#bratty crouch jr

[starlicca]

I don't think we talk about moonkiller as much as we should

Like, they are the fucking ship of the fucking shipps

I mean, I like everything that's kind of punk and I'm a rocker so seeing Remus as a rocker (even metalhead) dating a punk guy is so WOOOW

I don't even have a word for it so it's a little freaky

[remuslupinlovebot]

BARTY CROUCH JR IS A BOTTOM. HE BEGS FOR EVANS COCK. ACCEPT IT. SEE THE LIGHT.

[kat-xox]

every time google docs autocorrects barty to bratty i think this might be it for me. this might be the one where i don't make it.

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

barty crouch jr? more like bratty crouch jr

[unholy-stick-soup]

Hiiii! <3

I'm Pandora, I'm 16, I'm a ravenclaw! I have a brother, Evan. I'm genderqueer and my Pronouns are they/she/it with a preference for they/them but she/it I don't mind, I'm pansexual and have autism.

Just a bit whimsical<3

People I know!

Barty @bratty-crouch-jr

James @james-slash-jamie

Regulus @sunsekker

Lily @lily-petals-falling

Peter @petey-the-rat

Marlene @marleneisabadbitch

Remus @lupin-remy Evan @evs-the-rose

(RP ACC)

(My main is @t-biasss)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the baftas: my eyes need bleach after the livestream chat.

I SAID I WOULD COME TO TUMBLR AND SLUT-SHAME ALL OF YOU, AND YOU BET YOUR GODDAMN BILDADDY I'M HERE TO DO IT. First, a huge thank you to @good-usernames-were-taken, Valerie, for enabling this entire chaos and streaming it. And of course to Disappointment the Main Maggot.

Second, as per requests from you maggots, I have to give an honourary mention to the tragic lack of an emotional support gaseous orange, the late half-eaten packet of Lays on my desk, and my nearly empty can of Monster energy. Idk either, you asked for the mentions you got them.

Without further ado, presenting the BAFTA Awards 2024:

I am busy drawing out the neckline stitches of Crowley's wedding dress, when I am reminded of the stream and I crash into it midway. Little do I know what I am getting into.

Everyone is here for David Tennant. No one is here for the actual awards. This is made very clear very quickly.

KNEES. JUST KNEES. ALL EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT, THROUGHOUT THE STREAM, IS DAVID TENNANT'S KNEES. ARE YOU ALL OKAY WHAT THE FRESH HELL.

For context, David is in a kilt for the first half. I finally see why my relatives disapprove of skirts above knee-length. I never knew humanity's unholy worship of knees till I came here.

SOMEONE ASKS IF DAVID HAS TANNED HIS KNEES. MAGGOTS. PLEASE.

We interrupt our regular scheduled program of David knees to have an intense discussion about British versus French humour, and the misgendering of croissants.

RDJ wins an award and calls his wife his Alpha and Omega.

We're back to the knees. I can't handle how slutty David's knees are, says a worthy maggot.

This goes into a discussion about tickets for David's Macbeth, because, you guessed it, the kilt and the knees.

A lot of gorgeous and talented women in the BAFTAs tonight. I am floored.

I am not allowed to dwell in my awe because the chat is not a place of the lord. Curtain calls of Macbeth are discussed with unnecessary lasciviousness.

Thankfully, in the midst of this, I get a great Zodiac pattern reference for Crowley's wedding dress cummerbund. I was going to have to research the night sky for star charts but this is better.

People show their beautiful brainrot-induced Doc Marten purchases.

The knee thirst has moved into X-rated territory. I am terrified.

A song is sung in memory of film industry people who passed away this year, and people are sad about Dumbledore but at the same time are imagining Aziraphale and Crowley dancing to the song. The brainrot is real.

I accidentally spoil Saltburn's freakshow for someone. When I ask how I can make up for it, they say something about GOAD. I'm alarmed. Is that an OnlyFans, I ask. It's Good Omens After Dark, the chat answers. Is THAT an OnlyFans, I ask. Close enough, the chat says.

David has now changed outfits to a suit, which finally makes people pay attention to the BAFTAs, if only to alternatively thirst over the suit and bemoan the loss of knees.

Things, uh, happen, which I will have to include as quotes in another post. Cheers, @thearoacemess and @vitrilol.

Barty Crouch Jr is debated about as the Wolfstar child. Bratty Crouch Jr is said to be Crowley.

I obtain a banana, which I associate with blowjobs.

@thearoacemess talks about someone deepthroating a seven-inch banana without a hitch.

The stream does a flashback to the kilt time. It is a mistake. @queermarzipan barrels in and is being too slutty about the knees.

