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it's so hard to internalize the nuance of real people
#I mean people can hardly understand the nuance of fictional characters#it's just#I love my dad so much but I'll always be afraid of him#he's grown so much but I'll never trust him fully#sometimes he still does and says awful things but he brings me ginger ale when I don't feel good#it hurts it hurts it hurts#bones bitches
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I refuse to change my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty boy toy until she showed them she could actually fight because she acted exactly nothing like a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably thought griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other. 
#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#jokes on them#Harrow pretty much DID bring Gideon as a pretty boy toy#because she clearly barely understands just how good Gideon is with swords#like she openly admits that she’s surprised that Gideon is that good when they fight the bone monster thing#bitch why did you bring her then if you didn’t actually know she was one of the best swordswoman ever ?????#oh because you wanted her with you. gay bitch.
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remembering that it is quite fun to draw traditionally again
#star trek#first time drawing these two seriously#some bad bitches#star trek the original series#hikaru sulu#leonard mccoy#bones#bones mccoy#doctor mccoy#my art#star trek fanart
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shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime
#freddy as kaz really makes me mourn the fact that they didn't do a crows spinoff after s1#he's THAT BITCH!!!!#i maintain that freddy and amita are the backbone of the show. it all hinges on them#shadow and bone#grishaverse#freddy carter
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It's been months since the Riddler has one upped the Batman. Thousands of crumpled pieces of paper overflowed his recycling bin near his desk of sub par riddles and imperfect plans. Edward snapped the pencil in his hand with an angry jerk of the hand and let out an angry yell. Nothing is good enough to be used to beat the Bat! Edward slumped in his chair, grumbling nonsensical curses and half parsed riddles when something caught his eye.
Near his desk he always had at least 4 tv's that randomly switched through local news channels from around the world. Both as something to look at to clear his mind and to help spur ideas.
His attention was caught by the bottom left screen showing a very distressed man in a wannabe Conan O'Brian haircut talking about reports of an "Invis-o-Bill" sighting near a local school.
Edward checked the location on his computer which was running the code that randomized the news channels. This one hailed from Amity Park, Illinois.
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It was quick work figuring out Invis-o-Bill's identity, a boy named Daniel "Danny" Fenton. The boy's self titled moniker "Phantom" made Edward have a fit of crazed giggles, it was like the boy wasn't even trying to hide his identity!
Edward got to thinking... A boy who's both dead and alive at the same time. The plan of a Schrodinger's boy in a Schrödinger's box was slowly being molded in his mind. It's perfect.
Edward grabs a new piece of paper and starts writing frantically. He needs to set everything up but in the meantime, he needs to call up some of his goons to capture Daniel Fenton.
#He has an entire elaborate trap where the whole catch is figuring out if the person inside the box is alive or dead. surprise bitch its both#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc comics#dp x dc#bones prompts
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Option 1: Cody is Force sensitive and the lightsaber calls out to him for help everytime it gets dropped
Option 2: Cody is Force sensitive and hears the lightsaber when it's dropped on the ground AND when it's falling and he yanks the lightsaber out of midair and pretends the trajectory didn't just complete change and defy gravity
Option 3: Cody ISN'T Force sensitive, and the lightsaber DOES just so happen to find it's way to Cody but only because the Force has just decided "yeah these two are going through so much right now i'll give 'em this one"
#the Force: these bitches are stressed enough i'll throw them a bone. *adjusts the laws of time and space*#leo says shit#commander cody#obiwan kenobi#codywan
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I haven't gotten to Dressrosa yet but from what i've heard, he seems like a lovable skrimbly bimblo who could do no wrong.
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#one piece#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo one piece#sir crocodile#daz bones#i'm just kidding i know he's a huge bitch#just not the details
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#camp is love island with extra steps#that sack of bones is a bitch for drama#telling you to get laid for the plot#i like to believe he could bring any character back from the dead but just chooses not to because he didn't like their plot line#baldur's gate 3#bg3#withers
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fellas is it gay to lovingly caress your captains face as you remove his memories because you don’t want him to cry anymore. (he’s crying because he flirted with leonardo da vinci’s robot girlfriend too hard and she blew up fyi) just before this a mutual friend told you he pitied you because you had no capacity to love.
#although wiping jims mind was quite an unhinged breach of trust#the way he just sadly whispers ‘forget’ 🥹#why did bones come for poor spock so hard this episode this episode though?#he didnt even do anything to deserve it lmao#he actually tried to protect kirk from finding out the truth because he knew it would upset him#and bones was still like this is on you bitch#episode is requiem for methuselah btw#tos#star trek tos#star trek#jim kirk
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#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#jim kirk#spock#the tholian web#space seed#city on the edge of forever#the empath#wtfcl0ud#queenpotatothegreat#cocksuredness#spaghettiloverdose#bitching and moaning + being so brave about it was the most mccoy thing i've ever seen#textpost meme#tumblr things#things i found on tumblr#soda meme
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These are so homoerotic and for no goddamn reason, they were cooking something though
#star trek tos#star trek#james t kirk#captain kirk#jim kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#doctor mccoy#I wonder what they were thinking while creating this#Star Trek you are one wild son of a bitch#ily
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goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky 😭😭😭
#begging for someone to pick up the crows spin off#i can't live with the idea that we won't see the ice court heist#and the cast was SO PERFECT#why is netflix such a bitch#greta talks#shadow and bone#six of crows
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Kaz to the reader: Take that, you motherfucker, you thought reading my P.O.V would give away the plan? Well, sike! Cause my brain is 24/7 Inej, Inej, and Inej and nothing else. You're welcome.
#six of crows#kaz brekker#grishaverse#shadow and bone#third army#six of crows spin off#kanej#incorrect quotes#Kaz is such a little bitch#The only character who could break the fourth wall and sense the reader
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the best shadow and bone (show) line by FAR is when Jesper and Wylan are kissing, and then Kaz side-eyes them and says “everyone’s lost their mind” like I laugh every single time. That man needs to CHILL
#six of crows#shadow and bone#crooked kingdom#six of crows duology#kaz brekker#kazzle dazzle#leigh bardugo#grishaverse#wesper#kaz is a bitch lol#save shadow and bone#soc#six of crows fandom#soc spinoff
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finished traumabringer last night have some doodles i did to cope
#if verlaine is most dangerous assassin then why so pretty :(#saw his ref sheet and gasped i have never been so infatuated w a drawing before#also the flags?? sb when bones i want to see albatross and lippmann#also i did not notice how skinny i drew everyone until i opened the file like gd these bitches anorexic💀😭#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#stormbringer#bsd stormbringer#paul verlaine#verlaine#bsd verlaine#bsd lippmann#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#skk#soukoku#lotus draws
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Debating on making Green Arrow’s chili recipe but looking at the ingredients that shit won’t be even remotely hot.
#I enjoy Lots of spice#I may be the pastiest bitch you’ve ever met but I’m actively snacking on cut up raw banana peppers and habanero peppers#they’re tasty :3#bones speaks#might add some Thai chilies as they’re in season rn
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