#boon and the witch

[theyhitthepentagon]

WENDY: im a lesbian im going to the gravity falls pride parade later [CAMERA FOCUSES ON BACKGROUND WHERE DIPPER IS PEEKING THROUGH THE DOORWAY INTO THE GIFTSHOP] DIPPER TO MABEL: mabel mabel did you hear that? wendy said shes a "lesbian"! maybe if i become a lesbian ill have a chance with wendy! i might be able to find something about this in the journal MABEL: Dipper come on you dont have a chance with wendy and also i dont think you know what a lesbian is. (slaps progress pride flag sticker on Waddles's face and he oinks) DIPPER: shut up jesser i found something! the author talks about a secret boon found in an ancient witches cottage turned him into the beautiful "butch lesbian" he always wanted to be. all i need to do to get with wendy is find this boon! mabel lets go!

[SUBPLOT]

SOOS: (wandering into a crowded part of town) woah where am i theres so many acceptably-clothed-but-nearly-naked people here BACKGROUND FEMME LESBIAN: (emerges from crowd) wowie a hot butch! come here handsome! SOOS: woah ladies, one at a time! [HARDCUT TO FACE] hark! my optimized aura is irresistible to women. (holding up carabiner with a shti ton of keys hooked on it) maybe spending my paycheck on this fancy carabiner was a good idea! (he is dogpiled by hot scantily clad dykes)

[magnusbae]

Oh I do love finding unfinished art! Lowkey implied they didn't expect people to reach those spots quite as fast, did they~

[empty-dream]

My favorite OP music of 2023 animated series (that I follow)

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

James Scott Gunn - You And Your Aquarius Man - Mills & Boon - 1974

[goldenguillotines]

I believe I have drawn ivanni (somewhere in the nightmare recesses of my fucking ipad)... but I really have had some time to think on her, not bc I didn't have any just because I wanted her to have her own thing happening!

[artondoom]

Will Boone

The Three Fates, 2020

bronze, enamel, 60 × 18 inches; 152.4 × 45.7 cm

[stone-stars]

songs in c3e62: knight's plight (timestamps from the ad-free version. does not include the generic combat music. “a wizard’s tournament” is the recap song.)

Tundra Trudge - 6:26

The Whisperwood - 8:23

Wooded Wonders - 11:07 and 12:10

The Red Fen - 17:12, 18:09, and 20:51

Bash at the Gash - 22:45

Balnor the Brave - 30:46

Lucanus Aer'Tea - 34:56

Wooded Wonders - 37:21

Left is Left and Right is Center - 41:02 and 41:55

The Court of the Bear Prince - 43:06

Tundra Trudge - 48:23

The Mindflayer's Lair - 52:41

Melora's Boon - 1:02:37

Greener Shades - 1:09:25

The Witch's Hut - 1:12:09

Gladeholm - 1:15:46

Sumpin's Asunder Down Under - 1:31:21

Hospitably Hostile - 1:34:33

The Sultan of Stone - 1:37:40

Hospitably Hostile - 1:41:40

All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web - 1:44:28

context for each song + notes under the cut!

Tundra Trudge - 6:26 - Murph explains how they'll have to navigate

The Whisperwood - 8:23 - Navigating the woods (first part of day 1)

Wooded Wonders - 11:07 and 12:10 - Crackling fire up ahead with glowing eyes

The Red Fen - 17:12 - Callie tries digging the fire soldier (Dan) out of the dirt

The Red Fen - 18:09 - Callie makes an unseen servant to dig

The Red Fen - 20:51 - Calder attempts to dig Dan out

Bash at the Gash - 22:45 - Dan gets angry at Calder

Balnor the Brave - 30:46 - Dan comes around to them after Callie's modify memory

Lucanus Aer'Tea - 34:56 - Navigating the woods (second part of day 1)

Wooded Wonders - 37:21 - Heading towards the overlook / the painting of the overlook

Left is Left and Right is Center - 41:02 - Callie sticks her arm into the painting

