#i am reluctantly spending more time dreaming up audacious break clauses rip

[raceweek]

Im so serious when I say I need new pics of sweaty alex with champagne spray like what do you mean we havent gotten new ones since 2021 ????? Like dtm my beloved but williams its time to get your shit together and get this man on the podium so my demands can be met. A girl can only handle so many breathtaking charles leclerc champagne photos before that envy becomes ugly (that being said it would be nice if alex felt like bleaching his hair again before getting on that podium bc not getting sweaty blondlex champagne photos would be so sad)

i really really really admire your faith to be thinking about williams getting a podium when alex has pretty much re-enacted this iconic lewis radio sequence every grand prix weekend so far this season