#bodygaurd anon

[chaaistained]

Hiiii princess, it's your bodyguard again! You had me convinced fo create a dr where I'm a bodyguard and my s/o is royal but my problem is I have no idea who I want as my s/o. I actually have a similar dr where I am a pirate and my s/o is a runaway prince, so I'm sort of protecting him as a pirate cause he is a sheltered bratty prince and he is way too curious and adventure for his own good so he is basically stringing me along to whatever danger he is approaching, sigh 😔 (love his snappy babygirl attitude tho 😂)

HII DARLING BODYGAURD !!!

AHHH yess join me in scripting a royalty dr 🤝

tbh my royalty dr doesn’t have a princess x guard trope with my s/o .. i fall for another prince but yess i will take your hand and follow along with the same path you take bcs i think i also want a dr where my s/o is a royal guard sworn to protect me and only me hehehe

also your pirate dr sounds SO COOL?? man i miss my pirate dr, it was kinda fanfic-y so i scrapped it like Years ago but i’ll dig it up again and revamp it if i get the motivation≈

i LOVE how you’re the stressed™️ pirate lover to your bratty prince who leads the sassy men apocalypse like idk i adore that vibe so much aksjdjfjskd very much “my circus . my monkey . fml” energy but i can tell how much love you have for him, like the tired eye roll followed by an amused grin !!

and something tells me you’re secretly just as much of a chaos monger as your darling s/o .. you’re just more selective about it 😌

anyway, i reckon you should follow this same energy with your potential royal x guard dr ?? just a suggestion but it would be so funny if this time you’re the demon spawn insanity loving royal who kinda always pokes their perfectly contoured nose into places where they’re not supposed to be .. and your guard is like “oh fuck . Oh Fuck WAIT WHERE ARE THEY?? … [sigh] here we go again”

also i had an idea for a royalty dr where i, as a princess, falls for a ministers son but i could totally edit that script and make him a royal guard .. idk i’m brainstorming here but it was lovely to hear from you darling !!!

i’m so sorry for the late reply my days have been extremely busy and exhausting and just to give you some idea of how tired i am — i Never take naps, i’m not a nap person, i hate them bcs i wake feeling like i’m on the brink of catching a cold idk .. anyway, i only take a nap when my body physically cannot stay awake and Forces me to sleep during any random hour of the day. and that literally happened multiple times in the last few days so .. very tired

but i’m looking forward to when life kinda resets and i get my energy back !! and i wanted to reply to you ≈

[khunspikesficrecs]

Hi! Do you have recommendations on vegaspete where pete works for Vegas/minor family first and major family second (can be canon-based or not)?

Ooooo, now that IS a twist. I've seen plenty of Pete Works For The Minor Family but I don't think I've seen any where he's like, undercover in the Major Family or anything like that.

You'll never recover from that kind of devotion: Explicit, the bodyguards are all trained by the minor family first.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53847787

Portrait of You: Teen, Vegas is dead but Pete fall for him anyway.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49496983

Prisoner's Dilema: Explicit, Vegas gets Pete for the minor family after Pete's dad's murder.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52823425

immaculate conception: Mature, another Vegas gets Pete after Pete's dad's murder

immaculate conception - jalesidor - KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

third option: not rated, not exactly pete working for the minor family but he and vegas have a secret relationship through canon and are playing their own game.

End Racism in the OTW | third option - uvlights - KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

To care for the heir: Explicit, Nanny-Bodyguard Pete is the best.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52130980/chapters/131853199

Unbearably Close and Impossibly Fay: Mature, Pete becomes a minor family bodygaurd when Vegas is 17.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44482273

Blood Upon the Snow: explicit, the definitive Nanny-Bodyguard Pete fic and I pray for a new chapter every day.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43299609

Love You For A Second Time: Mature, minor family bodyguard Pete gets Hanahaki disease over Vegas.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41773440

These are all the Pete Works For The Minor Family fic I can think of off the top of my head. If I missed one you particularly enjoyed, leave it in the comments for this Anon!

