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not sure if i should post this or not😬 ive been working on it since october lmao
#jey uso#wwe#cody rhodes#cody rhodes x jey uso#codyjey#jey uso angst#jey uso fanfiction#cody rhodes angst#cody rhodes fanfiction#codyjey fanfiction#codyjey angst#codyjey are having an affair#both are just stupid men
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otp throuple, but it's 3 bisexuals and the lesbian who had compet at first. the lesbian previously dated one of the bisexuals cause of trauma bonding or something. he also previously dated the other lady bisexual. and then the other bisexual guy was dating the bisexual lady. and then they broke up too. and the lesbian started dating the lady bisexual. so all the guy bisexuals are now the lady bisexuals exes. and then the bisexual guys get together, before the throuple eventually formed one bisexual at a time. while the lady bisexual is also dating the lesbian too, who is now trauma bound besties with her ex bisexual boyfriend.




#the more vague I wrote this. the funnier it sounded in my head.#but a breakdown:#the bisexuals = Rex. Mark. and Eve.#the lesbian who just got over comphet = Rae (look at her)#rex and eve used to date. making them exes.#then mark and eve were dating#rex starts dating rae. cause trauma bonding and comphet go great together... or something#both of them split up and they do trade-sies#mark and rex end up together. rae and eve end up together.#how that happens? who knows. but it does. in the esy god intended 😤🙏#then eve is like “fuck... I unfortunately. no matter how much I love my girlfriend. still like stupid ass men”#then the bisexual throuple + 1 lesbian forms#and they're vibing honestly#markrex#markrexeve#markeve#rexeve#rexrae#markrexeverae#eesh that's a long ship name#rae gets included in the ship name cause the boys might not be dating her. but they love her deeply (platonically#rex sloan#rex splode#mark grayson#atom eve#eve wilkins#rae invincible#we don't know her full name 😔#invincible
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I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO
#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn#I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other#and I still stand by that but I also can’t deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo#tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc he’s lucky not bc he’s actually friendly#so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like ‘fuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh god’#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3#and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc he’s just not wired that way and he’s just accepting that Thorin is weird#bc he has no basis of which to assume he isn’t just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves don’t know shit abt hobbits#and it’s not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either he’s just not thinking about it LMAO#and Bilbo Also doesn’t have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and he’s just ‘?? ok’#they’re both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish#I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it#not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually#so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally it’s fun to just imagine that facade cracking#meanwhile Bilbo is just like ‘you ok??’#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so it’s double the entertainment
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EYE just don't think we talk enough about this picture
#nyoom#mika's pitch perfect fit#the suede? hello???#DC's stupid lil grin#both of these huge men on this tiny scooter#hey now. hey now! this is what yaoiiiii is made of#i just think the current mclaren twinks should recreate this#but alas they dont do spontaneous whimsy like they used to#mika hakkinen#david coulthard
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this is so off topic but I needed to vent somewhere, so turns out I am slowly realizing I have a thing for dude with long hair..
My childhood crush was Helia from winx and the only reason I watched winx was for HIM, I loved him so damn much dude.
then I got into vocaloid, who did I like most? GAKUPO fucking KAMUI..
THEN I slooowly got into anime.. who was my next target? FUCKING TOMOE FROM KAMISAMA KISS AND KOKKURI SAN FROM GUGURE KOKKURI SAN, also we can’t forget YUE FROM SAKURA CARDCAPTOR or UNDERTAKER FROM BLACK BUTLER.
All long hair by the way.. Probably white hair too.
now.. who is my new crush? MAHITO. JUST BECAUSE HE HAS LONG HAIR.
honorable mentions to Zhongli from Genshin, Sephirath from final fantasy and Malleus draconia and Idia Shroud from Twisted wonderland and kite from hxh.
LONG HAIR MALE SUPREMACY 🧍♂️🧎♀️
anon the way our half our tastes overlapped ASDAHLISUDHALAKJD;aWDUH.........LONG HAIR MEN GANG RISE UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢💥💥💥🚨


my two faves aka my cutieful amazing wonderful breathtaking pookiebears that did nothing wrong ever actually
#ask#anon#sillydoods#mahito#sephiroth#wdym both of these men have committed atrocities. i only see my two beautiful wives with long flowing hair#long light hair supremacy....anon you are so real#literally any time a male character has long hair my interest is piqued by 500% regardless of anything#the way that ive never touched a final fantasy game but absorbed stupid amounts of ff7 lore just because i wanted to know about sephiroth#also doman from fgo............. i have been Looking at a distance for a long long time#my checklist: men ✅ long hair ✅ kind of a horrible person ✅
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Jekyll and Hyde sketches I did in school because this hyperfixation is no fucking joke (I’m planning my own adaptation)



