#brb i gotta google something

[maya-caffrey]

Lando would never be at the strip club publicly cheating on his gorgeous and more talented than him partner of six years partner of six years and fiancée of three, get outta here with that

Believe me, there’s a reason Anthony only works in film these days and hasn’t been in an LMM project since

anthony did WHAT

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT WHAT????

[socraticmethadon3]

can't believe i'm saying this but i miss the humanure composting bathrooms at the monastery. they legit smelled better than normal bathrooms. i cringe every time i flush now like byeeeee 4 gallons of fresh water!!

[gender-trash]

you know the tumblr aesthetic houses/aesthetic interiors blogs? the ones that post exclusively unsourced images usually ganked from instagram or pinterest?

ai image generation has taken over that entire corner of tumblr like a parasite, and because i content tag for ai generated images i need to zoom in and squint every fucking time -- but i follow a lot of blogs who talk a big game about being anti-"AI art" and seem to, like. not realize? when they are in fact reblogging ai generated images (i suspect because they look more like photos than like digital paintings or w/e).

anyway here's my set of tips for recognizing ai generated aesthetic house photos on tumblr. we're gonna use this post as an example:

check the source: on posts by this species of aesthetic photo aggregation blog, there may be some kind of text that purports to be "a source" (in days of yore, sometimes if you googled this you would find some kind of instagram page that itself aggregated stolen image content; occasionally it was even the actual photographer). in our example post the text is "Thierrynuchanant", which might be a street name or a photographer's mononym or an instagram or all manner of other things, but the entire first page of google results was exclusively this tumblr post or reblogs of it, so i feel pretty confident in assuming it's completely made-up.

(this by itself is a weak signal that the image is also completely made-up, but, like... if it ISN'T, it's still a blatantly stolen unsourced photo. but if you're active in this corner of Aesthetic Tumblr i guess you've already made your peace with that.)

inspect the architecture: this particular house makes it tricky because it's purposefully artsy and asymmetric, and how the hell do i know the architect didn't make all the window frames different on purpose? so instead of asymmetry, keep an eye out for misalignments, things that don't make physical sense, or things that are mismatched but look similar from a distance (typically if you are doing something purposefully mismatched, you want to draw attention to the contrast -- so, an all-black outfit with one black sock and one bright green sock is purposeful, but an all-black outfit with one black sock and one dark gray sock looks like you made some sort of laundry error).

what the fuck is this pointy archway thing that's only on one half of the window? where does it attach?

these lit-up yellow windows look like really fancy and decorative leaded glass (i mean, i *think*; the image is blurry enough that it's hard to tell), so it's weird that they look similar in color but the left one has a diamond-ish pattern and the right one has vaguely gothic arching tracery that is replicated NOWHERE else in the house

the windowsill looks lumpy and, uh, irradiated, and the planterboxes are at two different heights. also come to mention it how are the planterboxes even attached to the thick stone sill?

why are there two slightly different styles of lamp thing at two different heights

windowpanes crooked??? also if you squint the stonework on the window frame doesn't actually make sense or depict anything

this mostly-hidden rectangular architectural mass seems to switch from modern with rectangular windowpanes on the left to elaborate tracery on the right, and the angles don't quite match up either. (i also spent a while squinting at that inverted nipple thing to the right of the round window but like, i don't know a hell of a lot about french art nouveau vernacular architecture, maybe it's... a disused utility hookup???)

plants that aren't in pots: this is the dead giveaway. ai generated images LOVE to have non-climbing plants just vibing on the side of a building.

this is not a fucking epiphyte it needs DIRT SOMEWHERE

okay now i gotta hunt down another example image so i can provide examples of mangled text and maybe mismatched architectural details in other styles. brb

[jessaerys]

also i had heard that wilson spiked house's coffees with antidepressants and i thought it would happen way later in their relationship (when they're living together?) i cannot believe it's a season 3 plotline that's just HANDWAVED AWAY. and there's five more seasons of this ???? and they NEVER fuck about it ??????????? i sincerely don't know if i'll be able to make it they are so sick in the head about each other i can't stand it. anyway brb i need to go read explicit house md fanfiction that was published before uhh wait a second gotta google something. before september 2007

[shitshowkb]

okay so i haven't watched in MONTHS but i saw those super bowl commercials with max so i am back baby, let's gooo!

✧ fire country - season one, episodes 13 - 22 reactions below the cut ✧

✧ fire country - season one, episode 13 reaction ✧

• man i love vince

• also i do not like this probie, the vibes are off

• OF COURSE this dumb bitch is chained to a tree and there's a forest fire

• oh fun bode just heard jake ask to be sharon's donor

• i get that he asked so bode doesn't have to go back to prison & leave sharon again

• but i 100% understand why bode is pissed, he wants to do this for his mom so badly

• oh yay, fire's here

• "i don't care about the save, it's about them, not me"

• this dumb girl is gonna be bode's voice of reason, isn't she?

