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UR ACTUALLY INTO VORE ?!!! UNFOLLOWING AND BLOCKING U /jjj
Who said i was into it
#the running joke with me and vore is that people cant tell if i only like making jokes or is into it#but like ill really let you guys decide since its funny#both are funny regardless
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beanbag chair psychology
#dtawing#homestuck#karkat vantas#rose lalonde#she's asking because she also has autism#WISH we'd seen more of these two interacting on the meteor they both love pretending to know about other people's brains#this took me like two days to make for no reason#i don't draw comics often#because usually by the time ive finished them ive rolled the punchline around in my brain so many times im worried its not funny anymore#but regardless#the Funny
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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.
#“if one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardian”#“if percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the quest” ->#“annabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's island”#“the two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationship”#“if one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationship” ->#“the other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicability”#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth being amazing#percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist#percabeth funny#percabeth for the win#annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris#i dont make the rules#(yes i do)
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits#it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation#i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation#based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron#but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice#and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself#and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole#the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride#mdzs#art#mdzs spoilers#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my art#the grandmaster of diabolism#cql#the untamed#魔道祖师#陈情���#mdzs meme#doodle#lmao
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jason and danny childhood friends au memes (mild spoilers)
#Will Danny's anger and rage over Jason's death ever be called pit rage in fic?? No. But from what i know OF pit rage and how its sometimes#shown in DPXDC thats *technically* what it is. But that's a very loose technically. i thought the meme was funny and its accurate *enough*#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc memes#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#childhood friends au#cfau#danny by all accounts IS a vengeful spirit in this and that's something i realized like last month while ranting to gen about it.#a vengeful spirit by definition is a ghost whose come back from the dead to enact revenge on the living for their unnatural or cruel death.#in some cases they come back as a vengeful spirit because of an improper burial or a lack of burial at all. regardless of either one they'r#both accurate because danny neither has a grave nor had a funeral and his fury over Jason's death would've been enough to bring him back as#a vengeful spirit regardless of becoming a halfa. they ARE two sides of the same coin after all :]#kudos to gen and much love she's been inflicted with SO many cfau character analysis rants <3
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I love how as soon as Slayer learned that Zato was alive, he immediately went and told Faust about it
Knowing full well there was a non-zero chance Faust would actually just murder him
He really was just like, not taking sides here, let them sort this out by themselves
#guilty gear#guilty gear Xrd#slayer guilty gear#faust guilty gear#zato guilty gear#I could talk a lot about him doing this actually#like of course theres the funny observations of him just putting Zato on the chopping block like that#but also at the same time#this feels like a potentially cruel thing to do to Faust as well#in a sense#Faust would definitely be tempted with the desire to kill Zato#he even talks about it in his win quote against Zato in Xrd indirectly#suggesting that if he killed Zato#'Faust' would die as well#by forcing their confrontation Slayer is effectly playing with both of their lives#and yet#it's not exactly a confrontation that could just be avoided indefinitely#so I feel Slayer also really wanted for them to make their own choice about what would happen#regardless of what they'd choose#it's very like Slayer I think to kinda take a 'I'm not gonna get involved' action like that that's actually very involved
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art requests?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Killer dies in a glue trap
shit now they're both stuck
context: DS Nightmare dying in a glue trap
#shitpost#DS Nightmare#dreamswap#dreamswap Nightmare#dreamswap Nightmare sans#dreamtale au#Killer sans#Killer something new#Killer sans something new#dying in a glue trap#I dont know if this asker was aware of the Nm one but regardless I find it really funny that theyre both in there#off-anon#canned-ghost#undertale au#Killer#Nightmare#Laurart#requests
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btw if anyone cares, how I imagine 100ft!Donnie and Empyrean Weeping Donnie interacting is just
100ft!Donnie: Draxum doesn't deserve you. You go in there and you tell him you're gone.
EW!Donnie: I'm gone?
100ft!Donnie: Again!
