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vamprisms · 5 months ago

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one does not simply walk into mordor? thank fuck i hate walking. tell sam to pull the 1998 nissan micra around

#members of the fellowship based on what cars i think they would have.#sam: an older model. something you can pick up cheaply and doesn't use a lot of fuel (micra renault clio that sort of thing)#gimli: huge ass monster truck with custom green flames paintjob #gandalf: recently sold his old vehicle for the down payment on a vintage vw campervan #frodo: mini cooper he bought on finance with bilbo's help when he first got his license. it's never needed replaced #boromir: cybertruck. the salesman assured him the windows are arrowproof #legolas: uncharged hyundai ionic sitting in the driveway. he cycles. except for when gimli picks him up in the huge ass monster truck #aragorn: idk american cars but bella swan from twilight's red truck. that truck specifically #merry and pippin: share a van. model unknown. it's got fat-titted saruman smoking a bong airbrushed on the side. they bought it off gandalf #lotr

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zytes · 1 year ago

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7.15.23

#I was sooooo patient trying to capture this #even then it was dumb fucking luck #this one defo gets its own post #addition fun facts abt this night:#I left my driver's side car window down the ENTIRE storm and did not notice. nothing damaged but I have a stinky seat :(#however a stinky seat is the small humbling moment at the end of a phenomenal experience enjoying the storm from my small cave-like patio #so I sat outside enjoying the rain. me n my bong. and also a mogwai album. eyes closed. just sounds and my own deep breathing - peaceful #lighting would streak the sky and I could see the bolts through my closed eyelids - they were bright and crisp; defined. even if obscured #everything just snapped into place. the lightning and the music had moments of perceived synchronization - probably pareidolia #waves of euphoria radiating out from the base of my skull. full goosebumps. momentous feeling - I must've been manic #when I opened up my eyes the world had gone from being heavy and dark to just. red. so red. like a wildfire on the entire western horizon.#my driveway doesn't come with a glamorous view either. it was just that the entire western hemisphere was flame-red fading into eigengrau #i have those photos too lmao - will be sharing soon #my art #aesthetic #art #artwork #webcore #glitchcore #internetcore #photography #original photography #nature photography #lightning #storm #rain aesthetic #stormy aesthetic #dark aesthetic #surreal aesthetic #surrealcore

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soupiero · 8 months ago

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fraggy (scooby doo) for myself! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 divi + der 0_o ⤷ 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 🐶

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hordeof10000horses · 7 days ago

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cat

car

2008 Toyota Corolla

Ford Ranger

Car

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gummi-stims · 9 months ago

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Can i request a stimboard for stanley barber from the show i am not okay with this

Here you go, had never heard of this show before so I hope this is alright!

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panthepancake · 3 months ago

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on todays episode of my car is a fucking lunatic

#cats #cats of tumblr #Bing Bong the cat #catblr #car

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ugw-dead · 10 months ago

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Oh wow (٭°̧̧̧ω°̧̧̧٭)

#mine #weedcore #pink #bong #420 #kawaii #cannaqueer #csh #car seat headrest #smoking #cannacommunity

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maggotfagg0t · 1 year ago

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I need some art of Trait/Will hitting a bong right now so badly, and you guys are for real sleeping on one 1 trait danger, he's fire

#csh #car seat headrest #1 trait danger #will toledo #cshwill #bong hits #weedlife #Spotify

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transexualbutchfagdyke · 3 months ago

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good morning tumblr I'm actually feeling better today. 2 hours before I gotta go into work I'm waking and baking yeehaw

#i will very likely be sober by tge time i have to go to worm #if im not. my bfs mom whos like assistant boss. is constantly stoned at work so its fine. she brings her bong in the car and smokes on #her lunch break LOL #ratt squeaks

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selfcarecap · 3 months ago

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I watched Inside Out (1) last week and I’ve only ever watched it once before which was when I was like 10 and it was out in the cinema but rewatching it made me realise I genuinely have Bing Bong trauma 💀💀💀💀 I kept crying every time he showed up and when it happened I actually cried soooo hard I’ve never cried like that about a film and I cry at every film

#i also thought there must be a post credit scene or something where he shows up after all but nope #i cried when i first saw that inside out 2 was coming out because i hadn’t thought about that film in so long and then i remembered bingbong #and i was in the car driving past the cinema and i saw the poster and had to force myself to stop crying bc i was gonna crash otherwise 💀#(I accidentally wrote bingo bong at first btw 😭😭😭😭😭)

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everymlmhybrid · 5 months ago

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also a guy on the stocking team got fired because he wouldn't clock in or out. he'd just show up and adjust his times in and out at the end of the day. one time he worked the entire day when he wasn't scheduled.

