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seriously tho the Sicilian has some gigantic self-esteem issues if he's threatened by you posting selfies or other people replying. thinks he's worth so little he has to cut off all access to men so he doesn't worry about losing you
hope you're getting some serious $$$ outta him
The money is there and he isn’t stingy but damm is it worth it.
I could put up with Gator and get the same outcome.
#ask#gator has low self esteem too and it’s like neither of these men should#both are conventionally attractive#successful in their own lanes#homeowners#like what!?#I sure know how to pick the damaged.
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People picking some of the most stereotypically hot people as face claims for Percy when in reality he should look like uh
not like that
I know I'm a pretty Percy believer, but I just don't think it should be like a hot kind of pretty i think he should be divisive and a twig and should look Pretty in a way you could still argue some would not see the appeal
#percy weasley#i hate the demonizing of the phrase conventionally attractive like you know exactly what i mean#it means what is popular look wise in people currently and changes with the times and even cultures#a kpop star and a popular american actor can both be conventionally attractive and look completely different#it's not saying there is only one way to be desirable
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everyone's favourite german siblings
#reverse 1999#r1999#reverse 1999 enigma#adler hofmann#greta hofmann#sketch#fanart#titaniumart#i really like how greta turned out#enigma ....... i'm unsure#like yeah i don't imagine him being like. conventionally attractive#but still this doesn't 100% fit the vision in my head yet#yes i was going for a more realistic look for them both#hope i managed to portray their ages well#it's hilarious how greta has her forehead mostly exposed whereas enigma's is completely covered by his stupid bangs#when i bully enigma it's because i like him btw.#we do a little tormenting here
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Can we talk about how Derek obviously has a type because Spencer and Penelope are so similar.
#whether you see them as romantic or not#his closest most genuine friendships/relationships are with two people who are VERY similar#I just think it's cute#Because in theory youd think “oh big muscular jock whos a player” and you wouldnt associate him with them#but then you realize that his best friends are socially awkward nerds who hate any kind of physical exercise#and are very eccentric#and ill add “conventionally” attractive even though we all know thats bs because theyre both hot asf#I just think its so wholesome cause its like opposites attractive kind of thing#and hes just so open-minded and loving and the least judgemental person ever#cm#criminal minds#criminal minds meta#derek morgan#ssa derek morgan#spencer reid#ssa spencer reid#penelope garcia#moreid
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would you guys call me crazy if i said archetype wise that marinette's status as a Plucky Girl-Next-Door takes priority over her status as an Aspirational Everywoman. cause i have thoughts about this
#i think the reason a lot of marinette depictions (especially aged-up ones) tend to fall flat for me is that they polish away her quirkiness#which partially makes sense as she would naturally become more confident and composed as she ages#but also in my mind as she comes into herself more she would only get *more* eccentric and quirky and silly#this falls into the same nitpick i have with giving marinette too many white and conventionally attractive features#like i can't and won't *stop* you but i don't understand why you wouldn't want to make your blorbitos look more distinct#(same goes with adrien. at least explain why of all face claims you seemingly chose ALEX PETTYFER.WHAT)#but depictions of adrien are its own thing I apologize for derailing#they just both get the brunt of this sort of phenomenon but marinette especially#is it because we're so used to seeing our fiction taken over by absurdly hot people? is it part of the enjoyment? art style limitations?#overwhelmingly white/european reference photos?#do some people not find marinette's awkward adhd charm as part of her appeal?#is it just a misunderstanding of the archetypes and tropes mlb plays off of?#or is the appeal seeing this clumsy 14 year old mature into a Strong Independent Badass Strong Awesome Woman#anyway I'd like more mlb semirealism artists to depict a marinette who looks so disheveled she's painful to look at#if it's not too much to ask.
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Castthrone. I lovethem.
Girl who has forgotten her past and is afraid of what she might find when she remembers x girl who is trying to move away from her dark past and become better. They see the best in each other they are a pillar of strength for one another. Do you see. Do you see my vision.