EW!Donnie: I'm gone!!
100ft!Donnie: Good.
100ft!Donnie: NOW GO BITE HIS FINGERS OFF!!
(Empyrean Weeping by @cupcakeslushie which you should go read)
#100 feet and a world away#empyrean weeping au#this is silly but whatever#they have no chill but it's running in different directions#they would both do anything to help their brothers though#regardless of the cost to themselves or others#and make a brother mad at them over it#100ft!Donnie doesn't think biting fingers is the solution to all problems but he DOES think it's very funny
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top 3 fave bbys in the burrito show
(bonus SUPER LONG tags on how i feel bout the characters)
#my art#boruto naruto next generations#sarada uchiha#shikadai nara#inojin yamanaka#in no particular order except sarada is my fav- i think she shouldve been main focus- girl brings all of og team 7 together at all times#just her family history alone is very interesting and i WISH we had seen a convo with sausage boi about her uncle and just everything#but shes a pretty solid character on her own- VERY good mix of both parents yet still being her own self#shikadai is funny i really like seeing him- hes a sight for sore eyes- bro got EVERYTHING from his dad minus his eyes and maybe hair#his dynamic with boruto being besties is really fun to watch- sarada too- with both shika and sara being geniuses and all#i love inojin's simplicity and how ordinary he is.... its... realistic?#hes artistically talented yes with his ninja art stuff but everything else hes kinda... mundane? at times even bad?#Considering every other prev gen child's got all these cool stuff goin on- i like that hes just... kinda normal... i like that about him#boruto i actually do like as well- he'd make a GREAT support character- i love how big bro he is and how he wants to stand up for others#hes a lot like naruto in that way- and might be a hot topic to say this but i also like how - in his very first arc- boruto hates the hokag#not his dad but internalized that the job took his dad away from him- regardless on criticism i think that concept is really neat#i am not well versed in what the story is now for boruto- ive just kinda picked my snacks on what i wanna watch lmao#but i do wish there was more showings of slice of life for all the kids- cuz they are all really interesting- especially for prev gen's kid#>>wished they did timetravel arc with sarada so we coulda seen young sasuke & sakura interact with boruto and sarada T_T#one last note: borusara is very interesting- but i actually prefer them just being friends- at most friends with crushes on eachother#i do think its cute but i like the dynamic of it being unrequited idk its new for me i just prefer them as friends with crushes lmao#prob cuz they work as characters independently Im not really interested in ANY of the new gen hookin up- borusara is the most interesting#i mean it IS the ONLY one being pushed canonically but i like it- that boruto looks out for sarada and sarada worries for boruto#but ya i wish boruto was like mitsuki in being a side character - i think a LOT more people will find him less annoying that way#though- i REALLY want more sarada and sasuke dynamics being shown- actually the uchiha fam a TON more than what we got#they are just SUPER interesting to me lmao#im a sucker for the emo boy turns soft and has family and bonds with their kids- its one of my favourite things in media#i feel like scraping the ocean floor when im trying to find quality sasuke and sarada art pieces and story stuff#cuz ive exhausted all the content in these past what 2-3 years of knowing both boruto- and now more recently - naruto#(yes im one of those people who knew boruto before naruto- smite me)
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date today…,,..,..
