#boy got hips like shakira

[pascallatte]

You're old now, ducky

Pairing: Pedro Pascal x actress!reader

Summary: Post it, it’s not a big deal right? Well, the truth has come out and it isn’t as bad as others make it to be.

Date: December 2017

Warning/s: age gap, that's all, pretty much fluff

Taglist: @benonlinear, @t-stark35, @heyitsme-2, @elleeeee21, @holmesstrange, @tagakalat, @flyestvenustrap, @oldermenaremyreligion, @cherryred444, @avengersheart, @guacala, @pukka-latte

A/N: so uhmmmm I sort of sped my editing process up cause I really wanted to post this already. Like always tell me what you think and happy reading!!

Let’s put it like this, after months— years in fact of speculation from netizens, one would think that whatever they’ve come up with in the first place would be false. This is just cause paparazzi rumour mostly ends up with it just being, well, paparazzi rumour. People Love proving them wrong, but more so on the fact that some fans would approve of a rumour when it involves one or both of their favourite celebrities.

Now, going back to the paparazzi rumour being, just, paparazzi rumour. Let’s talk about maybe, the 10% that was proven true. You see, paparazzi always find ways to know, more like invade, a celebrities personal life. Even with ones like their current muses Pedro Pascal and Y/N L/N, who are the quietest most private people to date, aside from some slip-ups and relationship rumours with friends and co-stars. So with them, having to go public and show themselves to the world, it might just mean that they and/or their team had enough or they just got fed up with being bombarded and interviewed with the same questions every time.

But based on how they’ve done it, people would think that they’ve just decided to do it because they want to. No pressure, no plans, just them wanting to show their appreciation to the other. Well, that’s just what happened on the eve of Y/n's birthday.

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The day you and Pedro had decided to go public, no one knew. And no one expected that Pedro’s regular post would be as big as this. The post simply consisted of a video and a picture from both of your birthdays, followed by a caption that confirmed all their speculations.

The video started with Shakira’s “Can’t Remember to Forget You,” being blasted in the speakers in the background. The room you were in was decorated with balloons and strings alongside the “Happy Birthday Pedrito” that was strung on the wall, making the people realize this was taken months ago on his birthday. It was also known that Pedro was recording this because if his laugh didn’t give it away, it was his reflection in the mirror behind you. 

Bare-footed, holding pompoms whilst wearing an oversized hoodie filled with Pedro’s face and shades, you stood in front of him, dancing to the beat and singing along. 

“The only memory is us kissing in the moonlight!!”

Pointing a pompom at him, “P continue”

He just continued to laugh as the camera shook. Smiling at him, you wiggled your hips and gave him a look of mischief.

“I can't remember to forget you,”

Taking off your heart-shaped shades, you step closer to him with a wide smile and was seen putting it on him from the mirror behind you. Pulling him up, he tries to keep the camera steady as you tried to make him dance with you. 

“I rob and I kill to keep him with me

I'll do anything for that boy”

You gave him a little tug and laughed as he stumbled a bit, the camera zoomed in on you after that. Your flushed, glitter-covered face was seen but despite the mess you were smiling as hell, his reflection also gave away his expression because he was seen reciprocating your smile.

“I'd give my last dime to hold him tonight

I'll do anything for that boy”

Pulling away, you extended your arms while exaggerating a hug as you lip-synched. As soon as you had your arms around yourself you wiggled shouting “ TO HOLD HIM TONIGHT!”. You were then seen placing your hands in your pockets and pulling out a party hat.

Walking closer to him, “Can you bend down a little,” you asked him, still out of breath. As he moved closer you fixed the party hat before gently placing it on his head with a soft smile on both your faces.

“There,” you said before patting his cheek and placing a party hat on yourself too. Turning to the counter on your left you carried the already lighted cake to him while saying “Happy 42nd, mi Cielo.”

“Thank you, mi sol,” he blew the candle and hugged you, ending the video.

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The picture he posted with this was taken the night of your birthday. The large window and purple carpet by it made it clear that this was in your apartment.

“Happy Birthday to you!!” they sang as they walked to you carrying the cake. Pedro and a friend of yours were seated on either side of you with wide smiles as they waited for the cake that would conclude your “30th year on Earth,” as they say.

“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear y/n, happy birthday to you!!,” you blew the candle as soon as they finished as claps erupted from the people with you followed by a kiss on the cheek from Pedro who was smiling at you the whole time. 

A friend of yours raised her camera “Come on, let’s take a picture.”

The first couple of shots were good, everything was proper and organized nothing “disastrous” has happened yet. But, of course, it won’t last long as long as you were involved. Dipping your fingers to the cake, you smudged it on the unknowing Pedro’s cheeks up to his nose while he was talking to someone. 

He looked at you, shocked, before he too, dipped his finger in the cake, spreading the icing on your cheek and forehead. You widened your eyes at him because you were not expecting him to do it to you too. But as soon as the shock wore off you were both laughing at your antics, you were then surprised when they called you two for a picture.

Taking the chance, you grabbed his cheeks and stuck them to your icing-covered cheek, and smiled for the camera. It ended up showing a picture of you guys, cheek to cheek, face covered in icing while smiling like crazy. One of your hands was placed on one side of his face and his hands were raised to show how much icing it still has on.

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“I would like to introduce to everyone to my ducky, my sunshine, mi alma, el amor de mi vida, Y/N, who has entered her 30s today. Wishing you the best of luck for this new chapter, hopefully with old little me who's been with you these last two and a half years. Know that we love you so so much and remember to just be yourself, no matter what.

Once again, Feliz cumpleaños querida. This is also a reminder that you’re old now, ducky.”  

[shockinglyangel]

THE SLYTHERIN BOYS REACT TO YOU TEACHING THEM THE MACARENA

NOT PROOFREAD

DRACO

- Surprisingly good

- Got into the rhythm quite easily

- Only muggle thing he will ever take interest in

- Massive smile while dancing

- Shows it off to the boys

- Bobs his head to the music

- Pulls you in to dance with him

- Convinced he's Shakira 2.0 with that hip swizzle

THEO

- Fast learner

- Was singing "macaroni" instead of "macarena"

- Tried to add in some other cool dance moves in between, but fell on his ass and hurt himself :/

- Sings the song loudly

- Literally having the time of his life

- The dance floor is his stage fr

- Shows it off to the teachers he likes

BLAISE

- HE CAN DANCE

- He'll try to overpower Draco's dance moves with his own

- Born to macarena baby

- brings you in and holds your hips at the "ayyy macarena" part plays

- Having the time of his life

- Pushes his friends so he can have his moment

MATTHEO

- Already a pretty decent dancer

- Takes him a hot minute to get into the rhythm

- Looking into the distance and counting down in his head while listening to the music in order to learn it

- Loosens jo when it comes to the hip swizzle

- Tongue out trying to make sure he doesn't mess up

- Shows off to all the boys

LORENZO

- He's already so into muggle stuff that he knows how to do it

- perfectly on beat

- living his best life

- adds in a little footwork for extra spice

- goes off track and dances with you to a completely different choreography he'd come up with in the last 3 seconds

- teaching 1st years cus he thinks it's funny

TOM

- Would absolutely refuse

- "I'm not doing that stupid muggle dance"

- You have to persuade him

- "I'll give you something in return"

- Gets up slowly and extends his arms

- You have to physically move his hands and arms for him

- Gets into the flow and does the movements with a look of pure distaste

- Looks could kill when you tell him to move his hips

- Doesn't do it and sits back down

- "Don't tell anyone about this"

[kalifornia1025]

The Resident Patient Pt. 1 (SPOILERS)

Pt. 1 notes for Resident Patient, let’s go!!!

