toby | 25 | internet apothicon | i would die for tank dempsey
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love the term fuckass. like this thing is so absurd and annoying it is kind of buttsex
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peoplpe are always saying very online things to me
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I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND
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can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet
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im changing... augh... i can feel my dna changing... it hurts.... *hand turns into a dvd*
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Bronze age ship discovered
look inside
made of wood
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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
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Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed
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youare all just jealous of my severed head
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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.
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a bloodied axe is a normal and acceptable winter outfit accessory i think
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literally how it feels listening to songs
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Making out w tongue isn’t enough make out with me with blood between our lips
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