[georgiapeach30513]

Hey Jen, happy holidays! I hope this ask doesn't come across as mean, because it isn't my intention at all. That anon bringing attention to Chris' MUA and stylist being in L.A and wondering if it has to do with him, why does it matter? Why are people so obsessed with Chris's whereabouts? Ilaria has other clients, so does Jen. Chris also just wrapped filming and is probably at home with his family. I just find this constant need some people feel to know where he is obsessive and unhealthy. People need to mind their business tbh. I felt the same way when he popped up in NYC with the bodygaurd after wrapping materialists, and I saw alot of "why's he still in NY" "isn't he done filming". Why is it anybody's business why he's still there? He could have friends he's visiting, meetings, interviews, who cares? I'm sorry to ramble but I really do feel like alot of this stalking is why he's pulled away from SM (among other reasons). This man's location and what he's doing is nobody's concern. You can enjoy his work, enjoy the bts content from his films etc but there is absolutely no need to know where he is and what he's doing beyond that imo. Anyhoo, thank you for being such a great blog and keeping his work and other fun content going. You do a great job of keeping a fun and interractive space for him and his work.

I think too many people are taking this way too seriously. Once upon a time we could see things like that, have a quick conversation, and that was it. Now it's automatically a gotcha moment, or this gospel truth that he is or is not there. Once upon a time we would have fun with things like this, and it wasn't that serious. And then one day there was a bit of anxiety and pandemonium that was brought to the fandom. A whole bunch of trolling and people who made you believe that their opinions were fact, and absolutely the truth. I think there's too many that think this man needs to have a tracker on him at all times, instead of going, "hmm, well maybe," but then you move on. I urge everyone to not take any of this too seriously. If I had to guess he's at home. I don't know that for a fact. Nobody does.

[hypnotisedfireflies]

thinkin about beyonce’s bodygaurd and joeltess from interstellar overdrive

I had to consult my brains trust about this because I was like, "What does this mean?! Did Beyonce fall in love with her bodyguard!?"

So okay now I know it's a song. :D I will have to listen to this later, thanks anon! ;)

Interstellar Overdrive

[goldenalbum]

https://twitter.com/V36260523Vilas/status/1727291939568202055?t=uI4-_aSCdNo2rllRcBEubQ&s=19

This is the type of shit jjks pull off against jm all because he's just rumoured to be going with jk to japan like theres no confirmation. The news outlet RNX has been wrong before too but jjks just want jm to be away from jk.

it truly is fucking horrifying that these people exist and like another anon said to me, they really need wellness checks and therapy because that shit is nowhere in the same universe as acceptable behavior or thought patterns, confirmation or not.

this is also why i said that the stuff said against jm is often worse than whats said against other members. they all get shit ofc, but whenever i see a death threat mentioned its usually for jm. (my personal theory is that jm is very close with the members and esp th and jk, which really makes these insane people jealous.)

i do think most of the people saying this shit are talking out their ass, but its important to take it all seriously just the same. i'm sending endless thanks to bts bodygaurds protecting these boys and to the fans that keep an eye out for these sorts of posts.

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Bodygaurd Steve was fun. I'm glad the anon asked for him.

If you want some ACOTAR, @sidepartskinnyjeans has some pieces. I loved her Cassian.

Hi Amber, would you please write few lines for Bodyguard Steve and reader for 31. “I understand wanting to get things done, but please don’t pull anymore all-nighters, babe.  You need to sleep.”

Ahhh, a first for me. I hope you like it.

"I promise it will be done soon. Tomorrow afternoon at the latest." You promised your best friend on the phone. Somehow you insisted you could help make her wedding dress, your designer roots unable to resist the challenge.

Now the deadline was coming up faster than you could anticipate and you had to make it just right.

Better than just right, this had to be the most beautiful creation you have ever made, your best friend deserved your finest work. With a goodbye and I love you on the phone, you set it down, staring at the nearly done dress.