I tell them they need jesus, and they yell about how they've gone to mass twice today and they're an atheist.

Thankfully, @vitrilol starts chanting about the glory of Ireland. The only thing that will distract Marzipan from David Tennant is Ireland.

He proceeds to start screech-singing in all caps.

🎵IRELAND IIIRELAND TOGETHER STANDING TALLLL.🎵

The BAFTAs end. People are still thirsting over David Tennant.

🎵I KNOW YOU'RE MISSING HOME IT'S SO LONG SINCE YOU'VE BEEN🎵

Uh, more dubious things about David, suits and the absence of said suits are discussed. I'm trying my damndest not to notice.

🎵AND THE LIFE YOU HAD IN DUBLIN NOW AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A DREAM🎵

There is accidental Mascot lore: I am apparently from a different timeline (I mixed up timeline and timezone) and that's how Apollo deposited me in an illegal sushi restaurant where I became Neil Gaiman and Michael Sheen's intellectual child.

I am compared to a cat.

TOM HIDDLESTON AND DAVID TENNANT WERE IN THE STAGED-LIKE THING IN THE BEGINNING AHAHAHAHAH LOKI AND CROWLEY MY TWO CELESTIAL GENDERFLUID ICONS.

OKAY so I will end the summary here and make a list of out of context quotes in a new post. Because. Boy oh boy. That deserves its own post.

[james-slash-jamie]

HI!!

Hi guys!! James Potter here at your service

Gryffindor!!!!!!!!

my pronouns he/him and I'm pansexual !!

I have a crush but you'll never know who ;)

I'm 17 and I have ADHD

likes: taking photos, helping my friends, quidditch, my friends, music (specifically ABBA and queen), jumpers

dislikes: spiders, loud annoying noises, quietness, hot weather

ppl I know!!:

@bratty-crouch-jr Barty!!

@sunsekker Regulus!!

@lily-petals-falling Lily!!

@evs-the-rose Evan!!

@petey-the-rat Pete!!

@marleneisabadbitch marls!!

@lupin-remy Moony!!

ooc: this is an rp blog if you don't like it leave!! we do not support Jkr at all

contact @thevampireslovelywife to join

[lily-petals-falling]

Hey its Lily ❀seventeen ❀she/her ❀gryffindor <3

I love reading and writing, quidditch not so much but i go anyways to watch marls play <3

people i know <3

❀ @marleneisabadbitch - marleneeee

❀ @james-slash-jamie - james

❀ @petey-the-rat - pete

❀ @bratty-crouch-jr - barty

❀ @sunsekker - regulus

❀ @evs-the-rose - evann

❀ @unholy-stick-soup - pandoraaa

my tags:

#lily’s loves <3 - for my moots,

#lily has a natter- normal posts

#lily’s love letters - my writing/vents <3

[ooc: this is an rp acc if you dont like it dni, my main acc is @permetutotheworld and if you want to join pls contact @the-vamires-lovely-wife]

[beetlethebards-second-coming]

congrats @james-slash-jamie @bratty-crouch-jr

Never would’ve seen this one coming tbh

[sunshinemarauders]

Why do people babygirl-ify Death Eaters?

Hi everyone! I'm back with more of my research!

After returning to the marauders fandom to study it, I was particularly interested in why fans were drawn to characters that were canonically death eaters. I understood the obsession with Regulus Black and Draco Malfoy- they were canonically children and they canonically defied the Death Eaters, but I was curious about Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch Jr. To my (pretty extensive) knowledge, all we know about them is that they're Death Eaters, they're Wizard Nazis. So why did I, in doing my research, keep finding people saying these two characters were their "babygirls"? It concerned both me and my professor, who thought it indicated a bigger problem within fandom as a whole. The ability to think that making a character queer erases them of their ties to the Death Eaters is, in my opinion, dangerous. How will this be played out in the real world? Will we see actual Nazis, or actual terrorists, or actual war criminals be called babygirls?

This is a short summary of why people said they think people "babygirl-ify" Rosekiller (Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch Jr.) from my research. As always, if you have any questions or if you want to chat about any of this, reach out to me! My asks are open

Because its fun

I truly think it has less to do with their evilness, and more to do with what we have in canon. We know characters Draco Malfoy, we know what they're like, what they've done. Then, we see something 'uncharacteristic' and it stands out, like a literary uncanny valley. It stands out, and if someone was to try, I know I'd just swipe past it. However, when you compare them to "empty vessel" name-only characters, because we don't have many fully-fleshed out evil characters in the material, it's easy to slap a babygirl sticker all over him, and be like oh its my headcanon. A popular character, with facts and details about them, will stand out when you make a new headcanon that doesn't fit inside what we know about HP. I think characters like Barty, Evan, and even Regulus, are ragdolled around and basically original by the time nearly anyone writes them. This isn't a condemnation! Just how I understand it.

