free agency.
This team would still finish dead last next season, but I'd have like, a thousand picks in the draft. I'm trying to lay a foundation in Vegas and that foundation doesn't need Vatanen, who will be a million years old by the time the team is good, and it doesn't need Brown's contract, because getting to the cap floor is easy.
This team is going to stink no matter what, but it will stink on my terms.
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yahoo-puck-daddy-blog · 8 years ago
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Dillon, Watson get in most polite hockey fight ever (Video)
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Sharks blueliner Brenden Dillon was mic’d up for Saturday’s tilt against the Nashville Predators when he decided to drop the gloves with Austin Watson in what turned out to be the most polite hockey fight imaginable.
Dillon started the exchange by doing the respectful thing and asking Watson for his permission. After they dropped the gloves, both combatants delivered a few soft body shots before agreeing to call it quits. Very considerate of them. And to put a cherry on the nice-guy sundae, they even exchanged some pleasantries in the penalty box.
Even in/after a fight, @BDillon04 might be the most polite player in the NHL. #sjsharks #preds pic.twitter.com/s5E0ZWVq4R
— Brodie Brazil (@brodiebrazilCSN) March 15, 2017
What makes this even better is that Dillon, a B.C. boy, and Watson, who is from Ann Arbor, have never played on the same team during their hockey careers. They’re just a couple of predictably wholesome hockey guys trying to fire up the boys.
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carey-pricemas · 8 years ago
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Updated Queue!
Happy Wednesday! I hope your day is good loves!!! Here’s this weeks updated queue!!! Got a couple of notes to make!
One: Check out @backstrombabe65​ for more imagines!!! I hear they’ve got an Andre one coming out soon!!! ;)
Two: For my anon who wants So Wrong’s sequel sooner... unfortunately I can’t. So many people have requested and it’s not fair to skip the line on them who’ve been waiting so patiently. I’m so sorry boo :(
Three: YO! I need help... I have someone trying to find an imagine and I can’t find it so here  you guys go-  Help me find a lost imagine please! It's was an Austin one where he is trying to hide from his teammates in a coffee shop. So he sits with this girl and she starts reading her book to him and it gets super hot. Thanks a million!- HELP SOME BOOS OUT!!!
Ok I think that’s all! So here’s your queue!
 Today-    Jakob Chychrun- smut
              Connor McDavid- Soon part 2
Thursday 5/25- Auston Matthews- accidentally stands up angst
              Maple Leafs Rookie of choice (probably Connor Brown or Zach Hyman)- mother of group
              Sidney Crosby- angst about age difference
Friday 5/26- Carter Hart- gets injured during the game
              William Nylander- shower smut/cute
              Andre Burakovsky- cooking
Saturday 5/27- Tyler Seguin- protective dogs of pregnancy
              FREDDIE Andersen- Mitch’s older sister
              Charlie McAvoy- jealous of Seggy
Sunday 5/28- Auston Matthews- Mitch embarrasses him
              Matt Murray- post Stanley cup smut
              Auston Matthews- song written about you
Monday 5/29- Andre Burakovsky- broken ribs
              Sidney Crosby- smut challenge
              Jakob Chychrun- arguing over your work meetings in Cali
Tuesday 5/30- Andre Burakovsky- Close as Strangers by 5 Seconds of Summer
              Rich Clune- smut
              Connor Brown- playoff beard
Wednesday 5/31- Carter Hart- tries cheesy pickup lines
              Tyler Seguin- smut
              William Nylander- I love you while drunk
Thursday 6/1- Alex Wennberg- plane crash
              JJ Piccinich- last home game win fluff/smut
              Jakub Vrana- fluffy free reign
Friday 6/2- Downtown Connor Brown- meet and greet and surprised you like him
              Jonathan Toews- smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- you have a stutter
Saturday 6/3- Freddie Andersen- playoffs
           Andre Burakovsky- 21st bday jealousy fluff/smut
           Connor Murphy- talking about the future
Sunday 6/4- Matthew Tkachuk- falls asleep with baby bro fluff
              Morgan Rielly- smut being caught
              Alex Nylander- friend breakup worries
Monday 6/5- Sidney Crosby- teen son from previous relationship
              William Nylander- doesn’t know you’re a virgin
              Jimmy Vesey- friends set you up
Tuesday 6/6- Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson- fluff free reign
              Chris Kreider- smut
