#breaking their necks to speak
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It’s fine I’m not crying that the ending for the Halsin romance is still broken it’s FINE.
Before latch 7, I did a solo romance run with a redeemed Durge. Never romanced anyone else, never flirted, absolutely nothing. Only went for Halsin and by the end of the game I had the scene with him in bed and agreed to go with him right then and there.
The reunion party happens and they walk in together but I get the dialogue that my Durge stayed behind to rebuild and then eventually joined Halsin.
Love that for me.
This most recent time post patch 7 I did romance Astarion and Halsin, but broke up with Astarion after he ascended and only had Halsin. And I know that if you’re romancing both and don’t break it off with Astarion the auto default is bed scene with Astarion and you leave with him and not Halsin.
At the end of the game, I had the bed scene with Halsin and once again left right then and there to be with him.
The reunion party happens and Tav walks in alone after adventuring solo for 6 months and hasn’t seen Halsin.
Love that for me.
Decided to reload the solo Halsin Durge romance and it’s still broken to where she stayed behind but now it’s even more broken because Durge and Halsin are standing back to back and looking over their shoulders to speak to each other.
LIKE JUST LET ME LEAVE WITH HIM, PLEASE.
#I’m not crying you’re crying#breaking their necks to speak#at one point you just see Halsin from behind and he’s yapping away#can’t have shit in this house#BG3#Baldurs gate 3#Halsin#dark urge#bg3 durge
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Art for the portraits in Sinsmas by jigokuhana89
#helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss octavia#helluva boss stella#it really puts into perspective how octavia was a seemingly very happy child up into her mid-teens#like to me it speaks of how well stolas kept up the charade of the happy working marriage all that time#i imagine all that came crashing down right after blitz popped back in into his life#like imagine it from Octavia's pov: you have a normal life. your parents get along fine (at least in front of you)#your dad clearly likes spending time with you more than your mom does but that's okay. maybe she's too busy. your dad makes up for it though#then suddenly one day out of nowhere they start fighting like it's the end of the world#next thing you know they're getting divorced#like the song goes‚ her world is burning down around her#suddenly everything she thought she knew turned out to be a lie#and the catalyst for this neck-breaking change seems to be that imp her dad clearly likes way too much#it's no wonder she immediately believes her entire life has been a huge lie; as far as she knows everything was just a show#including Stolas' love for her
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lestatdelioncat: whatever is going on here
Video: Screen Rant Plus - Interview With The Vampire: San Diego Comic-Con 2022
losing your train of thought getting lost in your costars eyes mid interview and i’m supposed to sit back and be normal about this??
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#San Diego Comic-Con 2022#quoting tweets from the link#jacob voice dropping an octave and his cadence slowing down... which could mean nothing.........#the way jacob stutters once he looks at sam which could mean nothing...#you can literally see his brain short circuiting when he looks at sam…. this is fine#he genuinely almost lost his train of thought 😞✋🏽#bro got lost in his eyes#“they are home to eachother” gesturing at himself and sam... nastyyyy work#Control yourself jacob#sam’s gonna break his neck if he keeps nodding like that everytime jacob looks his way while he’s speaking#jacob could literally say anything and sam will respond with desperate nodding or howling laughter#baby don’t even know what he nodding at he just know he agree w whatever jacob say regardless#It’s giving “whatever you say gorgeous” 🤭#Whenever they make eye contact it takes a moment for one of them to break it off… whatever that means#I've NEVER seen two ppl loom at eo like that. they literally can't hide it. The pull is top strong
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sometimes I feel repentant over how absolutely annoying I can be and at other times I think to myself I will be even MORE annoying :))))))
#slskskekekkekekekeke#me as a teacher too#me like ‘aww poor dears need a break life is hard’#also me ‘step on their necks’ (metaphorically speaking)
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I cannot believe bummy shippers actually believe the show will be worse off now that lou isn't there anymore. you mean the show with ANGELA BASSETT and PETER KRAUSE??? that show? the one with a beloved main cast of 8 seasons? THAT ONE? I fear we are witnessing mass psychosis here bc wtf
#911 abc#lou is a terrible actor#and clearly nobody in the cast liked him💀#and GA is gonna move on from that breakup in the blink of an eye#like they did with buck's other LIs#like all of that is just facts what are we even doing here#why are you breaking your neck for a man who charges you money to speak to him#bucktommy#lou ferrigno jr
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Dean, whispering to the Angel in bed beside him who literally cannot sleep: Cas. You awake?