Left is Left and Right is Center - 41:55 - Sol and Calder look into the painting

The Court of the Bear Prince - 43:06 - Calder runs into the painting

Tundra Trudge - 48:23 - Navigating the woods (third part of day 1) / Everyone is exhausted

The Mindflayer's Lair - 52:41 - Sol approaches the cursed poison waterfall

Melora's Boon - 1:02:37 - Callie purifies the paladin's body

Greener Shades - 1:09:25 - Giving Truehare (the Green Knight) a proper burial

The Witch's Hut - 1:12:09 - Callie's witch hut tiny hut with hare feet

Gladeholm - 1:15:46 - Morning comes after the LR / Day 2 of hiking starts

Sumpin's Asunder Down Under - 1:31:21 - Abandoned little cabin in the woods

Hospitably Hostile - 1:34:33 - Investigating the abandoned cabin

The Sultan of Stone - 1:37:40 - Calder identifies the runes on the cabin's floor

Hospitably Hostile - 1:41:40 - Green Knight's sword in the cabin

All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web - 1:44:28 - Green Knight conspiracy to kill Cirilla / The new GK captain / Glen is part of Cirilla's royal guard

Notes: "Bash at the Gash" is credited as "The Eye of Akarot" / "Greener Shades" is credited as "Greenshade" Unlisted in Credits: Melora's Boon

[bluebottlemanofwarjellyfish]

Seymour missed out with the way he marketed Audrey II. My girl was already doing numbers because of her rapid growth, vibrant leaves, and breathtaking maw. If he had advertised her as the blood devouring fortune changing talking goddess flora that she is, the occult girlies would have made skid row a destination spot! And Seymour wouldn’t have to worry about all that murder because there’d be a steady stream of tourists donating blood in exchange for a chance to meet this voluptuous sanguin witch so she’d stay happy and fed plus he’d still get all that radio and tv show cash. It’s a win win! I get why he did those murders but he still kinda fumbled that bag. Turn that parasitism into mutualism babey and then you’ll have a stalwart ally when Audrey IIs spawn take over the world!

[zellk]

I have begun to ponder about Lana and Rena in Hades II... All the witches stuff suddenly makes it so fucking easy to add them in.... Hopefully some art to come about all this will come......

[acourtofquestions]

Kingdom of Ash Chapter 24

"What is this place?" Manon asked Glennis as she found the crone polishing the handle of a gold-bound broom beside the fire. Two others lay on a cloak nearby. Menial work for the witch in charge of this camp.

"This is an ancient camp-one of the oldest we claim." Glennis's knobbed fingers flew over the broom handle. "Each of the seven Great Hearths has a fire here, as do many others." Indeed, there were far more than seven in the camp. "It was a gathering place for us after the war, and since then, it had become a place to usher in some of our younger witches to adulthood. It is a rite we've developed over the years—to send them into the deep wilds for a few weeks to hunt and survive with only their brooms and a knife. We remain here while they do so."

Manon asked quietly, "Do you know what our initiation rite is?"

Glennis's face tightened. "I do. We all do." Which hearth had the witch she'd killed at age sixteen belonged to?

"You're not a cold person."

He arched a brow. "Is that your professional opinion?"

Manon studied him. "You can descend to those levels when you are angry, when your friends are threatened. But you are not cold, not at heart. I've seen men who are, and you are not."

"Neither are you," he said a bit quietly.

The wrong thing to say.

Manon stiffened, her chin lifting. "I am one hundred seventeen years old," she said flatly. "I have spent the majority of that time killing. Don't convince yourself that the events of the past few months have erased that."

"Keep telling yourself that." He doubted anyone had ever spoken to her that baldly-relished that he now did, and kept his throat intact.

She snarled in his face. "You're a fool if you believe the fact that I am their queen wipes away the truth that I have killed scores of Crochans."

"That fact will always remain. It's how you make it count now that matters."

Make it count. Aelin had said as much back in those initial days after he'd been freed of the collar. He tried not to wonder whether the icy bite of Wyrdstone would soon clamp around his neck once more.

