#boss ultime

[ultimate-character-design]

The 2nd Character Design Tournament

Please remember to vote for characters solely based on their design, rather than which character you are more familiar with or like more!

Maia Arson Crimew (Nyancrimew) | Internet Personality

“I'm submitting specifically their persona (technically their profile picture) because it's adorable and iconic. i love associating cats with crimes”

Striker | Helluva Boss

[askfordoodles]

Mammon and Asmodeus

(utilizing/invoking their sigils)

[crescentfool]

judgement day 🌕

[myrxellabaratheon]

Something people aren’t talking about after Ghostfuckers!

Blitzø was doing just fine without the arrangement! He could afford the office *before* the book was involved, and he had his business working *before* he went back to Stolas.

Even if the deal would have been what antis think it is (Stolas NEVER said he’s took the book away if Blitzø didn’t agree, but still, let’s pretend he might maybe had) Blitzø still had a work and a way to make money!

Killing on Earth was just a business choice to make more money since they are the first - and only - to offer such service! And once again, the book was just the easiest way!

[choochooboss]

"Running a large facility comes with great responsibility and challenges. Having to make quick decisions under stress at times can get things heated up."

[starry-bi-sky]

more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc

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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME

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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal

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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH

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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore

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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO

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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--

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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.

[wigglybunfish]

Mizu deserves a cat companion just as feral and scrunckly as her :)

original refs and clean artwork under cut:

[totorosacorns]

happy wednesday! i need him💕🎀

[ultimate-blorbo-bracket]

There will be one more final fight between the champions of the three tournament to see who will take home the title of Ultimate Ultimate Blorbo!

[ultimate-character-design]

The 2nd Character Design Tournament

Please remember to vote for characters solely based on their design, rather than which character you are more familiar with or like more!

Loona | Helluva Boss

“Goth wolf”

Marcy | Awful Hospital

"Let's get Marcy further this time! She's the concept of medicine!"

[laz-kay]

His lil horse tote! Are you KIDDING me?!😭😭😭

[juleteon]

Nightmares of broken chains

[who-do-i-know-this-man-s3]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[coramatus]

In the semifinals for the @ultimate-submas-tournament, the Woodsman finds himself challenged not by PMD Sneasel!Ingo (@teamconductors) or Ghost Worm!Ingo (@blaiddraws) themselves, but more by what they fundamentally are. Re: dead and a Sneasel. It’s a lot for a guy to take in.

Transcript

Woodsman: *jibbering nonsense*

PMD!Ingo: Think he’ll calm down anytime soon?

Worm!Ingo: Doubt it.

Woodsman: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE?! SNEASELS?! WORMS?! WHY?!

PMD!Ingo: Is he… crying?

Worm!Ingo: …yes.

Woodsman: Oh my dearest brother, we’re really in it now!!!

[disghostingg]

She's the ultimate fangirl

[wisteriagoesvroom]

blow 🎂

🟠 a landoscar oneshot 📄 1.9k words rated e or, hey, remember the birthday blow job fic i joked about 🔗read on ao3

preview (nsfw):

The floor is hard against Lando’s shins. But he’s very good at enduring in the name of a great thing. And watching Oscar teeter on the edge of self control, breath growing heavier as the only giveaway of the effect Lando has on him — that definitely falls in the Venn diagram of pleasure and tolerable pain. Oscar shifts his right hand, firmer on the back of Lando’s skull. His nails have gotten on the longer side again, and they scratch Lando’s scalp in a pleasant way. Lando doesn’t need to look up to know that Oscar’s red-faced, hair mussed. He’s always like that when they do this, eyes focused on him like Lando’s a particularly tricky chicane that Oscar’s still trying to figure out. “You had to do that in front of the camera, didn’t you? Oscar says. Lando, mouth full of aforementioned teammate’s dick, shrugs. “Cheek.” Oscar adds. He pushes Lando down harder. Lando doesn’t expect that, so he chokes a little, and makes a gagging noise.