#brain fart gang

[samuraisharkie]

idk what to say but hiiiiiiii ^_^ hi

omg hiiiiiiii

[codesquire]

Man, I had a brainfart just now...

"Der Kommissar" comes on, and I think to myself, "This doesn't sound like After the Fire, who else did this song...?

Oh, yeah, motherfuckin' Falco.

[corroded-hellfire]

I just realized it's them. Eddie, the Reader, and my kids.

It would be funny if they were watching the movie and Eddie teases them that they look like kittens and some say it's actually them as a family.

I needed to write this. Was very compelled to write about Eliza making everyone watch this movie lol. I hope you like what my crazy brain came up with!

Previously talked about on this ask too 😻

Words: 1.4k

[As You Wish masterlist]

Family movie nights have become rarer as the boys have gotten older, but the tradition hasn’t been altogether lost. Once in a while you can wrangle the boys down for an evening of snacks and family bonding. 

Luke is laid out on the floor as per usual, on his stomach and pounding down Doritos and Mountain Dew like a man starved, not a 14-year-old boy who just had three large helpings of baked ziti not an hour ago. Ryan occupies the La-Z-Boy lounger that is effectively known as Wayne’s chair, it being the older man’s favorite spot in the household. The older Munson brother’s attention is currently half on the movie and half on the girl he likes at school. 

Eliza is sitting cozy on the couch between you and Eddie. At some point during the movie, she’ll end up snuggled against either you or her father, but right now she’s content enough to sit on her own, her pink unicorn blanket spread out over her lap and little legs. 

Eddie is slouched against an arm of the couch but has his arm draped along top, the tips of his fingers just barely able to brush over the back of your neck. So, of course, that’s what he’s been doing since the movie started. You sit hip to hip with your daughter, a bowl of popcorn balanced on your thigh that she and you keep taking kernels from.

As the song Everybody Wants to Be a Cat ends, Eddie smiles to himself. He sees his children in all three of the troublemaking kittens that were just singing and dancing around on screen. 

Ryan notices and raises an eyebrow at his father. “The singing cartoon cats making ya happy, Dad?”

Eddie rolls his eyes and flicks a pretzel in his eldest child’s direction.

“No, smartass. I was just thinking how they remind me of you guys.”

Luke rolls on his side so he can look at his dad over his shoulder.

“Did I grow a tail I wasn’t aware of? I’d like to think you’d keep me updated on that kind of thing, Dad.”

“You’re the little wiseass cat,” Eddie says, gesturing to the screen with his chin. “The orange one that tries to act all tough.”

“Toulouse,” Eliza says, as if her father should’ve known his name and it offends her that he didn’t.

“And he’s the one who’s most like the dad,” you point out with a shrug. It’s no secret that Luke is basically Eddie’s twin.

“He’s not their dad!” Eliza says with a small huff. Her parents are disappointing her with their Disney knowledge tonight. 

“My point still stands,” you say before pressing a kiss to the top of your daughter’s head.

Luke shoves another handful of Doritos in his mouth and goes back to looking at the screen.

“I’m not a ginger,” Luke says, though with his mouth being full it sounded more like, ���M’not a jinjuh.”

“Who’s he?” Eliza asks as she points to the black and white cat on the screen.

“I thought you knew all the names,” Eddie says. Eliza rolls her eyes, looking identical to her father as she does it.

“No. Luke is Toulouse so who Berlioz?”

“Oh, okay,” Eddie says now that his daughter has cleared up his confusion. “Definitely Ryan. He’s the quietest one but he can still be mischievous.”

“Silent but deadly,” Ryan says.

“Like his farts,” Luke adds, making Eliza giggle.

“Who me?” Eliza asks, looking up at her father with the same big brown eyes that she inherited from him. 

“Marie, of course,” Eddie says as he musses her curls. That name he knows by now. “You’re the spoiled, pampered, sweet girl of the gang.”

The word “sweet” doesn’t seem to matter to Eliza, only focusing on the first two. Her little round face pinches up in a frown; her brows coming together over her dark eyes and her lips forming into a puckering pout. You try, and almost fail, to contain your laughter as your daughter stares at your husband with the cutest menacing look you’ve ever seen. 

“What?” Eddie asks when she doesn’t look away.

“Not a spoiled kitty,” she says. 

“You asked!” Eddie scrunches up his face and sticks his tongue out at her. She does the same in return, proving that your husband is as mature as a three-year-old. 

Luke finishes the Doritos in his mouth and wipes his cheesy hands off on his White Sox shirt.

“You know, I think our whole family is like theirs,” he muses.

“What?” Ryan asks. By the tone of his voice it sounds like he’s over everyone talking and just wants to watch the movie in silence again.

“Yeah,” Luke says and gestures to the screen in front of him. “Stray, scruffy alley cat gets the pretty, sophisticated girl that’s out of his league?”

As unsubtly as possible, Luke jerks his head back towards you and Eddie on the couch.

“Hey!” you pout. “That’s not true.”

“Pretty much is,” Eddie admits with a laugh. 

You move to scoot closer to your husband, little Eliza getting caught in the middle. The small girl hisses like a cat when she gets squished between her parents.

“Jesus,” Ryan groans as he rubs a hand over his eyes. Any form of overt affection between you and your husband has been annoying the teen boy lately. Eddie finds it amusing and whenever the two of you are alone your husband quietly surmises to you that your son is more annoyed by the fact that he can’t express the same sort of affections to the girl he likes. It makes sense since Ryan has always been one to express his love physically with hugs and such.

Now, Eddie presses a smacking kiss to the side of your head—almost to spite Ryan’s attitude— 

before looking down at your daughter squeezed between the two of you.

“I think you even look like a kitty!” he tells her.

Eliza pushes her way to her feet on the couch with a huff. Watching her trying to stand in the cramped space has you tucking in your lips to avoid laughing. Once up, Eliza shoves at her dad’s shoulder as she’s seen her brothers do to one another many times.

“My little kitty!” Eddie teases, finding her reaction comical. He snatches Eliza and holds her in his lap as he tries to press kisses all over her face. Stubble scratches and rubs against Eliza’s soft skin, making her squeal and wiggle around in Eddie’s grip.

“If we’re all cats, do you think another family will adopt me?” Ryan asks in a sullen adolescent tone.

“No,” Luke answers simply. Thank God he hasn’t become a brooding, moody teenager—yet, anyway.

Eliza manages to slip free from her father’s grip and runs over to jump on Ryan’s lap.

“Save me!” she wails.

“Don’t worry, I’ve got ya,” Ryan says as she snuggles into his lap, tucking her head beneath her eldest brother’s chin.

Eddie takes advantage of the newly empty space between you, and he pulls you flush up against his side. You give Eddie a soft kiss before laying your head on his shoulder.

“Ick,” Eliza complains, looking over at you on the couch.

“Yeah, ick,” Ryan echoes.

“Wasn’t he the one who wanted us to have a baby practically as soon as we got together? Now he thinks it’s gross that I kiss you,” Eddie says softly to you, but not soft enough that Luke didn’t hear.

“Yeah, but now we got what we wanted,” Luke says with a shrug. 

“Maybe now you guys can get fixed,” Ryan says with a smirk. 

Eddie opens his mouth to retort but Eliza holds her arms in the air, an immediate call for silence.

“Shhhh! This good part!”

She snuggles back against her big brother, who sticks his tongue out at his dad.

Casually, Eddie wraps his arm around your back so he can flip his oldest son the bird without Eliza seeing. Ryan just laughs and goes back to watching the movie, curious to see what’s so special about this part. The sixteen-year-old’s laughter brings a smile to your face. You haven’t heard it as often as you’d like to lately.

