#bomb be upon ye

[brazilian-enigma]

pov: you're from green team and cellbit throws a fucking bomb

[buttercup-barf]

hey did you know that the noise update is out now?

I did! I have not played it yet! I am grieving!

[ratatatastic]

"That was a great opening pitch ceremony before the game today! Matthew Tkachuk from the Panthers, Jayson Tatum from the Celtics, threw out the first pitch today. Two St. Louis Champions!" "—Thought they went to high school together, they rode the bus to school together, they won Championships in the same year. That's pretty amazing!" "Well Tatum's one-uped him, he's got a gold medal too. From the Olympics." "Yeah, that's true... So I went downstairs today to go say, 'Hi,' to Keith Tkachuk, obviously, and Matthew. I have this picture of Keith and I, and Matthew when he was 5 years old in front of my locker. So we reincarnated the picture today." "Oh, did you?" "Yeah, it was pretty funny—except for Matthew was a little too tall to stand on the chair this time, and Keith has gained a few pounds as he said. But still one of the greatest people—I think—that will ever be around this city—right there, that guy, Keith Tkachuk. There's his son, Matthew, right there. What a great family! I always say the star of their family is Mrs. Tkachuk. Chantal is, obviously the mom, and she is the star of the show—"

los angeles dodgers @ st louis cardinals | 8.18.24

[lovely-english-rose]

gearing up to confront someone whos been treating me like shit!!!!

[koukaaa-descent]

hi loki @lokibrainrot 😁 (PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGES YOU)

[charcarts]

THE MICE ft. Bonus Img (Why Are These Mice Kissing In Front Of My Sandwich)

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Can't explain how funny an Odasaku and Adam duo would be. I know it doesn't work in canon but I think people who haven't gone through the narration in both Dark Era and Day I Picked Up Dazai understand how objectively hilarious Oda is without even trying to be. Add that to Adam's general weirdness and you have, I think, the set-up for an entire buddy cop movie, except it's an android who eats gum and thinks pretending to be a pigeon and telling android jokes are good ways of interacting with people (he's right actually) and a mafia member who refuses to kill and responds to events that would have any sane person quitting their job and moving out of the city like it's a passing breeze.

Imagine them working together. Imagine them investigating. They both think the other is entirely normal and connect over having to look out for their respective self-destructive teenagers they bonded with.

Said self-destructive teenagers are watching them from a distance, baffled and horrified, because neither of them is responding to anything in a remotely normal way.

And if they had the slightest bit more self-awareness, they would know that is literally exactly how everyone else, including the two men they are currently judging, feels about the two of them when they interact in any capacity.

[ballcrusher74]

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

This blog is gonna make me spontaneously combust i swear to fucking god i cannot take the feels/pos

/ / Oh no, don't spontaneously combust!! If you do you'll miss out on all the Bro angst and hurt I've got planned.

/ / I'm sure you don't wanna miss it >:]

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

I will surpass everything! I alone will be king of duelists, and rise to a higher plane of being! - Seto Kaiba, Battle City

(Yes RISE TO THE HIGHER PLANE and think you're better than everyone else because you have a machine on your head and call people inferior vessels like you're the terminator)

[iceeericeee]

Congratulations, you broke my heart even more </3 here’s your prize:

🧨

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

screaming crying coughing up blood every time i have to fucking defend genocide joe bc ppl wanna lie and say he isn't responsible for most of the best domestic policy we've seen in decades

his foreign policy is dogshit, yes, and he should rightly be called on it and primaried out, but we can criticize the shit he's actually done wrong instead of making shit up about him ~not doing anything good~

[idkamilost]

I lowkey wanna make another meme.. like the 910 pickles one.

Pikmin shall be my next victim :)

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

i love defending pete wentz against the mania haters who call him the music industry's mr krabs bc he sucks in other ways.

[borealnyx]

So i went to see Oppenheimer to a special screening last night, and this was me for the first like 45 minutes of the film

[dinomites]

"I had the feeling someone would intercept my letter... give it about five seconds."