“I need a catchphrase”- sir you already have a bunch, just take your pick

Gross, weird, and spooky? SAY LESS!

He’s getting the mic fixed…not replaced…I can’t even be mad about his dedication to the mic 

“You ever dropped it?” “About 16 times, yeah”- HOW DID IT NOT BREAK SOONER?!

John you seriously share your Dad Jokes with anyone, huh?

Murder case already? Splendid

Ooh, John and Sherlock alternating clever deductions between each other, love it LOVE IT!

“Hips don’t lie, mate” SHAKIRA SHAKIRA (…sorry)

…there’s a what on his WHAT?

Oh wow, love affair turned murder? Nice

“Well observed Doctor” “Thank you Detective” YOU TWO STOP BEING SO CUTE

THE HIGH FIVES ARE BACK!!

Sherlock is so real about not wanting cold butter for his toast, because I’ve lost so many good toasts when trying to spread cold butter on them…I’d rather have a plain toast than a massacred one

“To the dead condom man” - now John why did you have to say that?

“We are [magnetic] aren’t we? Opposites attract and all that sort of thing” - sir you can’t just say that and be surprised we ship you two (don’t even get me STARTED on the mailbag episodes…)!

Hehe more canon acknowledgment of Sherlock’s neurodiversity

“Just…a little bored” “You just solved a murder” - no joke this immediately make me think of that one scene from BBC Sherlock 

“Ugh” - why were so SASSY with that, Sherlock????

Aww John already knows to calm Sherlock down from getting worked up without cases, he knows him so well!

“Christ sake you sound like the bloody listeners” - ope, I feel called out (not a shoutout, but close enough)

“Fill a brother in” - oh…oh no John why

I like how Sherlock isn’t always right, like sometimes he’ll be SO CLOSE but get it wrong and go “bugger”, it reminds us that he’s not too perfect (which I prefer)

Oh nice, I like when John brings up his educational background!

I REALLY like Percy’s voice <3 <3

“Little prick, but enough of me!” - John if want the short jokes to stop THIS ISN’T HELPING

‘Chugging along’, ‘Deduction Junction’, ‘little observations may leave the carriage’…Sherlock you REALLY do like trains and it’s the cutest thing 

Okay, NOW we’re getting into the main case!

Oooh spooky element! That’s a little different from the main story, but in a good way

Sleepy John is so cute to me!

Mariana!!

“Heysville, ugh God I’m starting to sound like you [John], yuck” - rude but you’re not wrong

Mic shenanigans seem to be an ongoing theme right now, first it was the audio distortions in Red Circle and now the mic is magnetic

Oh hello…random nurse lady?

Well that interaction was certainly rushed, and TOTALLY not suspicious (she says sarcastically)

‘Johnny boy’? Wow, that’s a first

Oh God this is reminding me of Creeping Man pt. 2 cliffhanger…

OMG OMG JOHN WHY ARE YOU STRESSING ME??!!

So…that was part 1…and the case already sounds promising! I didn’t think we’d get such a dramatic cliffhanger in the first part, yet here we are. I’m REALLY liking the dynamic of John and Sherlock in this episode. They seem more in-tuned with each other! Unfortunately not a lot of Mariana but at least we got a heads that she wasn’t gonna be in this case much (plus she mentioned she was glad not to be ‘dealing with this case’…so that’s foreboding). Anyway STRONG start to the case, and we’ve still got two more parts so stay tuned (and hang tight John, Sherlock will be there soon)!

[kittyball23]

What cover songs do you hope Brozone and/or the Royal Sisters do in the future? Both as individuals, duos or as a group?

Ooo! I got a few I think could work (though for some the lyrics will have to be slightly adjusted of course)

Time to Change originally from the Brady Bunch, it’s about growing up n stuff, plus its supposed to be a six-parter (easily can be made to a 7-parter for BroZone and the Pop Sisters), plus Trolls has featured Brady Bunch music before (Sunshine Day)

Hips Don’t Lie originally by Shakira and Wyclef Jean by Cliva, as it’s about dancing (and per my headcanon Clay’s the best BroZone dancer) plus it’s a duet

Home originally sang by the chipmunks in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip, a six-parter that can also be made into a 7-parter and has a portion of the song sung by just the boys, one by just the girls, and then both together

We Are Family sang by Keke Palmer and the cast of Ice Age: Continental Drift, which had a variety of lyrics that were sang by different characters

Pretty Girls originally by Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea by the Pop Sisters (bonus if its sung at Branch and Clay lol)

Eleanor Rigby originally by the Beatles by Floyd (because this is the song I thought he was going to sing in the movie since it has "Lonely People" lyrics in it too. Fr though, I think an acoustic cover by Troye Sivan would sound beautiful)

Dynamite originally by BTS by BroZone (I was holding onto a thread of hope months ago that this song would be in the movie, it’s one of my favorites from BTS)

ABC originally by the Jackson Five by BroZone (I was also holding out for this song in the movie)

Surfin’ USA originally by the Beach Boys by BroZone (for when they’re having fun on Vacay Island)

Feels Like Love originally by the Cheetah Girls in their third movie One World, and since it’s about couples it could probably be Broppy, Cliva, and probably even Sprandy

Macarena originally by Los Del Rio by BroZone and the Pop Sisters (I know it’s overused in media, but I picture it going like the Animaniacs version😂)

These are the ones I could think of off the top of my head, not sure for what situations they would apply though, but I'm sure it can be figured out 😌 If I think of more, I'll definitely add onto this ^_^

[greasyghosts]

Hi mayhaps I just binge read a bunch of your things and omg it's so good you write so well <3 if it's okay, could I request dancing bachata (or to any hispanic music in general) with Chuuya, Dazai, and Sigma (and possibly Nikolai too if you write for him 👀) thank you and I hope you're having an amazing day!!!

EEEKK YES OMG TY FOR REQUESTING THIS

❝ Dancing bachata with them ❞

Featuring: Chuuya, Dazai, Sigma, and Nikolai

!please don't repost, plagiarize, or copy my work ♡

A/n: I loved writing this oml it was kind of hard to write though I'm ngl, but nonetheless, it was very fun. Each one is kind of short I'm sorry

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Chuuya:

Homie knows how to bachata.

DEADASS

I have no clue how or where he learned, but he did, and he's GOOD.

(I'm thirsty for him, and it probably shows..)

Anyways..

When you held out your hand to him when you were starting out, he'd immediately join in without hesitation

Perfectly matches your movements (though his eyes would probably be on your hips the entire time)

Lots of turning you around and spinning with him still holding onto your hands so his arms would cross around you

That's probably his favourite move because he loves the intimacy of it

This was posted on April 29th so happy birthday Chuuya :)

You two were at a bar when one of your favourite songs started to play, and you immediately got up to dance with a smile

"Chuuya! Care to join me? I'm not dancing bachata alone!" You'd giggle out

If he wasn't already smiling from alcohol, he'd be grinning as he'd get up, his hands meeting your hips as he'd run them up your back and gliding his hands to yours.

Your hands would interlink as you'd begin to sway to the music, his eyes watching your movements with a smile

"Hey, you're pretty good at that!" He'd grin as his hips moved with yours

As the music played on, your hands would wrap around his neck, and his supported your back.

Noticing how good his footwork was made you smile even brighter

"Chuuya, where'd you learn to bachata?" Your eyes meeting his

He'd shrug with a smug smirk. "I just have my ways" before stepping away, his hands meeting yours again as he'd turn you, his arms crossing over yours with your back to his chest.

He was a romantic at heart, Chuuya would love those old 1900's pet-names, he'd call you "Doll" and has probably called you a "dime-piece" a handful of times.

