#boyfriendos

[yzy-starpants]

The two cutest polygons of all time

From S3E14, "Ugh"

[yzy-starpants]

no matter how gay I remember this scene, the actual scene is even gayer

Before, I used to watch this clip and think “nahh SpongeBob is not thinking Patrick is hot… right?” and now I’m a better person and stopped denying THIS CLIP IS GAY AS FUCK

[allmyandroids]

Graham Dalton would ALWAYS get the goddess treatment from me 💅🏻❤️‍🔥✨️

[justsasuke]

“crying about how mad Jugo looks in the corner” - he’s just upset Sasuke likes Nature Things that Aren’t Him 😾🙀

You’re so right about this 😂😂

Sasuke talking to cats and not him while he’s standing there shirtless in the corner? Unbelievable

[ethien]

Day 3: Ice Cream

Kotone always messing with shy boyfriend

Just lick it Aki, we all want it

@akiham-events-hub

(I also tried after a long time lines all in black...and I am still no fan of it...idk it looks extremly anime for me... I really prefer the lines in different colors... but all in all, i think it turned out great...even if i dislike the lines)

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

grrrrrrrrrrr i miss my boyfriend grrrrrrrrrrrr

[chevvy-yates]

fkkkkkkkmeeee

its almost 4am

i shoudl sleep

but I did all foods mission with thyjsiiiii

and took pics.

ffffffff

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

A/N ::: 😳. Iiiii ... Ok. So I'm never this creative to think of such things like ... oh, idk. Kafka likes to roleplay with his girl - kinda fucked up things. Like, being a little rough in bed. Both ways - roughing and being roughed up. Idk. I just totally see him being the best fucking husbando/boyfriendo ever. Sorry Draken, Chifuyu, Mitsuya, oh god, and Baji. ANYWAY. Yeah. This Kafka stuff just keeps oozing from my fingers and I'm in no hurry to stop. I hope you guys enjoy this!

C/W ::: Roleplay (on the rougher side - not violent, per se - but not like petting a kitten either ... no pun intended), unprotected P->V, hands-on stuff, a little tossing of the other person around but like I said, I don't think it's like, too too rough. You've read this far, heed the warning if you think this won't be for you =). That's why we put them here!

WC ::: Under 1,200 (I'm coming back around, you guys!!)

MDNI UNDER THE CUT PLEASE, THANK YOU.

You bite your bottom lip as Kafka growls against your skin. His words and his tone are harsh, but his touch … it’s painfully soft. The slight pressure of his mouth, the rasp of his tongue against the sensitive skin of your neck. It makes your stomach flutter, and your eyes roll back.

He breathes heavily against you as he moves his mouth lower, to your shoulder, then down, across your collarbone and back up again.

"You're sending me really, really mixed signals here, Kafka. You're mouth is literally saying one thing while your body does another."

"You don't say," he says.

"I do say."

He huffs and lifts his head to look you in the eyes, his own dark, pupils blown wide. "What do you want me to say?" he says, his voice low, rough. "That I like you?

"I mean, yeah. That would be nice. But maybe a little consistency first?"

"I like you," he says, "But I also hate you. So I don't know. What should I do?"

You try to shimmy away from him but his grip just tightens and there's no way you can get out of his arms.

He leans in, his breath tickling your ear and you shiver. "Do you want me to let you go?" he whispers.

"What I want is ..." You sigh, "What I want," you say slowly, "Is for you to get over yourself." You take a deep breath. "I know that you want me, at the very least. Why are you being so gentle and rough with me at the same time?"

He huffs. "It's complicated," he says. "I like you. I do. And .... But ..."

"But what?" You ask.

"But nothing. It's not important."

He looks down again at your body pressed into the mattress. His hands sliding down your shoulders to your elbows.

You try to wiggle your wrist free from his large hand. You want to grab him by the chin and make him look you in the eye, but he still has an unreasonably tight grip on you.

He glances at you through his lashes, his mouth curled into a devious smirk. "You want something, little one?"