After Eddie situates his arm around your shoulders, you snuggle up to him and drape Eliza’s unicorn blanket over your lap. The Disney movie is not as enticing to you as your husband is, so you press a kiss just below Eddie’s ear before whispering to him.

“I love our kittens. No matter how ferocious they like to pretend they are.”

Eddie chuckles his agreement.

“The cutest little feral monsters around.”

[quitealotofsodapop]

So if Wukong didn't know MK was playing superhero, why was he able to be caught by Spider Queen? The answer is clear. He took the younger cubs down to see the parade. That way, he could be closer to the fireworks, and his kids are entertained. He ended up being caught up in the initial attack and discovered MK playing hero while trying to evacuate the cubs away from the angry spider lady trying to turn people into spider zombies.

Wukong is not happy, but at this point there are far more important things to deal with. He orders MK to get his siblings somewhere safe while he handles Spider Queen. When MK protests, he tells him that MK's arachnophobia would only get in the way, and he is still Sun Wukong, the gods be damned Great Sage Equal To Heaven and the Monkey King. He isn't so far into his retirement that he can't put an upstart little princess in her place.

The plan backfires and Wukong gets captured by LBD and Spider Queen, of course, but hey, the Noodle Crew gets to meet MK's siblings! Sandy babysits them while they're in Heaven trying to get the stuff. All they know of it is that MK's mom was caught by the Spider Queen, they don't know yet exactly who his parent is. Not until much later when Wukong and DBK break out of their bonds and save them.

"Holy shit, is that Sun Wukong!?" ;Probably Tang

"Mom!" :MK

"MOM!?" :Literally eveyone

After all is said and dine Wukong makes good on his promise of a long talk, or rather lecture, and MK is grounded.

"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE SO RECKLESS! Xiaotian, your father an I taught you better than this! What were you thinking!?"

"But when you were my age you were at war with Heaven, though!"

"And look what that got me! Thrown in a furnace and pinned under a mountain for 500 years! What you did was stupid and reckless. What if you'd gotten hurt!? Your still mortal, MK!"

Referencing.

Yesss. Wukong canonically adores New Years, and I def agree that love extends to the cubs too.

Wukong does a "surprise" visit to Megapolis to show the younger cubs the New Years Parade + check up on his eldest while MK is helping Pigsy with the foodtruck. Likely all in glamours, but MK 100% gets an embarassing visit from his mom at work. The Noodle shop gang tease him endlessly about it.

Then cue the Spider Queen's invasion, and Wukong giving MK the cubs to watch for the moment while he Kings Up. MK doesn't want his mom to go in his condition, but Wukong is still The Monkey King, and has no idea that his son has been superhero-ing for the past couple of months.

The gang all meet up on Sandy's airship, and the kiddos glamours all drop from stress. This is where the gang confirms (they had suspiscions) that MK is a disguised demon - they dont mind since thats sadly common in human-dominated cities. MK specifically being a monkey demon gets Tang asking questions though.

Red Son shows up and has a brain-fart mid-plan when he recognises who "Noodle Boy" actually is;

Red Son: "Xiaotian!? I haven't seen you since we were calves! This explains so much!" MK, nervous sweating: "Not now dude! My mom got captured by the Spider Queen, and my dad is MIA right now." Red Son: "Ah but of course. Seems we have the same predicament then. No fear, I have a plan to defeat the Spider Queen and save our respective parents." Tang, panic-nerding: "MK, how do you know Red Son!?" MK, flash of SWK-esque anger: "NOT NOW."

The gang get to the Celestial Realm and retrieve what they need to make the antidote - though not without attracting the attention of a certain hound that just realised her fave monkey is here.

MK, petting the dog: "I'm sorry Quan. I can't play right now! I'm saving the city." Xiaotian Quan: (*sad whine!*)

Meanwhile at the Spider Mech; DBK has finally met his little brother/enemy once again. DBK in his anger, yells about Sun Wukong's "little-thief successor MK" ruining so many of his family's attempts at gaining power, and Wukong just blanks;

Wukong, scary parent voice: "Xiaotian has been doing what!?" DBK: "The Little Thief is Xiaotian!?"

DBK would also shout at Wukong for putting himself in danger in his condition, but quiets when he learns that Macaque is missing. Tieshan had seemed worried since DBK got back (infact, maybe its why she decided to free him), and everyone knows that the shadow monkey wouldn't leave his mate without reason. When LBD arrives, DBK and Wukong immediate get a chill up their spines. They both know that she's somehow involved with Mac's disappearance... DBK has his super-saiyan moment of worried-anger and frees both himself and his xiandi so that they can find their reckless kids.

The Noodle Shop gang (+ Red Son and the cubs) bust on through with the spider-venom antidote and manage to subdue the Spider Queen with their combined forces.

Tang is about to fanboy at the sight of Sun Wukong in the flesh when MK and the cubs yell something that shatters his preconceptions.

MK & the cubs: "Mom!" "Mama!" Noodle Shop Gang: "MOM?!?" Wukong, swarmed by baby monkeys: "Thank Nuwa you're all ok!" (*hugs them all tight*) Wukong: (*suddenly bonks MK on head with a sandal*) Wukong: "And you! How dare you not tell me that you've been fighting demons this whole time! You told me you were only getting a job for mortal experience!" MK: "But mom! I did get a job! I've been using my spare time trying to figure out what happened to dad!" Wukong: "Which I specifically told you Not to do!! Your father has gotten himself tangled up with a very dangerous witch and I'm not letting you run into one of her traps!" Noddle Shop Gang + DB fam: (*standing at a safe distance from the yelling*) Tang, dizzy with excitement: "Anyone else feel like they're in a fantasy right now?" Mei: "Hm, not really. I knew Xiaotian since we were pups. My grunkle Ao Lie is the same dragon-horse from the stories." Tang: "Excuse me!?"

Erlang shows up on Earth asking Wukong tf just happened - his third eye showed him the chaos in the Celestial Realm and Lao Tzu is pissed for his missing pills and Furnace. But he immediately leaves when he sees tje carnage of a saved mortal city + Sun Wukong. (Erlang: "Ah. Say no more.")

[woggle-bugger-me]

Moments from "The Tin Woodman of Oz" (2007) that live in my head rent-free

-The Tin Woodman flatly explaining his backstory to Woot and describing how beautiful Nimmie Amee was, meanwhile a flackback shows her and she looks like she's planning on murdering someone.

-This isn't one specific moment, but Nick's voice actor gives most of his lines in this bored monotone that adds a lot of unintentional comedy. He gives dramatic lines with hardly any emotion like "oh no my heart is breaking😐" It's great.

-One of the first time the Tin Woodman displays an emotion is when he describes what kind of dress he'd have Nimmie wear when they get married. If they were trying to portray the Woodman as depressed and deeply closeted, they did a great job.

-This film's a musical but it's not like a regular one. A lot of the songs have little to no build-up, so the musical scenes feel like a character is just... awkwardly bursting into song in-universe.

-"It might be vine for you, but it was killing me."

-The Tin Woodman and Scarecrow give off the vibe of an old married couple who kinda hate each other but have been together so long that they can't bring themselves to split up. I don't know how else to describe the weird dynamic they have here.

-At one point the gang encounter a village of rapping balloon people and Woot has to be talked out of committing genocide against them.

-Scarecrow and Nick have an argument and body-shame each other.

-Instead of meeting his old meat severed head in a cupboard, the Tin Woodman meets a sassy gay severed head that's made of metal and doesn't know what happiness is.

-Ku-Klip, the tinsmith, is a real creep. He feels up the Scarecrow AND THEN FEELS UP 10-YEAR-OLD WOOT while singing about how he loves to "snip-snip". It's both hilarious and horrifying.

-Nick calls Chopfyt an "imposter" and the Scarecrow and Woot have to hold him back from beating Chopfyt up.