And in moments like this, it was easy to get lost in the moment with your lover boy.

The night went on with the two of you dancing. You were sure to leave with a smile and lovely memories. Your feet sore from all the dancing along with Chuuyas inevitable hangover

Dazai:

PFFT I don't think he'd know how to bachata

But he'd try!

He'd get the footwork down, but overall, he'd be pretty stiff lol (aka he'd step your toes)

Although whatever music is playing and whatever dance you're doing, he'd love being close to you

Very teasy and handsy when you dance together

Face, in your hair, 24/7

You were trying to teach Dazai to bachata for an event that was coming

He had already stomped on your feet a solid 9 times before he got the slight hang of it

"Osamu... You've got to move your hips more"

"But bellaa~, I'm trying!"

That's pretty much how it was going so far

Arms? Check

Footwork? Ehhh getting there

Hips? Definitely not Shakira worthy..

But even though he ultimately sort of sucked, you two were having fun!

He'd keep pulling your back into his chest, his face in the crook of your neck. Sure, he wasn't romantic at times, but he couldn't help but feel a bit sappy in this moment. (Even with his non-committal ass) He knew he'd stick with you, and damn was he glad he did.

You'd sigh, and you'd let him hold you for a little while.

"Wanna stop for tonight? Take a break?" You'd ask him, noticing his depleting energy

He'd nod his head a bit, turning you around to place a kiss on your forehead.

It was sweet..

Until he managed to step on your toes for the 10th time.

Sigma:

I love this man

He'd learn to bachata just for you

Like, he'd say he has a surprise for you, pulls you off the couch, and starts dancing with you.

Probably because you had asked him to bachata with you once, but he didn't know how, so he declined

(We all know he treats your heart like a de la Rosa)

Mwah, he's just so sweet

It took you by surprise when your duo-haired boyfriend lifted you up from the couch and started dancing with you. It was sweet. But boy, did it cause you to burst into a fit of giggles

This entire thing was awkward. With Sigma already embarrassed, and the way he just pulled you up made your cheeks red laughter.

He'd hide his face, still trying to regain his composure.

But you'd pull his hands down and give him a peck just to calm him down (it'd probably make him even more red, but it's okay)

"Sigma! I appreciate the thought, but the presentation of it -" You'd cut yourself off by your own laughter

At this, Sigma would pull you into a hug, burying his face into your neck to save him the embarrassment of you seeing his blushing face.

Give him some words of consolation to make him feel better, and maybe actually make the moment right for bachata...

And if you'd do this much, he'd actually be able to show you how well he's learned

When he finally does, it sure is impressive.

You can tell he's worked hard learning for you. At least there's consistency in this man's efforts.

But in the end, it was fun.

Nikolai:

The first time you'd ask him, God was he a tease

I doubt he'd actually feel bad for teasing you, but he would one day agree

He already knew how to bachata surprisingly (I kind of have his headcanon where he learns dances in his spare time, but shhh)

It'd be pretty untraditional, though. He'd add his own little moves like always to add ☆flare☆

But he'd probably get bored of it and turn it into a ballroom dance instead

Your clownish lover had you spinning around like a doll in his arms.

Always so gentle with you physically though always playing tricks with your mind with his silly quizzes

Today he was being exceptionally sweet.

'Perhaps it was because he wants something,' you thought.

But no, all those weeks ago when you'd ask him to dance and he'd tease you for it. That's why he was doing this for you today.

But, Nikolai? Feeling bad? Pfft what a joke. Well, that's atleast what he'd tell himself anyways.

You were his lover, he'd prize you above all else.

Just to be in your arms was a grace of the heavens in his eyes

And to see your slightly sullen face after he'd joke and prod at you, it soured his mood

He'd never admit it to you, nor himself really. But he was, in fact, vulnerable around you.

So at last he'd swallow his pride and dance with you.

His steps moved with expertise almost, but before you knew it he'd change the dance entirely

"Ugh.." Nikolai would groan

"I was getting bored anyways! Would you rather me quiz you, Dear Beloved?" He'd tease you even more

But after you'd tap out, your feet getting sore from dancing. That was when you'd finally notice the sincerity hiding in his eyes.

Final A/n: please don't mind the writing change during Nikolais! Some dead writer probably possessed me.. anyways I rlly apologize about the wait on this one! I rushed to finish it so I didn't proofread it, sorry if there's mistakes!!

[x-heesy]

🅢🅦🅐🅖 🅐🅣🅣🅐🅒🅚 🦄

Yeah, uh

Uh, uh (Got the beat by Powers and we just made a banger)

Uh, yeah, uh, yeah

Pull up with the grr, pow, onomatopoeia

Hopping out the Burban, big body like Madea

Put some holes in him, now he spotted like a cheetah

How the fuck you living? Good, I wouldn't wanna be ya

I'm with your bitch and her back arched like Tina

Look to the back at you boys, you can't keep up

Bulletproof vest, looking like I'm Vegeta

Quickdraw from my hip, make him dance like Shakira, uh

Spot him outside, hold up, skrrt, hit the brakes, uh

Call him Might Guy, send his ass to the gates, uh

Y'all so pussy to the bone, need a spay, uh

Beat him up, boots to the face, uh

"Kxll, why you tripping like that? I don't like you"

Love how my foes get to bolting like a Raichu

Said he wanna get close to God, I could guide you

Money stacked up like the letters in a haiku (Yeah)

D-Dirty little bastard, yeah bitch, I'm rancid

I keep a Glock by my dick where my pants sit

He acting odd, like Cosmo, he vanish

Run up, see this shit ain't here just to brandish

Lay him down, on top his casket, I'm prancing

Stretching these bands like my money elastic

Sex, money, violence, revenge, what I practice

He disrespect, that's a suicide tactic

Uh, I just send a text, she get wet, okay, cool, uh

Say that boy feel vexed, Smith & Wess' correct moods, uh

Insert when erect, pierce cervix, she get skewed, uh

Bullets on Rize, eat your flesh, Tokyo Ghoul (Uh, yeah)

Pull up with the grr, pow, onomatopoeia

Hopping out the Burban, big body like Madea

Put some holes in him, now he spotted like a cheetah

How the fuck you living? Good, I wouldn't wanna be ya

I'm with your bitch and her back arched like Tina

Look to the back at you boys, you can't keep up

Bulletproof vest, looking like I'm Vegeta

Quickdraw from my hip, make him dance like Shakira, uh, yeah @bethanythestrange @luna---zylum @bigbonzo @boanerges20 @seanisnothing

COSMO by Kxllswxtch, Powers Pleasant

[enlightenedrobot]

Usually I have a big halloween mashup coming up around this time, but nah, this time I have an even bigger mashup idea and I want to release it on Walpurgisnaught!

Friends, Neighbors, Enemies of the State, I'd like to introduce you to Grill Talk, a new mashup album inspired by Girl Talk, Super Mash Bros, and all the other semi-popular-niche-pop-plunderphonics artist of the mid-2000s.

It'll be an album length mix featuring a little bit of everything... pop, hip hop, indie foltronica, noise, weirdcore, weeb music, dark cabaret, screamo, hyperpop, wonderbread etc.

If you like music, you'll probably hate this mix :P !