              Mitch Marner- insecure about love
Wednesday 6/7- Auston Matthews- grumpy after playing the Stars
              Freddie Andersen- smut
              William Nylander- playoff beard
Thursday 6/8- Downtown Connor Brown- playoff beard
              Alex Wennberg- super smutty XD
              Jordie Benn- expecting first child
Friday 6/9- Charlie McAvoy- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- smut
              Sebastian Aho- team finds out about you through Instagram
Saturday 6/10- Brady Skjei- makes her sing for him
              Martin Jones- free rein
              Alex Wennberg- nervous about telling him youre pregnant
Sunday 6/11- Brendan Gallagher- wearing a Chucky jersey
              Connor McDavid- Family is Sabres fans
              Tom Wilson- The first time again part 2
Monday 6/12- Matt Martin- jealous
              Kasperi Kapanen- celebration smut
              Auston Matthews- jealous of basketball team
Tuesday 6/13- Jakob Chychrun- boys and girls club
              Kasperi Kapanen- smut someone overhears you
              Martin Jones/Sidney Crosby- Skin by Rihanna
Wednesday 6/14- Derick Brassard- pregnant during playoffs
              Brendan Gallagher- calm down (wink wink) during playoffs XD
              Any Rangers player- John Green quote
Thursday 6/15- Andre Burakovsky- friends with Patrick Kane
              Andre Burakovsky- protective from man in bar (no one knows)
              Morgan Rielly- large age gap
Friday 6/16- AJ Greer- Beach volleyball for team Canada
              Colton Parayko- doesn’t know you speak English
              Mitch Marner- Sees self harm scars
Saturday 6/17- Auston Matthews- both busy but make it to sons game
              Auston Matthews- smut doesn’t like Dylan
            Carter Hart- A million reasons by Lady Gaga
Sunday 6/18- Mikkeal Boedker- run into each other at grocery store
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut same circles but never met
              Jeff Skinner/Justin Faulk- harassed/assaulted and they save you
Monday 6/19- Connor McDavid/Mitch Marner- Late Late show about song
              Austin Matthews- jealousy birthday smut
              Any Caps player- political law firm but then player gets traded
Tuesday 6/20- Zach Hyman- proposes through book
              Brady Skjei- celebration smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- Secret Love song by Little Mix
Wednesday 6/21- Mitch Marner- messes up Valentines day
              William Nylander- car smut
              Any player- your teenage son is gay and introducing you to first boyfriend
Thursday 6/22- Jacob Trouba- Part 2 of Walk in the Park
              Andre Burakovsky- broke up and reunited at Casino night smut
              Auston Matthews- African dancer and he gets jealous
Friday 6/23- Kasperi Kapanen- tutoring him in college
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              Auston Matthews- teammate finds sex toys (ropes)
Saturday 6/24- Morgan Rielly- one of the guys Morgan’s overprotective and jealous
              Artemi Panarin- tired of being called cute smut
              Morgan Rielly- escape Leafs event and find each other
Sunday 6/25- Dmytro Timashov- watch scary movies
              Artemi Panarin- love the sounds  you make smut
              Alex Galchenyuk- Chasing Ghosts by Against the Current
Monday 6/26- Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              William Nylander- first time smut
              Sidney Crosby- damsel in distress
Tuesday 6/27- Taylor Hall- transition from Edmonton to NJ
              Rasmus Ristolainen- fluff
              Auston Matthews- yeast infection and dr visit
Wednesday 6/28- Leon Draisaitl- getting ejected during A PLAYOFF GAME
              Oliver Ekman-Larsson- love at first sight
              Alec Martinez- Cinco de Mayo festivities
Thursday 6/29- Auston Matthews- tired and clingy
              Jordie Benn- wants to be a family with you and daughter
              Auston Matthews- jealous of Laine
Friday 6/30- Auston Matthews- bad day brings food (my kind of man)
              William Nylander- snaps boredom Willy takes to fair
              Johnny Gaudreau- cheer him up after getting swept
Saturday 7/1- Jo Drouin- sitting front row at a game
              Brandon Montour- get into a fight
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Sunday 7/2- Auston Matthews/Sidney Crosby- autoimmune disease
              Steven Stamkos- free reign
              Brenden Dillon/Timo Meier- free reign
Monday 7/3- Jakob Silfverberg- for noranihilia
              Aaron Ekblad- free reign
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Tuesday 7/4- Brent Burns- free reign
              Roman Josi- free reign
              Martin Jones- free reign
