#breaking their necks to speak
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It’s fine I’m not crying that the ending for the Halsin romance is still broken it’s FINE.
Before latch 7, I did a solo romance run with a redeemed Durge. Never romanced anyone else, never flirted, absolutely nothing. Only went for Halsin and by the end of the game I had the scene with him in bed and agreed to go with him right then and there.
The reunion party happens and they walk in together but I get the dialogue that my Durge stayed behind to rebuild and then eventually joined Halsin.
Love that for me.
This most recent time post patch 7 I did romance Astarion and Halsin, but broke up with Astarion after he ascended and only had Halsin. And I know that if you’re romancing both and don’t break it off with Astarion the auto default is bed scene with Astarion and you leave with him and not Halsin.
At the end of the game, I had the bed scene with Halsin and once again left right then and there to be with him.
The reunion party happens and Tav walks in alone after adventuring solo for 6 months and hasn’t seen Halsin.
Love that for me.
Decided to reload the solo Halsin Durge romance and it’s still broken to where she stayed behind but now it’s even more broken because Durge and Halsin are standing back to back and looking over their shoulders to speak to each other.
LIKE JUST LET ME LEAVE WITH HIM, PLEASE.
#I’m not crying you’re crying#breaking their necks to speak#at one point you just see Halsin from behind and he’s yapping away#can’t have shit in this house#BG3#Baldurs gate 3#Halsin#dark urge#bg3 durge
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I cannot believe bummy shippers actually believe the show will be worse off now that lou isn't there anymore. you mean the show with ANGELA BASSETT and PETER KRAUSE??? that show? the one with a beloved main cast of 8 seasons? THAT ONE? I fear we are witnessing mass psychosis here bc wtf
#911 abc#lou is a terrible actor#and clearly nobody in the cast liked him💀#and GA is gonna move on from that breakup in the blink of an eye#like they did with buck's other LIs#like all of that is just facts what are we even doing here#why are you breaking your neck for a man who charges you money to speak to him#bucktommy#lou ferrigno jr
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Dean, whispering to the Angel in bed beside him who literally cannot sleep: Cas. You awake?
#i just had this image in my head#cute domesticity and cosy middle-of-the-night conversations in bed in hushed whispers#even though theyre in their own house in their own bed#but its like you speak quietly when the room is pitch black#because you dont want to break the quiet cosy nighttime bubble#and Cas literally doesnt sleep but he closes his eyes and he basks in the warmth of being close to Dean#while hes so vulnerable and sleepy and cuddly#and getting into bed with Dean is his favourite thing to do in the whole world#even though they do it every single night#anyway where was i going with this#its just that theyre so SO in love#and they deserve these sweet quiet moments#Cas nuzzling into the back of Dean's neck like Yes Dean Im Awake#and Dean goes on to tell him about how he forgot to say that he bumped into Mr Jenkins at the store earlier#and he gave him some pumpkin seeds to plant#and theyre still in the pocket of the jeans he wore earlier (that are on the floor somewhere)#so dont let him forget to take the seeds out before the jeans go in the laundry basket#and Cas with total solemnity is like I wont. and says that when the pumpkins have grown they can make pumpkin pie#and Dean snuggles back into him and says I love you on a sleepy sigh as he drifts back to sleep#and on that note goodnight tumblr#dont mind me just writing drabbles in the tags instead of sleeping yknow the usual#pie says stuff#destiel#destiel headcanon
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Zoro going against Mihawk out of nowhere and Luffy going against Zeff out of nowhere— I just know the old generation was doomed right then because Luffy and Zoro can have all the respect in the world or none of it and it wouldn't matter, they would tear through anything in their way even if they only had pirate baby teeth.
