#break clause

[reluctantjoe]

LIL HENDERSON & BEN | Break Clause — 2024

[rickybaby]

with all the recent news surrounding checo's performance clause with rbr, it got me wondering about Daniel's deal with McLaren. Did he also receive a similar contract clause from that team? like Ik that he was dropped without his prior knowledge but was he given options beforehand??

Daniel in fact had no such performance clause in his McLaren contract. He had an option to extend for 2023 that only he could trigger, which meant McLaren couldn't unilaterally decide to not extend him for 2023.

This was why Zak Brown went on his media tour criticising him and playing musical chair with his seat until he signed Piastri behind Daniel's back. They wanted Daniel to trigger that exit clause on his own so they wouldn't have to pay him out. In the end, Daniel left $18mil richer

[witchofthesouls]

Wondering how Tarn and the Nurse's story would go if they shared a world with Fusian Cannon Wedding Megatron.

The idea of fusion Cannon Wedding Megatron!AU is that the senate reserved the right to take any sparkling from unconjuxed parents ostensibly to be put in a worthy home while simultaneously making it cost prohibitive for all but the elite. Even for the upper middle caste it was incredibly burdensome. But if you could get an audience with a priest of the 13 they could interview a couple deem them worthy and chose to wave the fee.

Megatron, the agnostic, due to Gladiatorial WWE-esque Theme Shenanigans actualy ends a priest of Megatronus because he refused to be a fake priest in such a way that the last Priest of Megatronus decided "welp this is my best bet as a secuessor." Megatron ever the political activist used this to perform legally binding weddings for any sparked couples he came across.

Cue the Revolution and the risk of Deceticon newsparks being stolen increases. But there are treaties to return kiddos to their parents or next of kin. So if con, bot, neutral, or implausiblely compatible alien sparks up or is sparked up by one of his Decepticons, they are kidnapped and brought to the alrer at gunpoint for now High Priest Megatron to Marry them off "for the children's sake." The DJD has brought runaway 'juxes to the alter.

Now the DJD still has the Doner Cause because it's a way of protecting the bitties. Megatron initaly gets wind of the situation of with the Nurse and is relatively chill. Right up untill he realizes that the nurse was never married to the sire. Nevermind their Caimen with very diffrent rules and cultural norms. (Also their the mentee of a very scary Healer). Kaon doesn't even have to pull a witnessed act shenanigans to help his ship set sail. He just has to include a question in his routine report that Tarn is continuing providing doner support as outlined in the Doner clause. "As the cowardly tratitor abandoned his lover the moment he found out she sparked we did not find out he had sparked her after he was dead. Is it possible to posthumously conjux them for the security of the sparklings?" Kaon knows damn well posthumous conjuxing isn't a thing.

Shenanigans are about to ensue.

This is great because Megatron's manifesto would have revisions about religion, so instead of an atheist society, he more likely written about freedom of religion for anyone to practice. Just as a final Fuck You to the Senate with their harsh stance.

And because of the wild shenanigans, I think the Decepticons would have strong civil and family court proceedings.

Deadzone and Nurse were (ex) fiances, so Megatron could be chill with that.

But not with Tarn also sparking up the Camien. Now that's a whole-ass security risk!

Megatron wouldn't need to demand Tarn to return. The Peaceful Tyranny bulleted itself to the main flagship, ignoring everything else to get it situated after the consequences of too much excitement at the "fake" resort wedding.

A poor, sleep-deprived and absolutely exhausted Nurse would have been scooped up and thrown into the shower and polished to high-hell. You were vaguely aware of quick, sure servos working your back and sensory panels, and Helex was hogging the dryer.

This was no dignified walk. The entire Justice Division burned rubber and left scorch marks on their stampede to the Altar. Every other 'con jumped out of the way and booked it elsewhere because no one wanted to be in the vicinity that had the D.J.D. that hyperfocused.

Shockwaves rippled across the base that it wasn't a gruesome execution but a wedding.

Out of all the mechs, Tarn's.

The gossip mill was set aflame. Information between truth and rumors clashing, especially when the newlywedded mech was spotted with strange, blue Energon painted bright on his chassis.

The reality of it was far less fantastical.

You were a sack of photon-potatoes over Tarn's shoulder as he carried the cradle-pod of newsparks under his opposite arm.

