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❝ ░ ADVENTURE TIME; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ Everything ahead of us is totally unknown. ❜

❛ Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ❜

❛ Sometimes life is scary and dark. ❜

❛ People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it. ❜

❛ I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. ❜

❛ I’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. ❜

❛ Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz? ❜

❛ No one flicks me in the butt without my consent! ❜

❛ Homies help homies. Always. ❜

❛ You got to focus on what’s real, man. ❜

❛ Responsibility demands sacrifice. ❜

❛ People make mistakes. It’s a part of growing up. ❜

❛ It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being. ❜

❛ You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars. ❜

❛ Don’t you always call sweatpants ‘give up on life pants,’ _____? ❜

❛ Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle. ❜

❛ Mathematical! ❜

❛ Whoa! Algebraic! ❜

❛ I’ll slay anything that’s evil. That’s my deal! ❜

❛ I’m not righteous. I’m wrong-teous. Stupid-teous. ❜

❛ I feel radder, faster… more adequate! ❜

❛ Youth culture forever! ❜

❛ Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist? ❜

❛ No worms on the bed! ❜

❛ Get ready for an uppercut, you dog! ❜

❛ Stealing’s wrong, doofus! ❜

❛ Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow! ❜

❛ What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me! ❜

❛ I’m no wuss! I’m the hero around these parts! ❜

❛ Eat my sword, _____! ❜

❛ I’m weddy for the wedding. ❜

❛ Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk. ❜

❛ How did you almost know my name? ❜

❛ All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! ❜

❛ Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can’t handle how kick-butt reality is! ❜

❛ That riddle sucks. ❜

❛ I’ll just read this book about pigs. ❜

❛ Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything! ❜

❛ Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump! ❜

❛ Come on, man! That’s pervy! ❜

❛ Easy as childbirth. ❜

❛ Dude, I think I have a crush. ❜

❛ Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie! ❜

❛ Oh crab it to the butternuts, it’s locked! ❜

❛ STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT! ❜

❛ I’ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. ❜

❛ We’re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through. ❜

❛ That road you’re on leads to nowhere. ❜

❛ You wanna join my primitive noise band? ❜

❛ Roll the dice, you pay the price. ❜

❛ C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. ❜

❛ It was weird but I liked it. ❜

❛ Actually, I think I’m beating it back with sheer willpower. ❜

❛ Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun’s sake, alright? ❜

❛ You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles. ❜

❛ This dolphin fell in love with me! ❜

❛ I’d rather be dancin’ with some babes! ❜

❛ My subconscious must be hungry, huh? ❜

❛ I can’t have you messin’ up my bread and butter, dude. ❜

❛ Heh heh. I can’t take you seriously when you’re singing, man. ❜

❛ Dude, be calmed by my saliva. ❜

❛ I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up. ❜

❛ Dude, let’s kill the horse. ❜

❛ You don’t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it. ❜

❛ Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? ❜

❛ And what if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne. ❜

❛ I love you, everything burrito. ❜

❛ Oh, I’m coming with you… if only to be disruptive and obnoxious! ❜

❛ I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher. ❜

❛ I wish for… a sandwich! ❜

❛ That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! ❜

❛ I should not have drunk that much tea! ❜

❛ I’d never forgive anybody who did this to me! ❜

❛ Give me a hug, hero. ❜

❛ I never said you had to be perfect! ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m good! Haven’t slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I’m good. ❜

❛ I’ve seen some stuff that would really make you say ‘like what?’ ❜

❛ I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code. ❜

❛ I wrote this next song about a fisherman. ❜

❛ Vampires can’t beat ghosts. It’s like a rock-paper-scissors thing. ❜

❛ I’m hurting you because I love you. ❜

❛ Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me! ❜

❛ I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed! ❜

❛ Who wants to play video games? ❜

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He should really be used to it by now, he knows, but still Jungkook finds himself surprised (or rather grossed out) with the younger male every type he opens his mouth; either food comes in, or shit comes out. “I’d adopt into wooden bullets, and if you ever dare touch me I’ll cut off your arm and shave off your eyebrows just for fun.”

With that said, Jungkook opened the car door and step foot onto the concrete. “Listen to me now, you go in, do your thing, sell as much as possible, affiliate as much as you can, get our shit in the marker and crush it. Some parties WILL be watching for you so I got all grounds covered from the corner side building, got it?”

