#boku no hero academia incorrect quotes

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Izuku: Tis but a scratch

Ochako: Deku-kun you have been SHOT.

Izuku *Suffering from blood loss*: Tis but a scratch

[nagitosstolenhand]

[dogwaterdish]

All Might: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Midoriya: It was me...

All Might: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[kittycatxoxo1]

*Shoto making a tiktok*

Shoto: Dabi has been saying he's gonna kill Endeavor but BITCH! It's been 3 years! I'm starting to think old age is gonna get him before you do!

Dabi watch the tiktok: omg wtf

[akurui-shizen7]

Hawks: Please? For me?

[Name]: Don’t do that.

Hawks: Do what, [Name]?

[Name]: You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-

Hawks: Please, for me?

[Name]: ...Whatever you manipulative chicken, fuck off.

[what-a-creative-user-nana]

Incorrect Quotes

Midoriya, Uraraka, and Kaminari are sitting on a bench Kirishima: Why do you guys look so sad? Midoriya: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Kirishima sits down* Uraraka: The bench is freshly painted.

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Uraraka, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Midoriya: Gray.

Uraraka, turning to Todoroki: Now tell him what color you think it is.

Todoroki: Dark white.

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[poppy5991]

Would have been so funny if All Might had promised to give Izuku OFA after cleaning up the beach and then after Izuku was done, told him “There is no quirk. We just train until we get so ripped that everyone thinks it’s super strength.”

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, beats Izuku at a video game for the hundredth time: You okay?

Izuku: I do not care if you’re twice my size. I will gather my strength like a mother seeing her child in danger and body slam you so hard.

Bakugo: I wish people could see that you match my freak in competitiveness.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Kirishima: Senpai, you look like you wanna go home.

Tamaki: That's irrelevant.

Tamaki: I always wanna go home.

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.

Iida : .. elaborate?

Izuku: I haven't died yet

Iida: that's not how it works-

Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die

[nagitosstolenhand]

[dogwaterdish]

Aizawa: I was teaching today and I was petting my cat, and my husband came in and told me to show everyone the cat. Over half the students reached down and picked up their cats, and held them up the the screen. Suddenly all the squares were cats and everything was perfect.

[kittycatxoxo1]

shoto: this is my theory about midoriya being all mights secret love child.

dabi tied to a chair: j-just let me go-

shoto: IM NOT FINISHED!!

dabi:

shoto:

shoto: and this theory is about eraserheads secret love child-

[akurui-shizen7]

Hawks: I don’t do relationships.

[Name]: *exists*

Hawks: Shit.