#bones bitches

[bonerot19]

it's so hard to internalize the nuance of real people

[harrowedsoup]

I refuse to change my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty boy toy until she showed them she could actually fight because she acted exactly nothing like a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably thought griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other. 

[brainbesplit]

every time i see a namari and kiki interaction from daydream hour namari’s like “those leg harness things for daggers that some tall-men wear make me a little horny i won’t lie” and then kiki’s like “i’m wearing six of those right now, namari, how about that” and lifts up her pants to reveal six dagger harness leg things and shes like “does this work for you namari.” Like what the fuck man what the FUCK

[garaks-padded-bra]

remembering that it is quite fun to draw traditionally again

[blessyouhawkeye]

shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime

[stealingyourbones]

It's been months since the Riddler has one upped the Batman. Thousands of crumpled pieces of paper overflowed his recycling bin near his desk of sub par riddles and imperfect plans. Edward snapped the pencil in his hand with an angry jerk of the hand and let out an angry yell. Nothing is good enough to be used to beat the Bat! Edward slumped in his chair, grumbling nonsensical curses and half parsed riddles when something caught his eye.

Near his desk he always had at least 4 tv's that randomly switched through local news channels from around the world. Both as something to look at to clear his mind and to help spur ideas.

His attention was caught by the bottom left screen showing a very distressed man in a wannabe Conan O'Brian haircut talking about reports of an "Invis-o-Bill" sighting near a local school.

Edward checked the location on his computer which was running the code that randomized the news channels. This one hailed from Amity Park, Illinois.

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It was quick work figuring out Invis-o-Bill's identity, a boy named Daniel "Danny" Fenton. The boy's self titled moniker "Phantom" made Edward have a fit of crazed giggles, it was like the boy wasn't even trying to hide his identity!

Edward got to thinking... A boy who's both dead and alive at the same time. The plan of a Schrodinger's boy in a Schrödinger's box was slowly being molded in his mind. It's perfect.

Edward grabs a new piece of paper and starts writing frantically. He needs to set everything up but in the meantime, he needs to call up some of his goons to capture Daniel Fenton.

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

Option 1: Cody is Force sensitive and the lightsaber calls out to him for help everytime it gets dropped

Option 2: Cody is Force sensitive and hears the lightsaber when it's dropped on the ground AND when it's falling and he yanks the lightsaber out of midair and pretends the trajectory didn't just complete change and defy gravity

Option 3: Cody ISN'T Force sensitive, and the lightsaber DOES just so happen to find it's way to Cody but only because the Force has just decided "yeah these two are going through so much right now i'll give 'em this one"

[avernusreject]

[daftmooncretin]

fellas is it gay to lovingly caress your captains face as you remove his memories because you don’t want him to cry anymore. (he’s crying because he flirted with leonardo da vinci’s robot girlfriend too hard and she blew up fyi) just before this a mutual friend told you he pitied you because you had no capacity to love.

[trek-tracks]

him

[renesassing]

battle scars. [ or, revan about a week post malachor ]

[ccxssi]

These are so homoerotic and for no goddamn reason, they were cooking something though

[arabellas]

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky 😭😭😭

[evellynssocbrainrot]

Kaz to the reader: Take that, you motherfucker, you thought reading my P.O.V would give away the plan? Well, sike! Cause my brain is 24/7 Inej, Inej, and Inej and nothing else. You're welcome.

[olskuvallanpoe]

the best shadow and bone (show) line by FAR is when Jesper and Wylan are kissing, and then Kaz side-eyes them and says “everyone’s lost their mind” like I laugh every single time. That man needs to CHILL

[butchharts]

I can’t even fathom being a non pussy eater