#guys I cannot stop thinking about these stupid men#stupid man?#I have many thoughts they are not the same but they are ough I can’t do this#yes they both come from Jekyll#and have the same emotions and experiences#they just act upon them differently#Jekyll represses and Hyde says fuck that I’m gonna kill people#bat lover art#dr jekyll and mr hyde#jekyll and hyde#henry jekyll#edward hyde#dr henry jekyll#mr edward hyde
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Ed has to be in the middle because Izzy would make sure he's completely covered by the umbrella. He does not care if Stede gets soaked. (or if he does himself, for that matter)
(Ed also has to be in the middle to stop Stede and Izzy going at each other)(violently)
#the violently is an important tone indicator#they could be making out just as easily#(maybe both. i think both)#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#edward teach#stede bonnet#steddyhands#to me#what can i say. izzy begrudgingly accompanying GB on dates only to fall in with them is so precious to me#(this was their plan all along. they were inviting him on DATES; not to carry their bags or w/e)#(and stizzy fight to kissing is just. chefs kiss. and ed playing with his boys like dolls? hell yeah)#(best moment tho is when stizzy gets so into it that they forget hes there for a sec and he has this. wait no. moment)#delicious wonderful i love these stupid old men
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not shipping something subtextual? alright whatever
not shipping it because a wildly popular INACCURATE fan theory says the characters are related? annoying.
not shipping it because you believe (falsely) that they're related + claiming there's no subtext when the crux of the series is the relationship? DIE.
#i need to write my thesis on portal as a feminist story it's been brewing in my head for years and every time#someone says something stupid about caroline or chell or glados it bubbles up and i become exponentially more evil#maybe writing it will inspire less rage within my heart when I see a godawful take in the wild#even if you don't like chelldos. and I get that. you can't deny that the chell and glados' situationship is the heart of both games#the first game ends with them trying to kill each other. the second one ends with them saving each other#portal#chelldos#I swear some people opened the game and absorbed nothing but british men and glowing hole#I think of the GLaDOS line ''I'm being serious I think there's something really wrong with me'' every fucking day#the delivery and context of it. also she's just like me#oroeginals
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girly pops will literally do ANYTHING before just buying a gun to defend yourself it’s ridiculous
#like you’re carrying around a scarf with a lock tied to it?#if you’re this afraid and you prob should be because men exist buy a gun and learn how to use it#also controversial opinion but a gun will deescalate a situation way faster than that stupid switch blade in your boot#if you want to live you have to be willing to kill that’s just the way it is#man or bear? you know what’s running from gunshot? both.
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MY arcane alternate universe where silco teams up with everyone’s other favorite eloquent sharp-dressed morally grey deeply emotional yet projects coldness villain with offputting eyes—grand admiral thrawn, of course—and they win zaun’s independence and then save the chiss ascendancy from the grysks. hire me fortiche!!!
#imagine thrawn in arcane animation bro#would be the end of me#anyway I just finished arcane and silco on top of being an incredibly well-written character really scratched the thrawn itch#and I want to see an eye of zaun/chimaera crew link up#imagine eli interacting with jinx#he would be terrified of sevika#but she and ar’alani would be chill#both no nonsense women who have to watch over stupid men#I need to go to bed this is the chronically sleep deprived talking#I’ll delete this later#arcane#thrawn#silco#star wars
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sighs. anyways i think chil is a sloppy drunk who gets very affectionate and talkative and laios likes to go out drinking with him but drinks a lot less so he can keep him out of trouble and make sure he gets home safe. u already know where this is going. chil struggles with being emotionally open but thats fine because hes already told laios how much he cares about him dozens of times before, he just doesnt remember <3
#laios is in the absolutely insane position where chil looks at him and is like. ur hair looks less messy than usual. did u brush it for once#and just yesterday chil was shitfaced and telling him hes the most beautiful person on the planet. etc#i dont think laios would ever take advantage of it either which is like. so important to me#laios doesnt ply him with drinks or anything chil just gets wasted either way and laios is like hey should u maybe slow doen? and chil is#no. you beautiful stupid piece of shit#i think if he drinks enough hes like the mix between a drunk partygirl and when old men get really emotional. hes both#slutting it up between heartfelt moments of sincerity#etc
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Hi. Still haven’t gone to bed yet. Brain required me to look up geckos before I can rest because I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what kind of lizard Sarnax could be. Because I had it in my brain that he was probably some kind of gecko, just based on appearances, and well. I had to research geckos real quick. And it turns out there’s a lot, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Sarnax is probably one of the two in particular that caught my eye.