(Also, just to be clear, this is a free album made for fun in my bedroom. Last time I posted music someone accused me of being an industry plant... which like... no? I've been here since the start)

Sample List below the cut:

Samples:

We Got the Beat - The Gogos (Drums)

Without Me - Eminem (Vocals)

Girl - Beck (Various Elements)

Hamantha - Jack Stauber (Drums)

Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay (Bass/ Transitional Elements)

Hot Blooded - Foreigner (Guitar Stabs)

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne (Percussion, Vocals)

Say it Right - Nelly Furtado (Drums)

Living in the Past - Unnatural Funk Band (Drums)

Its Your Thing - Cold Grits (Drums)

Funky Fanfare - Keith Mansfield (Various Elements)

Lithium - Nirvana (Drums)

Grillz - Nelly (Vocal)

Talk - Futuristic (Vocal)

Empire - Shakira (Vocal)

Cigarette Ahegao - Penelope Scott (Chiptune)

Under My Skin - Jukebox the Ghost (Piano)

Theme From the Planets - Dexter Wansel (Drums)

Chain Hang Low - Jibbs (Vocal)

Uma Thurman - Fall Out Boy (Drums)

Come On Let's Go - Ritchie Valens (Guitar, Vocal)

[abbatoirablaze]

Racing Stripes, Chapter 8

Word Count: 2.2k

Warnings: smut, unprotected sex, angst, mentions of bruising, soft! Lando (because I feel like that should be a warning)

“It’s just us tonight!” Daniel smiled proudly as his arms wrapped around her.  Sheila bit her lip sweetly as her hands wrapped around the driver’s neck.  Daniel gave her a nervous, but sweet smile in response, “you know…I’m really glad I placed high enough to get you, Sheila!”

“I’m really happy too, Daniel…”

Both driver and the motorsports girl felt a fluttering in their stomachs.  Sheila leaned up on her tiptoes until she could reach Daniel’s lips.  Pressing her own gently to his, she gave him the tiniest of kisses. 

The driver was blushing when she pulled away.

“You’ve got me feeling like a teenage boy again, Sheils…” Daniel grinned.  Sheila giggled, but the giggling turned into a yelp as he picked her up and tossed her over his shoulder, “I won the best prize ever.  Screw first place.  All I need is you.”

“Daniel!” she squealed, playfully slapping the driver’s ass, “put me down, you big goofball.  Or I’ll start playing your ass like a pair of bongo drums.”

“It’s a dangerous thing, teasing the honey badger like that,” he chuckled, his large hands slapping her jean covered ass a little rougher, “don’t go slapping my ass unless you’re ready for battle, Sheils…”

“I don’t care about your ass,” she giggled as the driver playfully tossed her down on the bed.  She bit her bottom lip once more as her eyes trailed down his form, “I wanna know what those hips can do, Danny Ric.”

“Oh?  You mean these hips?” he asked playfully, gliding his arms down his chest before circling his hips and shaking like he was Shakira, “You can’t handle these hips, sweetheart.  They don’t lie.”

“I don’t want them too,” she giggled as she sat up.  She moved forward on the bed, crawling towards him on her hands and knees.  She stopped in front of him and sat back on her legs, her hand trailing down his chest, stopping right at the hem of his shorts.  Daniel felt his cock twitch, “I wanna see how much drive they have…how much power there is in them as they-”

“You want me to box, box, in your box?” he asked as he wiggled his brows at her.  Sheila broke into a fit of giggles as the Australian teased her.  With a never-ending smile he peeled off his shirt and kicked off his shorts, before stalking towards her, his larger body hovering over her own.  He gently pushed her back so that she was laying on the bed once more.  With a playful growl he nudged his way up her body, playfully biting at the bottom of her shirt while undoing the buttons of the blouse with one hand, “just say the words, Sheils…”

“And if I say box, box?”

The driver chuckled against her soft skin; the shadow of his beard playfully scratching against her supple flesh. 

“Oh, I’m retiring from the race, hands down!” he smirked, starting his playful nuzzling up her torso.  The Australian groaned when his face tucked between her breasts, “I’m staying in this garage…I’m making the call.  Box, box!”

Sheila giggled even more as the driver’s voice reverberated between her breasts.  But her giggles quickly turned to a surprised yelp when one hand snaked around her waist, pulling her frame tightly against his, while the other helped push her skirt up over her hips, and then pushed her flimsy thong to the side. 

“God, Sheils…I think I’m gonna lose it before I even get started!” he groaned happily. 

Instinctively her legs spread around him, allowing him the space to line himself up.  She moaned when she felt his cock’s head rubbing against her folds, “Danny…”

“I wanna be inside you, Sheils…” he groaned, continuing to rub his cock against her entrance.  Her body jolted when one of his strokes went too far, his cock rubbing against her swollen clit, “oh, fuck, don’t move like that yet, honey…I haven’t even gotten in yet.”

“Make love to me Danny,” she begged softly, pulling his face up towards her own.  Their lips met in a frenzied kiss, and the driver lined himself up with her waiting hole, “take me…”

“Be my girlfriend, Sheils…” Daniel begged in response.  Her eyes went wide as he didn’t wait for her answer.  Instead, he sunk into her with one heavy thrust.  She moaned out loud, unable to stop the natural response as her core stretched around his girthy cock, “Oh Sheils…”

“DANIEL!”

“Lando…”

The young driver turned on his heel, surprise lacing his features while the last of the rose petals slipped from his fingertips, “y-you were supposed to be soaking in the tub…I-I’m not ready yet.”

“Wh-what did you do?”

He swallowed down his nervousness as Sugar stepped out of the bathroom and into the suite, “I-I wanted to make tonight a good night for you…”

“Rose petals?” she asked curiously, “Candles?   Lando wh-what is all this for though?”

“It’s what I’ve been wanting to do for you since the break…” he admitted sweetly with a shrug of his shoulders, “I’ve wanted to be with you and just-spoil you…Sugar…I-“

“Lando…”

Lando bit his lip, nervous at how the tears started to line the motorsport’s girls eyes, “Lando...we can’t b-“

“Please don’t say what I think you’re going to say…”

“But Lando…”

“No one else matters,” he said quickly, “Not Bottas.  Not Luisa.  Not even the trolls online.  Y-you were there for me when I felt completely and utterly alone, Sugar, and I-“

But Lando was cut off when she rushed him, their lips meeting. 

They worked in tandem, a perfect working interaction of each other.  She whimpered softly when the young 20-year-old pulled away from her and held her at arm’s length, “do me a favor!  Go soak in the tub a little longer and let me finish getting this set up…please?”

“You don’t have to do this, Lando…”

“I want to, Sugar…” he said firmly, “I want to show you after all this time how much you mean to me…just please…”

“Twenty minutes…”

Lando smiled, pulling her back to his chest.  The fuzzy robe that she wore dragged deliciously against him, sending a shiver up his spine, “that’s perfect…thank you, sugar.”

“Lando,” she gasped, shooting him a knowing glance as she leaned against the frame of the bathroom.  Lando smiled, this time not caught off guard from the motorsports woman he was in love with.  He took a few steps towards her, the unbuttoned white linen shirt highlighting the bronzed skin of his bare chest, “oh my…”

“I hope you are okay with what you see before you,” the driver teased, his arms sweeping around her waist.  Sugar took a moment, eyeing his lithe form up and down and he grinned even more, “I’m not hearing any complaints…”

“What is there to complain about?” she smirked playfully.  Her hands ran down his chest, her nails dragging over the valleys and ridges of his muscular stomach.  A whimper passed through her lips, only adding to the driver’s ego, “Lando, I-“

She bit back a moan when Lando pulled her to his chest, their lips meeting yet again.  His hands cupped her ass, massaging the fleshy globes. 

He playfully bucked his hips so that she could feel his growing bulge, “you have no idea what you do to me, Sugar…”

“Oh I think I do!” she giggled sweetly, looking down at the small gap between them, “hello, Little Lando…”

“He’s missed you,” Lando teased, “missed being inside of you…”

This time a shiver ran down her spine at the seductive words, “Lando…”

“That comes later,” he promised, pressing a gentle kiss to her lips once more.  He turned her in his arms, towards the bed, “but first…let me give you a wonderful full body massage…work out every strenuous knot that’s built up in that perfect body of yours.”

