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not sure if i should post this or not😬 ive been working on it since october lmao
#jey uso#wwe#cody rhodes#cody rhodes x jey uso#codyjey#jey uso angst#jey uso fanfiction#cody rhodes angst#cody rhodes fanfiction#codyjey fanfiction#codyjey angst#codyjey are having an affair#both are just stupid men
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I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO
#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn#I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other#and I still stand by that but I also can’t deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo#tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc he’s lucky not bc he’s actually friendly#so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like ‘fuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh god’#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3#and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc he’s just not wired that way and he’s just accepting that Thorin is weird#bc he has no basis of which to assume he isn’t just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves don’t know shit abt hobbits#and it’s not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either he’s just not thinking about it LMAO#and Bilbo Also doesn’t have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and he’s just ‘?? ok’#they’re both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish#I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it#not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually#so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally it’s fun to just imagine that facade cracking#meanwhile Bilbo is just like ‘you ok??’#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so it’s double the entertainment
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this is so off topic but I needed to vent somewhere, so turns out I am slowly realizing I have a thing for dude with long hair..
My childhood crush was Helia from winx and the only reason I watched winx was for HIM, I loved him so damn much dude.
then I got into vocaloid, who did I like most? GAKUPO fucking KAMUI..
THEN I slooowly got into anime.. who was my next target? FUCKING TOMOE FROM KAMISAMA KISS AND KOKKURI SAN FROM GUGURE KOKKURI SAN, also we can’t forget YUE FROM SAKURA CARDCAPTOR or UNDERTAKER FROM BLACK BUTLER.
All long hair by the way.. Probably white hair too.
now.. who is my new crush? MAHITO. JUST BECAUSE HE HAS LONG HAIR.
honorable mentions to Zhongli from Genshin, Sephirath from final fantasy and Malleus draconia and Idia Shroud from Twisted wonderland and kite from hxh.
LONG HAIR MALE SUPREMACY 🧍♂️🧎♀️
anon the way our half our tastes overlapped ASDAHLISUDHALAKJD;aWDUH.........LONG HAIR MEN GANG RISE UP 🗣️���️🗣️📢📢💥💥💥🚨
my two faves aka my cutieful amazing wonderful breathtaking pookiebears that did nothing wrong ever actually
#ask#anon#sillydoods#mahito#sephiroth#wdym both of these men have committed atrocities. i only see my two beautiful wives with long flowing hair#long light hair supremacy....anon you are so real#literally any time a male character has long hair my interest is piqued by 500% regardless of anything#the way that ive never touched a final fantasy game but absorbed stupid amounts of ff7 lore just because i wanted to know about sephiroth#also doman from fgo............. i have been Looking at a distance for a long long time#my checklist: men ✅ long hair ✅ kind of a horrible person ✅
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Jekyll and Hyde sketches I did in school because this hyperfixation is no fucking joke (I’m planning my own adaptation)
#guys I cannot stop thinking about these stupid men#stupid man?#I have many thoughts they are not the same but they are ough I can’t do this#yes they both come from Jekyll#and have the same emotions and experiences#they just act upon them differently#Jekyll represses and Hyde says fuck that I’m gonna kill people#bat lover art#dr jekyll and mr hyde#jekyll and hyde#henry jekyll#edward hyde#dr henry jekyll#mr edward hyde
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Ed has to be in the middle because Izzy would make sure he's completely covered by the umbrella. He does not care if Stede gets soaked. (or if he does himself, for that matter)
(Ed also has to be in the middle to stop Stede and Izzy going at each other)(violently)
#the violently is an important tone indicator#they could be making out just as easily#(maybe both. i think both)#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#edward teach#stede bonnet#steddyhands#to me#what can i say. izzy begrudgingly accompanying GB on dates only to fall in with them is so precious to me#(this was their plan all along. they were inviting him on DATES; not to carry their bags or w/e)#(and stizzy fight to kissing is just. chefs kiss. and ed playing with his boys like dolls? hell yeah)#(best moment tho is when stizzy gets so into it that they forget hes there for a sec and he has this. wait no. moment)#delicious wonderful i love these stupid old men
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not shipping something subtextual? alright whatever
not shipping it because a wildly popular INACCURATE fan theory says the characters are related? annoying.
not shipping it because you believe (falsely) that they're related + claiming there's no subtext when the crux of the series is the relationship? DIE.