• they're taking bode chicken for his birthday 🥹

• and sharon and vince were bringing him a cake 🥹

• "is that a chicken?" LOL i love vince

• jake's here too 🥹

• i'm not crying, you are

• look at gabs and manny & bode and jake talking things out

• "i just want her to live, doesn't matter who saves her"

• and more tears

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 14 reaction ✧

• "i look like the mattress king" lmaoooo vince

• "you are the mattress king of this house" okay sharon, okay

• rebecca girl you gotta chill

• lmao not bode just standing there talking to gabs while rebecca loads up the sand bags

• alright, what's gonna pop off at this fair?

• gonna be something crazy because these poor people can't ever have a semi normal day

• what a dick

• what'd i say? something crazy

• and THIS is EXACTLY why i do not ride any kind of fair/carnival ride

• oh god that poor kid

• oh great, where is this asshole's kid?

• manny baby, you gotta chill too

• gabs needs help :(

• 29 out of 30

• oh god that kid was on the ride, wasn't he?

• is bode gonna be the one to find this kid?

• i knew bode was gonna find this kid

• jake got approved 🥹

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 15 reaction ✧

• excuse me WHAT

• oh yay, shar is DNR

• oh good lord

• shar is having surgery and gets taken out by a tree

• can my man bode please have a normal chill day for once in his life???

• look at jakey being all grown and loveable when i used to want to fight him every time he was on screen

• if bode can't save eve it's going to WRECK him

• someone is obviously gonna die in this episode

• who's it gonna be? eve? rebecca?

• it sure as hell better not be sharon

• WHO IS GONNA DIE

• it's gonna be rebecca, isn't it?

• i swear to y'all right now if shar dies i'm done watching for another several months

• what no

• i had a feeling rebecca was for sure dying but

• WHAT THE FUCK is going on with jake

• bode baby don't do it

• oh thank god jake's okay

• but shar didn't get her kidney :(

• he just wanted to help shar

• brb am crying

• and now manny is being investigated for arson??

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 16 reaction ✧

• eve and bode are going through it and i hate it

• this probie is weird as hell

• "you keep my name out of your google search"

• get him jake

• this fire is insane

• i just know some crazy shit going to pop off

• this hotshot superintendent is a dick

• so manny is in the clear, thanks @ god

• "we believe the arsonists is a firefighter"

• and they believe it's someone at 42???

• how do they know that though???

• show me the evidence

• OH SHIT

• this man and his need to save lives is SO hot but he's STRESSING me out

• oh great bode's gonna stay, fantastic

• daddy vince being a badass is my favorite

• bode is such a good firefighter

• man i love these leone men

• alright who the fuck is starting fires

• dickhead superintendent hotspot redemption

• 5th grade jake purposely set his bedroom on fire

• i feel like this is not a good thing to admit to the probie???

• oh great all the evidence points to jake and shar knows he's started a fire before

• this is not a good look

• but i feel like he's innocent???

• like my head is screaming at me that it's the probie

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 17 reaction ✧

• is jake really an arsonist?

• i will throw a fit

• is this show really gonna go that route?

• not shar trying to keep this whole arson thing from vince but him hearing the whole conversation

• okay jake is being weird and this is not a good look

• nah see this is why i don't think it's jake

• this probie showing up to a fire when he's not even on shift??? because he was close???

• he's a little too eager which makes him SUSPICIOUS

• good lord jake just tell everyone why you were in drake county

• yes gabs you throw that ladder baby

• oh shit the ammo in the fire is going off

• girl your house is on fire, why are you standing that close to it???

• THE PROBIE TOLD SNOW

• i KNEW jake telling him was a bad idea

• i'm telling y'all now this probie is setting fires and framing jake

• nah i don't like probie going into this house with jake

• I KNEW THE VIBES WERE OFF WITH THIS PROBIE

• bode out here solving crimes and shit

• oh fun, jake is trapped

• "why can't anybody in this family just stay out of it?" lmao i love vince

• I KNEW IT WAS THE PROBIE

• this kid is a fucking psycho

• damn jake is going through it too

• he tracked down his secret brother to see if he could match with shar for a kidney 🥹

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 18 reaction ✧

• B is up for parole already?

• please free my boy

• manny is doing everything he can to make sure bode gets paroled 🥹

• that redheaded lady wants manny so bad, girl me too

• something terrible is about to happen to this party bus full of kids, isn't it?

• jake and eve are at each other's throats rn

• y'all babes gotta chill out

• oh good lord of course this train is gonna hit the party bus

• oh hey kane brown 😍

• fire camp or no fire camp, bode is one hell of a firefighter

• the way this man takes charge 😮‍💨

• eve baby you gotta calm down

• listen i know manny doesn't want anything to jeopardize his chance at parole but he's gotta chill and let bode help

• oh good lord what's on the train???

• is this train going to explode???

• because a train crashing into a prom party bus just isn't enough drama???

• now we add in JET FUEL???

• oh good lord

• that was close, lil too close

• eve baby, take your leave please

• oh shit i forgot about the backpack

• and of course it's full of money

• if this leads to bode not getting parole i stg

• why would you keep a sibling a secret from you kids??? wild

• okay manny get it

• gabs y'all are all alone in the forest and you're not trying to climb that man like a tree???

• eve baby :(

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 19 reaction ✧

• oh great

• this guy is not gonna be good for fire camp

• i do not like this sleeper guy at all

• if this guy ruins B's chance at parole omg

• what da hell is this weird place

• a root fire???

