#booooo batman

[lustwithoutlore]

Batman: That's enough, Riddler! Time to end this!

Riddler: Good luck, Batman! All the cards are in my hand!

Batman: Uh, Eddie, that's not exactly how you win.

Batman, putting down a card: Anyways, Uno....

Riddler, throwing his cards on the table: GODDAMMIT!

[sunnycanwrite]

why do you follow me, why??? Sunny the hot mess express on wheels. I need to know mostly because I'm bored, but also because I want to know if I'm doing this social media thing right.

[welcoming-grey]

Streamer Phantom who grinds on Stardew Valley and proceeds to drop trauma hints during character conversations. His chat goes wild every time he says 'Yeah, my parents used to do that a lot, lol' or when 'Y'know my sister says I'm therapy bait. Don't know what that means, she's just sooo weird sometimes' Or something of that sort. So, yes, what I’m trying to say is that no, Batman does not adopt him. Instead a bunch of strangers on the internet try to raise a ghost child and tell him that his parents were kinda trash through Twitch lingo such as ‘not poggers’ and ‘f’’s in the chat, expanded by the use of custom made Phantom stickers, one with ‘Booooo!’ is used frequently for this.  And then there’s Streamer Danny Fenton who plays Kingdom Hearts. Chat loves it when he quits in rage due to the mechanics or when he just points to the characters in the game in a ‘are u seeing this shit rn?’ way. One day, he says this: “I got permission from my parents for streaming of course, I just don’t think they remember that I am.”. This leads to more and more Danny venting. Which lead to some revelations from his community, specifically from those who watch both Phantom and Fenton.

This, of course, leads chat, a bunch of strangers who knows from where to believe that, oh no, Phantom and Danny are brothers. There were other ludicrous theories such as them both being the same person, which made little sense since they both had different hair colors and clothing styles. Of course, they both streamed at different times, they both probably share the same streaming device because of their parents. And don’t you see how helpless Danny looks every time he talks about Phantom, something must be going on. This invites chat to investigate about Amity Park and to their horror realize that the Fentons chase their son for sport.

[dc-sideblog]

Pros and Cons of Rewriting Wayne Kids as Bio

Dick: booooo bad take. But in the spirit of the idea, clearly the Graysons had a threesome with Bruce Wayne while on tour, Mary got pregnant, and the Graysons were both ecstatic, no matter who the child's biological father was. Besides, by then Bruce was long gone, and the circus was in a different country

Jason: because his parentage needs to be MORE messy. The only way this would work is if it was Bruce and Sheila Haywood, which means Willis was a stepfather, and then Catherine was like a step-stepmother. Jason would arrive at Wayne Manor with the intent of robbing the place and booking it back out onto the streets. No way is he staying with some uber rich deadbeat who only took him in for the optics. Unfortunately, his father is Batman. He gets found again, if he even makes it past the security.

Cass: oh he's going to kill Shiva. Who on earth would have a baby, not tell the father, and then sell that baby to an assassin? Shiva, that's who. But making Cass bio is a cop out. She's already just like Bruce. It's much funnier when she's adopted and the token bio kid is less like Bruce. Cass meanwhile isn't treating Bruce like he's her parent. She's treating him like he's the new Cain

Tim: LMAO Brucie Wayne really slept with the neighbor's wife. The scandal of this. And they're business competitors too. Ideal scenario is Tim knowing since he was a young child and saying nothing about it, just like how he kept Batman's identity secret. Surely the World's greatest detective knows too, right?

Duke: Bruce Wayne Slept With the Eldritch Abomination Gnomon. Certified monsterfucker. Would this be mpreg? Questions for the scholars. But from Duke's perspective this is kinda fucked up. Batman, infamous for his no metas in Gotham policy, had a meta kid and ditched him with a random family it seems. I'd assume certain things, in Duke's position, once he found out who his second father is. Bruce would have a long road ahead of him when it came to earning trust. That is, if Duke isn't raised in Wayne Manor from the get go, which further implies Bruce's pregnancy couldn't be hidden

Damian: adopted! Damian is a sweet and soft idea. This scenario basically swaps Cass and Damian's backstories. Now Damian was raised by Talia in the League to be an assassin since birth, but Bruce found him, rescued him, and put him in a loving home instead. However, Damian would take extreme offense to that. For at least a year, he'd be trying to "escape" back home

[t4tails]

finished batman mystery of the batwoman UHH idk im kind of disappointed? i was really hoping for a more comic accurate batwoman aka kate kane 😔 and the twist that there were 3 of them was REALLY obvious. AND THEY WERE ALL STRAIGHT!! BOOOOO. i will say however that robin was very cute in this movie

[to2llynottoby]

The new Batman thing is aggressively mid and has a lot of dumb shit, sorry you got tricked

awww booooo

i was seeing stories about it for like a month and a half hyping it up. shame, you hate to see it, etc.

[zuzuzuko]

Okay... thoughts on Batman 138:

Batman is a super villain now???????? like what he did to Jason is some super villain shit wtf??? i know Zur is controlling him but like he made Zur so does that even matter????

the writers really hate Jason huh

feel like this is really gonna ruin Jason's character if they don't fix it somehow

very confused how this and Batman and Robin are going on at the same time??? like Gotham War is MENTIONED in the first Batman and Robin but it literally doesn't make ANY sense for them to be going on at the same time

Oracle walking around annoys the fuck out of me but whats new

I like that Tim admitted he couldn't take Damian in a fight.

I have mixed feelings about him handcuffing him to a pole. Like on one hand... you're handcuffing my lil guy to a pole. But on the other hand it feels like Damian is being taken seriously and Tim knows he has to get Damian out of the way before he can move on. So like I said.. mixed feelings

hated the whole "you always try to fight him while I always try to save him" like the writers could have absolutely called back to Tim's origin as Robin without putting down Damian. They even do it in a later panel in this same issue so that just felt super unnecessary but what's new.