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Jungkook tilted his head with some thought, before making a face at the end of the other’s words. “What is it with you and sexualizing things?” He allowed a small sigh escape his lips before going on “Logically though a machete is great. Personally I don’t know if I could part with my sniping rifle, so might as well get stuck on an island full of whatevers. Other wise, if it were only you and me on the island with nothing but wildlife, I’d use my rifle to shoot myself. In through the jaw and out the other way, hopefully all over your face.”

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You bled me dry and was mad I had nothing left to give

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              ANGST  FOR  SHIPS  SENTENCE  PROMPTS .

              A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF ANGST SHIPPY PROMPTS,

                  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED/FITTING .

❛    i   love  you.  do  you  love  me?   ❜

❛    i  thought  we  loved  each  other.    ❜

❛    why  are  you  with  him/her/them?   he’s/she’s/their  not  good  for  you.   ❜

❛    please  ..   don’t  leave  me  here  alone  to  rot.   ❜

❛    you  deserve  better.   ❜

❛    why   haven’t   answered  my  calls,   my   texts?   ❜

❛   you   vanish   for   three   days   then   decide   to   come   back   around?    ❜

❛   i’m  worried  about  you.   ❜

❛   i   don’t   know   if   what   i   feel   for   you   is   love.   ❜

❛   [ name ]   told   you  i   was  bad   for   you?   ❜

❛   you   always   pretend   you   don’t   care   but   i   know   you   do.   ❜

❛   you  don’t  love  me  anymore?   ❜

❛   why   won’t   you   ever   tell   me   that   you   love   me?   ❜

❛   you  didn’t  miss  me,   not   even   a   little? ❜

❛   can   we   just   have   one   more  kiss.   ❜

❛   don’t   say   that,   you  don’t  mean  it.    ❜

❛   please,  don’t   do   this   to   us.  ❜

❛   nothing  is   stopping  us  from  being   together   except   you.   ❜

❛   i’m  sorry,   i   won’t   do   it   again,   i   promise.   ❜

❛   i’m   not   in   love   with   you.  ❜

❛   why   are   you   doing   this?   ❜

❛   you   know   we   can’t   be   together.   ❜

❛   i’m  not   jealous,   just   curious.   ❜

❛   we’re   kissing   other   people   now?   ❜

❛   well,    you’re   not    allowed   to   leave   me,    ever.   ❜

❛   just   tell   me   where  the   hell   we    stand   at   now.    ❜

❛   stop   messing   with   my   emotions   because   you’re   unsure   of   yours.   ❜

❛   tell   me    this    isn’t    true,    please.   ❜

❛   you  broke  my   trust   which   is   worse   than   breaking   my   heart.   ❜

❛   i   can’t    always    help    when   you’re    in    trouble.  ❜

❛   i   thought   we   we’re   done.   ❜

❛   i   just   want   to   love   you,    let   me   love   you.   ❜

❛   you   pretend   you   don’t   know   me   in   front   of   your   friends.   ❜

❛    no,   i    cannot    just   be   your   friend.    it’s��  not    enough   for   me.   ❜

❛    you’re    just    going   to   leave   without   saying   goodbye?   ❜

❛   i   don’t   want    anyone   else   but   you.  ❜

❛   how   can   you   treat   me   this    way?  ❜

❛   you   don’t   deserve   him/her/them,   you   deserve   better.   ❜

❛   you   know    i    will    always    love   you.   ❜

❛   you   shouldn’t   have   came   here.   ❜

❛   we    are    not   meant   to    be.  ❜

❛   you’re   not   in    love,    you’re   obsessed.    ❜

❛   i’ve   been   searching   for   you   in   everyone.   ❜

❛   do   yourself   a   favor   and   stop   loving   me.    ❜

❛    your   mother/father   didn’t   love   you   so   you   think   no   one   can.   ❜

❛    you   can’t    break   my   heart    twice.   ❜

❛    we   can   run   away    together,    start   new.  ❜

❛    can’t   you   see,    what    you’re   doing   to   me? ❜

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“ Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me “ ( mingming @ jungkook )

Reply from Jungkook @mcrsxscla

Jungkook was indeed watching Ming, so much could be said, but not the same way he was accused in by the other. Slight moments ago, Jungkook was given a little mission to run together with “his partner”, so naturally he came to retrieve him only to find the other changing. Completely unbothered, Jungkook leaned back against the heavy doors of Ming’s, and simply watched the other slowly take his time. “You do know you’re full of shit, right? Hurry up and get dressed before I shove my handgun up your ass.” He sighed.

