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netflix used to be good I just cried over anya taylor joy playing chess in russia
#the way cinematography is used in this show needs to be studied#also it makes me want to learn chess so badly#and by learning I mean not growing bored after one game where I lose <3#the queen's gambit
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finally made one of these again! :)
this was so funny to make, i missed doing these. i had so many thoughts so i'll put them in the tags as usual hehe
bonus :3
#i imagine nne and tano probably made up chess. when they were bored in their cave one time#maybe not CHESS but some sort of game#whatever it is. it accurately portrays their dysfunctional family when they all played it HFDGH#idk i usually play board games with family so this automatically makes me think of them a Dysfunctional Family#ANYWAYS#top 4 are self explanatory BUT if there was a throw the chess board option kenge would be that#or a cheat option. shupavu would be that#i decided to let nduli goigoi and dogo win! as a treat :)#good for them!#meanwhile janja chungu and tamka don't know what the fuck is going on#reirei kiburi and mzingo are smart enough to win but don't#njano nne and tano are self explanatory lmao#of course CHEEZi has to ask that#get it#lmao#anyway i laughed making this because their pictures look like how they'd react 😭#the lion guard#tlg#tlg outlanders#tlg outlanders memes#god i really did miss making these
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✦ B L A C K M A G E
Black magic. The tempest of fire and ice and thunder that has been with her for as long as she can remember. Her control over it made her a force to be reckoned as a youth, the key to the specialized unit her parents staked their lives on. It has been many years since then. She has lost her strength and her focus to an enemy, clawed it back and reclaimed it in the aftermath, continued to grow with every step of the journey. Though she has moved on in many ways, she will always return to her roots. —level 90 compendium
#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy 14#gpose#gposers#ffxiv gpose#blm#black mage#lvl 90 compendium#myreia screenshots#aureia malathar#oc tag#black mage my beloved#i'm one of those fools who genuinely likes this ridiculous job because it's completely antithetical to the game's design#here's a game about movement! play a job built around not moving i'm sure it's fine#and totally not broken + more punishing than elden ring on a bad day at low levels!#why have freedom of movement when you can stand there and take an aoe straight to the face manaward will protect you it's fine!!#why have a relaxing time gaming when you can be in a permanent state of stress from playing chicken with the boss#if you think blm is slow and boring you're wrong because everything is actually happening all the time all at once!#enjoy the adrenaline rush of being tied to your cast time and playing 4D chess and if you mess up you die!#you have endless mana (unless you messed up) but ahahahaha you don't get a self-heal and you can't rez bc then you would be too powerful 🙃#good times good times are you having fun yet because i sure am 😎#i always say blm is perfectly mobile why walk when you can ✨teleport ✨#next healer to rip me out of my ley lines early before I slide cast + teleport gets their caster privileges revoked#and has to go to blm boot camp#anyway#this is aur at her roots#battlemage 😎 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I've just started watching The Queen's Gambit and it got me wondering: does Iceman play chess? Cause I can totally see it happening
yeah
this section of my wips got preemptively deleted for being boring and “who cares” and not well written
but yes
#where did you think all the chess metaphors in my fics come from#mav comes home several times to ice and Bradley halfway through The Most Intense Game of Chess you’ve ever seen#he turns around and gets back on his bike and goes somewhere else. not worth it.#those two are crazy.#the point of this one was: mav is the only person ice lets see ‘not perfect’ or ‘perfect but in progress’#Mav gets to see icemanification#everyone else just sees iceman#+ money handling and logistics#+ ice having fun with his subordinates before he outranks the possibility of doing so :)#boring; who cares; not well written#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#icemav#dragged out of the Dark Google Doc of deleted shit just for you#every time i enter that Google doc i get seasick
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Defence attorney Klavier should send people to the music dimension, just like how Miles sends people to the chess one
#defence attorney klavier gavin#klavier gavin#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#miles edgeworth investigations#chess dimension#get sent to the music dimension idiot#if it was real itd probably look like the in-game sound/mix board but thats boring#or smth closer to Athena's mechanics#but I still want music dimension#does that mean Simon's mechanics is sight????#like idk seeing thru the taka's eyes
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when did i suddenly run out of hobbies to do
#im so bored rn#time to downlaod mobile games again ig 💀#maybe i'll even play chess or smtg#sleepy vix#it's funny because it's true
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"Do you play chess? You can be my Queen and I'll be the board and you can put the moves on me.."