People started to realize that Regulus was an interesting character himself, rather than him being a bratty younger sibling to Sirius. Therefore he had to have friends, so we started to see a surge in Evan and Barty. In the early Reggie appreciation era (early 2022) we saw quite a bit of Bartylus, but that has died down as people like to think of Jegulus as their endgame now. I also think that fanfiction greatly shapes the minds of the fandom, especially well written popular ones. The first and most prominent one that Rosekiller character appears in is Just Lovers (like we were supposed to be) on ao3 by bizarrestars. Here, they are playful and sarcastic best friends of Reggie who help him through his lil emotions. Everyone loved them so much that the zar (the author) gave us their own lil intermission of it.

Because it's fun! I really don't think it's deeper than that. People started liking Regulus and then they decided that his friends could be nice too, and then they decided that his friends could be queer or even dating each other and they could be babygirls and who cares it's just fun. I'm not a big Rosekiller shipper and I'm more of a Wolfstar girl lately (but that's just because most of the Jegulus fics are sooo poor quatlity, like yes I know that Regulus is mean, but if you make him an absolute ass with no redeaming qualites I'm not gonna want them to get together) so I might not have the most insight on this, but I don't really with there's a deeper reasoning here other than the fact that it's fun.i guess because people just wanted to see them as "normal teenagers" like the marauders, like to remember that before they became death eaters they were boys as well doing stupid things and getting in trouble like everyone else did, and also because they fit well into regulus' potential circle of friends, idk i like the idea that the three of them (evan, barty and reg) were friends in school and then they took different paths where regulus "got" his redemption arc and the others just went insane following voldemort's ideals, i guess i just love angst and it would be a tragic story of how their friendship ended tbh

For a long time we had very few Slytherin students in the Marauders era, and whether we like it or not Slytherin is the most popular house of Harry Potter, people love characters with tragic pasts and dubious morality and also they are characters with very poor description and easy to shape in their personal desire, I don't think that's wrong, but I have no interest in them as characters, to me they're just irrelevent, occasionally appearing in my ideas for fanfics I'll never write, usually as future death eaters

i think the current fandom is less inclined to read/write self-insert fics or OCs, and evan and barty are essentially blank slates that authors can overlay whatever personality they want to that will help fill out their story. also, it’s fun to add characters to the slytherin house during years we don’t know much about. also x2, most fics aren’t writing about them killing people and enjoying it. i don’t think the fact that they were death eaters is the reason people are babygirl-ifying them or wanting to ship them.

this is a very interesting question, and i haven’t thought about it in these terms. personally, as i mentioned briefly in the last question, i hate babygirl-ification in general. i don’t like the way that it infantilizes men, and despite the fact that in this case they’re fictional, i’ve seen it happen with real people several times (dan and phil, crankgameplays, even markiplier a little bit). it has very weird connotations and i just don’t vibe with it at all. he’s not your softboy cinnamon roll babygirl, he’s a man in his 20s. it’s just odd to me, and i’m FTM transgender, so i’ve seen it happen to trans men too and it just feels gross to me. like i’m not softboy cinnamon roll i’m just. a guy. i am literally just a guy. but like in general i hate the concept of babygirl-ifying anyone, as for it being characters without a redemption arc, i think it’s because they got popular in a fic where they were never evil in the first place. i could be wrong, but from what i noticed barty and evan only became liked characters in Just Lovers, which is a no-voldemort AU, meaning they were never death eaters. and they were given nicer roles in the story to serve the plot and further regulus’ character development. like they only got a better reputation because the author needed them to for the plot and they were in a setting where that made sense, and ever since then they’ve been big characters. like i don’t think it’s necessarily about them in canon at all. i think people liked who they were in that one story and it just kind of exploded from there and now they’re being written with redemption arcs in other works too. and really, i don’t see anything wrong with that. i will say i am Not A Fan of those AUs where someone joins the death eaters to save someone else, like james joining for reg, i refuse to touch them. that’s icky to me. but yeah idk. i don’t like babygirl on the whole, i think it’s gross and infantilizing and weird, but as for why these characters are getting that treatment, i think it’s literally just because of a fic they read where they were interesting characters and weren’t morally reprehensible and it’s snowballed from there.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Bratty Barty Crouch Jr

Hehe it rhymes

[all-bart-and-bite]

uhhhh @bratty-crouch-jr and @bat-b0y-barty I think

woah okay. @all-bart-and-bite that threat was getting clogged so remind me who’s all part of the barty-verse so far?

