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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 1 year ago
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH PROMO STUFF PROMO STUFF PROMO STUFF
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the-raindeer-king · 21 days ago
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Stop stop wait
So I've got a friend who's stoic as hell. Never really expressed a lot but today I mentioned liking hot cheez-its today and what does he do? Take out his phone and start typing. I was like "ey, what are you doing?"
He showed me his phone
KING HES GOT A LIST OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE WITH THINGS LIKE 'Grapefruit only when it's cold, key lime pie, pistachios salted out of shell, gummy worms'
AND MY NAME WAS THERE 'Mini MnM's, novelty shaped hard candy(Lego shaped tarts), teriyaki beef sticks, Hot Cheez-its'
First of all it was adorable for the big guy to be like that.
Second of all I can't decide if it's more Ghost or Nikto behavior -🐾
That's actually so sweet. BRB I gotta go cry...
And, to help your decision, the answer is both of them but in different ways. Let me elaborate my thought.
Ghost has little notes the entirety of 141, as well Laswell, Alex, Farah, and of course you! Your list on his phone is probably the most written out. Like for Soap, he'd have: strawberry jammy dodgers, spicy popcorn, soft caramels. Or for Laswell, he has: vanilla Oreos, peach tea (cold), smarties (American).
But for you, it's super detailed. If you prefer a specific brand of candies or cookies, he's got that written down. Your favorite takeout places with the specific order - that's written down. I'm not saying Ghost has a favorite, but... he might have favorite.
Nikto is the same, but the difference is crazy huge. There's only 3 people on his list, and it's Krueger, König, and you. He's got maybe two things down for the other two (and it's not even things they like. It's stuff they hate. Like Nikto put down strawberry licorice for Krueger, and you know for a fact he hates that stuff.)
But for you, he's got everything you've ever expressed interest in. From the songs you hum to yourself, to your favorite restaurants and what you order. Hell, he's got your favorite Sanrio character written down! You're not sure he even knows what anime, but if you've mentioned watching it, it's on the list.
They're both thoughtful, in their own ways. I just think Nikto is myabe borderline obsessed. But I wouldn't worry about it. As long as you stay on his good list, yeah.... Yeah.
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mooncalf87 · 2 months ago
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Mastermind live watch ayy
Spoils under cut obv
Andr always calling Stella hot is so weird and off putting. Is that actually your sister or what. What is this.
ALL THE SINS IN ONE ROOM. IM LOSING MY SHIT. is that a note in lucis throne
OZZIE LOOKING AT ANDR WHEN HE CALLS STELLA HOT
VASAGGO I LOVE YOU ALREADY. im positive I spelt his name wrong but its okay
SPANISH BIRDIE YIPPIE
you can see Lucis throne behind Andr in this scene oh my god. It's just a note that says "brb" with a duck of himself and a bunch of spiderwebs I CANT
VASAGOS FULL OUTFIT. diva sighting I fear.
What does Vas watch over for thr family he. He is zesty and has a sexy voice and has a star magic platform. Yeah alright ru paul magic man
THEY DID NOT. BLITZ DID NOTHING
THE SCAR. HE GOT A SCAR. STRIKER GOT A SCAR. IM LOSING IT
Yeah okay fkr I swear. HAND NOTES WHAT.
Blitz ur digging your own gave here baby girl. Stfu
MOXXIE AKJAGSJAGJD
blitz shut up
YES BEE MY QUEEN. YES OZZIE YES DEFEND YOUR COUSINS WEIRD SEX DEAL MAN I love them so much
UGH MAMMON
Ozz and Bee raising their hands without a millisecond of thought. They barley even know blitz but they are standing their gound for him. Hey what if I just (bursts into flames)
Oh Vas is not gotta stand for this is he
Okay what is this weird thing between Levi and Mam. Are they not all siblings like I have been assuming for (checks watch) years
VEROSIKA AND FIZZ OUGH
Ough ought no my babys
This adorable "try some meditation 😩✋" guy. I love him
SATAN CREATED IMPS CANNON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
OH A HELLA NOVELA. THATS STOLASS TV ISNT IT. OH NO
USING LUCIS NAME YES THANK YOU ITS CANNON YES. I'm only 10 minutes in this post is gonna be really long isn't it
Oh stolas you better show up full demon form in thr most dramatic way. Please.
BLITZ JUST. ACCEPTING IT???? stolas pls bbg get your ass in here
YES. YES. YES. YES.
They way I am not okay and have to stop making this post. I will update this later I promise oh man
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Alright. Okay. Alright.
Someone kill me.
SOOOOO stolas got stripped of his power for 100 years which means his immortality was also taken and his hair has already visibly gone a strip of gray so he will most likely die at the same time as blitz if they go of old age just gotta get that one out of the way
THEY STRIPPED HIM OF HIS POWER. HIS EYES DONT GLOW, HE HAS PUPILS. SOME OF HIS HAIR WENT WHITE. I'm so happy I can't even express this. I'm sad he isn't a powerful prince anymore but OH MAN.
OH. MAN.
them giving him white hair makes up for everything.
I need someone to talk to about this ep before I explode you guys don't understand im dming all my friends
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britt-kageryuu · 2 months ago
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Those who came to the stream were greeted to an interesting sight. And not just the large stack of various boxes labeled 'Christmas/Winter' either.
Mikey is sitting on top of a stack of precariously placed chairs, boxes, and a few wooden planks. On top of multiple spread out drop cloths.
What was he doing on top of this stack? Painting the ceiling.
The audience sadly can't see what Mikey is painting, and he isn't telling them either.
Though he was chatting with them while doing so. Leaving them to guess based off of the colors used.
"While we don't really follow other VTubers, it's kinda impossible to not hear about things that go on, and I don't just mean some drama. I'm talking about those fancy full body mobile screens that came out more recently. Though Dee says they're kinda impressed, they don't trust leaving the thing alone at an event."
Mikey pauses to lean back a bit to look at his progress, "I need to grab some more Starry Blue, and Glow paints. BRB!" He then jumped off the pile, without knocking it over somehow, and went to grab the paints he wanted.
Suddenly the infamous Roomba started up, going slowly along the edge of the studio. The audience watched what they could of its movement, because they couldn't move the camera, no matter how much they wanted too.
They watch as the Roomba gets close to the stack of makeshift scaffolding, only for an orange blur to appear and smack the Roomba into going a different direction.
The orange blur turned out to be a lovely orange cat, known to many as Sunny.
So of course the chat is filled with many cat emojis, 'shouts' of Kitty!, and 'cat streams!'
Sunny prowls around making sure the Roomba doesn't get close again.
A few minutes later Mikey returns with multiple containers of paint, "Sorry that took so long. I had to mix some of these myself and that takes so much time. Hey Sunny! How's the most beautiful kitty doing today?"
He puts the paints down and gives the Kitty some pets, scratches, and quickly grabbed her a treat in the form of a big piece of dehydrated meat. Sunny accepted the offering and continued to keep watch for the Roomba.
Mikey grabs the Paints and gets back up the stack to continue with his ceiling mural.
"Yeah, Dee barely trusted having their 'small scale' setup at the Convention we did, especially after all those stories of theft that was going on at other events. Though given they put tracking devices on pretty much everything, the thieves wouldn't get far. Though getting Dee to not harm them will be the real hard part."
There are multiple emojis being thrown about like 'CainInstinctDee', 'DeeBite', 'FeralDee', though some newer people were a little confused.
Mikey moves over a bit to work on the next spot, taking care to watch his footing, while also freaking the hell out of some people watching that didn't trust the construction of the stack.
"This part is actually pretty much done, so in a few minutes I gotta move this over a few feet." Mikey says while crouching down and looking at his 'scaffolding', "I never planned on this kind of thing, so we don't have a 'scissor lift' that would make this so much easier."
The stream then watched Mikey dismantle the stack, and put it back together about 4 feet to the left. And continue with his painting while chatting with the audience.
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Masterpost
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cafalla · 6 months ago
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Rainbow Brite Saves Spring (1984) Book Scans
Long time, no see! It's been a while since I last posted about a scanned project. The last time I posted was about an issue of Starlog Magazine back in February.
Most of my latest posts really focused on my reading goal for the year, though that has fallen a bit to the wayside lately. I'm still reading, but at a much slower pace of about one book a month. I've been playing more video games, which I mentioned in my last post, and I do want to post and talk about them sometime!
But for today, we are going to look at this little story book I scanned: Rainbow Brite Saves Spring (1984).
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My history with Rainbow Brite is quite short and limited. My mom had many VHS tapes with randomly taped episodes of Care Bears that I used to watch. Sprinkled throughout were also the occasional episode of the Rainbow Brite cartoon. I think I also had a VHS tape with one of the Rainbow Brite movies that I would watch sometimes as a kid...but that's about it.
Aesthetically, I LOVE Rainbow Brite. I even bought an artist pin of her from a horror convention.
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I'm so sad I don't remember the artist - it's been years and I no longer have the pin backing that came with it. I tried googling around and couldn't locate the art either. If anyone knows the artist, please let me know so I can include a link for credit!
Back to the storybook - it's a simple story about Rainbow Brite and friends saving the Rainbow Sprites from Murky Dismal and Lurky's gloom potion. After the gloom potion has been blown away, the gang run off to start work on making the first day of Spring vibrant and lively with color!
I'm going to be honest, I was kind of shocked when I flipped to this page.
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They just casually drop that the Rainbow Sprites are slaving away in the MINES. I honestly forgot that was a thing.
It wouldn't surprise me if the Rainbow Sprites were the type to yearn for the mines...brb, making a terrible meme.
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I'm so sorry, I couldn't help myself. I have impulsive thoughts, a computer, and basic editing software...it gave me a giggle, at least.
And this sad realization isn't helped by the little art on the inside cover of the book of the Rainbow Sprites looking absolutely miserable.
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Worked to the bone with nothing to boost their morale.
Someone give these little guys a Happy Meal! Do I gotta do everything myself around here?!
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There we go!
(Ok, I promise to stop making edits for my own amusement, at least for the remainder of this post lol).
This artwork is actually in relation to the plot of the Rainbow Sprites becoming gloomy...but I like to think it's due to their abysmal working conditions.
The potential lack of Rainbow Sprite labor and lunch laws aside, here's some art from the book that I really enjoy!
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Starlite is definitely my favorite character in the book - he looks so pretty and elegant in this art style! The kids look cute too, but they run the risk of looking a bit wonky at times. See Rainbow Brite's toad-like appearance and Red Butler's pog face in the above panel.
I'll be posting the above artwork and more over on my photoblog, nostalgiahime, if you're into reblogging art without all my words attached to them. I've been lacking on posting to both this account and that one, but I'll have them queue'd up here soon!
