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zytes · 1 year ago

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7.15.23

#I was sooooo patient trying to capture this #even then it was dumb fucking luck #this one defo gets its own post #addition fun facts abt this night:#I left my driver's side car window down the ENTIRE storm and did not notice. nothing damaged but I have a stinky seat :(#however a stinky seat is the small humbling moment at the end of a phenomenal experience enjoying the storm from my small cave-like patio #so I sat outside enjoying the rain. me n my bong. and also a mogwai album. eyes closed. just sounds and my own deep breathing - peaceful #lighting would streak the sky and I could see the bolts through my closed eyelids - they were bright and crisp; defined. even if obscured #everything just snapped into place. the lightning and the music had moments of perceived synchronization - probably pareidolia #waves of euphoria radiating out from the base of my skull. full goosebumps. momentous feeling - I must've been manic #when I opened up my eyes the world had gone from being heavy and dark to just. red. so red. like a wildfire on the entire western horizon.#my driveway doesn't come with a glamorous view either. it was just that the entire western hemisphere was flame-red fading into eigengrau #i have those photos too lmao - will be sharing soon #my art #aesthetic #art #artwork #webcore #glitchcore #internetcore #photography #original photography #nature photography #lightning #storm #rain aesthetic #stormy aesthetic #dark aesthetic #surreal aesthetic #surrealcore

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vamprisms · 6 months ago

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one does not simply walk into mordor? thank fuck i hate walking. tell sam to pull the 1998 nissan micra around

#members of the fellowship based on what cars i think they would have.#sam: an older model. something you can pick up cheaply and doesn't use a lot of fuel (micra renault clio that sort of thing)#gimli: huge ass monster truck with custom green flames paintjob #gandalf: recently sold his old vehicle for the down payment on a vintage vw campervan #frodo: mini cooper he bought on finance with bilbo's help when he first got his license. it's never needed replaced #boromir: cybertruck. the salesman assured him the windows are arrowproof #legolas: uncharged hyundai ionic sitting in the driveway. he cycles. except for when gimli picks him up in the huge ass monster truck #aragorn: idk american cars but bella swan from twilight's red truck. that truck specifically #merry and pippin: share a van. model unknown. it's got fat-titted saruman smoking a bong airbrushed on the side. they bought it off gandalf #lotr

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soupiero · 9 months ago

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fraggy (scooby doo) for myself! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 divi + der 0_o ⤷ 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 🐶

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hordeof10000horses · 2 months ago

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cat

car

2008 Toyota Corolla

Ford Ranger

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gummi-stims · 10 months ago

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Can i request a stimboard for stanley barber from the show i am not okay with this

Here you go, had never heard of this show before so I hope this is alright!

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panthepancake · 4 months ago

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on todays episode of my car is a fucking lunatic

#cats #cats of tumblr #Bing Bong the cat #catblr #car

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ugw-dead · 11 months ago

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Oh wow (٭°̧̧̧ω°̧̧̧٭)

#mine #weedcore #pink #bong #420 #kawaii #cannaqueer #csh #car seat headrest #smoking #cannacommunity

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being-as-an-00ceann · 7 months ago

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maggotfagg0t · 1 year ago

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I need some art of Trait/Will hitting a bong right now so badly, and you guys are for real sleeping on one 1 trait danger, he's fire

#csh #car seat headrest #1 trait danger #will toledo #cshwill #bong hits #weedlife #Spotify

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transexualbutchfagdyke · 5 months ago

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good morning tumblr I'm actually feeling better today. 2 hours before I gotta go into work I'm waking and baking yeehaw

#i will very likely be sober by tge time i have to go to worm #if im not. my bfs mom whos like assistant boss. is constantly stoned at work so its fine. she brings her bong in the car and smokes on #her lunch break LOL #ratt squeaks

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selfcarecap · 4 months ago

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I watched Inside Out (1) last week and I’ve only ever watched it once before which was when I was like 10 and it was out in the cinema but rewatching it made me realise I genuinely have Bing Bong trauma 💀💀💀💀 I kept crying every time he showed up and when it happened I actually cried soooo hard I’ve never cried like that about a film and I cry at every film

#i also thought there must be a post credit scene or something where he shows up after all but nope #i cried when i first saw that inside out 2 was coming out because i hadn’t thought about that film in so long and then i remembered bingbong #and i was in the car driving past the cinema and i saw the poster and had to force myself to stop crying bc i was gonna crash otherwise 💀#(I accidentally wrote bingo bong at first btw 😭😭😭😭😭)

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zytes · 2 years ago

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I made this a few days ago:

And then, last night, THIS happens:

Conclusion: I am being gangstalked by the CIA. Also I don’t have power and my car is fully blocked into my driveway, AND the street is cordoned off with me inside. Condemned to this cage of twisted cables for my sins against Big Electric.

#misc #I’m fine #house is fine #car is sticky; not sure why - but it’s also fine #just knocked the power out - I was outside smoking a bong in fishnets when the wind ripped the transformer down #sparks and light and then everything went dead on the block #anyways. cowboy shit as always.

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flowersosa · 1 year ago

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Quick rant:

My car got me out here lookin like boo-boo the mutha fucking fool. This hussy had the audacity to create problems, and then stop only to come back with vengeance on my way home.

Not to mention being over dramatic and tossing on the check engine light AS I AM PARKING.

I had plans to watch Campaign 2 of Critical Role, but Nooooooooo.

On the upside I have watched the Candela Obscura trailer more times than what’s appropriate 🤷🏾🤷🏾

#car issues #candela obscura #c2 #bing bong #fuck ya life

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thestarmaker · 2 years ago

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jfc why do so many people think smoking weed and driving is any less dangerous than drinking and driving??? It makes me both mad and scared, and yep I definitely know not to be in the car w you behind the wheel

#if you 'need' to smoke to be less afraid of driving then don't fucking drive!!!#and if you can't Not Drive then work on not fucking smoking beforehand!!#i fucking hate it. so many cars at bk reeked of weed and apparently everywhere i work I'll have at least one coworker who thinks it's fine #and like. cool so you don't realize you're putting everyone else at risk too? not just yourself?? fuck off #any kind of intoxication is dangerous to drive with. i don't fucking care if you think weed makes you a better driver #BC IT DOESN'T!! it fucking doesn't. it harms your reaction time at the very least.#i smoke daily and even i know to never drive high. it's pretty fucking easy to not do.#backstory here is that my coworker who wants to smoke weed w me (which is fine and cool)#said she and another coworker are gonna take a bong rip in her car before they. drive home #and i said noooo thank you to joining them bc fuck driving high!!! are you kidding me

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filmtitle · 1 year ago

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Parasite (2019)

#Parasite #2019 #Bong Joon Ho #movie #title cars #film title

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rosicheeks · 1 year ago

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#seriously didn’t they have anything better to do #nope #gotta ruin and completely destroy this girl #even though when I was in the state troopers car #their radio kept going off #no #nooooope #need to keep going through my shit and taking everything #didn’t realize they took so fucking much #took my weed #obviously #both my grinders #so so so sad they took my crown grinder that was like the first gift I’ve really given myself #it was for my 21st bday #I still remember getting it #they took my bubbler #took my small weed jar #I’m super lucky they left my bongs and a few pieces #but why take my bubbler if you’re going to leave the rest #idk it just doesn’t make sense to me #especially since weed is legal in AUGUST #I have a few weeks #you couldn’t just fucking leave it #really #I’m so upset #idk how to do today man #trying to sleep and I can’t even do that without sobbing #I’m just a mess idk #shut up rosie

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