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Ted Lasso is my comfort tv show and today I was watching the season 3 episode 4 “Big Week” when the boys find out who ripped the sign. As someone who also can’t get this song out of their head I made an edit.
Woohoo! Enjoy!
#ted lasso#jamie fucking tartt#jamie tartt#richmond gray hounds#richmond till we die#roy kent#ted lasso fanfic#ted lasso stories#ted lasso x oc#ted lasso x reader#breaking dishes
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i aint gon stop until i see police lights 🗣️🔥‼️
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Breakin’ Dishes
C/w: Breaking dishes, unhealthy behavior, dubcon (?), manipulation, Stockholm Syndrome (?), married shenanigans, hair pulling, the dom here is short for domestic (LOL), fluff (?)
A/n: So I was listening to Breakin’ Dishes by Rihanna lately, and I think I wanna write about a brat. So this is kind of a scenario based on the imagine I wrote a day ago.
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It was a mistake on your husband’s part, leaving you all alone at home like this.
THUNK! TINK! CRASH!
You throw another dish onto the floor, watching it break into a thousand pieces with a demented grin on your face. Shattered pieces join the rest of the broken porcelain.
You’ve been at this for the last thirty minutes. Why? Well, for one, you were stuck inside your house without a single key to get outside.
You've already tried the windows, throwing a chair at each one. Multiple times. They were fitted with reinforced ballistic glass, the same kind of material the government uses for cars transporting presidents. Courtesy of your stupid, controlling husband.
You have always been an indoors kind of person, but secondly you were spiraling from the lack of entertainment. No TV, no phone, no tablet, no computer–not even a game console.
“Those will pollute your mind,” your husband said, before he chucked them into the garbage can outside.
Yeah right.
You had to admit you understand the mindset for everything else, considering how controlled public information by the AI and whatnot, but as for the game console, your stupid husband was just jealous over your obsession with some handsome-looking enemy boss in one of your video games. You know it!
Remembering how much money you saved up to buy those games all going down the drain makes you chew on your bottom lip in frustration. The more you think about this injustice, the more the flames inside of your roars. You snatch some more dishes from the cupboards and smash them before stomping on the ground, wherever was clear of shattered porcelain, multiple times as you shriek your lungs out to the living room.
“I HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I'M GONNA DIVOR-”
“(Y/n)?”
Your voice leaves you as you slowly turn towards your beloved husband, who has just gotten home from grocery shopping. He sets the grocery bags down on the kitchen counter and comes over to wrap his arms around you.
You make a show of keeping your hands on his chest and pushing him away, but he knows you're just frustrated with him right now with how much strength you're putting into this. Much different from when he initially trapped you in this house. He has a little scar on the underside of his left jaw, from when you swiped at him with your nails.
He smiles at your cuteness and leans down to get his ‘welcome home’ kiss. You turn away. He shifts his head, and you turn again.
“Sweetheart?”
You turn your head again.
“(Y/nnnn)~ Gimme kiss. Kiss kiss.”
“Mm mm!” you hmphed, continuing to evade his kissing attempts.
“(Y/n). Give. Me. My kiss.”
“N-nyo! No kisses for you, stupid.”
He gathers all of your hair with one hand and pulls taut, forcing you to be still. Your eyes widen in shock before giving him a very displeased expression. That hurt! Now you definitely won't get any kisses! your face seems to say.
You can tell he's trying to keep a serious expression on his face, by the trembling of his lip and quirk of his brow, before it eventually breaks out into a grin and a chuckle. He pecks you on the lips before resting his forehead against yours.
“I love you, (Y/n),” he whispers, eyes full of adoration for you.
“I don't,” you snap.
He jerks at your hair, a warning. His smile stays on his face, but his eyes become a bit darker. “Hey… that's not nice, sweetheart. Say it back.”
“Say what back?”
His other hand playfully slaps your butt, making you flinch and almost moan before you swallow it immediately.
“Say you love me back, sweetheart.”
Of course, you love him. He's your YAN, literally designed for you to love and be loved by. Eternally. Everything he does is to win your affection. To understand you in all the ways another human couldn't possibly do. His existence depends on you.
But with the house arrest and destruction of your prized possessions, you're feeling less inclined to follow his whims.
“You love me back, sweetheart,” you repeat.
He chuckles and closes his eyes, shoulders quivering, before throwing his head back in laughter. Once he calms down, he presses his forehead against yours again, letting go of your hair to pull you close into a very tight hug.
“I do love you. So so much. I love you I love you I love you I love you. You know that, right?”
You purse your lips. “Yesh?”
“You know I had to throw it all away. I can't have your mind be eaten away by… indecency.”
Ah, so he knows what he did wrong but he's not apologizing.
“What? All of my games are PG-13!” you retort.
