#brainlets

[hotvampireadjacent]

#bro just playing the youtube algorithm they dont mean it

OH YEAH I understand just....imaging a world where fish actively chose to be assholes is hilarious...and honestly? I've seen some fish that make me question if they do sometimes, make a concious choice, to be assholes.

realistically, I know they aren't going out of their way to be jerks to each other and it's just fish brain at work. but this video is super funny and if any video was evidence that fish can decide to be assholes this would be compelling.

I'm looking at fish care videos and this is fucking send me. Fish do not comprehend morality and the idea of labeling them evil is so funny. The idea of fish morality is so funny imagine a fish actively making a choice to just be a giant asshole. LMFAO

[wojakgallery]

Title/Name:  Wojak seething brain fire Wojak Series: Brainlet (Variant),  Crying (Variant). Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Brainlet Wojak

[loversgothic]

cooking something for garble i promise

[abhorrenttheorizer]

Some Sky titling nomenclatures or some shit

So a HC of mine I wanted to briefly mention is naming titles for Sky's people, and how children, adults, elders, and Megabird are addressed. I may expand on this later.

Firstly, Skids and child spirits (at the time they were alive) name themselves, as to their people, identity is very important, so parents will not name their children and instead leave them to choose when they're old enough. Sometimes the results are disastrous, and you'll have adults in esteemed positions named "Grass" or something.

Rythulian naming customs tend to keep to what is natural, visible, tangible, and so on. So names such as "Butterfly", "Cliff's Edge", "Dove", "Meteor", "Beetle", and so on are quite common. Symbolic or implicit names are less common, only found in those who have changed their name later in life, or didn't choose a name for themselves until they deemed themselves old enough to do so.

Lastly, is the usage of pronouns and gendered titles.

Idk if I should link an earlier post, but I hc that Sky's people and Rythulians in general, through all stages of their development, are physiologically hermaphrodic. When relating to gonochoric specimens, they will use separate nouns, but for themselves, pronouns are largely used for titles, and not for denoting any kind of gender.

"They" or "He" is used for children, adolescents, and adult Rythulians, and they may be used interchangeably. The elders are almost exclusively referred to as "He". "She" is almost exclusively reserved for Megabird.

Megabird is referred to as "she", because she is the only entity that brings the birth of new children, as adults of their species neither give birth nor lay eggs (I may briefly go into how I imagine these things reproduce, but that's a post for another time), instead relying on their unborn to be gestated in stars within the body of Megabird. Without her, new souls cannot be born and those who have died cannot be reborn.

Daleth, who shepherds newborn children down to the Isle, among other things relating to the guidance and guardianship of newborns to young children, may also be referred to as "she", thanks to his role in aiding the birth of new Rythulians. However Daleth is only referred to as "she" in the context of shepherding souls. In other contexts, he is 'he' along with the other elders.

Elders are referred to as "he" because they aren't explicitly joined within Megabird like the people they guard over are, and besides Daleth, have no role in facilitating or aiding the birth of new souls. Because of this, they are farther away from the connected existence descendant Rythulians have.

As for titling, it's fully dependent on the role that the descendants, ancestors, elders, and Megabird herself have.

Words like "king", "lord", and "god", to name a few have female counterparts such as "queen", "lady", and "goddess", since they are high esteeming titles that may be applied to Megabird.

However words like "prince", "sir", "mister", and so on only have their masculine counterparts with no feminine equivalents, since they are lesser esteemed titles that, if applied to Megabird, would be considered disrespectful.

[stinkyturd]

I fr need to stop texting and start writing someone smack some sense into me...

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

Ngl kinda weird to me that other vidya movies can play fast n loose with character backstories/timelines and that’s just fine but Borderlands does it and suddenly it’s a problem

[tandytoaster]

"Pumped up kicks didn't age well" WHY DO YOU THINK IT WAS WRITTEN WHY DO YOU THINK IT WAS WRITTEN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[slugass]

how to call out anti-autistic ableism:

USE A FUCKING BRAINLET, THE VISUAL VERSION OF CALLING SOMEONE THE FUCKING R-SLUR, SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO MOCK DISABILITY, BOTH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL, TO REPRESENT THE BIGOT, BECAUSE IT COULD NEVER BE NON-(MENTALLY) DISABLED PEOPLE DOING THE BIGOTRY MOST OF THE TIME, RIGHT???

I’M SURE THAT WON’T MAKE YOU LOOK HYPOCRITICAL AND ABLEIST AT ALL.

[mockiatoh]

It’s intellectually dishonest to pretend that Hamas has been innocently and benignly trying to negotiate a ceasefire that will benefit all parties involved while Israel has viciously been refusing.

It is also intellectually dishonest to pretend that Israel has been innocently and benignly trying to negotiate a ceasefire that will benefit all parties involved while Hamas has been viciously refusing.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Milky Way is so goofy I’ll pick him up for something and he doesn’t struggle he just accepts it. “Oh we’re going somewhere? 🐍👍”

No thoughts head empty animal no idea how they survive in the wild.

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Title/Name: A Collection of Wojaks with MAGA hats Wojak Series:  Brainlet (Variants), Soyjak (Variants), Crying (Variants), Yes Chad (Variant), Animal (Variant), Blobjak (Variant), Feels Guy (Variant), NPC (Variants) Images by: Unknown Main Tag: MAGA Wojaks

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[rogerharkness]

🎵 Mad Lib 🎵

This was done five years ago, was one of my favorites, looks like, she got it right. Another Liberal who supports Trump.

[edwardscissorfeet]

girard is so crazy fuck him actually

[abhorrenttheorizer]

everyone say happy birthday to the birthday girl! it's his quinceañera today!!! (he is not Mexican and also he is 64 years old)

gonna spoil some basic info shit under the cut cause i get cripplingly autistic over this gd cooling gel mattress creature and im a sucker for headcanons... might post more later when my brain isn't leaking out of my ears /aheemheem

mr grumpy was born the youngest of a litter of 7 on march 5th, 1960 at 1:33AM. the rest of his siblings are cringe OCs minus his eldest sibling, mr grumble, who was born March 4th, 1960 at 10:17PM/22:17.

he was born in a rural territory in north conway, new hampshire to a french canadian father and a chilean mother.

he's technically trilingual but finds his chilean and french canadian sides "humiliating", as his first language is english.

he is autistic and wasn't properly diagnosed until he had already earned geezer status (this is a hill i am willing to die on, there's canon "proof", at least in the 2008 show)

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Everybody shut the fuck up and look at my children

[cuntwrap--supreme]

You've heard of toxic masculinity/manosphere content, now prepare for

Toxic femininity/femosphere (?????)