#the visual depiction of rectal prolapse

[abhorrenttheorizer]

everyone say happy birthday to the birthday girl! it's his quinceañera today!!! (he is not Mexican and also he is 64 years old)

gonna spoil some basic info shit under the cut cause i get cripplingly autistic over this gd cooling gel mattress creature and im a sucker for headcanons... might post more later when my brain isn't leaking out of my ears /aheemheem

mr grumpy was born the youngest of a litter of 7 on march 5th, 1960 at 1:33AM. the rest of his siblings are cringe OCs minus his eldest sibling, mr grumble, who was born March 4th, 1960 at 10:17PM/22:17.

he was born in a rural territory in north conway, new hampshire to a french canadian father and a chilean mother.

he's technically trilingual but finds his chilean and french canadian sides "humiliating", as his first language is english.

he is autistic and wasn't properly diagnosed until he had already earned geezer status (this is a hill i am willing to die on, there's canon "proof", at least in the 2008 show)