Wednesday 7/5- Chris Tierney- free reign
              Nikita Kucherov- free reign
              Mikael Granlund- cute/fluffy
Thursday 7/6- Jonathan Marchessault- free reign
              Nino Niederreiter- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- avoid feelings talk and he thinks you don’t like him
Friday 7/7- Charlie Coyle- Lipstick part two
              Brendan Gallagher- angry/hate each other smut
              Auston Matthews- you do his makeup and Mitch puts it on Instagram
Saturday 7/8- Auston Matthews- you’re sick and he and Mitch take care of you and your kid
              William Nylander- wearing something that turns him on unknowingly
              Pekka Rine- celebrate sweeping Hawks
Sunday 7/9- William Nylander- free reign about butt and thighs
              Auston Matthews- meeting friend who doesn’t like the Leafs
              Sidney Crosby- wakes up and mutters I love you a lot
Monday 7/10- Artemi Panarin- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- part of the group but he likes you but just friends
              Colton Parayko- bffs and in car accident and he tells you feelings
Tuesday 7/11- William Nylander- same height insecurities
              Ben Hutton- fluffy smut
              Mitch Marner- gf has chronic migraines
Wednesday 7/12- Alex Nylander- faking hickies prank
              Tyler Seguin- Company by Justin Bieber
              Auston Matthews- Gaston song with his name and he loves it (in secret)
Thursday 7/13- Sean Monahan- after wrist surgery
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/funny butt touching
              Mats Zuccarello- free reign
Friday 7/14- Auston Matthews- Toronto Furies, play Aus to see who better player is
              Jakub Vrana- part two of Doughnuts
              Mitch Marner- making fun of passion over el clasico
Saturday 7/15- Charlie McAvoy- free reign
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut
              Sam Reinhart- season ticket holder, sees you at the game
Sunday 7/16- Morgan Rielly- after getting knocked out of the playoffs
              William Nylander- happy with himself after seeing scratches
              Mikael Granlund- gives goal pucks to his son
Monday 7/17- Morgan Rielly- They Don’t Know about Us by One Direction
              William Nylander- sees bruises after sex (non-smut) and he feels guilty
              Jamie Oleksiak- taking son to meet the team
Tuesday 7/18- Andre Burakovsky- meets at a charity event, sees again later when he has a gf (probably also a multiparter
              Leon Draisaitl- dominant hot smut
              William Karlsson- ILYSB by LANY
Wednesday 7/19- Nazem Kadri- hit on Ovi
              Leon Draisaitl- smut after finishing exams/graduation
              Auston Matthews- trying to turn him on in an elevator with teammates smut
Thursday 7/20- Auston Matthews- getting knocked out of playoffs and shutting you out so he doesn’t take anger/sadness/frustration out on you
              Michael Latta- Smut hot when he fights
              Jonathan Toews- sequel to I’ll say yes for toews19
Friday 7/21- Andre Burakovsky- sleeping and he steals the sheets
              Auston Matthews- argues about dishes
              Andre Burakovsky- surprising you at graduation
Saturday 7/22- William Nylander- sleeping and someone posts a picture
              Michael Latta- smut angry after game and takes it out on you
              Tom Wilson- club and Tom gets jealous, heated
Sunday 7/23- Adam McQuaid- overprotective of gay son
              Zach Fucale- smut after not seeing each other for awhile and she wears his jersey for first time
              Milan Lucic- visiting with Bruins over the summer
Monday 7/24- Auston Matthews- thinks shes cheating and comes after her after fight
              Auston Matthews- riding his thighs dirty
              Auston/Willy/Mo/Freddie/Kappy choice- insecure about height/speaking Spanish/ Take on the World by You Me at Six, or Speakers by Sam Hunt
Tuesday 7/25- Adrian Kempe- Somebody Else part two
              Claude Giroux/any Flyers player- partying with team and blurts feelings while tipsy
              William Nylander- reader talks Swedish and Willy loves it (heated)
Wednesday 7/26- Auston Matthews- friend but he wants more but you’re unsure of his reputation
              Tyler Seguin- nsfw sumt
             Dylan Strome- Dive by Ed Sheeran
Thursday 7/27- Sebastian Aho- free reign
              Tyler Seguin- based off his IG “love me” trying to get your attention
              Mikael Granlund- he thinks you’re dating him for his money
Friday 7/28- Tyler Seguin- part 2 of Orders
              Alex Nylander- smut
              Tyler Seguin- friends dancing and he flirty teases you