• can we ever just give these poor people a simple little fire where everyone is not in immediate danger for once???

• if bode keeping this kid being high a secret costs him parole i will RIOT

• "dmv opens at 8" lmao I love shar

• oh god that poor woman

• dude this kid was pretty much dying and sleeper comes over and suddenly he's all better???

• how did this trash ass man get into fire camp???

• i really do not like this guy

• bode and freddy have been friends since the beginning and this guy shows up and ruins it???

• nah, fuck that

• eve baby :(

• that fight between freddy and bode was fake??? give those men an oscar cause for sure thought it was real

• bode wants to take down sleeper before he leaves fire camp

• i'm telling y'all if this man doesn't get parole i stg

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 20 reaction ✧

• honestly fuck this sleeper guy bc bringing drugs to fire camp is dangerous for SO many reasons

• like the drugs in general are dangerous but these men are firefighters

• high firefighters??? their lives are already in danger but add in being high and that level of danger is infinitely higher

• oh cool, yes let's beat bode up

• this man wants gabs BAD

• let's goooo, eve and jake are teaming up to help freddy get released

• oh fun, uncle luke is here

• lmao they did not name the trucks bertha and lucille

• "don't ever threaten my people" GET HIM BODE

• OF COURSE there are people in the mine

• what the hell

• DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

• i can not stand this man

• oh yay there are a bunch of kids trapped in there

• and eve & jake are off to save the day

• bode baby you gotta tell cap about the drugs, get the hell outta fire camp & live your life

• awesome they're out of supply line & the kids are yelling for help in the distance

• i absolutely do not like this whole mine rescue situation

• deep in this mine and we're having a diabetic emergency, fun times

• vince cheated on sharon after riley died???

• but why is papa leone yelling about it on his hospital room right now omg

• fantastic now eve, jake & the kids are trapped in this mine

• did this stupid mother fucker hide his stash in bode's stuff? or freddy's stuff?

• i'm going to lose my mind

• this mine situation is stressing me tf out

• GET HIM SHAR 👏🏼

• vince only kissed another woman? papa leone made it sound SO much worse

• are they gonna get freddy out?? 🥺

• vince and jake making up 🥺

• gabs now is not the time for you sneak up on bode omg

• gabs out here being bode's voice of reason 🥹

• but i have a realllll bad feeling about how this gonna play for bode

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 21 reaction ✧

• bode baby please focus on your parole hearing and not those assholes

• i know it's gonna be a process after fire camp but i genuinely cannot wait to see bode working cal fire with his family

• OVER 2 YEARS TO OVERTURN FREDDY'S CONVICTION!?!?

• you idiots can't fight fires to the best of your ability if you're using

• bode essentially saved your lives

• pull your head out of your asses and realize that

• nozzle started the backfire??? of course they did

•i have suddenly decided i do not like faye

• "how are you feeling?" gabs baby that man does not look good at all

• eve baby, you gotta tell freddy the truth

• yeah i do not like faye

• here we go, these nozzle idiots are about to make this so much worse

• what'd i say???

• "my parents" MY HEART

• lol man is bleeding out and still wants a picture with kyle

• freddy is gonna finish his sentence before the conviction can be overturned???

• i know this is a tv show but the justice system really is FUCKED

• man i feel so bad for freddy :(

• these idiots are really trying to escape???

• bode baby i love how much you love helping people but can you please not run off right now??? and freddy too???

• if he doesn't make parole because of this, i'm going to LOSE it

• GET HER SHAR

• "FIVE UNACCOUNTED FOR THREE ROCK FIREFIGHTERS" i'm gonna throw up

• nooooooo, oscar died

• i'm not crying, you are

• this is so sad 😭😭😭

• oh thank god bode was right, they didn't escape

• but they're in this house on fire with no hoses

• i am STRESSED

• can we not have a family reunion IN the fire? please take it outside fellas

• the way it just started pouring rain, and ccr started playing has me in tears lmao

• BYE FAYE

• "yeah, i want him by my side" me too vince, me too

• sacramento calling???

• THAT IS NOT SACRAMENTO

• what the hell

• "i'm not happy" go get your man gabs

• "i can't wait another day, bode"

• GET IT GIRL, GET IT

• it's truly insane that she managed to wait this long because LOOK AT THAT MAN

• FAILED HIS DRUG TEST!?!?

• WHAT THE FUCK

• i'm gonna throw up

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✧ fire country - season one, episode 22 reaction ✧

• this man has not be using so what the fuck???

• he's still up for parole???

• oh god, i'm already stressed

• manny baby, you gotta calm down and believe your boy

• "you still haven't told him" TOLD HIM WHAT LUKE

• lol i love eve and jake

• why don't they just test bode again at his parole hearing???

• can we get to the parole hearing because i am stressed

• OH GOD NO, not a mudslide

• and cookie and the baby were in it? fantastic

• investigating three rock??? bitch for WHAT

• oh god this man put his son in the fridge to save him but what if they can't find him in time???