Also, feel free to take a look at and read the whole storybook here on my Internet Archive account!
Thanks for stopping by ♡︎
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bratshaws · 1 year ago
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through the hourglass 337. brb x oc
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a/n: sometimes you just gotta get drunk with your wife (comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)
pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: none uwu
goodness gracious (pls read this one to know more what this fic is about!!)
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She smiles as she puts the pictures aside, inhaling the scent of their home as she sits on the couch, Jolene by her feet, huge head on her paws as she snores quietly. She inhales as she stretches her arms upwards, just in time to see Rooster coming down the stairs, “Hey.”
He smiles back at her,”Hey,” he replies as he reaches the first floor, “They are out cold. Who knew a whole day in Disneyland would do that,huh?”
Beatrice chuckled, "It's like it casts a spell of joy and exhaustion simultaneously."
Rooster joined her on the couch, a satisfied smile on his face. "They're the happiest when they're tired from all the fun. Did you enjoy going through the pictures?"
Beatrice nodded, gesturing to them on the coffee table. "Yeah, it was nice to reminisce about our Disneyland adventure. Look at this one." She pointed to a picture of Nikki wearing her Minnie Mouse ears, a bright grin on her face as she held Rooster's hand.
Rooster chuckled, "She was on cloud nine the entire time. And the twins, too—they seemed fascinated by everything."
Beatrice's eyes softened, "Aurora did hate her ears though.” she chuckles, “Even if they weren’t on her head and I just held in front of her.” she says, pilling the pictures up and then sighing as she leans into him, “I’m tired too but,I’m not in the mood to sleep yet.”
“Hm.”
“You too?”
“I kinda napped in Nikki’s room, you know, on her chair? That’s why I took a while.”
Beatrice chuckled, "Ah, the perks of being a dad. Napping on tiny chairs and feeling totally refreshed afterward."
Rooster grinned, "You have no idea. It's surprisingly comfortable." but he does adjust himself on the couch with a grunt before he leans on her just like she did. He inhales softly, “...you want wine?”
Her eyes blink open and she looks at him, “What?”
“Been a while since we had it.”
“Do we even have a bottle,Roos?”
“Oho,” he chuckles, “Ohoho, gorgeous, do we?” he leaps out of the couch and walks backwards to the kitchen, “Stay there, don’t move,I’ll be right back.” and he disappears from her sight, leaving her speechless yet incredibly amused.
Beatrice chuckled at Rooster's enthusiasm, watching as he disappeared into the kitchen with her hand holding her head up as she tucks her knees under herself. Rooster returned moments later, a bottle of wine in one hand and two glasses in the other. He presented them with a flourish, "Voilà! A little something to unwind, my lady."
Beatrice couldn't help but laugh at his theatrical presentation,covering her mouth as she shook her head. "Where did you even find a bottle of wine in our seemingly kid-centric household?"
Rooster winked, "Ah, a magician never reveals his secrets. But rest assured, I have my ways."
“Uh-huh.”
“I asked Mav.” He popped the cork with a satisfying pop, and the rich aroma of the wine filled the air. Pouring the deep red liquid into the glasses, Rooster handed one to Beatrice “Told him that the only drinks we have are formulas and juice right now, which,” he holds a finger, “To be honest, don’t taste bad at all.”
“And don’t forget baby food.” she smiles, “Which is also really good.”
Rooster grinned, raising his glass. "To our versatile beverage selection, but tonight, we savor the grape."
Beatrice clinked her glass with his, the sound resonating in the living room. The first sip of wine brought a cascade of flavors, and she savored it, the warmth spreading through her. Rooster settled back on the couch, leaning against the armrest, and they enjoyed the quiet moment. “...I missed this.”
He hums, his sip was larger than hers, “...fuck me too.” he takes another sip, “Adult beverages,am I right? And I also missed doing this with you.” he smiles,kissing her cheek as they redden like the wine on his glass, “And Jojo,” the pitbull just rolled on her side and snored, “In her own way.”
Jolene's snores from the floor served as evidence of the dog's sweet dreams. Beatrice grinned, "She mastered the art of napping. That’s for sure." she looked back at him, “...you know something?” he arches his brows, lips touching the glass, “Have we ever talked about our very first hangover?”
He blinked, “... I don’t think so, gorgeous.”
Beatrice chuckled, swirling the wine in her glass before taking another sip. "Well, buckle up, because it's quite the story."
Rooster leaned back, intrigued. "Oh?I'm all ears. Lay it on me."
"You first.”
“Me? Oh,gorgeous.” he chuckles, ‘Baby I got drunk at an empty parking lot, with cheap bourbon. It’s not that great.” but she smiled more, “...oh you want the details then.”
“Always LC.”
Rooster sighed, setting his glass down. "Alright, here's the scoop. It was back when I was still in high school. “ she gasps, one hand on her chest, mouthing the words ‘illegal drinking?’ “My friends and I had just finished a particularly grueling week of finals, and we decided to blow off some steam."
Beatrice leaned in, “Oh,this sounds promising already."
He chuckled, "We found ourselves in his house, he opened his dad’s liquor cabinet.” he smirks, “My mom didn’t drink,so, well, we had to get it somewhere. And we rushed away before anyone could see us.”
Beatrice raised an eyebrow, "Starting classy, I see."
Rooster grinned, "Oh, you have no idea. So, we're sipping on this stuff, trying to ignore the fact that it tastes like lighter fluid, and then my friend, being the daredevil he is, suggests a drinking contest. Shots, one after another, until one of us gives up."
"And let me guess, neither of you gave up until..."
"Until he threw up," Rooster finished, shaking his head. "We were so determined not to lose that we lost track of time, and by the time we stumbled out of that place, the sun was rising, and we were in no shape to walk home."
Beatrice burst into laughter, covering her mouth with her hand. "Sorry!” she giggles more “W-what happened next?"
Rooster grinned, reminiscing about the wild antics of his youth. "We were a couple of stumbling messes, trying to act sober while failing miserably. The world was spinning, and every step felt like a victory. We thought we were on top of the world." he arches his brows up "We decided we needed some 'fresh air,'" he air-quoted, "so we stumbled our way to the nearest park. That's when things took a turn. We found an empty playground, you know, swings, slides, the whole shebang."
Beatrice raised an eyebrow, "Please tell me you didn't attempt to reenact your childhood adventures while intoxicated."
Rooster laughed, "Oh, no. It was much worse. We decided to see who could swing the highest. I don't know why we thought that was a good idea."
"Rooster."
"It gets better. So, we're swinging like a couple of maniacs, convinced we're breaking some kind of speed record. And then, it happened."
"What happened?"
"One of us—I won't say who, but it wasn't me—decided to jump off the swing mid-air."
Beatrice's eyes widened, "Rooster!."
Rooster shook his head, "I said it wasn’t me! He thought he could land on his feet, like some kind of superhero. Instead, he face-planted into the sand."
Beatrice burst into laughter again, "Oh my god, Roos. What did you do?"
"I... I laughed. We both did. It was so absurd, like a scene out of a comedy movie. But then, reality hit us. We were drunk teenagers in a public park at sunrise, and we had to get home before someone discovered our escapade."
"And how did you manage that?"
"Pure luck. We stumbled our way back home, avoiding main roads like a pair of secret agents. By the time we got back, we were a mess—sand in our hair, grass stains on our clothes, and a lingering smell of regret." he pauses, “And vomit.”
“Did your mom find out?” he snorts “I take that’s a yes.”
Rooster chuckled, "Oh, she found out, alright. The moment I walked through the door, trying to act all nonchalant, she took one look at me and burst into laughter. I must have looked like a sorry excuse for a teenager."
Beatrice grinned, her gaze softening as she tilted her head at him  "I can just picture that. What did she say?"
"She called me a 'walking disaster,' which, to be fair, wasn't entirely inaccurate at the time. She gave me that look—half amusement, half disapproval—and told me to go clean up before she decided what my punishment would be."
Beatrice laughed, "She was just worried about you."
Rooster nodded, his eyes sparkling with fondness. "Yeah, she was.” his face got serious for a second, “...I was really fucked up mentally back then,I told you that before. I think she knew that the best way to teach me a lesson was to make me realize the absurdity of my own actions."
“And it worked.”
"I mean,sure," Rooster agreed. "And you know what the ironic part is? Despite that chaotic night, my friend and I somehow managed to pass our finals with decent grades. It was like a bizarre good luck charm."
Beatrice shook her head in mock disbelief, "So, your lesson from that night was that reckless adventures might lead to academic success?"
Rooster laughed, shaking his finger  "No, no. The lesson was more like, 'Don't let your teenage impulses get the better of you, but if they do, find the humor in it and learn from the consequences.' And don’t die.”
"I see, a lesson in balance," Beatrice mused. "Did you ever attempt a drinking contest again?"
Rooster smirked, "Not with shots, but there was this one time in college when my buddies and I tried to out-eat each other at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Let's just say, that didn't end well either. Anyway, your turn." he sips his wine loudly, “Don’t give me those pretty eyes,I want to know how it was for you.”
Beatrice leaned back, pursing her lips while rubbing her finger on the glass’ rim. "Alright, let me think. Well, during my sophomore year of college, Shells and I decided to take a spontaneous road trip. We had this crazy idea to drive to the nearest beach, which was about six hours away. Mind you, none of us had a proper plan or even a reliable car."
“Shells didn’t ask for Penny’s car?"
"Nope.So, there were me,Shells,Ev and Carmen. The four of us crammed into this old, beat-up car that Carmen’s mom owned. It had seen better days, but we were convinced it could handle a beach trip. I was so nervous, this was back when I was working with my uncle and still living with my parents, before the Hard Deck."
“And…god, We set off early in the morning, armed with nothing but a playlist of very questionable music and a cooler filled with snacks. The first few hours were smooth; we were high on excitement and the anticipation of a beach day."
Rooster raised an eyebrow, "What was on that playlist?"
Beatrice laughed, "Oh, you know, a mix of cheesy pop songs, some old-school rock, and, of course, a few guilty pleasure tracks. It was a road trip playlist, after all."
“Oh,come on, tell me.”
She sighs, rolling her eyes, “Backstreet Boys.”
“Nice.”
"Anyway, as we got closer to the beach, the car started making these weird sounds. Carmen insisted it was normal for her mom's car, but the rest of us exchanged nervous glances." she frowns, “Most of us,Shells didn’t care.”
Rooster leaned back, taking a sip of his wine. "That doesn't sound promising."
"It wasn't. Just when we thought we could ignore the sounds, the car suddenly jerked, and a thick cloud of smoke started billowing from the hood. We pulled over to the side of the road, and there we were—a stranded group of college students with a smoking car in the middle of nowhere."