#anime lesbians from my video games save me#you thought it was just about two conventionally attractive women i have a crush on making out but NOPE there is DEPTH to this#the fact they're conventionally attractive women i have a crush on is only HALF the reason#but also THE PARALLELSSSSS BETWEEN THE STORIESSSSS#both of them have pent-up guilt i think but then they forget about it when they're together <3#i can't fuckign articulate. but like. learning to accept themselves via the love they have for each other something like that#shit now i gotta main tag this don't i.#octopath traveler 2#castthrone#ineed people to understand. ive had the octopath lesbians inmy brain all day
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If there are a million Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them. If there are only two Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them (Eva Noblezada is the other). If there are no Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, Eva Noblezada and I are dead 😔
#hadestown#hadestown obc#reeve carney#eva noblezada#seriously im sick and fucking tired of the reeve carney hate on tiktok#'jordan fisher is the only orpheus that matters' 'jordan fisher shouldve originated orpheus on bway'#'they should replace the obc recording with jordan fisher' 'jordan fisher was the best thing to ever happen to hadestown'#shut up!!!!!!!#i adore jordan fisher but you are missing the point of theatre and hating on reeve in the process!!!!!#you can have a favorite but that doesnt mean the actors who are not your favorite shouldnt exist in that role!!!!!#but also your favorite is wrong!!!!#reeve carney brought more autistic swag to orpheus than anyone could possibly recreate!!!#he was naive he was soft spoken he was unaware of social expectations!!!!!#jordan fisher has such a raw powerful voice and thats not what orpheus needs!!!!! hes just a lil guy!!!!#hes just a lil guy who accidentally had a battle of the bands with the devil and won#because he has nothing in his brain except sing and love his girlfriend!!!!!#i love jordan fisher in everything ive ever seen him in and i adore his voice but please stop putting other actors down#im not a huge fan of the way jonjon briones plays hermes but im not out here talking shit about him!!@#or saying he should never have had the part in the first place#(btw i was joking about the 'your favorite is wrong' thing because - again - literally defeats the point of theatre)#please find ways to say that jordan fisher is your favorite without putting reeve carney down#and also please give reeve carney a chance and dont dismiss him just because he is less conventionally attractive#and hip in popular media and on social media#please give the role a chance for what it is and not just which actor you already like#i was pissed when i first found out they were taking damon daunno out for the obc and adding reeve#the only thing id ever seen or heard him in at that point was the live action rocky horror with laverne cox#and he was fucking riffraff#i was mad!!! i didnt think he could do it!!! but i love the show and i gave him a chance and now hes my all time favorite#between both touring casts ive seen and the pre bway cast recording and jordan fisher#just please stop being mean and give him a chance
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i know there's a slasher fandom equivalent of the disney princess pink void, where they treat all horror characters like they're existing in the same universe, and im not normally super into it or anything
but im so shocked that i've never seen a crossover where norman bates meets carrie white. BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT
they were both raised by abusive puritan mothers who taught them to be ashamed about sexuality
they're both awkward social outcasts desperate for connection
and they both killed their moms


idk i think they would get along and maybe be friends :)
#the list of horror characters with mommy issues is endless but i think norman and carrie in particular would get along#honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this is already a thing and i just haven't come across it yet#ALSO this is more metatextual but they're both book characters who were changed to be more conventionally attractive in the film adaptation#carrie#carrie white#carrie 1976#norman bates#psycho#psycho 1960#psycho movie#slashers#horror#slasher fandom
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So pike is in his fifties and his actor is 51
Una is at least in her later forties, assuming star fleet academy is 4 years and she joined at 18, plus 25 years of service as mentioned in her trial. Her actress is 51
Why is pike fully grey and Una has not a single Grey hair on her head? I know she's Illyrian but I don't care.
I want to see aging women. Give my queen grey streaks. She puts up with so much bullshit. Why can pike have his tall ass completely silver hair but Una can't even have a streak??
This is purely out of righteous anger and not bc of my huge crush on Una. Me??? Liking older women??? You're crazy
#i actually am aroace and dont really feel conventionally attracted to older women#but like also when women are over 50. goddamn.#in high-school all the band kids had a crush on this one trombones mom and she had grey hair#but that made her even prettier#dw about her#no one ever said anything to her face it was a ton of -respectful- looking#and also heckling her son but he deserved it for being both a homophobe and a trombone#una chin riley#number one#Una Chin-Riley#i love her so much pleaseeeee#give her grey hairrrrr
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Is... is that what we're calling it? Kind of an odd way to look at it if you ask me
The article itself is actually p insightful but I just can't get over that wording, lmao
#bridgerton#penelope featherington#polin#polin bridgerton#fatphobia#fat characters#my posts#nicola coughlan#what really gets me too is the fact that they're both hot#no matter what weight Nicola is she's still conventionally attractive in so many ways#can u imagine the reaction if they'd picked a heavy actress who was ACTUALLY average looking#Bridgeton woulda been canceled lmaoooo#anyway have this post that's been sitting in my drafts for about a month
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so the most recent post from you reminded me- you're not a zosan fan (neither am I tbh) so what DO you support for sanji (in terms of ships or HCs)
I had to sit on this for a bit since I got home but I do have a few ride or dies so we can start there.
SanUso numero um campeao del mundo!! I love love love sanuso so much.... they have a number of really good scenes together and I'm so tired or I'd try and pull them up but off the top of my head in Water 7 when Sanji worries about if Usopp will come back, and earlier in the arc with Enies Lobby calling Usopp their sniper and getting very excited to see him back...
If Oda wasn't a coward post ts or at least post wci Sanji would be fat. Fatness and weight gain as healing is so important and thematically fits for Sanji as a character especially with all of his backstory but alas.
In terms of gender/sexuality I'm pretty fluid on what I headcanon for him. As long as it makes sense for the scenario I don't care all that much. I know bisexual is really common as a hc for him which is great! I also see him as tentatively genderfluid but I don't think he really knows how to articulate it. Probably with weird food and cooking metaphors.