Saturday 7/29- Jakob Chychrun- teaching kids to skate
              Auston Matthews- smut based off of Fire and Desire by Drake
              Connor McDavid- AHL ex who won’t stop bothering you
Sunday 7/30- Brendan Gallagher- meeting family for the first time
              Dylan McIlrath- free reign fluff/steam
              Auston Matthews- muscular and self conscious about it
Monday 7/31- Auston Matthews- field hockey player stages of relationship
              Dylan Strome- congratulate him after winning Western Conference
              Sam Reinhart- You’re Here part two
Tuesday 8/1- Auston Matthews- act like they hate each other, but really in love
              Auston Matthews/Morgan Rielly (probably Mo)- scavenger hunt fluff/steam
              Colton Parayko- smut comforting
Wednesday 8/2- Morgan Rielly- trying to get him to unwind after game by being a distraction
              William Nylander- long lost buddies and run into each other while out with team
              Mitch Marner- dark; abuse, cutting, mental health problems
Thursday 8/3- Auston Matthews- convinces him to go to country music festival
              David Pastrnak- cute and fluffy
              Alex Nylander- cute/fluffy about hair/haircut
Friday 8/4- Auston Matthews- taking care of sick girlfriend
              Charlie McAvoy- cute/fluffy
              Jeff Skinner- comforting about self harm scars
Saturday 8/5- Mitch Marner/Willy Nylander- fight and admit they like each other cute or smut
              Morgan Rielly- Leafs event with Mo and meet team for the first time
              Alex Nylander- morning smut
Sunday 8/6- Sidney Crosby- have twins
              Alex Nylander- about being a bad cook
              Auston Matthews- in his POV; reader stressed and cuddles
Monday 8/7- Noah Hanifin- Just a Friend part two
              Charlie McAvoy- smut
              Auston Matthews- stressing over testing
Tuesday 8/8- Mitch Marner- reader speaks German
              Charlie McAvoy- smut
              Morgan Rielly/JVR/Gabe Landeskog- Say you won’t let go by James Arthur
Wednesday 8/9- Casey Cizikas- making fun of each other over concussions
              Ben Hutton- smut
              David Pastrnak- Disneyland tickets/fluff
Thursday 8/10- Sebastian Aho- Teaches the reader Finnish
              Auston Matthews- smut after surgery he worries he’s going to hurt her
              Michael Latta- babysitting his niece and calls you to come help/Latts insta with the baby
Friday 8/11- Lawson Crouse- fluffy free reign
                Nico Hischier- smut
              Jesse Puljujarvi- cute/fluffy free reign
Saturday 8/12- Elias Lindholm- childhood friends meet each other when older
              Mikael Granlund- teasing him with team smut
              Nico Hischier- meet at draft and show him around the city
Sunday 8/13- Andre Burakovsky- She’s Not Me by Zara Larsson
              Roope Hint- FWB smut
              Connor McDavid- Slow Hands by Niall Horan
Monday 8/14- Leon Draisaitl- tries to give you a perfect birthday, but messes it up
              Sebastian Aho- sweet first time smut
              Matt Martin- come home wanting quiet and he’s playing COD with boys
Tuesday- 8/15- Auston Matthews- friends since childhood start dating
              Nico Hischier- depression, but he comforts her
              Carter Hart- concussion and taking pain killers, makes him loopy
Wednesday- 8/16- Tyler Seguin- calls mom to ask for ring, but mom thinks its another prank
              Morgan Rielly- surprising you at your graduation
              David Pastrnak- reader gets wisdom teeth out and recovery
Thursday 8/17- Auston Matthews- Fire and Desire by Drake
              Tom Wilson- Trainer for Caps smut
Friday 8/18- Alex Nylander- baby and baby names
              Sidney Crosby- smut
              Auston Matthews- reader is ace
Saturday 8/19- Alex Nylander- introduced to parents but mom doesn’t like her
              Artemi Panarin- fight and makeup smut
              Auston Matthews- coming home giggly drunk
Sunday 8/20- Mitch Marner- parents are getting married and siblings
              Nico Hischier- high school AU
              Beau Bennett- drunk hook up, bond next morning
Monday 8/21- Sidney Crosby- son from other relationship and first Mother’s Day
              Morgan Rielly- clubbing and see him after breaking up
              Timo Meier- free reign
Tuesday 8/22- Tyler Seguin- Ben Bishop’s best friend meet through him
              Willy/Alex Nylander- problems with self harming
              Dmytro Timashov- cooking/cleaning when stressed Dmytro doesn’t know why
Wednesday 8/23- Colton Parayko- honored for military service at game
              Sebastian Aho- friends teasing about you and Aho in bed