Rooster chuckled, "I can’t believe you never told me that.”
Beatrice nodded, "Oh, it gets better. We popped the hood, as if any of us had the slightest idea about fixing cars. Shells, in a burst of misguided confidence as often, declared, 'I've seen this on tv a million times; I got this.' Long story short, she did not have it."
Rooster laughed, "I love how every bad car situation involves someone saying, 'I got this.'"
Beatrice grinned, cheeks flushing because of the window  "It's a classic move. Anyway, after a futile attempt to diagnose the issue, we realized we needed help. None of us had a reliable phone signal, so we had to flag down passing cars. No one stopped, obviously…so…we sat down,by the road and Shells just yanked this huge bottle of tequila from her bag.”
Rooster leaned forward, his eyes widening in surprise. "Tequila? Stranded on the side of the road, and Shells decides it's tequila time?"
“I mean…it’s Shells.”
He blinks, then shrugs, “True.”
Beatrice laughed, "Yes, exactly. Shells believed in turning any situation into a party. So, there we were, sitting on the side of the road, passing around a bottle of tequila. It was like our own little impromptu beach party, minus the beach and the working car."
"That's one way to handle a breakdown."
"It gets crazier. As we sipped tequila and laughed about the absurdity of the situation, a tow truck finally stopped for us. The driver, this burly guy with a thick mustache, took one look at our makeshift party on the side of the road and just shook his head. He towed the car to the nearest repair shop, and we rode with him."
Rooster smirked, "Did the tow truck driver join the party?"
Beatrice grinned, "Not exactly. He did share a few jokes with us, though. The repair shop turned out to be run by an old mechanic named Gus. He looked at the car, shook his head, and said, 'Kids these days.'" she laughs softly, “...in the end, he told us to call someone because he didn’t know when it’d be ready. And I obviously called Leo, in tears, apologizing– God and Guillermo was in Cali at that time, can you imagine how dangerous this was?”
“Your closest brother having to hide you got drunk from your overprotective older brother?” he shakes his head, “I can’t imagine.”
Beatrice nodded, "Exactly. Leo was furious at first, especially since Guillermo was with him in California. He was worried sick, not knowing what happened to us. When he finally arrived to pick us up, there we were, four slightly tipsy college students, surrounded by a tow truck and an old repair shop."
“Question,” he holds up a finger, “Did Leo manage to ditch Guillermo?”
“Amazingly, yes, I don’t know how but…Leo's face was a mix of relief and annoyance.He was too nervous to scold me and he just wanted to take me home, shove me into the house through the back door…literally, he shoved me and I had to run to the best of my ability upstairs and try to sleep."
Rooster chuckled, picturing the scene in his mind. "I bet Guillermo had questions."
“Well…he never found out.”
Her husband gasps loudly, “Beatrice,I cannot believe you hid that.”
Beatrice shrugged playfully, "What happens on a stranded road in the middle of nowhere stays on a stranded road in the middle of nowhere. Besides, you know how Guillermo is.”
Rooster laughed,  and his eyes softened immediately "I love that…we’ve been together for so long and I still find things out about you.”
Beatrice smiled, "Same here Roos, and all we need is some good wine.”
“True.” he hums, “...wanna finish the bottle?”
“Only if you join me doing it.”
‘Ah,gorgeous.” he smiles while pouring the wine on her glass, “You aren’t getting rid of me so easily, I told you that.”
“And I LC, wouldn’t have it any other way.”
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icannotgetoverbirds · 1 year ago
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blease read this quote from this book about a pair of lesbian cockatoos
under a cut because it's kinda long
Some birds bond only with other birds, some only with humans, and some with both. Sammy had shown interest in other birds at Earth Angel, and had even spent time in her enclosure with a few favorites, but she hadn't found a mate. I was beginning to think she would never bond with anyone but me. It made me sad.
I think finally being in a fulfilling marriage myself made me realize how much Sammy was missing. There are plenty of unhappy marriages in the world - as a psychologist I see more than most people do - and a bad marriage can tear two people down. A good marriage is different. It can make us stronger; the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Still, humans can survive happily with no permanent partner. It's in a parrot's nature to want a mate.
Then Sammy met Little Girl and everything changed.
Little Girl was a Moluccan cockatoo, and with her pink-tinged feathers and bright crest, she looked a lot like Sammy. Unlike Sammy, she still had most of her feathers. She had spent years in a garage, usually with the door down. In that unventilated space, most of Little Girl's days were dark and stifling. She didn't have people or birds to interact with.
Her owner came out to the garage occasionally to give Little Girl food or clean her cage, but most of the time she sat alone. She didn't even have a window to watch the outside world. She was truly in solitary confinement.
The neighbors heard Little Girl's cries, and they called the police. The police visited, but there was little they could do. There aren't laws protecting lonely parrots. The most they could do was cite the owner for the noise, and they didn't even do that.
The neighbors kept complaining, though, trying to get something done for the bird. Eventually, the owner called us. She was tired of dealing with the neighbors.
When we came to pick up Little Girl, the owner wasn't there to say goodbye. She said she was busy and left her son to open the garage for us. She'd said on the phone before we arranged the pickup: "If she wasn't so noisy I wouldn't have put her in there."
We took Little Girl out of the garage and drove her to our veterinarian. Once he cleared her for Serenity Park, it was time to find her a perch.
We decided to place Little Girl with Sammy. Sammy was never aggressive with Mango; she just wasn't crazy about him. Maybe a different bird would work. Sammy hadn't been interested in any males, so maybe it was time to test her with a female. I've observed several parrots through the years who, like some humans, prefer their own gender. Somehow, Matt and I both felt it was a good match.
We introduced the two birds slowly. First, we let them see each other for a while. Then, when they seemed comfortable, we put them on opposite ends of the enclosure. We let the birds take their time approaching one another. For Sammy and Little Girl, comfort seemed to come right away. Once we introduced them, they didn't have time for any of the other birds. The two groomed each other. They shared a perch. They seemed to talk together in a language that was their own. They were physically affectionate. Little Girl had suffered for a long time, but she was no longer alone.
Sammy was enthralled by Little Girl. She still got excited when I came to visit, and she still let me cuddle her, but she'd soon move back to Little Girl's side. Sammy had been the first bird I'd been close to and I missed our special interactions, but I was thrilled for both of them.
We had both found our mates. Everything was as it should be.
-- Lorin Lindner, Birds of a Feather, pages 204-206
@fishandchips321 us
anyways brb i gotta go cry about these lesbian birds
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we neeeeedd more gamer porco please !!
GAMER!PORCO HEADCANONS
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Starring: Porco Galliard
Rating: 18+
Notes: Thanks so much for your ask!! I jotted down most of these while I was on a train back to London so I’d say there’s quite a bit?? Hopefully you like them! If you want to see more of these individual in-depth character hcs, let me know here!
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- Porco probably started playing video-games at an early age because of Marcel
- Lowkey probably he was terrified at first??? Marcel would play these games with the weirdest monsters and creatures and poor baby Porco couldn’t handle it :(
- But he loved watching his brother and when he was old enough he started to play!
- Speaking of Marcel, I bet he’d be really into DOTA and League, but he has his own play group because of distance
- Secretly, I always hc Marcel as going to college or working in Europe or something while Porco is in the US? That’s why they don’t stream together regularly!
- But every now and then Porco does a stream at an obscure time so they can play together(:
- Speaking of streams, I totally see Porco streaming on Twitch someday?? He’d be hesitant to do it at first because he’s a busy guy and he wouldn’t want it to be a big hassle, but he just starts streaming casually
- Has a minecraft realm with Marcel, Colt, Pieck, Bertholdt, etc (Reiner and Zeke don’t play video games lets be honest they can hardly use a computer)
- Combining my two AUs (gamers and college students), Reiner is the captain of the soccer team that Porco’s on so he gets included now and then
- Like Porco will convince Reiner to join the server once in a blue moon and he spends the entire night harassing the guy
- Poor Reiner doesn’t even know what a crafting table is and Porco has his best netherite gear on, hiding in the treetops above him, ready to attack
- Porco tells his chat that he hates Reiner because he makes them run extra laps at practice (and Reiner says back that they need to run more if they want to have a chance at winning their upcoming tournament!)
- Brings Reiner into the nether just to tell him to place a bed and go to sleep in it xoxo
- I think that Porco might be really into 100% completing games and speed runs but he’s SO BAD AT THEM
- Honestly on his channel it becomes a joke where he calls everything a speedrun
- He pauses his game “okay guys brb doing a G-fuel speedrun”, or “gotta piss, bathroom speedrun”
- He’s not very good at games like DOTA, he’s decent at Call of Duty, but he doesn’t like to stream them because he doesn’t understand why someone would watch a mediocre player?
- But as he gets comfortable he starts to open up more and play for fun, and people watch just for him and his personality!
- As his partner you also probably get roped into playing with him now and then if you mention being down to do so! If you’re not he won’t push it(:
- Always refers to you by name on stream because he assumes his fans all know you??? Like duh you’re the love of his life how would they NOT know who (Y/N) is.
- And he talks about you a lot. Probably too much?
- Unfortunately he might share one or two personal details or stories that you might not want him to tell
- Nothing too bad!! Just like “oh (Y/N) drooled all over my pillow last night so I’m running the sheets through the wash, in case you guys hear my alarm go off” (unrelated but he keeps an alarm on for the washer and dryer because he hates when they start to smell mildewy and get wrinkled!)
- “Y/N doesn’t like drinking milk because it makes her really gassy and then she—” the stream abruptly ends
- Honestly he has a pretty monotone voice when it comes to his streams? Probably sounds annoyed half the time (and he is, when he’s playing DOTA with his playgroup)
-The only time he like actively perks up is when he’s with you or talking about you
- Ngl but he’d stream the dumbest games with you?? Like Webkinz, Club Penguin, the Sims, etc
- “Girls Go Games with (Y/N)” and you play dumb games about taking Queen Elsa to the dentist, or dress her up for tea with Anna, etc
- He’d probably take them weirdly seriously though?? “No chat I’m not putting her in the orange dress it’ll clash with the theme of the tea party”
- He probably drinks G fuel or other energy dreams during his streams?
- Starts each stream with a ‘just chatting’ segment where he talks with his chat and then tries a new G fuel favorite
- Cries when he gets a G fuel sponsorship (‘:
- Would play a couple games with Connie honestly, also random ones
- Anything from Chess to Wikipedia races to more Girls Go Games
- Have you seen that clip of Jschlatt playing chess, and he’s SO CONFIDENT about beating his opponent but then proceeds to get check-mated in two turns?? That’s so Porco. Connie doesn’t even know how to play and he check-mates Porco out of pure chance
- Also they have a Sims household together for some reason?? You and Porco are streaming, about to open your cute household file where you have a cute apartment and a lil dog together, and you see a new file titled “ABOMINATIONS FROM H3LL” and they’re just the scariest looking sims ever. And they’re all pregnant for some reason?