-Nimmie Amee: "I married Chopfyt a long time ago." *randomly slaps him*

-The Tin Woodman says he'll "never move again" and spends all night in a depressed slump after Nimmie rejects him, only for the Scarecrow to say, and I quote: "That's a fine way to behave! It makes me very glad I have a brain and not a heart. At least my brain leaves me with dignity." Like WTF Scarecrow jesus christ

-Everything about Mrs. Yoop is iconic. She's easily the best character in the film and her song comes so close to being unironically good in a surreal, trippy way (until it's ruined by ending on a fart).

-Right after the gang escapes Mrs. Yoop's castle, the Tin Woodman falls for a tin woman who joins their party (she looks just like Nimmie Amee, but sexier).

-Woot: "I'm not a real wanderer :("

Nick: "Oh, well, we all... exaggerate... occasionally."

Scarecrow: "I'll say! Tinny here has told some big ones."

Nick: "Shhh. Not now."

-Ozma turns up right near the end and it's like a FNAF-level jumpscare.

-The Tin Woodman touches his metal GF's chest, she goes "oh" and then he bursts into song.

-Scarecrow: "I suppose this means I'll have to move back into the farmer's field because you'll probably want some... privacy, I suppose."

Tin Woodman: "Oh, no, no. You'll stay exactly where you are, my old friend. ;)"

Conclusion: This is the greatest movie ever created. Truly a classic.

[lolahasmoxie]

Friends to Something More (E.M.)

Friends to Lovers with Eddie Munson.

But not the "we've secretly been in love with each other for 15+ years since we were kids" FtL.

It's the "we're in our mid-20s and are just now noticing each other." FtL.

You could admit that Eddie was attractive; you had eyes. But he was Eddie. You were his bro and best bud, and you occasionally played wing-man for him at The Hideout.

Eddie could admit that you were beautiful, but he always saw you as more like a sister. He would fart and burp in front of you, but also wing-man for you as well.

Then, one day, you're both 25.

You're at The Hideout with the gang, and Eddie can't help but watch you walk away to the bar to get the next round of drinks.

Had your ass always jiggled like that?

You give the drink order to the bartender and turn around just in time to catch Eddie looking at you.

Wait, since when did his lips get that plump?

Throughout the night, Eddie sidles closer and closer to you. When his arm wraps around your shoulder as he talks to Steve, you can't help but give a quick inhale. You hope Eddie doesn't notice; he absolutely does.

Fuck, has he always smelled this good?

Eddie is talking to Steve, but all he can think about is how the perfume you're wearing makes him want to bite your flesh and how wonderful your body feels pressed to his side.

At the end of the night, you and Eddie decide to share a cab since he's staying at your apartment for the night.

He has a small go-bag of items in your bathroom, and you take turns getting ready. Once in your PJs, you settle on the sofa to watch a bad horror movie. Eddie is tense, but you don't say anything because you know he'll tell you when he's ready.

About 40 minutes later, Eddie finally turns to you and clears his throat.

"Everything okay?"

"I want to do something, and if you at any point don't like it, just tell me to fuck off, and we'll never speak of it again."

"Okay, now I'm scared."

"I really, really, REALLY want to kiss you right now.

"Oh, fuck off, Eddie."

"It's not a joke. I don't know why, but the thought popped into my brain at The Hideout, and I feel like I might die if I don't find out."

Your mouth hangs open, and you feel the same desire as you study his face. Good lord, he was so fucking pretty. Your eyes glance down briefly to his lips before you return his gaze.

"Please."

You learn Eddie is serious and intense when he has his mind on something. And he doesn't do anything half-assed, either.

He raises his calloused hands to cup your cheeks, warm brown eyes staring intensely into yours. You feel like melting as his thumbs slowly caress your cheeks. You've never had anyone look at you like this, had someone look at you so reverently before.

Eddie can't remember when a woman looked at him like you were now. Had a woman ever looked at him like this? Like he was the sun, and you were simply compeleld to follow.

He leans in, and there's a slight pause before your lips touch.

It's the last breath before the dive.

He rubs his nose softly against yours and smiles when you softly gasp. He would do anything to hear that noise again.

Then his lips are against yours, so soft and featherlight.

A kiss.

Then there's another, but with slightly more pressure.

He's the one who licks across the seam of your lip; he's the first to hum as you open for him. His hands keep you secure, thumbs caressing your face as he pulls you closer.

Then you're in his lap. You rest your weight entirely on him, and you can feel his cock grow hard under you. When Eddie finally pulls away, his eyes are almost all black, and he looks at you like he wants to devour you.

"Please let me take you to bed?"

"Isn't that kind of fast?"

Eddie can't help but chuckle as he pulls you down wholly on top of him. He peppers your face with kisses as you giggle.

"You take your coffee with a touch of cream and 1 sugar. You absolutely HATE pickles; you won't even eat the fries that touch the pickle spear at Benny's. Your favorite relative is your Aunt Deb, and you would throw me into traffic for a chance with Jason Newsted."

Your jaw hits the floor as you rest your head against his chest. Even though he can't see the smile on your face, he knows it's there.

"You tell people you like your coffee black, but that's a lie. You like it with enough milk that it turns a light tan. You love pickles so much that you always eat the one off my plate. Uncle Wayne is your favorite person on the planet, and you would throw me into traffic for a chance with Lita Ford."

He pulls you up and claims your lips once more.

"It may be fast," he mumbles against your lips. "but I'm not freaked out. Are you?"

"The only thing I'm freaked out about is how good you are at kissing. Seriously, who knew Eddie Munson could kiss like this?"

"Let me take you to bed; there's a whole lot more I can show you, Sweetheart."

FtL: where both participants know that they've just had their last first kiss.

[andvys]

Okay so this is just a brain fart but I thought you’d like it so here

Eddie, Nancy, Robin and Steve as the Scooby gang

Eddie - Shaggy

Nancy - Fred

Robin - Velma

Steve - Daphne

I’m taking no criticism, Steve is the pretty face with connections (and much smarter than he gets given credit for) so he is absolutely Daphne and not Fred

you know what, that makes perfect sense

Steve is absolutely the pretty face with connections (he's the prettiest face actually)

Eddie as shaggy yes 😭

the way this came out of nowhere, it made me cackle thanks for this lmaoooo

[abbyslev]

𝑨𝑶𝑻 𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺

A/N: as the middle child, i would like to say being a sibling is the best and worst thing ever. ANYWAY HERES SOME CUTE LITTLE HCS I WROTE MONTHS AGO PLS ENJOY

WARNINGS: mentions of death, angst and whatever else

HANGE

calmer one of the two 

levi prefers you over hange ( or so he says we all know he loves hange)

you’re more brawn than brain 

hange is like a mastermind 

you capture titans for hange

Hanges older smfh they won't let you live in peace 

“Can you-” “no.” “IM OLDER”

hanges actually pretty protective they just won’t say it out loud

levi enjoys watching you two fight 

“I SAID MOVE!” “YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK!” while levi’s in the corner enjoying this 

one time hange made this fart noise thing and put it under your seat, and when you sat down it made a loud fart