#we facetimed yesterday bc we were both nervous#and we got on well THANK GODMDMFND#I was TERRIFIED and i told her I was and she was like ‘bro me too cause this is the first time I’ve gone on an actual date in over 5 years#instead of just meeting up to smash’ 💀💀💀💀#she’s funny our senses of humor vibe well I’m just nervous regardless cause whenever there’s a random silent pause in convo#I’m the type that immediately wants to DIE 💀 but that’s just a part of getting to know someone for the first time#anyways I’m not as nervous as I was yesterday but also still am 😃
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guy who meows and second guy who has impossibly high standards for meows
#Don't know what im talking about?? look up Kunikida close call (trust- he meows in that it's great)#ALSO FUN FACT - Dazai reacts with the exact same phrase after each meow (マジか) regardless of quality which is so funny to me#kunikida is out here putting his entire soul into that last meow and Dazai reacts no differently than his first <//3#it's basically a phrase meant to be like “for real?”/“for serious?” way and can have both pos and neg connotations but given Dazai says it#the EXACT same way all three times I think it's funniest to imagine he still wasn't satisfied with Kunikida's last meow#he's a lil shit and I love him for that#kunikida doppo#Dazai osamu#kite draws#though this is more like a doodle#hhh#kite watches bsd#bsd#my caption for this on twitter was significantly funnier I think-#it was uhhh very similar but better#it was guy who meows vs guy who only reacts with マジか#who will win?#FKJHF
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Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.
#unforth rambles#brought to you by the person i saw call chu wanning 'mo ran's mother' and the person who defended them#putting aside the question of accuracy re his role in mo ran's life#the words parent and father both exist yall#like idk but also wtf#see also girlboss and such being applied to gay men#idk i feel like im in the vast minority on this one#but my whole life ive seen gay men feminized in real life against their will#no matter how masc they were or wanted to be everything became fem#maybe im just to old to be with the times on why this is cute and funny abd okay#but given tumblr demographics and all#like shit like this is imo why so many women and afab nb people in fandom get accused of fetishizing#we older queers remember when doing this was considered disgusting homophobia actually#and imo it goes double or triple when they gay men in question are east asian#i really wish we could just fuckin stop#to be clear im not saying it IS fetishizing im saying i wish there was more awareness of the history of forced feminizing language#being used towars gay men in general and toward east asian men regardless of sexuality#for a lot of people i gotta think the knee jerk reaction to this kinda language being used is these context isnt teehee how cute#its ew who would say that#anyway i blocked op on the mo ran stuff but it still left a bad taste in my mouth
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Moon Nakshatras:
Central Cee: Rohini stellium & Hasta moon
Viet Trap: Rohini sun & Merc
Ayo Edebiri: Hasta sun & Merc w/ Shravana moon
Trevor Zegras: Shravana moon
Jeonghan: Sun & Merc in Hasta w/ Shravana moon
Madison Bailey: Shravana Sun & Merc
Beabadoobee: Rohini sun & Venus
Ncuti Gatwa: Rohini Moon
Aimee lou wood: Shravana sun & mars
#moon nakshatras#rohini#hasta#shravana#also the astro is astrologying bc cench’s gf is a uttara phalguni moon#& viet trap had a public infatuation/crush on maru lee who’s uttara ashada#both women will be put in my sun observation but it’s so funny to me that regardless of gender moon is attracted to the sun#starzalign#vedic observations
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pulps law is that whenever i get insane enough about something, i will inevitably attempt to make a persona 5 au, regardless of whether or not i am successful at it.