Your mind was buzzing tiredly, your eyes feeling heavy. But your heart soared as you looked at your creation. A beautiful ethereal piece, you were sure your friend would see the heavy influences you added of her favorite fae character from a series of books she loved as much as life itself.

A woman worthy of a court of night, glittering with falling stars.

You felt warm hands slide over your tense shoulders as your bodygaurd but now lover come join you. Steve looked over your shoulder at your creation before dropping a gentle brush of his lips against your shoulder. "It is your finest piece Sweetheart."

Your heart beat quicker at the praise, sending a thrill through your chest. "It is almost finished, I just have to sew in a few finishing touches."

"Tomorrow?" Steve asked gently, not exactly a demand, but you could tell he was purposely making it a question for you.

"But I'm really that close to finishing." You twisted into his arms to face him, wrapping your arms around his neck. "And tomorrow you have to take me to her house so she can try it on and I can make sure it fits properly."

Steve arched a brow in doubt that you would actually have to make any changes. "Baby, you are falling asleep on your feet. I understand wanting to get things done, but please don’t pull any more all-nighters, babe.  You need to sleep. I also promised your father to look after you, that means your mental well-being too." You rolled your eyes at him, making him narrow his in return.

You loved your bodyguard, but he could be bossy. You glanced one more time at the dress, calculating your time management. Of course, you could slip out of bed if you could untangle from around Steve and come finish. Plus you were tired, you could feel the ache now to close your eyes.

"Take me away, protect me from myself." You gave a little jump, Steve catching you while your legs wrapped around his waist and you were rewarded with the most brilliant smile from him.

"Gladly."

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[loudlyunladylike]

hello hi hey HI. I'm buzzing over the mcc teams they're so GOOD I say this everyday but specially today god bless scott smajor fantastic man. who are you gonna be supporting? I'm supporting yellow, I watch Wilbur for every mcc, that damned man has me stuck in his pov. yellow is so good as well, ms shelby shubble??!! and ranboo and scott?! I also really like cyan of course that's first of my vod list. Primeboys NOT in lore? Ponk??!! Karl? I'm sorry I'm in love with these teams!

I wish you good day and I think I saw that you were/are at work, so I hope your day at work was good! Drink some water and perhaps do some screaming if you feel like it. You deserve it.

-bodyguard anon

Hi hi hiiiiiii!!!!

BOTH days where this months mcc teams have been announced I have been at work but I caught up on the teams and like YOOOO!!!!!! Big vouch, Scott Smajor is a wonderful wonderful man yes. I tend to try and keep up my Wilbur streak so I think I'm going to be watching yellow yaks, i reckon the dynamics are simply going to be wonderful, I especially feel like Scott and Ranboo is gonna be quite funny. Also oh my god yes cyan, like you’re telling me we get to see these guys actually having fun and not acting depressed in a mc roleplay?? Unheard of. And that whole team just gives me such fun energy like Ponk!!! and Karl!! like that’s just so fun and exciting, I love it I love it. ALSO THEY GOT MOTHERFUCKIN SNEEGSNAG, MOTHERFUCKIN SNEEGSNAG IN MCC, yeah hyped for that because why wouldn’t I be. Also can we talk about Tubbo’s team?? Like it’s kinda cracked, like please our mans deserves a win please. Also Tubbo has such a good dynamic with Sapnap so I think that’s also going to be funnnnn.

So anyways yeah, got a long vods list to watch after this mcc methinks.

Also thank you, yeah I had a light bit of internal screaming but it was mostly quite good and I hope you’re day’s going well too!! Also I feel it’s important to tell you that I saw this ask come in when i was at work yesterday and i did a quick light skim and saw “bodyguard anon” and immediately got up, went to the back room and filled up my bottle of water. Like I have a pavlovian response to getting an ask from you and going to get water so thanks <33 go get some water <33

[kyoshi-lesbians]

ok but yueki,,, y’know how the kyoshi warriors guard zuko in the comics? they do the same for yue, but since suki’s the leader she guards yue privately as well. she definitely blushes while yue changes and yue definitely invites her to lay in bed during the night— even though suki’s supposed to be on guard.