IN THE CAFETERIA IN FRONT OF LEVI AND ERWIN AND ALL THE FUCKING SCOUTS 

no one believes that hange pranked you with it so the scouts call you “commander fart” 

you choked hange that night

moblits so kind to you like KING

hange gets all excited and grabs you and shakes you so aggressively 

if something or someone bothers hange you now have to kill the person

when hange loses their eye you’re kind to them but now you just bully hange

“hey look- oh wait” “YOU’RE NOT FUNNY ”

you help hange around with caring for it and stuff 

also help hange through moblits death </3 

you were close w erwin so hanges all like <3333

back to the bullying tho 

hange makes sure you’re safe in the front lines <3

yelena tries to hit on you and hanges NOT having it 

you and hange gush over the guns and new weapons Onyakopon showed you two 

Levi’s trying to shut you two up 

10/10 duo

ANNIE

Annie tried to keep you from becoming a titan so she took it herself 

they ended up giving you another one because you also fought really well 

annie’s all upset cause she wants you to live 

you actually enjoy your time in paradis and annie’s all like “we have a mission stupid bitch” 

one time annie chewed you out cause you hung out w sasha (you’re in love w her) and annie was like “you can’t be doing that, we have a mission” and you were like “FUCK YOU” and annie slammed the door and locked you out for the night. she was not having it 

you and reiner are like twins and annie’s hates you both 

you joined the scouts and ofc annie was like “okay you’re gonna die you stupid fucking brat but whatever no one likes you anyway”

those little night bonfire meetups would just end up in your and annie arguing 

bertholdt takes your side and annie fucking FLAMES HIM

“i mean… we do need someone to bring us information from the scouts. Levi favors them and reiner could just be backup. I could bring the information to you, Annie.” “and who asked you? everytime you speak it makes me want to smash my head against a wall.” 

she just wanted you to live

annie’s actually sweet she just won’t let that show through 

once everyone was revealed from their titan form you had to fight along side w them 

sasha hated you and annie had to comfort you :( 

once annie was in that crystal everyone started targeting you 

“are you a titan too???!!!” and all you could say was no 

annie was your main concern when the rumbling started 

you never left her side after that <33

MIKASA

ofc you grew up w eren around too

it hurt to see mika so in love w eren

you also could fight really well thanks to mika

when you joined the scouts w her she could tell you had a crushhhhhh 

you would sit with sasha and just talk and talk and mika would be like :3

you and armin gang up on her sometimes 

she cuts her hair and you help her <3

she has her scarf and mika gave you this cool bracelet you wear all the time

she protects you with her life and she can be affectionate sometimes <3

you and armin bicker cause he wants to be smart and mika always takes his side 

meatrider 

“mika you only take his side because you like him more than me.” “and?” 

you get mad at her when she gets all worried about eren like girl

you comfort her because she’s an emotional person okay

when the rumbling starts you can tell mikasa has sort of lost herself

when eren said he hated you both you just stared and and blinked at him

ofc mika protected him from armin

when armin got into the fight mika was staring and you had to stick up for that poor boy

you then tried to fight and mika stood up for him again like MOVE 

mad at eren but mika’s like “he has a plan ok:(“ 

mikasa becomes more protective, she can’t lose you either :( 

you’re very mad at eren for causing mika to worry and stuff 

overall, you just want mikasa to be happy but it’s so hard :( 

SASHA

Levi swears he’s gonna kill one of you one day

you two drive him nuts 

drive everyone nuts tbh 

you, connie, jean and sasha are just uncontrollable 

sasha likes food like she’s never eaten before 

you’re more tame

you always share half with sasha, it makes you smile seeing her eat food like that

sasha’s so good with her bow and you’re better with ODM gear

sasha drives you crazy but you still love her

you killed a titan that almost killed her and you were scolding her and she’s like “I PROMISE TO GOD I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK ME THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME PLS.” 

she in fact did not keep this promise 

she always sleeps on your bed with you 

makes her feel at home

when you guys found kaya she threw you and kaya over that bridge and made you run

willing to die for you

you guys saw your dad and you’ve ever seen sasha so happy

so cute 

sasha knows you have a crush on mikasa YOU CANT HIDE IT FROM HER

when the war of Marley starts Sasha’s all serious 

proud of you all and sasha makes sure to let you know you did amazing 

when you lost sasha you lost yourself 

connie tries to comfort you but tbh you both just sit on the floor facing each other in silence 

you take care of kaya and keep your parents safe <3

YELENA

 you’re a bit shorter but still tall asfk

tbh yelena doesn’t care that much 

she meatrides zeke and eren so you’re just kinda there to help 

you’re really good at artillery so yelena uses that to her advantage 

you get along with hange so well and yelenas like “you’re fucking up the plan.”

you don't really care you like your new friends 

one time someone pointed a gun at you and yelena didn’t even hesitate to shoot them 

so she cares but she won’t show it <3

when the general broke her arm you fixed it for her and she didn’t even mumble a thank you

you and onyakopon are best buddies

there’s not much to say yelena just bosses you around and demands shit

LEVI

BUCKLE IN PLS it’s a wild ride 

he makes up these stupid rules like “NO DATING ANYONE” “STAY OUT OF MY WAY”

if Hange or anyone shows a slight interest in you he will go feral

everyone is amazed at the way you talk back to him

“Didn’t I tell you to clean out the cabinets?” “Get out of my face, shorty.” 

he makes you train extra hard bc he hates you (he actually does it to protect you but wtv)

you always reply with “no” to everything he says

you actually clean really well because he raised you like that 

you’re an extremely talented fighter bc of levi

you and levi = deadly duo

when kenny shows up he tries to target you first bc he knows that’s levi’s only weak spot. he raised you and levi together but saw you as the brains more than the fighter 

makes sure that you’re not in complete danger, still lets you fight on the front lines because he knows they need you

he can tell you have a thing for hange 

“do you like shitty glasses” “THEIR NAME IS HANGE AND NO I DO NOT”

sometimes he just needs your presence to feel better 

silence and tea with you is his therapy

he likes seeing you hunched over some book. he likes seeing you at peace 

never says good night but will peek into your office sometimes to check in on you

he smiles (A VERY SMALL SMILE OK) when he sees you asleep on your desk with papers scattered everywhere 

leaves you there bc lets be real he will not carry you to bed 

“Did you get taller?” “That's 100 laps.” 

cannot handle you and hanges energy 

one time you and hange went to jump in puddles and you came home dirty and he was like “you filthy fuck” 

you guys share a love over tea

when the attack on Marley happened you could see the FEAR mold into Zekes face when he remembered there were two of you AND MIKASA??? DEATH.

Levi made sure to keep you safe that whole mission 

was sad at you being upset ab sasha’s death

when Zeke was imprisoned w him you were there too 

you blame yourself because Levi jumped in front of you when the thunder spear exploded 

you thought you lost him

HANGE TO THE RESCUE

you got minor injuries 

“Levi, you are so fucking stupid i’m gonna kill you!!” “You’re still as annoying as ever.” 

levi lets you know you’re strong and that he doesn’t regret almost dying for you (savor this bc he not letting this happen again)

you tend to his wounds :( 

hange tends to yours and Levi’s suspicious of y’all

overall you love being his sibling 10/10

JEAN

good god no one even knows your related by the way he treats you omfg

“don’t talk to me, don’t embarrass me, don’t even look at me.”

he actually broke his own rules and talked to you first

“Jean, do you like Mikasa?” “Remember when you pissed your pants? Yeah. Shut up.” 