[toutallyahoe]

drabble dump pt7

requested by: –

pairing(s): various x male reader

warnings: cursing, character death, hints of smut

a/n: still thinking about bratty power bottom heisenberg *sighs*

"liar" — takamo keigo / hawks (boku no hero academia)

"We'll always be together, right?" Keigo asked, his tone uncharacteristically soft as he watched the city's buzzing with life.

"Why would you ask such a stupid question?" Keigo heard [Name] chuckle. "Of course we'll be together."

Keigo smiled as he laid his head on [Name]'s shoulder. "Yeah... together... always," he softly muttered, holding [Name]'s hand and intertwined their fingers together.

"We'll always be together, Keigo-kun," [Name] sang as he laid his head on Keigo's. "Always..."

'Liar.' Keigo angrily thought as he stood alone in the place they used to watch the city.

"You're such a liar, [Name]."

"pretty much" — john marston (red dead redemption 2)

"Let me guess this straight," [Name] started as he rubbed his temple.

"You... and... and Jack got in trouble by... what was it again?" He trailed off as he glared at John in annoyance. "Marston?"

The said man let out an incoherent grumble as he avoided eye contact. [Name] turned to the young boy who was bashfully looking at the ground, eyes softening at Jack.

"Kiddo?" Softly calling out the young child. "What did you dad do again?"

"Papa beat this meanie up!" Jack exclaimed.

"Right," [Name] said, patting Jack. He then turned to John. "Marston?"

"That's... pretty much it..."

"lucky" — shinsō hitoshi (boku no hero academia)

Hitoshi narrowed his purple eyes as a frown on his lips. "What?" Hitoshi asked as he put down his phone and turned his attention fully to the [Hair color] haired male who was looking at him.

[Name] merely smiled as he pulled Hitoshi closer towards him and nuzzled his head on Hitoshi's neck.

"Nothing..." [Name] murmured. "I'm just thinking how lucky I am to have Hito-chan accept my confession."

Hitoshi rolled his eyes at [Name]'s words as he made himself comfortable and went back to browsing on his phone. A smile on Hitoshi's lips.

"Whatever you say, idiot."

"at first sight" — bartemius "barty" crouch jr (harry potter)

Barty's breath hitched as he almost dropped the wineglass he was holding. The young man stood frozen as his eyes followed [Name] who had a boyish grin on his lips.

Barty felt something inside him stirred as he saw the [Hair color] haired man laugh and talked to the other guests.

Barty watched the man that captured his attention, wondering what was burning deep inside him.

Then he saw the man turned to look at his direction. A smile. The man sent him a smile then went back to talking to the others.

Barty fell. He fell at first sight.

"alright" — john marston (red dead redemption 2)

"Hey," John softly said as he watched [Name] turned to look at him and nodded.

"Hey," he heard [Name] hummed as he went back to looking at the fire. John decided to join and sit beside the other man.

"Are you..." John started as he bit his bottom lip. "Are you alright...?"

[Name] paused for a second as he looked at the fire burning, thinking deeply on John's question. [Name] then let out a deep chuckle.

"If I had to be honest, Marston? I ain't," [Name] said. "But it'll turn out alright in the end... it always does for us..."

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[thistlecatfics]

I’m splitting my @hprarepairfest rec list into three: Bratty Femmes, Angsty Boys* and Giggles with Gilderoy*  (*and others). 

Do mind the tags on these! Some fics include incest and underage, among other common squicks. If the theme of my bratty femmes rec list was Narcissa and Pansy having great sex and making bad decisions, the theme of this one is Sirius, Regulus, dub con and angst. 

Absolute favorites marked with **

Sirius/Regulus

**With A Whisky Chaser by @vdoshu (3.5k, M)

They say that a person’s Animagus form can impart behaviours. Impulses. Maybe that’s why Sirius has always chased. He’d chased after Peter. He’s chasing the bottom of the bottle. And soon, he’ll chase the ghost of his brother’s memory.

This is so haunting and gorgeous and simple and complex at the same time. Ooof what an ending. I love how Sirius's relationship with Regulus is woven throughout without ever being named explicitly - because how would Sirius even be able to name it explicitly? These two fucked up brothers!! I love them. I don't think I'll ever get tired of reading about Sirius with a drinking problem haunted by his family in OotP, and this was such a perfect addition to the genre.

Dog Teeth by dalula (2k, E)

 “But we’re not brothers anymore, haven’t you said so?"

The balance of degradation and love and shame and desire is so perfectly done. Stunning.