- When he plays with his League/DOTA group (Eren, Jean, Armin, Connie), they’ll also play other games on stream
- Like Among Us or Phasmophobia
- And he’s so bad at them!!!
- I bet he’d play a lot of Pokémon games on stream?? That’s a game from his childhood that he’d watch Marcel play that DIDN’T scare the shit outta him xoxo
- Does a Nuzzlocke version of every single Pokémon game, probably does a marathon of sorts for charity at one point(‘:
- On casual plays, he makes sure he has an Umbreon in every game possible because it’s his favorite Pokemon, as well as whatever your favorite is!! Names it after you and actually feels really bad when it faints :(
- I think every now and then he’d be SO EXCITED to play with you??
- Like with my last set of gamer headcanons, before you and him started playing together it was just sort of his private time to relax after school?
- So once he’s comfortable and embraced that dorky side of him (and knows that you are also a dork lol) he’ll literally pick you up and carry you over his shoulder towards your desk
- “C’mon let’s play a quick round of DOTA! I have a really good feeling about it, I’ll play support :D”
- Honestly I don’t think he’d be the biggest fan of games with stories?? Just because he can get busy with school and soccer and ends up forgetting the plot oops
- But he’d definitely watch you play and join in now and then if you want!
- I don’t think he’d like the 1 player games where you have to make decisions that would impact the ending (like Until Dawn)?? Just because he’d be super panicked about making the right decision
- “Pork baby there is no “right” ending, your choices will lead you to the ending that best fits your game” “No (y/n) I need to make sure every single character survives!!!”
- He’ll play them though because they’re recommended by his twitch followers?? And then his chat tells him all of the wrong choices
- Sorry it’s easy to push his buttons lol
- Doesn’t like his chat calling you guys mom and dad because he thinks it’s weird “I haven’t even proposed to her yet guys stop”
- But he’s also been caught with “Porco x (Y/N) best moments” and similar past searches 🫢
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akai-anna · 2 years ago
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1/3 Szia!Láttam a bingót, és pont jól is jött mert azt hiszem, hogy nem értek valamit. [Sokmindent] Megtennéd, hogy választasz 3 tetszőleges párost a Detective Conan-ből, és kitöltöd velük? (Bocs, hogy szabályt szegek de fontos, hogy te válassz, mert kíváncsi vagyok, de még nem tudom, hogy ki-kicsoda, és szerintem hiányzik a képből egy-két más fontos mozzanat is.)
(For non-Hungarian followers: I was asked to pick 3 optional ships from Detective Conan for this Ship Opinion Bingo. Answering in English to make it available for anyone who might want to read it.)
In advance: I have no self-control and ended up making a whole project of this, my deepest apologies that it got quite lengthy, Lizzy, hope you'll still have some fun reading this essay.
Notes:
me, failing right at step one: not 3 (i started thinking about, and kept coming up with more and more possibilities, then reduced them again to just A Few TM, I REALLY DID TRY) but 6 relationships which almost ended up as 9... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Oops!... I did it again starts playing*
relationship: i mean the word in its broadest sense (felt like confirming this bc i see it around in only a romantic context these days, so not only OTP sense of shipping but BrOTP sense too), meaning every and all kind of connections between people/characters, bc as an ace+aro non-romantic connections mean a lot to me
i checked everything that apply, even if they seem contradicting at first glance (just like fic: in one This thing applies, in the other This other thing applies sort of way)
i love you and these characters too much to just do the bingo without Commentaries TM (you poked the door with a stick and it slammed right open)
I. Kudou Shinichi/Edogawa Conan - Mouri Ran
The Main Pair of DetCo (As you have likely gathered from osmosis knowledge + WATCHING THE FIRST MOVIE, I AM STILL SCREAMING ABOUT THAT)
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Elaboration on certain points:
Oh there's no way this will end well & I can make it so fucked up & I can make it so stupid: The Situation Is already fucked up, so I don't even have to do anything, and I'm here to see how it will unfold. And before it gets better (so not the ultimate end) they have to work through a really messy tangle of things. Also they are already endearingly stupid, so that is covered too.
I don't see them as romantic & In a Relationship & Most codependent bitches on earth: I do see them as romantic (DEFINITELY!) but they are so much more than just romantic; their relationship has so many wonderful layers. The deep connection they share is not just romantic; THEY SHAPE EACH OTHER. I view them as the Ultimate Example of the Soulmate trope: in every universe, they are connected and important to each other in one way or another. There is no Shinichi without Ran and no Ran without Shinichi. They can and do function without each other but also their driving force and motivation is very deeply rooted in each other.
brb gotta go through their whole ship tag: in progress, have been at it for a couple months now, still working on it.
Not dating but married nonetheless: ONLY DIDN'T MARK IT BC THEY ARE DATING (IT ONLY TOOK THEM ROUGHLY 1000 CHAPTERS!!!), AND IT'S A RUNNING JOKE THAT THEY ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE (Bless Suzuki Sonoko, the biggest ShinRan shipper and supporter out there).
A little ShinRan moment that I love:
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II. Takagi Wataru - Satou Miwako
The First Police Officer Romance of DetCo
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I can make it so stupid: THEY ALREADY ARE, YOUR HONOUR, and love them that way.
Oh the devotion: just one thing to say and one to show. *inhales deep* Takagi Wataru is absolutely besotted, the sweetest man, Malewife Material TM. *shoves these particular panels in your face*
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III. Kudou Shinichi/Edogawa Conan - Hattori Heiji
The Detective of the East and West AKA Detective Buddies And Bestest of Bros
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Basically canon to me & I don't really see them as romantic: THEY ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS YOUR HONOUR, SUCH HIGH QUALITY FRIENDSHIP, THE LOVE THERE, THE WAY THEY CARE SO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I'm dYinG- (But also Heiji having the biggest Crush TM on Shinichi never stops being a source of joy because no one goes through the trouble of getting picked as a "Great Sherlockian" despite preferring Ellery Queen, to attend a Sherlock Holmes Fan meeting SO HE CAN POTENTIALLY MEET WITH HIS RIVAL HE MET THE ONCE AT THAT POINT, FCKIN DEDICATION THERE)
Compatible brand of freaks: they are definitely Weird TM, my little weirdo mystery maniacs, definitely forces of nature.
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IV. Kudou Shinichi/Edogawa Conan - Kuroba Kaito/Kaitou KID
To quote the creator: "But I wanted a rival that was an arch nemesis to detectives, natural enemy to appear. [...] who’s smart as Conan and can oppose him."
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I can make it so fucked up & I can make it so stupid: Been there, Done That, Canon Already Provides.
I don't really see them as Romantic & In a relationship: I can see them as many things, be it platonic, partnership, romance, friendship, really, I'm not picky about the nature of their relationship for some reason.
brb gotta go through their whole ship tag: as with ShinRan, it's a thing in progress.
They enable the worst of each other & Compatible brand of freaks: reckless tendencies, the both of them, Ultimate Chaos Bringer Duo, also Bastards To Each Other TM. On the other hand: they are already competent on their own, but they can work really well together too, these absolute gremlins, Scarily Compatible And Competent.
Oh there's no way this will end well & Thematically delicious: complicated situations, Detective-Thief (have always been weak to the trope) business, really, there's bound to be at least a disaster or two.
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V. Mouri Ran - Suzuki Sonoko ( - Kudou Shinichi/Edogawa Conan)
Childhood Friends since the start of time (or at least kindergarten, together with Shinichi they make my beloved Sakura Trio)
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General thoughts: THEY LOVE AND CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH, YET THERE IS SUCH LOVELY TEASING and the potential of stupid teenage shenanigans is STRONG. In any arrangement, they are dear to me, CHILDHOOD BESTIE SQUAD.
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VI. Takagi Wataru - Kudou Shinichi/Edogawa Conan
Police Officer of my heart and The Lil Gremlin Partnership
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Basically canon to me & I don't see them as romantic: they proved time and time again that THEY ARE AWESOME PARTNERS IN MYSTERY-AND-CRIME SOLVING, SO MUCH COMPATIBILITY THERE, AWESOME WORKING TEAM, FCKIN CANON ON THAT ONE.
I can make it so stupid: as always, They Already Are, most endearingly stupid too.
They're sweet: THEY ARE SUPER SWEET, SO CUTE, THEY HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER AND CARE SO MUCH, EXCUSE ME AS I CRY.
brb gotta go through their whole partnership tag: I already have, and even tried other kind of searches to find more content of them, I'm crying. T_T
Bonus: Takagi Wataru, always the witness for his Cryptid Moments TM, and also is amazed by him since day 1 (even if he doesn't know Conan is Shinichi), and Shinichi feeling a kinship with him. (Amongst other things not mentioned here.)
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Hope you enjoyed this weird ride, and if you have any questions about who is who, what is happening, or anything you are curious about, you know where to find me, Lizzy! (✿◕‿◠)~★
Bonus: you seemed to like the Kitten Hold, so have a litter of kittens as a goodbye.
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quodekash · 2 years ago
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TIS WAY TOO LATE, THUS TIS TIME FOR HAPPY GAY HAPPINESS
im half asleep rn cos i just woke up (im trying a new thing where i go to sleep and have an alarm for 11:30 so that i can watch the episodes but still hopefully get enough-ish sleep) so its possible that this will be very very incoherent (more so than usual, that is)
it astounds me that they have summary flashback thingies at the starts of the second episodes of os2. like "hey remember this? remember literally yesterday? just in case you forgot, here's a reminder that wouldnt help whatsoever if you actually did forget what happened. youre welcome."
"can i please get a plane" "you deserve A ROCKET" PLEASE I LOVE THEM
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brb, sobbing again.
(so theres this thing that happens sometimes where i press command+z while doing one of these posts and then it deletes everything until the first image. and it happened tonight. and i was nearly finished the episode, so now im gonna try and go all the way back and recite the stuff i said, so bear with me while i try to remember whatever nonsense i said. a lot will be missing tho because i quoted a lot of stuff rather than taking screenshots, so yeah. imma try my best tho)
"Papa!" "YES?" "YES?" THE WAY THEY BOTH RESPOND AT THE SAME TIME GJRBDGJBR THEY ARE DADS
THE WAY TALAY GETS UP SO FAST TO COME TO JIGSAW WHEN HE CALLS FOR THEM GRHEBDGHB
THE FREAKING DRAWING ON EACH OTHERS FACES
THE BONDING WITH THE CHILD
THE HAPPINESS
GJKERBDGB
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JIGSAW AND HIS FOUR DADS
gotta love a nivea sponsorship
FLASHBACKS???