• oh dear god

• so much is happening

• i am stressed the fuck out

• and freddy is about to realize cookie and the baby are here

• oh god

• i refuse to believe this man used, REFUSE

• oh great, that wasn't even the right fridge

• this is a mess

• "we kind of wanted to tell you together" TELL US WHAT LUKE

• is cookie gonna be okay??? i'm stressed

• WAIT A MINUTE

• is uncle luke gonna donate a kidney to shar???

• is that why we're being secretive???

• he is gonna donate his kidney 🥹

• that little "hello" 😭

• oh thank god he's still alive in there

• OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN WITH THE MUDSLIDE

• i'm gonna throw up

• this is too stressful

• eve, jake & that little boy are are okay

• now where the hell are freddy, cookie & bode

• brb am crying

• oh thank god they're all okay

• "i'm proud of you mijo"

• brb crying again

• HOLY SHIT

• bode might have a kid????

• what the actual fuck is happening right now

• i'm gonna throw up

• bode what the fuck

• WHAT THE FUCK

• no way in hell is that true, he lied so freddy could get out

• i'm PISSED but i love this man and how he protects his people

• also fuck this mel bitch, i don't like her

• i'm sad

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season 2, episode 1 reaction post coming SOON!!!!

[mageless]

Let me tell you as somebody who does not know what that is I am having a time. BRB gotta go google something.

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[ttvnadeeta]

made this for when i go afk for food. now granted i don't game on pc often and i'm not always getting food. but figured if i ever stream before lunch time,i have the scene ready for when its lunch and i gotta get my food. i mean i eat while i game,but i mute my mic and put this screen/scene on while i get the food and all that. granted its not the best. all i did was i find the top pic off google and then i googled food for bottom pic and found that and then i used paint to say getting food. i might try and find some free overlays or something that say be right back or i might use the brb i already have and then just use 1 of my food emotes that i have on my channel. but for right now its decent enough.

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

so what i’m understanding from my research about dust storms is they look like a dramatic bitch but the problems that arise are mostly just from lack of visibility?? so,, i guess we’re getting car crashes next week ?

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

.

[songforaname]

I gotta go google something brb

1990’s Taco Bell Decor

[folklorebae]

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐔 - 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞

Cast(s): Timeskip!Suna Rintarou & MSBYManager!Reader

Cw: Suggestive, swearing, reader is using she/her pronouns

A/n: The girls in pictures are for references only and I do not own any of these pics (except the 4th one, it's mine) and video, credit to their respective owner. (This is repost)

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yourinstagram the disastrous life of suna y/n

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sunaln.daily Your dog is so cuteee🥺🥺🥺

ynspaperairplane I kinda miss your blonde hair era :(

↳yourinstagram REALLY?? PROMISE YOU I'LL BRING THE BLONDE HAIR ERA BACK NEXT MONTH!

yourbestfriend Doesn't look disastrous to me😴

↳yourinstagram BRO HE LITERALLY SHOUTED "Y/N WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU OUR FLIGHT IS IN 8 HOURS" A SECOND AFTER THIS PIC TAKEN

ynfan1 Sucks to be his wife, wanna be my wife instead?

↳yourinstagram I'd love to😁

↳rintarosuna 😀👍

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rintarousuna JPN - IDN ✈️

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yourinstagram Damn, I look cute. Ilysm😘

↳rintarousuna Wdym? you always look cute to me

↳yourinstagram 😳

↳yourinstagram Shut up rin, we literally sitting across each other

↳sunalntimes Modern-day Romeo and Juliet🤔

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ejpboysupdate OMG OMG ARE THEY GOING ON THEIR HONEYMOON?!?!?

sunalnupdates OMG HAVE A SWEET HONEYMOON MOM, DAD!

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itsunaln Suna and Y/N arriving in Ngurah Rai Airport, Bali!

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sunascamera They just flew thousand miles away from tokyo and still look good😩❤️

sunafan1 "Suna and Y/N" you're not wrong tho but yeah, both of them are Suna now😭

↳itsunaln SKSKSK YES I KNOW BUT I JUST CAN'T CALL HIM RIN/RINTAROU. IT FEELS WEIRD😭

sunafan2 AHHH THEY'RE SO ADORABLE😭❤️

↳ynfan2 IKR😭

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lnsweets and ynln.com Y/N via Instagram Story!

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sunafan3 ok google, how to be y/n l/n

ynfan3 God, when is my time😭

sunafan4 *insert that tiktok sound* it's not fair not fair not fair Not Fair NOT FAIR

↳sunafan4 Oh and another one that sounds like "HOW. DOES IT FEEL. TO LIVE MY DREAM? AGGHHHHH"

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fakesunayn SMACK MY A$$ LIKE A DRUM🥵❤️‍🔥💥💢

Fun fact: finally, me and rin will not get a sin for having sex

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fakelnrintarou May God forgive us for all mistakes we've made in the past🙏

↳fakesunayn Amen!

privbestfriend Didn't know Bali was cold

↳fakesunayn Bitch, there's a technology called "air conditioner". Plus, I wore something cute underneath😊🙏

notyukieee Looking hot, bestie😍

↳fakesunayn YUKIEE BESTIEE!! I MISSED YOU!!

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fakelnrintarou The only goddess I worship

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fakesunayn You've never been to heaven, have you?