La Petite Folie by ticigi (5k, E) 

During the holidays, Sirius was kept from his friends. His mother didn’t want him associating with those below their family. The only person he has access to is his brother. Luckily, he’s slim and pretty.

Hot classic dirtywrong. The author’s dark, cruel Sirius is everything. The dub con of it all! And then the care at the end. I also loved how embedded within the Black family they felt - Orion and Walburga were key figures in the fic despite having almost no screen time.

Other Slash

**The Cost of Survival by @vdoshu (Peter Pettigrew/Barty Crouch Jr, 11k, M)

Peter likes the way that people look at him because he’s a Marauder. He likes the way that he’s invited along to get-togethers during the summers, the way that people pass him drinks and snacks at Quidditch after-parties, the way that people don’t laugh about him when he’s within earshot. He likes the way that everyone knows who he is, and pretends to like him. But he likes the way that Barty treats him even more.

Dark and fascinating and takes Peter SERIOUSLY in the best way. See my rec post.

He Looked Just Like James by storyofeden (Sirius/Harry, 1k, E)

“Harry was the spitting image of James like this, all wild hair and chin messy with drool. James, though…James had never sucked his cock like this. So enthusiastically. So lovingly. Merlin, it felt like worship."

I will never get tired of OotP Sirius/Harry fics. This was such a delightfully dark and dangerous and hot little fic!

Till Tomorrow and Till Death by me <3 (Remus/Regulus, 11k, M)

Regulus, the traitor to the Dark Lord, was given to the werewolves as punishment. Regulus wished he knew if Remus was trying to help him or hurt him.

Is it uncouth to put your own fic on a rec list? Don’t care. I love this fic.

Bonus: Angsty Lesbians

Shades of Dawn by @corvuscrowned (Ginny/Lavender, 2.6k, E)

It happens once a month — the full moon fades in the black night sky, replaced with the pink light of dawn. Ginny’s Floo sparks — vibrant green, devoured by gold and amber light. And out spills Lavender Brown.

Such gorgeous writing. A real ache in the chest and lump in your stomach of a fic. Something that'll stick with me for a while.

**Healer on Duty by @yletylyf (Alecto Carrow/Poppy Pomfrey, 6k, E)

Poppy Pomfrey has seen a lot of suffering through her years as a Healer. The regime change at Hogwarts brought it to a new level, with the Carrows putting children on her infirmary cots almost daily. Speaking out against the Death Eaters only made it worse. Perhaps she needed to work with the new power structure instead.

I love the questions of complex morality and loyalty woven throughout and just how deeply real both Alecto and Poppy feel. Plus, their constant fights and sex are wonderful. An amazing fic. 

[ao3feed-snape]

Counting Bodies Like Sheep

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/lWwjKMu

by Rabenschnabel

Due to interference in the duel between Dumbledore and Grindelwald, the course of history is altered: An uneasy alliance between Grindelwald and the Nazis pushes back the allied forces and secures victory at the last minute. Eventually crowned God Emperor of New Greater Britain, Grindelwald abolishes the Statute of Secrecy and plunges British Society into a new kind of Dark Age.

During those turbulent times, promising Ravenclaw student Harry Potter tries his best to enjoy his teenage years: he's made it into Headmaster Riddle's Alchemy elective, but with his brother James dead set on joining the moribund border defense forces, and his best friend Barty living through his own personal hell, enjoying the simple things in life feels ignorant at best and bratty at worst.

And then there's the added difficulty of Riddle suddenly owing him a life debt…

Words: 5739, Chapters: 1/40, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Bartemius Crouch Jr., Firenze (Harry Potter), Alice Longbottom, Regulus Black, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Evan Rosier, Rubeus Hagrid, Bartemius Crouch Sr., Gellert Grindelwald, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, James Potter, Sirius Black, Fenrir Greyback

Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Sirius Black/James Potter, Lily Evans Potter/Severus Snape, Bartemius Crouch Jr. & Harry Potter, Bartemius Crouch Jr. & Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter & James Potter

Additional Tags: Alternate History, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe - Gellert Grindelwald Wins, Not Canon Compliant - Fantastic Beasts Movies, Horcruxes, Alchemy, Wards (Harry Potter), Magic is Might, Asexual Character, I research alchemy so you don't have to, Mentor Tom Riddle, Explicit Sexual Content, Graphic Description of Corpses, War, life debts, Institutionalised kidnapping, Please don't have my head for historical accuracy or rather the lack thereof I'm doing my best, Sane Tom Riddle, Kill the Dumbledore become the Dumbledore, harry and james are brothers

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/lWwjKMu

[crouchcs-blog]

BARTY BRATTY CROUCH JR  —  MOODBOARD  [ 1 / ? ]