And the last thing I'm going to say because I'm me and its impossible for me to talk about anything without mentioning Enstars but I think he and Niki share similar worldviews when it comes to food, especially when it comes to feeding the needy, what with Sanji giving Gin the food in Baratie despite being enemies and Niki taking in a strange teenage Rinne he found on the street because he looked hungry and both Gin and Rinne feel indebted to their chefs and saviors. I would love to see a One Piece and Ensemble Stars collab with them specifically someday and not just because they're my favorites from each franchise....
#asks#anonymous#not sanji#<- well kinda sanji but not the panels of him#also. well i wont say nothing against zosan bc i do have Some Things against it#but idc if you ship it and follow me. its not problematic or anything#but i think it falls really hard into two conventionally attractive guys with a rivalry being shipped together#bc it feels like they should be. skk from bungou stray dogs feels this same way to me#in that i think their actual in universe dynamic is leagues more important ESPECIALLY#since the panels where sanji and zoro basically try to sacrifice themselves for luffy#and zoro knocks sanji out just got posted on here.#both zosan and skk are much more interesting to me from a non romantic lens....#i also see zoro as very aromantic and not interested in relationships of the romantic nature#i can see him being alloaro but he is not fucking sanji that's all i am going to say on that topic#well anyway hope this is interesting at least. i need to put more posts in the queue now so i'm gonna do that!
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the entire fandom like "omg you don't think gale/ab is hot???" yeah i have bad news for you about my opinions on webster and speirs too
#they're both fine. they're whatever. i don't tend to go for conventionally attractive men.#sorry to be the flavor of queer that i am i guess
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I've blocked every tag remotely related to the man from uncle movie but unfortunately a lot of people don't tag it in any way to distinguish it from the show and i am forced to continue seeing henry cavill's face
#i'm sorry i don't know anything about him as a person i simply do not find him attractive#he's TOO conventionally handsome it irks me. make that man look weirder#that is NOT my friend napoleon#also people tagging their fics with both. they are set in different universes if it's a movie fic just say that#mfu#my posts
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One thing video games taught me is being evil makes you a lil bit ugly
#I mean it#yes even the conventionally attractive villains look a lil bit ugly#i'm looking at you totk ganadorf#once he ate that gummy he kinda eugh#lady dimitrescu is somehow both conventionally attractive and a lil bit ugh in my eyes#love her but also uhmm-#the you inside is a bit kinda disgusting maam#yknow what#I just looked at it again#totk ganadorf before he ate the gummy is also still ugh
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Gael García Bernal in Desierto (2015, dir. Jonás Cuarón)
(these gifs also feature Alondra Hidalgo)
Gifs are all 540px wide so you can click to see larger.
[other gael filmography gifsets]
#gael garcía bernal#desierto#ggb filmography gifs#desierto 2015#gael garcia bernal#this is ultimately a pretty standard thriller of the being-chased-by-an-inexorable-killer type#where the cast is picked off one by one until only the most conventionally physically attractive remain#this is good news for gael's character#on account of being played by gael#i think this one is elevated by the setting both in terms of beauty (it is stunning) and by making effective plot use of it#that apparently meant they were shooting two hours' drive away from the nearest towns with no cellphone reception etc.#which may be why we don't see more films set here#also elevated by the performances which are uniformly good#also elevated by the themes (jeffrey dean morgan's antagonist is targeting migrants crossing the border)#so we're back in the territory explored in documentaries like who is dayani cristal but this time as fictional thriller#this film came out as the trump wall discourse was hotting up and that was naturally something that got talked about in interviews#clever inclusion of antagonist's dog which effectively constrains what the characters could do to get out of the situation#so unlike in many films of this type there isn't a screamingly obvious course of action that they should have taken but unaccountably don't#still it remains a genre film sticking broadly to the conventions of that genre so the plot isn't going to astonish you#i've still avoided giffing the most spoilery moments though#tbh i suspect gael's character is still screwed at the end but then i think that's also the point (see: themes)
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one thing is certain and that is that taehyung and jungkook hate and cant stand each other and/or have no chemistry and are awkward. imagine being enemies except you're super awkward about it. yeah that is them
#btw this is satire but its literally how so many people see them its really funny#how people in general think of them as#'wow they have no chemistry or anything people only ship them because they're attractive' which personally#like ok its ok if you dont ship them but im pretty sure this means that you view at least one of them as just a conventionally attractive#person with no depth or personality#ive seen so many people that have been like 'i really cant see them together'/dont understand their ship#thinking their relationship is awkward not close etc#it feels like you see them both as fratboy types and i guess if youre more of a for example rapline fan#then maybe thats why you see them like that#but in general the way fandom view of taekook is so at odds with who they are#because they are the most popular members and have good visuals and are young thats all theyre reduced to#i swear a big part of this fandom see them as the members with least depth and most surface level#which is why they can not fathom their relationship being intriguing in any way#because they dont think theyre intriguing interesting people
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