You joined the Scouts and ofc he joined to watch over you 

“I thought we agreed on the Garrison.” “YOU said that. Not me.” 

he thinks the scouts are pretty fun

“Do you like Sasha or something?” “JEAN THATS ENOUGH.” 

actually gets you and sasha to date <3

you tell connie embarrassing stories ab jean and he choked you 

you laugh so hard and cheer eren on when he fights jean 

#fuckjean

jk we are a #jeanfanpage

when your mom visits you get all excited and jeans like “act normal” 

once the war of marley starts you cut your hair and jean lowkey shed a tear #mullettwins

he loves you sm and he made sure you were not in danger the whole time 

when you lost sasha you literally tackled gabi and jean was like :(

you ran to jean and sobbed in his chest while he had one arm around you </3

you call him captain

HES A GOOD LEADER OK

jean keeps you close and refuses to let you be close to danger <3

jeans a good brother ok:(

ARMIN

you basically bullied his ass  

you deeply care for your little nerd 

he’s actually older but wtv 

you’re the fighter and he’s the brains 

you two are literally a deadly duo 

like he plans the attacks and you execute them like YES

he can tell you like annie 

jealous 

GET AWAY ARMIN THATS MY WIFE 

he’s actually so supportive 

one time you got onto him and he roasted you back so you tackled him

“armin, shut the fuck up.” “remember when you stuttered because-” *table goes flying*

levi gives you both laps like bro chill

you teach him how to fight 

you basically give up but he gets better 

when he died you died but he’s ok and alive now ig

now you can’t fight him cause he says he’ll blow you up :/ party pooper

jk when he’s asleep you and connie pour water on him

when annie’s out of that crystal and you found out he’s like !!GAY ALERT!!

when he got that haircut all the girls wanted him and no one paid attention to your sexy ass anymore

you protect armin with your life <3

“How are they taller, but you’re older, Armin?” “THATS NOT FUNNY JEAN!”

he lowkey is a goat and you just sit back and watch proudly 

now when armin gets stronger he defends you with his life

when eren sits you all down he said if you even move he kills armin

beat armin up and you lowkey got scared so you couldn’t defend armin 

swore to kill eren and he’s like “:| oh i’m so scared.”

eren said that you just defend armin and that was your whole point in life was to defend a “weakling” 

tried to beat erens ass but armins like “it’s ok leave it alone.”

you just love armin and hate to see him hurt 

armins an awesome brother <3 he promised to show you the outside world 

REINER

PLSSS pray that no one messes w you

he’s like those corny ass people that are like “mess with her, mess w me” 

reiner pls stop

its kinda cute tho like he cares sm :D

YOU GOT A COOL TITAN AND WHEN YOU TWO FIGHT HE DOES THIS THING WHERE HE THROWS YOU AND YOU ATTACK ITS SO FUCKING COOL ISKZUKAJSJSJ

annie crushes on you and reiner is like :o

you can tell reiners like super depressed when y’all get back to marley 

gabi and you try and make him feel better 

you like to sit next to him and trace little shapes on his arm 

hey he’s a big scary man but he just needs to be loved 

protects you w his life

confessed that he also felt like giving up and you made sure to let him know that you loved him

you would have bake offs where you would purposely mess up your food just so he could win 

pieck has a thing for you and reiners like “GO FOR IT” 

when war on marley started he wanted to make sure you were ok :(

begged you not to fight but your titan was strong and they needed you 

you two were flawless out there <3

just pls let reiner know he is loved

be a good sibling ok he needs it

EREN

fucking god 

he’s like so annoying and he never wants you in his way

“MOVE” “eren that’s why your ass got beat”

you ofc join the scouts because of him

you’re in love w mika but she’s in love w him :(

when he becomes a titan you get picked on 

levi kicked you cause you jumped in front of eren cause levi was gonna kick him

eren got all mad like woah jamal don’t pull out the 9

you can tell he starts losing himself in all of this

at some point he says things are changing and you two won’t be the same

it upset you :( he was your only brother 

zeke wanted you on his side 

that’s why he tried taking you and eren

you put up fight and told him he would never take you

so eren just told zeke ab you and how smart you were

this made zeke more determined 

NOW levi didn’t let ts slide 

you lost all hope for eren and you became closer to levi and hange and stuff 

when the war of marley started eren looked so different you couldn’t even believe it was him

you were very upset at him you couldn’t even look at him

he stared in awe at you:( you looked just like your mom

all the years he was gone, he missed you a lot 

you stood in the corner looking down the whole time while he talked to you in the aircraft 

zeke was like :3 the whole time bro was just excited to meet his sibling 

you didn’t reply or anything :( it just hurt that he left out of nowhere 

then you found out sasha died and everything came crashing down 

when all the jeagerist stuff was happening you had to find a way to sneak around town 

flotch knew you would refuse to join so eren ordered him to forcefully bring you to him

when eren had y’all sit in at that table oh god nooooo

in a nutshell, he basically said he hated how you follow orders and was willing to die for the scouts. He said you deserved to be free and if you were against him, you were against your own blood.

he made you cry and armin was not having it 

he had you locked up and you literally wanted to cry and scream at him

overall 0/10 hes mean

CONNIE 

OH MY GOD YES 

bros just here to have fun 

you guys are twins 

but you’re cuter (duh)

he knows you have a crush on sasha 

you two make everything into a competition 

you two join the scouts :) 

he’s there to protect you but he just says he wants to beat you at everything 

never a dull moment

you sneak food out for Connie, Sasha and Jean. 

you two can’t be serious 

once the war starts Connie starts being more protective 

he won’t let you fight frontlines, he makes you tail behind him, Sasha or Jean so they can protect you

he’s excited to get some action but at the same time he doesn’t want you to get hurt 

you’re pretty strong so you carry multiple thunder spears 

connie distracts them while you bomb them

badass siblings

once sasha dies you and connie lose it

you lost your gf and connie lost his other twin

you two never really recover yk since she died in your arms and connie was telling everyone sasha was hurt

it was so bad you were putting pressure on her wound and crying and Connie was freaking out and Jean was in shock 

Connie was there for you and made sure you were ok

10/10 brother would recommend 

ERWIN

GOD 

he’s really cool, as serious as he is

he makes you hanges assistant 

he knows you’re in love w hange that’s why

you still have to salute to him and shit like bro chill

levi thinks you’re pretty cool 

you’re like a mini erwin 

you’re so good at fighting and hanges all like *insert hange blushing*

erwin likes to just sit down and talk to you at night it’s like a little stress reliever 

you scold him for putting to much pressure on himself 

when they said erwin was to be executed you lost it bruh 

like NOT MY BOY ERWIN 

once he loses that arm you stay by his side 

you beg him to stay and not go out but he says he would die to find out the truth 

you send levi to convince him but ofc look where that got y’all

you’re so mad at levi for saving armin instead of erwin 

you genuinely thought erwin was gonna live 

but no it was just some short kid with a bad haircut

you lost yourself and just really hung around hange and levi 

10/10 brother you miss him a lot

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

i have a question. I don't know if it has been asked before. Do you think Mikey killed Sanzu in the Manila timeline ?(my brain has farted so i am not sure if it was that timeline, but i think it was)

That is a very good question, I could see it being either option. Because on the one hand Sanzu was a part of toman, would've likely been around Mikey making him easy to kill and most likely wouldn't have fought back, letting Mikey kill him. But on the other hand clearly thetes something different about Sanzu since he wasn't targeted by Mikey after toman split up and was allowed to join kantou manji gang (unless you argue he joined a while after Mikey's impulses got worse). So it's really possible either way.

[sinistertruth]

Hi so like remember that ao order of aesir player thingy I posted yesterday well here's lile a shitty summary ( I lied it's a long ahh paragraph ) on how I would imagine it but it's ft. My main file Ace Briar the local seawater muncher 🙏‼️

Basically after meeting up w/ Morden at Dawn Island ( start of the game yes ) ace fr went " Bold of you to assume I'll go to redwake. " and rowed over to frost mill ( this is actually where I went first on my first playthrough of AO bc I didn't know where i was going LOL ) and started life there. He almost died of hypothermia first of all help. A month or so later he decided to go explore Arkursis Keep ( oh boy I wonder what will happen there ) and diminished any sanity he had. So yea he left tweaking tf out.

