#boiling heaven

[kaheihigh]

theres so many questions i have

1. boiling heaven

[muzsmocsing]

The only Calamity who would ever hook up with people is Qi Rong. Hua Cheng is the most demisexual man to ever demisexual, He Xuan cockblocks himself out of spite, and Bai Wuxiang is still not over his homoerotic teenage situationship from 2000 years back. But Night Touring Green Lantern? He's like Frank-n-Furter if he dropped out of highschool to sell ketamine at houseparties instead of majoring in medical malpractice. Not a single redeeming quality to be found but that androgynous swag, crunchy eyeliner and nasty attitude pulls those of questionable taste by the dozens. No doubt.

[neotrix-09]

I've seen the idea that Adam will be reborn as a sinner,and I honestly love the concept,and I want to see him more as he gets character development. On the other hand,if they do another extermination...

"We've successfully slain all residents of the Hazbin Hotel,down to their most recent guest."

"He looked oddly familiar,though..."

"..."

"..."

[lycocarpum]

Miquella will never beat the silk moth association for me I'm sorry. I love this kid but every time I think of him I picture this

[moonamite]

lil update to my Phen :)

[bone-stealing-horse]

Pastoru Gosta

isn't he beautiful?

[sillylotrpolls]

Honestly, the more you learn about Tolkien afterlives (if you can call Valinor an "after"life), the more you're like "actually, maybe Elves and Dwarves shouldn't love or even become friends with other races, because then they'll be very sad while they wait for the apocalypse to happen," which is a weird form for racism to take.

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

Idk if this thing I writing rn is going anywhere, but I love this bit too much to not post it somewhere.

The previous Golden Guard being an annoying older sibling figure my beloved

[v1-kisser]

Can y'all watch him while I run errands

[some-siren]

One of the things that spin around in the microwave of my mind is how much Crowley seems to know Heaven. Like, the dude worked there for an indeterminate amount of time and it's like he still does. Like he probably worked Upstairs for less than 6000 years right?

So why does he remember it better than the literal angel that never left. Sure he was quite high up the hierarchy, higher than Aziraphale from what we know, but WHY does he remember it so vividly/know it so well, especially if he did get his memory erased?

What did they do to him

[wiltking]

i love onions. onions i could not live without you 🧅

[bearfeathers]

listen i just want to say that gabriel's "no one's ever given me anything before" fucking pushed me down, kicked me in the face and stole my lunch money.

[liveshawn]

i just peeled so many potatoes. formal apology to mr. jumbo

[demigodofhoolemere]

Finished the Umbara arc for the first time. Nothing is okay.

[winterwrites23]

Christmas is just around the corner, so you know what that means... it's time to make

✨Tamales✨

[haystarlight]

Look, the idea of Philip going to Hell is satisfying enough but I think it's more satisfying if he dies and finds out that whatever's waiting for him after death is nothing like his puritan mind was imagining or expecting.

Like, him going to Hell is cool cause he's getting his just desserts but, in a way, it's also validating his beliefs. If he's in Hell and Caleb is in Heaven, that means in a way, he was still a little bit right about some stuff.

I want him to wake up somewhere completely different. I want Caleb to be somewhere completely different. If only for the satisfaction of imagining how he'd react to seeing his beliefs were wrong one last time.

How he'd react to being wrong.... about everything.

((this isn't an attack on Christian/Catholic Owl House fans. If you want to think that Belos went to Hell because of your own religion and beliefs, that's perfectly fine. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying this from, like, a narrative standpoint))