At the daunting reveal that Megatron the bomb of Megatronus Prime's ordained lineage with the markings and proven insignia, you took a short break in the private sideroom (with proper permission from the High Priest) to freak out over your own lack of preparations and courtesies for said High Priest.

You did invoke part of an old bonding custom from Caminus' initial vorns when the Titan carried the survivors of the Tribal wars composed of different peoples.

You and Tarn get married with each other’s Energon painted upon the chassis.

Not only Megatron officiated the ceremony, but allowed a generous honeymoon package of timeoff and a few gifts.

[rad-roche]

i typically don't ask for comments or kudos or the like because my thinking is if you wanted to do that sort of thing, you'd do it anyway. i'd feel a little strange about it. but my psionic warriors. just this once. just this one time. i need your aid

the lack of sex number vexes and torments me. can somebody help a girl out

[the-arch-elf]

Do You Dislike Curtis

Does he get on my nerves sometimes? Sure. Have I threatened to push him off a roof if he keeps bringing up the Handbook? Also yes.

But listen, just between you and I?

Curtis is incredibly talented and smart, a lot more than people give him credit for. He has a unique way of solving problems by thinking completely outside of the box, and he's creative and funny, and I mess with him because I love him.

I could never, ever dislike Curtis.

He's the greatest br— Uh, friend, I mean. He's the greatest friend anyone could ask for.

Curtis is going to make an amazing Head Elf one day, I just know it.

Yours, Bernard

[moodyjudytheelf]

You know we're really down to the wire when Santa orders his hot chocolate delivered to the supply closet.

[jenniiiiiiiii]

The fact that tumblr does not let me write commas in tags is a fucking travesty. How should I, a lover of run-on sentences and way too many clauses, express myself otherwise? I am reduced to using dashes and incorrect semicolons like a common pleb!

[mayasaura]

Finding out that John's magic was a spontaneous gift from a dying planet has me so excited about my theory that necromancy originates from a connection to the Resurrection Beasts.

Like, the RBs are the dead souls of planets, right? Necromancers can only be born in the Houses, meaning within the thanergetic field of those planetary bodies, which implies a connection between the ability and the Beasts. Then in Nona we see that an RB's mere presence drives any necromancer—and only necromancers—insane, and Varun can channel its consciousness through the body of a nearby necromancer.

John's necromancy originated from Alecto, even before they were The Man Who Became God and the God Who Became (Hu)man. So it would make sense if the necromancy of the Sixth House originates from the soul of their planet, too, and so on.

[reluctantjoe]

We don't have to keep it up, but I thought, you know, it's our first contract. Oh, a main copy? Yeah, I think so. It's pretty momentous. Yes, it's super nice. You put nails in the wall? You put the nails inside the drill?

LIL HENDERSON & BEN | Break Clause — 2024

[indig0trolls]

Remember when you were young and your teachers had like pretty lax rules and then one student in particular decided to take advantage of that and then suddenly you have 8000 new rules to contend with that you weren't previously being subjected to?

[quietwingsinthesky]

can u tell that perhaps i have thought too much about supernatural to the point where my own explanations for the inconsistent lore and characterization have bled into my memories of the show. is it obvious. i hope its not too obvious.

[divinekangaroo]

I didn't expect studying MBA level economics would suddenly make me madly interested in politics. It's like the only thing I've ever read/considered that has given politics the contextual layer and reality to make it real and interesting to me.

[safyresky]

THROWING THESE OUT THERE ASAP:

Top: BAD ENDING SERIES BINGO

Bottom: GOOD ISH ENDING BINGO

I am not very. HOPEFUL that it's going to be. An absolute banger, BUT. I am going to try to have fun with it! Lmk if y'all want a blank to do your own bingos, bc these are very very biased (it took a lot to not put CHARLIE AS SANTA on the goodish one lol. I kNOW he won't be, I KNOW that Kal Penn is playing the next Santa, BUT LET A BITCH HAVE HER AUS AND HOPES AND STUFF, OKAY? yeesh)

anyway enjoy! 🤗🤗🤗

[quintins-mittens]

I am certainly happy to be back at work, but I can't help feeling a little sluggish

[curtistheelf]

I heard Bernard loves you, are you gonna ask him out

I don't think so, no!!!!!

Sure he loves me, and I love him too!! but it's,, not,,

he's like my brother. He annoys me and I annoy him, that's the kind of vibe we've got going on!