#blonde moment

[foreverrryourssss]

[dancingdaffodils08]

(Married couple Adrienette)

Adrien: hey, you ready to go?

Marinette: almost can you help me with the zipper on the back of my dress.

Adrien: yeah sure :) *attempts the zipper*

Marinette: …

Marinette: Adrien…upwards sweetheart.

Adrien: oh, right.

[hystericwaif]

shook a bottle of creamer and it went everywhere….. including on me…. at least I smell like caramel macchiato now ꪆৎ

[laynaly]

[unclegirl]

y'all.

i saw the batman 89 echoes comic and went "wow, those characters look very burtonverse, i wonder why it's called 89."

guys.

i'm so stupid.

[baliffcastorskybound]

Is this not right?

[lucasthelesbian]

It just hit me like a dump truck that ussop's character is a spin on frickin Pinocchio. How the hell did I not realize this before?! Liar, n a long nose. Omg 😂😂😂

[foreverrryourssss]

Perfection✨

[fanarchoslashivist]

Went to Walmart last night dead tired because I donated plasma after a full day work and I just wanted dinner, lunch for tomorrow, and catfood. And I. Scanned. The pop tarts. 13 times?

Apparently the register counted 12 additional pop tarts in my little basket.

And my poor brain saw $41 for groceries? Yeah that tracks. And didn't register that I was only buying eggs, catfood, poptarts, and ramen. Not actual groceries.

So hopefully I can go back today after work and explain the issue and get a refund.

[saudade-for-apricity]

[gabilunaar]

Labru modern aus fics be like:

Because men, every time Kabru has a PhD, published books, goes on tv, is on the radio of your home, is a professor, rich and famous and all. Than we have Laios that works in a supermarket, plays dnd and works out.

[xenazaria]

Y'all I feel stupid. I just realized it's called "everywhere" because it's where everything is.

"Where?"

"Every where."

As in every place

Also it's "nowhere":

"where?"

"there is no where"

As in no place.

[virtie333]

You know, I was born blonde, and some days I wish I still was.

I have had my laptop for almost 2 years now, and it hit me today that I've never used the webcam on it before. With my Zoom appointment tomorrow, I decided I had better make sure it works. Well, it didn't. I tried everything Support told me to, and nothing. Finally, I got to the part that said "look for a physical switch." Seriously? Nothing on the keyboard. Nothing on the side of the computer. Nothing... wait... what is that right by the camera?

Anyway, I'm heading off to do a final edit on my Triple Frontier story (yeah for listening to text to speech read my smut!) and then maybe catch up on some fanfiction; I am so behind!

[codesquire]

Man, I had a brainfart just now...

"Der Kommissar" comes on, and I think to myself, "This doesn't sound like After the Fire, who else did this song...?

Oh, yeah, motherfuckin' Falco.

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[egophiliac]

:) hello! :D hope you have a nice day and absolutely do not think of the possibility of one of the last story cards being of silver! and that his groovy will very probably be crying!!! THERE'S SO MANY CRYING PEOPLE IN STORY CARDS LATELY!!! SPECIALLY LIGHT USERS!! I AM!!! SCARED!!!! bc so far we got Lilia and Sebek in the beginning book 7.... so at the end.... so we're missing story Silver... and Malleus is the one with less cards, so they might add one for him... but... the tears... ego.... THE TEARS!!!! EGOOOO!! (LOVE YOUR ART BTW EVERYTIME I GET A NOTIF FROM YOUR BLOG I RUN HERE TO SEE!)

(thank you! 💚💜💚)

YES I am ALSO like...90-95% convinced that we're going to be getting a story card for Silver once we wrap around back to diasomnia. 👀 especially because the way things are going, Silver will be the only character whose dream we haven't seen -- yet???? -- and that just. y'know. makes me wonder!

although I do think it would be VERY funny if he got a story card and the groovy was just "regular Silver except with one beautiful single crystal tear". this is actually a lot coming from him.

(he used up all his emotion yelling at a baby that one time, there's none left for a proper groovy-level cry.)