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[meow-frog]

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hey im kenny. i mostly just sit at home and smoke. adhd/autistic. trans. poly. pathetic mobile user.

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CW for possible untagged kinks, violence, etc.

18+. not gonna make a dni i just block.

[meow-frog]

what do you mean FOSSIL?? she is obviously carved into a block of asiago cheese

Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)

[brain-r0tten]

at first I did stylistically thin pupils but then realized they should be dilated but I don't rly like how he looks with those so uhh have 2 vers

I love him (and his bitchy boyfriend) he's unhinged, go watch squid games s2 it was more entertaining than s1 imo

furry oc thanos and ramblings below

rambling nr 1 - squid game related

sorry I started reading thanos x namgyu fics and I gotta rant,, a lot of fics include them doing drugs (duh) but what they get wrong is how NASTY the pills are- I read one story where they describe the taste as sweet and the other where they toss around the pill between each others mouths til it dissolves... and guys, not to flex or anything, but speaking from experience, this shit is bitter as fuck and it makes you want to gag, it's better to swallow it quickly and if it remains on your tongue for too long then bless your soul cuz you're gonna puke 🕴️ but overall it's not a big issue to me it's just funny to read

rambling nr 2 - tumblr related

I'll be quick with this one, ngl I feel kinda self conscious posting anything else other than SPTO since I thought i "established my brand" with this media but I kinda lost interest, at least at the moment-- buuut I'm trying not to tweak about it (pun halfly intended given the post lolol) since ultimately what matters in the end is what I wanna create, not what the algorithm tells me to, I think. so um expect some stranger things/squid game content soon?? idk tbh it's hard for me to vibe lately and I get big mood swings over what makes me happy, SPTO used to fill that hole but since the hype fizzled out I feel mehhhh + life is just beating me down in general which is why I stopped writing/drawing that often, mostly just grinding comms to pay rent ... but enough yapping

[ihrthoney]

thanos who fell in love with a girl he saw at the club, he tried to brag about his fame and musical talent but was left baffled when you didn’t know who he was.

he was new to the fame so his ego was at an all time high until you said those words. his eyes stupidly wide as he blinks and looks around, almost like a fish out of water.

his dumb expression makes you laugh and he snaps back into it at the sound.

you’re sitting in the chair at the bar, he leans on the counter, cocky smirk back on his face, “do you wanna know who i am?”

“if it involves a group of girls constantly following you around, then pass.” you say, tilting your head at the giggle fit in the corner, eyes staring at the man in front of you.

usually he would love the attention but right now his eyes are on the prize.

he holds his hand out, “cmon,”

your eyes are wary, he is a stranger at a club.

“i wanna get to know you, pretty lady.” his hand is out towards you,

“flattery won’t get you in my pants.”

he exaggeratedly sighs, “you wound me princess, just follow me.”

your danger bells aren’t ringing in your head so you give in and take his warm hand in yours and he pulls you away from the noise towards the back into a private room.

he leads you to the bigger and more comfier seat and sits across of you in a chair, a glass table the only thing between you.

���what’s a pretty lady like you doing all alone in the club?” you don’t miss his eyes scanning you up and down,

“it’s a friday night, i don’t have work tomorrow and my friend just got broken up with.”

“and you?”

“what about me?”

“do you have someone?” you roll your eyes, “i wouldn’t have followed you if i did, stupid.”

“ouch! i compliment you and you call me stupid?” he said again with an exaggerated tone.

you stifle a laugh behind your hand, hating how funny this idiot was.

“what’s your name?” you ask,

“thanos, the great.”

“wrong.” a confused look pinches his face,

“what’s your real name.”

“i’ll tell you if you let me take you on a date.”

“that’s quite a trade. what if the date is shit and all i get is some rando’s name?”

“if you weren’t so pretty i probably would’ve kicked you out already.”

that’s fair you thought, “fine. but you’re paying.”

“as if a man like me would ever let a fine woman pay.”

“you got the date you can stop the flattery.” you pretend to shoo him away, leaning back into the couch,

“it’s not just flattery if it’s true.”

you look away to hide the dumb blush on your face, the sincerity in his voice making your stomach jump.

“choi su-bong. you can just call be su-bong.”

your eyes meet back with his,

“su-bong is a way better name than thanos.”

he laughs, heart beating against his ribs at the sound of you saying his name.

his next album might just be his best.