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sexual tension sentence starters (part two)

as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Angry

“Is that so?”

“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”

“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”

“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”

“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”

“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”

“Try and stop me.”

“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”

“Fuck you! Or me.”

Flirty

“I’m really flexible…”

“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”

“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”

“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”

“Is there any way I could repay you?”

“You have really pretty lips.”

“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”

“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”

“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”

“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”

Awkward

“..why are you staring at me?”

“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”

“So…how do I look?”

“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”

“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”

“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”

“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”

“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”

“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”

“*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”

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☆ﾟSentences → Dangerous && Soft Love

|DANGEROUS|

❝ I’m bad for you, don’t you get that? ❞   

❝ Get out of here before you get yourself hurt! ❞ 

❝ I don’t want you to get caught up in all of this. ❞ 

❝ No, you don’t understand. You’re too naive. ❞   

❝ You think you can fight me? You can’t even reach me. ❞ 

❝ Look, it isn’t what you think… ❞   

❝ Hey, it’s cool. I’ll protect you. ❞ 

❝ Anyone puts a hand on you, I’ll kill them. ❞ 

❝ What? You scared now that you realize how easily I can overpower you? ❞  

|SOFT|

❝ Where did you get this scar from? ❞   

❝ You…you’re bleeding! What happened?! ❞  

❝ C’mere, I’ll fix you up. ❞ 

❝ It isn’t safe! Stay with me tonight, please? ❞ 

❝ I’m not letting you go off on your own! ❞   

❝ I love you, I don’t care about your past. ❞   

❝ I’m not going anywhere, whether you want me to or not! You can’t decide my feelings for me! ❞ 

❝ Is that a gun?! ❞ 

❝ You can be gentle. I know you can, I’ve seen it. ❞   

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Psst... Hey!

1. People leaving / being kicked out of their groups / causing controversy because they said or did stupid shit / being Seungri is not the same as Hara or Sulli dying. Shit like "Oh my god 2019 is do hard because oppa left the group and also that girl died" won't fly. It's not the same and it shouldn't be casually treated as such. Good? Good.

2. Sulli, Hara, or Jonghyun for that matter since you love to drag his name into literally anything to make it more dramatic, are not just tragedy porn. They are people who made an impact in some of us lives and we will genuinely miss them as opposed to people who act sad one day because their name trended on Twitter and then and forget all about them. If you didn't know or care about them while they were alive you don't get to bring them up as a warning every time your fave fucks up or leaves their group. Good? Good.

Get these through your thick skulls and think more when you type.

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Starters (Dealing with Mental Illness)

“I know that it’s not real, I just…it’s real to me, sometimes.”

“I don’t mean to…I’m sorry.”

“I don’t do it on purpose!”

“Why are you blaming me for something I can’t control?!”

“I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe–“

“My chest hurts, it feels like I’m going to choke.”

“Please just make them go away!”

“I hear it, okay? I can fucking hear it.”

“You can’t tell me it’s not there when I can see it! I can fucking see it!”

“I’m just…really tired.”

“I’m not sleeping, I…I can’t sleep, anymore.”

“I don’t think I’m alone.”

“They tell me to do things, they say all of these things to me and I don’t know what to do.”

“I don’t know which voice is my own anymore.”

“I hurt myself.”

“I…I need to go to the hospital.”

“No! I’m not going fucking anywhere!”

“I don’t want to take all of these pills, I don’t want to be on all these drugs anymore!”

“I’m tired of going to so many doctors.”

“What’s wrong with me?”

“It hurts…”

“I’m just so fucking scared. I’m scared of this, of myself, of everything.”

“I don’t know which one is the real me, anymore.”

“I feel strange…”

“I can’t focus on anything, I feel like I’m not even real.”

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                      Jeon Jungkook ┊ Multiship ┊ Semi selective ┊ TW!                                  Now my thoughts are slow                                  I don’t know what to do                                  Like a bug in a web I’m trapped and so are you                                  Oh, my feet are warm                                  My heart has caught the flu                                  Must have picked it up between                                  The falsehoods and the truth.                                  REBLOG . LIKE . FOLLOW

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I brought him back! Found me here!

                                                   “I’m back online.”                                                   ��          Jimin AKA chimbaby ┊ Camboy ┊ OC                           ┊ Multiship ┊ None-selective ┊ NSFW & TW ┊

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