↳fakelnrintarou Show around me pls🤲

thebettertwin @fakesunayn Ik you're having fun rn. But don't let your so-called husband know about msby new strategy.

↳fakesunayn Trust me, msby will always in my heart😘

↳fakelnrintarou 👁👄👁

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sunalnupdates Suna via Instagram Story!

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sunafan5 OH TO BE CALLED "MY WIFE" BY SUNA FUCKING RINTAROU

↳sunafan6 IKR, IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF HER😭😭😭

ynfan4 I don't think they could be more happier. I'm jealous but happy at the same time😭

sunarin.daily Bestie, let's get married and go to Bali!

↳sunalnupdates Ok, brb gotta pack my stuffs

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yourinstagram sunset, kuta, you.

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rintarousuna Another candid pic, I see...

↳yourinstagram 🤫🤫🤫

↳sunalntimes OMG PARENTS!!! PLS ADOPT ME😭❤️

bokutokoutaro MSBY Goes To Bali in 2023?

↳yourinstagram No need to ask, cuz the answer is YES!

antiyn1 Idk why he married you, your not that special lmao

↳yourinstagram *you're

↳rintarousuna Anyways, here's the recipe for brownies:

1/2 cup butter

2 eggs

1 cup sugar

1/3 cup cocoa powder

2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 cup flour

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rintarousuna fallin' all in you

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yourinstagram <33

↳lnsweets I LOVE MY ONLINE PARENTS SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️

↳itsunaln ADOPT ME!! I CAN BE THE PLANT

ynfan5 And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God and I'd get him to swap our places

↳rintarousuna pls don't❤️

sunafan7 I LOVE YOU TWO MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

sunarin.daily THROWING MYSELF OFF A CLIFF BCS THIS IS TOO CUTE:))

sunafan8 Manifesting this for myself🤡

↳sunafan9 Let's manifest together bestie🙏

[friend-crow]

strange metaphysical google search: edible amulets for the gods

i do not know what that means, but i looked at my search history and there it was!

...brb, gotta check something...

[gardenerian]

ian gallagher outfit idea 🍅🌈🥰

i've. i've never in my LIFE needed ANYTHING more than this. ian gallagher evolving into the most conspicuous, LOUD fashion sense? with VEGETABLES involved? please. please let me have this. he'd look fucking absurd in those shorts + boots combo but LORD i am here for it. mickey wears his hawaiian shirts and sometimes they totally clash but they're just. covered in color??? feeling good about themselves? i need to go. i need to GO.

the mushroom necklace tho 👀 brb gotta google something... for me... to have...............

[straightedgesavior434]

BRB I gotta google something

they can't do a best world flag bracket because Bhutan would destroy every other country and it would be too embarrassing

[ilyalljasonsandnon-jasonsthesame]

Young Justice season 3

I'm back

Ep 1

Omg cool intro

Brb, crying

Ahhh shit, time skip again

OMFG WTF

WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME????

I'm scared

This already looks bad

STEPH??????

Is that Damian or Tim???

OMG BRUCE????? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????

OH MY GOD

Oof

Oh, it's Tim

Oooooooo GET HIS ASS Black Lightning (nothing against b, really, guy just looked real badass calling it Batman inc and I gotta stan)

Ofc Dick was right

Roy?

Oof

Oh god

OMGGGGG HE PROPOSED OMG

Omg the plushie 🥺🥺🥺

Ep 2

I LOVE YOU GARTH <3333

What a mess

Ughhh this fucking guy

Oh shit

What on earth??????

Ep 3

OMG GAR'S AN ACTOR????

AND HE'S DATING A QUEEN???????

Yes darling, kill indeed

Dear lord

Ep 4

Awwww i love lian <33333

Ok, now I'm a little worried about Dick

Brb, crying

"Can I shoot the guy?" "Yes, you can shoot the guy" 😭😭😭

He called him Wall :((((

I'll cry

Ep 5

This is all too sad

Ep 6

I've got the feeling these VR things are going to be a problem eventually

EXACTLY Dick, don't act like you didn't use to do this kinda thing all the time

HE KILLED HER?????

WHO'S THAT YOUNG BOY???????? TELL ME NOW

Thank god, she came back

I KNOW WHO HE IS I KNOW IT

LOOK THERE'S A REASON HE'S FIGHTING DICK SPECIFICALLY

AHHHHHH OMGGGGG TALIA AND DAMIAN <33333

BUT I KNOW THAT BOY IS JASON, IT JUST MAKES SENSE, THE ONLY SOLDIER LEFT, IT HAS TO BE HIM

YES

YES IT'S HIM

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

YESSSSSSS OMG

I JUST SAW HIM ONE SECOND AND I KNEW IT WAS HIM

DICK JUST LEFT AND HIS TWO LITTLE BROTHERS ARE THERE AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

GO BACK GOD DAMN IT GO BACK!!!!!!

Ummmm isn't Dick giving Brion the same speech Bruce gave him back then???

Ep 7

"KALIBAK HAS DADDY ISSUES" HELP 😭😭😭

Well, don't we all?