Batman saying he sees his children as criminals????????? and trying to get them captured so their identities can be revealed?????????

Dick got to let out ✨ The Rage ✨.... and Tim stopped him booooo fun killer

"i don't have any knives" *next panel he's seen cutting the ropes*

Damian getting left behind 😔 although probably for the best bc Batman has gone off the deep end. But I will say AGAIN this makes NO sense in the context of Batman and Robin

I loved the Tim and Damian hug like I know a lot of people hated it but let me have this okay. Definitely a one sided hug that Damian reluctantly allows. Is it super weird timing (after just handcuffing him to a pole)? SURE. But Idk I just feel like even if you have rivalry with your siblings ... like you still CARE about them okay and I like that that was shown.

"how do I stop loving?" okay like if he stops loving like literally what even is the point

[the-ghost-maker]

Booooo I'm cooler than Batman :(

Are you that much of a player that you can't decide between two man? 'Mate for life'.. sure.

Sounds like you are more of a player than a loyal person.

I only romantically love one man. And that man probably doesn't know that or already knows that, he isn't the caped crusader just for show anyways. .

[roobylavender]

i don’t know what it is with modern writers acting like bruce is nothing but brooding and stubbornness and anger like the whole premise of batman as a character is that the death of his parents inspires bruce towards studying a variety of subjects and skillsets including a whole criminology degree so as to prepare himself for whatever he becomes he’s genuinely a man with a VISION and every time a writer tries to act like he’s nothing but an angry teenager who needs to be led into “meaningful” or academic pursuits by other people bc he lacks direction or whatever it just pisses me off. like there is no one more certain of themselves upon embracing their superhero identity than bruce the whole thing that sets him apart as a character is that his arc works in reverse bc he starts out incredibly sure of himself and his ideology after spending near a decade building it up but progressively the trauma that impacts his life after he becomes batman causes him to doubt and for his idealism to waver bc he slowly realizes that his approach to heroism may be flawed 

[moosefrog]

Bruce: Alfred? Why are you standing in the garden with a serving tray?

Alfred: It is young Master Damian's dinner time.

Bruce: ...and?

Alfred: He does not want to be fed, sir. He wants to hunt.

[rainyhart]

 watched a kevin conroy interview from this summer where he really said. “if any of u out there want to step up & be the voice of batman .............dont bitch bc im still here. .....im kidding..... a little.....”

[mekatrio]

its soooooo so sad that arkham knight is an almost perfect game with the insane amount of polish it has; its phenomenal voice acting, insane level of detail especially in its environment, a combat and stealth system that has been tweaked to perfection, a suprisingly fun batmobile system (except pursuit mode i still hate that shit.), a perfect UI, and an extremely cohesive yet appealing visual identity, etc, like its soooo so so good, except.. the story is kind of really fucking ass. like the premise starts off so strong and arkham knight is such a mysterious yet oppressive figure, but then this game relies WAY too fucking much on side missions to pad out the main campaign which eh, it does Kindaa work, its still not a great thing to rely on. and not just that, but they completely fumble everything after arkham knight gets unmasked. like. literally the definition of anti-climatic urughhgurh WHAT THE FUCK. and then red hood just pops up in the ending like oh my god. its so fucking irritating bc u were THISSS close to creating an actual masterpiece. fucking hell

[im-tempted]

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The batman

Spoilers or something

To long it didn't need to be over three hours long it was fine literally if they just... Talked at a normal speed could have halfed the time

Riddler

You're a fucked up little man on one of my favorite trump stand ins

You thought you where slick the Batman making a movie about the Whitehouse coup

You where not it was really obvious

I felt like it underutilized the penguin

He was just a bitch who literally wasn't really involved

I thought it was odd there seemed to try and be two (three?) Messages

One: the coup obviously that's whatever the fuck the riddler's got going on

Two: the police are corrupt

Three: rich people baaaaaaaaad

In short

This is the movie everyone expected to come out of 2020 if only there was also a pandemic we'd have it all

I didn't like the lack of robin

I understand how it wouldn't fit in

But I like robin so booooo

I liked the costume design it seemed nice

Idk what living in NYC is like though but it literally rained every day

If the ending has the riddler kill hundreds of thousands of people due to drowning you'd think I city where it rained 24/7 would have better plumbing

I understand it's a very famous franchise

But like I don't think gordans name was said ever

Like at all

Please name your characters even if they're popular it's not hard

All in all

Thought the cat/bay was forced

[theredandwhitequeen]

Episode 2 The handler is alive, ack Demoted Fish head, smoking - AJ Herb new supervisor  And we thank you for your service - damn Luther is the body man for Jack Ruby Luther is broken Dad should have left him on the moon  What hazel left Five Vanya going to get Carl Diego and Lila Luther and Vanya see each other Arresting Raymond Chestnut for assault of the asshole Cousin on my robot mother’s side Imagine batman and then aim lower I love Diego  Racism,  Klaus in jail  Klaus and Chestnut meet in jail Watching the video of the grassy knoll Daddy Luther watching Vanya, with a gun and alcohol  Amnesia She’s so excited somebody recognized her ... I let you down.... I never wanted to be the bad guy Diego and Lila are sweet Chestnut and Allison are sweet Honor and dignity  Hello goodbye, yay Allison Klaus and Ben The prophet Memory will take time I like Sissy Violin flashes and Luther’s face Weirdo milkmen assassins Searching Reginald's office  Baby Pogo Fight Reginald stabbed Diego in side

Diego!!!

I feel for everyone except Reginald, booooo

[bingusbnuy]

Harley Bab.