he's an apostate. he's a grey warden. he's on the run from the law. he's bonded body mind and soul to a spirit of the fade. he practices one of the rarest and most taxing magical diciplines known to mages. he's a cat dad. he was put in solitary confinement for a full year. he saves lives daily and asks for no payment. he's a massive bitch. he's personal friends with the hero of ferelden. he hates the church. he's hopelessly in love with you. he writes and distributes his own manifesto. he was forced to kill his own ex boyfriend. he doesn't see a way out. he's fucking blonde.
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Saw a gifset of Morpheus and had the random thought that he'd make a fantastic children's picture book mouse character— and now I really, really want a fic where he appears in a kid's dream as a Kevin Henkes/Helen Craig/Beatrix Potter -esque mouse as to not scare them or something. I think it's something about Morpheus' usual mousey moue and big wet eyes that make it work in my head lolll Mousepheus!!
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Ace has a front row seat to the soon-to-be greatest event in NRC history-
based on this pic--
the energy this exudes will always crack me up-
heres a wip btw >_>
fun fact! originally grim was gonna be O_O at Jamil too, but then i remembered that grim doesnt have an ounce of awareness in him rip
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[Lucifer opens the door to see MC in a cage fight with a lower demon and a crowd cheering]
Mammon: Left hook, look out! I got money on ya!
MC: (Tackles and knocks the demon out)
Diavolo (announcing): Ohhh and they're out!!! The winner is MC!!!
[Mixed cheers and boo's]
All the brothers except Mammon: Oh shit Lucifer is back home early-
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Mammon?
The brothers: (nodding)
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Put me and Mammon in there next
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edit: an awesome comic of this was done by the wonderful bahbahsven, check it out c':
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when your blorbo goes through the horrors, your job is to condemn said horrors whilst writing horrors similar or worse than the one canon provides behind your beloved blorbo’s back
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