Oh shit, Starro

Bansjajsbsh oh god, it's like your father letting you drive his car. Scary

Oh god

Ep 8

Shade is scary??? It's kinda turning me on????

Yes, you gotta stop saying that kinda things, it makes you hotter

It's just so funny, you literally can't scape Batman, like, you can get away from him but there's at least one (1) bat per superhero team. They're everywhere

://// Jade...

OMGGGGG SPOILER AND ORPHAN <333333

Also, why is Bruce being kind of an ass?????

I love Cass

I just love it when they come in through the ceiling

Omg he's even hotter in a suit

Sorry Di, but you should know already that Gatekeeping is the bats' favorite hobby

Ep 9

Jon!!!!! <33333

What the fuck is wrong with this guy??????? Ugh

GOOD

WELL FUCKING DONE SHIVA 👏👏👏

WTF

Oh good, he's alive

Klarion <3

Ep 10

Geo and Halo are so cute <333

He does that honey, get used to it

Jade :(((((

Ep 11

You're losing your son, man...

HARPER!! <333

Sorry man, you could've done better as a father

Ep 12

:(((

Told you those googles would be bad news

FUCKING GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY GOD

JASON!!!!!

JASON 😭😭😭😭

Screaming, crying, throwing up

Wait

Hold on

Wait a moment

Ok

Alright

Shit

Omg

Jason :((((

Jay...

DON'T LET THOSE THINGS TOUCH JASON

PLEASE

I KNOW IT'S NOT REAL BUT STILL

JUST SEEING HIM KIND OF ALIVE AS PART OF YOUR IMAGINATION IS ENOUGH

NO

Oh shit, my feelings

This season is really fucking me up

OMG TTG STYLE!!!!

Dude... this is fucked up...

Oh god

Ok, I'm actually crying now

OMG THOSE TWO FINALLY GOT TOGETHER!!!!

Ep 13

Ok??? You didn't have to be so harsh, Dick????

I love icyboy

I think he has the potential to be good one day

Oh god, the twins look old and they did NOT age well

I really like this Jefferson guy

I knew she was still mind controlled

GOD JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE KIDS YOU GROSS WEIRDO

Someone really needs to be castrated

Like, really, why is he always preying on the kids???? It's sickening

Ep 14

I love Guy

He's just neat

HE WHAT?????!!!!!

GO BB!!!

Guy's officially the best

So Halo's non binary? Good for them <3

YESSS BEST BOY'S BACK!!! <333

Why is his sister pretty? She adopted???

Desaad

Look, I don't find him hot. Just interesting

Hmmmm idk, scientist kinda sus

Ep 15

Ahhh shit suicide squad

This is all too calm, something terrible's gonna happen

OH MY GOD

OH

MY

GOD

Shit

Ep 16

I love Perdita

Ughhhh that idiot

I hate him sm

Omfg good hit Perdita

Oh shit

Oh god, those two dating?

Mood

Shit

I'M TELLING YOU, SHE'S SUS

Ep 17

Oh god

GO BEAST BOY <333

Idk, I still don't trust her

Girl get outta there you're gonna get hurt 😭😭😭

Why does she talk like that?

Shit

BAHAHAHAHAJABAJAH GET RECKT OLD MAN

I love Lian 🥺🥺🥺

Ep 18

WHAT?

Oh god

Funeral??????

Klarion <333333

He's such a brat <3

Everything I aspire to be

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE SHIT

She what???

:(((((

WHAT THE SHIT

This is only slightly traumatizing

I really love him sm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT'S RIGHT AND HOLY????????

FORGIVE ME FATHER, THEY HAVE SINNED

Teenagers really scare the living shit out of me rn

I love Terra and Artemis bonding

On other news, Slade should really get castrated

Ep 19

Oh god

This shit only gets worse

LOL POOR BART 😭😭😭 used for cheap propaganda

GOD I HATE LUTHOR SO MF MUCH

Oh god, benching is not so good

:(((((

Oh shit

GOD i just can tell, this episode is gonna end BAD

BAHAHQHAHAHAJHAHA GET RECKT LUTHOR

Oh god Bruce

Rich people things ig

Ep 20

YOU TELL HIM VICTOR

Oh my god

OMG KALDUR HAS A BOYFRIEND???

NICE

A happy ending? In this economy???

Ep 21

Shit

NO

KALDUR DON'T LET YOUR BF GO

KNOWING THE NATURE OF THIS SEASON, HE'LL DIE :((((((

How did she say it so calm? HER WATER JUST BROKE. PRE-PARENTAL PANIC!!!

KALDUR WTF

God no

Oh shit, BB and Cyborg left unsupervised

Oh god

SHE'S GONNA MAKE HER DAUGHTER A META???

GOD I HATE THAT OLD LADY

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I TOLD Y'ALL SHE WAS UP TO SMT

I. WAS. RIGHT.

Ep 22

GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING KID NOW

God, he's sick

OMG ALFRED <3

I told you you couldn't scape Batman inc., they're everywhere

WHAT THE SHIT DUDE

WTF

I'M TELLING YOU SHE'S BAD

GOD SHE'S FUCKED UP

UGH GROSS GROSS GROSS

OH SHIT THAT FUCKING EQUATION

TELL HIM BARBARA, YOU FUCKING TELL HIM

SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER??????