You shout, "That's it! That's it! I've had enough of your patronizing. You're gonna get it now, Kafka."

You can feel your temperature rise and your willpower falter. Mustering every tiny little ounce of strength you have in your much smaller body you flip him over so he's on his back. Though you have a feeling that he went willingly. You don't care though. You're just happy that the tables have turned - in your favor, too.

For now, anyway.

You squat over him on the bed and straddle his torso, placing your knees on either side of his ears, careful not to put too much pressure on his chest.

He laughs at you and asks why you're not putting your full weight down on him. "You think you're gonna hurt me, you little fly."

You see him smile at you, a sharp-toothed grin. "Come on," he says, "You're not going to hurt me. I want you to give it your best shot, though. G'head."

You lean forward, putting your full weight on him and he laughs. "Oh-hoh, now you've done it," he says. "You should not have done that."

The laughter stops and his eyes narrow as you press your hand to his cheek, running your thumb across his bottom lip. He leans forward, trying to bite at your fingers and you pull your hand away, making him growl again. This time in frustration, you’re sure of it. 

You place your hand on his throat, pushing him back down onto the bed.

"Enough," you say, your voice low, barely more than a whisper. "It's time to stop playing around."

His eyes widen as you lean in, pressing your mouth against his. He stiffens at first, but then relaxes, his mouth opening under yours.

His tongue brushes against your lips, and you open for him, your own tongue meeting his.

You can taste the sweetness of his mouth, and the taste makes you hungry for more. You press closer, your teeth clicking together as you try to deepen the kiss.

Kafka wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer as you continue to kiss. You feel his cock harden against your thigh and you moan.

You press your hips down, rubbing against him, his cock sliding against your pussy through the thin black lace of your underwear.

You break the kiss, panting, your body is on fire.

Kafka groans as you begin to rock your hips, grinding your pussy harder yet against his cock.

"Fuck," he whispers, his eyes glazed over, his lips swollen from your kiss.

You reach between you, grabbing his cock, squeezing it tightly as you stroke it, your hand sliding up and down his shaft.

"Do you want me?" you ask, leaning in, your lips brushing against his.

"Yes," he says, his voice rough, his breathing ragged. "Fuck yes."

"Then," you say, kissing him deeply. "take me, Kafka."

An animalistic sound escapes his throat as he flips you over onto your back, his body pressing you down into the bed.

You moan as he pushes his cock inside you, stretching you open. He fills you completely, his cock buried to the hilt in your pussy.

He begins to move, his thrusts slow and steady as he fucks you, his cock sliding in and out of you. Your walls squeeze him tightly.

You wrap your legs around his waist, pulling him closer as you rock your hips, meeting his offerings.

You look up at him, face flushed.

He looks down at you, his expressions are intense, but he never shifts his focus. His movements become harder, faster. Almost desperate in his attempt to navigate this fare.

You gasp as you feel him hit just the right spot, making your vision blur. You dig your nails into his back, clinging to him as your orgasm hits you like a surprise wave. Despite knowing full well what the outcome of this would be, the result never ceases to amaze you.

He never ceases to amaze you.

Kafka groans, his thrusts becoming erratic. As he fucks you through your orgasm, he approaches his own.

He slams his cock into you one last time, his body going rigid as he begins to cum, his cock pulsing heavily as he fills you with all he's got.

You cling to him, your bodies pressed together, your heart racing as you both come down from the almost violent release of energy.

Kafka rests his forehead against yours, his breathing ragged.

"You are amazing," he whispers. "Absolutely … fucking ... amazing."

You smile and kiss him softly, your fingers stroking his cheek. "I almost believed you for a minute there, Kaf. Your growly voice is super sexy, but my god. I thought you were a little pissed for a second. Let's do this again. Soon, mm?"

You lift his chin to take stock of his face and you know you'll never tire of seeing his kind eyes looking back at you. "Hey, I love you, you know."

