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When you're so pissed off about Brexit you just wear the EU flag and wait for it all to be over so you can go to Ascot... #queen #queenelizabeth #parliament #ukparliament #housesofparliament #palaceofwestminster #stateopeningofparliament #ukpolitics #brexit #bremoaner #uk #london #eu #Europe #europeanunion #londonpolitics #politics #britain #britishpolitics #ge2017 #notmygovernment
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That’d be the Enterprise, a starship built by a multi-species Federation of different worlds all joined together in a huge alliance that celebrates and enjoys the diversity of its member planets, then.
#Daily Mail#Star Trek#Patrick Stewart#Enterprise#Starship#That’d be the starship built by a massive diverse multi-species Federation of allied worlds then#Bremoaners#Whisk#Dimension#Whisk people away#Make it s-oh mate
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QUOTATIONS - JASON HAZELEY AND JOEL MORRIS’ ‘THE STORY OF BREXT’ (FIRST PUBLISHED 2018)
First sentence:
‘Britain is a proud island.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.6).
On Great Britain:
‘But our country is special, and other countries are queuing up to get what we have to offer, whether it is the music to Sting. to any of our several mild cheeses.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.6).
On Europe:
‘Europe is very different from Britain.
For instance, their windows open inwards rather than outwards and it is almost impossible to buy Monster Munch in Bulgaria.
No wonder we could not get along.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.8).
On Brexit:
‘Brexit has been Britain at its best.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.10).
‘Being in the European Union is terrible complicated. Leaving it is terribly complicated too.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.12).
‘Digory lives in Islington. He is parliamentary Secretary at the Department for Exiting the European Union. He has spent the last two years enacting the will of the people...
“Someone will work it out,” he says to himself. “They usually do.” ‘ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.40).
‘In the months leading up to the Brexit deadline, sensible people stock-piled water in case the traps went of.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.48).
On the European referendum:
‘The Prime Minster organised the referendum because he was sure everybody would want things to stay exactly as they were.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.20).
‘The day after the referendum, Helen woke to discover that she shared her country with millions of simply awful people she had never met who thought the exact opposite to her about most things.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.28).
‘Adil and Lucy have not spent Christmas with Lucy’s parents since they fell out very badly after the referendum.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.32).
On Brexit vocabulary:
‘Brexit gave us lots of exciting new words. like brextremist, remoaner, bremoaner, remaybe, breprehensible, remaintenance, brexorcist, remaidstone, brex-girlfriend, remange, brextortion, remayhem and bregret.’ (Hazeley and Morris, 2018, p.22).
REFERENCE
Hazeley, J. and Morris, J. (2018) ‘The story of Brexit - A Ladybird book for grown-ups’. London: Penguin.
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QUENTIN LETTS watches Commons discuss the Trident misfire
QUENTIN LETTS watches Commons discuss the Trident misfire
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Yesterday the Commons discussed a Trident mis-fire from the Royal Navy nuclear submarine Vengeance. Not that it was a mis-fire. Everything was absolutely in order. Nothing to see here. Carry on, Chief Petty…
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Friday 6th January 2017 pt 1
These pictures probably come off as being a bit whingy today. The realisation of probably becoming penniless and trapped is terrifying though.
And balls to leavers damning me as a “bremoaner”. I’m still angry and disappointed at the result of the referendum last year.
#CynicalHiccup #DrearDiary #6 #6thjan2017 #jcswindells #digitalart #contemporaryart #ukartist #artistlife #istillwantmyeuback #shaftedgeneration #brexshit
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I know this is the most annoying brand of bremoaner to be, but fuck me I wish I could move back to malta again n like spend quadruple of the time I did the first time, hanging out by the road sides and eating Gbejniet!! I was actually a vegan at the time but there is something about like driving through olive trees, on a camping trip with ur good friends, thirsty as hell!! Thrn getting the chance to slurp this supple jelly like sheeps cheese like relatively fresh?? Just a dude like yeah I got a sheep and I made some cheese u want it ha
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Musicians Remember Chuck Berry on Social Media - KTLA
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Musicians Remember Chuck Berry on Social Media KTLA Many of rock 'n' roll's greatest guitarists list Chuck Berry as one of their influences. As do many other musicians. Keith Richards famously said he lifted all of Berry's licks. John Lennon said: “If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you ... Chuck Berry's death prompts reactions from musicians on social mediaAtlanta Journal Constitution (blog) Musicians, fans react to Chuck Berry's death on social mediaLA Daily News The NS Q&A: Howard Jacobson on social media, "bremoaners" and ...New Statesman Globalnews.ca los 661 artículos informativos »
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My Xmas day jumper.... #xmas #xmasdinner #eu #bremoaner #bremoaners
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Chuck Berry's death prompts reactions from musicians on social media - Atlanta Journal Constitution (blog)
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Chuck Berry's death prompts reactions from musicians on social media Atlanta Journal Constitution (blog) In this Oct. 17, 1986 file photo, Chuck Berry performs during a concert celebration for his 60th birthday at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis, Mo. On Saturday, March 18, 2017, police in Missouri said Berry has died at the age of 90. (AP Photo/James A. Finley). Musicians Remember Chuck Berry on Social MediaKTLA Musicians, fans react to Chuck Berry's death on social mediaLA Daily News The NS Q&A: Howard Jacobson on social media, "bremoaners" and ...New Statesman Globalnews.ca los 593 artículos informativos »
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Musicians Remember Chuck Berry on Social Media - KTLA
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Musicians Remember Chuck Berry on Social Media KTLA Many of rock 'n' roll's greatest guitarists list Chuck Berry as one of their influences. As do many other musicians. Keith Richards famously said he lifted all of Berry's licks. John Lennon said: “If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you ... Musicians, fans react to Chuck Berry's death on social mediaLA Daily News Chuck Berry's death prompts reactions from musicians on social mediaAtlanta Journal Constitution (blog) The NS Q&A: Howard Jacobson on social media, "bremoaners" and ...New Statesman los 436 artículos informativos »
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