“One of them wasn't… What was it? Gold Seelie?”
“Golden Sphere,” you correct him. “Only because of the violence. It's not like I was going to turn violent and start killing people!”
“Oh… Really?” he teases, looking over your shoulder, most likely at the broken dishes on the floor.
“Your fault,” you spit.
He scoffs. “Sweetheart, we're both adults,” he says with a condescending tone. “You shouldn't be blaming others for your tantrum.”
“Your fault,” you insist, crossing your arms.
"(Y/n), we both know that's not true."
"....."
He hums, contemplative. “M’kay. My fault. I'm sorry, (Y/n).”
“For what?”
“I'm sorry for taking away your video games.”
“And?”
“And?” he repeats, confused.
You struggle to turn yourself around his tight embrace, facing away from him with your back to his front. Those who get it, get it. Those who don’t, don’t get any kisses. “Hmph!”
“I'm sorry for… taking away the TV and all of the other electronics?”
That isn't it. “Hmph!”
“I'm sorry for… locking you in the house? It's for your own safety, sweetheart.”
You still feel annoyed at that, but that's not it either. “Hmph!”
“(Y/nnnn). Give me a hint. Please. I can't stand it when you're mad at me and I can't do anything about it.”
You sigh. “... Stupid, we're married, aren't we?”
“Yes? Happily, I hope?”
“And married couples are supposed to do everything together…”
You could practically hear a lightbulb go off above your husband, much to your satisfaction.
“Ohhh. Were you lonely at home without me? Did I take too long? I'm sorry, (Y/n). Must’ve been boring at home without me. I’ll take you with me everywhere from now. I love you~”
He litters several kisses on the back of your head and neck. You giggle from how they tickle, grabbing onto his arms.
“Hey,” he pauses, “You still haven't said ‘I love you’ back yet.”
You hum playfully.
“(Y/nnnnn).”
“Hehe, I love you,” you finally said, turning your head to give him a kiss.
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[Extra]
You push the broom and dustpan into his hands. “Your fault,” you state.
He chuckles, taking the items out of your hands. “I know. I’m sorry. Anything for you as long as you don’t divorce me.”
You purse your lips and squint your eyes, humming contemplatively.
A look of horror appears on his face. “S-sweetheart!?”
#Spotify#random writes#yandere#yandere fluff#yandere male#yandere domestic#yandere husband#soft yandere#soft yandere male#brat reader#soft yandere husband#yandere x reader#reader insert#gender neutral reader#gn reader#domestic#domestic life#breakin' dishes#breaking dishes#deuxcherise writes
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THE OWL HOUSE - EDA CLAWTHORNE | Breakin' Dishes - Part 7 for xivyskyrose
#mep part#the owl house#the owl house edit#eda clawthorne#edalyn clawthorne#eda the owl lady#amv#cmv#rihanna#breaking dishes#breakin dishes#flash warning#just in case
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Sir Daniel Sexbang~
(Ignore the glitch in the beginning-)
#skullivan speaks#dan avidan#danny sexbang#ninja brian#ninja sex party#my edit#capcut edit#edit audio#edit#fyp2024#fypシ#fypツ#tumblr fyp#fypage#fyp#foryou#foryoupage#trending#rihanna#breaking dishes
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if i had a nickel every time i discovered an amazing song and realised it was from rihanna i would be rich by now
#rihanna#talk that talk#nobody's business#breaking dishes#kiss it better#sos#disturbia#who's that chick
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Edits that made my friends forget about their digital footprints
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when there is an ad on the side of an article the model becomes the author to me. rihanna is telling me about the myth of the free speech crisis. breaking dishes.
#some would say it's funny#funny#also the free speech debate is a trap is a good one#nesrine malik#is the real author of this article im referring to#same title#if anyone is interested#breaking dishes#other rihanna song#umbrella!
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New oc drop 😮
Oc is semi based off the song breaking dishes by Rihanna-
I rlly hope you like her
#ocs#rihanna#breaking dishes#gacha life 2#angel#hope she appeals to yall#i know you can be fucking seagulls sometimes#anyways here she is
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IS HE CHEATING MAN I DONT KNOW IM LOOKING ROUNF FOR SOMETHING RLSE TO THROW
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I do love that last we saw Essek, he was peacing out of Vasselheim because he saw the Kryn banners, and now a few days later even among all of the forces gathering he's just hanging out. Introducing his annoying little brother to important world leaders. Asking after his boyfriend. I'm going to infer from this that he knows and fully trusts that Verin can and will cover for him if it becomes necessary, and I love that for him.