#pulp speaks#anyways guys youre never going to guess what au ive been thinking of lately .#i know the correct way to go about this is make sidestep the main character but you see#i will not be doing that. and actually in fact i will not be following the storyline of persona 5 in the slightest. because lol#but morgana exists in this au purely because i dont think the others would survive without him explaining what the metaverse is 💀#the rangers are a team of detective for the public sector in this au#and dr mortum is an unassuming everyday scientist that should not peak the rangers interest in any way. at all#in the video game that exists in my head the player can pick between playing julia or ricardo#it doesnt change the storyline that much but it does make the character relationships funky so#in my head chen is best friends with julia and argent is best friends with ricardo#chen and ortega stumble into the metaverse together so if you pick julia its two best friends in a life or death situation#but if you pick ricardo its your sisters best friend+kinda your boss in a life or death situation which personally i find extremely funny#regardless of which ortega you play with the other one doesnt know about the metaverse until id say like. the end of the first palace? beca#use thats when they start getting suspicious#and because this is ortega they follow them and find out about the metaverse that way#i dont think they become a phantom thief but i think they do end up covering the others asses irl#dr mortum still isnt actually a doctor but i think theyre the one providing medicine to them at the start of the game#theyre extremely wary of the rangers at the start and ortega can barely convince them to sell them things which they still charge-#-extremely high over. i think the turning point comes when they discover the metaverse because holy fuck they are So excited about it#both because of the implications and what the metaverse could be used For#chen is not thrilled about letting them know this but theyre kind of their supplier so its not like he can argue#i think mortum joins the phantom thieves eventually but as a navi#obviously its in their best interest to provide everything for free now that theyre part of the team but they still have to order supplies-#-so i think the way it works out in game is that theres certain days supplies can be ordered and you have to pay for it but the items can b#-picked up at any day of the week#but also i have no idea how that would work practically (its all in my head anyway so it doesnt actually matter but yk)#theres still more thoughts about this but im ✨running out of tags✨ and also i cannot organize my thoughts enough to explain it#im not main tagging this its going to be my silly self indulgent au for eternity ok
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I've seen a lot of people on twitter complain about Shadow's voice because it "just sounds like Keanue :(" and how that's a problem. And I agree, but for an entirely different reason. I care way less that a character sounds like the VA casted for them, and way more about the fact that the character sounding like the VA keeps reminding me that my boi Shadow was given the voice of a fucking Zionist.
#sonic#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#keanu reeves#the john wick jokes are funny but this guy is the worst person to voice shadow literally just for the zionist thing alone#or just the worst person to bring into a sonic movie period. cuz he's a zionist.#and outside of a handful of people the majority of the fandom seems a little unaware of that. or dismissive. or both#important reminder that paramount is littered with zionism and are very pro-israel and the keanu casting is just further proof of that#i'm just as hyped and excited for the movie as the next person but this is something to keep in mind and not forget regardless#cuz this is actively contributing to the suffering of countless palestinians even if we don't directly feel the effects of this#made this spontaneously and am literally just writing down a random thought that came to my head right now cuz i'm too tired to stop myself#it's 4am so this one of my “not in any state to be posting” time zones but i was thinking about it again. this sucks but free palestine#momento rambles
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Okay I'll bite. What happened in this guy's childhood to make him go to the extensive body-destroying lengths to bring his mom back??
-Sky Floor
His father left and his mother was wonderful to Edward and his brother, they loved her very much. But in the 2003 version, she died, possibly from being heartbroken over Edward’s father leaving. She was sick for days and finally passed away. In the brotherhood version it was definitely an illness that passed around Risembool (where Edward lived) and his mother caught it and she died. He and his brother missed her and Edward wanted nothing more than to bring his mother back. He thought he would use alchemy to do it, but human transmutation is very illegal because of how dangerous it is. Alchemy is dependent on equivalent exchange, and it’s practically impossible to bring someone back to life. So Ed lost his leg, and Alphonse lost his entire body. Ed couldn’t lose his little brother so he connected Al’s soul to a suit of armor, losing his arm in the process.
Oh but don’t worry! His life gets so much worse :)
#there’s two versions of this show#there’s 2003 that was following the manga but caught up too quickly so it did its own thing#and brotherhood that honestly didn’t follow the manga in the beginning but DID especially in the end#2003 is MUCH darker than brotherhood#brotherhood is dark but not as much as 2003 so if you want a not so dark anime with a definite happy ending then brotherhood is for you#if you’re fine with a dark anime with a bittersweet ending and a very messy film at the end. then 2003 works too#I personally love both#but they are VERY very different from each other lol#like it’s funny at how vastly different they are#but regardless this show is amazing. both versions have a great story#beautiful brotherhood#and well written characters#like don’t get me started on the female characters they are ALL amazing#especially in brotherhood#anyways I��m done I hope that told you enough#now it has been a hot second since I’ve seen 2003 and brotherhood so the death of their mother may be different than what I said#but oh well#today is a special holiday for fma enjoyers btw#asks
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