#boomer mobile

[syppys-den]

this is the best way to make fun of Conservatives, do all the cringey shit they do and so how much of hypocrites they are when they react ^^

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if your parents were born in the 70s, they are Gen X. they are not Boomers.

unless they were born between 1946 and 1964, i.e. age 59-77, they are not Boomers.

this has been a psa. thank you.

[jewishbarbies]

“kids these days don’t know how to do [mostly useless thing]! they’re so weak!” and who’s job was it to teach them. imagine being the people that let down an entire generation.

[cowpokefuckingdied]

Going wheeling with my dad tomorrow. He impulse bought a 1000cc UTV and just put a lift kit on it

Y’all want pics of the action/nature views?

[existennialmemes]

So Cool and Reasonable that I have to have an app for every fucking website I use, but also if I have more than three of them open at the same time, all of them will crash

[lugwen]

this man is spiraling in my head 24/7

[kotoyin]

Still insane to me that I count as Gen Z despite having nothing in common with the 19 year olds I work with

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

You come off as a dumb retard

let's duel (yugioh)

[sarahlizziewrites]

I got tagged by @talesofsorrowandofruin to do 9 lines, 9 people! I am going to do some lines, some people because idk what I'm doing.

So, I started a new WIP...not sure what it will become but it will be consuming my brain for a little while. If you don't like lesbian pirates in a fantasy setting, I guess block the tag 'wip: brazen sparrow' right now lol

I'm going to tag: @aestatismors, @my-cursed-prince, @writernopal, and anyone else who would like to! As always, no pressure.

Mild-to-mid spice under the cut and a CW for an outdated term for a sex worker.

But what of the captain? This woman was in his quarters, being pleasured by a petite person in seaman’s clothes. Cassandra quickly glanced around, looking for any other occupant of the room, but it was empty. Her eyes fell on the woman again, the rosy nipples just barely brushing the inside of the silk shirt as her chest heaved with sighs of pleasure. Everything from the fine shirt, to the well-cut black breeches, to the heeled boots laced up her calves was of exquisite quality. This was either an incredibly well-kept whore, or…

“Captain,” the woman said breathily, opening her eyes a little to regard Cassandra. The gaze was penetrating, her lids heavy and hooded, and Cassandra almost couldn’t bear to look at it. She could feel heat rising under her collar, especially as the woman on the sofa whimpered out another breathy moan. Surely Cassandra had not become a new target of the spell-shot herself - could the effect have yet remained, when she and her crew had been so careful to avoid it? “I presume I have you to thank for the sudden - mmmh - attentiveness of my crew?”

[rlewisphilly]

Silence is the magic

Airpods came out 7 years ago this week.  Perfect for that iPhone 7! (wow we getting that old?) Something so common place today were viewed as magic.   Life changes fast.  20 years ago we spent $4billion on ringtones.  Today? Your phone has been set to a “Silent Night” for the entire year.

[jewishbarbies]

what is it with 50+ yr old people having no sense of spacial awareness when it comes to sound. playing random videos on their phones at full volume in a room full of people, turning the tv up as much as they want while other people are doing A Task, answering every phone call on speaker at full volume. when does it end.

[arcxnumvitae]

An important addition from Steph re: Iomhar’s parents’ feelings on his life choices 😂

[zirawrites]

God i wish your masterlist worked on mobile... I'm suffering rn 😭

My masterlist is wildly out of date! I will put together a newer one for mobile soon <3 I never really made one because I didn't assume people would want to re-read my reactions. So I'm honored that some do!!

[kinkshame-the-courier]

Here are the first couple of OCs I've designed as I've been plotting out Chaye's FNV storyline. These two are meant to replace the characters in the "Young Hearts" questline in the Boomers faction.

You find Mango where you would normally find the NPC Jack- though closer to the border fence and actively looking through binoculars, unlike in game. Talking with them reveals their mechanical expertise as well as their crush on a girl over at the Crimson Caravans headquarters, who they think they saw waving back at them a couple of times. They ask you if you’d be willing to go talk to her for them, as they can’t exactly leave the camp. When you do you’re met with the usual options: though Chaye specifically makes sure the girl Tangerine gets across safe.

She reveals through talking to her that she witnessed Mango falling off the watchtower trying to wave at her. (And you can’t convince her to go by making her jealous lol) Bringing her back not only helps the faction as a whole accept outsiders, but also unlocks the usual unique item of the rebreather, crafted by Mango.

Bringing Tangerine into the camp also connects the Boomers to the outside world via her family's caravan, further uniting the Mojave under the Courier's hand.

The tension in the Boomers is not only between them and outsiders, but the elder, traditional generation and the younger, bolder Boomers that are much more curious about the outside world. Having Mango on your side assists you and makes the overall difficulty of earning the faction’s trust easier. Mango is an orphan and only just recognized as an adult among their faction, and is Mother Pearl’s ward. Earning their trust earns you more of Mother Pearl’s and vice versa. In the end card of an ideal ending, Mango joins the Followers of the Apocalypse to aid the Mojave on a whole.

[chamomile-coated-cat]

Is it a seasonal thing for old people to just act up and talk about peoples bodies, health, and disability aids?? Like, it happens year round, but since I’ve moved a year ago, I’ve had barely any mentions of mmy disability or crutches, but Friday, Sunday and today (Monday) I’ve had three different old people feel the need to comment on me. All of which has been disrespectful or unneccesary.

Walking into a school I work for, the woman who opened the door for me, before even saying hello, blurts out “I have to ask,” no, she really doesn’t have to, “why do you need those?”. Checking out at the grocery store, while feeling like I’m going to pass out, throw up, and was in terrible pain, a Walmart worker who I don’t recognize came up and said “You’re getting around better lately, huh?” No, no I was not. As I was talking to another person who works in this school, he said to me “Well, if they act up, you can just hit them with your sticks!” Like, no, sir, I cannot and will not hit a child with my crutches for any reason. That is entirely innapropriate and you shouldn’t be working with kids.

[feral-and-or-horny]

So I've got a technical problem.

I keep blocking people, but it only blocks them from my main and blocked blogs are still able to follow and interact with side blogs (like this one and my sfw one). I'm apparently only able to block them from this blog if I do so through dms, which is far from ideal when I'm blocking people because I want zero interaction with them.

Does anyone know if there's a way to ensure people are blocked from all of my blogs?