She moaned as he kissed along her shoulders, “Lando…I-I don’t think we should…”

He frowned, “I want to spoil you, Sugar.”

“I-I don’t want-I don’t like being naked,” she told him as he continued to walk them over to the bed.  Lando’s brows furrowed but he said nothing, “I-I’ll let you give me a massage but I-I don’t feel comfortable-“

“Wait…since when do you dislike being naked?” Lando asked, his confusion hard to miss, “for me it’s always been a harder fight getting you to put clothes back on!”

A blush rose to her cheeks and she looked away from him.  She knew that it was true.  Any time the two of them had been around one another, it was a natural chemistry that was felt between them, and more often than not, neither one of them wanted to be wearing clothes.  But she sighed, “Lando…”

“I’m sorry,” he frowned, “I-I shouldn’t question it…if you don’t want to be naked, I won’t force you…I want you to feel comfortable, appreciated, and respected, Sugar…”

She bit her lip, saddened by how she felt like she was deceiving him, “thank you…”

He let her go, and started off towards the nightstand, his smirk reappearing, “but that doesn’t mean that I still won’t spoil you beyond belief for as long as you’re with me…”

She felt her heart ache as he pulled a bottle of champagne out of the ice and popped it open, “Lando, how did y-“

Her question stopped before she could finish it. 

Rules didn’t apply to the drivers.  Not for the most part anyways.  The lot of them had been spoiled by the organization, and if they wanted something, it was few and far between when they were told the word no. 

“Come,” he urged as he poured two glasses and gestured that she join him, “please…have some champagne and fruit before we begin…if I know you, you probably were so nervous all day because it was race day that you didn’t eat.”

At the mention of food, her stomach grumbled, and she bit her lip, nervous about the idea of getting something so freely. 

“Sugar…” She looked up, and he was surprised when she lifted a few grapes in her hands, “do you want me to call room service?  I can have something else brought up if you want it…”

“No…no…this-it’s fine…” she said quickly in response, “don’t worry about-“

He’d rushed her in an instant, his arms wrapping back around her waist.  But she hissed in pain when their hips accidentally collided. 

“Shit…I’m sorry,” Lando said nervously, pulling himself away from her.  He ignored how the bottle of champagne had spilled after being knocked off the night table.  He felt horrible as he noticed tears in her eyes, “Sugar-I didn’t mean to-“

“I’m okay…”

His brows furrowed as she clutched the side he hit. 

“A-are you sure?” he asked, instantly reaching for the robe, “here.  Let me se-“

This time, it was his words that died in his throat.  She hadn’t had enough time to process and rebuff his wanting to check on her, and in that short amount of time he had ripped the robe open only to see her torso and hips covered in an array of bruises.

“Sugar!” he gasped, his eyes going wide, “What the hell is this?”

“L-Lando, it’s not what you think,” she said quickly, ripping the cloth out of the driver’s hands and re-tying the robe, “I-It’s really not what you think.  I-“

“Is this Bottas?” he growled, taking a step towards her. 

She flinched at how his voice rose, attempting to step back, but faltering and falling back into the bed. 

Lando’s stomach turned. 

His eyes instantly softened as he reached out to her, “baby…did Bottas do this to you?”

“It’s not what you think, Lando,” she repeated urgently, new tears lining her eyes, “I-I didn’t want you to see this.  I-“

“I’m going to fucking kill him!” the driver promised, already turning on his heel.  Rage flowed through him as he went to go find the other man who usually claimed Sugar, “I’m going to fucking end hi-“

“It was consensual!” Sugar said quickly, trying to stop him, “Val-“

“Consensual?” he roared, turning on his heel and giving into her pulling him back.  His hands reached for the robe once more and he ripped it open before turning them both towards the mirror, “Sugar…look at what he’s done to you!”

The motorsports girl hadn’t realized it, but the second she was turned towards the mirror, her eyes snapped shut. 

It was almost as though by instinct she knew that she was going to be in front of one, and had opted to rather not look at herself. 

“Open your eyes, baby…” Lando urged softly.  Her eyes opened, but she didn’t look at herself in the mirror.  She looked at the man who was holding her.  His rage had faded, and all that was left was a sad looking man.  He sniffled, and she caught on to the fact that his eyes were lined with tears, his face already blotchy from how they streamed down his cheeks, “Baby…he-he can’t do this to you…you’re so much more than something for someone to take their aggressions out on…”

“I’m nothing,” she whimpered softly, her eyes meeting his.  Lando looked like his heart was breaking as he stared into her eyes, “I-I’m not really anything to anyone.  I’m a set of holes…meant to be used for whoever scores the highest and chooses me…”

“No baby…you’re so much more than that,” Lando cried as he wrapped his arms around her waist and buried his face in her neck, “you mean everything to me…you’re my everything.”

Chapter 9

Tag List:  @lohnes16, @prokey16

[diangelofan]

Happy birthday Percy!!!

Percy was woken up as usual by the low noises of people driving their cars to their boring office jobs; just another busy day in New York City, “where nobody ever stops working!” That what it said in the postcard (and it really did seemed like that during the busy mornings!) Percy had gotten from his biological father (the only time he had any type of contact) at 3. Now at the much wiser age of 6, he questioned why the man would have chosen such a boring postcard instead of the usual birthday card (his ma’s candy store sold much more beautiful cards and it wasn’t even a card shop!). Maybe he wanted to make sure Percy knew that he knew where he lived? Still a bizarre choice for the only thing resembling a birthday gift that the boy had ever received from him. but whatever…

After returning from his musings into the real world, and becoming aware of his surroundings again, Percy realized that there was in fact another, and much nicer at that, sound apart from the buzzing streets. His mother’s voice. More specifically, his mother’s voice singing (more like humming) along to the radio. It was a Monday morning and his ma wasn’t at her usual morning shift at the store! Percy immediately jumped out of bed and into the kitchen, curiosity burning in his chest. He found his mother in her usual weekend pose, eyes focus on the stove and hips moving to the rhythm of the music. Her mother could have been the next Shakira, Percy thought, she had the voice, the moves and the looks!

Her mother must have heard his loud steps in the hallway as she immediately turn around, open her arms wide in greeting, ready for the boy, who quickly jumped to envelop her in a hug: “Good morning! Is my little boy excited for today?”, his mother asked.

“Today? What’s going on today?” Percy had never felt more confused in his short life.

“Oooh… Don’t tell me someone forgot what today is?”, his ma said while trying to hide a smile.

“Forgot what? What is today?” Scratch what he said before. Percy had never felt more confused now than ever before in his life.

Today was Monday, that Percy knew as he had classes in the evening. But the day exactly? Well… they were learning the days of the year already in preschool, but, honestly? Percy was still getting the hang of it. The teacher wanted them to read the calendar a few times and just have it all up in their heads?! Honestly, the gall of that woman! (or at least that was the phrase his mother said when she didn’t agree with her boss). Those were too words and numbers, with so few pictures! It was practically impossible!

“Someone got so excited yesterday, it was a tough feat to put him to sleep, and now he’s forgotten his own birthday”, his ma finally let her smile stand up and proud.

OMG right! His birthday! How could Percy forget his own birthday! With the busyness of the morning and the surprise of his mother being here, he had forgot to think about the reason behind her being here. Wait! If his mother was up cooking breakfast for his birthday that meant he was getting…!

