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guncodez · 18 days ago

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cid5 · 5 months ago

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Vietnam-era rifles used by the US military and allies. From top to bottom: M14, MAS 36, M16 (30 round magazine), AR-10, M16 (20 round magazine), M21, L1A1, M40, MAS 49.

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beethatwee · 4 months ago

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This being the second time I’ve ever drawn Fool reminded me how difficult it is to draw his rays, but we prevail! (By cheating, I am a copy paste QUEEN)

Anyway, I love this silly jester man and the spooky ghost

Ghost In The Machine au belongs to @venomous-qwille

#I got bored mostly and decided to draw my version of cricket #absolutely obsessed with this story so far #if you see this you are legally obligated to go read it #ghost in the machine au #ghost in the machine #gitm #gitm au #gitm fool #gitm clip.exe #fnaf sun #sundrop #fnaf eclipse #art #fnaf art #fnaf au #fnaf self insert #fnaf fic

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columboscreens · 6 months ago

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#columbo #season 8 #sex and the married detective #rare moment we see columbo completely alone and he spends it essentially jumping on the bed #sorry but people who insist columbo is faking every part of his personality to hide a cold ruthless machine are so boring and annoying #like is he a ruthless machine. yes. is he also a warm and silly guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. Also Yes #they're not mutually exclusive people

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fahclove · 1 month ago

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I am so insane abt Harold Finch and the Machine’s relationship like what if you built the most powerful super computer in the whole world……and she called you Father :)

#person of interest #the machine person of interest #the machine poi #poi #harold finch #the machine #GOD they’re relationship is so interesting and sweet and sad #she loves him like any child loves their parent #and he loves her and is terrified of her in the same breath #it’s so cool it’s so interesting I love it so much #rotating them around in my mind when I’m bored at work #IMAGINE IF U CREATED GOD AND U CHAINED GOD DOWN AND SHE SITLL LOVED YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE HER #how crazy is that? I would go insane #I blab

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hussyknee · 11 months ago

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I'm really not a villain enjoyer. I love anti-heroes and anti-villains. But I can't see fictional evil separate from real evil. As in not that enjoying dark fiction means you condone it, but that all fiction holds up some kind of mirror to the world as it is. Killing innocent people doesn't make you an iconic lesbian girlboss it just makes you part of the mundane and stultifying black rot of the universe.

"But characters struggling with honour and goodness and the egoism of being good are so boring." Cool well some of us actually struggle with that stuff on the daily because being a good person is complicated and harder than being an edgelord.

Sure you can use fiction to explore the darkness of human nature and learn empathy, but the world doesn't actually suffer from a deficit of empathy for powerful and privileged people who do heinous stuff. You could literally kill a thousand babies in broad daylight and they'll find a way to blame your childhood trauma for it as long as you're white, cisgender, abled and attractive, and you'll be their poor little meow meow by the end of the week. Don't act like you're advocating for Quasimodo when you're just making Elon Musk hot, smart and gay.

#this is one of the reasons why #although i would kill antis in real life if i could #i also don't trust anyone who identifies as 'pro-ship'#it's just an excuse to shut down legitimate ethical questions and engaging in honest self-reflective media consumption and critique #art doesn't exist in a vacuum #it's a flat impossibility for it not to inform nor be informed by real world politics and attitudes #because that's what it means to be created by human hands #we can't even make machine learning thats not just human bias fed into an algorithm #if the way we interact with art truly didn't influence anything then there would be no value in it #just because antis have weaponized those points in the most bad faith ways possible #doesn't mean you can ignore them in good faith #anyway fandom stans villains because society loves to defend and protect abusers #it's not because you get the chance to be free and empathetic and indulge in your darkness and what not #it's just people's normal levels of attachment to shitty people with an added layer of justification for it #this blog is for boring do-gooder enjoyers only #lol #knee of huss #fandom wank #media critique #pop culture #fandom discourse

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fatedroses · 19 days ago

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One single fancy man gets home and wonders why his allies are still awake so goddamn late.

#ffxiv #concept #gpose #adventurer zenos #zenos yae galvus #I like giving him fancy suits for some of his sets and realized the new dungeon hat actually goes pretty well with it #he hears his friends scurrying around after midnight #all you hear is a very stern “go to bed” three corridors down #i will forever love the thought that without battle lust hes just kinda a normal fuckin dude tbh #quiet and a bit antisocial but certainly not eccentric (kinda) about most average things #I do also want to work on a mechanic outfit of some kind for him- maybe fixing some sort of large machine or vehicle- too #local man has to fight to fend off the bored eepy #I think adventurer zenos would get really wary once hes used to not doing it- about napping or sleeping for too long #recovering apathetic man experiences general FOMO for the first time and hates it forever

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phemiec · 5 months ago

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I hate sleep apnea dude I’m like a sim who’s energy bar is permanently capped at yellow

#😴😴😴😑😑😑😩😩😩#sleep apnea #boring text posts #I need a cpap machine for real #might be able to finally afford one this month

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midnightfire830 · 1 year ago

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POV idk what to draw so I got some people to give me prompt ideas and requests. Plus a bonus sketch (if you get the ref its from then ur awesome 👍)

The prompts were as follows:

- Cupbros doing cheers as children (The idea behind that drawing was mugs fell down or Hat went to hard on the training and Cup is cheering him up)

- Pretty much if Cuphead had ink illness and was suffering slowly and painfully. (I headcanon if Cuphead had ink illness his hair and the liquid in his head would be the first to melt. It goes all droopy and deflated and starts to turn dark as it drips down his face and out of his straw.)

- Bendy being abandoned in the meadow.

- And Bendy with an insanely sane smile. (Rlly became him contemplating life.)

WEEEEEEEEEEE