OH OH OH OH

this fits perfectly in universe too, like Yue's dad tasked Sokka w/ protecting her (and it worked perfectly, Yue was able to join the gaang at the end of S1, thank goodness for that!) and her family absolutely would want her to have protection in the uncertain era directly after the war

Yue and Suki were already friends, but now they get to spend time together alone in a way that they never had while traveling with the whole gaang. and huh, is it normal to sleep next to your body guard every night? to help her apply her warrior makeup every morning and gently wash it off each night? Yue can't tell, someone help her

[blissfulparker]

bodyguard x reader please ❤️❤️❤️

Give me a prompt and I’ll do it🥰

[delicate44]

FAV CHAYENZO FIC REC LIST - PART 2

FAV CHAYENZO FIC REC LIST - PART 1

Lemme start by saying that I am a writer in NO ABSOLUTE WAY. I barely read compared to avid book readers. But I LOVE fanfics. I am in no way capable of finding deep literary meaning or write character essays., I read for FFs for fix its, character analysis, to grin over my fav ship being all smushy and to feel an ache for the angst. And yes, the smut. Sometimes, for the tears. I wanna say a BIG THANK YOU to everyone who post their writing for Chayenzo. I fell in love with the show 6 months ago and we've got some WONDERFUL fics on the tag. I hope that as a reader I have done my tiny bit to encourage you. Something about this fics have been a solace to me for the last couple of months and I am genuinely grateful to you for giving me a world to get lost in post the show. I mean no disrespect for the fics I don't post here. These comprise of my most reread and my personal taste. So if you do check this list out - go leave kudos and some nice comments so that we are well fed yeah?

In the Order it was posted : star marked (*) are the ones I have lost count of my rereads.

shades on skin by aellanyx (soulmate retelling - WIP) (can we get an update on this, pretty please?)

room service* by lesserfeelings - Part 2 of 26th of june (post finale - Oneshot) (this sorta hurts but SMUTTY GOODNESS) (lesserfeelings - I see a pattern here)

Wingman* by rosetintednerdglasses (crackfic! - oneshot) (this is hilarious)

Hook Up - ANON (oneshot) (I know youuu)

Picciona Maledetto by Juliette1713 (post finale - oneshot)

after the rain by uvlights (true beauty x Vincezo - multi)

something chemical* by stutteringpeach (FWB - multi)(Damn, this fic is something else!)

Per Te by astormwithskin (alternate meetings - oneshot)

are you going to shoot me?* by rosetintednerdglasses (mafia AU - multi) (I WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING AND RAVING ABOUT THIS FIC - MY TOP 5; I lost count on my how many times I've reread this)

switchin' the positions for you* by coolbeansbuddyofmine (PWP - Oneshot) (this fic was dedicated for me, I obviously love it)

cramped* by rosetintednerdglasses - Part 4 of il dopo vita / Part 5 of sachets of coffee (oneshot) (my heartttt)

a rush of blood to the head* by stutteringpeach (ABO - oneshot)(Dude, this fic simply blew my mind)

First Time For Everything by Lady_Nerd52 (post finale - multi) (its hot)

how do we fall in love? (baby let's fall in love)* by coolbeansbuddyofmine (text msg AU - oneshot)(this one is adorable!)

in flagranza* by lesserfeelings (interruptions fic! - oneshot) (Phew - this fic!)

this type of love isn't rational, it’s physical (all reason aside, i just can’t deny i love the guy) by coolbeansbuddyofmine (sherlock AU - WIP)

moments together when we fell in love by coolbeansbuddyofmine (sherlock AU - oneshots)

love.* by capriho3 (post finale - oneshot)

of showers and sensibilities* by coolbeansbuddyofmine (post finale - Oneshot)