              Auston Matthews- they surprise you for Mother’s day
Thursday 8/24- Morgan Rielly- wear black and boys tease about being too badass for Mo
              Jesse Puljujarvi- soft smut
              Alexander Wennberg- Slow Hands by Niall Horan
Friday 8/25- Leon Draisaitl- can’t sleep, helps you fall asleep
              Andre Burakovsky- shower smut
           Dylan Strome- has crush on you but you aren’t interested
Saturday 8/26- Andre Burakovsky- Finnish rap music and chirping
              Kasperi Kapanen- girlfriend is a soccer player
              Alex Nylander- first sleepover and seeing her dressed down and no makeup
Sunday 8/27- Colton Parayko- work for the Blues and Hutton catches you kissing
              Sidney Crosby- Small Bump by Ed Sheeran
              Alex Nylander- comes to your dance competition
Monday 8/28- Geno Malkin- go on a cruise and he takes care of you after you get sun poisoning
              Connor McDavid- takes care of you while you’re drunk/hungover
              Tom Wilson- someone insults her and he defends you
Tuesday 8/29- William Nylander- makes banana pancakes
              Mitch Marner- Canada playing home country and Canada wins and y/n is mad
              Carter Hart- snuggling and listening to the rain
Wednesday 8/30- Auston Matthews- bring child to family skate/practice
                  Jake Virtanen- vacation in a cabin first time smut
               Zach Werenski- takes puck to face and bummed but he gets to spend more time with you
Thursday 8/31- William Nylander- cute ringtone for gf and boys tease and possible proposal
              TJ Oshie- takes you home from club smut
              Auston Matthews- you have a bf and he seduces you to cheat
Friday 9/1- Mitch Marner- chipped tooth vs Finland
             Leon Draisaitl- smut
               Brayden Schenn- free reign
Saturday 9/2- Willy Nylander- active about Bell Let’s Talk cause you struggle with mental illness
              Auston Matthews- before game smut
              Willy/Auston/Freddie/Mitch- short and nerdy
Sunday 9/3- Brady Skjei- BFFs and secretly in love with one another and you confess
              Auston Matthews smut- friend of WAG and  hookup after game then he asks you out
              Auston Matthews- buy a puppy together
Monday 9/4- Jordie Benn- dating but kept quiet cause shes shy, but he lets it out
              Brayden Point- dirty smut
              Carey Price- Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift
Tuesday 9/5- Auston Matthews- bff and comforts you after a guy wants to use you as rebound
               Sidney Crosby- smut
              Morgan Rielly- son’s draft day
Wednesday 9/6- Jesse Puljujarvi- Eyes Closed- Halsey
              Cliff Pu- meet on vacation and lose touch but moves to Canada for school
              Teuvo Teravainen- Supersankari by Laura Närhi
Thursday 9/7- Sebastian Aho- nopsajalka by lupaan olla
           Tom Kuhnhackl- takes her to Germany to meet family
           Marco Scandella- getting divorced, but Marco convinces her to give him second chance
Friday 9/8- William Nylander- celebrating making semi-finals
           Auston Matthews- listening to music and dancing surprise smut
           William Karlsson- fluffy free reign
Saturday 9/9- Anders Lee- free reign
           Auston Matthews- mom doesn’t like you and speaks to him in Spanish, but you are fluent in it
           William Nylander- So Wrong part two
Sunday 9/10- Sebastian Aho- proposing
           Nick Schmaltz- smut
             William Nylander- high school AU king and queen at dance
Monday 9/11- Sidney Crosby- wedding day fluff
           Connor Brown- smut
           Alex Nylander- watching Willy play in the Worlds and spending time with his fam
Tuesday 9/12- Auston Matthews- Worried his teammates don’t take you serious because you’re younger than him and in college
           Trevor van Riemsdyk- gets jealous over teammate talking to you at club smut
           Leon Draisaitl- with kids or pregnant gf/wife
Wednesday 9/13- Phil Kessel- pregnancy or children fluff
           Auston Matthews- Because You’re Mine by Kitty Kallen
           William Nylander- y/n leaf interviewer and Willy flirts with you
Thursday 9/14- Mitch Marner- gf plays hockey and gets in a fight and he’s worried/thinks its badass
           Pekka Rinne- work with charity but first time meeting team as his GF at a game
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carey-pricemas · 8 years ago
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Updated Queue!
Happy Saturday! Playoffs are in full swing and the Worlds have started so hopefully you have some hockey to watch! And I’m working on the imagines to read! Thanks y’all for being so patient with me! Love you!!!!!