#also fascinated that keyleth knows seth but not essek but because allura vouches for him#raising the question of: does ALLURA know essek lmao#critical role#cr spoilers#essek thelyss#verin thelyss#listen do not @ me for essek posting there's only so much to say during combat lmao#and I was doing dishes during the break so I got distracted from some of my thoughts
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this was kalim's idea
#they were NOT invited by jamil#it was ace who did#i don't think kalim was even aware of the basketball game until ace invited them#they're giving attention to the guy who doesn't want it and not to the one who DOES want it#[—✦-#-✧ my art#twst art#twisted wonderland#twst#scarabia#jamil viper#kalim al asim#twst yuu#twst yuusona#(💜) yuusha#(💜) scarashackle dish#-✦—]#this was inspired by a webtoon i was reading aajkdsdjskal#i said i was going to take a break#but the little gremlin in my brain said no and i spedrun this piece#then the battery on my stylus finally died while i was drawing and i have zero replacements atm#i think the universe was trying to tell me something#anyways every now and then i try a new style of drawing#and sometimes i'm just pleasantly surprised#like wtf i've never done this before#i love it i should do it more#sorry for rambling in the tags aldjlfjsklfd#twst is rotting my brain
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teasing...?
#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#tcwg#tmaomal#mochi#lime#limochi#fluff#ocs#original#art#lime can-dish-it-out-but-cant-take-it goldwood#everything is flirting and games until mochi goes uno reverse card and suddenly hes an animal#fall break ends tomorrow :') time for the worst two weeks of my life for the 6th semester in a row
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TWINSSS ✨✨
They're very much my new hyperfixation and it's definitely gonna stay with me for YEARS ☠️☠️😭 and i damn well made an edit for velvet cause she's my favorite out of the two
#trolls 3#velvet trolls#veneer trolls#I love mean women It's written in the scrolls#LIKE I LOVE THEM BOTH EVEN IF VELVET GOT ME IN ON THE FIRST PLACE#but i also love how much of a cool twin brother veneer is and not as mean as his sister#mean bitches for life tho#They're both 1980 - 2000s pop girlies 😩#breaking dishes fit vel so much idk
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I wonder if Lu Guang and Cheng Xiaoshi's rule around past and future was about protecting the timeline and the future, or about protecting Cheng Xiaoshi?
After all, on a universal, metaphysical scale of things, physics shouldn't care about whether a change to its pathway is observable to humans or not. It shouldn't care whether someone changes the timeline enough to have noticeable changes on the human level, or just on the micro level -- one second late here, a few centimetres too far here.
Besides, I would presume that for the sake of the universe's peace of mind, it wouldn't give people reality-breaking powers for the fun of it.
But what we do know is that changing the past drains you. It tires you out, wrings the smile from your face and the crinkle from your eyes. After all, if someone got murdered, to you, it's a tragedy. If someone got murdered because of something you did or didn't do, then to you, it's sin. And if they weren't supposed to die in the first place, but you went back and changed something, and now they are? That's practically your crime, isn't it (to clarify, this is a literary hyperbole)?
But you can't just not change the past. Because if someone gets hurt and you could've saved them, then that's no different, really, from dooming them yourself. Does inaction not carry the same consequences as action? Does the crime of omission not weigh on the scale just as heavily as the crime of commission?
Cheng Xiaoshi learns. Cheng Xiaoshi cares, about everyone and everything, deeply. Whether it be because he dives in and inherits their emotions, or because he is too full of love for every single living thing, Cheng Xiaoshi is the type of person to see everyone whom he can reach as his responsibility. But that is a horrible, horrible mindset for a time-traveler, isn't it?
So -- imagine. Lu Guang, in the first few loops, without his rules, changing the past with his partner, watching Cheng Xiaoshi fall apart again and again, drowned by his own perceived sins. And we don't know who Lu Guang was, at this point. Was he perhaps more stilted, less able to be Cheng Xiaoshi's psychologist, as director Li once joked? What would've happened to a Cheng Xiaoshi who carried more burdens and whose Lu Guang was not yet practiced at bringing him back up from his lowest points?
So Lu Guang learns. The first rule is a time limit, and the second rule of obedience. Maybe this was their own rule to begin with, to make sure Cheng Xiaoshi remained within Lu Guang's reach. Maybe it was made later, so that Lu Guang could guide Cheng Xiaoshi and shoulder more responsibility. If he could make himself the gunman and Cheng Xiaoshi the gun, maybe the latter would not feel so guilty over whom gets caught in the crossfire.
Maybe later he learns that that doesn't work, that Cheng Xiaoshi still feels deeply guilty about the people hurt by the new histories they create. So then the third rule: Past or future, leave them be. I had always found it strange why this rule included the future, in addition to the past. If it's about timeline stability, wouldn't it just be about the past?