#i need to write my thesis on portal as a feminist story it's been brewing in my head for years and every time#someone says something stupid about caroline or chell or glados it bubbles up and i become exponentially more evil#maybe writing it will inspire less rage within my heart when I see a godawful take in the wild#even if you don't like chelldos. and I get that. you can't deny that the chell and glados' situationship is the heart of both games#the first game ends with them trying to kill each other. the second one ends with them saving each other#portal#chelldos#I swear some people opened the game and absorbed nothing but british men and glowing hole#I think of the GLaDOS line ''I'm being serious I think there's something really wrong with me'' every fucking day#the delivery and context of it. also she's just like me#oroeginals
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MY arcane alternate universe where silco teams up with everyone’s other favorite eloquent sharp-dressed morally grey deeply emotional yet projects coldness villain with offputting eyes—grand admiral thrawn, of course—and they win zaun’s independence and then save the chiss ascendancy from the grysks. hire me fortiche!!!
#imagine thrawn in arcane animation bro#would be the end of me#anyway I just finished arcane and silco on top of being an incredibly well-written character really scratched the thrawn itch#and I want to see an eye of zaun/chimaera crew link up#imagine eli interacting with jinx#he would be terrified of sevika#but she and ar’alani would be chill#both no nonsense women who have to watch over stupid men#I need to go to bed this is the chronically sleep deprived talking#I’ll delete this later#arcane#thrawn#silco#star wars
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sighs. anyways i think chil is a sloppy drunk who gets very affectionate and talkative and laios likes to go out drinking with him but drinks a lot less so he can keep him out of trouble and make sure he gets home safe. u already know where this is going. chil struggles with being emotionally open but thats fine because hes already told laios how much he cares about him dozens of times before, he just doesnt remember <3
#laios is in the absolutely insane position where chil looks at him and is like. ur hair looks less messy than usual. did u brush it for once#and just yesterday chil was shitfaced and telling him hes the most beautiful person on the planet. etc#i dont think laios would ever take advantage of it either which is like. so important to me#laios doesnt ply him with drinks or anything chil just gets wasted either way and laios is like hey should u maybe slow doen? and chil is#no. you beautiful stupid piece of shit#i think if he drinks enough hes like the mix between a drunk partygirl and when old men get really emotional. hes both#slutting it up between heartfelt moments of sincerity#etc
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Saying that non-conforming female characters don't face as much misogyny as their "feminine" counterparts is so funny cause literally the misogyny in their treatment is more overt because they aren't staying "in their place" like men think they should. The disdain for women + misogynistic societal ideals are so much more blatant in male characters interacting with these women. Countless times they are, in essence, told they need to sit down, shut up, and know their place but somehow that translates into them having "masculine privilege". I can only assume that people with this take haven't actually read the books and only get their information from second-hand sources.