Today- Auston Matthews- smut
              Ben Hutton- reads to kids
Sunday 5/7- Ben Hutton- meet and greet fan experience
              Morgan Rielly- truth or dare smut
              Drew Doughty- embarrassed after fight
Monday 5/8- Alex Galchenyuk- protective and fights
              Patrik Laine- tries to convince sister Jets are better (probably going to                 be a multiparter not gonna lie)
              Jakob Chychrun- insomnia and nightmare
Tuesday 5/9- Auston Matthews- unknown feelings and jealous
               JVR- with KIDS and pregnant
              Miles Wood- Jealous smut
Wednesday 5/10- Sebastian Aho- pregnant and about to give birth
               Auston Matthews- Takes care of reader after skating injury
              Tom Wilson- fight smut
Thursday 5/11- Tyler Seguin- picks on insecurities accidentally
               Andre Burakovsky- broken up but dance at a party
              Miles Wood- smut
              Tom Wilson- DWTS jealousy
Friday 5/12- Artturi Lehkonen- embarrassed in front of good friend Gally
              Morgan Rielly- smut
              Chris Kreider- Stepan behind the mic couples interview
Saturday 5/13- Connor McDavid- dating famous singer
              Auston Matthews- smut
              Carter Hart- helping him after WJC loss
Sunday 5/14- Kevin Hayes- pregnant but new relationship
             Tyler Seguin- shower smut
             Dylan Strome- free reign
Monday 5/15- Auston Matthews- Bathwater by No Doubt
             Jake Virtanen- smut
             Brendan Gallagher- going home and running into everyone you know
Tuesday 5/16- Auston Matthews- On my own from Les Mis
              Carter Hart- Smut
              William Nylander- Furies player whos there when Leafs clinch playoff                   spot
Wednesday 5/17- Connor McDavid- Stuck in an elevator
              Auston Matthews- clinched playoff smut
              Alex Nylander- NHL debut
Thursday 5/18- Brendan Gallagher- singer and Gally gets dreamy
              Morgan Rielly- trying to turn him on in an elevator with teammates
              William Nylander- cheating on girlfriend with you
Friday 5/19- Kasperi Kapanen- First NHL goal
              Tyler Seguin- smut before game
              Morgan Rielly- little spoon
Saturday 5/20- Dylan Larkin- friends don’t like him
              Andre Burakovsky- he gets insecure
              Mitch Marner- distant fight and make up
Sunday 5/21- Alex Nylander- Blind date
              William Nylander- dirty while on the phone
              Auston Matthews- dance party
Monday 5/22- Matthew Tkachuk- fight and spend day apart
              Sam Reinhart- smut
              Tyler Seguin- fun date
Tuesday 5/23- Auston Matthews- matchmakers
              Aaron Ekblad- son is 1st overall pick
              Jimmy Vesey- Broadway Hamilton practice
Wednesday 5/24- Dmytro Timashov- free reign
              Jakob Chychrun- smut
              Connor McDavid- Soon part 2
Thursday 5/25- Auston Matthews- accidentally stands up angst
              Maple Leafs Rookie of choice (probably Connor Brown or Zach                             Hyman)- mother of group
              Sidney Crosby- angst about age difference
Friday 5/26- Carter Hart- gets injured during the game
              William Nylander- shower smut/cute
              Andre Burakovsky- cooking
Saturday 5/27- Tyler Seguin- protective dogs of pregnancy
              FREDDIE Andersen- Mitch’s older sister
              Charlie McAvoy- jealous of Seggy
Sunday 5/28- Auston Matthews- Mitch embarrasses him
              Matt Murray- post Stanley cup smut
              Auston Matthews- song written about you
Monday 5/29- Andre Burakovsky- broken ribs
              Sidney Crosby- smut challenge
              Jakob Chychrun- arguing over your work meetings in Cali
Tuesday 5/30- Andre Burakovsky- Close as Strangers by 5 Seconds of Summer
              Rich Clune- smut
              Connor Brown- playoff beard
Wednesday 5/31- Carter Hart- tries cheesy pickup lines
              Tyler Seguin- smut
              William Nylander- I love you while drunk
Thursday 6/1- Alex Wennberg- plane crash
              JJ Piccinich- last home game win fluff/smut
              Jakub Vrana- fluffy free reign
Friday 6/2- Downtown Connor Brown- meet and greet and surprised you like him
              Jonathan Toews- smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- you have a stutter
Saturday 6/3- Freddie Andersen- playoffs
              Andre Burakovsky- 21st bday jealousy fluff/smut
              Connor Murphy- talking about the future
Sunday 6/4- Matthew Tkachuk- falls asleep with baby bro fluff
              Morgan Rielly- smut being caught
              Alex Nylander- friend breakup worries
Monday 6/5- Sidney Crosby- teen son from previous relationship
              William Nylander- doesn’t know you’re a virgin
              Jimmy Vesey- friends set you up
Tuesday 6/6- Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson- fluff free reign
              Chris Kreider- smut
              Mitch Marner- insecure about love
Wednesday 6/7- Auston Matthews- grumpy after playing the Stars
              Freddie Andersen- smut
              William Nylander- playoff beard
Thursday 6/8- Downtown Connor Brown- playoff beard
              Alex Wennberg- super smutty XD
              Jordie Benn- expecting first child
Friday 6/9- Charlie McAvoy- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- smut
              Sebastian Aho- team finds out about you through Instagram
Saturday 6/10- Brady Skjei- makes her sing for him