"I am not a softhearted Crochan. I will never be, even if I wear their crown of stars."

He'd heard the whispers about that crown amongst the Crochans this week-about whether it would be found at last. Rhiannon Crochan's crown of stars, stolen from her dying body by Baba Yellowlegs herself. Where it had gone after Aelin had killed the Matron, Dorian had not the faintest idea. If it had stayed with that strange carnival she'd traveled with, it could be anywhere. Could have been sold for quick coin.

Manon went on, "If that is what the Crochans expect me to become before they join in this war, then I will let them venture to Eyllwe tomorrow alone."

"Is it so bad, to care?" The gods knew he'd been struggling to do so himself.

"I don't know how to," she growled.

Ridiculous. An outright lie. Perhaps it was because of the high likelihood that he'd be collared again at Morath, perhaps it was because he was a king who'd left his kingdom in an enemy's grip, but Dorian found himself saying, "You do care. You know it, too. It's what makes you so damn scared of all this."

Her golden eyes raged, but she said nothing.

"Caring doesn't make you weak," he offered.

"Then why don't you heed your own advice?"

"I care." His temper rose to meet hers. And he decided to hell with it-decided to let go of that leash he'd put on himself. Let go of that restraint. "I care about more than I should. I even care about you."

Another wrong thing to say.

Manon stood—as high as the tent would allow. "Then you're a fool." She shoved on her boots and stomped into the frigid night.

I even care about you.

Manon scowled as she turned in her sleep, wedged between Asterin and Sorrel. Only hours remained until they were to move out—to head to Eyllwe and whatever force might be waiting to ally with the Crochans. And in need of help.

Caring doesn't make you weak.

The king was a fool. Little more than a boy.

What did he know of anything?

Still the words burrowed under her skin, her bones. Is it so bad, to care?

She didn't know. Didn't want to know.

[boon-thegoodboy]

18+ MINORS DNI • AGE IN BIO OR PINNED

Hi, 👋🏻 I'm Boon (he/him)!

I'm not new to Tumblr but this is a new blog.

What's a Boon?

I'm still figuring it out myself but here's a little something to get us started:

Boon /'bün/ (he/him)

1 (noun) a good thing received, a benefit enjoyed 🌠

2 the witch's good boy // 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻🔮🐕🏷️

frenzied, rutting ftm wolf // 💦🏳️��⚧️⚧️🐺

fuzzy, thicc-ass bisexual bear // 💜🍑💙🐻

loyal, loving service switch dog // 🔝➕⬇️🐕‍🦺

30-something AuDHD weirdo // 3️⃣0️⃣🧩🤪

Sit, stay 🖐🏻 if you like:

puns

big bellied dad bods

fat guys, hairy guys

service doms, vocal tops

breeding and impreg kink

all things weird and wild

knotting & heat kink

subby boys

puppy play

outdoor sex

praise

cnc

420

THE BOON tldr;

I'm a fat, hairy 30-something ftm trans switch with neurospice.

THE BLOG

This is my main blog. I like, reblog, and follow from @boon-thegoodboy .

THE WITCH ❤️‍🔥✨

I'm in a loving, committed relationship with my partner, the witch (they/them):

@some-other-darker-longings

I encourage you to interact with me, send an ask, or DM! Just know I'm not looking for a relationship.

THE FUTURE

I want to buy a house for the witch and I on a nice piece of land where:

we can homestead

they can run their business without overhead

we can have hot sex make content

The truth is idk what I'm doing

If you like what you've read and what you've seen, follow me on this journey. The more, the merrier!

[lixbf]

ive been playing so much hades 2 atp i feel like the first Big early access patch is gonna legit change my life....

[moonlight-prose]

please give us the boone fic i am in dire need 🫣

it's in the works!!😌

[omegadraws]

My character for kingmaker! With updated outfit cuz a mini dress probably isn't the best adventure outfit, even if it is hot as hell. She's normal :)

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Shirley Boone - One Woman's Liberation - Creation House - 1972 (jacket design by Dwight Walles)