WHY
MY HEART IS TOO WEAK FOR THIS
WAIT
NO
AAAAA
HES WIPING OFF THE DUST IN HIS HEART
IM NOT OKAY
"oh, but i dont think i can wash that redness off your face now" please theyre so freaking sweet what the hell
THE RAISING OF THE CHILD MONTAGE
THE PLAYING WITH THE STUFFED TOYS
THE DRINKING OF THE DRINK FROM THE FRIDGE
THE HIDE AND SEEK???
THE HIGH FIVE???
WHY DOES A HIGH FIVE AFFECT ME SO DEEPLY
HE'S SUCH A DAD
THEYRE SUCH DADS
IM NOT OKAY
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DADS
I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH
THE PLAYING IN THE POOL????
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HIS FOUR DADSSSSS IM SOBBING
HELL YEAH HE POOPED
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NO WAIT NOT THE FOREHEAD KISS
THE FOREHEAD KISS IS THE DEATH OF ME
WHY DOES IT AFFECT ME SO DEEPLY
im genuinely not okay. i might need to just. go into a corner and scream. please.
PUEN FELL ASLEEP
I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL IF THERE'S MUCH MORE OF THIS, MY POOR FRAGILE HEART
THE ZOO???? yeah someone call an ambulance, i might die
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OISHI???? HELL YESSSS
i desire oishi tea probably more than i should. my quest to find it continues unsolved. but fear not, for i shall look inside every aisan grocer i can to see if i can find it somewhere (please im desperate)
THIS IS SO SWEET
THE TEA?
AND THE ANIMALS??
AND THE WHOLESOMENESS????
AND THE WAY THEY TAKE PHOTOS OF HIM???
AND HIS SWEET LITTLE SMILE
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YOU CANT TELL ME YOU DONT WANT TO ADOPT THIS CHILD
I KNOW I DO
AND I HATE CHILDREN
but this child is one of the VERY FEW exceptions
you idiots you lost the child
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DADS
THEY ARE DADS
THEY MEAN A LOT TO ME
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honestly, fair enough
HES SUCH A CONCERNED DAD
THEY ARE CONCERNED PARENTS
GRJDKGBRKJ
I CANT TAKE IT
THEYRE SUCH DADS
I LOVE THEM
AAAAA
"let's go poopoo" that sounds like a great idea
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DADS
HELLO DADS
ILY
"i think we should end this plan" che??
"im scared my sister will scold me for doing this to her kid" CHE????
so. they stole tup's nephew. to repair their friends' relationship.
nice
"Uncle Two" BRO GJERBDGHB
BRO THIS KID IS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR WHAT THE HELL?
such a good lier too
i cant wait til hes all grown up and, *sniff* committing felonies, all on his own
(a single tear makes its way down my face)
so proud
"ill bring you a doll every day" well that explains it
"but i feel guilty about doing this to talay" yeah, that makes sense, considering the whole... everything.
OH
TWO
NOT-AOU'S HIS NAME IS TWO
TWO AND TUP
NOT UP AND AOU
HUZZAH NAMES
"i want to go home already" WAIT NO WHY, YOU WERE HAVING FUN WITH THEM
unless hes just THAT good of an actor, which is possible
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OMG
AUSTRALIAN REP
THATS ME
ITS US
the like. 12 australians that watch gmmtv thai bl dramas.
bUT YEAH, ITS US, HUZZAH
tis me, australian. it feels nice to be represented
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OMG A KIWI
THAT'S NEW ZEALAND
THATS AMAZING
NZ NEVER GETS REP THATS AMAZING
HAVE A GREAT DAY NEIGHBOURS
ah shoot not good
jigsaw did a silly thing
bro, talay, chill
yeah he's just ruined some important stuff, but he's a kid. hes still figuring out that other people around him have feelings that are important and stuff, he's going to do silly things sometimes. but threatening to beat him?? chill bro. physically reprimanding someone, especially a child, wont help. also thats child abuse.
"raising a kid is not easy at all." yeah, well that goes without saying. its sweat and tears and a lot of hard work. and the little gross slimy gremlins dont have a conscience yet and theyre impulsive and horrible. but that's the joy of it. this human being developing before you, and youre helping them with that, with finding who they are. the effort you put into raising a kid, because you care about them, and the results you get from that effort? that's your reward. raising a child is painful, and its difficult, and there's gonna be lots of lows. but it's beautiful and wonderful and magical, and as long as you show lots of love and care, itll be infinitely rewarding
(whatever original thing i wrote about that before accidentally deleting everything was way better but i cant remember what i said so we'll all just have to deal with that)
WAIT WHEN DID I BECOME AN INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER ABOUT WHY KIDS DONT SUCK
I HATE KIDS
WHAT AM I DOING
UH
DISTRACTION! LOOK OVER THERE
phew okay
BRO YOU LOST THE CHILD AGAIN?
BRO YOU TOOK HIM TO A CHILDREN'S HOME???
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIE TO YOUR FRIENDS, GUYS
well, not really. but the message still stands. lying bad.
i think
is lying bad?
let's not delve into the depths of morality and questions of life rn, i need to go to bed
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honestly not even surprised anymore, the kid is magic.
PFFFT THE WAY PUEN JOINS TALAY ON THE MORAL HIGH GROUND TO TELL THE OTHERS LYING IS BAD
HSDHSHDHSHS AND THEN TALAY TELLS HIM OFF AND PUEN JUST QUIETLY GOES BACK TO SITTING ON THE BENCH WITH TUP AND TWO
i love them so much
LMAO HE OVERHEARD THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION
THIS IS BRILLIANT
wait seriously, jigsaw is such a good actor
this is some genuine raw talent
one day he'll be working with the likes of Sound Saran
he's so freaking talented
this kid is incredible
omg talay bought a giant giraffe for jigsaw and now two has to carry it home
question: do tup and two live together? (please let the answer be yes)
another question: how the hell did jigsaw get into the car without being noticed. he was between talay and puen. how did puen not see him. i genuinely need to know, DID he teleport???
and an observation: puen's still in his pyjamas.
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so that's pretty interesting
(huzzah weve made it through everything i previously said! my memory actually held up really well which was a big surprise but i guess im just incredible like that. anyway, on with the episode)
JIGSAW HAS AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH THEM AND NOW HE CAN COME VISIT THEM WHENEVER
i was worried that when it was revealed, jigsaw would feel really weird about coming back and puentalay would feel weird as well and then they would barely ever see jigsaw again but im glad that didnt happen, im very happy, this is very happy
i do appreciate that the angstiest thing to happen in this was You Are Not The Father and that was it
i like it when angst is silly
when its so fluffy im crying super hard throughout the whole thing
i like fluff
OH MY GOODNESS, JIGSAW'S TINY WAVE??? GHREDGB
THE OH-AW NOISES KEEP HAPPENING WHY MUST THEY KEEP HAPPENING
i think puentalay should kiss. they havent rly done that yet.
also side note: where the hell are aou and fuse, i need them in my life
give them a special ep or something, they deserve it
"even though there's only a little pink, jigsaw completed his drawing with other colours, just like our story." NOOOOOO IM DYING CRYING VOMITING DESTROYING WORLDS WHAT THE HELL /pos
"we might focus less on our love one day, but i'll still understand you, care for you, and want the best for you." HHHHHHHHHHH
HELP
THE LEANING THE HEAD ON THE SHOULDER GHFGHBFHGFB
"i actually wasnt done with my surprise plan yet" CHE????
was he gonna propose
i hope so but also i hope not because marriage is a stupid christian thing that is way too popular and silly and is nothing but a "you can have sex now, horray". either that or it's just a legal contract for the two families to be bonded/allies. i mean yeah, marriage is for love. but have you considered: capitalism. and like, its possible to be super close to someone WITHOUT getting married to them, marriage isnt important for a deep connection to someone. i mean if you wanna get married, go ahead. and if it is a proposal, ill be insanely happy. but also marriage is silly and i could talk about it for ages but my brain isnt providing me the right words to get my point across right now, probably because its nearly 2am and i need to go to sleep, so ill shut up about marriage now
OHHH ITS THE FREAKING HOURGLASS
FJGBHFBDGHFBGHFGBGHDB
"i will take us back to where we were" literally or just like imagination. because if youre literally going back... um. how.
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OMG HE HAS A GUITAR???
ARE THEY GONNA END EVERY EPISODE LIKE THIS??
IF SO, IM TOTALY DOWN AND PROBABLY GONNA CRY
this is so pretty
he has such a pretty voice
NO NOT THE FLASHBACKS WHAT THE HELL WHY MUST THEY DO THIS TO ME
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THE FREAKING SHIRT
"thats not me" "i told you. where there's puen, there's talay" BRO
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yes. please do.
WAIT
WHAT THE HELL
HE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS THAT???
WASNT HE DRUNK
I DIDNT KNOW HE EVER REMEMBERED THAT HAPPENING
HOLY HELL
I THINK I MIGHT JUST EXPLODE RN PLEASE
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YAYYYYY KISSEEEE
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THE FOREHEAD TOUCHES THE FOREHEAD TOUCHES THE FOREHEAD TOUCHES
HERE COME THE TEARS
FOREHEAD TOUCHING IS THE MOST INTIMATE THING AND YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE, I WILL GLADLY DIE ON THIS HILL
AND PUENTALAY'S FOREHEAD TOUCHES ARE INFINITELY INCREDIBLE I LOVE THEM
AND ITS SUCH A PROLONGED FOREHEAD TOUCH
IM SOBBING AS QUIETLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN
FOREHEAD TOUCHES
okay. msp trailer time. prepare yourselves emotionally, physically, mentally, as much as you possibly can in any way at all
have triple zero on hold just in case, i might be about to die
deep breaths, deep breaths
im so scared
okay okay i can do this
no i cant
yes i can
i cant
i have to
JUST DO IT BRO
okay
i have my three favourite stuffed toys. time to die.