Ep 23

FUCKING SHIT

This is bad

This is so so bad

Dick :((

Shit

Brb, crying

Fucking shit man

Ep 24

Fucking shit

YOU GO VIC!!!

Ugh this idiot

Ep 25

Dude :(((((

In actual tears now

I swear my head hurts from crying

IT'S NOT FAIR

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

Ep 26

WHAT THE SHIT???

This is going horribly easy

It's gonna be super bad

GET RECKT DEATHSTROKE

OH MY GOD

That I was NOT expecting

WHAT THE SHIT, BRION??????

OMFG YOU GO CONNER!!!!!

UGH not this crazy woman again

WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT AT THE END? THAT RING? THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS???

On other news, WHERE. IS. JASON??????????

[katnissmellarkkk]

Andddd here’s my chappy three thoughts 🥳🥳🥳

Hmmm Katniss saying that her mother has a dress made of velvet is actually really interesting because it shows that Mrs. Everdeen Lily-Rose really was well-er off before she married Katniss’ father Hunter.

Or did she get the velvet dress from Maysilee? Oh well, who knows.

Aww, Katniss’ nervous habit of touching soft things repeatedly to soothe herself 🤧🤧.

“Crying is not an option. There will be more cameras at the train station.” — someone tell that to Peeta 🤣🤣🤣.

Okay I gotta stop picking on Primmers, I know but like. How small is she that she sits on Katniss’ lap like a toddler but then in the following year is the same height as her? Doesn’t matter I know but still I wonder.

Okay so Mrs. E is the doctor for the people of the Seam? Idk I never thought about this but who does people like Peeta or Madge or Delly go to if they’re sick or hurt? Is there a still running apothecary shop that Katniss never mentions? Are her grandparents still running the family biz?

Also okay, I gotta stop having so many thoughts on all the lil details I know but like. Katniss says here she’s familiar with the herbs her mother doesn’t grow on her own so like a). Katniss is more of a healer than she leads on because no average person knows what kind of plant is medicinal and b). Her mother is just growing herbs and Katniss never mentions it again in the whole series? Or I just missed it.

Okay imma move on from this one singular paragraph but Gale and her made a pact a year ago that they’ll supply each other’s family with game if they were to be reaped... I’m feeling like their close friendship is probably only one year old then? Idk. Just my interpretation.

Honestly I love Katniss getting mad at her mom here.

She’s sixteen, for God’s sake, of course she’s angry at what her mother’s illness put her through.

Also I lowkey like that her mother got mad back because that lady in the movies had zero personality.

“Boys who are two to three times my size.” She sounds so little, omg 🥺🥺🥺.

“I don’t care if we’re rich, I just really want you to come home” 🤧🤧🤧😩😩😩😩 okay Primmers, you got me here.

“the Peacekeeper is at the door, signaling our time is up, and we're all hugging one another so hard it hurts and all I'm saying is ‘I love you. I love you both.’ And they're saying it back...” this is so sad leave me be 😫😫😫😫

Katniss is burying her face in a pillow to block out her emotions this is too much for me 🥵🥵🥵

Omg I forgot Peeta’s father visits Katniss 😅

Why does he visit Katniss?

She describes Peeta’s father as a “big, broad-shouldered man.” And then describes Peeta as stocky. Idk the comparison of the two descriptions has always led me to think Peeta is gonna be a big dude when he grows up like his father. This made no sense and had zero correlation but I thought, so I said it, no regrets

Oh he brought her cookies 🤧

WAIT WAIT WAIT. I just had a new thought, y’all. What if instead of the baker bringing cookies being a thing he does for all tributes, what if he’s bringing the cookies because Peeta asked him to, because he made them and wants to give them to Katniss and knows she’ll never accept / trust them coming from her competition? What if that’s the real reason the baker visited her in the first place? Because Peeta asked him to? This was such a shipper comment but idc, no regrets, remember?

Omg Peeta’s father is just mute 🤣🤣🤣

Between an abusive, angry mother and a mute for a father, the Mellark brothers must have had a fairytale of a childhood 😅😅😅😅.

But seriously #PoorPeetaMyBaby

Aww Peeta’s father is gonna help keep Prim alive 😭

Omg I just remembered he’s her mother’s ex boyfriend. Haidon Mellark, as I named him in my fics.

That one fic where he was thought to be Prim’s real father is just playing now in my head, rent free.

But does Katniss not realize that he may be offering to help Prim as a favor to her? Like she claims Prim is just so wonderful people adore her but there’s like zero evidence in the text that make her endearing? Okay I need to turn this bus around, I need to find a love for Primmy Deen.

Madge is not one for preamble apparently. No “hi, how are you? I’m sorry you’re gonna die? What will your last meal be?” Just right to “here, wear this family heirloom of mine, k thanks.”

I like that Madge had to kiss her cheek for Katniss to realize they were friends 😅😅😅.