Appearance wise, he looks most like a Crested Gecko (again, from the few that caught my eye, tho there’s probably one he looks like more). From the ridges at the top of his head (albeit, not in the right spot), to the long smooth tail


HOWEVER, in my heart, I want him to be a Moorish Gecko (also known as a crocodile gecko)



THEY LOOK LIKE TINY CROCODILES. And given 2/3 loa lizardfolk, it’d give him SOME connection to Kremy and Briggsy. And also. They’re cute.
#I love geckos sm#theyre silly little guys#just absolute goobers#they look like they have the Wii music playing in their head 24/7#god I love lizards#I always forget how cute reptiles look until I have to look up pictures for them#and I’m now smiling like an idiot bc they’re so dumb and cute and hnngh#can you guys sense why i absolutely adore all of the loa lizard men?#you cannot put a lizard man in front of me and not expect me to want to boop his snoot#his snoot must be booped! tis the law!#legends of avantris#curse of strahdanya#sarnax of the edelwood#also now I want a moorish gecko and name it Kremy#or just. a reptile in general#perhaps a lizard. or a snake#I’d get one now but alas. no room in the house#and also. the dog might try and eat it. or play with it. or both#‘just put it to where she can’t get to it’ you fool. you imbecile.#she will defy the laws of physics just to get to a place she shoudnt logically get to#and get ahold of an object she shouldn’t have been able to grab#she most certainly would find a way to devour the poor creature#she’s a dachshund. she’s got determination. and spite. and stupidity.#she’d probably use the force to manage to eat the reptile tbh#but perhaps if I manage to get my own place in a million years then maybe
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whenever i want to find something about current Laura and see this shit I have to laugh. Laura fans I'm so sorry this happened to you bc genuinely wtf but also. it's funny as fuck that it's a different character with the memories from before running around now. a different character but the same one. lol.
#yael's x men ramblings#if something like this (or the beast thing) happened to my favorite character i'd be elated tbh#if it happened to any favorite character of mine that is NOT asajj or moira i'd kms#jk but idk how i'd survive#asajj and moire are just characters i have two versions of running around in my head#so it would be great if they were seperated#but anyone else...#thank god talon is dead because if she was still running around it would be awful for everyone involved#just remembered both decisions were made by duggan. so it was just stupid nvm#(iirc hickman sent her into the vault but duggan got her out of there and killed her. i might be wrong)
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Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.
#hm i should make an original post tag#maul#darth maul#padmé#<- she gets tagged too because she is very in my thoughts as i imagine this#sorry i watched the phantom menace bonus dvd and all the making of stuff made me Think#i want to put maul in fancy clothes and situations#he still votes with padmé in a lot of stuff btw. he just refuses to defend it out loud#because first of all he has his pride#second of all he's not here to speak for himself like all those selfish old men he's here on behalf of the tribes of dathomir#dathomir would probably have a lot more senators than the average world i think. since the tribes are not all unified#so maul would be like. the talzin clan and/or nightbrothers' senator. possibly the only male in the dathomir delegation#and more connected to the dathomir magics and martial arts than to sith philosophy#he'd probably hate both sith and jedi also. they're both freaks who worry too much about light and dark#also. this is half very similar to thoughts i have about an (unrelated) oc i have so i dont want to put this on the main post but also.#he'd probably have a lot of 'fans' who love him for his voice and looks instead of his politics#and i Knoww padmé has fans too. because she is a fashion icon. and very charismatic#so can you imagine. the hot politician fandom drama.#sorry i love creating stupid imaginary internet drama#this and my obimaul begrudging tumblr mutuals who hate each other au. i love creating virtual Situations#senator maul au
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chat i thought wanting a hug was romantic attraction. and that is the only form of attraction to men i frequently and strongly experience. right.
#other forms of attraction to men generally involve me mentally transitioning them.#im so fucking lesbian how did i not see this#literally if i find a hot man and i imagine kissing them? i mentally turn them into a beautiful woman and then i imgine kissing them#the wanting to hug was the only hint of actual attraction to men that did not require me to womanify them!!!!!#oh dear#why did i believe i have equal attraction to both genders you ask?#well#because i assumed im equally attracted to both but hot women are just more prevalent and there just aren’t hot men#which is. a bit stupid. in retrospect#im such a lesbian actually#lgbtq#siph speaks
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