#bonten incorrect quotes

[fic-dumpster]

imagine getting kidnapped by bonten and the first thing she does is complain about the smell of cigarette (as a cigarette hater myself)

Anonie, you and me both hate them 🤝🏻😂!

Y/N: can u at least open a window? It stinks in here 🤢🤢

*Everyone starts smelling themselve*

Sanzu: it’s Takeomi *throws away his metal case*

Everyone: yeah! Yeah… *frantically hide their rollies and blanks*

Takeomi:

Kakucho: here, this helps me. *passes you a small ziplock bag with coffee grounds*

Y/N: thank you, but… *shows him your tied hands*

Koko: this is not what we planned…

Mikey: I think it’s going great. She’s bonding with kakucho already.

[rozcdust]

Bonten Incorrect Tweets

pt. 5

[joonipertree]

Listen I claim the title of bonten's princess right?

Cuz *gestures at bonten tattoo in middle of my chest* and *gestures at my whole cute self*

But ya know how often time in fics...that entails sitting on mikeys lap during meetings........

Yeah dude I have ADHD and while it's often the inattentive type, my guy I would not be able to sit still.

So it would be like...yes I'm bonten's princess...but you better gimme a fidget spinner during these meetings. Actually no, fuck that, idk if thatll work..

Imma need a puzzle or a sketchbook and I'd just be on mikeys lap like

*poke*

"hm?"

"do you love me?"

Or I'd just listen in on the meeting and randomly just give silly answers to their not so silly questions.

"what should we do with them, boss?"

"have you tried tickling them?"

........

"listen I'd tell you guys anything if you try and tickle me"

*Mikey tickles me with a deadpanned Expression*

*I'm violently tryna run away*

I end up getting my own corner in the meeting room, like with snacks and my watercolours and ipad and puzzles.

If Mikey is tired, he'd come and eat the snacks and stare at me while I try to solve a puzzle.

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Sanzu: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Mikey: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Koko: I got distracted halfway through.

Kakucho: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[zanashair]

[pretty much just this video]

another day in bonten headquarters

sanzu, raging from the other side of the room: MOTHER FUCKER!

y/n, working peacefully in their office: oh no...

sanzu, walking into the room: YOU! *pointing at y/n*

sanzu: have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?

y/n: please don't hurt me--

sanzu, with a more deeper and serious voice: --have you ever heard of a mountain chicken...?

y/n: n-no

sanzu: what do you think it looks like?

y/n: l-like a r-really big chicken?

sanzu: that's what i thought but NO!

sanzu, showing his phone screen to y/n: IT'S THESE MOTHER FUCKER!!

[simpywhore]

Tokyo Revengers incorrect quotes:

Sanzu: I'm gonna eat the chicken ass! Ran, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Rindou, deadpanning at Ran: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

[xant-tdype]

Sanzu: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

He was just having a silly day, well, a few silly days! XD

My poor Sanzu have beef with half of the characters.... Sanzu is his own warning but we love him! 💜

Bonten Timeline

Koko: Yo is Sanzu sleeping or dead? Kakucho: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts since he killed Muto. Koko: Yeah, so did I since he helped Muto to separe me from Inupi. Sanzu: Okay first of all, fuck you

Lmao was Sanzu just pretending to sleep to get the gossip???? Or did Kakucho just reply so quickly that Sanzu didn't have a chance to respond first, didn't even hesitate. Koko and Kakucho bonding over their shared dislike of Sanzu though.

[nikki-152006]

Kokonoi Hajime simping begins like:

Day 1: He's sassy. Day 2: He's actually sort of a bitch. Day 3: A sassy, moody, bitch who can't get over his traumas, is definitely a red flag, is a money machine and is sorta cute? YES I DO. Let's hurry with this marriage.

[fic-dumpster]

i just thought of a funny continuation to this: https://www.tumblr.com/fic-dumpster/766552346003226624/how-would-bonten-be-like-meeting-your-family?source=share

since doe's parents likes mochi, she has no choice but to keep the act like mochi's her real boyfriend and everytime they get ready to go doe's parents, the others would be so jealous and doe would be like: "well mochi's my public boyfriend..."

Continuation of this

😂😂 yeah, I think it’s hilarious that mochi has a more important role to play and it annoys the living hell of every single one of them. You reap what you sow 🔥👹🔥

Just a normal day for Bonten’s executives. A very important mission that only the top executives could accomplish. Seven out of eight were called in for such an important task.

Rindou: this is so unfair.

Ran: favoritism, I say.

Kakucho: move your bony ass, Sanzu. It’s my turn with the binoculars.

*Sanzu ignores Kakucho and keeps watching you laugh at something Mochi said to one of your dad’s friends.*

Sanzu: he can’t be that funny. We’ve worked with him for years and I know Mochi is not that funny.

Kokonoi: it’s not that serious, you know?

Mikey: then why are you all here?

Takeomi: pulled the short straw… I’m the designated driver.

Sanzu: HE PUT HIS HAND ON HER WAIST?!? NOW HER LOWER BACK?!

*Sanzu’s sudden outburst caused a chain reaction. Ran, Rindou and Kakucho, all three went for the binoculars in Sanzu’s hands.*

Kokonoi: they do know that we have more than one pair, right? *holds a pair*

Takeomi: apparently, they don’t. *holds a third pair*

Kokonoi: Mikey you want a pa— what are you doing? *sees Mikey holding a phone*

Mikey: texting Y/N so she can get me some desserts.

[rozcdust]

Kakucho, shirtless, explaining something:

Bonten:

Ran: I’m gonna be honest… We’re only looking at your tiddies right now

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

You are perfect, Sanzu!

Sanzu: “I’m not totally useless. I can be use as a bad example.”

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Takemichi: I’ll take care of you

Bonten!Mikey: It’s rotten work

Takemichi: Not to me, not if it’s you

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Kakucho: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Mikey?

Mikey: Koko, easily.

Koko, laughing: What the fuck, man.

Mikey: Well, Sanzu would be too easy. They��d probably be into it.

Sanzu, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Mikey: I will find us a wagon and horses if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone

Sanzu: Oh please, we're not children

Mikey: *suspicious about that but still leaves*

Sanzu:

Kakucho:

Sanzu:

Kakucho:

Sanzu: Eat shit and die

Kakucho: Yes, fuck you.

[simpywhore]

Tokyo Revengers incorrect quotes: (Bonten ver.)

Ran: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Kokonoi periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Ran: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.