#Men actually love it when the group they're oppressing doesn't conform with their restrictive measures that's exactly how things work 🙄#George saying that his non-conforming female characters were outcasts was really just overkill cause this is explicitly stated in the books#It's such a stupid take to have or try to argue cause there's literally no basis for it anywhere in the books#the inherit misogyny in othering women for not conforming to a misogynistic and patriarchal society though...I have to laugh#Coming from the so-called feminists in fandom make a career of throwing female characters under the bus to prop up their faves#Brienne literally gets told not to go crying if she gets raped because she's asking for it by /acting like a man/#and her mistreatment by both genders for her looks and behavior is well documented in her POV and those who interact with her#Asha gets denied her claim for being a women and repeatedly treated like an idiot for pushing for it anyways#Arya is an outcast in her own family and her behavior is lamented by her father mother and sister lol#I would just really like to know where this supposed privilege comes in??? where is it actually at??#cause it doesn't get them better treatment...better access to their claims...security from being assaulted...so where exactly is it?#just another fandom idea that can never be backed up but people treat like an absolute fact anways#obligatory this isn't me that feminine female characters don't face misogyny cause people love misinterpreting my points#asoiaf#brienne of tarth#asha greyjoy#arya stark#daenerys targaryen#fandom nonsense
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So I read this fic a few days ago “Descendants of Cyrano” by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels https://archiveofourown.org/works/56937931?view_adult=true
Aaaaaaand I just couldn’t let the drawing rest once it popped into my head. Eddie and Buck as their DND characters Imbolc and Atton from the fic! Highly recommend reading it if u haven’t yet it’s an extremely fun time lmao
Also I find it really funny that this is the first Buddie fanart ive ever drawn and it’s their fucking DND characters lolllll
(Also my sister (who is a Buddie/911 fan btw) Called them Legolas and Flynn Rider lmaoooo now I can’t unsee it)
#buddie fanfiction#buddie#buddie fanart#evan buckley fanart#eddie diaz fanart#evan buck buckely#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 on abc#911 on fox#911 abc#no when I tell you the amount of times this fic had me DYING laughing#cackling into my arm so my roommates wouldn’t hear me#these men are so dumb#I adore them#I wanted to smack their dumb faces so many times in this fic#wanted to throw them both off a cliff#or just make them kiss#stupid pineapples#but I love them sm
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"Wwx wouldn't wear high heels or mini skirts-" some of you are wildly underestimating what wwx would do for the bit
#mdzs#mdzs discorse#wei wuxian#look- theres absolutely a conversation to be had to about fandom feminization of gay men#and a further conversation to be had about how often that feminization is paired with making the character stupid and usless#and just like the misogyny of all that#but i also need you all to understand its just as misogynistic to go “that MAN would never do WOMENS activities”#cuz sometimes dudes like feminine things and thats ok#svsss would even argue thats a good thing#and all of mxtx's men are feminine to a degree#ex: lbh's housewife tendencies. sy's child care tendencies and attention to his appearance. lwj being depicted doing “wife's duties”#wwx being referred to as “the mother.” hc's fancy ass closet. xl's androgyny being a really important aspect of his character#as (in xianle) its considered to be a sign of being closer to enlightenment. also his whole motif is balance between force and delicateness#also he does drag#but ya- this is my long winded way of saying people need to stop acting like fans don't understand wwx if they think he’d rock a mini skirt#he can be cunty AND a morally nuanced ass kicking (formerly sword wielding) wizard man#and i guess my tags turned this into a “you actually dont understand xl if you deny his femininity” post too#getting really annoyed at fandoms acting like femininity negates everything else about the characters#looking at both people creating this stereotype and people attacking fanworks that include feminine elements#just to end this off- for the sake of argument I'm calling things feminine/masculine based off traditional (and frankly conservative) values#but i am aware gender expression irl is way more complicated than that
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chat i thought wanting a hug was romantic attraction. and that is the only form of attraction to men i frequently and strongly experience. right.
#other forms of attraction to men generally involve me mentally transitioning them.#im so fucking lesbian how did i not see this#literally if i find a hot man and i imagine kissing them? i mentally turn them into a beautiful trans woman and then i imgine kissing them#the wanting to hug was the only hint of actual attraction to men that did not require me to womanify them!!!!!#oh dear#why did i believe i have equal attraction to both genders you ask?#well#because i assumed im equally attracted to both but hot women are just more prevalent and there just aren’t hot men#which is. a bit stupid. in retrospect#im such a lesbian actually#lgbtq#siph speaks
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"now it's about TME whining and nothing else" says my dashboard full of "TMA" whining.