I KEEP PRESSING PLAY AND PAUSING IT IMMEDIATELY
WHY CANT I DO THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
deeeeeeep breaths
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths
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OMG SOUNDWIN
DID I WELL UP AT THE SIGHT OF SOUNDWIN? MAYBE
REVERSE TIWPOR
HOW DO YOU FREAK OUT QUIETLY
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THIS FREAKING FINGER
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IM NOT OKAY
"time and reality are more than just straight lines, but a multiverse of endless possibilities. everything we choose may brance out into unrestricted truths and turn into a parallel universe, different from the one we know." im desperately hoping that this means there's gonna be season 2 of msp
that was a wonderful episode and now im gonna be waiting in anticipation for soundwin for the next five days because i am ✨mentally ill✨ but first i need to sleep
BYE BYEEEE
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expectiations · 10 months ago
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aaand The Gentlemen episode 4 here we go
ah crazy old - WHAT THE DUCK DID I JUST SEE
Jimmy and Freddy share one half of a brain cell. i do not kmow if i mean that with affectionate sarcasm or frustrated disbelief. also i cannot imagine living in a place where i can see my puffs each breathe i take. i can hardly last in the usual AC temp with my trusty jacket. i also want to comfort my friend and her fear of being single (after 7? 8? years) but i don't know how to without feeling like biting my tongue because her boyfriend is a frkn red flag. okay back to watching
yuck statues
ugh naïve princess and her gibberishgibber eyes
you're such a bad actor boy.
what the duck kind of coffin is that
YUCK flirting
scandals, secrets, society - never one without the other
oh and what do we have here dowager duchess and groundskeeper?
OH MY DUCK JIMMYYYYY
okay gotta duck off to classes for a bit brb
now baack let's watch Jimmy ruin everything
i think there's something broken in me because why do I find Susie and Eddie's dynamic "cute"
Sabrina, I get it. But do you really have to - i don't know, maybe lessen the tension a bit
pity party with Freddy
OH MY DUCK JIMMYYYYY
oh Eddie Eddie Eddie taking everyone at their word then getting duped
ah a N*zi
yuck statue
it's funny to me how something so ... horrific can be made mundane with the right choice of words. i don't think it should be - funny, i mean. ironic, perhaps?
so Eddie got the approval of the brother now
oh inside jokes between Eddie and Susie? check.
aaaand that's it for episode 4. going off now. might study for an exam. might not. should do. bye.
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have watched Spider-Man: No Way Home. am having many thoughts and feelings. AO3 is already open to the handful of ficwriters who I trust. will check in later.
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melissa-benoists · 4 years ago
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wait now i wanna watch the other fast and furious movies 👀
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allywritesforfun · 4 years ago
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hey i really enjoyed your nightly routine post with wilbur? i was wondering if you could do something similar but in the morning instead?
awe my love! I'm glad that you enjoyed the nightly the routine... here is the morning routine!
{Morning Routine} Wilbur Soot x Reader
summary: you and wilbur made a nightly routine video that blew up more than you have thought, so now its time to do a morning routine!
pronouns: not mentioned
word count: 2280
trigger warnings: swearing, mention of a knife for going chop chop, this was too cute for even me to handle and it came from my hands
a/n: my god is this long! I really got carried away. I could've made this into two parts but whatevs
a/n pt 2: takes place after the “Nightly Routines” but not directly connected 
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You deeply groaned as you fluttered your eyes open. This was not a great time to wake up. You really wanted another hour of sleep, but you knew you had work to get done today.
You looked behind you. You smiled at the sight of Wilbur in his sweet slumber, his arm lazily draped over your waist. Wilbur very much loved to be in bed with you. If he could, he would spend all day there, just you in his arms and some soft lofi in the background. 
That was something very rare to get. Being a streamer and musician, Wilbur was busy almost all the time and rarely took a day off. Mornings and nights were dedicated to you. However, there were times that you would stream with him, or stop by the office to give him food, but nothing was compared to waking up with him.
“Oh shit,” You whispered, “We’re supposed to do morning vlog today.”
You looked around for Wilbur’s camera, which was no where to be found. You settled on stretching over to nightstand and unplugging your phone. You looked back at Wilbur to make sure he was still sleeping. You could tell he was by the gentle raise and fall of his chest and subtle “Ah-woo”. You just knew that was the perfect way to start the vlog. You recored him for about ten seconds of him doing his ‘not really a snore but definitely something’ and giggled almost the whole way through.
You would think that after living with him for two months and the multiple sleepovers that you’ve had with him, that you would be used to it by now. But even today you still giggled just like you did when you first woke up with him. 
You snuck yourself out of bed and made your way to the kitchen. Once arrived you did the intro, “Good morning chat! It is currently about 6:30 in the morning, and as you realize, I am the only one awake. As you saw, Wilbur is still sound asleep and that how it is every morning. So we’re going to vlog our morning routine today, which I promise is way more interesting than the nightly routine vlog. So, Wilbur is literally the best person ever and deserves the world. And his world, besides me of course, is his morning coffee. So I’m going to use our Keurig to get his coffee started.” 
You stopped the recording and decided to get some of your creativity out. You weren’t musical like Wilbur and can't draw for shit, so videography was your way of being creative. You set your phone the in the corner and opened up the blind to let a little bit of light through. It still looked basic so you moved your plant to the background, which added the perfect look. You started brewing and hit record. 
While that was going, you measured out the creamer and syrup and grabbed your sippy cup for your chocolate milk. No judgement here. We all know chocolate milk tastes better in sippy cups. 
The brew came to a slow stop and you grabbed the camera, “Wasn't that a satisfactory angle chat? Now, I am more of an iced coffee person, so in the morning I have water or chocolate milk, and today is definitely a chocolate milk day.” You raised your cup to the camera and fake ‘clinked’ it, cutting the recording when it was closest to the camera. You finished up making Wilbur’s coffee and set it on the living room table. 
You looked at the time, 6:50 am, now was a good time to get Wilbur up. You always let his coffee sit out for a little bit, that way he could drink it the second that he woke up. You threw some napkins under your drinks and moved another plant over there. You wanted your place to look aesthetically pleasing, even if it was a little bit staged. You did a transition with your cup, this time now on the table.
“Okay chat, we all now mr. simpbur is a snuggler so we don't have breakfast in the kitchen, instead we share on the couch, that way we can get all of our snuggles in before he has to leave for the office. I have everything set up, normally I would prepare breakfast too, but I feel like cooking with Wilbur this morning. We’ll do this about once a week for some bonding time, so let's go get him up,” You decided to keep recording, just in case Wilbur woke up from your loss of presence. 
You creaked the door open, Wilbur was still asleep. He adjusted his body for that he was hugging a pillow, who you assumed was your replacement. You laid down next to him and just took a moment to admire him. It was moments like this that you forgot that you were internet personalities. This was you. This was Wilbur. Both of you living your life without needing to exaggerate yourself. This was Wilbur at his purest form. He was all relaxed, not even aware that he was being recorded.
You scooted closer to him and intertwined your legs with him. You brushed his bangs with the back of your hands and gently placed your lips on your forehead. He stirred a little bit, but not enough to wake him up. You took the pillow from him and wrapped your body around his, “Wilbur, my love, it's about seven, you need to get up.”
You could tell he woke up by him pulling you closer and burying his head only you neck. You gently massaged his head and twirled his curls between your fingers, “Come on Will, I got your coffee made already. We need to start breakfast.”
He shook his head and kissed your shoulder, “Mine.”
You laughed, “Yes Will, and ‘yours’ is hungry, let’s get up and eat.”
He slowly nodded and pulled you closer, “Mmmm... I love you.”
“I love you too, simpbur.”
He snapped his head up at the nickname and saw the camera, “Fuck-that’s today?”
You giggled and detached yourself from, “Say good morning to chat.”
He shook his head and buried it in his pillow out of embarrassment. You stop recording and put your phone on the stand. Just seeing Wilbur all flustered was enough to make you go back to bed. You laid back down with him and pulled him on top of you.
“We’re gonna have to re-record that part,” Wilbur mentioned.
You rubbed his cheek with your thumb, which he happily leaned into, “No bubs, we gotta keep it in. It was a very cute moment.”
He shook his head aggressively, “No! That was embarrassing!”
“Too bad, it’s on my phone so I get to chose what goes in.”
He huffed and grabbed your hand, accepting defeat, “You said you made my coffee?”
You two got up and sat down on the couch. Wilbur took you into his arms the second he took his first sip, his personal way of saying ‘thank you, you’re the best person to ever exist’. 
“What are you feeling for breakfast?” You asked.
“You,” Wilbur joked, kissing your temple. 
You gently pushed him, “No actually, I really want yogurt, so pick something that goes well with that.”
“Can we just make a fruit plate?”
You excitedly nodded, if it wasn't for Wilbur, you would not be eating healthy. He really made sure that you were going to live as long as he did. Neither of you could live without the other. If something crazy didn't happen to you, you were going to die from a broken heart.
Wilbur grabbed your phone and started recording, “So um, good morning chat, I’ve had some coffee and more awake now. What you just saw- no you fucking didn't. We’re on the sofa right now and we decided on a fruit plate with yogurt this morning, trying to be a little healthier considering we had ice cream at one am last night. So we’re gonna make that off camera, because if you guys get us to six million subs, we’ll do a cooking stream!”
“Oh we are now?” You questioned. “I was never told about this.”
Wilbur laughed and kissed your temple, “Well you know now, that's good enough innit?”
You shook your head and placed your hand over the camera, Wilbur stopped the recording. You go the fruit out while Wilbur prepared the sink for rinsing and knives for chopping. 
You made the plate look all nice and took it back to the couch. Wilbur placed his arm back over you and grabbed the remote with is free hand while you centered your phone.
“Okay chat, we’re gonna eat and watch tv for a bit, then you're gonna get ready with us. Wilbur has a test shoot at the office today, so we gotta make him look all pretty and obviously personal hygiene is a must... so yeah, brb.”
You two set up another game show to watch, it sorta became your go to show. Especially because there was no storyline and you could talk when you wanted. This was a pretty chill morning, you two enjoyed each other's presence. 
When you finished up, Wilbur took the dishes and you went to the bathroom and cleaned up a little bit. You heard Wilbur go into his closet, so you started recording, “Okay chat, last thing we do before he leaves is actually get ready. Wilbur is getting changed right now so I’m gonna brush my hair out. I can get a little aggressive with the snarls and Wilbur always thinks I'm ripping my hair out so I always do it when he's not around to make sure he doesn't get worried.”
You set the phone in the corner and set it up to record a time lapse. You heard off in distance some light pop type of music, so you knew that Wilbur got his speaker out.
“Are you playing copyrighted music?” You called.
“It’s released Lovejoy!”
You smiled, you always got giddy seeing how happy Wilbur was able to make himself with his own music. You set your brush down and started to wet your toothbrush, Wilbur slid into frame, already jamming out to his own music.
You covered your mouth with your hand stifled your laughter. Wilbur laughed with you and tugged on your waist, trying to get you to dance with him. You aggressively shook your head no, you hated dancing. You would think by now that you would be used to Wilbur and his random dance breaks, but you never came around. 
You looked down in shame as Wilbur attempted to get you to spin around. Once you made it clear that you were not in the mood to dance, Wilbur turned down the music and waddle over to the counter.
You grabbed the camera, “If someone wants a very tall British man, you can come get him. Warning: not fun dance outbreaks.”