Like It When You Love Me* by AwakeJuice (post finale - WIP) (Can we get an update, pretty please) (One of the most romantic post finale fics - so beautiful)

too late by meyrmeyr (post finale - WIP) (can we get an update, pretty please) (The ANGST, my heart)

the spell you got on me, it's like magic (got me feeling like falling in love)* by coolbeansbuddyofmine (HP AU - WIP) (MAGIC!)

heat waves by cappers (update - pretty please?) (Archilogical AU - WIP)

give and take* by lesserfeelings (bodygaurd AU - multi)(this fic will transport you)

I’m Always by Your Side* by Ahenix (collection of oneshots) (ANOTHER TOP 5 - you'll go asdfghjkl for almost every chapter) (Sending Ahenix peonis and cannoli for writing almost 120k words)

espresso vs sewage waste by readingnotes (coffeeshop AU - multi)

Sir?* by rosetintednerdglasses (Professor!VC / Lawyer CY - multi)(pleeeeaseee - this fic!!!)

it would've been fun if you would've been the one by augustinecassano (parallel universe - WIP)

Domestic Cencha* by InzaghisGirlfriend (fictober! collection of oneshots // except for the flight attendant AU - so amazing)

the stars, they dazzle* by rosetintednerdglasses (5+1 - AU's - multi)(oh Rose!)

vignettes by stutteringpeach (collections) (please be persuaded to write the chaebol AU)

lesser fragments by lesserfeelings

Some WIP's I'm looking forward to-

Milan by InzaghisGirlfriend

that's the thing about illicit affairs by augustinecassano

street corner dokkaebi by xtreasure17

The Golden Dynasty by yeobeeniejeon

The Word I Can't Say by kaahaani

there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin by lesserfeelings (NIRE!!!!!)

Hey, I got a new friend! by neighbourhoodbidulgi

Of Thorned Souls and Fading Hearts by Ahenix

[silverdelirium]

bro that anon has corrupted my mind.i cant eat, cant sleep, i just feel like every moment is wasted bodygaurd!blaise time. like imagine that trope.

- 🌊

BABE NO LMAOOO GO SLEEP AND EAT

but yes tbh its so fucking good like i just want him to follow me everywhere and act so fucking possessive 😩

[chaaistained]

Never ever I would have thought someone (YOU, princess, yes you) would script after I inspired you through our little love exchanges, like I feel extremely honoured and baffled that I changed your brain chemistry and made you want it for all your drs 🤭���🏻 I hope your men get irked just once in their dreams of me braiding jasmines in your hair- I said nothing here, whoops 🤗 BUTTT PUTTING THAT ASIDEEE you and s/o are so cuteee especially regulus, he literally learned or more like created a whole spell for you which reminds me of the quote He loved her to the point of invention 😆

(I would read all your poetries as I am an avid reader of poems and have a whole section in my insta, pinterest and TikTok related to poems. What if I bought you ink pen with your favourite ink color so you can keep writing 🤗)

GAAASSSPP ITS MY ROYAL GAURD

in all seriousness darling your ask GENUINELY inspired me sm like the way i Need to experience that representation of love in every reality thanks to you ?? aksjdjfjskd and i see you’re ready to fight for my hand 🤭😭

also THANK YOUU honestly i love all my s/o’s sm esp my better cr bf, but you’re so right anon, regulus’ “loving to the point of invention” personality trait??!? 😫 TOP TIER

aksjdjskd AN INK PEN TO WRITE YOU POETRY ))!!?!!(??! yeah i’d be a horrible royal . i’d totally abandon all sense of power and responsibility just to run away with my bodyguard lover it’s actually concerning 😔

fyi : yes babe you submitted in anon dw ≈

[cuppykin]

Episode 14 is my yandere imposter dad vents and let's my sussy baka yandere sister twerk infront of my bodygaurds

Anon please I already have brain damage

[arlenianchronicles]

oh my goodness, I LOVE your bodygaurd au! elrond is smol. and maedhros is Tall and he protecc the smol my heart 😫💕