“Someone order a serving of blue blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, sadly not blue but what can we do, and a blue candle on top? With a side of blue jellybeans? Sarah, my coworker was nice enough to give them to me on Friday, knowing I wouldn’t be going this morning. Hmmm… It was a miracle you didn’t find them during the weekend! Bueno, a cantar cumpleaños feliz y luego a comer se ha dicho!!”, his ma handed him a plate filled to the brink with pancakes (four to be exact; such an enormous amount!) an a lightened candle.

They sang happy birthday and ate a delicious plate of blue pancakes each. It was a wonderful birthday. Percy hoped all the rest to come would be as wonderful.

(As an older child, Percy would come and think about to these memories with pity and anger, as his birthdays had never been the same after Smelly Gabe appeared. His mother had tried, but there was no more work-free mornings and blueberry pancakes, but instead quiet birthday celebrations with some candy if Gabe was away at one of his buddies’ houses, gambling away his ma’s hard earned money. Later on, as a teen, Percy would look back with a sad smile, thinking of how happy and easy those innocent childhood days had been. Now, finally, as a tired young adult, Percy is happy to be back with his mother, and the additions of Paul and Estelle, every birthday morning to celebrate with wonderful blueberry pancakes and then hanging out with his friends in the evening. What more could someone ask for? Nothing. Nothing At All.)

[willsperotruther]

Ladies up in here tonight No fighting We got the refugees up in here (no fighting) No fighting Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this (hey) She make a man wants to speak Spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie (no fighting) And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?

Hey, girl, I can see your body moving And it's driving me crazy And I didn't have the slightest idea Until I saw you dancing (yeah) And when you walk up on the dance floor Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl (just move) And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it So you can keep on shaking it (let's go)

I never really knew that she could dance like this She make a man wants to speak Spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie (no fighting) And I am starting to feel you, boy Come on, let's go, real slow Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto? They know I am on tonight, my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, boy, I can see your body moving Half animal, half man I don't, don't really know what I'm doing But you seem to have a plan My will and self-restraint Have come to fail now, fail now See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know That's a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

Baila en la calle de noche (yeah) Baila en la calle de día (let's go) Baila en la calle de noche Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this She make a man wants to speak Spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that You know you got me hypnotized So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga Let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Yeah (ladies sí) (yeah yeah) (Hey, yeah)

¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it! (yeah) En Barranquilla se baila así (yeah)

Hey, brra!

Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty We leave the whole club dizzy Why the CIA wanna watch us? Colombians and Haitians I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction Bo bop so bop, no more do we snatch ropes Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel you, boy Come on, let's go, real slow Baby, like this is perfecto (no fighting)

Oh, you know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie And I am starting to feel it's right The attraction, the tension Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting No fighting

real i love that song

[ketlin-r]

VMA 2023 Nominees

Video of the Year 

Doja Cat - "Attention"

Miley Cyrus - "Flowers"

Nicki Minaj - "Super Freaky Girl"

Olivia Rodrigo - "Vampire"

Sam Smith & Kim Petras - "Unholy"

SZA - "Kill Bill"

Taylor Swift - "Anti-Hero"

Artist of the Year

Beyoncé

Doja Cat

Karol G

Nicki Minaj

Shakira

Taylor Swift

Song of the Year

Miley Cyrus - "Flowers"

Olivia Rodrigo - "Vampire"

Rema & Selena Gomez - "Calm Down"

Sam Smith & Kim Petras - "Unholy"

Steve Lacy - "Bad Habit"

SZA - "Kill Bill"

Taylor Swift - "Anti-Hero"

Best New Artist

GloRilla

Ice Spice

Kaliii

Peso Pluma

PinkPantheress

Reneé Rapp

PUSH Performance of the Year

August 2022: Saucy Santana - "Booty"

September 2022: Stephen Sanchez - "Until I Found You"

October 2022: JVKE - "golden hour"

November 2022: Flo Milli - "Conceited"

December 2022: Reneé Rapp - "Colorado"

January 2023: Sam Ryder - "All The Way Over"

February 2023: Armani White - "GOATED"

March 2023: Fletcher - "Becky's So Hot"

April 2023: Tomorrow X Together - "Sugar Rush Ride"

May 2023: Ice Spice - "Princess Diana"

June 2023: FLO - "Losing You"

July 2023: Lauren Spencer Smith - "That Part"

Best Collaboration

David Guetta & Bebe Rexha - "I'm Good (Blue)"

Post Malone & Doja Cat - "I Like You (A Happier Song)"

Diddy ft. Bryson Tiller, Ashanti, Yung Miami - "Gotta Move On"

KAROL G & Shakira - "TQG"

Metro Boomin ft. The Weeknd, 21 Savage, Diddy - "Creepin' (Remix)"

Rema & Selena Gomez - "Calm Down"

Best Latin

Anitta - "Funk Rave"

Bad Bunny - "Where She Goes"

Eslabon Armado & Peso Pluma - "Ella Baila Sola"

Grupo Frontera & Bad Bunny - "un x100to"

Karol G & Shakira - "TQG"

Rosalía - "Despechá"

Shakira - "Acróstico"

Best Pop

Demi Lovato - "Swine"

Dua Lipa - "Dance the Night"

Ed Sheeran - "Eyes Closed"

Miley Cyrus - "Flowers"

Olivia Rodrigo - "Vampire"

P!NK - "Trustfall"

Taylor Swift - "Anti-Hero"

Best Hip-Hop

Diddy ft. Bryson Tiller, Ashanti, Yung Miami - "Gotta Move On"

DJ Khaled ft. Drake & Lil Baby - "STAYING ALIVE"

GloRilla & Cardi B - "Tomorrow 2"

Lil Uzi Vert - "Just Wanna Rock"

Lil Wayne ft. Swizz Beatz & DMX - "Kant Nobody"

Metro Boomin ft. Future - "Superhero (Heroes and Villains)"

Nicki Minaj - "Super Freaky Girl"

Best R&B 

Alicia Keys ft. Lucky Daye - "Stay"

Chlöe ft. Chris Brown - "How Does It Feel"

Metro Boomin ft. The Weeknd, 21 Savage, Diddy - "Creepin' (Remix)"

SZA - "Shirt"

Toosii - "Favorite Song"

Yung Bleu & Nicki Minaj - "Love In The Way"

Best Alternative

Blink-182 - "Edging"

Boygenius - "The Film"

Fall Out Boy - "Hold Me Like a Grudge"

Lana Del Rey ft. Jon Batiste - "Candy Necklace"

Paramore - "This Is Why"

Thirty Seconds To Mars - "Stuck"

Best Rock

Foo Fighters - "The Teacher"

Linkin Park - "Lost (Original Version)"

Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Tippa My Tongue"

Måneskin - "The Loneliest"

Metallica - "Lux Æterna"

Muse - "You Make Me Feel Like It's Halloween"

Best K-Pop 

Aespa - "Girls"

Blackpink - "Pink Venom"

Fiffty Fifty - "Cupid"

Seventeen - "Super"

Stray Kids - "S-Class"

Tomorrow X Together - "Sugar Rush Ride"

Best Afrobeats 

Ayra Starr - "Rush"

Burna Boy - "It's Plenty"

Davido ft. Musa Keys - "Unavailable"

Fireboy DML & Asake - "Bandana"

Libianca - "People"

Rema & Selena Gomez - "Calm Down"

Wizkid ft. Ayra Starr - "2 Sugar"

Video for Good

Alicia Keys - "If I Ain't Got You (Orchestral)"

Bad Bunny - "El Apagón - Aquí Vive Gente"

Demi Lovato - "Swine"

Dove Cameron - "Breakfast"

Imagine Dragons - "Crushed"

Maluma - "La Reina"

Best Direction

Doja Cat - "Attention"

Drake - "Falling Back"

Kendrick Lamar - "Count Me Out"