#i just had this image in my head#cute domesticity and cosy middle-of-the-night conversations in bed in hushed whispers#even though theyre in their own house in their own bed#but its like you speak quietly when the room is pitch black#because you dont want to break the quiet cosy nighttime bubble#and Cas literally doesnt sleep but he closes his eyes and he basks in the warmth of being close to Dean#while hes so vulnerable and sleepy and cuddly#and getting into bed with Dean is his favourite thing to do in the whole world#even though they do it every single night#anyway where was i going with this#its just that theyre so SO in love#and they deserve these sweet quiet moments#Cas nuzzling into the back of Dean's neck like Yes Dean Im Awake#and Dean goes on to tell him about how he forgot to say that he bumped into Mr Jenkins at the store earlier#and he gave him some pumpkin seeds to plant#and theyre still in the pocket of the jeans he wore earlier (that are on the floor somewhere)#so dont let him forget to take the seeds out before the jeans go in the laundry basket#and Cas with total solemnity is like I wont. and says that when the pumpkins have grown they can make pumpkin pie#and Dean snuggles back into him and says I love you on a sleepy sigh as he drifts back to sleep#and on that note goodnight tumblr#dont mind me just writing drabbles in the tags instead of sleeping yknow the usual#pie says stuff#destiel#destiel headcanon
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Zoro going against Mihawk out of nowhere and Luffy going against Zeff out of nowhere— I just know the old generation was doomed right then because Luffy and Zoro can have all the respect in the world or none of it and it wouldn't matter, they would tear through anything in their way even if they only had pirate baby teeth.
#Luffy and Zoro get gifted with the bad influence award you were absolutely wrecking the East Blue#Garp is having an aneurysm as we speak mIHAWK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP THEM#Zeff saw the bad boy kid asking for his son's hand in uh pirate crew chef? and he said good lord finally take him out of here#My mother sold me to one direction but it's Zeff selling Sanji to the Straw Hats#Mihawk decided to unleash little Mihawk aka Zoro to the Grand Line to cause even more chaos#at this rate it surprises me Shanks hasn't died yet from invisible hands breaking his neck#just saying#shan blogs about one piece!#one piece live action#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy
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You ever get fatigued enough that you start seeing the white spots periodically for several days, but your body won't let you sleep for more than five hours at a time, no matter how much trazodone you take???
#sword speaks#it's the end of the semester baby! I can't take a real break for another 2 1/2 weeks!#I'm trying so damn hard to get enough sleep and take regular breaks/naps#but my brain just will not let me#and the stress induced neck and upper back pain has returned#turning my head is painful. Again.#I don't even feel all that stressed! My workload is perfectly manageable!#my body pulling this shit is actually the most stressful thing cause the tired means I can't do the work#my stress is actively causing more stress jesus fucking christ#somebody please sedate me so I can get a solid eight hours
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Im cooked...
