#bonten incorrect quotes

[fic-dumpster]

imagine getting kidnapped by bonten and the first thing she does is complain about the smell of cigarette (as a cigarette hater myself)

Anonie, you and me both hate them 🤝🏻😂!

Y/N: can u at least open a window? It stinks in here 🤢🤢

*Everyone starts smelling themselve*

Sanzu: it’s Takeomi *throws away his metal case*

Everyone: yeah! Yeah… *frantically hide their rollies and blanks*

Takeomi:

Kakucho: here, this helps me. *passes you a small ziplock bag with coffee grounds*

Y/N: thank you, but… *shows him your tied hands*

Koko: this is not what we planned…

Mikey: I think it’s going great. She’s bonding with kakucho already.

[joonipertree]

Listen I claim the title of bonten's princess right?

Cuz *gestures at bonten tattoo in middle of my chest* and *gestures at my whole cute self*

But ya know how often time in fics...that entails sitting on mikeys lap during meetings........

Yeah dude I have ADHD and while it's often the inattentive type, my guy I would not be able to sit still.

So it would be like...yes I'm bonten's princess...but you better gimme a fidget spinner during these meetings. Actually no, fuck that, idk if thatll work..

Imma need a puzzle or a sketchbook and I'd just be on mikeys lap like

*poke*

"hm?"

"do you love me?"

Or I'd just listen in on the meeting and randomly just give silly answers to their not so silly questions.

"what should we do with them, boss?"

"have you tried tickling them?"

........

"listen I'd tell you guys anything if you try and tickle me"

*Mikey tickles me with a deadpanned Expression*

*I'm violently tryna run away*

I end up getting my own corner in the meeting room, like with snacks and my watercolours and ipad and puzzles.

If Mikey is tired, he'd come and eat the snacks and stare at me while I try to solve a puzzle.

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Sanzu: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Mikey: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Koko: I got distracted halfway through.

Kakucho: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[simpywhore]

Tokyo Revengers incorrect quotes: (Bonten ver.)

Ran: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Kokonoi periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Ran: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Oooops

Sanzu: Murder doesn't hurt anyone

Sanzu: You can ask anyone who has been murdered and they literally have nothing to say on the topic. It clearly doesn't matter to them.

Kokonoi:

Kokonoi: IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Takemichi: I’ll take care of you

Bonten!Mikey: It’s rotten work

Takemichi: Not to me, not if it’s you

[nikki-152006]

Kokonoi Hajime simping begins like:

Day 1: He's sassy. Day 2: He's actually sort of a bitch. Day 3: A sassy, moody, bitch who can't get over his traumas, is definitely a red flag, is a money machine and is sorta cute? YES I DO. Let's hurry with this marriage.

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Mikey: I will find us a wagon and horses if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone

Sanzu: Oh please, we're not children

Mikey: *suspicious about that but still leaves*

Sanzu:

Kakucho:

Sanzu:

Kakucho:

Sanzu: Eat shit and die

Kakucho: Yes, fuck you.

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

He was just having a silly day, well, a few silly days! XD

My poor Sanzu have beef with half of the characters.... Sanzu is his own warning but we love him! 💜

Bonten Timeline

Koko: Yo is Sanzu sleeping or dead? Kakucho: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts since he killed Muto. Koko: Yeah, so did I since he helped Muto to separe me from Inupi. Sanzu: Okay first of all, fuck you

Lmao was Sanzu just pretending to sleep to get the gossip???? Or did Kakucho just reply so quickly that Sanzu didn't have a chance to respond first, didn't even hesitate. Koko and Kakucho bonding over their shared dislike of Sanzu though.

[fic-dumpster]

Hi 💕 i just wanted to tell you that i love your DIH series and i cant, is soooooo good its *chef kiss* amazing. Also you make my imagination going crazy. Like imagine Doe saying this.

Doe: I will be out some hours for the day, today i will go on a date with an important person 💕 The guys: ?!?!?!?!? Sanzu and Rindou, probably: WHO IS THE BASTARD?! Doe: With myself. The guys: Oh Mochi, tired of the dumbasery of his coworkers: Have fun and take care, call if you need anything.

The guys a couple of seconds later: WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOURSELF?

*everyone scattering to their feet, papers flying around, Rindou with only an arm in his jacket, Ran and Koko clashing at the door to see who goes out first…*

Sanzu: I forgot Mikey! *runs back in, picks him up, runs back out with him hanging over his shoulder*

…

Mochi on the phone: I tried

Doe on the line: I told you this wasn’t gonna work

Mochi: are they… still following?

Doe checks the obviously not suspicious car behind her: yeah…

Rindou poking his head out of the window and shouting to a random passerby: Hey! This sidewalk is busy! Use the other!

[sanzusslutt]

Sanzu: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Sanzu: Damn, y'all depressed as fuck

Rindou: You didn't clap either-

Sanzu: That's not the point.

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

You are perfect, Sanzu!

Sanzu: “I’m not totally useless. I can be use as a bad example.”

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Kakucho: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Mikey?

Mikey: Koko, easily.

Koko, laughing: What the fuck, man.

Mikey: Well, Sanzu would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.

Sanzu, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

[jeongyunhoed]

A Normal Day With Bonten

Kakucho: Oh, my God. Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent? Ran: Oh, yeah. I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one's called "Sparkle Suds." Dress loud. Koko: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter. Ran: "Disco Dairy." Spread the party. Koko: No, that's not a good idea. That's terrible.

[ask-the-insect-hashira]

*Y/n walking in Bonten's meeting room with some papers*

Y/n - Okay, it says that someone here crashed a car while being chased by the police because he was suspicious of illegal drugs, who was it?

*cricket noises*

Y/n - Okay, we all know it was Sanzu, but I at least tried to not be prejudiced

Sanzu - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

*All of Bonten turns to look at him and Mikey raises an eyebrow*

Sanzu - Okay, I did it.

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Yeeeeey

Tokyo Revengers incorrect quotes: (Bonten’s trio)

Rindou: We need a distraction. Ran: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Sanzu, who just popped some pills: My time has come.