#like. I'm just kinda sick of it I guess.#I get that gender theory!#I also get that I don't think every fuckin' trans woman on tumblr has read gender theory stuff#and in fact will just say 'trans men as men are too stupid to comment on this'#or. Idunno. the way a gender-nonconforming cis man and a trans man that is perceived as a gnc cis man are... y'know.#both TMA?#like. transmisogyny affects so many people it's actually insane#and constantly drawing these lines is dogshit#and yes actually men should be supported.
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people who don't want trans women in womens' video game or chess tournaments really are saying from the bottom of their hearts "trans or cis, doesn't matter to me 😤 I hate ALL women 🤗" and tbh thats progressive... equality win!¹
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¹ This post is a joke.
#the double whammy of transmisogyny and just plain sexism is astounding#'obviously trans women are men therefore there's a DISTINCT intelligence advantage over those poor stupid CIS WOMEN'#like! wow! wrong on both counts you stupid assholes!#transmisogyny cw#sexism cw
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Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.
#hm i should make an original post tag#maul#darth maul#padmé#<- she gets tagged too because she is very in my thoughts as i imagine this#sorry i watched the phantom menace bonus dvd and all the making of stuff made me Think#i want to put maul in fancy clothes and situations#he still votes with padmé in a lot of stuff btw. he just refuses to defend it out loud#because first of all he has his pride#second of all he's not here to speak for himself like all those selfish old men he's here on behalf of the tribes of dathomir#dathomir would probably have a lot more senators than the average world i think. since the tribes are not all unified#so maul would be like. the talzin clan and/or nightbrothers' senator. possibly the only male in the dathomir delegation#and more connected to the dathomir magics and martial arts than to sith philosophy#he'd probably hate both sith and jedi also. they're both freaks who worry too much about light and dark#also. this is half very similar to thoughts i have about an (unrelated) oc i have so i dont want to put this on the main post but also.#he'd probably have a lot of 'fans' who love him for his voice and looks instead of his politics#and i Knoww padmé has fans too. because she is a fashion icon. and very charismatic#so can you imagine. the hot politician fandom drama.#sorry i love creating stupid imaginary internet drama#this and my obimaul begrudging tumblr mutuals who hate each other au. i love creating virtual Situations#senator maul au
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not to be a hater but it does drive me insane how so many online conversations are so centered around sidon and yona (and link 😞) and not any of the delicious narratives that totk gave us
like why should we talk about rauru and sonia and their relationship w zelda? why would we talk about zelda and how her relationship w link progressed post calamity? oh are we gonna talk about the sheer insanity that is ZELDA TURNIJG INTOA. FUCKING DRAGON??? no??? shipping discourse over sharks? ok
not to swing a bat at a hornet's nest but it really does feel like specifically mlm ships take precedence in fandom spaces over EVERYTHING else regardless of whether the ship in question actually has like. any canon backing whatsoever. like totk specifically, a ton of the story revolves around zelda, a female character which certain fans notoriously hate for the crime of. being a woman with feelings. like gee i wonder why we all simultaneously decided to ignore the story of this one. i wonder why we really really really want to focus on this random male side character's incredibly minor story instead of the literal titular character of the game. could it perhaps be because some of us are predisposed to ignore and dismiss women in all contexts. could it be perhaps that we don't want to reckon with a woman we didn't like in the last game reclaiming her agency and healing from her trauma and being a positive driving force in the narrative and would rather talk about 2 men and how lame and stupid the woman who dares to exist inbetween them is instead. hmm
#DISCLAIMER. i do not hate sidlink. like. whatever. you can talk about it all you want i do not CARE. but when you are a wlw in fandom spaces#you just. Notice Things. you notice that even when girls are centered in the narrative fans will push them out of the way and center men.#you notice that women are never given the same time for discussion that men are. no one wants to think about their feelings#the way they want to think about male characters. ESPECIALLY when they're percieved as 'ruining' a mlm ship by existing as a love interest.#it happened with botw with sidlink fans ignoring sidlining or villainizing both mipha and zelda and it's happening again with yona.#it's tiring. that's all#totk spoilers#asks#and yes i am aware that making that one stupid post about the statue was signing myself up to see this bullshit but STILL
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