#its jover for me yall#im down BAD#capitalized underlined written in big letters in red pen five exclamations marks highlighted circles and arrows draw around it BAD#we came back on sunday and they were flying back from mexico and they asked me if they could come see me when they got here at like 2am#and i was like yes of course but only if ur not too tired#and they said no amout of sleepy could keep me from seeing you#girl#GIRL!!!#UUUUUHHGGHHHHHH#and AND#the WORST PART#their ACTUAL PARTNER had NO IDEA whether they were coming back to campus or not#BUT THEY HAD MADE PLANS TO SEE MEEEEEE UUUUUHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHH#i didnt end up seeing them cuz they got back literally as their partner walked me home but i got to see them for breakfast the next morning#and then last night we were all chilling in their room cuz they are roommates and their room is sick#and we'd all been sitting on the floor and when their partner left they cuddled closer to me and kissed the top of my head n stuff#the usual#and we chilled and then i went to kiss them and i started with their cheek like usual and they moved their head so i could get their neck#and i started kissing their neck and they held me closer and moved closer so i could get more of their neck and they burried their face in#my shoulder and i had one hand on their shoulder and the other on their thigh (that hand had been there before we started kissing)#and then they moved their head back and i kissed their cheek again and we stopped and smiled at each other but like broooooo#uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh#YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEEEE#i think about them ALL THE TIME now and the way they smell and the way they feel and their smile and their eyes#PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO#if the yearning doesnt kill me the heartbreak will if their partner was not aware this was happening and they break up and i loose all my#friends will but yaknow#cross that bridge later i guess haha ahaha heh :/#she speaks!
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i hope to get some writing done sunday/monday when i’m off. i’m just so exhausted from work, i just wanna eat, shower and go to sleep lol.
#nyx speaks. ooc.#i don’t think i can make it until my body adjusts to this labor lol#i’m getting real close to wanting to quit#i didn’t feel good today#and the dogs were being so bad#one of them kept pulling my ponytail and almost breaking#my fucking neck every time she jumped up to grab my hair#murphy#fuckin murphy#i can’t stand murphy
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Dammit. I'll go put him on the porch. Just everyone watch the blood.
(He's helping him to the porch, making sure he's ok)
-Mystery guest
Yeah- uh- I'll start cleaning.
#mystery guest lol#anonymous asks#Evan speaks 🗡 🎞#evan emh ask blog#evan rp blog#ask response#answered asks#( ooc > )#all i will say is good luck moving him without breaking his neck#he collapsed like a fucking marionette. that's just how it works for him when THIS in specific happens. :'>#cw blood mention#cw dolls#< mentioned
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peak dash tonight but i gtg do like. something productive
#none of this info is important i'm just chatting w you guys. into the void#actually i haven't been updating you guys on rascal i am living with him now it's great#he's obsessed with drinking the turtle water though (not dribble my foster turtle my roommate has her own)#but he recognized me and likes me ummm better than anyone i try to introduce him to lol#which makes sense but still. :)#he's bigger now he's like a teenager or something and he's mellowed out a lot#but i definitely am still a bit scratched up bc he is NOT good at communicating his feelings!!#im getting better at it but he will pivot so hard and fast it's wild#anwyay he's sweet and he still likes sleeping on my neck#just about every day he'll see that i'm lying down and curl up on my sternum it's terribly cute#but he doesn't seem to find my lap or laptop nearly as interesting as before. maybe when it gets colder outside idk#things have been great and silly and scary only in brief and also jsut so much like guys imTIRED of [university name] giving me bullshit#why can't things go smoothly like ever why is every minor process breaking down at every stage#but whatever. anyway i've had my japanese i class twice and the first time was so so scary bc APPARENTLY im surrounded by ppl who've been#self-teaching for years (i was mistaken about this btw) and also speaking is scary ok. today was good bc i misunderstood smth and#kinda studied the entire unit in advance. so i was like GOOD and prepared y'know. easy and now i know my strategy going forward lol