Awwww thank you so much, anon!! I’m happy you like the au! I had lots of fun making it hehe <33333 Maedros indeed protects his smol lord; after all, who knows what kind of assassins and other baddies are lurking around? and at most he only kills Orcs and doesn’t commit Kinslayings because I have decided to lessen his guilt load a bit loll XDDD

(and I think that, even if Maedros could commit a Kinslaying like in the Silm, he wouldn’t do it because his lord would Order Against It hehehh)

[karliesbuzzcut]

I noticed you had a few anons asking about the origin story of Kaylor and if they are still around I just wanted to add something. I dont consider myself a Swiftie anymore because I grew up you know. Still of course a huge fan. But back when "Kaylor" started it was just in fact a friendship type ship that totally alligned with the PR of 1989. Now I am not saying that I think it was purely PR, but yes it was huge amounts of PR. No Big Sur wasnt bodygaurds taking pictures. Karlie Kloss was to 1989 what Toderick Hall was to Lover. Again, not shaming the game or implying they weren't real friendships. But new conspiracy Kaylors who point to Taylor once liking Kaylor posts, at that moment in time, it was cringworthy culturally different girl power vibes. Then when the rest of us including Taylor and Karlie switched freeways KaylorNation and TTB took over and bread a new era of a secret romance they were able to push because Taylor disappeared for valid reasons. To this day they are still in a different lane then everyone else.

One final thought for the Kaylors. You can see these blogs post tons of award show ceremonies, lunches and outings of just Karlie and Taylor and sell you that it was special, but trust me it wasnt. Watch a Victoria Secret show, the MTV awards, any time she was out with her squad. She was actually more affectionate with others then even Karlie. I have seen her kiss other friends at awards ceremonies, pat VS models butts when they walk by.

And in conclusion I think she has learned at that time maybe the behavior was OK for straight girls, we have all been guilty of it. However we have all grown, matured and become more aware of how not OK and definitely how baiting that behavior is. I don't expect to ever see her act like that again and to her credit I am sure she probably regrets it a little as we all do.

“Karlie Kloss was to 1989 what Toderick Hall was to Lover”

This line pains me for reasons I can’t quite explain but mostly because it’s true?

[going-fancognito]

So you know that ask with the cinnamon roll and Revali? Well what was it like when Revali was crushing on them? (Sorry I just really liked the headcannons you made)

Oh sweet anon, never be sorry for sending me an ask. It really makes my day whenever I receive a new one from you guys.

Honestly, I see Revalis’ crush on you going similarly to the oblivious S/O ask (Post is here if you haven’t seen it yet)

The main difference would be that it’s more innocence then obliviousness  that causing the situation

Like when you guys are dating, Revali makes more than few innuendos ;)

(What can he say, it’s what he does)

Although, his jokes will be on the more tame side

(He’s not so vulgar as to be crude with you pre-relationship)

However they weren’t THAT tame, come ON!

HoW wERe YoU MiSsiNG ThiS!?

Lol. Your innocence is both endearing and frustrating as hell to him

“You know y/n, people call me cocky for a reason ;)”

(Wow Revali. Smooth)

“What, who said that!?”

He’s a bit surprised by your shout

Sweet Hylia, are you crying?!

“Don’t listen to them Revali. You’re confident, not cocky and you earned every bit of it with your hard work.” You proceed to cuddle your favourite Rito. “Don’t ever let people insult you like that, ok?”

...*Hurk*

[Floofy boy engaged]

He’s feeling all the guilt 

He tried to taint the pure bean

Be ashamed Revali. Be very ashamed

(Mind you, this goes way beyond innocence. That little feather pillow is undoubtedly a cocky bastard, don’t deny it.)

But if someone tries to pull the same flirtations on you?

Instant bodygaurd at your side

Sometimes Urbosa’s there for backup

(Her momma instincts can sense attempts to corrupt the cinnamon rolls)