You know when you lose that one guy and now have a open opportunity to manipulate and exploit him? Yea the order took that chance with Ace ruh roh spaghetti-o ! Also note any story past king calvus fight I have like no clue of bc I CANT FUCKIMG KILL HIM KMG WHO TOLD ME TO PICK LIGHTNING EVEN WITH DRUNK-STYLE I CANT KICK HIS ASS WITH THE NUKE ABILITY HE'S GOT?? so if I mess up with rhe order then maybehelpmegetcalvusesasshandedtohimihavelikenotjingvaulabletoofferidontknowihaventplayedaoinawhilehashtagdoodleworldcore anyway ace got gaslight gatekeep and girlboss'd into joining the order.

He had a deep feeling like he was NOT suppose to join the order but like he just told himself it was all okay

Anyway he served and cooked till meeting Morden 🙏🙏😓😓 and thus is where the brain fart happened

Anyway I would love to have tje writing skills to write this out cause gang cool concept alert

Also another thing.. is it dumb that my main file / Ace is like a oc insert of the AO story? I follow along canon kinda / mostly obviously but I add things so Ace feels more lively ( i.e he got a sister in the assassin syndicate and also some other silly stuff like he has beef with sharks. (( I love sharks.. <3 )) ) but I SWEAR I see people do the same thing. Mostly bc there isn't like a canon appearance of tje player and it's usually based on your choice (? Barely like the biggest choice we gotten before nimbus sea idkwhathappensinnimbus is to spare or kill Elius ) so it leaves a gap for people to fill in with their creativity and extend on the story vetex established. Anyway hshashhwbekand tweaks out.

[smoldworf]

*cracks knuckles*

I’m still not sure if we’re not all delusional and overestimating the writers of the show or not. I mean, maybe everything is as it seems right now? But, i’m so paranoid by now i don’t trust anyone lol

I mean …

🍎Phee. He was Non’s boyfriend, they seemed very sweet together. He was concerned about Non spending time with the gang, and prevented a suicide attempt. He also seemed pretty suspicious of Non spending time with Keng – and i wondered why he’d jump to the Non cheating on him immediately. It seemed a little weird in the moment? He even cried. idk.

He was the one to bring their relationship to the next level, he wanted Non to change schools, and even got his father involved to help Non. This could be just teenage impulsiveness – or show how serious he was. When the video was leaked he was deeply hurt; both bc Non lied to him when he directly asked if there was anything between Non and Keng, and bc he considered that cheating (it’s not, but bear with me). And in that moment, he reacted very, very badly. What he said to Non ist awful, but especially considering he knows about Non’s mental health issues. Also, there was again this underlying message of Non having cheated (or lied?) before. That made me wonder again. When Non vanished, Phee never got the chance to clear things up. To either make up or break up. He was left hanging, with the gang and the police claiming Non most likely left with Keng.

So, what did Phee know? He knew that the gang treated Non badly, but i’m pretty sure he had no idea about the extent – the camera, the details of the money laundering, the mafia. So, when New (I’ll stay with that name) showed up, he found an ally. Someone who also cared for Non (and who also felt guilty, but i don’t think they shared that), and wanted to find out what happened. I’m still not sure if for Phee it was more about finding closure for himself or make the gang answer for what they did. Either way, i don’t think he had murder on his mind lol

He could seriously have caught feelings for Jin. I don’t see the chemistry, tbh, but that could be copper’s acting. I also don’t see the common interests ppl talk about, but whatever. He was definitely torn between his feelings for Jin and the Plan™. And after seeing that news report about Non and Keng he pushed Jin away (and Jin is still hearbroken enough about that after 3 years to chomp on Phee’s dick lol). But I seriously struggle with Phee considering the gang his friends (like he called them in ep 10). Yes, he spent time with them and yes, they never treated him badly. But he knows they’re bullies. He knows something happened. It just feels ooc for him to just ignore that?

So where does that leave me? Idk i can see both. Phee wants to move on, and joined New in this last scheme to leave that part of his life behind. One last try and then he’s done. Find out what he can. So, when the guys start dying, and everything’s out of control, he confesses to Jin (we still can’t be sure if everything he says is true or just conjecture on his part tho). Giving Jin the water was just a brain fart, and he really found the axe by accident. And they hold hands on the way to the house, and he lets the axe thoughtlessly fall to the ground. It would be … unsatisfactory for me, but possible.

OR (🤡): He’s in on everything. He may really like Jin or not, but he never abandoned the Plan™. What he tells Jin about Por’s and Dang’s deaths, again, may be true or not, but he confesses to Jin just to get a confession in return. He knew the water would be drugged, he knew where the axe was, and left it fall conveniently in front of the house for someone else to pick up later etc. Convoluted, but possible 😊 (i still think the markings on the trees were off)

🧪Now. New. He’s pretty straightforward, i think. He wants the gang to go down. He wants to know the truth of course, but he wants to punish them. Depending on Phee’s „loyalty“, Phee is either on his (s)hit list or his ally, both is still in the cards. He may have found another ally altogether, either one from the gang, OR the 9th person. It’s possible that the killing is his doing, just like Phee told Jin – he hates the gang, and it’s not like he has anything left to lose. On the other hand, we never saw him do any of it, we just have Phee’s story. And i don’t trust anything i don’t get to see with my own two eyes anymore lol

🎞Jin. Well. He has morals, but in the end they don’t mean shit. He’s nice to Non and tries to, idk, make the gang be less assholey to Non, but is ineffective. I personally think he’s just nice bc he likes Non, not because of altruism. (But i’m biased) And when it became obvious that Non not only wasn’t interested in him but also imperfect (being raped aka „cheating), he couldn’t cope. He took the video, he leaked it, he let Thee take a drugged Non away, and he lied about Non running away with Keng. And, like, three minutes after Non’s disappearance he fell deeply in love with Phee(‘s abs).   I found interesting that he „outed“ Tan as New, but not Phee as Non’s boyfriend. And that he claimed he’d trusted Thee. Sure you did.

💉Fluke. He’s a wild one. The most revealing thing he said until now was that he didn’t want to be like Non. He kept quiet bc he knew he could/would have been the next victim of the gang. Interestingly, he knows the most about the bullying, i think. He was there when Top broke the camera and Thee set up Non. He was there when Jin filmed Non and Keng. He’s a little like Jin, in that he knows what’s happening is wrong, but doesn’t intervene.

Maybe the drugs hit him harder bc he’s already high strung and stressed? Idk, i find him weird. I’m not sure if the most logical reaction to a masked killer hunting you and your friends is to … grab a gun and threaten everyone around you? But again, it might be the drugs causing this.

I don’t really see him as a secret ally to New. What would be his motive? Or more like, what would override his very strong instinct of self preservation? He has a lot to lose, and basically nothing to gain.

💰Thee. Ugh. His life sucks, and he’s a victim of his circumstances. I think, in a way, that’s what fuels his distaste for Non. He sees how similar they are, in a way – and like Fluke, he needs to distance himself from Non. When Non told Thee to get out of the mafia situation he’s in, i was worried. I think Thee reacts badly to percieved pity from the wrong kind of person. He did the most damage to Non, realistically. He supported the idea to let Non write the script (as soon as he heard there might be money in it), he set Non up to be the fall guy for the camera/the debt and pulled him into the whole mafia bs. And he drugged him and delivered him to his uncle.

I also think he’s (maybe like Fluke) the most realistic of all oft hem. He knows what he’s doing, he had to grow up quickly, he has no (or not many) illusions about the world he lives in. He knows his actions doom Non. I no longer think he’s doing it gleefully, but he doesn’t hesitate that much, he has too much to lose.

From his (re)actions in ep 10 i don’t really think he’s a secret ally to New or Phee (or Non), but i do see how he could be. I think he really cares about White, and wants to be better. He knows the gang too well to like them. And from the preview … he knows more than he told in ep 10. Maybe he tried to save Non, maybe he failed? Maybe it’s a tit-for-tat – i help bring down Uncle Joe, you help me bring down the gang?

Not that i believe that’s what happened, but let me clown, ‘kay?