But maybe it's for Cheng Xiaoshi's sake. If Cheng Xiaoshi thinks that he isn't allowed to change the past for some higher, nobler reason, if it's Lu Guang making him follow the rules and not he himself, then the choice is out of his hands. It's not that he's "leaving someone to die." It's the timeline which demands they must die. He cannot change it, so he will not. And if it's for that same higher, nobler reason that he cannot try to track the changes that he created, then that choice is out of his hands, too. Then it's about him "not wanting to know what happens" it's that he "shouldn't know what happens."
Cheng Xiaoshi, left to its own devices, flies too high and burns himself out, trying to care for too many people too deeply, all at once. But what if Lu Guang chains him to the ground? Here are the rules, Cheng Xiaoshi. You must stay for only twelve hours (So I will know where you are and you will not lose yourself living infinitely in the past). You must listen to me (so you can punch me and blame me if things go wrong instead of yourself). You cannot change the past (So please don't try to, because once you do, it will suffocate you) and you cannot ask about the future (you don't need to know what your actions have wrought). And Cheng Xiaoshi remains, unburnt, unscathed. If anyone asks him why he won't fly higher, it's a simple answer -- Lu Guang asked me not to.
Lastly, this one is purely speculation, and I don't think it's true, but -- do we actually get confirmation, at any point in the story, that Cheng Xiaoshi can't dive into photos that he's already dove into? Did he ever actually try and have it fail, or did Lu Guang simply tell him that?
Maybe there is no diving limit. Maybe Cheng Xiaoshi can dive into the same photo as many times as he wants. But then why would Lu Guang tell he couldn't?
It's simple.
You must not get caught up trying to change a past that doesn't want to be changed.
After all, Lu Guang knows very well what happens if you do, doesn't he?
#link click#sgdlr#shiguang daili ren#link click spoilers#link click theory#long post#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#I don't usually post without sitting on the draft for a few days first#but I was washing dishes and this idea struck me like a metal pole#So if it's very disorganized#that's why#Also how do I use this website. I feel like I'm breaking five thousand tumblr rules every time I post
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Bella Swan should've questioned her choice to become a vampire in Eclipse
on the surface, yes, this is the I Was Born to Be a Vampire saga. yet here we are, book 3, standing at the precipice with Bella as she makes The Choice one final time. beyond the war with Victoria, Edward and Jacob externalize the fight Bella is having with herself: the choice between humanity and vampirism. literally and metaphorically, it's do-or-die o' clock for Bella. time to choose.
Bella is an avoidant, unreliable narrator, so she doesn't really engage in that question. cool. we love a Holden Caufield. however, the downfall of this book (& consequently, the series), is that the author is also unwilling to seriously engage these questions meaningfully.
character development largely happens off-screen. the asking, digging, and answering of pivotal questions are not shown to the reader. as a result, the emotional beats feel off & hollow.
look to Bella as an example. in chapter 12, her upcoming graduation (a milestone she previously cared nothing about) has her realizing she isn't ready to become a vampire. she never thought about the prospect of saying goodbye until now. she's about to leave everything. she's scared.
great! what an excellent time in the series to weigh her options. what would it mean to be a vampire and leave your life behind? what would it mean to remain human and navigate a relationship with your vampire bf? why is humanity so wonderful? what are the drawbacks of vampirism? what makes vampirism worth it?
listen: it Does Not Matter that Bella "always wanted to be a vampire." questioning her choice is necessary. why? having her think through this decision ultimately emphasizes her reasons for choosing vampirism. it gives her choice more weight, & in turn, strengthens all the themes we see up until this point. it solidifies the series' message.
but we never see her come back to this question. we never see her grapple with what eternal life would mean, or what it would mean to choose humanity. we never see her voice her concerns to any other character (until after the battle).
suddenly, in chapter 20, she realizes she is ready. but we don't get to see that change of heart. after all the desire she expressed to be a vampire, & the drama of the stomach-sinking flash of doubt in the eleventh hour, it's the "guilt and anguish" she felt watching the Cullens and wolves practice that makes her "ready." it's the fact that she's "a liability" and desires to "be partners" with Edward. (implying she's not now? girl, yikes)
in the critical moment of her most consequential choice, her decision boils down to feelings of guilt, anguish, & inadequacy, told to us after the fact. these feelings seem to be a byproduct of love...but notably, there is no mention of love factoring into her decision.
does a reader need to know every thought a character has? no. but when the climax of a series' arc revolves around a character making a very personal choice, one would expect to see more discussion on the pros/cons of becoming a vamp vs staying human. for me, the rigid focus on plot at the expense of character development was Eclipse's biggest downfall, and a contributing factor to why Breaking Dawn also feels as hollow as it does.
#twilight renaissance#twilight meta#twilight#the twilight saga#twilight saga#bella swan#Breaking Dawn is nothing but the drawn-out resolution: the effect of Bella's decision to become a vampire.#which could have been a good book in its own right#BUT!#instead we were subjected to a french provencal dish
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