#.txt #crazy as hell but i kinda respect it #he also got reported for smoking weed in his car #which like. okay.... it's walmart. this happens. but also. out of his bong. which to me is insane why put your entire bong in your car #how are you not spilling it etc etc #but ALSO it wasn't just a bong it was his DAB RIG. bro had a BLOW TORCH in his car and was doing dabs on his break #WHY NOT JUST GET A PEN AT THAT POINT MAN

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being-as-an-00ceann · 5 months ago

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zytes · 1 year ago

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I made this a few days ago:

And then, last night, THIS happens:

Conclusion: I am being gangstalked by the CIA. Also I don’t have power and my car is fully blocked into my driveway, AND the street is cordoned off with me inside. Condemned to this cage of twisted cables for my sins against Big Electric.

#misc #I’m fine #house is fine #car is sticky; not sure why - but it’s also fine #just knocked the power out - I was outside smoking a bong in fishnets when the wind ripped the transformer down #sparks and light and then everything went dead on the block #anyways. cowboy shit as always.

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staydandy · 2 years ago

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The First Responders Season 1 (2022) - 소방서 옆 경찰서 시즌1 - Whump List

List by StayDandy Synopsis : Follow the joint operations of a police force and a fire department, who together will tell a thrilling story. Fierce detective Jin Ho Gae is all about catching low-lifes. He solves cases with his excellent ability to grasp crime scenes, read a criminal's mind, and has a strong will to win. While the fearless firefighter Bong Do Jin, who seems cold on the outside, is nice to those around him and he takes good care of victims. He rushes to fire sites without a moment of hesitation. Joining the duo is Song Seol, an empathetic paramedic who heals broken hearts while treating wounds. (MDL) AKA : The Police Station Next to Fire Station 1

Whumpee : Jin Ho Gae played by Kim Rae Won (center) • Bong Do Jin played by Son Ho Jun (left)

Country : 🇰🇷 South Korea Genres : Action, Thriller, Mystery, Crime, Bromance

Notes : This is a Full Whump List • As made evident by the title, a 2nd Season has already been planned. The tentative date is sometime in the 2nd half of 2023. They left it at quite the cliffhanger, it's gonna be a long wait..

Related List : The First Responders Season 2 (2023) - Full List

Episodes on List : 7 Total Episodes : 12

*Spoilers below*

01 : Jin Ho Gae is dizzy from fear of heights (I assume).. hit in the head, held hostage, blown back & knocked out by a fire backdraft.. in a fight

03 : Hand slightly burned

05 : Knocked out ... tied up … gets frostbite on his fingers from liquid nitrogen … Ho Gae & Bong Do Jin are in a car crash, Do Jin is knocked out.. Ho Gae is in a fight, his head slammed through a car window

06 : Arrested … imprisoned, beat up … beat up again, stabbed.. transported by ambulance, pretending to have trouble breathing … escaped & moving around while heavily injured … collapses … wounds treated, stapled closed without anesthetic

07 : In pain … strangling himself to test a theory (comedic) … stitches break because he's moving too much … punched in his wound several times, strangled, knocked out.. not breathing, given CPR, bleeding out.. flatlining in ambulance, CPR.. in surgery … hospitalized, unconscious, oxygen mask

08 : … continued from previous ep. ... Hospitalized, unconscious, oxygen mask … wakes, tries to get out of bed, collapses, in pain.. leaves hospital against medical advice, chest brace ... wheelchair, pale … in pain, given a shot of antibiotics … in pain, collapses … slapped

11 : Slapped … in a fight.. punched

More Whump Lists for this show: simply-whump

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vvitchy · 7 months ago

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why tf does my house smell like bong water

#smells like my first car (portable hot box)#it’s weird tho like i’m assuming it’s my neighbour and she smoked in the basement but i don’t smell any typical weed smells. just dirty bong

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flowersosa · 1 year ago

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Quick rant:

My car got me out here lookin like boo-boo the mutha fucking fool. This hussy had the audacity to create problems, and then stop only to come back with vengeance on my way home.

Not to mention being over dramatic and tossing on the check engine light AS I AM PARKING.

I had plans to watch Campaign 2 of Critical Role, but Nooooooooo.

On the upside I have watched the Candela Obscura trailer more times than what’s appropriate 🤷🏾🤷🏾

#car issues #candela obscura #c2 #bing bong #fuck ya life

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