👶White. Well, we know next to nothing about White’s backstory, so he has potential lol. Most importantly he’s an outsider to the original gang, like New, and like Phee. He could really be just a lil dude, on a terrible, terrible weekend trip with the boyfie. He’s cute, and scared, and submissive.

But he also somehow ends up in the focus again and again. The radio, the knife, the hard drive, … He’s so good at influencing Thee, it’s impressive! And … idk, maybe he doesn’t like guns, and doesn’t want his boyfriend to shoot anyone, and that’s both pretty normal lol. On the other hand „forget the gun!“ seemed odd to me. In that situation i most definitely wouldn’t want to forget the gun, i would want to have it, even just to make sure no one else had it. When he gets the gun, he (again!) puts it somewhere it could be easily taken (to what end, i have no idea, maybe just to cause chaos??), and later convinces to let Top be, bc he’s tied up now 😊 and won’t be able to get free 😊 after which Top gets free 😊 and is shot (😊). He also confuses me because he seems to go from tiny scared cinnamon roll to rational strong cinnamon roll.

So, if New has another ally, he seems the most likely candidate? For now? As of ep 10? But idk.

In the end, they’re probably all just confused idiots in a cabin in the woods, and Non somehow is out there, taking them out one by one. and that's okay, too.

[eva-does-its-best]

Stuff I dreamt tonight:

-Playing a Batman game where you play as Spiderman on a space station doing Minecraft ladder parkour.

-Playing Dark Souls but the bonfire glitched and clipped me through the wall into the castle's entrance garden full of like 50 patroling knights + other enemies and the glitch gave me a dmg aura so I cannot sneak past them.

-Running late for the bus (again), a skateboarder tries to do a trick from very high, his head explodes, a policewoman appears unimpresed, then tells me to not run too much omw to the station cause Testosterone is stored in the armpits and I don't have any anymore so to conserve the one i have the doctor will tell me how to dress in autumn.

Then me and 2 other people get in a car to get to the station but the asshole leaves us on a nuclear plant instead of the bus station so we are lost. We end up on a really crappy house to pass the night, on the entrance there is a hole where water leaks from a broken pipe. But also how did I end up on that house I remember actually getting on the bus in time.

-Getting eaten out as if I had a vagina, ngl it was euphoric af it made me very happy. Unfortunately it gets ruined by the fact it was my ex. Apparently I was getting eaten out in public to devalue the buildings nearby because we did not like the shop owners.

-A gang of people we apparently pissed off catches us on the street and starts threatening us, they threaten the person who was with me with violence, and me? Let's just say my brain was all in on the whole treating me like a girl tonight because I don't wanna talk about what they said they were gonna do to me.

Luckily a bunch of priests appeared and started throwing them avocados which made the gang members run away like cowards. Once we were with the priests they introduced us to their very small rhino, who was a dick, cause it turned around and threw in my general direction the nastiest stankiest fart ever concieved. Then it attacked a family that was doing movie night on the grass which was funny.

There were another 3 dreams but I forgor.

[light-end-dragon]

Chapter 8

Akira: (He was a person…a living person that you killed-and you’re making fun of him like this…)

Akira: (How far? How far do you have to go until you are satisfied?!) 

The leader of the gang looked up at Cain with contempt, and began to speak with a conniving tone.

Leader-like Man: How about you untie us, promise to never come near any of us again, and maybe then I’ll be able to remember a little more.

Cain: Promise? 

Leader-like Man: Aren’t you guys wizards? Only old farts and wizards care ‘bout antiquated stuff like demons and curses.

Leader-like Man: I heard that you guys lose your magic if you break a promise. So….

Bradley: …Ha. That’s enough outta you.

(Sound of a gun cocking.) 

Bradley gave an annoyed sigh as he spoke, before pointing the muzzle of his gun directly at the leader’s head.

The men fell deathly silent as he did so, the North wizard’s equally fed up gaze boring down on them.

Bradley: Listenin’ to ya prattle on like that makes me sick. Sure, my group of bandits were worthless bastards too, but they’d never stoop t’ yer level.

Bradley: Hell, if they did, I’d kill ‘em myself. I really fuckin’ hate guys like you.

Men: ….! 

Bradley: I’ll tell ya this here an’ now; learnin’ its name ain’t the only way of liftin’ that spirit’s curse.

Bradley: There’s a much easier way; killin’ the reason it exists. An’ just who d’ya think that might be? 

Leader-like Man: ….! Y-you…is that…a threat….

Bradley: I dunno. Is it? 

Bradley laughed, as wild as his beastly aura. Clouds drifted in front of the moon, cutting off the eerie light we were bathed in, casting us into shadow.

Bradley: Sage, look the other way, will ya?

Akira: Huh….

Bradley: Brains flyin’ around look like porridge. I don’t wanna be responsible for ruinin’ yer breakfast tomorrow.

Bradley’s frivolous line was probably an attempt at comfort, but instead it unsettled me even further. 

Because I knew the reality of what was happening; what this had turned into.

This wasn’t an interrogation.

(Sound of a gun being readied.) 

Bradley thrust the barrel of his gun into the side of the man’s head, who was positively shaking in fear.

Cain: ….tch. 

Cain, in one instant, was clearly holding back, biting his lip.

And in the next-

(Sound of a sword swing.) 

Cain: Bradley. That’s enough.

Cain’s sword had changed targets. Bradley, meanwhile, just raised an eyebrow at the sight of the blade hovering in front of him. 

Bradley: …..Do ya know what the hell you’re doing, punk?

Cain: Yes, I know exactly what I’m doing. Lower your gun, Bradley.

Cain: I’m handin’ them over to the law.

Young Man: ….!

Cain: Believe me, I understand. I really do. These guys are absolute worst, most disgustin’ pieces of shit I’ve ever fuckin’ met. But…

Cain: It’s because of that I can’t just let them get executed here. Everyone should know what they did.

Cain: And besides..if we just kill these guys here and now, that boy will remain being a spirit.

Cain: He was mudered by these fuckers. The very least I could do is to return him to the person he once was.

Bradley: Ha! So this is how Sir Knight does things, huh? The “proper way?” 

Bradley gave a sharp laugh.

The barrel of his gun remained in place, digging into the man’s skull. The leader, who had been so cocky before, was now shaking and crying like a baby.

Bradley: Then I’ll show you th’ right way a bandit leader does it. 

Bradley: One by one, I’ll blow their fuckin’ heads off, an our curse will be gone.

Bradley: Four bullets an’ its done. Smart, right?

Bradley spread his free hand wide like a performer on stage, and then placed his finger on the trigger of the gun.

Cain: Stop!!

(Sound of magic being used, then the sound of their gun and sword. Metal is clashing repeatedly.)

A sound of a gunshot echoed through the air, accompanied by the violent crash of metal on metal. Over and over again it resounded, and I instinctively closed my eyes when a menacing spark of light grew into a blaze.

And then-

Bradley: ….Ugh, you-you lil shit!!

Startled, I opened my eyes. Bradley’s bullets almost sparkled in the night, leaving behind an afterglow of greenish light as they arced through the sky.

Cain was breathing heavily, having deflected the gun barrel with his sword.

(The shriek of a monster echoes in the night.)

In the distance, I heard a horrid cry that child me to the bone.

The wandering spirit had noticed them.

Bradley: You fuckin’ overdid it, brat!

Cain: Look who’s talkin’!!

(Sound of a fierce gale tearing through the forest.)

The wind howled like a roiling beast as the moonlight fought against the ever encroaching darkness. They clashed and overtook each other at dizzying speed, their colors painting the sky.

Those of the noble dawn, those of the ominous night; they opposed each other, glaring, unrelenting. 

(Sound of a gun barrel being cocked.)