              Martin Jones- free rein
              Alex Wennberg- nervous about telling him youre pregnant
Sunday 6/11- Brendan Gallagher- wearing a Chucky jersey
              Connor McDavid- Family is Sabres fans
              Tom Wilson- The first time again part 2
Monday 6/12- Matt Martin- jealous
              Kasperi Kapanen- celebration smut
              Auston Matthews- jealous of basketball team
Tuesday 6/13- Jakob Chychrun- boys and girls club
              Kasperi Kapanen- smut someone overhears you
              Martin Jones/Sidney Crosby- Skin by Rihanna
Wednesday 6/14- Derick Brassard- pregnant during playoffs
              Brendan Gallagher- calm down (wink wink) during playoffs XD
              Any Rangers player- John Green quote
Thursday 6/15- Andre Burakovsky- friends with Patrick Kane
              Andre Burakovsky- protective from man in bar (no one knows)
              Morgan Rielly- large age gap
Friday 6/16- AJ Greer- Beach volleyball for team Canada
              Colton Parayko- doesn’t know you speak English
              Mitch Marner- Sees self harm scars
Saturday 6/17- Auston Matthews- both busy but make it to sons game
              Auston Matthews- smut doesn’t like Dylan
              Carter Hart- A million reasons by Lady Gaga
Sunday 6/18- Mikkeal Boedker- run into each other at grocery store
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut same circles but never met
              Jeff Skinner/Justin Faulk- harassed/assaulted and they save you
Monday 6/19- Connor McDavid/Mitch Marner- Late Late show about song
              Austin Matthews- jealousy birthday smut
              Any Caps player- political law firm but then player gets traded
Tuesday 6/20- Zach Hyman- proposes through book
              Brady Skjei- celebration smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- Secret Love song by Little Mix
Wednesday 6/21- Mitch Marner- messes up Valentines day
              William Nylander- car smut
              Any player- your teenage son is gay and introducing you to first                           boyfriend
Thursday 6/22- Jacob Trouba- Part 2 of Walk in the Park
              Andre Burakovsky- broke up and reunited at Casino night smut
              Auston Matthews- African dancer and he gets jealous
Friday 6/23- Kasperi Kapanen- tutoring him in college
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              Auston Matthews- teammate finds sex toys (ropes)
Saturday 6/24- Morgan Rielly- one of the guys Morgan’s overprotective and                       jealous
              Artemi Panarin- tired of being called cute smut
              Morgan Rielly- escape Leafs event and find each other
Sunday 6/25- Dmytro Timashov- watch scary movies
              Artemi Panarin- love the sounds  you make smut
              Alex Galchenyuk- Chasing Ghosts by Against the Current
Monday 6/26- Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              William Nylander- first time smut
              Sidney Crosby- damsel in distress
Tuesday 6/27- Taylor Hall- transition from Edmonton to NJ
              Rasmus Ristolainen- fluff
              Auston Matthews- yeast infection and dr visit
Wednesday 6/28- Leon Draisaitl- getting ejected during A PLAYOFF GAME
              Oliver Ekman-Larsson- love at first sight
              Alec Martinez- Cinco de Mayo festivities
Thursday 6/29- Auston Matthews- tired and clingy
              Jordie Benn- wants to be a family with you and daughter
              Auston Matthews- jealous of Laine
Friday 6/30- Auston Matthews- bad day brings food (my kind of man)
              William Nylander- snaps boredom Willy takes to fair
              Johnny Gaudreau- cheer him up after getting swept
Saturday 7/1- Jo Drouin- sitting front row at a game
              Brandon Montour- get into a fight
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Sunday 7/2- Auston Matthews/Sidney Crosby- autoimmune disease
              Steven Stamkos- free reign
              Brenden Dillon/Timo Meier- free reign
Monday 7/3- Jakob Silfverberg- for noranihilia
              Aaron Ekblad- free reign
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Tuesday 7/4- Brent Burns- free reign
              Roman Josi- free reign
              Martin Jones- free reign
Wednesday 7/5- Chris Tierney- free reign
              Nikita Kucherov- free reign
              Mikael Granlund- cute/fluffy
Thursday 7/6- Jonathan Marchessault- free reign
              Nino Niederreiter- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- avoid feelings talk and he thinks you don’t like him
Friday 7/7- Charlie Coyle- Lipstick part two
              Brendan Gallagher- angry/hate each other smut
              Auston Matthews- you do his makeup and Mitch puts it on Instagram
Saturday 7/8- Auston Matthews- you’re sick and he and Mitch take care of you                  and your kid
              William Nylander- wearing something that turns him on unknowingly
               Pekka Rine- celebrate sweeping Hawks
Sunday 7/9- William Nylander- free reign about butt and thighs
              Auston Matthews- meeting friend who doesn’t like the Leafs
              Sidney Crosby- wakes up and mutters I love you a lot
Monday 7/10- Artemi Panarin- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- part of the group but he likes you but just friends
              Colton Parayko- bffs and in car accident and he tells you feelings
Tuesday 7/11- William Nylander- same height insecurities
              Ben Hutton- fluffy smut
              Mitch Marner- gf has chronic migraines