“Oh come on now, y/n!” Wilbur wrapped his arms around your waist and placed his head on yours, “Stop pretending like you don't like to dance.” “You know I hate dancing,” You reminded him.
“Well chat, apparently I’m not allowed to have any fun in the morning? But anyway, that was a joke, but- we do really have to get ready. Should we do this Disney Channel style?”
You laughed and shook your head, “No, I think I just want to make sure you don't miss your meeting.”
“That’s at nine! We have time! Please let me have fun with you! It’s going to be such a stressful day!” He pouted with the cutest puppy dogs eyes.
There was no way that you could say no to him, “Alright, what fun we having?”
Wilbur said nothing and prepared his toothbrush like yours, “Last one to finish brushing their teeth has to do the dishes tonight.”
You hated dishes. You were winning this one. You didn't even wait for a countdown. You instantly grabbed your toothbrush and turned on the water with lightening speed. 
“What?!” Wilbur yelled. “That’s not fair!”
You did your best to bump him away, but it literally did nothing. Both of you were laughing very hard but Wilbur quickly caught up. You both fought with your hands, trying to cup a decent amount water. You both managed to get the water into your mouth and you turned to face Wilbur, it came down to who could rinse the fastest. You two just stared at each other, wishing the water around. You were dead serious. You were not doing the dishes tonight. Wilbur kept flaunting his hands around trying get himself to go faster, which ended up in him completely breaking out in laughter and spitting all over your face. It took you by surprise and all that you could you do was laugh to yourself, you eventually spit the water out in the sink, raising your hands in victory. 
“I am so sorry, love!” Wilbur took your hand and guided you into his arms, gently running his hand up and down your back, “I didn't think that would be that hilarious.” “It’s okay,” You laughed and looked back in the mirror. You were completely drenched shoulder up, “It was fun. Better to happen to me than you, you look really nice today for the shoot.” “Thank you,” Wilbur blushed and turned you around, “I think that is enough recording for today. All that we have left to do is leave so... thank you for watching! Subscribe now and remember, cooking stream at six mil! Bye guys!”
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lemonmangosorbet · 3 years ago
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Hello, I am back with my hot takes (aka in-depth analysis) of Arcane episode 4 as I rewatch it and pay excrutiating attention to every scene with Jayce and/or Viktor (actually, I rewatched the episode last week, but then spent hours just taking screenshots of every frame, so I forgot everything I wanted to write in this post sdghkjf)
This one ended up being.....long, so I’ve popped it under a ‘read more’ so it doesn’t clog up people’s feeds - I hope you’ll still read it!
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* First point: how many years have passed between ep.3 and ep.4? Going by how much both Jinx and Ekko have grown up, I’ve gotta say it’s been at least 10 years?? But I’m mad that they skipped all that time when they could have been showing us Jayce & Viktor working together in the lab! I’d literally pay to see a spin-off series that’s just Jayce & Viktor messing around with Hextech for those 10 years between the two episodes :’)
* I don’t understand anyone who can watch Arcane and think that Jayce is egotistical??? The first few minutes of this episode set him up as someone who is modest - Heimerdinger tells him the council have decided Jayce should give the Progress Day speech and Jayce’s instant reaction is “m-me?!” and he stutters and is flustered. These are not the actions of a man who’s got a big ego (Honestly reminds me of some irl mathematicians who dedicate their lives to solving particular famous problems, and when they do solve them, they do not want the fame or glory)
* I also can’t help noticing (and loving) how uncomfortable Jayce looks in any big social situation, and it happens TWICE in this episode. Both times he seeks out someone he knows (first Caitlyn, then Mel) and end up talking in a 1-on-1 conversation with them to get away from the crowds. This man is an introvert - I can feel it in my own introvert bones
* On my first watch of Arcane, I didn’t think much of Viktor using the Hexclaw during the presentation, but now that I know a bit of League of Legends lore, I’m like (Beyonce meme) THE HEXCLAW???? sdghkjf (I guess Viktor using the Hexclaw now is supposed to be foreshadowing for Machine Herald)
* The way Jayce and Viktor look to EACH OTHER FOR APPROVAL after their presentation to Heimerdinger. brb, just crying and throwing up thinking about it
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* Heimerdinger telling Jayce & Viktor to spend 10 years refining the new Hextech portable devices really hurts. I understand it from Heimerdinger’s POV - it’s dangerous to put such powerful devices in the hands of everyone. However, Heimerdinger has a much longer life-span, so to him a decade is a blink of the eye. It’s not like that for Viktor (I suspect he already knows he’s sick but not how sick because they do show him coughing in this episode). Viktor knows his time is limited and he wants to help his fellow Zaunites while he still has a chance to see it. Seeing his disappointment hurts. Seeing Jayce’s big concerned eyes while he looks at Viktor hurts ;-;
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* When Jayce has that 1-on-1 conversation with Mel it is yet again obvious how modest he is. She’s telling him he could be a leader of Piltover and he’s like “Me?? Are you sure???” This man never intended on becoming a leader; he just wanted to play science in his lab
* Just before Jayce’s speech when Viktor looks sick with worry because Jayce isn’t there yet, and then Jayce tells him he should join him to make the address and Viktor’s like “in front of all those people?!” If Jayce is an introvert then Viktor is the super-introvert lmao
* Arcane did something very clever in this scene. Jayce tells Viktor to join him to give the speech because it’s their Hextech dream - Jayce is not trying to steal any of the credit from Viktor (he always says they are partners in Hextech). However, there is a frame of Viktor standing on his own and then (due to the forced perspective) when Jayce puts his Man of Progress mug down, it completely blocks Viktor from view. Definitely foreshadowing of what will happen in the future - Viktor will be expelled from the Academy, become the Machine Herald, and the world will forget his involvment in Hextech and assume it was all Jayce
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* Mister Jayce “oh god I’m forcing this smile and I hate public speaking” Talis
* When Jayce is giving his Progress Day speech and he says “No one in my life expected very much of me” and the camera immediately cuts to Viktor smiling fondly at Jayce (because Viktor was the one who believed in Jayce at his lowest moment)
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* Viktor looked so disappointed when Jayce didn’t reveal the new Hextech innovations they’d been working on and I feel like we were robbed by not seeing how that conversation went down between them after the Progress Day speech
* When they’re brought before the council and Viktor tries to stand and speak up, but Jayce stops him, I know a lot of people have mixed feelings about Jayce’s actions, but he stops Viktor from speaking only so he can take responsibility for the explosion and theft. I am pretty convinced that Jayce is trying to protect Viktor
* This scene is pretty key at setting up Jayce an idealist. He wants to suspend all Hextech use and research to safeguard the population because he thinks it’s the right thing to do. But then the council are like “but think of the economy!” and Jayce is like “what about the safety of the people?”. The man wants to do what’s in the interest of the greater good, and this is gonna keep happening throughout the rest of the series
* When Mel suggests to the rest of the council that Jayce become a new council member, there are two important things that happen: 1) Jayce is reluctant and it’s evident not only in the way he looks, but he actually says ‘no’ out loud. And 2) when Mel is making her proposition, the camera cuts to a shot taken from just behind Viktor and you can HEAR AND SEE HIM take this deep breath, like he is extremely nervous for Jayce and what him becoming a Councillor would mean for them and their Hextech work.
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Ok, I think that’s it. Sorry this ended up being so long, but if you read until the end, then THANKS! ;3;
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bratshaws · 1 year ago
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through the hourglass 235. brb x oc
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a/n: TIME FOR CHAOS (comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)
pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: none uwu
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Beatrice had been bustling around the house, making sure everything was in order for the girls' arrival. She checked the bedrooms to ensure they were clean and cozy, laid out fresh sheets and towels, and even prepared a basket of snacks for the little ones to enjoy during their stay. It was important to her that their nieces felt comfortable and welcomed in their home.
As she glanced at the clock on her phone, Beatrice realized that Leo, Cynthia, and their daughters would be arriving in just a few hours. She had planned some fun activities and meals to keep the kids entertained and well-fed throughout the weekend.
Beatrice walked past Rooster's office and noticed that he was inside, which was quite unusual. He rarely used that space unless it was absolutely necessary. Curiosity piqued, she pushed the door open and stepped inside.
Rooster was seated at his desk, a laptop open in front of him, and a serious expression on his face. He seemed deeply engrossed in whatever he was working on.
"Hey, Roos," Beatrice said, breaking his concentration. "What are you up to in here?"
Rooster looked up, his expression softening as he saw his wife. "Oh, hey, babe. Just some work stuff, nothing too exciting."
Beatrice arched an eyebrow, not entirely convinced. "Work stuff? You rarely use this office. Is something going on? And it’s also," she wraps her arms around his neck from behind, “The weekend.”
Rooster sighed, kissing the inside of her wrist, “Just…some things Cyclone sent me.” he mutters, “About my promotion. It’ll be by the end of this month if everything goes well.” he mutters, holding his head on his free hand as he scrolls down the e-mail, “Plus some extra stuff about the recruits.”
“Hmm.” Beatrice says, propping her chin on his shoulder, “What has he said that we don’t know already? Anything I should know?”
"Well," he began, "Cyclone just mentioned that they're finalizing the details of my promotion. Paperwork,those things,” he holds his gaze on another e-mail, “There’s also stuff about McAllister, he’s been doing a great job too.”
“You must be proud.” she grins, “Your little fanboys are growing up.”
“Hey.” he warns with a smile, tapping her nose, “Not my fanboys.”
“They kinda are,Roos, you know that. And you care about them too.”
He keeps his eyes on her for a little while, his smile widening as he looks back to the screen, “I do. Yeah.” he sighs, arching his brows, “Besides that,there’s just paperwork I gotta finish while at home, but nothing I should worry about too much.”
Beatrice continued to stand behind Rooster, her chin resting on his shoulder as she observed his work. As she watched him, Beatrice noticed a flicker of concern in Rooster's eyes. It was a subtle shift, but she knew him well enough to pick up on it.
"Is something bothering you, Roos?" she asked gently, her fingers tracing soothing circles on his shoulder.
Rooster sighed, leaning back in his chair and turning to face her. "It's just... with the promotion and everything, it means more responsibilities, longer hours, and potentially more time away from home." he rubs his eyes with the tips of his fingers, “Don’t get me wrong,I’m fucking elated, but–”
Beatrice reached out to cup his cheek,” We'll make it work. “ she grins “We always do."
He smiled gratefully, kissing the inside of her palm. "You are a fucking angel, you know that?”
“Well,” she shrugs, “I knew what to expect when I started dating you.” she says, cupping his cheeks to tilt his head up and kiss his forehead, “And I’m used to it by now. You’ll do just fine.” she pauses, “You also deserve this promotion,Bradley.”
