local-chicken-man

[local-chicken-man]

Do you like TMNT? If so what’s your favorite series?

(Personally I like rise :])

Uh…I like the 2012 TMNT, or the films. Like, idk, sometimes I like the goofy art, but for the most part I enjoy just looking at the characters at like…four in the morning when I woke up two or three hours before I usually do. That kinda shit.

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Boop!

💥

[local-chicken-man]

Back from my little break, I’m feelin much much better and yeah! I’ve just been cuddling with my cat Panini and drawin and stuff, making things and giving them away, that kinda stuff!

So, I’ll try to do what I can to respond to things like stuff on my ask blogs, all that, so be prepared for what’s to come

[local-chicken-man]

(MOD TALKING)

I’ll be taking a bit of a break from Tumblr for a bit since I’m feeling a little unwell, but I swear I’ll return soon!

My main is @misterradiation and ofc if you don’t know my other ask is @ask-gale-waterdeep, so you can look back at those if you want.

So if anyone is going to ask, I might not answer, sorry!

It’s legit just the burnout is getting to me and I’ve had a splitting headache for the entirety of this day and I hate it sm

[local-chicken-man]

i once fed hot wings to chickens

Please get away from me, you heinous beast.

[local-chicken-man]

What would you do if I

Eats beer, with the glass, and leaves

Idk…I guess I’ll die.

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E

uh…yeah, you do that, I guess.

… (just shuffles away)

[local-chicken-man]

You inspired me to get my own chickens! The first chicken is named--

Nugget.

I…I’m not sure whether to be scared why or absolutely losing it about how cute that name is. Eh, I guess both.

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why don’t you ever talk to me when you’re at work? i just want to make your shift better pookie 🥲🥲

I’m…trying to do my job? I, oh I dunno, don’t want to get fired? you nag me enough as is, so…you’ll live without talking to me at work.

[local-chicken-man]

Happy late Spirit's Eve Shane!

Did Jas get a lot of candy? I bet she did. 💜

mhm, we had a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it, heh…fell asleep hard after.

I’m surprised I had a good time, but Jas is happy, so it makes sense.

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*MWAAAAAAAAAAH*

💋💋💋💋💋

Buh…please stop kissing me…I’m literally dead now.

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THE DUCKS ARE REVOLTING

what.

[local-chicken-man]

Do you dip ice cream into your fries?

I said get out.

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🪼🪼🪼

*Stings you*

Wtf…bro I’m literally dead.

[local-chicken-man]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

I think this person right here is under the influence. Please, stay away from me.

[local-chicken-man]

Do you dip fries into your ice cream?

Get out. The door is right there, bud.

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You like my pfp?

That poor cat…