Megan Thee Stallion - "Her"

Sam Smith & Kim Petras - "Unholy"

SZA - "Kill Bill"

Taylor Swift - "Anti-Hero"

Best Cinematography

Adele - "I Drink Wine"

Ed Sheeran - "Eyes Closed"

Janelle Monae - "Lipstick Lover"

Kendrick Lamar - "Count Me Out"

Miley Cyrus - "Flowers"

Olivia Rodrigo - "Vampire"

Taylor Swift - "Anti-Hero"

Best Visual Effects 

Fall Out Boy - "Love From the Other Side"

Harry Styles - "Music for a Sushi Restaurant"

Melanie Martinez - "Void"

Nicki Minaj - "Super Freaky Girl"

Sam Smith & Kim Petras - "Unholy"

Taylor Swift - "Anti-Hero"

Best Choreography

Blackpink - "Pink Venom"

Dua Lipa - "Dance the Night"

Jonas Brothers - "Waffle House"

Megan Thee Stallion - "Her"

Panic! at the Disco - "Middle of a Breakup"

Sam Smith & Kim Petras - "Unholy"

Best Art Direction

Boygenius - "The Film"

Blackpink - "Pink Venom"

Doja Cat - "Attention"

Lana Del Rey ft. Jon Batiste - "Candy Necklace"

Megan Thee Stallion - "Her"

SZA - "Shirt"

Best Editing 

Blackpink - "Pink Venom"

Kendrick Lamar - "Rich Spirit"

Miley Cyrus - "River"

Olivia Rodrigo - "Vampire"

SZA - "Kill Bill"

Taylor Swift - "Anti-Hero"

[senorablack]

And We're Gunna Get to That Place, Where We Really Wanna Go

Words: 6099 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Characters: Robin Buckley, Original Characters Additional Tags: Nurse Steve Harrington, Rock Star Eddie Munson, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Humor, Fluff, POV Eddie Munson Summary: Eddie repeatedly sacrifices his limbs and rock n' roll lifestyle in attempt to woo the hottest nurse at station 3 West. It eventually works, but not in the way he expects.

“So I said to the guy, please, sir, I’m a Christian woman, but no stranger to discretion, so if you want to meet me behind that KFC-A&W combo in half an hour, I’ll bring these veteran knees and you bring that same put ‘em in their place attitude—to which he said, something like, would you shut your trap and let me assess your god damn injuries already. He smiled though, so, you know, I think we’re getting somewhere significant pretty quickly.” 

“What’s that mijo?” Abigail asks from behind her hand. 

They’re playing poker—strip poker, but as neither of them are particularly good at poker they’re only missing a sock and cardigan respectively. Abigail takes an indulgent drag of the long Marlboro red that she’s been nursing from the corner of her mouth. Smoke blows out her nose as Eddie lights up his second of the last hour. 

“Talking about my last run in with Steve. He’s always trying to get me to strip. Guy’s gu-hon for me.” 

“Nurse Harrington—with the butt?” Abigail says, throwing down a three of a kind.

“That very one, yeah.” Eddie says, laying down a pair of aces. 

Abigail’s eyes go glassy as she considers Eddie’s laid out cards. The radio is playing Good Old Fashion Lover Boy. Eddie drums his fingers to the tune while he waits for her direction. 

“Did I tell you about that time I went parasailing with Queen?”

Eddie grins, all teeth and full dimple. He doesn’t mind the abrupt change of conversation. He’s used to it now. Abigail tends to go in and out, but boy oh boy when she’s brought back, she’s clobbering Eddie over the head with juicy little tidbits that never fails to make Eddie feel less like the money-hemorrhaging rockstar he is, and more like a preschool teacher who coupons for sport. 

“Not yet, you haven’t Abi.” Eddie says, taking a sip of his watermelon wine cooler. 

It’s going to give him a headache later, but it’s not terrible. He nicked it from an intern and bandits can’t be choosers or however the saying goes. 

“Mind you, I was much less fragile then.”

“This from the lady who rugby tackled me in therapy yesterday.” Eddie points an accusatory cigarette at her and she slaps it away with the smallest giggle.

“Didn’t say I was broken, eh? These hips got a few years left on them.”

“See, that I believe.” He says, leaning back into his wheel chair. “Bet you taught Shakira all that she knows.”

[thatsohkai]

VIEW FULL PLAYLIST  - 976 E. 132nd Pl. Chicago, IL

what’s a song you can put on repeat & never get tired of ?

   no role modelz j. cole - “no role models and i’m here right now, no role models to speak of. searching through my memory, my memory, i couldn’t find one, last night i was getting my feet rubbed.”

a song that instantly lifts your mood when you’re sad

   reel it in amine - “and i’m tired of being humble, b*tch i feel no way. this that young, young sh*t i may pull up to your bitch like, reel it in. i got the bag tell a friend.”

your favorite song from your all-time favorite artist 

   villuminati j. cole - “please forgive, according the preacher man, he need jesus in him. but the devil run the tv, so the demons in him. im in trouble, did a deal with the devil, now i’m pleading with him… like ‘give my soul…i ain’t letting you go again.”

a song that inspires or motivates you

   finish line chance the rapper - “ but who would think the raps would turn into racks? don’t matter, matter fact, it could happen to you. scars on my head i’m the boy who lived. the boy love playing when the boy too sick, reclining on a prayer, i’m declining the help. i’ve been lying to my body, can’t rely on myself.”

what’s a song that reminds you of someone ?

   so high doja cat - “blow, weed, pop x, speedin’ up the heartbeat bangin’ in the chest. when you put it on me, you relieve my stress.  you got me so high, takin’ deep, deep breaths. you get me so high, you get me so high. i know you ain’t a drug but you get me so high.”

the song that gets you in the mood to party

   paramedic! sob x rbe - “california, california, and i’m heavy in these streets. if you don’t keep a pole, how you ready when it’s beef? .22. or .23, i’m heavy with the heat. hit you with this chop, paramedics can’t save you. really in field? come on bro, i know that ain’t you. 2018, hell nah, i ain’t gon’ fade you. gon’ paint you, tde and sob we can’t lose.”

your guilty pleasure

   typa girl braveheart - “typa girl that you wish for when you blow the candles out. typa girl that you wanna bring back to ya mama house. typa girl who don’t ask for what she want she takin’ out. typa girl who got bags in same quality as chanel.”

a song that’s out of your typical music preference

   backyard boy claire rosinkranz - “and we’ll turn the volume up to some good boy band tunes. love to feel the fresh air, i can feel your eyes stare. and i’m not gonna lie, i get a little bit scared. and my heart is on wings, i’m living in dreams and at the top of our lungs, we sing.”

what do you listen to when you’re in love ?

   #1 heebiejeebies amine x kehlani - “just for you i might jeoprodize. my whole life i might sacrifice. the way you look is like ‘woah.’ got me locked in i’m hypnotized. shakira-like and these hips don’t lie. say i don’t, but i always try.”