Wednesday 7/12- Alex Nylander- faking hickies prank
              Tyler Seguin- Company by Justin Bieber
              Auston Matthews- Gaston song with his name and he loves it (in secret)
Thursday 7/13- Sean Monahan- after wrist surgery
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/funny butt touching
              Mats Zuccarello- free reign
Friday 7/14- Auston Matthews- Toronto Furies, play Aus to see who better player                is
              Jakub Vrana- part two of Doughnuts
              Mitch Marner- making fun of passion over el clasico
Saturday 7/15- Charlie McAvoy- free reign
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut
              Sam Reinhart- season ticket holder, sees you at the game
Sunday 7/16- Morgan Rielly- after getting knocked out of the playoffs
              William Nylander- happy with himself after seeing scratches
              Mikael Granlund- gives goal pucks to his son
Monday 7/17- Morgan Rielly- They Don’t Know about Us by One Direction
              William Nylander- sees bruises after sex (non-smut) and he feels guilty
              Jamie Oleksiak- taking son to meet the team
Tuesday 7/18- Andre Burakovsky- meets at a charity event, sees again later                      when he has a gf (probably also a multiparter
              Leon Draisaitl- dominant hot smut
              William Karlsson- ILYSB by LANY
Wednesday 7/19- Nazem Kadri- hit on Ovi
              Leon Draisaitl- smut after finishing exams/graduation
              Auston Matthews- trying to turn him on in an elevator with teammates                   smut
Thursday 7/20- Auston Matthews- getting knocked out of playoffs and shutting                    you out so he doesn’t take anger/sadness/frustration out on you
              Michael Latta- Smut hot when he fights
              Jonathan Toews- sequel to I’ll say yes for toews19
Friday 7/21- Andre Burakovsky- sleeping and he steals the sheets
              Auston Matthews- argues about dishes
              Andre Burakovsky- surprising you at graduation
Saturday 7/22- William Nylander- sleeping and someone posts a picture
              Michael Latta- smut angry after game and takes it out on you
              Tom Wilson- club and Tom gets jealous, heated
Sunday 7/23- Adam McQuaid- overprotective of gay son
              Zach Fucale- smut after not seeing each other for awhile and she wears               his jersey for first time
              Milan Lucic- visiting with Bruins over the summer
Monday 7/24- Auston Matthews- thinks shes cheating and comes after her after                fight
              Auston Matthews- riding his thighs dirty
              Auston/Willy/Mo/Freddie/Kappy choice- insecure about height/speaking              Spanish/ Take on the World by You Me at Six, or Speakers by Sam Hunt
Tuesday 7/25- Adrian Kempe- Somebody Else part two
              Claude Giroux/any Flyers player- partying with team and blurts feelings               while tipsy
              William Nylander- reader talks Swedish and Willy loves it (heated)
Wednesday 7/26- Auston Matthews- friend but he wants more but you’re unsure                of his reputation
              Tyler Seguin- nsfw sumt
              Dylan Strome- Dive by Ed Sheeran
Thursday 7/27- Sebastian Aho- free reign
              Tyler Seguin- based off his IG “love me” trying to get your attention
              Mikael Granlund- he thinks you’re dating him for his money
Friday 7/28- Tyler Seguin- part 2 of Orders
              Alex Nylander- smut
              Tyler Seguin- friends dancing and he flirty teases you
Saturday 7/29- Jakob Chychrun- teaching kids to skate
              Auston Matthews- smut based off of Fire and Desire by Drake
              Connor McDavid- AHL ex who won’t stop bothering you
Sunday 7/30- Brendan Gallagher- meeting family for the first time
              Dylan McIlrath- free reign fluff/steam
              Auston Matthews- muscular and self conscious about it
Monday 7/31- Auston Matthews- field hockey player stages of relationship
              Dylan Strome- congratulate him after winning Western Conference
              Sam Reinhart- You’re Here part two
Tuesday 8/1- Auston Matthews- act like they hate each other, but really in love
              Auston Matthews/Morgan Rielly (probably Mo)- scavenger hunt                           fluff/steam
              Colton Parayko- smut comforting
Wednesday 8/2- Morgan Rielly- trying to get him to unwind after game by being                 a distraction
              William Nylander- long lost buddies and run into each other while out                   with team
              Mitch Marner- dark; abuse, cutting, mental health problems
Thursday 8/3- Auston Matthews- convinces him to go to country music festival
              David Pastrnak- cute and fluffy
              Alex Nylander- cute/fluffy about hair
Friday 8/4- Auston Matthews- taking care of sick girlfriend
              Charlie McAvoy- cute/fluffy
              Jeff Skinner- comforting about self harm scars
Saturday 8/5- Mitch Marner/Willy Nylander- fight and admit they like each other                 cute or smut
              Morgan Rielly- Leafs event with Mo and meet team for the first time
              Alex Nylander- morning smut
Sunday 8/6- Sidney Crosby- have twins
              Alex Nylander- about being a bad cook
              Auston Matthews- in his POV; reader stressed and cuddles
Monday 8/7- Noah Hanifin- Just a Friend part two
               Auston Matthews- stressing about school testing
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