#Luffy and Zoro get gifted with the bad influence award you were absolutely wrecking the East Blue#Garp is having an aneurysm as we speak mIHAWK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP THEM#Zeff saw the bad boy kid asking for his son's hand in uh pirate crew chef? and he said good lord finally take him out of here#My mother sold me to one direction but it's Zeff selling Sanji to the Straw Hats#Mihawk decided to unleash little Mihawk aka Zoro to the Grand Line to cause even more chaos#at this rate it surprises me Shanks hasn't died yet from invisible hands breaking his neck#just saying#shan blogs about one piece!#one piece live action#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy
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jordan spitting on their hand and stroking themselves before they put it in -
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So does anyone know what the hell that yellow part is supposed to be
#catman speaks#psiioniic#homestuck ancestors#just. while we're here#i've decided it's a headband but what??? is it supposed???? to be???????#it covers the skin under the silhouette of what I'm assuming is his hair#his head is completely smooth (even around the horns) except for the perfect points on the sides#but it breaks the silhouette of where his face would be on the opposite side#it lays smoothly against the forehead but does NOT wrap all the way around#it's implied to keep going and wrap around the nape of the neck too??????#it's time we addressed what a hot mess the designs for the ancestors are#i love them to death but after having to break them all down and draw them so they make any amount of sense#I have some Opinions about them
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i hope to get some writing done sunday/monday when i’m off. i’m just so exhausted from work, i just wanna eat, shower and go to sleep lol.
#nyx speaks. ooc.#i don’t think i can make it until my body adjusts to this labor lol#i’m getting real close to wanting to quit#i didn’t feel good today#and the dogs were being so bad#one of them kept pulling my ponytail and almost breaking#my fucking neck every time she jumped up to grab my hair#murphy#fuckin murphy#i can’t stand murphy
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Dammit. I'll go put him on the porch. Just everyone watch the blood.
(He's helping him to the porch, making sure he's ok)
-Mystery guest
Yeah- uh- I'll start cleaning.
#mystery guest lol#anonymous asks#Evan speaks 🗡 🎞#evan emh ask blog#evan rp blog#ask response#answered asks#( ooc > )#all i will say is good luck moving him without breaking his neck#he collapsed like a fucking marionette. that's just how it works for him when THIS in specific happens. :'>#cw blood mention#cw dolls#< mentioned
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Okay, but here's the thing about Dune, since I finally watched it. And the books might address this, I don't know, I haven't read them (and I'm probably not going to if I'm being honest).
But the thing is. At no point do the movies show how they safely get off the sandworms after riding them. And that bothers me.
#ink speaks#dune#this is a thing that probably no one else cares about but me#but seriously#how do they get off#without breaking their necks#or getting eaten?
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peak dash tonight but i gtg do like. something productive
#none of this info is important i'm just chatting w you guys. into the void#actually i haven't been updating you guys on rascal i am living with him now it's great#he's obsessed with drinking the turtle water though (not dribble my foster turtle my roommate has her own)#but he recognized me and likes me ummm better than anyone i try to introduce him to lol#which makes sense but still. :)#he's bigger now he's like a teenager or something and he's mellowed out a lot#but i definitely am still a bit scratched up bc he is NOT good at communicating his feelings!!#im getting better at it but he will pivot so hard and fast it's wild#anwyay he's sweet and he still likes sleeping on my neck#just about every day he'll see that i'm lying down and curl up on my sternum it's terribly cute#but he doesn't seem to find my lap or laptop nearly as interesting as before. maybe when it gets colder outside idk#things have been great and silly and scary only in brief and also jsut so much like guys imTIRED of [university name] giving me bullshit#why can't things go smoothly like ever why is every minor process breaking down at every stage#but whatever. anyway i've had my japanese i class twice and the first time was so so scary bc APPARENTLY im surrounded by ppl who've been#self-teaching for years (i was mistaken about this btw) and also speaking is scary ok. today was good bc i misunderstood smth and#kinda studied the entire unit in advance. so i was like GOOD and prepared y'know. easy and now i know my strategy going forward lol
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I just went on a buying spreeeee I'm so sorry bank account 😭😭😭😭😭