“Oh,first name?” he teases, “Really?”
Beatrice turns him around on his chair and holds onto the arms, keeping her eyes level with him, “I love your name.” she grins, “But I also know that it’s useful to say it when I know what is happening in your mind…your dad would be extremely proud of you.”
Rooster's gaze softened as he met Beatrice's eyes. Her words were like a balm to his soul, soothing the insecurities and worries that sometimes crept into his mind. He had come a long way in his Navy career, and he knew, he knew that his father would have been proud of his achievements.
"Thank you, Bea," he said, his voice filled with gratitude. "That means a lot to me. And having you by my side makes everything better."
Beatrice leaned in, capturing his lips in a tender kiss, only breaking to say "And yes, I do use your first name strategically when I want your full attention."
Rooster chuckled, running his fingers through her hair. "Noted. You have my full attention, always."
“Do I?”
“If I ever stop looking at you I’ll get glasses.” he winks, “Good luck keeping my eyes away from you.”
She giggled, checking the time again and thinking that since they still had time and Nikki was asleep in her room, she could spend some time with him. Beatrice eventually sat down on his lap, wrapping her arms on his neck while his hugged her waist, “We still have fifteen minutes before the girls get here.” she says, playing with his shirt, “And I checked everything to make sure they’ll be okay.”
Rooster smiled warmly at Beatrice as she settled into his lap, kissing her shoulder before He caressed her cheek gently with his thumb, his eyes locked onto hers. "Fifteen minutes, huh? What should we do with all that time?" he teased, leaning in to brush his lips against hers in a sweet, lingering kiss.
Beatrice's laughter was like music to his ears, a sound that never failed to make his heart swell with love. "Well, Mr. Aviator," she whispered playfully, her breath warm against his lips, "we could make the most of those fifteen minutes." and she leaned back when he tried to kiss her, “But we both know you’ll need more than fifteen.”
Rooster’s lips were still pursed, only separating as he sighed quietly, pressing his forehead on her shoulder. “You are so right.," he said in a husky voice, "we should probably save the rest for later."
“Hmhm.”
“Later tonight?” he peeks at her,brown eyes twinkling and his brows waggling.
“Not tonight,Roos.” she answers, kissing his forehead, “But soon,hm?”
“Oh,fine.” he leaned back on his chair, bringing Bea with him so she lies on top of his chest, using him as a firm and warm pillow, “...our anniversary is also coming up.” he mutters, “...I just remembered that.”
Beatrice blinks, she also forgot about that detail, “I mean it is in October,Roos.” she whispers, “We still have time, a couple months.” she says, “Why? You have anything in mind already?”
Rooster wrapped his arms securely around Beatrice as she nestled on his chest, his fingers gently tracing circles on her back. “No,not really,” he says, eyes on the ceiling, ‘Just…thinking about it.” and he smiles soon after, “Best years of my life, I have to confess.”
Her heart warmed at that, closing her eyes as she heard his heartbeat while keeping her arms around him. They just sat there, in silence for a few seconds, it was rare for them to sit down and relax like this, doing anything but enjoy each other’s presence. 
Not that they were complaining about life, no,not at all, it was great…but it’s obvious how much their lives changed yet remained the same after they got married. “You think we are a fun couple?’ she asks,her eyes still closed feeling too comfortable to open them,especially when her husband runs his fingers through her brown hair repeatedly.
Rooster continued to stroke Beatrice's hair with a gentle touch, his fingers weaving through the strands as he contemplated her question. After a brief pause, he finally responded, his voice soft and reflective. "Hell yeah. I think we are really fun." he looks down at her, “Why?”
Beatrice smiled contentedly, her eyes still closed but offering him a small shrug ."I  just had to ask. People say marriage changes relationships but, to be honest, it still feels like we’re dating.”
“I mean,sure," he begins , his voice filled with affection. "Marriage might bring changes, but it hasn't changed how much I love being with you. It still feels like we're dating, and I hope it always does."
“Aw,” she coos, “You are so sweet.”
“Not sweet as you.” he smirks, kissing her head, “Love you gorgeous.”
Beatrice opened her eyes, her gaze locking onto Rooster's warm brown eyes. "Love you too," she whispered, leaning in to capture his lips in a sweet, lingering kiss.
They remained in each other's arms, basking in the simple joy of being together. Time might have passed since they first started dating, but their love had only grown stronger with each passing day. And it was obvious.
For everyone.
It wasn't until she heard the sound of tires crunching gravel that she opened her eyes, “Oh the girls!” she sits up on his lap, trying her best to remove his arms from her waist and looking at him when he pouted, “Roos.”
Rooster playfully protested as Beatrice tried to extricate herself from his lap. "Come on, babe," he said with a mischievous grin, "I was enjoying the view."
Beatrice chuckled, shaking her head. "You can enjoy the view later, Roos. The girls are here."
With a tired yet playful sigh, Rooster released her and stood up, following Beatrice to the front of the house.There was a small silhouette peeking on the glass panes, face squished and green eyes moving around in hopes she found who she was looking for…only for a smaller face to appear under hers.
“Alright,” they heard her brother’s voice, “Lemme ring the do–”
“I’ll do it!” Bianca shouted, slamming her palm on the door bell and waking Eleanor, who just appeared out of nowhere with her ears and tails perked up, staring at the door, “Auntie! Uncle! We’re here! Open the dooooor!”
Beatrice and Rooster shared a knowing smile as they heard the excited voices of their niece, on the other side of the door. Beatrice reached the door first, her hand on the doorknob. She couldn't help but feel a rush of warmth and love as she prepared to welcome her nieces inside. Rooster stood beside her, arms crossed and head tilted as he watched.
As soon as Beatrice opened the door, Bianca burst into the house with boundless energy. She was so much bigger already, but she still climbed onto Beatrice like a spider monkey, in fact, she was doing so, wrapping her whole body around her torso.
"Hi auntie!" Bianca exclaimed, her green eyes sparkling with excitement. "We missed you so much!"
“Hi,Bibi.” she looked down, “Hi Éwoyn.” Éwoyn, she just turned two, smiled up at her before wandering inside. As soon as Beatrice looked up ,she blinked at her brother’s tired face. “Hi.”
“Hi.”
“You okay?’
Leonardo looked like he walked through a hurricane and had flashbacks from it, “Yes.” he sighs, holding up both girls’ backpacks, “Thank you guys so much for doing this.”
Beatrice smiled warmly at her brother, understanding the challenges of parenting two energetic young girls. "You know we love having them, Leo," she said, stepping aside to let him in.
Rooster greeted Leonardo with a friendly pat on the back. "Hey, Leo.”
“Hey.”
“You look rough.”
Leonardo sighed with relief as he stepped inside, his daughters' laughter filling the air. "I swear, they have more energy than a tornado." followed by Bianca sliding out of Beatrice’s hold to immediately run to Rooster, giving him a quick hug before she darted off to explore the living room. Meanwhile Éowyn wobbled around, trying to keep up with her big sister. 
Beatrice smiles, crossing her arms "They certainly keep you on your toes."
“Haha,” he laughs nervously, “Ha…yeah…uh, yeah,” he rubs his eyes, “Anyway, everything is in their bags, extra clothes, extra diapers for Éowyn, uhhh,” he unzips to check the contents, furrowing his brows, “Some…snacks? I didn’t put this here–”
“Thanks daddy!” Bianca yanked a bag of gummy worms from inside so fast it was like she was made of speed. 
“Ah.”
“We won’t let her have it often.” Beatrice says, “I promise.”
Leonardo chuckled, his exhaustion momentarily replaced by a sense of relief. "Thanks, guys. I appreciate you taking care of them for the weekend. And don't worry, I know you'll make sure she doesn't turn into a sugar monster." cue to Bianca squealing something, “Even though sometimes, it can be late.” As Bianca enthusiastically dug into her gummy worms, Leonardo knelt down to her eye level. "Hey, Bibi, you promise to be a good girl for Auntie Bea and Uncle Roos, okay?...please?"
Bianca nodded vigorously, her mouth full of gummy worms,sugar all over her cheeks. "I promise!"
Éowyn, on the other hand, was content to explore her surroundings, toddling around the living room with her tiny hands outstretched as she discovered new things to touch and examine.
Leonardo watched his daughters with a mixture of love and exhaustion, grateful for the support of his little sister and her husband. "You guys are lifesavers," he said sincerely. "I know they can be a handful.I’ll make it up to you. I swear."
Rooster shrugged, his warm smile never fading. "Relax Leo, we don’t mind."
Beatrice nodded in agreement. "True, and they’ll be fine."
Leonardo felt more at ease leaving his daughters in their care,hHe gave them a rundown of Bianca and Éowyn's routines, from meal times to bedtime stories, making sure everything was in order. Then he repeated once he remembered more stuff.
"Leo, we've got this," Beatrice reassured him, one hand on his shoulder. "You go enjoy your weekend."
Leonardo's shoulders visibly relaxed as he realized he could finally take a break. He hugged both Beatrice and Rooster tightly. "Thank you, guys. I owe you big time." he backs away to the door, pointing at them, “Promise,I’ll pay you guys in any way I can.”
Rooster patted his brother-in-law's back. "No need for that, Leo. Just take care of yourself and come back refreshed."
With one last glance at his daughters, who were now engrossed in a few of the pictures on the wall, Leonardo reluctantly left his sister's house, promising to return in a couple of days. Beatrice and Rooster watched him go, waving at him from the door.
Once Leonardo was gone, Beatrice and Rooster focused their attention on Bianca and Éowyn. Bianca had finished her gummy worms and was now walking on her hands and knees…except as if she was in the Exorcist. “Bibi.” Beatrice calls, “Honey,don’t do that.”
“I’m okay!’ she continues spider walking in the living room, her little sister chose to sit on the couch instead, “Look!” and now she’s walking on her hands only, “No legs!”
Beatrice couldn't help but chuckle at Bianca's playful antics. "Alright little miss acrobat" she teased,placing both hands on her waist and gently pulling her back down. "But be careful, sweetheart. We don't want you to get hurt."
Bianca giggled and continued her imaginative play, enjoying the attention from her aunt and uncle. Once she was in solid ground, she blinked, “Where’s Nikki?” she asks, blonde hair whipping as she looks around, “Is she napping?”
Beatrice exchanged a knowing glance with Rooster. "Nicole's taking her afternoon nap, sweetheart," she replied, her voice gentle. "She'll join us in a little while." Bianca, while satisfied with that answer, continued back to her Cirque du Soleil moments and walked away much like before.
Once they were at a safe distance, Beatrice looked back at him, “Well LC.” she smiles, “You ready for this weekend?”
Rooster smirked, inhaling quietly and nodding his head once, “Always,gorgeous.”
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