I remember always loving her and Gale’s hug here. I’ve always felt like it was platonic, but especially when I first read the books and had zero preference one way or another for Gale or Peeta, I really liked how she said even with nothing romantic between them, “when he opens his arms, I don’t hesitate to go to him” or something I’m paraphrasing ok I’m lazy

Also though, this is the first time they’ve ever hugged? Idk why that surprises me? It shouldn’t because where is a hug gonna fit into a hunting trip 😅🤣😂 “I just caught a deer!” “let’s celebrate with a hug!”

I like that Katniss remembers how her father even failed to make a good bow sometimes. Random, I know.

I like that the Capitol weren’t entertained by the people freezing to deaths because it wasn’t bloody enough 🤭🙃

“How different can it be [to kill a human vs an animal]?” She’s about to find out, Gale 🥺. And when she comes back you won’t understand 🙄😔

What did Gale want to say before the Peacekeepers dragged him away?

I used to think it was a confession of love but I’m actually sure it wasn’t now? Just the wording “remember I-“ doesn’t sound like it, considering he never confessed anything prior to her coming home.

I’m assuming now he was just gonna give her some more advice to stay alive 🤷🏼‍♀️. Clearly if it were relevant it would have made its way to the others books.

Aww, she’s never been inside a car before 😭😭. I didn’t even know they had cars in this universe but okay.

I notice though how she says “In the Seam, we travel on foot.” So is Peeta just riding his trolly down the street every day with the other merchants then? 🤣

Peeta just openly crying on camera 😅😢.

I like how Katniss is like “ooo is this an act to get sponsors?” when in reality Peeta’s like “no, I’m just a soft and genuine boy ™️”

Omg I just realized this totally goes along with Peeta’s thing later on “I want to die as myself”

He’s refusing to hold back his emotions because he thinks he’s doomed to die and he’s already refusing to pretend to be or feel something ingenious.

But a Johanna mention in book 1 chapter 3 woohoo 🥳🥳🥳 also Katniss comparing Jo and Peeta is kind of like foreshadowing of their shared torture in book 3.

Omg she just called Peeta broad-shouldered and strong. 🥰🥰🥰 my headcanon for his post-canon body is confirmed

Also why does Katniss keep allotting his strength to carrying bread trays around? Are they heavy? Why have I never once heard of people who carry bread trays being strong? I always thought Peeta was really strong because he learned to fight in order to defend himself against his mother but that’s probably wrong.

But if a mother is abusive, it can lead to one of the kids being physically violent as well and we know Peeta isn’t but he has two older brothers I’m gonna cut myself off now but I think we all smelled what I just stepped in.

Also I just find it so fascinating now how she regards herself vs Peeta here.

When talking about herself, she says, “The competition will be far beyond my abilities. [...] Oh, there'll be people like me, too. People to weed out before the real fun begins.” But when she talks about Peeta, she immediately says, “It would take an awful lot of weeping to convince anyone to overlook him.”

It’s just funny how she discounted herself right from the start but thought he was a real contender and then come to find out, Peeta believes it’s the exact opposite 😂🙃. They’re both so stupid I can’t even take it.

Wait did they actually give the location of the Capitol and the location of District Twelve in today’s world? And I just overlooked it? Brb I’m gonna go to google maps right quick.

Okay so basically what I gathered is the Capitol is probably in New Mexico and District Twelve is somewhere between Kentucky and Alabama. Irrelevant I know. But just a reminder now to everyone that Katniss and Peeta are literally speaking, crying and screaming in thick, backwoods southern accents.

It’s literally so sad how everything for Katniss is about food. Like every motive she has, every action she does is about preventing starvation ever again. 🤧🤧🤧

First mockingjay mention 🤭🤭.

“My father was particularly fond of mockingjays” 😭😭😭 I bet he was 😭😭😭😭

We always go on and on about how Katniss is a mockingjay or her children are mockingjays but Katniss herself here says mockingjays represent her father imma cry, y’all 😫😫😫😫

“It’s like having a piece of my father with me, protecting me” shut up shut up shut up shut up

Awww, Katniss has never had food like this before 😔😔😔

Neither has Peeta 🤧🤧

Katniss disliking the way Effie put the two kids from the year before down and so began to eat like a pig just to prove her point, is so her. And the beginning of her fighting for the underdog.

Omg the Rue introduction 🥺🥺🥺

Bahahahaha the commenters calling District Twelve backwards but charming 😅😅😅 they really are the hillbilly district

Peeta’s unexpected laugh 🥺🥺🥺 I love you, baby

“He was drunk. He’s drunk every year.” “Every day.” Katniss and Peeta are already finishing each other’s sentiments and teaming up to get on Effie’s nerves I love them so much 😍

Oh my God, Effie, you selfish jerk. They’re kids having fun for like one second, no need to throw in their faces they’re gonna die if the drunk won’t help them. I’d forgotten why I don’t really like the book version of her. I actually prefer her as comedic relief in the movies.

I actually just realized I really dislike Effie Trinket, I hope they never speak to her again Post-Mockingjay. Idc how you’re raised you don’t need to treat teenagers who are sentenced to a probable death badly just because they laughed at you 🙄🙄🙄😡😡😡😡. They didn’t even really laugh at her, she’s just annoying and awful, we don’t stan Effie in this household.

Okay, that’s all for my thoughts on chapter three! Until next time, y’all ! If anyone actually read this long mess of a post.