Bradley’s gun was pointed directly at Cain’s forehead.

Akira: ….!

Bradley: I should blow yer head off with theirs.

Bradley: It don’t matter if we hold off usin’ magic anymore; the thing’s already noticed us.

Bradley: If it’s usin’ magic, I’m way stronger than you. Stand back if you don’t wanna die, kid!

Cain: I will not! 

Cain: Even if I get killed for it, I won’t yield for the truth I believe in.

Cain: I am a knight.

Even as Bradley’s gun now pressed against his own forehead, Cain did not falter a single step.

The light his sword gave off in the moonlight shone pure and white, unblemished by the shadows around it.

(Sound of a trigger creaking.)

The deep, everlasting darkness fell upon us next, as Bradley’s finger twitched on the trigger of his gun.

Akira: Please…please stop, both of you! Please calm down-

Young Man: –Leonard! It’s Leonard!

The pair who had been staring each other down both turned to face the young man at the same time.

I too, turned my head in surprise.

The timid, frail-looking boy, now had the will to fight to the death blazing in his eyes. His shoulders shook as he breathed heavily from his outburst.

The clouds parted, the moonlight shone down; brilliant and dazzling bright.

Young Man: The boy-the boy those men killed, the one who wanted to be a knight! 

Young Man: I was traveling together with him….my older brother Leonard! 

Cain: …Wait, travelling together? Then, that means…

Bradley: There were two missin’ persons. But only one of them was killed.

Akira: (So that was what he was trying to tell us last time…the truth of the missing persons case..)

Unkempt Man: You-how dare you betray us!!

Young Man: Betrayal?! How could you call it betrayal?!

The young man shouted out loud, as fiery tears ran from his eyes that could no longer see.

Young Man: You killed him-you killed my older brother! Then you figured that pathetic little kid left behind was ‘useful’, and did this to my eyes!!

Young Man: If I could’ve seen properly, I would’ve run to the knights a long time ago!! But I …..I…..

Finally his tears ceased, and the young man looked up in Cain’s direction like he was wishing; like praying to a god.

Young Man: I did think that it was just a coincidence you had the same name…but you really are him. I see you now, Cain, the knight among knights, General of the Order.

Young Man: Whatever it is you decide, I’ll tell you everything.

Young Man: So please, just give us your judgement…..

(Sound of rustling fabric.)

Cain sheathed his sword, softling falling to his knees before the tearful boy.

He then put a gentle hand on the boys back, as if thanking him for his courage.

Cain: ….Yeah. I’ll hand you over to the Order.

Cain: And thanks to your bravery, we’ll be able to save your brother…It’s okay, you’re alright now.

Young Man: …hgk…kay…..Thank…..you…..

Bradley: ….

But at that moment-

[mr-snailman]

okay right so this has been swirling around in my brain for AGES so in honor of me hitting the halfway point on “say yes”:

what if we stuck them in the OTHER award-winning movie that came out in 1997?

I don’t have a defined plot here or anything this is not gonna be a fic (I have my hands full) but here’s what I do know:

Skylar’s here! because guess what I love Skylar! and she’s basically taking Rose’s role, but her whole deal is that she’s got this dream of becoming a doctor but is getting pushed into marriage for financial/societal/plot reasons (Asshole From Harvard makes a cameo as the fiancé)

but then she meets Will, who really just wants to get back to Boston and his job at the dockyards, and his childhood friend who can’t stop staring at him when the wind’s in his hair and the sun’s streaming down the side of his face!

so it’s Skylar and Chuckie and Will running around the lower decks. they sneak her into a party, she drinks them under the table, Will has to undergo the nightmare scenario of having two people who love you dearly gang up on you and ask what the hell you’re going to do with your life (oof)

Not sure how or if Sean fits into this. Sorry, Sean.

uh but then obviously shit hits the fan, and it’s been a LONG time since I actually watched Titanic because my father insists on shouting “my fart will go on” at the top of his lungs throughout so I don’t remember all the details

but they end up in the water! fun fact did you know that in the original drafts for Good Will Hunting Chuckie was supposed to die in a construction accident?

so he’s in the water and it’s so fucking cold and he’s trying to tell Will to be happy with Skylar and do something with his life

but Will just won’t let go and hauls him onto the door, which almost capsizes but doesn’t because somebody here is enough of a math genius to figure out the weight distribution so that doesn’t happen

and Skylar, the woman who’s read every medical textbook she could find, who had to teach herself because no one else would do it, manages to keep all three of them from succumbing to hypothermia before they can get picked up by the rescue ship

cut to Boston, Massachusetts, May 1913, and Skylar walks into a certain bar not far from the docks in Southie to tell her boys (now including Billy and Morgan) that she fucking aced an exam at the Boston University Med School (because Harvard’s med school didn’t admit women until 19 fuckin 45, the bastards)

and if she catches Will (who is actually doing something math-related these days) and Chuckie tangling their legs together under the table, well, hey, it’s good to be alive

[penelopecruzcoded]

Dammit brings back the best memories of mike. i think i got that one from him, i listen to it and i can clearly see him singing along at some party we had a million moons ago. crazy when you have a crush on someone but it comes out in a really harmless and benevolent, painless way, the best kind of way. i never suffered on account of that crush, if anything he was foundational in forming my dumb little baby brain and opening my eye to some really choice music and movies and humor and shit. he was like the corrupting older brother i always wished i had, and then got to experience in a surrogate way through laura. every time we stayed over at her house i wanted to go upstairs to his attic-bedroom and see what he was up to with his friends. sometimes we did. sometimes we'd grab couch cushions and slide down his stairs on them, those spiral stairs that wound down to the third floor. sometimes he'd join us in being stupid, every now and then. i'm sure if i wound back the memory tapes and heard his jokes now they would come off really juvenile, cliched your mom or fart jokes, but back then it was everything. after all he was just a 16 year old and we were dumb 14 year olds but everything he did or said struck me in such a 👁👄👁 way. he really was like that kind of brother to me. i still remember that time at that busy intersection downtown with the cars we were trying to cross, and i was a little freaked out because they were all going so fast and not stopping for us, and he took my hand while we crossed. since the crush was in overdrive back then, all i could think was 'omg this is so romantic', but now i see it as what it really was, an act of caring, a looking out for somebody. sometimes holding hands feels more intimate than kissing, to me.

maybe we were all his sister's dumb friends, and he was something much more to me, but i don't even mind that it was like that. i'm just left with the best kinds of memories, of laughter and dumb shit and some more laughter. when the gang got those foxtrot uniform tshirts printed that got us in trouble at the halloween haunted house with some kid's karen parent, he was endlessly amused. i love memories like this, the ones that leave me grinning from ear to ear and nothing else.

[galaxicide]

Do you write in complete silence? Listening to music? Watching something? & What is on your wishlist?

mun questions / accepting / @techniiciian

Do you write in complete silence? Listening to music? Watching something?

Generally, it depends on my mood. i like background tv noise (usually orange is the new black, for some reason), no noise, or I put on benlo's spotify playlist. so far, the latter is coming up top, and it's mostly classical music interspersed with some linkin park lmao.

What is on your wishlist?

Let's see...

post tros threads. i thirst for them.

interactions with leia, luke, obi, poe poe and rey. I'm already covering everyone else important in ben's canon (doesn't mean I don't want more of them tho!). i know there are snoke rpers floating about...but I'm not ready for that yet ddjjdj.

Alderaan Prince Ben~

LET ME WRITE MODERN BEN.

infiltrator ben, who pretends to go dark side to gain intel etc, but is actually part of the rebellion. except this information is only known to his parents and uncle. everyone else just thinks he's a traitorous dick.

ben and the kor literally being a gang of space thugs outside of the order.

i know there's probably more...but brain go fart.