#blonde moment

[foreverrryourssss]

[dancingdaffodils08]

(Married couple Adrienette)

Adrien: hey, you ready to go?

Marinette: almost can you help me with the zipper on the back of my dress.

Adrien: yeah sure :) *attempts the zipper*

Marinette: …

Marinette: Adrien…upwards sweetheart.

Adrien: oh, right.

[hystericwaif]

shook a bottle of creamer and it went everywhere….. including on me…. at least I smell like caramel macchiato now ꪆৎ

[unclegirl]

y'all.

i saw the batman 89 echoes comic and went "wow, those characters look very burtonverse, i wonder why it's called 89."

guys.

i'm so stupid.

[baliffcastorskybound]

Is this not right?

[iloveeverythingyoudo]

👱🏽‍♀️🤍

[lucasthelesbian]

It just hit me like a dump truck that ussop's character is a spin on frickin Pinocchio. How the hell did I not realize this before?! Liar, n a long nose. Omg 😂😂😂

[saudade-for-apricity]

[foreverrryourssss]

Perfection✨

[daedrabela]

😳

[scarlettnox]

Babes I’m full blonde again!!!☀️

[dejablonde]

Y'know, I did forget that I literally included blonde in my url

also put it in the tags so they see, i love seeing what people think eachother looks like lolol <3

[gabilunaar]

Labru modern aus fics be like:

Because men, every time Kabru has a PhD, published books, goes on tv, is on the radio of your home, is a professor, rich and famous and all. Than we have Laios that works in a supermarket, plays dnd and works out.

[xenazaria]

Y'all I feel stupid. I just realized it's called "everywhere" because it's where everything is.

"Where?"

"Every where."

As in every place

Also it's "nowhere":

"where?"

"there is no where"

As in no place.

[virtie333]

You know, I was born blonde, and some days I wish I still was.

I have had my laptop for almost 2 years now, and it hit me today that I've never used the webcam on it before. With my Zoom appointment tomorrow, I decided I had better make sure it works. Well, it didn't. I tried everything Support told me to, and nothing. Finally, I got to the part that said "look for a physical switch." Seriously? Nothing on the keyboard. Nothing on the side of the computer. Nothing... wait... what is that right by the camera?

Anyway, I'm heading off to do a final edit on my Triple Frontier story (yeah for listening to text to speech read my smut!) and then maybe catch up on some fanfiction; I am so behind!

[codesquire]

Man, I had a brainfart just now...

"Der Kommissar" comes on, and I think to myself, "This doesn't sound like After the Fire, who else did this song...?

Oh, yeah, motherfuckin' Falco.