[bluenightfm]

moshang are so special to me bc it's basically mutual pining with miscommunication from the get-go. they both kept secrets from one another, qinghua literally thinking he knew his fate to die unrequitedly in love with and at the hands of mobei-jun, and mobei-jun holding how nauseatingly in love he was with his qinghua. how can you be vulnerable enough to let someone in if you're keeping these huge secrets from one another?

not to even begin to mention mr. hack author's apparent ability to forget every single plot point relating to demon courting rituals because even though he was the one that wrote that demons show affection through violence. bitch cowered in fear of his king for YEARS and didn't think that cultural clash might be the reason they haven't frotted even though they've been doing a psychosexual power play for going on ten years .

like yes airplane mobei-jun wants to fuck freaky style and he thought punching the daylights out of you would be the best way to relay the message but obviously he was incorrect. these two men are some of the brightest minds in PIDW but when it comes to each other they become total fucking airheads. why did you two virgin losers think shoving mobei-jun's monster pillar in qinghua with no lube no stretching would be a good idea? rocks for brains

[meow-frog]

QUESITOS MINIBABYBEL

Ok, forget all that fandom nonsense, I was sent the most ridiculous image I've seen in m entire life to the point I couldn't even breathe from how hard I was laughing and my brain has been reset.

[lovecharmforyou]

am I the only one pondering on thanos x min-su or am I just #mentally disturbed

[internetphilosophers]

bing bong

@/sarbearkeister

*note* it was mentioned in the comments that not all sounds originated through tiktok, but rather vine. all used on tiktok regardless. a beautiful, rich internet history we have.

[a-wynterwonderland]

"Cybertronians don't have lungs" okay but imagine how many of them would be weed smokers if they did. Half of the Lost Light would get thrown into the brig, Whirl would pass out blunts like they were candy (Don't take them), Brainstorm would figure out how to make their version of edibles, nobody knows where they're getting it from but Megatron had to physically restrain Magnus from interrogating the entire crew about it. Rodimus is like "lol. lmao" about it

[catsharky]

Super late (again, augh) but here's June's patreon piece! Idea was submitted by @the-winterstorms who requested Jack's Dossier Mission where rather than a human, it turns out she's just a very aggressive Sphynx cat instead.

I had a lot of fun with this one! Might have gone a little overboard with it though, lmao.

Become a $5 patron by the end of the month to submit an idea for August!

Also have some detail shots~

[bonglorddaryl]

Ellie with a gf who’s always cold

Will tease you about it relentlessly because she’s mean❤️

But she also loves you and it’s obvious she likes to take the easy opportunities to take care of you in little ways

Always knows when you’re getting cold and will throw her jacket over you immediately. Of course she loves you in her clothes, but that urge to protect inside her absolutely swells with pride to see her girl taken care of, in her clothes, all nice and warm because of her.

Will also allow you to crawl inside said jacket with her if it’s big enough/she’s feeling generous. Loves that feeling of you tucked tightly into her side, nuzzling your cold face into her warm neck.

Loves warming up your hands. Holding them up to her face, gently rubbing and breathing nice warm air onto them. Her other go to is taking your freezing hand into hers and stuffing them into her jacket pocket, rubbing soft circles with her thumb as you two walk around together.

Has resigned herself to being your personal space heater, all too used to you latching onto her and leeching out warmth whenever you pleased.

Has also resigned herself to your constant pestering, pressing cold fingers to her neck to watch her jump or brushing freezing feet against her while you’re cuddling in bed. “Why are you so cold? C’mere,” she’ll grumble anyway, pulling you closer.

[meow-frog]

800db cloud(s)☁︎

[cyber-neptune]

Enemies getting violently spat out of Grendel

[brain-r0tten]

I didn't expect to be so invested in Squid Game when season 1 aired but here we are (currently my Steddie fixation is fighting with Thangyu)

When I saw them dancing I knew I HAD to join sorry

I'm establishing them now as my queerplatonic besties

It's hidden by the pose but my player number would be 420

also this stupid melody is now ingrained in my brain help

I didn't know what to put in the bgr so they're so high off their asses they're seeing stars

I dyed my hair again btw and now I look like Scribbler Productions lmao

[lesbianneopolitan]

you draw ame so perfectly aughhh /very pos (ToT)

Oh, THANK YOU THOUGH

I should draw her way more...

[piratereject]

Dragon Age Veilguard team members as cute water pipes because I was inspired when 😳🍃

Fairy Lantern 🌻 Lace Harding Reminds me of how whimsical her Lighthouse garden sanctuary is.

Jade Bottle 🐍 Neve Gallus Neve's would be classy and functional when not in use, like this ADORABLE vase-themed piece.

Fairy Wings🧚‍♀️ Bellara This is Bellara, 10/10. Cute. Ethereal. Guardian.

Dagger Heart🗡️ Lucanis Dellamorte The romantic who happens to be an assassin.

Unbrekable Galaxy 🌌 Spite / Determination Our demon gets a beautiful piece that GLOWS IN THE DARK because why not.

Anatomical Heart 🫀 Emmrich Volkarin Because he knows the finer points of anatomy. ;)

Snail 🐌 Davrin Davrin would have a whole-ass collection of woodland and monster glass and give no fucks about using the cute ones.

Treasure Trove 🏴‍☠️ Taash The Lords of Fortune enjoy some good treasure and Taash is no different in their enthusiasm for it. :)

And a bonus one

Poison Bottle for Viago, no notes. ☠️