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I just went on a buying spreeeee I'm so sorry bank account 😭😭😭😭😭
#lindsay speaks#i just.... it was just a FEW THINGS at first#so like I keep buying different slacks for work becs each pair keeps messing up one way or the other#and then i was like my belt is pretty torn up... i need a new one before this one snaps.... but then i accidentally broke my necklace chain#so i went ahead and got a new one... which reminded me i was wanting to accessorize my uniform more#and ended up buying like. an undershirt. a bracelet. new shoes. new shoe laces#I ALSO GOT off brand crocs because my bro's family all has w CUTE CHARMS and i feel left out i want to go matchies#when we all leave in our sweatpants & crocs to the gas station... IT'S A VIBE#anyway i also ordered a bottle so i could take my energy drinks to work in my purse LMAO which reminded me i was wanting a bottle to go#round my neck for when I'm walking/jogging SO I GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO 😭😭 and a couple of stretching/working out things too...#including pants i always forget to buy workout pants...#and i got a new bookmark because I've been reading more again recently and have been using a scrap of paper#and. a new headband for skincare/make up time... and a workout headband... and a glass for water in the bathroom... and a face brush...#Oooo AND PAJAMAS#I've never had a pj set before#:>#and um. a capybara accessory for my purse. and um. a tenma lanyard + hair tie.#and a portable charger so i don't have to be in the breakroom on my break... and a yearly planner... cause i think it will help...#and finally more lip tint......#lord forgive me i have made a purchase 🙏 many purchase in fact#you WISH you were me with my pink kitty cat fanny pack on my hip w strawberry scented dog poo bags & brown bear water bottle round my neck#<- what i look like on my walk#like damn she in ha mood
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Rewatching ATSV for the first time in months as a reward for all my hard work lately
#tht 1st week after I forced myself to take a break was hard asf#I was scratching my neck like a fiend for this movie LMAOOO#I’m so excited for the window of free time approaching I can finally do fanart#precious speaks#spiderman atsv
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I spent the last week deep diving Shen Jiu fic on ao3 and what I’ve learned is y’all really be bullying (affectionate??) yue qinqyuan lmaoooo that man can’t catch a break in fics
#yue qingyuan#svsss#shen jiu#seriously it's just yqy gets cucked#yqy nuts in two secs#yqy is bad at sex#yqy is kinda pathetic and avoids conflict with shen jiu#yqy is always way to late to the harem party#like damn this man can't catch a break y'all on his neck lmao#chaos pikachu speaks
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FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE! FRUIT LORE!
#zoro once again sacrificing himself to fight.....#komachijo cant die.... enough people with names starting with a k have died... (kiku kin and kanjuro) maybe its a curse....#who's who was a marine.... WHAT IS THAT cp9 too..... OHHHHH 13 YEARS AGO SHANKS STOLE THE FRUIT!!!! FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!#SHANKS LORE SHANKS LORE!!!! I CANT WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE TODAY FUCK!!!! I WILL GO INSANE TONIGHT AND GET ANSWERS TOMORROW I GUESS#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1039#nami promoted zeus aldjsksjsk#the info he stole?? who?? and who is dead?? oh whos who.... he can die i guess he already told jinbe#the heart pirates saying luffy doesn't have a pulse and a smash cut to jinbe saying he is alive 😭😭#jinbe and luffy retrospective.... i love them so much.... best thing to come out of marineford.... .#jinbe saying he doesn't want to speak with him ajdkajsk slay......#nika mention.... omg.... the sun pirates of course... I AM TELLING YOU!!! NIKA IS URANUS THE THIRD ANCESTRAL WEAPON AND THE THREE OF THEM#WILL BRING THE GYOJIN TO THE SURFACE (TO THE SUN!!) <- me when i connect two dots#jinbe got tired of the racism. BEAT HIS ASS!!! BREAK HIS NECK!!! LETSGOOO!!!!#he got him by the tail.... is the secret technique a gyojin haki special????#episode 1040#yamato furry??!?!?!? damn ace really got the whole deal jesus.#informed consent akdhaka here we dont do medical malpractice lmao is he scared of needles???? lmaooo#this sounds like a me in my gf's ear audio akdhaksjsk#now just noticed that the franky shogun robot has chicken legs just like franky 😭😭#the fucking helicopter tryceratops..... what the hell..... and what is what sword.....#luffy dead on his pirate doctor friend's boat but there is no doctor on board akdhaksk#episode 1041
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