#blonde moment

[foreverrryourssss]

[daffsforstag]

(Married couple Adrienette)

Adrien: hey, you ready to go?

Marinette: almost can you help me with the zipper on the back of my dress.

Adrien: yeah sure :) *attempts the zipper*

Marinette: …

Marinette: Adrien…upwards sweetheart.

Adrien: oh, right.

[hystericwaif]

shook a bottle of creamer and it went everywhere….. including on me…. at least I smell like caramel macchiato now ꪆৎ

[poolsideconvoz]

I act like such a blonde bc I am such a blonde but like in the brain

[twitcertified]

A Blonde Moment! I think it's insulting that you are trying to test my knowledge of economics!

[laynaly]

[unclegirl]

y'all.

i saw the batman 89 echoes comic and went "wow, those characters look very burtonverse, i wonder why it's called 89."

guys.

i'm so stupid.

[baliffcastorskybound]

Is this not right?

[foreverrryourssss]

Perfection✨

[lucasthelesbian]

It just hit me like a dump truck that ussop's character is a spin on frickin Pinocchio. How the hell did I not realize this before?! Liar, n a long nose. Omg 😂😂😂

[fanarchoslashivist]

Went to Walmart last night dead tired because I donated plasma after a full day work and I just wanted dinner, lunch for tomorrow, and catfood. And I. Scanned. The pop tarts. 13 times?

Apparently the register counted 12 additional pop tarts in my little basket.

And my poor brain saw $41 for groceries? Yeah that tracks. And didn't register that I was only buying eggs, catfood, poptarts, and ramen. Not actual groceries.

So hopefully I can go back today after work and explain the issue and get a refund.

[saudade-for-apricity]

[gabilunaar]

Labru modern aus fics be like:

Because men, every time Kabru has a PhD, published books, goes on tv, is on the radio of your home, is a professor, rich and famous and all. Than we have Laios that works in a supermarket, plays dnd and works out.

[xenazaria]

Y'all I feel stupid. I just realized it's called "everywhere" because it's where everything is.

"Where?"

"Every where."

As in every place

Also it's "nowhere":

"where?"

"there is no where"

As in no place.

[virtie333]

You know, I was born blonde, and some days I wish I still was.

I have had my laptop for almost 2 years now, and it hit me today that I've never used the webcam on it before. With my Zoom appointment tomorrow, I decided I had better make sure it works. Well, it didn't. I tried everything Support told me to, and nothing. Finally, I got to the part that said "look for a physical switch." Seriously? Nothing on the keyboard. Nothing on the side of the computer. Nothing... wait... what is that right by the camera?

Anyway, I'm heading off to do a final edit on my Triple Frontier story (yeah for listening to text to speech read my smut!) and then maybe catch up on some fanfiction; I am so behind!

[codesquire]

Man, I had a brainfart just now...

"Der Kommissar" comes on, and I think to myself, "This doesn't sound like After the Fire, who else did this song...?

Oh, yeah, motherfuckin' Falco.