Just slide your body all over me, haha - eUë
#playing chess#chess#board games#i'm bored#board#be my queen#my queen#queen#put the moves on me#she's got moves#me trying to flirt#flirt with me#flirting with you#feeling flirty#funny#humor#sweet#cheesy pick up lines#cheesy#pick up line fail#pick up lines#spilled ink#spilled thoughts#spilled words#love quotes#love#love quote life quotes#love quote for her#quoteoftheday#romance
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💛Smoshblr December Asks Day 11💙
What are your top 3 favourite video games and/or your top 3 board/card games?
we're gonna see how old i am, are you ready? i'm a boomer when it comes to technology, so my taste in video games skews older.
i love fate enough that i still play it to this day. like the original. like the one that came out in 2005, yeah.
my number one girl, miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, is stardew valley, which isn't that old but not exactly new either (my favorite villager is haley and yes i mean that).
and then like. if i'm gonna say a normal and semimodern video game, i'd go with the sims 4, but if i'm honest i'm gonna say champions of norrath (2004). i miss the ps2, she was my friend
#thank u for asking my friend#working through my backlog rn#favorite board/card games include risk uno and chess (special mention of blackjack and texas hold em)#bc i'm the most boring person alive <3#ask answered#wallpaper inside my heart
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been telling my siblings 'you would NOT make it in vulcan academy' when they do smth goofy recently and nobody's been able to refute lol
#just me hi#listen here you little idiot... [<- fond]#anyway i've been doing this for months and it brings me much joy hbfhsvh#to me it's just an academy. with vulcans. and they are NOT getting enrolled loll#//so speaking of siblings i've been off and about with my dad more often#which is cool but that means spending a lot more time away from my siblings and ouhhrhrhrhrhrhrhhghhhhhhhhh#[tears in eyes]#my buddies :( Where Are My Buddies :( lmaoo#staring out car windows yearnily bc i want my brother's opinion + dumb joke combo on some random thought i had but he's miles AWAYYYYYYYYYY#i'm home rn but like. Man hfbhsfbvh#//oh man but here was one time one of them used the academy thing on me and i could only sputter. touche motherfunker lolllll#//anyway i am exploding all of them with my mind [<- endearing]#my youngest siblings do art (because they saw me doing it [funkin dies and explodes and cries and stares at a wall forever] lol <3) and#they're ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ?#leo does humanoids + has a more geometric style atm and it's really cool!! he keeps asking me to help him draw hands but he asks me at like#1 a.m. when my brain isn't working practically anymore so it's just me going 'yea and the thumb bone connects to the hip bone. +~Somehow~+#[mystery chimes]' and then he goes off on some sort of random thought and we are derailed forever hgbbfhsh#and ruff is so good at drawing animals it's insane. like have you seen this kid's cats they are Sick ! ! ! i genuinely did a double-take#when i saw her stuff a couple months ago loll#/and then my older siblings are v into video games#which is cool bc if i am ever bored they have like 5000 things that i can suffer on while we all laugh hfbhsfhv#i think i'm still helping test one of apollo's games that he's working on -#he's learning code and all kinds of cool stuff - also he's insanely good at blender like Woauhghsgh. wizard shizz hbfhsvb#+ reed helps him w/ that bc i believe he's the architecture guy lol :) - also it turns out reed n i share a lot of opinions on media and#stuff so that's awesome :D he didn't know what whump was but he liked all the points of it so i tried explaining that to him the best i#could hbshfv o7#+ chess has been trying to convince me to give him + leo a ~mystery~ story to play and i finally caved lmjfhsjf#he's real good at the clues it's going well :3 i am scared for my life HFBVhsfvh#also trying to convince him to play kartrider w/ me again cuz i have leo on it now and we need a 3rd okay-to-decent player in our soon-to-b#posse Loll :33 //i ran out of tag space... ouhhh..... okay then.. ciao ciao toodles :D
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I am chess playing villains #1 hater
Play another game. Or at least a different variant of chess.
Like I get it! you're scheming and manipulative! but this is the third family game night that you've had us do a chess tournament, and I kind of prefer sillier games that are a little less heavy on the strategy.
What about cards against humanity? Exploding kittens? hell at this point I'd settle for rock paper scissors.
Play another game!
#ferret thinks#my hatred of chess playing villains is largely preformative#and mostly due to my desire to see villains playing some other games#like chess symbolism can be done very well#but I am quite frankly bored of it#and think about the possible implications of a villain playing connect four#That's a solved game where the first player will always win if both are playing perfectly#so if a villain lets their opponent go first that can imply either cockyness or believing in giving their opponent a fair chance#and if they play first then that implies they're only putting on the performance of a fair game#(because of course a villain who's whole thing is connect four would know how to play perfectly)#not to mention the possibility of them playing imperfectly on purpose#I know villains who play chess are iconic but I really think we should explore other options
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I can't believe they apparently introduced Ratio by showing him playing chess alone and taunting himself. What a dork. I actually love him
#I used to do this all the time from the moment I learnt to play chess when I was seven or so to ehm nowadays from time to time#A lot less now than as a child and teen. I used to do it all the time. Nowadays I find it boring xD#I hope for my mental health he won't be as me-coded as he seems to be#Because that would be embarrassing in an almost humiliating way#What do you mean I am so plain and my tastes so typical and easy to cater to#that the gacha game has made at least two characters that fit perfectly my tastes?#And yet there they are. I won't even talk about Jingliu and Jing Yuan nor probably Luocha and even Sunday#Blade was hit after hit and Ratio is‚ while not as much of my taste fiction-wise for now‚ definitely clicking all my irl interests#I got into twitter and saw the chess piece in the video thumbnail and my first thought was 'goodness I sure hope that's not Ratio'#But it was#This is kind of humiliating. I feel like a NPC of a person. I hope you die. I hope we both die xD#I talk too much#I should probably delete this later#The only character that comes as close as Blade as being lab-made specifically to suit all my tastes is Jack and that's how it went#I don't even want to talk about what Blade has done to me this year (for good and bad)
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#Vincent's character sketch sheets are so cute#It's so obvious (even more) that he is imitating Jack in his hairstyle. He even sports a long braid#There's a mention that he tried to read every one of Gil's favorite books#but that their taste is very different and he always gets bored mid-book. I liked that#I also really really liked that initially he was going to be of frail health#I think he retains that a bit with how he is sleepy most of the time at first#But I in general really like that. Leigh is right. There's so much of chronic illness in general around the children of misfortune#The three of them#I talk too much#I should probably delete this later#He always dressed in white and I love that too#And there's the fact that he wears earrings because of Jack confirmed here too#It's also mentioned that whenever he finishes a chess game on the manga he does so (winning) with the queen#Because he is the queen of hearts#And that the author was careful for him and Oscar to move pieces that would make sense for the game to end that way#in that first chess game Oscar and Vince had at the beginning#That was a very cool detail#Vincent used to cough a lot. Also there's this little comic with Elliot which is like...#He sees Cheshire and he is 🥺♥️💕✨ and totally uninterested in Ada as a cat girl#And like#Like#In theory it's because he doesn't care about fake ears but... the guidebook somehow makes it even more clear that Gil and Elliot are gay#Anyway... There's the character sheet of Elliot's mother and I don't know if I had thought of this before#but Yura's sect is actually very like Jack's intention. Bernice (Vernis here) is desperate after losing her son and little brother#And so she gets in Yura's sect thinking she'll be able to laugh together with the dead‚ living and dead reunited in the Abyss
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ngl all the meta about kinnporsche makes me feel like either im not smart enough for the show (which I refuse to believe) or that I fully just blacked out after watching it (much more plausible)
#literally how are people analyzing the chess game so much?#bitch I barely remember there even being a chess game#actually this might be due to my inability to rewatch things#idk why but I can only rewatch stuff if im doing other things because even if its something I like I get bored way too easily#and things with subtitles generally require more attention than multitasking is able to give them#so alas I mostly just rewatch clips lol#also thank god for tag editor cause I fully forgot how to spell chess and was just writing cheese at first#jae’s thoughts#thai drama#thai bl#kinnporche the series
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Prethinker and Battly is just "Eating the Chess Pieces When He's Not Looking" at Best.
#i should talk about Battly's relationships with other managers and whether or not they'd be positive or negative#he makes my game freeze every time his attacks hit me#toon: battly n. love#no battly doesn't know how to play chess and thinks it's boring
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tim drake is the type of guy to drop random lore then walk away.
tim: ugh i hate baseball, it’s like, when you have to play it in order to save a whole planet once, every game after seem boring
dick: that’s not…
tim: only downside to that was how we almost totaled barts brand new spaceship
dick: what spaceship??
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tim: oh, hi mom
shiva: hello timothy, how are you? still keeping up with your training i take it?
bruce: mother? she’s not your —
shiva: let’s spar then timothy, let’s leave it strictly non lasting injuries, i don’t rather feel like dying by your hand again today
tim: of course!! ^-^
bruce: again?
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tim: man i forgot to take my meds again
duke: your meds for what?
tim: i have no spleen, so i have to take probiotics, it really is manageable but i dont know where those pills went
duke: i’m almost scared to ask, tim, how did you lose your spleen?
tim: weird spider dude, it was a whole thing
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tim: you talk a lot of shit for someone who got replaced as heir to your immortal grandfathers empire by me
damian: you what!?
tim: i regularly beat his ass at online chess every week too, and i don’t think you’ve seen him since he stole your corpse
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tim: here
jason: what’s this?
tim: a box of all the photos i took when i obsessively stalked you for your entire tenure as robin
jason: thanks?
tim: you’re welcome, bye!
jason: … creepy ass kid…
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steph: so how did you to get together?
bernard: well —
tim: i saved him from a getting cut open by chaos monster cult members
bernard: yep, i was rescued from being a vessel for a greek god, and we just really clicked afterwards
steph: well, it’s better than the brick
#i’ve forgotten cass- but let’s be honest she already knows all of the tim lore#the whole lady shiva mom thing is just a silly little thing of my own creation#you can’t tell me tim didn’t see a woman who spends more time with him (even if it’s spent fighting) than his actual mother#and didn’t immediately imprint like a baby duckling#dc#robin#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#duke thomas#the signal#signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#batgirl#bernard dowd#timbern
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I think you're right that it's significant, and I think Mori is clever to recognize that Akutagawa is a rook.
Like a rook, Akutagawa is powerful, but generally contained and often undercut by his predictability. However, because he's keenly aware of his own constraints, and because others often aren't (especially regarding variables they've internalized as known), he's able to play into and against his own predictability to paradoxically surprise them.
He moves within the confines of his rigidity to shape outcomes, sometimes more effectively than his more dynamic opponents and peers. Rooks do that too, if you let them.
Me, knowing nothing about chess, probably overthinking the significance of referencing akutagawa in this scene, but is going to look it up later anyways
#i have very specific chess feelings and thoughts re: rooks (which is what that piece is)#because in elementary school i was in a program for intellectually gifted students - by which i do NOT mean an honors program#i mean i displayed several specific neuro characteristics and struggled in a classroom environment such that i was referred for screening#the results of the screening flagged me for several additional tests and my results on those tests then prompted a comprehensive assessment#which was conducted by a licensed examiner who additionally administered another test chosen specifically based on my prior data#the report from which triggered a review of all of the above data by a panel of specialists who determined that I was wired so atypically#that I required specifically designed support services to avoid an adverse impact my access to education#ie I was not considered academically gifted which is what people are usually thinking of when they talk about giftedness (esp on tumblr)#i prefaced with all of that to counter misconceptions and emphasize that i was not in a program for smart and highly successful students#i was in a program for students with distinct cognitive processing needs that could not be met without specialized intervention#but inanely and entirely b/c of misconceptions the administrators at my school forcibly registered us in an annual chess tournament#which they wouldn't let us opt out of b/c there was a funding incentive for the school if we advanced far enough#ironically chess is a bad fit for this type of giftedness b/c it's rote + relies on bounded conventions instead of creative problem solving#but anyway i did not want to fucking play chess especially not competitively - it's boring and gets redundant#so i intentionally threw all of my games to remove myself from the tournament early#except my fellow indentured chess competitors noticed i was doing that and they were also bored and didn't care for the tournament#and so several of them made a game out of forcibly advancing me as far as they could by outmaneuvering my attempts to lose#horrifically they managed to corner me into winning enough that i was in serious danger of advancing#and so i started AGGRESSIVELY practicing chess in my spare time to learn how to shape the board and get confident in my ability to do so#i played against computers and then strangers online for hours a day and i studied checkmate patterns and how to subvert + reconfigure them#all so i could play well enough to ensure i'd lose even when being actively sabotaged#it worked - i narrowly escaped advancing that year and I don't think they were able to lose to me again after that#they kept trying - even playing me outside of tournaments to try and figure out how i was consistently losing#it's b/c i layered multiple strategies that involved breaking select conventions + manipulating their focus and psychology#BUT the fulcrum of my approach relied heavily on my rooks and select pawns as my most valuable pieces#i got very good at using rooks to shape the board without placing them in a position to be captured until i wanted them to be#once i had a few pawns close to promotion i would shift my rooks into bait b/c once one was taken i could just promote a pawn into a rook#and because absent a potential stalemate people almost always promote pawns into queens#my opponent would forget my additional rooks and would make choices based on the implicit assumptions that my deputized pawns were queens#rooks are treasures
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