#lindsay speaks#i just.... it was just a FEW THINGS at first#so like I keep buying different slacks for work becs each pair keeps messing up one way or the other#and then i was like my belt is pretty torn up... i need a new one before this one snaps.... but then i accidentally broke my necklace chain#so i went ahead and got a new one... which reminded me i was wanting to accessorize my uniform more#and ended up buying like. an undershirt. a bracelet. new shoes. new shoe laces#I ALSO GOT off brand crocs because my bro's family all has w CUTE CHARMS and i feel left out i want to go matchies#when we all leave in our sweatpants & crocs to the gas station... IT'S A VIBE#anyway i also ordered a bottle so i could take my energy drinks to work in my purse LMAO which reminded me i was wanting a bottle to go#round my neck for when I'm walking/jogging SO I GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO 😭😭 and a couple of stretching/working out things too...#including pants i always forget to buy workout pants...#and i got a new bookmark because I've been reading more again recently and have been using a scrap of paper#and. a new headband for skincare/make up time... and a workout headband... and a glass for water in the bathroom... and a face brush...#Oooo AND PAJAMAS#I've never had a pj set before#:>#and um. a capybara accessory for my purse. and um. a tenma lanyard + hair tie.#and a portable charger so i don't have to be in the breakroom on my break... and a yearly planner... cause i think it will help...#and finally more lip tint......#lord forgive me i have made a purchase 🙏 many purchase in fact#you WISH you were me with my pink kitty cat fanny pack on my hip w strawberry scented dog poo bags & brown bear water bottle round my neck#<- what i look like on my walk#like damn she in ha mood
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Rewatching ATSV for the first time in months as a reward for all my hard work lately
#tht 1st week after I forced myself to take a break was hard asf#I was scratching my neck like a fiend for this movie LMAOOO#I’m so excited for the window of free time approaching I can finally do fanart#precious speaks#spiderman atsv
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I spent the last week deep diving Shen Jiu fic on ao3 and what I’ve learned is y’all really be bullying (affectionate??) yue qinqyuan lmaoooo that man can’t catch a break in fics
#yue qingyuan#svsss#shen jiu#seriously it's just yqy gets cucked#yqy nuts in two secs#yqy is bad at sex#yqy is kinda pathetic and avoids conflict with shen jiu#yqy is always way to late to the harem party#like damn this man can't catch a break y'all on his neck lmao#chaos pikachu speaks
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FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE!
#zoro once again sacrificing himself to fight.....#komachijo cant die.... enough people with names starting with a k have died... (kiku kin and kanjuro) maybe its a curse....#who's who was a marine.... WHAT IS THAT cp9 too..... OHHHHH 13 YEARS AGO SHANKS STOLE THE FRUIT!!!! FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!#SHANKS LORE SHANKS LORE!!!! I CANT WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE TODAY FUCK!!!! I WILL GO INSANE TONIGHT AND GET ANSWERS TOMORROW I GUESS#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1039#nami promoted zeus aldjsksjsk#the info he stole?? who?? and who is dead?? oh whos who.... he can die i guess he already told jinbe#the heart pirates saying luffy doesn't have a pulse and a smash cut to jinbe saying he is alive 😭😭#jinbe and luffy retrospective.... i love them so much.... best thing to come out of marineford.... .#jinbe saying he doesn't want to speak with him ajdkajsk slay......#nika mention.... omg.... the sun pirates of course... I AM TELLING YOU!!! NIKA IS URANUS THE THIRD ANCESTRAL WEAPON AND THE THREE OF THEM#WILL BRING THE GYOJIN TO THE SURFACE (TO THE SUN!!) <- me when i connect two dots#jinbe got tired of the racism. BEAT HIS ASS!!! BREAK HIS NECK!!! LETSGOOO!!!!#he got him by the tail.... is the secret technique a gyojin haki special????#episode 1040#yamato furry??!?!?!? damn ace really got the whole deal jesus.#informed consent akdhaka here we dont do medical malpractice lmao is he scared of needles???? lmaooo#this sounds like a me in my gf's ear audio akdhaksjsk#now just noticed that the franky shogun robot has chicken legs just like franky 😭😭#the fucking helicopter tryceratops..... what the hell..... and what is what sword.....#luffy dead on his pirate doctor friend's boat but there is no doctor on board akdhaksk#episode 1041
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okay i think it is time to wash off this makeup
#marzi speaks#i have had my fun. but i am now eepy. and i want to eep#so. makeup needs to come off#i contoured my neck. that’s gonna be kinda awkward to wash but i’d rather not break out so. oh well
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i thought dovett was rude but actually no you're the rude one
"I do not give second chances."
Your world goes dark. Your words are eaten by the emptiness as they leave your mouth.
As the few guards in the hall do their job of removing you, she thinks: how did you know that name? Does Dovett still speak of her? After all this time?
How pitiful.
#askbox#palaia#palaia speaks#someones probably just gonna break your neck and drag you out#anonymous#tag later
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