You can't see it, but you're pretty sure he's blushing. The heat radiating from his face against your shoulder washed up like a sunrise; It was slow, but you felt every little prickle of warmth overtake everything it touched.

He buries his face in the crook of your neck, his lips brushing against your skin.

"I love you too," he whispers. "You know I do. You know I'll never stop, yeah?"

You smile and close your eyes, letting the near total darkness of the room wrap you both up in a blanket of promises.

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[yzy-starpants]

How did I never notice SpongeBob cutely catching Patrick in his arms in this scene? 🥹🥹🥹

From S1E3a, "Jellyfishing"

[milcs]

Boyfriendos after a day of training

[thefluffyrailway-official]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE OLY ONE WHO SHIPPED THEM!!! OMGGGG I LOAF THIS SM!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mermay 3: A Sailor and his Merman

Ooooooooo, smoochiesssss~

How many people can guess who these are without looking at the tags?

It is after midnight, I told you I wasn't sleeping until I finished it.

Again, unofficial human design, simply a temporary representation for the clout.

I'm tired so I can't think of much else to type so, goodnight.

Aight, peace. ✌️✨

[livinginikedworlds]

okay that was not eddie gay with all the letters but it was extremely close? all of the threads for a perfwct gay arc was flawlessly executed and just need more time

also gettinh rid of bucks boyfriendo in the middle of it was a nice touch

[ask-liam-p]

i guess we can't tell soda bottle you n your boyfriendo nail made out anymore💔💔

I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIENDDD

[lvl99princess]

What is this, a crossover episode? Lol I made a boyfriendo page 😂

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

Ayo i love you :<

i love you too babygirl

[bemycoffeepot]

You don't have anything written for Veridis Quo, but could you tell me more about it? 👀

AHHH LOVE THIS YEEEES 💕💕💕💕

For context, when I first heard that song by Daft Punk, I just knew that this was gonna be the song that'd be played on my wedding day (only need the proposal now). So I played it for my boyfriendo and told him so and he was like hell yeah, let's do this (been a year? two? since then, yet, still waiting tho 😒)

whatever.

So, as I'm not getting my own wedding anytime soon, I'm generous enough to allow Hinata to use that song for her's.

BUT the guy in her dream wedding is some rich tycoon her father wants to marry her off to (spoiler, it's Naruto lol) and initially she's freaking scared and doesn't want anything to do with the terrifying big guy who stands at the altar.

Yet Naruto has been secretly keeping an eye on her and he's got no plans whatsoever of cancelling his big day. You only getting married once in a lifetime (for him at least)

He tells himself that she's gonna adapt soon enough 😒🤭

Anyway, the wedding takes place and, as expected, she falls in love. Fast and hard and uncontrollably (all he has to do is smile lol).

He's older and sweet and HAWT, introducing her to the world of sensuality and love. He's protective with his princess, gives her awesome orgasms, bestows her with the most beautiful of gifts and brings her to places all over the world so that she can live the life of the pampered bride he wants her to be.

He literally gives her the world. Would make the whole planet burn for her and all she has to do is ask.

Hinata is like: he's God to me and I love him for everything he is and nothing could ever change the way I see him (cause he's her lovely and sweet hubby)

Problem though because Naruto only reserves his soft side for his bride and for no else. He's ruthless and got no pity for anyone. He's a killer and does shady things to maintain power. Really shady things.

Everyone knows what monster he is but Hinata doesn't care, even though she hears the rumors. She's naive and doesn't believe them or doesn't want to. She loves him with everything she has and truly believes that deep down, he's a good person who just needs a bit of refining.

Naruto listening to his angel protecting his reputation (she's feral when it's about him):

AND NOW I'VE GOT TO BUILD A STORY AROUND THEIR LOVE OR JUST DO A ONE-SHOT BUT I JUST KNOW I AM NOT CAPABLE OF THAT

Thank you for asking Bunny because that finally materialized this story 💕💕💕

but before I can start a new story I need to finish 'again'.... I already started a new one recently and got 'soaked' still on hold.

me, right now: