#boos and hissses

[grassbreads]

It is not my night tonight lmao. I just had to order a new phone bc the screen on my current one cracked severely. I have no idea how this happened as I did not drop or hit it, but it happened. And then when I was ordering, despite my seeing that the wrong address was listed and manually changing the shipping address to my current apartment, something went wrong at checkout, and it reverted the shipping address back to my parents' house in another state.

[merrilark]

Gosh, why am I soooo sleepy and tired today? All I wanna do is lay in bed and snooze.

[spohkh]

the way that my transness and being gay is literally hereditary is so funny

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Sweaty love.

"Al, you are my everything....BUT if you FUCKIN hug me right now. I will kill you." Hisssing out Boo leaned away from their boyfriend. Who, just got back from his shop after closing. In town it's been pretty scolding hot lately, and the pickup was with Seth.

Seth, being on shift right now at his job. Couldn't bring Alphonse home in a nice cool car, so he walked. It was like a 20 minute walk, but fuck this weather made him almost melt on the sidewalk.

"Coommmeeee ooonnnnn!! One hug you know you wannnaaaaa!!" Chuckling darkly Alphonse slowly approached Boo. Being on the couch Boo had the advantage of using it as a barrier. Hopping off the couch the couple began circling each other.

"Alphonse. If you come near me. I swear to GOD, i WILL hurt you." Plainly saying Boo got into a defensive stance. Pulling a giggle from the pinkette, who slowly closed in on them.

"Try it." Then pounced at them. With a scream, Boo ran up on the couch jumping on the other side. Then booked it down the hall to their room, foot steps echoed through the house.

Boo was screaming as they heard how quickly Alphonse was gaining on them. Cackling was heard as Boo turned for a second seeing Alphonse about five feet away.

"FUCK!! YOU AND YOUR LONG ASS LEGS!!" Shouting Boo whipped around and scrambled to open their bedroom door. Slipping in at the last second they almost closed it successfully.

"HAHABA!!" Crazed laughter was heard as Boo struggled to close the door on Alphonse. He used his body to wedge himself between the doorframe and door.

"GO AWAY!! SMELLY MONSTER!!" Grunting Boo tried using their weight to shut the door. Making sure not to hurt Alphonse, but they were overpowered by said man.

"COME HERE BABE!" Strong arms snatched them. Boo wiggled like crazy but felt the sweat Alphonse collected on them. Gagging at it and his smell they turned away in his arms.

"EEWW LET GOOOO!!" Whining, but after a second they gave up. Slumping in his arms and then turned their head giving him a glare.

"Awe come on you know you love me!" Cooing at them Alphonse then leaned down and kissed their face. Boo kept the same look and turned away, so Alphonse kissed them more.

"I do. But I swear, you smell like rotten candy! Go take a shower!" Complaining more as they felt Alphonse let go. He chuckled and them smirked at them, giving a knowing look.

"Well since your smelly too I guess we BOTH gotta take a shower!" Smiling like a kid Alphonse guided Boo to the bathroom. Reluctantly Boo followed, then thought about Seth. He's going to laugh when he hears what their goofball did.

[ofmermaidstories]

No pressure or pushing for this, I promise! But out of curiosity, would you ever want to do a Katsuki/Reader/Izuku piece in the future?

there’s no pressure, i promise. 🥺 i like when you guys ask me things, especially about hypotheticals/future ideas!!! it’s fun. 😌 ummm but lemme think. i like taking a never say never approach to writing projects (and to most things in life tbh), because all of my current fics and WIPs started off as random fancies that i then just decided to start taking seriously. 🥹 so there’s always a chance!!! it just depends on if i ever get a compelling enough idea for it!!! although the only other problem is that it wouldn’t be like—a smut one-shot. 🥺 if i did it it’d be like… idk, a chaptered fic bc i hate myself. 😔🔫 i like build up. 🥹 and i think it’d be fun, with Izuku and Katsuki in particular, to watch the lead-in. they’re so…….. stupid. 🥹 i can’t imagine much changes as they get older. izuku would be the earnest one who makes everyone fall in love with him and kacchan would be his flinty-eyed shadow that inexplicably has a fanclub of teenage girls. and the thing is, they work perfectly fine when they split off and combine with the others—hell, maybe they even spent years apart, after UA, izuku in america and bakugou idk hanging back in japan. they don’t need to be together 24/7 and often aren’t, but i do think there would be a knee-jerk fear/response they would have for each other. 🥹🫶🏽 and idk how we’d shove Reader-chan into that. 🧐 would have to think.

(maybe………. we could pair it up with one of my favourite songs. there’s a repeating lyric—if it weren’t for second chances we’d all be alone—so maybe we could hmmm 🧐 have our Reader-chan just think they’re never going to bother with love again or something bc BOOO boys grosss hisss boo boo. and then like sunlight warming up a spot on our kitchen floor—we meet dookie and bookie and it all goes downhill from there LOL)

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

After spending a greater than ideal amount of time in bookstores of late, I've discovered certain constants of modern scifi/fantasy sections

Sarah J. Maas containment shelf

"Girl Who Fights" by Some Straight Whiteman

"Heartstopper" by Alice Oseman, a series which is neither scifi or fantasy

Combination Riordan, Pratchett, Gaiman shelf

A single copy of the second book in several trilogies written by black women

#booktok display (boo hisss)

one (1) Book with a brown woman on the cover, placed front forward in a carefully chosen spot to show you're woke (Usually "The Oleander Sword" by Tasha Suri)

The Oleander Sword is really good, and i will hear nothing ill towards it. I'm just not convinced so many stores would give it a place of honor if it didn't feature an angry woman in a sari with a talwar on the cover, which tbh fucks but i digress.

"Goth twinks stabbing each other" by Mormon F. Tiktok

Two male models lying in a field

"The Broken Earth" trilogy by N.K. Jemisin hidden underneath a pile of twilight and hunger games knock offs, behind a set of spinning blades on the 4th floor that you have to ask to borrow the key for from the cashier - to try to protect their customers from accidentally reading the best books of the 21st century

"Shamelessly ripping off Sarah J. Maas so publishers will finally give me the time of day".

A single poster for whatever the JK Rowling industrial complex most recently shat out. Hidden away in a corner but technically present so they won't be sent letterbombs from harry potter adults

[fruityindividual]

trick or treat!!! 💖

happy halloween beloved karfy!! here's some ramblings abt an idea for a lil week-in-the-life sequel to tmos:

they're both like 50 n rj lupin is sickeningly fond of the way his husband's smile looks. it's rj lupin's birthday n whilsttt sirius has Plans, rj lupin has only one ask - that sirius teach an art class for a week while remus' school's art teacher is on sick leave.

he obvs says he'd love to, n the students take the piss n change their names n try to confuse him etc etc.. it's all so fun n he has a good fuckin time!! perhaps he asks to stay on at the school after the week is up.. rj lupin sneaks a 'peek' during one of sirius' lessons n he's like. so fucking fond + horny + blushing twirling his hair

oh, you'll never guess who sirius follows on ig.

on friday rj lupin runs into sean (BOO HISSS) at the supermarket n he's doing amazing teaching music at a seeing school n playing gigs w his old pals. he's also dating rian (which i'd meant to include in ch10 but. i forgor )

anyway. sean posts a pic of him n remus reuniting on his ig story.....

rj lupin comes home to sirius asking some..leading questions. but rj lupin quite simply forgot he'd run into sean. like all day he hadn't thought abt the encounter again.

'you... you follow him on instagram?'

'that's beside the point remus'

'......see, i don't think it is.'

heheh they bicker n banter n shag the daylights out of each other like the sex crazed sickeningly fond 50yo guys they r. itll end w a shared cig after emotional weepy sex n some banter cos ofc it will..

[that-genuine-genius]

You cannot send him stuff

BOO HISSS

Let him OUTTTT

[manifestations-of-mythology]

Boo hisss

Also, true? So yah

Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum

[chocolatecakecas]

i have to be the most annoying person on the dash for some reason

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

excuse me the what

[trans-axolotl]

gc2b being out of the purple binder in my size is fruitphobic

[spockvarietyhour]

Sometimes you forget that some around the old scrotus circle were involved in movies and my face dropped when I saw Mnuchin’s name appear on screen

[jonibeloni]

Flowers and Smoke

This Suits story, which I wrote based on a prompt from @frivoloussuits , is now complete.

Summary:  While working at the DA's office, Harvey falls into a relationship with his mentor, Cameron Dennis, which gradually turns toxic.  When Donna hands him proof that Cameron has been withholding evidence from cases, Harvey confronts him, and ultimately breaks things off to go work for Jessica earlier than planned. Years later, Mike comes into his life, in desperate need of a mentor.  Harvey resists his strong attraction to Mike, fearful of history repeating itself.

Rating: Explicit

Reassurance: Marvey is endgame.

Warnings: None, I guess. Well, I did put it in my “Road to Perdition” series because it is one of my more “difficult” fics, as people seem to like to characterize them.

Humblebrag: But, oh, man, things got super-romantical there at the end. What a dope of an author! ha ha.

Read it on AO3

[ittybittytatertot]

I was SO happy to see that Lagann got himself a nice husband wife and got a kid on the way. Like GOOD FOR YOU DUDE

When they first had the lady come out all pregnant and he swam to her I was like BOO HISSS but then she was like “my husband!” About that other guy and I was like real shit??? And THEN La’gaan called them his husband and wife and kissed them both on the mouth and I went more insane than previously thought.

[provider-of-pronoun-checks]

hello!

its been a while (i think? time is weird in my brain)

could you give me some names/pronouns based on my vibe? /nf

:]

-🦇

Oh hey! I think it's been a while too, but like you said. Time is wiggly wobbly multi-colored walkway like you see at playgrounds for five year olds.

Sorry these aren't great, made them at and on the way to the bus stop, but I can redo them if you want! /Gen

Names:

Arrow

Ran

Ender.

Mallow

Reed.

Stream

Night

Styx

Nyx.

Pronouns:

Dusk/dusks/duskself

cloud/clouds/cloudself.

Grey/grey's/greyself.

xai/xais/xaiself

Pup/pups/pupself.

Vwoop/vwoops/vwoopself

Ender/enders/enderself.

Bloop/bloops/bloopself

Boo/boos/booself

Willow/Willows/willowself

Pine/pines/pineself

Anarchy/anarchys/anarchyself

Bat/bats/batself

Flap/flaps/flapself.

Hiss/hisss/hiss-self.

Scratch/scratchs/scratchself

Growl/growls/growlself

Bark/barks/barkself

:D/:Ds/:Dself

:3/:3s/:3self

Chirp/chirps/chirpself

screech/screechs/screechself

Stream/streams/streamself