   #2 best part h.e.r. x daniel caesar - “it’s the sunrise, and those brown eyes, yes. you’re the one that i desire. when we wake up, and we make love, it makes me feel so nice. you’re my water when i’m stuck in the desert. you’re my tylenol i take when my head hurts. you’re the sunshine of my life. i just want to see how, beautiful you are. you know that i see it, i know you’re a star. where you go i follow, no matter how far. if life is a movie, then you’re the best part.”

 do you have song you’ve listened to all your childhood ?

   a long walk jill scott - “your background, it ain’t squeaky clean, but sometime we all gotta swim upstream. you ain’t no saint, we all are sinner. but you put your good foot down and made your soul a winner. i respect that, man you’re so phat, and you’re all that, plus supreme. then you’re humble? man i’m numb yo, with feeling, i can feel everything that you bring.”

is there a song your parent/sibling/friend/etc. introduced you to that you love ?

   streets doja cat - “we play our fantasies out in real life ways. no final fantasy, can we end these games though? you give me energy, make me feel light weight, like birds of a feather, baby, we were made for each other. and it’s hard to keep my cool, when other b*tches try to get with my dude, and when other chickens try to get in my coop. cause you’re a one in a million there ain’t a man like you.”

a song you didn’t expect to like

   rules doja cat - “break some bread up, you know that butter my biscuit. you ain’t talk money, then really that’s none of my business. i don’t even need these lenses, 20 on 20 my vision. bad yellow b*tch with her on on they prize, but, but, you know i ain’t no minion.”

what song would be your ‘intro’ music ?

   #1 emperor’s new clothes panic! at the disco - “welcome to the end of eras, ice has melted back to life. done my time and served my sentence, dress me up and watch me die. if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. dynasty decapitated, you just my see a ghost tonight. and if you don’t know, now you know.”

   #2 i might need security chance, the rapper - “i bought the chicagoist just to run you racists b*tches out of business. speakin’ of racists, f*ck your microaggressions. i’ll make you fix your words like a typo suggestion. pat me on the back too hard and pat’ll ask for your job, and in unrelated news, someone’ll beat your ass at your job.”

   #3 amari j. cole -  “out of the concrete was a rose, and windows was cold. had to go over and stand by the stove. we from the southeast, know know. this where the cops creep real slow. won’t vote, but mob deep with the poles. i punch the time sheet, not no more. now my assigned seat is throne.”

what song best represents your outward look —  or your attitude towards life ?

   king of the clouds panic! at the disco - “when i fall to rise, with stardust in my eyes, in the backbone of matter, i’m combustible dust. in the fire when i can’t sleep, awake, i’m too tired,. this old world, this old world.”

the song with your favorite lyrics

    the climb back j. cole - “every body mentions, suicide prevention, man, they even got a hotline. to call up when there’s tension, but i got a question, what about a f*cking homicide? need a number to call for my, for my to call whenever there’s a urge to get the triggers involved. need an number for my, for my to call, whenever there’s a urge to get the triggers involved.”

[z5mbiegrlz]

Ladies up in here tonight No fighting We got the refugees up in here (no fighting) No fighting Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this She make a man want to speak spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see, baby? This is perfection

Hey, girl, I can see your body moving And it's driving me crazy And I didn't have the slightest idea Until I saw you dancing And when you walk up on the dance floor nobody cannot Ignore the way you move your body, girl (your body just move) And everything's so unexpected The way you right and left it So you can keep on shaking it (let's go!)

I never really knew that she could dance like this She make a man want to speak spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my body (no fighting, no fighting)

I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel you, boy Come on, let's go, real slow Don't you see, baby? Así es perfecto Baby, I know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see, baby? This is perfection (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, boy, I can see your body moving Half animal, half man I don't, don't really know what I'm doing But you seem to have a plan My will and self-restraint Have come to fail now, fail now See, I'm doing what I can, but I can't, so you know That's a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

Baila en la calle de noche Baila en la calle de día (let's go!) Baila en la calle de noche Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this She make a man want to speak spanish ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí) Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that You know you got me hypnotized So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí) Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga Let me see you move like you come from Colombia Yeah, oh, yeah, ladies, sí! (Yeah, yeah, hey, yeah) Mira, en Barranquilla se baila así, say it! En Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a Third World country I go back like when Pac carried crates for Humpty Hump We lead a whole club jazzy Why the CIA wanna watch us? Colombians and Haitians I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction Boo-boop-so-boop, no more do we snatch ropes Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel you, boy Come on, let's go, real slow Baby, like this is perfecto (no fighting) Oh, you know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right The attraction, the tension Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting (no fighting, no fighting) No fighting

idk if i should be scared or not

[animelover2389]

Polly Bakusquad x Black female reader

Pt2 it was getting long so I made a pt2

Click the link for pt1

So they get out of there house and yall are riding bakugou jeep.You in the passager seat bakugou in the diver seat and the others in the back.Mina played this song because yall are baddies and look like baddies

The part where she is like that not cheating if I was not with your ass Mina stared recording you. Denki said " let me go next i have the best tastein songs" as mine gives him the phone a dumbass in front of yall almosted hit yall you ask everyone if they were ok they said yes. Sero say "maldito idiota mira por donde vas" (you fucking dumbass watch where you are going) You look at sero nd say " i know he is a dumbass but we are all ok that is what matter" They were surprised that you understand what he said.

Denki played his song.

yall get to the culb. There are lots off people. When yall got in and the dj saw you he playthe three musketeers. Yall get slip because they had some friends and they what to say hey.you get on the dance floor and the song sexyback Justin Timberlake and the way you were dancing a guy came up to too you and was behide you swinging your hips.He said "drunks on me if you want" You said " im good" and with that the next song thick by dj chose came on you were having the time off your life twerking.A girl walked up too you saying " hey you look like you having a good time let me get your number "You" i am having a good time but you cant have my numberyou have to earn it"she " what you want me to do i can get you a drink"

Mina stared getting jealous how close that girl was to you and flirting 😏 with you. Mina thought "it hard to keek my cool on of this bitches are trying to get with my girl"The girl felt someone looking at her but did not care. Mina came up to you and said " baby i want it now can you give it to me "The girl got on her knees her hand on your hips saying " but i want you"mina picked you up with her hand on your ass and you hands around her leg Mina " Can i play with you to get her a way" you nod.Mina used on hand to hold you and the other ruined around your body getting close to your pussy so finally left disappointment.Mine put you down and she said" finally she left she was getting on my nerves " yeah you got a pont " You said

Mina will just stay with you and nobody will try you. The song played its getting hot n here so take of all your clothes and you stared twerking and Mina put her hand on your hips grinding.When sero saw yall he took you from her and can't remember to forget you by Shakira and Rihanna and he stared moving your hips to the beat but smoothly.

Yall saw denki and kirishima at the bar.So yall go up to them One minute man came on and denki wanted to dance but Mina and sero were already dancing with you.Kirishima so there chance and took denki and you from Mina and sero.mek it bunx up played and denki justed let his body do its thing and when yall danced it was like yall were the only ones and that when kirishima came in .

Bakugou took you from them and let me tell you when I say Bakugou dance as if he is about fuck you.The whole bakusquad was near and they wanted some drinks you wanted some to and how yall are at the bar.Yall get some drinks and kind of get wasted to the point yall are telling the truth. Mina druck ass says "come seat on my cock" you say "ight" You seat on her lap and she moves you ba k and it is so damn hard. She drinks more than she put her hand on your thigh and move up bakugou is getting horny like everyone else.

Some exater cat called you an Mina and when yall did not come you went up to yall saying" you girls beautiful I want both of you" that made the boys mad. You said" come close so I say something in your earthen he did Mina punch the shit out of him. The Boys were proud.He got up saying" who do you think you are Mina said" this is our omega so no "He rolled his eyes " you want me to believe the boys aroundd you and her arebin a relationship" yn" naw shit we are in the friend zoon"with that his pack came up to you reader to catch this hsnd.you user yout quirk and made the eind carry them out the culb and called that a day.

Mina said "its almost spring thats when you are going to be ours" Denki was the one to say" let's go it's getting late." With that said Sero took you from Mina and carrying you to the truck.your sitting in the back.sero is going to take your seat.

[otherffp]

More Kanda! He’s so pretty and I love it!!!! He’s gonna slay at the ball, guys! Arlo gonna droollllll~

@smiles4voltron